just for that day, it was double the previous day. i bet the weekend was hell, probably too several shoots just to get this one fucking video of this senile old man in some Caddy parts-bin-special
I get a bunch of money through my son that has no job and make the coke magically disappear while shuffling around like an idiot and giving America over to people who have no business being here to name just a few things.
@@Di-nc8zv whole case is a disgrace. Never should’ve happened. Juan Merchon is a sleepy joe supporter while his daughter works for them. Yeah that’s not biased at all. Stormy and Michael cohen couldn’t keep their stories straight and yet Trump is a "convicted felon"
"Will you take the red pill or the blue pill?" Joe Biden: "That reminds me of the time I forgot to take my pills yesterday. I guess I'll just take double today to make up for it."
Well trump did nothing but make himself rich while he was in presidency his son's daughters made deals with foreign nations to push his hotels . That's what they say . Okay
Trump drove his nation into the ground remember cov19 he did shit . He refunded our army he refunded programs to stop the virus . He did insurrection. He also asking now money from you Trump followers yo get off.jail when he rich. He only using you guys . He doesn't want to play out of his own pockets younger off free . He wants to use you people to pay his lawyers and shit and he rich .
“What do you do for a living?” Biden 🧠 : *forgets he’s president” Biden: “I’m married to Jill Biden” If Daniel “got in the back” he would have never been seen again. He would become Biden’s personal Scratch and Sniff 👃! 😂
Fun fact law state president an ex presidents are not allowed to drive on roads but will be driven with high security ex president or current president
he messes up the american economy and gives free money to other countries while americans are struggling to pay for gas, car insurance, and other necessities to survive.
@@itzant2002dude most Americans are fed up with him. He taxes the hell out of us, so he can have more money to fund and profit off of foreign wars at the expense of the American people, while most of us struggle to put gas in our cars and food on the table.
Yes he do you are so right about that only thing he did since he's been president is worried about other countries while Americans are starving have no money because he takes it all and sent it to Ukraine you need a very good point you should get a congressional Medical
@@osmomosis9216 feel bad for anyone who has to sniff kids for a living! They're smelly, dirty creatures! And no, priests, Catholic priests, abuse children and generally lie to and steal from people: money, innocence...
“what do you do for a living,” “read the note written in sharpie on my arm when i wake up, reminding me what to do. then i wire money to other countries while my son does cocaine in the other room of The White House”
@@n0r4____ um in nbvczfwgwhsgcxvguwiuwirh. Dgygcchihcr bs. D fun. Much Tggegrhhefrftvbw Geggrhhrhrh Fgeyyehrt Cgdggthr Hhsbbbsnjwgtvvvbbhhhhhhhhhiiiiinsnwccvtcrcftvwvhvtcycycvwyhhgyggeyueuuuucct baby crgbgenenjenrnr vgggrhvvfhhhbvj ju hhhhhuegh Gggggxvhvxvfzbcxbgc Fchh guh gcvgcxcjxxgivcvbvvvvicc VI hbbbbbhhhhggegerggyzhjheiewihwhvwvvvvgg in
JB Lied about what college he went to Lied about getting a scholarship Lied about his GPA Lied about being top of his class Lied about being arrestedd at a civil rights march Got caught plagiarizing multiple times
Why are you wasting time commenting on American president? Please focus on India. It is a great nation. Focus on improving your life and that of your fellow countrymen, there is no point wasting time on commenting on something that has nothing to do with your daily life. Please focus where it's needed.
That security guard is a certified npc.
What a miserable life he has
@@waterloojewbetter life than you lol.
He makes a lot of money he could care less what ppl think. You are just broke and miserable
@@okej5652My life is good as long as I don’t have to work for a dementia patient
@@rayukk My life is good as long as I don't have to work for a dementia patient
"what do you do for a living?"
"I collect your taxes"
“I sleep and try to win the worst President award.”
Then send them to Ukraine. Then I fall down.
bro steals from the state for a living 💀
You wild do "better" than joe biden as government/president i believe that ( not i do not )
I wipe my ass with your money and flush it down the toilet.
That was the 126th take
just for that day, it was double the previous day. i bet the weekend was hell, probably too several shoots just to get this one fucking video of this senile old man in some Caddy parts-bin-special
Bet!
❌Joe Biden
✅electric Biden
My name is Jill Biden and I’m married to joe Biden.
Wow look at this comment section ☠️
@@Graphics_Card lol
@@Chkprofilename nobody cares
No way he wasn't trolling
Idiot
"Sweet old man tries to lure a teenager in his car"
He sure did didn't he...
Pedophilia at its best
Down bad
His daughter won’t shower with him anymore
He should pick up Rudy o the way to Washington.
"What do you do for a living?"
"I take your money"
I get a bunch of money through my son that has no job and make the coke magically disappear while shuffling around like an idiot and giving America over to people who have no business being here to name just a few things.
Criminal Donald
In a way that was his answer.😂😂
@@Di-nc8zv whole case is a disgrace. Never should’ve happened. Juan Merchon is a sleepy joe supporter while his daughter works for them. Yeah that’s not biased at all. Stormy and Michael cohen couldn’t keep their stories straight and yet Trump is a "convicted felon"
@@laurenadams254so dumb
He's a certified crash dummy 😂😂
“What do you do for a living?”
“Whatever they tell me to.”
If i remember
Who tells, the matrix?
"Will you take the red pill or the blue pill?"
Joe Biden: "That reminds me of the time I forgot to take my pills yesterday. I guess I'll just take double today to make up for it."
@@05_xc_anshagarwal57 no the Democrats😂😂
😂 nice
Dude sitting beside him the whole time:🗿
😂😂he a crash test dummy
Lmao 😂
It's his bodyguard they don't play around
@@vickf8042 oh I thought that was his sex toy, thanks for clearing it up Vick
😂😂😂
A fool just met another fool.
Doesn't get more real
Fool just commented. No one asked.
@@mefor3 imagine seething when someone shits on joe
Jealous minds make sour people !
You're a troublemarker 😂😂😂😂
He shouldn’t be driving a car because he’s already driving this country into the ground
got that right.
That's not true Biden great men. He took us off the cov19 help us all . What did Trump's did nothing just cause a bunch of problems to usa .
Well trump did nothing but make himself rich while he was in presidency his son's daughters made deals with foreign nations to push his hotels . That's what they say . Okay
He's only 81 I know 100 year olds who drive cars
Trump drove his nation into the ground remember cov19 he did shit . He refunded our army he refunded programs to stop the virus . He did insurrection. He also asking now money from you Trump followers yo get off.jail when he rich. He only using you guys . He doesn't want to play out of his own pockets younger off free . He wants to use you people to pay his lawyers and shit and he rich .
”What do you do for living”
Joe: ”who says im living”💀
Who says im living? Im sleeping
Bro I'm dead 💀
Joe: "Well, I'm married...to the president."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My man probably went through 50 background checks just to record
@@xrpquantummovement7462 always a cavity search, never know what they’re hiding up there.
He probably went through 50 takes for Jill Biden to practice his lines too
@@jordangate7742 😂
Facts, there’s no way he’d be able to just swoop into the presidents face with a camera and the guard not even acknowledge him
And he said he just met the president like he is sitting randomly on the sidewalk
What do you do for a living?
I’m a professional chocolate chocolate chip ice cream eater
"I'm going all the way to washington from here"
"Sir you're in washington."
"I'm where?"
-What do you do for a living?
-Holy shit I'm still alive?
I can totally imagine Biden saying that 😂
-....Where am I??
😂😂😂😊
LMAO IM DYING 💀🪦
Jill?
“Cool car! What do you do for a living?”
“I have no fkn idea”
*ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html*
Finally its here after so long
Underrated comment 💀
Haahahahhaha
Sniffing 10yo girl 😳
He's married to Joe Biden.
How is he allowed behind he wheel💀
"What do you do for living?"
I sniff children's hair.
I'm proud you caught him awake.
😄😃
At least as close to awake as Joe Biden gets...
“What do you do for a living?”
Biden 🧠 : *forgets he’s president”
Biden: “I’m married to Jill Biden”
If Daniel “got in the back” he would have never been seen again. He would become Biden’s personal Scratch and Sniff 👃! 😂
@@johnnylego807 series too much though I don't think
@@shreyasratnakar4455 🧇🤦👹📴🕐👍
That security guard gonna fear for his life for the next 200 miles lmfao
Its ok, Joe will never figure out how to get outta the building
Fun fact law state president an ex presidents are not allowed to drive on roads but will be driven with high security ex president or current president
@@jasoncymny9406 he still the president
@@Arcane90909 im aware
@@Arcane90909 hopefully he doesn't get us into war
he messes up the american economy and gives free money to other countries while americans are struggling to pay for gas, car insurance, and other necessities to survive.
lol deal with it
@@itzant2002 easy for you to say if ur not american
@@itzant2002dude most Americans are fed up with him. He taxes the hell out of us, so he can have more money to fund and profit off of foreign wars at the expense of the American people, while most of us struggle to put gas in our cars and food on the table.
Yes he do you are so right about that only thing he did since he's been president is worried about other countries while Americans are starving have no money because he takes it all and sent it to Ukraine you need a very good point you should get a congressional Medical
@@RealNick04I am and still deal with it
"you wanna get in the back and come ride with me" I lost it at that part 😂
"what do you do for a living?"
"Jill Biden"
wrong "Young men"
@@mebatz47 💀
Sniff children*
@@mebatz47 boys*
He means in 1978…but when one has Alzheimer it feels like yesterday !
"What do you do for living?"
Bro driving for his bodyguard
💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Ölmenin arefesinde olan biri son teknoloji araç merakını tatmin etme gayretinde
“What do you do for a living?”
“Im married to Ice Cream”
“What do you do for a living?”
“ I smell children.”
Exactly!!
“My name is Cadillac and I am married to Electric Jill, we are making more Brandons in Bidenland. I forgot what I do for living”
Cope.
@@alexanderl9985 Nerdiest shit I've hard all day and all it took was 1 minute on youtube lmao you kids are a joke now days
What's that purple patch on the back of his left hand . Its visible when he removes his sunglass
U will say the same when u reached his age....
It simply tells where Democrats have come to 😂.
Omg i fcking cant take it anymore i am crying, these comments kill my natural production of dopamine :')
"What do you do for a living?"
Biden: "Sorry I have a girlfriend"
😂😂😂
Lmfaoo
Hahahhahaaaaaa
Jajajajajajajaja
Reminds me of Anwar and Adam W
Old, but so cool! 😎
Best president we can wish for in a turbulent world like this! 👍🏻
Bro really said I'm married to Joe Biden 😂😂
He said Jill, his wife, are you retarded?
He wasn't being sarcastic, he genuinely forgot what he does for a living
😂😂
he is a monk.
😂😂😂
I'm surprised someone wasn't pointing in what direction he needed to go while driving.
@@germancantu9847 lol
"What do you do for a living?"
"I raise gas prices"
Lmao
Underrated
When will Americans understand Biden doesn't control the prices?
You guys can stay quiet. Gas prices in the us are CHEAP CHEAP compared to Europe
He can’t raise gas prices dumbass..
"I just met the President."
- Not the flex you thought it would be 😂😂😂😂
bro that security guard looks like kevin g dad
_"What do you do for a living"_
_"children.... Ice cream... Minecraft "_
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
He knows life.... nothing better then children, ice cream & video games
Hi guy's I made up to $16,000 a day Wow are you interested in getting back your loss in bitcoin?
Wtf
"What do you do for a living"
"I trip up stairs."
Most retarded president in history of mankind !
Before you get to his age, you probably will trip downstairs.
Respect the elderly!
You have me rolling cruelly😂😂😂
Quit making fun of Joe Biden
You'll never give him a break
How is bro able to drive a car at the age 81💀
*drives off*
Secret Service Agent- “Remember your name next time sir.”
*Heckles* 😂😂
🤣🤭😂😂
Bro forgot he was president
He said Jill Biden
@@steftrando he said he was married to Jill biden
“What do you do for a living?”
“I don’t remember”
@DoubleEM Castillano
So you dont remember what Joe Biden just said? You're dum. Its in the video.
😂😂😂😂
fr
👴👴👴
I forgor 💀
Best
President ever. I am riding with Biden all the way to 2024! 💙🇺🇸❤️💯
Former President Donald Trump, The Great Leader of the USA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲❤️❤️❤️
Bro prob has like 30 snipers pointed at him and ready to fire 💀
The guy in the passenger seat has more than you think under his coat, maybe a lunchable
I don’t think any of them give a fuck about protecting this potato
Based on the other guy I feel they already know I think he ask for it they give him the permission
🤣🤣
@@JonCampo91 u mad?
“What do you do for a living?”
“I don’t remember” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 super level question
sleepy joe lmaoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jajajaja Joe Biden boy-adult intervention is awfull jajajajaja
Sleepy Joe forgot he was the president
The body guard looks like those male dolls for testing car airbag or brake power😆
Bro forgot he was the president
“What do you do for a living?”
“Ice cream”
I dunno why this comment made me lmao 😩
@@noneya3969 cause you know that mf doesn't qualify as a president?
Chocolate chocolate chip
👍👍👍😁😁😁
My family and I rip off America. Just look at the lost lap top… ahh yeah it’s lost … so am I
Supercalifragilisticswahiiishhy… which way do I go
”what do you do for a living?”
“I’m joe Biden’s husband”
😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Me too!
I heard jill
😆
I'm trying to destroy America. I got a lump in my draws right now. It's starting to smell.
"What do you do for a living"
"ZzzzzZzz huh what did you say?"
Holy cow it’s Joe Biden’s husband!
“What do you do for a living?”
“Yes I’m married” 💀💀
it's a way of joke humbling himself like how Barrack wouldn't say he was ex president, he would introduce himself as the husband of Michelle Obama
That’s sleepy Joe Biden for you 😂😂😂
That’s not even close to a quote 🤡
@@mwapechitupa367 It's called a humble joke, you ignorant morons.
married tp himself 😊
"what do you do for a living?"
"I'm alive?"
Sort of?
😂😂😂
That’s the best way to live life 👌🏼
at his age that's quite the feat
🤣🤣🤣
Bro in the back is waiting for the cutscene to end 💀
Sounds like a robot running low on batteries
lol 😂 I can’t breath
Cause he is a robot running low on batteries.
well i would like to be president at that age
Can’t stop laughing 😂 y😅😅
Guy turns to a rumba after a speech
"""SOMEONE GET JSCHLATT ON THIS NOWWWW!!!!"""
Did bro really just say I’m married to himself💀
“what do you do for a living?”
*“i got hairy legs.”*
I fall of bikes
@@ESOJASI 😂
“If you’re deciding wether to vote for me or trump, then you ain’t black.” - Joe Biden.
Same
🔥😂😂
"What do you do for a ĺiving"
"I forgot"
He spoke better than i would at only 22 years of age give credit , some of us might never made it half his age at all
You made my day 😂😂
@@paris8135 your welcome💀
Underrated comment!
😂😂
Obama and Lincoln is good, Biden is okay and trump is horrid
Please tell me that poor old man aint driving them roads.😂
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm married to Jill Biden" 😂😂
"I have a sister who is the love of my life"
You know he had to use a script
Tried to make him come off as endearing for mentioning his wife first but it’s just comes off as a senile mistake😂
@@Hoodie-K I didn't take that from it. I only saw the endearing bit. I'm no fan of his, but maybe we only see what we're looking for.
Proper answer! 😂
"What do you do for living?"
"Sniff kids"
Isnt that what priests do
@@osmomosis9216 feel bad for anyone who has to sniff kids for a living!
They're smelly, dirty creatures!
And no, priests, Catholic priests, abuse children and generally lie to and steal from people: money, innocence...
What the-
i’m not getting in the back of that vehicle 😂
Not my President. Lol
"What do you do for a living?"
"Raise taxes"
Only for billionaires
@@ThomasShelby-xz2fk if by billionaires you mean everybody, yeah.
@@ThomasShelby-xz2fk and guess who work for billionaires ? All of us😑
You taxes are still the same as they were when trump was in office? LMAO
@@unknownzarby1854 obviously since you wanna work a 9 to 5 instead of what you really truly want to do in your life
What do you do for a living?
Biden: I’m a professional idiot
Let's go President Biden go with God and God bless America 🇺🇸
President ice cream truck who sniffs babies
Agent in the passenger was totally thinking:”please get this take right. And remember, your name is joe not Brandon”
*ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html*
Finally its here after so long
🤣🤣🤣🤣.... LET'S GO BRANDON!
@@D.Honey.Badger dark brandon gonna take care of all you knuckledraggers
Honestly had to have been the most times Daniel has had to reshoot.. he doesn't normally have to hold a teleprompter when he makes these
😂
The guy beside him: NPC
Bro he’s literally the presidents bodyguard or sum 😭🤣
🤣🤣
That NPC is a level 100 and is aggressive towards players.
@@noone4474 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, secret service acts like NPC's
Dude's literally a Fallout New Vegas NPC 😎
👁️👃👁️🙏
“What do you do for a living”
“Sniffing, eat ice cream”
Security guard prolly questioning his life choices
💀
Lol
Dude that’s a fucking federal agent 💀
😭😭😭💀💀💀 LMFAO
Oh you mean Agent 47 over there
Bro actually got the president for his short💀
Well the worst president
He got it and reposted it on multiple platforms not just UA-cam shorts
@@ambsanshz16 Ok, and what is wrong with reposting?
@@ambsanshz16 and?
“What do you do for a living”
Uhhhhh *talks to bodyguard*”what do I do again?”
He was stuttering 😂😂😂
What do you do for a living?
Joe Biden: “I’m an electric car”
Lmao that was take 1, 2, and 7.
Sleepy Joe: “I’m a dump truck” 😂
Lol that's why it's always gonna be FJB 😆🤣😂
Dammit HE WILL READ WHATEVER IS ON THE PROMPTER lmaoo
Isaac: “ I give rimjobs for a living”.
Shameless Joe .Enough.TRUMP 2024
im surprised he could remember the script
I’m surprised they let him drive 😂
@@andrewolmstead2549 Drive? Im surprised they let him sit in the drivers seat for a second and take his foot off the brake.
@@rozd1515 Brake? I'm surprised they didn't take the accelerator out hahahah
He is better than the orange buffoon
@@Nostalgia_Merchant. I'm surprised to the top that someone's sitting with him in the car.
dude in the passenger seat just 🗿
"What do you do for a living"
"Ibidaccabufibabalifazdana"
Guess how many guns were pointing in while filming 😂
At least 2
none, joes not an important asset.
@@ItsJustBIaze facts
Yeah I would have looked an walked away.
7
"What do you do for a living?"
"I don't know man, I just eat Ice creams!"
“what do you do for a living,”
“read the note written in sharpie on my arm when i wake up, reminding me what to do. then i
wire money to other countries while my son does cocaine in the other room of The White House”
Choco Choco chip!
🤣 🤣
Passed Veterans Healthcare Act
Chips Act
Lowered prescription drugs, etc…
Then he ate ice cream for a job well done!
That comment must be coming from trump cult
“What do you do for a living?”
“So you see i uh.. biden uh car
electric jill biden”
LOL
Lol
@@n0r4____ um in nbvczfwgwhsgcxvguwiuwirh.
Dgygcchihcr bs. D fun. Much
Tggegrhhefrftvbw
Geggrhhrhrh
Fgeyyehrt
Cgdggthr
Hhsbbbsnjwgtvvvbbhhhhhhhhhiiiiinsnwccvtcrcftvwvhvtcycycvwyhhgyggeyueuuuucct baby crgbgenenjenrnr vgggrhvvfhhhbvj ju hhhhhuegh
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lol
"Winning-guy"? . . . more like Loser.
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm married to Jill Biden"
Full-time job right there.
🙄🙄🙄
Marriage is work lol
@@mjblazing8279 he was asked what do you do for a living and he said I am married to Jill Biden.
He can do Jill for a living y'know...
Was that a "Let's Go Brandon" at the end? Lol
I like trump
Security guard whole time:🗿
I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet
The actual president 😂 or is that Jill ? 😮💨🤣
@@NEW2TH1S idk he sound like joe but who knows
He controls the doll sitting next to him💀
💀
JB
Lied about what college he went to
Lied about getting a scholarship
Lied about his GPA
Lied about being top of his class
Lied about being arrestedd at a civil rights march
Got caught plagiarizing multiple times
Why are you saying that like there aren’t a LOT more politicians that lie
Trump is the most documented liar in history. Plus he wants to become an authoritarian. I’d take sleepy joe any day of the week
DJT
Rapist
Criminal
Racist
Bro got something off his To-Do list 😂
Joe: “You can get in the back”
Him: *laugh’s nervously*
Get in on the other side the little girl is on this side
“But you’re just not young enough, later sucka”
Ongg 😭😭💀
That a line in a film think it transformers.
@@geef917 🤣
Daniel: “what do you do for a living?”
Joe Biden: “ I sell America for a living“
💯
Yupppppp
*Oh! So he is the modi of America*
@@animesh9949 modi is not januedhari upper caste brahmin like rahul Gandy.
Why are you wasting time commenting on American president? Please focus on India. It is a great nation. Focus on improving your life and that of your fellow countrymen, there is no point wasting time on commenting on something that has nothing to do with your daily life. Please focus where it's needed.
"What do you so for a living"?
Joey "you aint black if you don't vote for me!"
"Im married to Jill Biden" funny present man xd.
I’m surprised he remembered his lines
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a shoot. They'll retry till he gets it right
SAlty trumper LMFAO
copium
You voted for him
“What do you do for a living” “I’m married to my wife.” Great answer Joe. Great answer.
Definitely anything but being a president
"My wife is a first lady" Joe Shapiro
*ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html*
Finally its here after so long
Didn’t he say “I’m married to Jill Biden”. Was the misquote apart of a joke?
Man, Joe trying to act relatable by copying Obama's joke, can we get an F in the chat for this old man?
“What do you do for a living?”
“I collect your taxes and make sure that this country is screwed”.
“What do you do for a living”
Joe Biden: oh I live in a house
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m married to Jill Biden.
End of quote. Repeat the line.”
🤣
You MAGAts, along with the orange turd, deserve each other…😝🖕🏻
😂😂😂😂
SCREAMING 😂
Can i married another biden?
“What do you do for a living “
“I’m married “
Actually a very common president joke. Obama made the same one
Best Answer..I understand. .
Not unmarried n Actor Abhineta like Modi..
Neta=@bhineta..
Best Ans.
Didn't know he was chill like that