Hyderabad Standard Time | Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Muralidharan
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
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Just a little bit of Hyderabad fun :)
Outro : • Vakr - Latpat (Offici...
Audio Mixing : Sreejith Menon
Shot By : Pixlike Team
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Hyderabad is the best “Tolerant” city in India where in irrespective of anything people live in harmony and enjoy life. May Almighty always keep my city safe from any evil eye and protect every Hyderabadi♏️
Undoubtedly bro
Yes Hyderabad ❤
best city
bloody liar
So true, love hyderabad❤
"Arey tereku nai maalum Hyderabad mein 10min bole toh 40min rehte"
- Saleem Pheku, Hyderabadi Historian
hilarious stuff 🤣🤣🤣
Broo whatt😂😂
I’m born and brought up in Hyderabad. I left the city 5months back and moved to Bengaluru. Watching this video made me laugh and cry at the same time.
I’m so proud to be a Hyderabadi.
Even i too
Welcome to Bengaluru 🙂
The moment u left .. u r not a Hyderabadi anymore 😂😂🤣🤣...
We be like... Tata, bye bye,,,, gaya 😂
Mee too 😅😢
Same here i shifted to banglore in january!...hyderabad is magic!specially the night life with friends🥰
The last punch was fab. Celebrating the only guy who comes on time... I love the city and the people. Most of my colleagues used to say - "5 min mein aa raha hu. Yahi bazu ki galli mein hu" which could mean several hours... How many would agree?
Quick Gyan: Hyderabad is part of Telangana, In Telangana slang of Telugu where it is similar to Deccan Hindi/Urdu actually deccani is a merger of marati , telugu and Hindustani (Urdu/Hindi) languages, becouz earlier they're Telugu people, even we say monna(yesterday) for any past events.
People come from many places to Hyderabad - they come, learn, earn, have fun, settle, make family....and finally comment on hyderabad!! Hyderabad welcomes everyone and everything, with smile!! Enjoy guys!!
Hmm... True 👍
Chennai, Bangalore same story
My husband took a long time to understand if a reception invite says 8pm, u need to go at 10 or 11. Many times, he kept telling me I'm late and rush and reach before anyone from bride or groom side turned up.
This is so true. I'm a Hyderabadi. I went to Bengaluru and it was a culture shock. Everybody is on time there.
Haha.. it's reverse with me.. i am from Bengaluru and been to Hyderabad.. most of them came late to the seminar😊.. why it is so?
No way man. In Bengaluru also people don't follow time. Even though they want to reach a place on time, traffic does not allow them
@@bhanuprasad5528 😅
@@bhanuprasad5528 I saw your comment 2 days ago, but commenting today. Are you sure you Bengalureans can compete with us Hyderabadies in laziness?
@@keshavroyyala I'm also from Hyderabad only, I have been staying in Bengaluru for almost 8 years, Answer is Yes.
'Parsoan' is not only for the past it is also for the future - any day after tomorrow
It fits the saying 'aaj ka kaam kal Karo, kalka parsoan, itni bhi kya jaldi hai jab jeena hai bahut saal'
Brought up in Hyderabad and lived there for 40 odd years, I am spending my retired life in the same 'phursat say' style.
Aaj ka kam kal karo kal ka parso, itni bhi jaldi kya hai jab jeena hai barso
You are a keen observer and that fine articulation at the end shows all the hard work you put in a set. Loved it, you are a gem, Vivek ❤
I am a proud Hyderabadi. This city loves everyone coming in. Loved your content bro.
My experiences in Hyderabad, never ending
No past present and future !
Just Hyderabad things😂
This guy talks shit about Hyderabad he doesn't even know what Hyderabad has its only city everyone is safe there are no religious hatred here bcoz the law and order situation is perfect
3:18 he's talking about IKEA Circle 😄😃
Bro I'm born and brought up in Hyderabad. Cuz of work I've just started discovering Hi-tech city & Old city. Bro. You've literally taken the thoughts straight outta my from head. Bro i got lost there with google maps mahn.....It's crazy out there. The traffic is insane too.
😂😂😂😂😂 that last dialogue 😂😂😂😂😂
😊😊
😊😅😊😊😊😊😊
I love Hyderabad. Hyderabad is providing a luxurious and carefree living to its citizens.
Not so cool, not expected, specially that building joke, is this how you make jokes on the city or the buildings? I can also abuse you but I am leaving it for your character by comparing with sperm.
If you want defame Hyderabad then pls don't talk about it.. Hyderabad is something which is different from all parts of India... Pls apna khud ke fame ke liye Kisi aur ko neecha mat dikhao.. 😒😒😑😑
Laziness kuch nahi hai tum yaha par born nahi huwe wahi fark hai Islye tmhare ku dikh ra..
Rahene ke liye aaye ho toh most welcome lekin kuch bura bhi mat bolo.
Otherwise enjoy our foods, monuments and all.
Wow what a ending man 😂 I love your comedy
Bro u definitely nailed it..i was abroad from 1995-2007 i used to do 2 jobs ,made a lot of money but since im back to my home town HYDERABAD I've been working for 6 months and idling for another 6..guess its in the water or air or the earth 😢
I am From Bengaluru, I Came here for a week and stayed here (Its Been 3 years Now). The Biryani Monster Does Whisper Biryani Khake Soja😁
I am from Hyderabad and iam here from my age of 10 and today I am 62. We never late to our school or college. We to avoid going late to office, we be in office 5 min before. Its not me alone most of the guys. I even worked in few others places like Bangalore, there is no change.
Mr. Vivek plz stop this absuing.
People try to be before 11 45 coz the clock hits are more .
Plz stop this nonsence.😊 7:23
Yea I mean I never heard of hyderbaadis being late!!!
I lived for 8 years as a graduate,post graduate and employee.
Also I am native.
I am a Hyderabadi and love my city. It’s the best in India. I miss Hyderabad. I am living in Europe now.
Should have used at least few Telugu lines considering Hyderabad is a Telugu land.
Watched whole video expecting at least a few Telugu words but got disappointed.
From this video I have gathered that Hyderabad is a Temporal Anomaly that exists transcedental of Space-Time continuum
The more I watch this video, I'm feeling more and more lazy. And I stay in Hyd. 🤣🤣
We the Hyderabadis are not " late latif" as called by few.
That's so true about the traffic at charminar😂 everything is hilarious but we do have timesense boss that's why we are successful in every field
Atluntadhi Manathoni......😎
#allhyderabadiesAssesmble
Climax was a laughter blast😂😂😂
We search for 1 hour in zomato about what to eat, and then finally order same mini biryani from mehfil. Thinking biryani kha k sojate hai na 😂
Hey takluu… that’s not funny at all.
Kolkata's laziness laughing in the corner...
Qtub Shah while laying the foundation for Hyderabad prayed to Allah "Fill this city of mine with people as,
You filled the river with fishes O Lord."
Another saying is any one who drinks Manjeera water settles down here.
City has grown manifold.
Totally true! Used to be a huge thing growing up to watch that little guy come up ring the bell and go inside.
Man kudos to all the hard work and practice that gors behind your shows...your vids are the most relatable things ive seen after curb your enthusiasm...thats was a weird reference im also 33 ...anyway loving uour work man all the best for everything and thank you so mich for the laughs ❤😂😂👍
Truth was said in humorous way
hats off to ur work bro👏👏
The last joke about the only guy on time in Hyderabad was so excellent, I was clapping here for that
I typed Hyderabad Clock in google and ended up watching the video of the clock and the people sitting around and celebrating 😂
So well put😂,specially the old city part as am from Old city
I would like to watch your show but lazy to book the tickets just kidding I would love to watch your show ❤
Hyderbad is love man 🥺🥺🥺 unforgettable memories 🥰🥰🥰
I am a hyderabadi, ordered Hyderabadi biryani when i was in Bangalore, the waiter gets fried rice eith a chic pc and sayd this ks delicious hyderabadi biryani. I told him this is fried rice not a biryani. Khane ke naam par kuch bhi khila rahe hai. And Hyderabad me locals se zayada outsiders hai bro almost from all aprts of India.
Hyderabad ke teen nishaani...Biryani, Pareshaani aur Chai Iraani....
Don't comment even you are from Hyderabad if 8m not wrong and the audience who are laughing many of them belong to Hyderabad do u think who is responsible? The people and the actual n real nawab who belongs to that family they are not lazy you need to judge again .Just for fun it's ok hasna hasaana is good for health so better check it again
Captions are funny bro😂😂
As a joke it's fine.... But not really true except crowd near charminar.
You never cease to impress me with your wit man... I feel like a hyderabadi already just by listening to you
𝙃𝙮𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙞 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙤 𝙮𝙖𝙖𝙧𝙤
Hyderabad is the most fun city in India. Like people are ridiculously chill. The vibe is something else. Asalu masth untaadi city. Pura enjoy kartey logaan. , 🙂
Hands off you hands off youuuu LAST POINT AMAZING AMAZING I DONT HAVE WORDS BCZ I TO BELONGS TO THE OLD CITY OF HYDERABAD 😂
At old city especially when you move towards charminar.
"Struck in traffic while walking " is 100% True
I don't know how come such a lazy cultured city excelling in all the areas ? Why all the people from different parts of India want to come and settle in Hyderabad ? Uska thaali mein khavo aur usi mein chedh karo.....this suits aptly to the people who make fun of Hyderabad or Hyderabadis.Bad taste of humor.
being a Hyderabadi I’m offended by this video…no way it’s funny. It’s never too late to pack up ur bags and move to TN😊 and judge people and surroundings the same way and get likes and subscribers
At salarjung museum, it's more than 200 years old clock with such great technology which we are struggling to achieve today and even if we achieve, it won't work for more than a month. That's the speciality of the clock. It's not about man coming on time or only hyderabadi who is punctual. The way you explain doesn't seem like comedy. Please try to get some insights on the place and speciality before commenting and making comedy out of it. I really don't understand how people are enjoying this be it live or UA-cam.
Vivek Anna, After a long time I laughed so hard that the tears came out of my eyes 😂
You are Hilarious, Wish You the best & Hope you get more Name, Fame & Success 😊
Wtf is Hyderabadi Hindi??? It dakkahni Urdu or Hyderabadi Urdu...
There are hardly any words of Hindi in Hyderabadi...
To name a few We dont use Pustak for book instead kitaab, instead of Dwar we use Darwaza..
Last punch is super,very funny
3:13 Best part😂😂😂
You have no business ridiculing Hyderabad. Apparently you don't belong here. Earning livelihood by insulting a city.
Don’t talk about historical clock, rich heritage of Hyderabad & structures.Better search for another topic for your dull comedy.
Fun is ok but your perception on the Hyderabad shows lower standards .
We stay happy here and if you are watching fun , it’s your mistake
What a creativity you have created Vivek .
You are a true Artist bro🎉😊
On the top of this people will always use the word 'Sharp' before committing a time.
This guy is good . One of the first indian standups whose standup seemed freshb
How Amazing you are........! You given a word LIBERAAANDU, It always makes me laugh.... 😂
4:15 FYI and to your surprise, todays old city used to call New City because old city was Golkonda back then
Kya bolra re taqqley bhardkhao????? Lazy bolra rey hauwle pelay…. Hyderabadi movies se dialouges copy karke shows kara.
in IIIT Hyderabad we have something called iiit-standard-time that is 45 mins after whatever the scheduled meeting time is.
Bro. You're seriously underrated...🥹
Only guy comes on time in Hyderabad this was lit 🔥
Parso milenge matlab don’t see me again
This fellow is very jealous about Hyderabad as they don't have such development in their place where he belongs to or come from
Salar jung clock bit was spot on!
I thought it is a stand-up comedy....but he is jus telling the information 😂😂😂
Superb. Please do a sequel about the flipside of being late. Two wheelers at rush hour overtaking cars from both sides, grazing cars & knocking of rear view mirrors & bumping into the vehicle in front. All because the rider habitually wakes up late & has to reach High Tech city in under 45 mins.
My guy is nailing it 😂
Get your facts right. Just don't talk randomly and call it stand- up comedy, its losing its essence.
That's hyderabadi urdu, at least maintain the authenticity
most intellectual comedy
Great content, dude. Being in Hyderabad, I can assure that everything you said is 100% true.
Who is that subtitle typer lol 🤣 "lazy applause" , "biryani applause" lol too funny
Proud to be a hyderabadi 😂❤
Sharafat se nahi jhamake jawab de Bhai... Aise logo ko muh thod jawab chahiye.. ye kameenapan hai.. iski aukaat hi kya hai Jo meme Hyderabad ke baari me itna buraa kahe aur bhakte rahe..
I visited Salar Jung Museum today. Man this is so true😂😂😂
I think that clock work without battery, it works perpetually. But laziness is in the air of hyd, and we are proud of it.
Time to go, eat biryani and sleep forever
Helo Vivek in whole India Hyderabad is the best city,
❤
Not hyderabad is best your joke at the end connecting the lazyness is awesome dude
i am andhrite
Good set killed as always man
Stuck in traffic while walking 😂 maybe near madina
Its only in hyderabad that you can do such jokes and yet get laughs... do same in your state and see
Obnoxiousness in the name of Comedy .. Utter Non sense .. Such Yuck Nonsense being sold in the name of Comedy
It's high time. This bastard needs to be kicked out of Hyderabad.
I always wondered about that clock dude and you made your set out of it!!! hilarious!
So your next show is on Tamil Nadu streets bro. Wonder how streets look there.
This guy is just brilliant
It's not hindi bhayya it's complete urdu bhayya telugu log b aisa hi bath karte idar
Last punch on time guy...lol...faad diya
One day u will become a good standup comedian.keep trying
he is telling facts & truth about hyd and old city is true but i love my city
Nice video but it's Hyderabadi Urdu* 😇
dakhini ** aka deccani…
@@rajshekar7852 I forget , what is the Deccan Plateau called in Urdu/HindI?
@@kugelblitz_crypto if I'm not wrong,plateau means pathaar in hindi,I don't know about urdu.