10 Impossible Things That Only Zlatan Ibrahimovic Did In Football HD
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There are 3 rules in football:
1. Dont give messi space.
2. Dont let ronaldo shoot.
3. Dont play against zlatan.
4. Dont give free kick for Siniša Mihajlović.
Petar Bulutic juninho*
@@evilios9674 And Juninho is good .
1: messi always finds space so thats impossible
2: ronaldo always attemtps to shoot so that’s impossible as well
3: ibra is never injured so that’s pretty much impossible
zlatan is a noob compared to messi.
Zlatan and time once had a race.
Time is still running
Underrated
a very poetic one
best comment😂
Damn wow
🤣
*When Zlatan visits your country you're the foreigner*
When Zlatan visits your planet, you're extraterrestial.
@@Teutonius88 👽👾
When you're from Sweden
Zlatan doesn't visit countries, countries visit Zlatan.
😂
When Zlatan’s phone rings in the theater they pause the movie
Very underrated
Epic
damn this was good
Roflol
Copied comments
Whenever I am in the mood to laugh my heart out I visit the comment section of Zlatan's videos 😂😂😂
Absolutely right
True
Me too 😂😂
why would you laugh at true statements?
We have a new Chuck Norris on the net.
When zlatan gets injured, he doesn't feel pain
The pain feels zlatan
@sgiannon lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
what a new joke 🙈
That wasn’t the case when someone slightly stepped on his toe
Lol
When i set my password "Zlatan" i can't proceed, it's said the password is too strong
Nice One!!
🤣🤣
Its not because its strong password should be mor the 8 characters
@@safvantk8318 r/whoosh
Copied
When Zlatan got covid, covid got quarantined from Zlatan
Broo lol hahaha 😂
Zlatlan kicked earth once and still it rotates and revolves.
Good one
Lmao
JA DEN DRIBBLINGEN HAN RÅKADE GÖRA I BÖRJAN SITER FORTFARAND I RULLNING!
Nepali le chance PAYE garxa 🤣🤣🤣
What the fuck are you saying
When Zlatan was a litte kid, he left the house and said to his Father:“Now you are the man in this house.“
=) LOL !!!!! BRAVO!!!
I've red this comment about 100x and still laughing the shit out every time :)
What a damn comment geeeeeeeez
@@vladimirvugdelic1355 same
BRAVOO Zlatan is from a area in Malmö, Sweden called rosengård and it’s like a ”dangerous” place but he lived in a apartment not a house
End of the golden era . LEGEND ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC 🥺❤️
Once Zlatan was singing in the park and it became the national anthem of Sweden😁
J säger inte detta att han är totalt borta! Mindre begåvad o lever på sitt hat och sin ilska som alla får kännas vid då dom inte vågar gå i klinch
@@boblindemanen låter som att du inte tagit din naturmedicin idag
No its not Sweden anymore. It is Zweden!
The winner!
When zlatan washes hands, the water is cleaned
No. When zhlatan take a bath, he cleans the water.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No it's Zlataned
Zlatan doesn't go to sleep, sleep goes Zlatan🤣
lmao
Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born
Ha haaa... lol i agree with you 🙋
HAHAHAHA
The nurses were helped by Zlatan
Lmao😂
miguel ruedas r/wooosh
When Zlatan goes to term and conditions, Terms and conditions accepted Zlatan
Ronaldinho: "God gifted me a chance to be the football legend."
Zlatan: I don't remember gifting anyone.
😁
😂 Lovely said
😂😂😂😂
Ronaldinho > Zlatan
@@MrSupervin94 Nice joke
This is the most creative comment section that i have ever read
It should be I have ever seen ryt🤔🤔
It's not creative and funny like one time I used to laugh at this jokes....
People just take old Chuck Norris jokes and switch names.
yeah these jokes were popular back in 2005. Go to any video about an athlete and you will see the comment section polluted with these exact jokes
Zlatan took a lie detector once
The detector confessed everything.
Most underrated comment
Ties van Marle 😉✌🏻
The beautifull part is that the exact same comment is above
Holy moly shuit
I saw 499 likes. I had to make it 500 😂
When John Wick goes to bed he checks under his bed for Zlatan
LMFAO
Ehh no.
@@adityawankhede7260 Ehh yes.
I just realized that zlatan and keanu almost identical
@@-syahmi6924 mereka mana tau Keanu cokk 😂
Here after hearing about his retirement. To the man that made me fall in love with the sport. You’ll never be forgotten. What a fucking LEGEND he is. Hate him, or love him, you cared about what he did and what he said. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore
Zlatan didn't injure his knee, his knee injured itself in order to have Zlatan's attention
when zlatan is hot the sun uses a fan
that's just sad
Can't believe... Dying hard out of laughing
Good one
correct and the knee is still under interrogation
When Zlatan was a child,his parents use to sleep in his bed when they are scared
😂😂 good one
🤣
niiiiceeee!
Underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan is phenomenal. Amazing goals, superb ball control. His accuracy is insane. His ball control is magisterial. Love this guy, genuine, confident, direct. Thank you brotha!!!
When Newton was sitting under the apple tree Zlatan threw apple on his head...
😂😂
Yesssssss!!!!!!!
When you were not born zlatan flushed you😂😂😁
And said thats Gravity my son
Great😂
1:45 legends say the commentator is still making that sound 😂
His name is hafid daradji he is an arabian commentator work for bein sports (the best commentator ever )
U imposter
Really nigga?
😂😂
Exhaled my noodles out of my nose
When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook,he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan.
Good one 🔥🔥🔥
But Zlatan doesn't request, he tells
Hahaha
i think it was a refuse notification not a request
Good one
Zlatan drove his mum home from hospital after giving birth to him
He certainly deserves the Ballon D'or.
LMFAO😂😂😂😂
Lol this one is epic
@@AntonioEscohotadoEspinosa Yes.
💀😂😂
When zlatan born, the word 'CONFIDENCE' made its place in the English dictionary.
Zlatan is not lucky to score goals... goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan
I saw that live on TV. still go whawha whaaat?!!!
He doesn't play in Russia.
I didn't give you a like cuz you got 420 atm, but you deserve another one :/
😂😁😜
Bisu wayne
When Zlatan sees corona virus, corona virus washes its hand.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lame
😁
So, Chuck Norris jokes are not more actual as I see. Zlatan took his place 😁
Gar mereche sanitizer er jaigay zlatan die haat dhute hobe dekhchi.
Zlatan never move from his position since birth, the earth it self move for him.
What an extraordinary player and character 😎🤣
Zlatan is chasing two guys.
One guy goes left
second guy goes right
Zlatan keep chasing them both
😁😅
Ja de säger mycket, hans onda vrede styr o alla blir rädda! För detta luftslott
This was the most unique comment i have ever seen,dude that was killer.
I'm English but the goal he scored against us is honestly one of the best goals I've ever seen.
Yeah I remember me and my Dad yelling for the rest of my family to come look at this when it happened, we were in awe, truly an amazing moment even if it was against England
@@Freemusicwoohoo im italian the goal scored against us till day it haunts me bad
It was only a friendly so your players were not really devastated.
@@bjornengqvist9629 the classic swedish zlatan hater 🤣put your country on the map, should kiss his feet
@@bjornengqvist9629 But they were. He scored on them 4 times, ending it with the bicycle. That game shut up every UK journalist for ever (regarding Zlatan) and the players will never forget.
Legends say everytime one scores a backheel goal, they have to pay him due to copyright reasons.
i never said that
When Zlatan wakes up, the Sun rises 🌞
hahaha, underrated comment, til now
Wow I can do that too
This comment section is epic 😂😂😂😂😂
Too funny 🤣
Ronaldo: scores bicycle kick from eight yards out
World: goes crazy
Zlatan: That's cute.
This comment section is epic because Zlatan hasn't commented yet. When he comments, all the other comments will instantly pale in comparison 😑
I see it
@@googlestore4830 even thanos bends infront of him
Zlatan : I want to go to New York
New York: I'm coming
🤣🤣🤣💀
😂😂
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Both a great scorer and a scorer of great goals. I mean this guy has the best football control and precision ever. GOAT.
When Zlatan visits a foreign country, he welcomes people of that country
Zlatan has a bear carpet in his room, it is not dead. It is afraid to move.
ua-cam.com/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/v-deo.html ,
So fking underrated
Underrated
Bah aha.. Nice One!
Wtf this is the best one lol
unfortunately it’s so underrated cause an average person lacks sense of humour.
Noone has made more beautiful goals in the modern international football era than Zlatan. He's forever an absolute legend in the sport!
4:09 zlatan walked on pool in just two weeks after his injury.
after 3 weeks he walked on water just like jesus
He should swim
Walking in the pool is so childish
Come on stop stories bro
😂😂
He’s the greatest thing to happen in sports. Not just his play but his sense of humor.
'Lions do not recover like humans' love that line
True fact is that, the average life span of zlatan's haters is 1,2 years, after that time they automatically became a fan of him...dont know why
And those who don't are short half lifes usually under 5foot2
I made haters become fans
Please don't retire from this football World 🙏🙏🙏😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥 please still like a 🦁 king 👑🔥❤️
He makes football beautiful and magic...what a talent....
Only three words to say: A TRUE LEGEND!
Inside and outside the stadium/soccerfield/footballfield.......
Best Messi goals comment section: wow he’s good
Best Ronaldo goals comment section: wow he’s good
Best Zlatan goals comment section:
“Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan”
Best Ronaldinho moves comment section:
That's football, magic and love!
WRONG:
Best messi goals comment section: "Ronaldo better than messi", while Ronaldo goals comments:"Messi > Ronaldo, Every.Single.Time 🤦🏻♂️
@@JendralHizuPung you know theres this 1 messi hardcore fan channel on yt where your comment will be deleted if you dont like messi, even neutral comment will be deleted, you litteraly need praise him for your comment to stay there, i really hate that kind of cancer fanbase
Fuck You You are gay
tu eres tonto
When sun wakes up Zaltan rises
When Zlatan goes out in the noon at summer,sun creams itself so it won't burn
I think that joke got away from you a bit
@@ch33ze0g wehn zloskan gont under wattar the fishk walk upon land bc they dnt burn
Zlatan didn't cry after he was born, all the people around him did.
whes zlotan go to bed the sund goose down
ned whes zolkan eat dinner hes plate gots full
end whes zkaln take the bath teh wator becms zkolan nisted of wet
ndes wehn ztalkan cry hes ters fal upside
zlocvic wast born an alredy whas a footbell
Zlatan once called 911 because 911 needed help
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment:)
😂
When Zlatan excersices With push ups, he moves the world.
Whenever I feel low I come to Zlatan comment section and it change my mood...it's like I get a laugh kick from
Zlatan.... 😂😂
When zlatan feels cold, wind wears sweater
He doesn't feel cold, cold feels him
Hahahahah
@@greatuploader301 🔥
wahn zoltan dont see teh lihgt cames on
The title should be: Top 10 Zlatan things that impossible could do
Top 10 Zlatan things that impossible couldn't do.
@@hrangaobviisa1127 that would mean it's possible
Best one!
@@milksheikhal-barelvi6782 exactly
A gifted, intelligent, kind hearted man with a great sense of humour. Unfortunately misunderstood. Gods don't age they mature like good wine. Love Ibra ♥️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Once Zlatan counted till infinity , He did it twice 🙂
Ronaldo and Messi may be great players, but Zlatan is the most fun.
xZ Xz Zlatan is Ninja. The reast are just players.... 😎😎 Beast
He certainly makes the most amazing goals.
He is an entertainer!
and ronaldo de lima was best
xZ Xz ụ
8o
1:43 legend says that commentator is still 'ooooooo' ing
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Missed the opportunity to say "... is stil G ooooooooooooo ing
That's hafid derraji, you should hear him Comment on riadh mehrez
İbrahimoviç❤️❤️❤️
When God is shocked he exclaims " oh my zlatan"
Zaltan sure
For me the best foward of all times. I just simple love his personality.
Tells a lot how your personality is.
Johannes Virtanen Just cause your country never had a star..
@@Bajsmacka123 How is your comment related? Football is anyway just a shallow event.
Doesen’t make any sense too me but, fine..
@@johannesvirtanen2062 shallow event? Do you know how much politics depend on football? Its one of the most non violent ways to show power . You ae just too small just take the example of catalonia and spain. You are just to small to notice
When Zlatan left his house
He told his dad
Your the man of the house now
That Muffin. ahahahaha
Copy from evry pages on fb/insta
why not be original? Not funny at all anymore
The sad thing , that was the real truth. Zlatans father was alcoholic so Zlatan had to manage life by himself as a kid. (From Zlatan documentary and Zlatans book)
Zlatan never retire from football PLEASE!!! your skills are simply magical!!!
Each player in football deserves an applaude but few of them leave impression on the viewers for a long long time. Their skills wakes you up from the bed and demands you to work hard for what you love. Zlatan is one of them!
LA galaxy didnt sign Zlatan; Zlatan signed LA galaxy.
Seth MLS also joining zlatan
Seth shut up this joke is old
Avnd Adib you shut up
Avnd Adib stfu dumbass
Seth Zlatan ♡♡♡♡♡♡
When the Sun shines on Zlatan, the Sun smiles
The Sun don't shine, it's just reflecting Zlatan's shine.
I usually don't even watch soccer/football. Here I am, 20 videos later watching Zlatan goals. :)
You have to love this guy. What a BEAST! I will miss you man :)))
Because lions don't recover like humans....
Salute
Once Zlatan Had to pee during a match so the ref stoped the game
We now call it Halt time
Predigy 😂
Awesome!
*stopped
I have never heard anyone except you saying halt time
Good one 😂😂😂😂😂
I find him the most entertaining soccer player ever!!!!
He's confident, competitive, "arrogant", skillfull, strong and the funny part that many of his goals werent boring....its was always something crazy about them. ❤❤❤❤❤
Freaking Legend!!! I was at the Galaxy game, when he scored oof the whole stadium erupted!! It was crazy!!
Why Zlatan never won a Ballon D'or?
Because Ballon D'or is for players, not GOD.
BLAZE's Adventure plus if Modric can win one then Zlatan is too good for it anyway
Lol
@@jorgelemus2012 facts
@@jorgelemus2012 absolutely
Because he is not anywhere close to Messi and Ronaldo..not even close
Damn, I get emotional watching this. Lets all hope he will continue playing at the highest levels for many more years. Forza Milan!
Amazing personality with legend player. God keep you blessed and wealthy.
Never liked all the traits of Zlatan's personality, but he has good sense of humor, which makes it very bearable ^^ Also like the fact that he deared to go his own way and fulfill what he set out to accomplish despite not following the norms. He is very brave. And he is of course formed by his childhood and past. He didn't grow up in an easy environment! He had to fight for his place in society and in football.
Once Zlatan was late for training , the rest of the team was punished for coming early !
Great video Djamel as always! we missed your videos man (please upload every week)
We Love Football true mahn we missed his great videos🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏
We Love Football Wtf
Hahahaha
😂😂😂😂
We Love Football see my video with zlatan Ibrahimovic
Zlatan Facts :
1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4 - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
Manchester United - The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
Chelsea - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early
16 - It's not Zlatan that doesn't deserve to win the Golden Ball. It's the Golden Ball that doesn't deserve to win Zlatan.
17- One day Zlatan taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt.
18- Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird.
19- Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
20- Some people wear Superman pyjamas.
Superman wears a Zlatan pyjama.
21- Zlatan does not get wet, it is water that Zlatans.
22 - Zlatan makes onions cry.
23- When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Zlatan.
24- Zlatan doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
25- Zlatan beat Mona Lisa in a staring
competition.
26- Zlatan gmail account is gmail @zlatan. com
Max. Pags 😜😜😜😜
lmao
i liked the last one LOL
Asad Ahmed copy paste
28 - FIFA video games received many complaints of auto-winning when gamers played Zlatan. It wasn't a glitch.
bold of you to say Zlatan has a weak foot. both feet are strong
Nice one
When Zlatan takes an international flight home, he flys the plane.
When zlatan does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up , he's pushing the earth down .
That's why he moved to USA. It was to dangerous having both Chuck Norris and Zlatan pushing the earth from opposite directions. Would have caused earth quakes, volcanic eruptions and and tsunamis.
You are stating a correct observation according to Newtonian laws. You push the earth down and the earth pushes you up. But because of intertia the net force is you being pushed up.
And then pulling it back too.....😆😆😆😆
Lol
Actually thats what happens . Its physics . Its true. When we are walking we are actuallying pushing down on earth and earth pushes us upwards.
I dont want the video,i am here for zlatan comments😂
Same here 😂😂😂
Here for both
Malayali
So do I...enjoying the comments from remote part of east africa,on the slopes of mount Kilimanjaro.
He has it all. When the world is being obsessed with messi and Ronaldo
I find him to be the complete player. His dribbling, precision, strength, freak goals. Best player of this generation for me
Living legend
We shoulda changed the eiffel tower for a Zlatan statue. Smartest player ever seen
For sure, one of the best players in the world. Not only now! Ever!
He's an amazing player, and his goals are even more impressive when you consider he's a really tall guy for football. I was shocked when I learned he was almost 6'5"!
Magic Zlatan!
The best ever and forever!
Whatever people say I'm watching football from more than 20 years and I never saw any player with better skills than zlatan
Been watching for 40 years and I agree. Absolutely amazing player.
No one does it like he does, no one !! And the goal against England, look at his face when he is laying in the air, he never takes his eyes of that ball because he knows its good ! Signed , sealed , and delivered !! Unique move by a magician !! And the world-cup want be the same without him...... Zlatan Ibrahimovic, a living legend.......Cheers....
I think you want to say "world cup wont be the same without him..."
gay
Messi does
Exactly agree 💪🏻💪🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻😘
I know absolutely NOTHING about soccer but this dude Messi & CR7 are fun to watch highlights of.
Ibra does not have a weak foot.
The weak foot has Ibra and that makes it invincible.
when zlatan're born the doctor said "congrats it's a man"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zuperhuman Legend And Totally Astonishing Ninja... ZLATAN
Amazing player so much ability and fine skill.
Everyone has only one life. I am happy that Zlatan also lives in my life!