r/Gocommitdie | paying for a seat lmao
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- Опубліковано 12 тра 2023
- Top posts from r/Gocommitdie on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Robin is like that old grandpa that is trying to understand what games his grandchildren play.
Well now I’ve subscribed to you
@@peanutthehumanoidperson7735Issa guy
@@peanutthehumanoidperson7735 *he
@@Noonenator same
Ttue
As an Australian, I can neither confirm nor deny our involvement in the disappearance of Old Zealand
You know what the Americans say, “manifest destiny” 😈
its in the netherlands lol
@@noahelzas1819 Either that or off the coast of Denmark.
It still exists. It's a province of the Netherlands.
I do know where is zeeland
I love how Robin is so confused by these memes but at least he's trying like a dad trying to make their kids happy
robin not getting the censor memes was priceless lmao
Yeah…
######
I could imagine a scenario on this subreddit involving a hacker threatening someone to leak their pass, and they say “my pass is 1234” the hacker not knowing it’s “mypassis1234” that’s why I love this subreddit, pure stupidity and chaos.
God fucking damn it that's my password
Furry?
and the hacker wondering why 1234 is incorrect lol
@@Ivo-zs2iq why tf do you care ?
I hope we get everyone to cover this subreddit like they did with math memes
No thank you
Ik tis comment was 10 months ago, but I finally found a subreddit where I can be understood. I would love to see more of this. Im going to go check after I finish this video.
4:06 Context: Roblox's chat filter replaces any swear words with hahstags, although they don't always work on the right words.
They don’t censor badass, coems (c*ms), or hell
@@SjokopandaM-T Like I said, they don't always work on the right words. One time (when I used to play the game) it censored me for saying "skinny" or something like that.
@@SjokopandaM-Tthey probably didn’t do hell because some games disable punctuation (like ,!.?:; and in this case’) and he’ll becomes hell
They do censor the word green though
Longer explanation: Roblox has a swear filter, which replaces the letters of the swear words with #.
But that filter tends to overreact, as it filters out huge numbers for some reason, probably due to it accounting numbers as letters.
It is pretty unpredictable at times, and can be frustrating since it may replace EVERY letter from a message to # if it contains too many numbers or words they don't like. But when reviewed by a normal person, it is actually not that bad.
10:30 if you’re in an earthquake prone area and the building you find yourself in exist, yes, going up is good. Highrises on those areas have springs and ball joints built into the foundation, allowing them to sway without sustaining damage. The idea is that it’s structurally safer for the building to sway than to be firm and buckle.
And IF it where to collapse, then you would have less rubble on top of you, so rescuers could find you easier.
@@seantaunton1284 top floor moment
Like the bank tower,the one with the helipad and is white and red
Finally, a Reddit channel covering gocommitdie
Yes finally covering roblox
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dark Dom did a few videos on this subreddit
And a good one
*and they dont know half the stuff that pops up lmao*
Robin is probably the best narrator, def my favorite
amogus
Same
Hard disagree
I like the lexikitty
He’s also my favorite but I’ll never get over the fact he didn’t have a slogan like Lexi and jack did
4:16 the fact that game literally has pride in the name
I can explain the meme at 8:16 for anyone else who doesn’t get it, basically roblox auto blurs swears/words it thinks is bad with those hashtags… but it’s really bad and you could say something completely normal yet it can sometimes get censored and it’s incredibly annoying (I’m a professional robolox player😎😎)
For those who don't understand long comments, roblox thinks normal words are threats to society and even bans people for it.
@@gabrieldinis6382 pretty much yeah lmao
@@alice__drummer ###
Oh crap, I meant to say i k r but apparently it got censored.
@@gabrieldinis6382 lmao pretty much
Also roblox literally censors NUMBERS
This subreddit is basically just Gen Z in a nutshell
I feel with Robin here 😂
I didnt get the damn insider memes... but it was fun seeing him present the memes like a classmate who has to give a presentation his mate did all the work for but got sick on the day of presentation
I played Roblox once like almost 10 years ago i think and it was that prison life thing that was "perfection" in the one meme.
For a second I was like "aye, I played that!" but immediately thought "wow, that probably means Im very old compared to the roblox community" xD
Yeah, most of the roblox community is between the ages of like 5-12 but of course there are older people like myself (almost an adult by one year) oh and there are a decent amount of pedos on roblox, but I've never personally experienced one
Chat filter
wait you are also from 2015 there?
10:11 "That must be the feller who master baits all day long!"
-Ellis, Left 4 Speed 2
8:50 that original avatar creator hit me with nostalgia
Old Zealand is one of the twelve provinces in the Netherlands, named Zeeland. It has stripes of Zee=sea and land=land.
Bonus fact:
There used to be only eleven provinces, but the Netherlands build another one.
Bonus bonus fact:
Tasmania is named after Abel Tasman, who discovered New Zealand.
I'm pretty sure there is also an island in Denmark called Zealand.
Kinda punk rock that they just built another province
@@ogmonstercock Weve been fighting the sea for land for like, since ever, and honestly, like a good 60 percent of our land has been under water once, which we then had to pump back out, a whole province was just that we now had to do it close together. The hard part actually was finding a name for it, believe it or not, that took longer than planning the thing
@@PolskiKnypek2137 An island in Denmark? You can't put an island in the middle of a landmass.
But yeah Denmark does own many islands around the north side of Europe.
Fun Fact: The Netherlands are descendants of the same tribal Nordic people who lived across Scandinavia. They are in many ways a brother nation to Scandinavia and share very similar folklore.
Robin not understanding some of these is absolutely hilarious
1:49 *CHERNOBYL??*
I did that one, my bad
The “accident”
6:45 “I actually tried switching my discord to *light* again.” Eheheh ‘scuse me *A G A I N?*
He indeed is used to it
@@JoseGonzalez-uj9qg uh huh-
Kinda funny that the war crime joke he didn't know was the oldest and most common.
This subreddit is interesting
Edit: that Obi-Wan impression was so good oml
agreed
Agreed
7:20 i swear my friend needs to make a new account every time we ask them to play roblox with us. He keeps forgeting his password
Has he tried 12345678
Robin not understanding roblox memes is what I love.
I never imagined them making a video about a roblox subreddit.
3:45 just say "*dies (no homo tho)*"
Finally someone's covering this godsend of a subreddit
5:15 25 dollars is 2k robux you can buy so much in that game
1:58 off brand James be like:
edit: Jammie
edit 2: "do you have the Pokémon, with Jessie and James?"
"oh yeah we got that"
**Mopékon: now featuring Jannet and Jammie**
I would love to see more of people doing subs of games they don't know and just being super confused due to lack of context
2:11 means girl avatars having "thicc" legs its mostly a meme but it isnt in the games Mic up, Adopt me ect.
(send this to Robin)
2:46 Yeah… RIP Boys Versus Girls Island Wars and my old strat.
Sorcerer fighting simulator is a great game but they kinda killed themselves with no updates in over a year and a half
1:28 new zealand is actually named after a dutch province (i'm pretty sure) so you could consider that old zealand.
yea its spelled zeeland but got named zealand when the british had the islands. Good job OP
Not Dutch, but Danish. And not a province but an island. Zealand and Zeeland are two different places.
@@AmartharDrakestone yes, i get that they are 2 different places, all i am saying is that the island is named after the province.
@@AmartharDrakestone Dutch actually indeed, and it is a province matter of fact, yes there is a Danish place named Seeland or Sjælland, but thats not what new Sealand is named after. It was a Dutch man, coming from Zeeland who discovered the place, and decided to name it after his home land
Old Zealand is in the Netherlands Robin, we’ve been over this.
0:10 Craig is shitting himself so hard
Fr
@craig jaden lumu Hi Craig!
My name is craig tucker
@@craigjadenlumui know where you live craig
@@TrustfulLoki85doesyoutube “last week was my birthday”
1:12 Ok, let me explain because I love Arsenal. It's a competitive FPS on Roblox where every time you get a kill, your weapon changes. The bow is a very bad weapon because it has a slow rate of fire, slow projectile speed, and isn't very accurate due to gravity. The crossbow is slightly better because it's a little fast and more accurate, but it's still really hard to get a kill with.
5:52 oh no, I recognize that game
7:50 stage 7? I'm on the secret stages
SAME
Dude that's really low
I'm on stage 10894
@@JoseGonzalez-uj9qg speedrunner
@@jadecubI’m on endless mode and I’m now on stage 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Never gonna give you up
8:26 the distant playing of Tem Shop (By Toby Fox) in the background
That's dogsong.
How could you hit so close but still miss???
As someone who has played roblox since early 2009, I can confirm that "gocommitdie" is the best possible phrase to fit what the newer players should do.
I’ll 100% be on your team. Who wouldn’t want to be on the same side as any of the emkay members! Not only that, but it’s Robin of all people! My favorite!
me too
Gotta love Robin saying jokes are old when the images are so ancient that the meme was just getting relevant when they were taken
finally
emkay covering the greatest subreddit once again
i need more r/gocommitdie posts in my life
I love this sub cause roblox’s chat censorship is so aggressive that it forces people to get creative with their statements lmao
8:09 Context: Lower graphics make your Field of Vision decrease
1:18 Its like call of duty's gun game, and the bow and crossbow are some of the worst weapons due to doing low damage and requiring significant aim and significant reload time.
I love this subreddit so much thank you of covering it
2:58 you know what's a funny word? CHODE. Especially if you say it in a deep, hollywood tough guy voice 😂
I'll explain the memes about hashtags to you. It's basically roblox's censoring system and sometimes it censors the most random crap. Like once it censored "what" for my cousin. Getting what you're trying to say censored is ANNOYING. That's what the meme about the headaches is- and any other meme with the hashtags.
Roblox censored "no" when I said "no thanks" this morning to a friend of mine 💀
I still remember the time when some guy wanted to say "hi" to me and he got "##"
My "ok" got censord
for a few months, the word "red" was considered a cuss word.
i dont know what the moderation team was smoking, but i want it
@@Internetgribblerthey smoke trees
The reason why there are so many "#" symbols is because Roblox's chat censorship replaces every letter with #. It's not very good at it because sometimes it doesn't work and sometimes it censors random words
it also censors THE ENTIRE MESSAGE
@@Green24152 yup
6:23 And Detroit and Ohio and Florida and Alabama and Texas and Los Angeles. Actually, welcome to the entire USA.
As a cat i agree except i see 0 guns here in america
New Jersey
im surprised that Robin actually went thru /gocommitdie cuz it's funny how he doesnt understand a lot of the jokes
"i didnt realise this sub was gonna be roblox stuff" bruh
Once in roblox, my avatar had a bag with a little pride flag on the side, a dude came up to me and the conversation went like
“Why are you gay?”
“What are you talking about”
“Why do you like men?”
“Bro I’m aro/ace”
“I hope you know what that flag means”
Then he walked away lol
7:45 YO I WAS THERE WHEN THAT WAS TAKEN
0:18 I might not be able to do much with my Asperger brain, but I’ll gladly be the furry on your team
*loads shotgun*
*cocks shotgun*
*loads double-barrel shotgun*
Asperger's is not recognised, It is called autism and autism spectrum disorder is not a thing that stops you from intelligence or being successful. There are actually some benefits of autism and you shouldn't be ashamed of it :)
Finally, Emkay does R/gocommitdie. I cannot stress this enough, I wanted to see this since I subscribed.
This was both enjoyable and painful to watch, please make more on this subreddit!
5:45 bro i know that guy
Basically, radios let you play audio uploaded to the library, but recently they made it so the game creators need to approve audios to be able to play them in the game, so 99% of audios can’t be used now
It's raining tacos
0:35 you need to have the persons face in your mind when writing the name. That's why people with the same name aren't also affected.
Oh, so that worked like a failsafe to prevent mass murder
4:38 same goes for headless
“Buy real headless”
Like bro you expect me to get a cosmetic in an online game for more than 30 bucks when I can get the same thing for less than 1💀
I think you mean 300 bucks
@@kobraking600 300 is more than 30 so technically I was right
@@Deleted_Eevee understandable
@@Deleted_Eevee I’d still definitely get a cheaper version, Roblox is crazy thinking we’re gonna spend 300 dollars for an invisible head or another 270 for a nonexistent amputated leg
@@kobraking600 yea
Kinda sad
Especially for a game that’s primarily for kids
1:38 glowstone lol
You buy it with robingles
LMAO I love how robin doesn’t understand like anything but still reads them out
Every Craig here got Doxxed by Robin
It's not that big of a deal since they're all just nugget tier MP3 players
9:41 ok this one got me rolling
I love this robin is just in extreme confusion and that makes it 10x funnier
I want to get robin on context of some of the memes:
1:12 Arsenal is an fps shooter mostly based on rotating gun whenever you got a kill, when there's an physics based bullet like the arrow of a crossbow/bow is ANNOYING to aim at, also they are VERY sensitive to lag.
1:41 (i bet robin knows this one) It was ripped of a obscure ps2 game or something when roblox were getting traction, Also the sucker that owned the copyright of that sound wanted to fee roblox to use it they said "nah ah" we are putting that on the store so the fee is on the game devs now because of that sucker we have an awful "gah" sound.
2:09 There's a weird trend of getting _THICC_ limbs on roblox don't ask me why is weird as heck.
2:25 Look for "Roblox Bacon character" on google images.
2:33 Jailbreak is well... is an "escape from prison" game that adds too much crap every day or so.
2:43 mine is "Natural disaster survival" :c
3:12 Roblox early days was "Interactive physics" or something around the 90's then they renamed to goblox and then they sticked to roblox at 2009 (i think).
3:38 from what i understand they're a ripoff of each other "Prison life" being the OG one.
3:57 this meme is of around when the PS5 was announced.
3:58 roblox's chat filtering is awful even triggering a _not-naughty_ words putting your damn comment as a bunch of MOTHER###### hastags.
4:09 There's voice chat to players above 13 yro with age verified.
4:20 don't even touch the marketplace ew, there are worse things in there.
4:24 i miss the log as a guest feature HOW OLD IS THAT THING?!
4:53 _Tower battles_ there's like 7 weapons most of the players stick with the rocket launcher Also if you ever play that game the bacon DESCRIBED the rocket sound too accurate.
5:15 there's pay to play games on the platform, i never spend robux so i can't advice if is worth the purchase.
5:29 the Terms of Service of roblox prohibits dating on the platform.
5:38 robux generators are a scam please kids be safe out there (/r/KidsAreStupid).
6:05 Dont underrate roblox engine is poorly optimized it can overwhelm big gpu's, Also go check the technical demos that the community made.
6:29 as on 3:58 if you say _"Shut up"_ it'll be censored.
7:05 roblox is flooded of simulators but the recommendation algorithm nowadays is shadow banning them.
7:17 they brag about of it, but there's a lot of scam bots on there.
7:42 You have to ask of a cut of cash for that crap.
8:10 As on 6:29 and 3:58 Again the chat is awful if you say "1" or "is on 3" or "i have 10" they will be censored, you need to be creative like "its on one" or "3cm" or "my inventory says 10".
8:14 (Refs 8:10, 6:29, 3:58) i have to explain it? Also i noticed that Robin got pissed off by not getting the joke.
9:03 HOW DARE YOU (Ref 2:43).
9:15 (Refs 8:14, 8:10, 6:29, 3:58) I'm tired of that.
9:21 (Ref 7:17) They nerfed a lot of bots with their annoying captcha.
9:30 Because the marketplace has so much of furry related thing this attract them, that attract furry haters, (Disclaimer: i'm on neither parties so please leave me alone).
9:50 Tix was a currency like robux, but you earned it by logging constantly or something, the big whales/investors killed them :c Also i never got a chance to get them :C
10:17 because of roblox physics you're better of on the ground rather than being yeeted of a tall building also because fall damage is a thing in that game it makes harder to get down quickly
2:23 robin, the joke is the player has v.2 body arms and head but original v.1 legs so the legs are ThIcK and the rest is sleek.
2:50 reminds me of vcsc (vigo county school corp) of wilton conneticut. they shut down when the landlord closed the creators comunal pc facility where they made the game. they died, but i loved them. its sad the game is gone entirely now. i have to use mvusd (moreno valley unified school district) now. :(
Some of those memes are years old at this point I'm genuinely impressed there's still people who have never seen them
'haven't heard geneva convention, more a suggestion'
Me: "Bro, I've been saying that shit for 3+ years old man"
0:42 those legs are the exact ones my Roblox character has, but I don't remember ever doing something like that
people can have the same avatar
i know i’m a teensy bit late, but those are really common pants
I love Robin's innocence 😂
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want.I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be I am remaining as well. I am nearby This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears Although for one of you the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend My daughter if you can hear me I knew you would return as well It's in your nature to protect the innocent I'm sorry that on that day the day you were shut out and left to die no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours and then, what became of you I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter I couldn't save you then so let me save you now It's time to rest for you and for those you have carried in your arms This ends for all of us End communication
To explain all the hashtag jokes:
Basically roblox censors things like inappropriate language and long chains of numbers with hashtags. But it is memed on a lot cause it sometimes censors normal words and makes it hard to type numbers. Especially for account under 13.
I have been waiting for a video on this subbreddit for ages.
8:11 is so true. Roblox has a tag problem
being serious, the death note could not recognize @everyone, unless somehow someone's full name was At Everyone, and even then it'd probably count it as a misspelling.
2:25 so that game is basically working at a pizza restraunt, and the characters that order pizza are players in the server. (so it can be you ordering a pizza)
4:32 - I never played that Roblox Game but this applies to OpenRCT2
FINALLY, DO MORE OF THIS SUBREDDIT
As a smart furry, i am on your team, Robin.
@@salthunterjharnanath get who tf just asked
lol
@@guywithnoname2764 my heart and actions are utterly unclouded they are all those justice
@@salthunterjharnanath dude why did you hate furries tho?
@@salthunterjharnanath and you even delete the comment ;-;
@@guywithnoname2764 it was a joke the guy who says no furries is a guy from jojo and one of his attacks are called sunlight yellow overdrive
I would love to see robin cover gacha life cringe 😂 he would have a mental breakdown
That is the best idea ever 😂
I should probably join this subreddit just to share the pure chaos that is the chat in my fav games on the platform
the fact that both me and Robin know nothing about the same memes makes it fun to watch
I don't know why, but this actually made me laugh a lot. I'm just giggling like a freaking idiot xD
I like how confused Robin is whilst browsing thru Roblox memes. Made my day.
That OOF censor is definitely a throwback to Old EmKay with Damien.
FINALLY MY FAVORITE SUBREDDIT
Oh god what is EmKay gonna do with my information
Eat your mattress
Always excited when this person uploads
0:01 I feel like r/gocommitdie was supposed to be screenshots of random players doing/saying something funny.
Now it's just screenshots of themselves saying stuff, which is basically just an alternate way of posting a joke comment
I already love this sub reddit.
3:56 *dies gay
LETS GO EMKAY’S DOING ONE OF THE FUNNIEST REDDITS OF YESTERYEAR
The fact I have like half of these downloaded is something else... It's like he's reacting to my Roblox memes folder.
this is. an interesting subreddit definitely
5:06 No, cause as a West Virginian, I would also like to know where the east Virginians are. Do they also eat pepperoni rolls? Do they also enjoy mothman tales?
I regret to inform you that pepperoni rolls are illegal in East Virginia.
Apparently this state defies contestusion and you have no right
S
@@nairsheasterling9457 Time to begin the sacrifices
Since Maryland is East of West Virginia, you could call Maryland East Virginia
me actively losing my shit over Robin barely understanding what's going on despite the fact i only understand it slightly more myself
0:21 I like it how emkay tries to be positive to all groups just to not lose subscribers
Or maybe they don’t wanna be an asshole trying to hate on someone enjoying something and not bothering anyone
@@okaysad7990he just does it to not get cancelled lmao
Best sub ever confirmed?