Crash understands actually. He just does a little bit of toony trickster shenanigans. The CTR Comic actually shows Crash not being as stoopid as he seems XD.
@@Luschan It was still endorsed by Naughty Dog... If it were bootleg, then they wouldn't count it (well, except for that one occasion with Fake Crash within the canon XD). Either way, I want to add more - One of the endings had him sell his story to film producers... Like, he may be laid back, but isn't completely dumb under a deeper lens people. Crash can indeed intricately plan as well... On the fly that is, which is still the most unprecedented aspect about the orange marsupial: Every first battle with every boss has him managing to deduce each other's weaknesses regardless, even those of complex magnitudes like two time lords, being overwhelmed by Crash as well... Several times in fact XD. Crash just doesn't deserve enough credit, as Peter Parker once said, there is a lot of slanderous underestimation in regards to Cash Banocca for some reason. Cortex is also not TFS levels of dumb, he did still create the ultimate weapon, even relatively predating Rick Sanchez by creating a phase 1 prototype to the Superanimal armies (that was somehow connected to some infinite dimensions) since he was a child... He just bit off more then he can chew XD.
Tbh... This is a Gru situation where Crash sees these exact energies travel slowly in his POV... Certain energy can still be fast AF XD (never mind the fact that Crash can deflect blasts from the same Yellow Uber Mind, that predated Blu Megamind's inventions that can cause various severe ailments).
Yeah he’s so scary and bad. We should Sue him for 1 billion more dollars because he’s evil. Anyway, who are you voting for this election season! One of the world leaders photographed on Epstein island? One of the politicians that voted to send money to Israel’s genocide? Because that’s literally all of them, and they’ve never faced any legal consequences. Not that you would care about that or ever spend and time and effort calling for it or even pointing it out! Oh boy thank god we aren’t evil, thank god you’re not an evil passive weirdo that only uses their free time to post UA-cam comments😮😮😮
@@evoliciousI’ve seen him. He thinks/talks really fast. I believe he can improvise and the stuff you just heard is always swimming in that mind of his.
Noice mention!... But they are Bi-Curious Frogs now 🐸 They also kissed Coco... Actually, I may not be the only one who thought this... But how does the Froggo Smooch count as a "Death" again? No Joke, I always thought Cortex added volatile properties to those kisses or something... Maybe excessive salmonella (remember that these aren't completely human henchman, in the area below the Warp Room shows them being inorganic cyborgs of sorts). It wouldn't surprise me as, despite the humor, Cortex within the lore is majorly messed up - You can be his lab buddy and he'll screw the bolts on your head TIGHTER for being merely correct... Or slice your arms off with deadly prosthetics in its place if you were his --Daughter-- Niece just to null whatever pure of heart you had left.
That was in #2. In #3 he made us aware of the inter dimensional vampires that take children from 3rd world countries for their blood. Very informative franchise. 😆
Yeah it’s so scary I’m shaking and crying. Pls sue him for 1 billion more dollars and bring no legal action to the world leaders that were proven to be on Epstein island😮ur a good person
This made me realize how hilarious it would be to have a boss fight where the boss just continues to insult and cuss you out while you just wait for the longest for him to shut up and give you an opportunity to attack. Being well animated and properly lip-synced like in this video would make it even better too 😂
I love the juxtapostion of how powerfully said this speech is, how purely driven by anger Cortex seems compared to his single minuscule blast that Crash nonchalantly dodges.
It's symbolic of how Alex is, if I may use a Texan turn of phrase, all hat and no cattle. He depends on others to carry out his dirty work, motivated by his rousing charismatic (bullshit) speeches. When push comes to shove and he's forced to stand on his own, his weakness is plain to see. The bluster and performance are just as much for himself and his own ego here as to intimidate Crash. He knows his weakness, but refuses to recognize it. And that's why Crash and Tawna are gonna take him to the cleaners and sue him for every cents got, and he has no one to blame but himself.
@RollingBobbyJones Firebrand influencers like Alex Jones or Chaya Raichik, and many others, want as many Kyle Rittenhouse type situations as possible. They want their enemies dead, not just vaguely defeated. The trouble is, going out and doing the killing yourself takes a sort of maniacal bravery and a depth of despair the stochastic terrorist doesn't possess. Life's pretty good when you tell stupid and/or evil people what they want to hear. They're rich, they're secure - why blow that to kill a few liberals? But there are tons of scared, desperate, enraged, ticking time bombs just waiting to be set off; for a flame to light their wick. The likes of Alex Jones give these people the match. While it's ultimately their decision to light the match, it can't be stressed enough that Alex Jones and his ilk are manipulating these people for their own ends of creating a theological fascist state with eyes to exterminate the leftists and the trans people - and from there, who knows? It's why we need laws to do something about stochastic terrorism on the Internet. The fact people like Alex Jones or Chaya Raichik can do what they do, knowing full well there will be fatal consequences, yet face no retribution for it, is a disgrace to justice, to morality, and to humanity.
@@RollingBobbyJones You read that entire deranged rant and thought he had a point? Nah mate, he just has a hate boner and wants to see Jones destroyed, none of that rant actually means anything beyond that.
Alex Jones Cortex is the new canon in Crash Lore lmao But fr, you have an amazing animation skills replicating the PS1 era! Looking forward to your future works!
@@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673 Alex Jones is the one that made the speech. The OST comes from the final fight of crash bandicoot 1 with neo cortex. You can find it by writing "Neo cortex Final battle crash bandicoot 1 OST PS1"
why does Alex Jones randomly have these insane speeches for no reason imagine the world if he became a voice actor instead of spending his time talking about crisis actors
@@jamesalexander5559 Alex Jones was a voice actor at one point. The problem is that no one left of center would ever hire him for anything and anyone right of center never creates anything and by extension, never has a reason to hire him.
No... He's worse. The Orange Homie defeated Chozo Birds that evolved into having power over the infinite dimensions itself (to the extent they can track down Crash and Cortex in another cosmos, even the Ant Soliders spawn to their location without being present entierly). Yet the same Bandicoot slayed an Undead Inorganic God revived by the same two cosmic birds, by choking it with Cortex, and somehow nulled the same Chozo birds hard that they couldn't use their powers anymore (they can manipulate one's personal time like speeding up Cortex's monolog, to altering reality too, etc.)... Crash may as well have his own stay in the *_"Beyonding Eldritch God Under The Guise Of a Goofy Ahh Character"_* List. Crash is built different entierly.
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 it’s so true sometimes when he defeat tiny in crash three he whisper something to him something about he always going to make him his b***h when he’s on top of him
He told people to attack parents of brutally murdered children to gaslight them into saying they never had a child or they are acting and lying. Alex Jones would literally sell out his family for money. Luckily, he was divorced and his kids are removed from him.
Don't let this ALSO distract you from the fact that - The same uncle/father removed her arms and in it's place, deadly anchor arm mechanisms that can violently flip the tonnes of bells with a single hit... Just because she began with a good heart...
@@thebeeferoni2389 Homie legit EATS HIS OWN BULLETS/MISSILES (why need a Bazooka when you ARE THE WEAPON, he throws these same Wumpa's with enough accuracy to destroy Mechs!)... That's terrifying actually XD.
@@internetguy7319 funny thing is that he is, but people take it as meme. Look at the "water making the frogs gae case" . It ended up being factual, a company throwing chemicals in the water which morpged the biological and sexual composition of frogs and that same water being distributed to cities. The company paid researchers and investigators to change the results of studies at the time.
@@Redspark77 You know, it's funny how the right asks the right questions, but just before they find a solution to make things better, they pivot into making them even worse. Company dumps chemicals into environment? Gay agenda. Monopolies with more power than entire countries? Must be the jews. Workers have laughably low wages and are treated like expendable livestock? It's the immigrants ruining the economy! The narrative shift somersaults are almost impressive.
This was amazingly fitting and well animated, and the lighting was top notch. and on top of that, massive props for your work on Smiling Friends. It was incredible :D
Cortex’s self projecting while he calls Crash trash is insane. Maybe I’m reading into it too much but him (Cortex) calling Crash basically an afront to god when he himself put him through the Cortex Vortex is crazy.
Maybe there's a better parallel universe where Alex Jones is a beloved and respected voice actor who gets to play video games villains like Neo Cortex as a job because man his voice is really amazing.
He did have brief cameos in Richard Linklater's rotoscoped animated films Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly, even if he was technically being filmed in live-action before the footage was drawn over
@@danjoredd OH lmao, yea Im mostly aware Reddit is aware of Alex's insanity, still I just felt the immense urge to quote that one gif Ive seen a while ago cus Klonkus mentioned upvotes lole
Love how every attack is just so casually dodged. Not a single word uttered during the rambling, but the effortless dodging (or more so walking) just exudes an energy that says "Yeah, yeah... I know, the cloud people are really scary, grandpa."
Perfect contrast to real life. AJ firing weak beams of nothing that are easily outmaneuvered by the least amount of effort possible, while his entire world burns around him.
Said it on insta but commenting here for the algorithm: The animation and direction of the shots is literally as if it was taken right out of the game. Even Cortex lil' shots would work as a visual tutorial for the upcoming boss fight. This is perfect! Great job! 🔥
@@joe-wt7oe Sadly, he isn’t exactly “niche” anymore. In fact id say he’s much more recognized around the U.S. than people like Noam Chomsky or Ron Paul.
@@ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim yes unfortunately he is well known. I describe him as niche because as far as I know the number of people who actually follow and agree with what he says is still very low, even if the number of people who recognize the name is high.
@@joe-wt7oe I wish I could say you’re correct about there being very few people who actually believe the nonsense that Alex spews on a regular basis. 😓
Can't believe that one of your models is so popular and others never knew who actually made gwimbly, the way I found your channel was a long time ago I was scrolling through shorts and saw the Rockstar games in the 2000s:, your awesome dude
Crash just looking
genuinely confused during the last half of the speech
Crash understands actually. He just does a little bit of toony trickster shenanigans. The CTR Comic actually shows Crash not being as stoopid as he seems XD.
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398The CTR comic is made by completely different people than the gamws
@@Luschan
It was still endorsed by Naughty Dog... If it were bootleg, then they wouldn't count it (well, except for that one occasion with Fake Crash within the canon XD).
Either way, I want to add more - One of the endings had him sell his story to film producers... Like, he may be laid back, but isn't completely dumb under a deeper lens people. Crash can indeed intricately plan as well... On the fly that is, which is still the most unprecedented aspect about the orange marsupial: Every first battle with every boss has him managing to deduce each other's weaknesses regardless, even those of complex magnitudes like two time lords, being overwhelmed by Crash as well... Several times in fact XD.
Crash just doesn't deserve enough credit, as Peter Parker once said, there is a lot of slanderous underestimation in regards to Cash Banocca for some reason.
Cortex is also not TFS levels of dumb, he did still create the ultimate weapon, even relatively predating Rick Sanchez by creating a phase 1 prototype to the Superanimal armies (that was somehow connected to some infinite dimensions) since he was a child... He just bit off more then he can chew XD.
Isn’t that his idle animation like on the Crash 1 intro screen? Either way that’s a really great detail
As an Australian, that's how I feel whenever I hear Alex Jones say or do anything
"YOU'LL *NEVER*, NEVER DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT"
*shoots a tiny ineffectual, easily dodgeable blast*
An intellectual blast
Tbh... This is a Gru situation where Crash sees these exact energies travel slowly in his POV...
Certain energy can still be fast AF XD (never mind the fact that Crash can deflect blasts from the same Yellow Uber Mind, that predated Blu Megamind's inventions that can cause various severe ailments).
“Jumping! Is useless!”
*shoots a tiny, ineffective, reflectable blast that can get him hurt*
@@Kryptnyt "intellectual"
Which is about the most asinine thing to call such insane babble from alex jones.
Alex jones as a ps1 villain makes more sense than him as a real person.
An injured Cortex to Eggman and the rest of the villains in the Villains Table:
_Listen!... I--... I'm kind of Restarted!_
I spent a good minute trying to figure out the guys name
Yeah he’s so scary and bad. We should Sue him for 1 billion more dollars because he’s evil. Anyway, who are you voting for this election season! One of the world leaders photographed on Epstein island? One of the politicians that voted to send money to Israel’s genocide? Because that’s literally all of them, and they’ve never faced any legal consequences. Not that you would care about that or ever spend and time and effort calling for it or even pointing it out! Oh boy thank god we aren’t evil, thank god you’re not an evil passive weirdo that only uses their free time to post UA-cam comments😮😮😮
@@Fung43 you're also posting UA-cam comments. You gonna go out and fix it all tomorrow, or are you just projecting your own sense of helplessness?
But he's the hero.
“I’m a lover, and that’s why I’m a fighter”
Aight I’ll give Alex credit, out of context that’s a pretty good line.
The man's an artist. A dangerous, unhinged artist, but still a creative soul.
I think what makes the quote for me is the pose Cortex strikes (back). First describing his plea, then turning to his gun.
@@arempy5836 He has writers, fyi. He isn't as witty and funny irl. Watch the channel 5 interview.
@@evoliciousI’ve seen him. He thinks/talks really fast.
I believe he can improvise and the stuff you just heard is always swimming in that mind of his.
Alex Jones is fire in two ways. Figuratively. And in the most literal way possible. Dude turns red from the fire surrounding him.
This is exactly how I remember the Neo Cortex boss fight. He predicted the gay frogs in Crash Bandicoot 3.
holy shit you're right
Noice mention!...
But they are Bi-Curious Frogs now 🐸
They also kissed Coco...
Actually, I may not be the only one who thought this... But how does the Froggo Smooch count as a "Death" again? No Joke, I always thought Cortex added volatile properties to those kisses or something... Maybe excessive salmonella (remember that these aren't completely human henchman, in the area below the Warp Room shows them being inorganic cyborgs of sorts).
It wouldn't surprise me as, despite the humor, Cortex within the lore is majorly messed up - You can be his lab buddy and he'll screw the bolts on your head TIGHTER for being merely correct... Or slice your arms off with deadly prosthetics in its place if you were his --Daughter-- Niece just to null whatever pure of heart you had left.
@@hoolopee gwilbly
That was in #2.
In #3 he made us aware of the inter dimensional vampires that take children from 3rd world countries for their blood.
Very informative franchise. 😆
@@ButcherGod The "gay" frogs were defiantly crash 3.
kind of terrifying how Alex Jones voice fits perfectly with Doctor Neo Cortex like it's scarily accurate
Yeah it’s so scary I’m shaking and crying. Pls sue him for 1 billion more dollars and bring no legal action to the world leaders that were proven to be on Epstein island😮ur a good person
@@Fung43Let me guess: you don't believe Sandy Hook happened?
@@Fung43
Projecting much?
At least Cortex admits to being evil
@@Fung43 What's blud yapping about?
Crash really just had rebuttals of “🚶♂️”, “🚶♂️”, and “🌪” and won.
Just like anyone with a working brain hearing that nonsense come out of that idiot's mouth
Never bring a gun to a bandicoot fight, I suppose
This speech does have pitch perfect "Villain goes on an insane motive rant while his lair burns down around him" energy.
This looks surprisingly good at 144p
Gives me 2010 vibes.
Feels almost intentional lol
it does!
144p actually makes this look better, but you're mistaken its a CRT filter
Imagine watching this at 144 on like a 70inch screen.
Immaculate.
1:25 "You deserve everything that's coming to you, CRASH"
Thank you, yes, came here to say this
Thought the same thing 😂
(spin block)
I'm sure he actually said "trash" but I like to think the creator heard "crash" and that's where the idea for the animation appears
@@TheD736no
I like how Crash is confused the entire time
Crash: Tf are you talking out?
You’re my new favourite person
CADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDY
👋 😅hi
Expected you to be here
We have been expecting you
B-b-b-b-b- *BANDICOOT*
it is bandicoot month after all
I keep forgetting hoolopee is the cerebral cortex responsible for gwimbly
That's both amazing and it makes so much sense
Bullshit. Frfr no cap?
@@e69alpha nope, you just have to look
Cortex is babbling like a madman while Crash is mostly just “idle pose”. I love it.
This made me realize how hilarious it would be to have a boss fight where the boss just continues to insult and cuss you out while you just wait for the longest for him to shut up and give you an opportunity to attack. Being well animated and properly lip-synced like in this video would make it even better too 😂
That's why Revengence is eternal.
I love how Crash is like, just normal gameplay, while Cortex is a cutscene.
Wow, THIS predicted modern Naughty Dog...
I love the juxtapostion of how powerfully said this speech is, how purely driven by anger Cortex seems compared to his single minuscule blast that Crash nonchalantly dodges.
It's symbolic of how Alex is, if I may use a Texan turn of phrase, all hat and no cattle. He depends on others to carry out his dirty work, motivated by his rousing charismatic (bullshit) speeches. When push comes to shove and he's forced to stand on his own, his weakness is plain to see. The bluster and performance are just as much for himself and his own ego here as to intimidate Crash. He knows his weakness, but refuses to recognize it. And that's why Crash and Tawna are gonna take him to the cleaners and sue him for every cents got, and he has no one to blame but himself.
@traewilson5127 ?
Is Alex depending on people to do anything?
@RollingBobbyJones Firebrand influencers like Alex Jones or Chaya Raichik, and many others, want as many Kyle Rittenhouse type situations as possible. They want their enemies dead, not just vaguely defeated. The trouble is, going out and doing the killing yourself takes a sort of maniacal bravery and a depth of despair the stochastic terrorist doesn't possess. Life's pretty good when you tell stupid and/or evil people what they want to hear. They're rich, they're secure - why blow that to kill a few liberals? But there are tons of scared, desperate, enraged, ticking time bombs just waiting to be set off; for a flame to light their wick. The likes of Alex Jones give these people the match. While it's ultimately their decision to light the match, it can't be stressed enough that Alex Jones and his ilk are manipulating these people for their own ends of creating a theological fascist state with eyes to exterminate the leftists and the trans people - and from there, who knows?
It's why we need laws to do something about stochastic terrorism on the Internet. The fact people like Alex Jones or Chaya Raichik can do what they do, knowing full well there will be fatal consequences, yet face no retribution for it, is a disgrace to justice, to morality, and to humanity.
@@traewilson5127 That's a lot of words to tell me you're in favor of political lawfare, but that's all leftists so it's unsurprising.
@@RollingBobbyJones You read that entire deranged rant and thought he had a point? Nah mate, he just has a hate boner and wants to see Jones destroyed, none of that rant actually means anything beyond that.
Alex Jones Cortex is the new canon in Crash Lore lmao
But fr, you have an amazing animation skills replicating the PS1 era! Looking forward to your future works!
Now we only need Cortex from Crash 3 with Uka Uka.
Perfect OST for a perfect speech
name?
@@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673Cortex boss theme.
@@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673Of the song? "Dr. Neo Cortex." Of the speech? If you search for an Alex Jones rant you'll probably find it
@@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673 Alex Jones is the one that made the speech. The OST comes from the final fight of crash bandicoot 1 with neo cortex. You can find it by writing "Neo cortex Final battle crash bandicoot 1 OST PS1"
@@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673 Dr Neo Cortex Boss Theme
The subtle sentence mixing on "Crash" though
You sure? I still hear Trash instead of Crash.
why does Alex Jones randomly have these insane speeches for no reason
imagine the world if he became a voice actor instead of spending his time talking about crisis actors
That's what I'm sayin. In another life Akex Jones would kill it as a voice actor.
@@jamesalexander5559 Alex Jones was a voice actor at one point. The problem is that no one left of center would ever hire him for anything and anyone right of center never creates anything and by extension, never has a reason to hire him.
@@OdaSwifteye For real? When was this?
@@OdaSwifteye That's a long way of saying "the left owns all the entertainment companies."
@@jamesalexander5559 He's in the rotoscoped film, Waking Life.
CRASH BANDICOOT IS A GOD DAMN DEMON
No... He's worse. The Orange Homie defeated Chozo Birds that evolved into having power over the infinite dimensions itself (to the extent they can track down Crash and Cortex in another cosmos, even the Ant Soliders spawn to their location without being present entierly).
Yet the same Bandicoot slayed an Undead Inorganic God revived by the same two cosmic birds, by choking it with Cortex, and somehow nulled the same Chozo birds hard that they couldn't use their powers anymore (they can manipulate one's personal time like speeding up Cortex's monolog, to altering reality too, etc.)...
Crash may as well have his own stay in the *_"Beyonding Eldritch God Under The Guise Of a Goofy Ahh Character"_* List.
Crash is built different entierly.
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 it’s so true sometimes when he defeat tiny in crash three he whisper something to him something about he always going to make him his b***h when he’s on top of him
@@Beessokoo1coo1
Yeah. He caresses Tiny and succulently says to him:
"This little Marsupial is Bandicooting down your ol Wumpa Trails."
What a pure poetry moment for Cortex’s speech...
Crash literally idling that whole speech harder than a silent protag.
This has to be the best crt filter I’ve ever seen it adds so much to this beautiful animation
That first ray gun shot got me, so funny
You have perfected the animation style for these. So amazing
honestly, I hope hoolopee never *NEVER* stops finding Alex jones clips to turn into crash bandicoot videos
yeah I remember being really confused when this came up in the game
Cortex giving an impassioned speech to an oblivious Crash is everything.
i like the touch of the one little baby pixel at the left side of the screen... I used to think my tv was broken
*edit* it is on both sides. WOAH
I had that problem too and thought my tv was broken but it was the video.
"And I love my family"
And yet he sent Nina to a boarding school for like 12 years and doesn't even remember if she's his niece or daughter.
He told people to attack parents of brutally murdered children to gaslight them into saying they never had a child or they are acting and lying.
Alex Jones would literally sell out his family for money. Luckily, he was divorced and his kids are removed from him.
Hypocrisy comes as naturally to him as breathing
Don't let this ALSO distract you from the fact that - The same uncle/father removed her arms and in it's place, deadly anchor arm mechanisms that can violently flip the tonnes of bells with a single hit... Just because she began with a good heart...
_"I love my family."_
The same family of clowns working at the circus who tatoo'd the N on Cortex's forehead as a kid (the N for Nerd).
@@poweroffriendship2.0
*(Gasps)* Homie knows the Loooooore!!!
what if i had my gwimbly gun?
Bandicoot Pistol
The correct scientific term is:
MMB (Magazinus Mutantus Bandicootis)
The Bandicoot Bazoo- wait he actually has one nvm
@@thebeeferoni2389 Homie legit EATS HIS OWN BULLETS/MISSILES (why need a Bazooka when you ARE THE WEAPON, he throws these same Wumpa's with enough accuracy to destroy Mechs!)... That's terrifying actually XD.
Alex Jones's deranged unhinged nonsensical ranting fits so perfectly coming from Cortex.
Yeah especially how much of a nutty guy Cortex is
I wouldnt call them nonsensical when he's right most of the time tho
@@Redspark77He isn't
@@internetguy7319 funny thing is that he is, but people take it as meme. Look at the "water making the frogs gae case" . It ended up being factual, a company throwing chemicals in the water which morpged the biological and sexual composition of frogs and that same water being distributed to cities. The company paid researchers and investigators to change the results of studies at the time.
@@Redspark77 You know, it's funny how the right asks the right questions, but just before they find a solution to make things better, they pivot into making them even worse.
Company dumps chemicals into environment? Gay agenda.
Monopolies with more power than entire countries? Must be the jews.
Workers have laughably low wages and are treated like expendable livestock? It's the immigrants ruining the economy!
The narrative shift somersaults are almost impressive.
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY WUMPA BAZOOKA ON ME!"
"You smell like failure." Your failure, Neo.
this is art. pure and simple. i am crying tears for god.
I don't know why Cortex rambling on as Alex Jones fits so well
This was amazingly fitting and well animated, and the lighting was top notch. and on top of that, massive props for your work on Smiling Friends. It was incredible :D
All your shit is fantastic brother. Congratulations on the Smiling Friends character as well.
I swear Alex could become a top tier voice actor if he wanted to
I find it funny that Alex Jones speaks like a Teenage Shonen Protagonist from an Anime but in reality is a middle aged man loosing his mind.
*losing
I swear,this the MOST realistic and badass voice acting I have seen in a LONG TIME.
Alex jones my guy
It's not voice acting, it's just an actual insane person
1:50
Hoolopee's attention to detail included a small gap in Alex Jonetex's scream, as it often happened with PS1 games
“Dead as a rotting corpse in the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean”
Proceeds to fall into the ocean a mere 2 seconds later
Cortex’s self projecting while he calls Crash trash is insane.
Maybe I’m reading into it too much but him (Cortex) calling Crash basically an afront to god when he himself put him through the Cortex Vortex is crazy.
Maybe there's a better parallel universe where Alex Jones is a beloved and respected voice actor who gets to play video games villains like Neo Cortex as a job because man his voice is really amazing.
He did have brief cameos in Richard Linklater's rotoscoped animated films Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly, even if he was technically being filmed in live-action before the footage was drawn over
I'm amazed that this is the same person who invented Gwimbly. I wonder if they'll actually make a real Gwimbly game.
this guy is so good.
reminder that he animated gwimbly.
Ooo ooo ooo!
Fun fact: this guy animated Gwimbly from Smiling Friends
Ou Ou Ouuu!!!
Holy crap that's is one colorful speech.
You almost forget it's from an actual nutcase and not from Neo Cortex
alex jones bad give upvote me not bad like racist man
@@KlonkusReddit is down the hall, to the left, bud
@@potato_the_chip fatherless behavior
@@Klonkus 4chan is across the hallway from reddit, on the right
@@danjoredd OH lmao, yea Im mostly aware Reddit is aware of Alex's insanity, still I just felt the immense urge to quote that one gif Ive seen a while ago cus Klonkus mentioned upvotes lole
Crash was straight up thinking:
How'd I get up here???
this is not my bandicoot house
this is not my bandicoot wife
Love how every attack is just so casually dodged. Not a single word uttered during the rambling, but the effortless dodging (or more so walking) just exudes an energy that says "Yeah, yeah... I know, the cloud people are really scary, grandpa."
Just like the actual fight
Perfect contrast to real life. AJ firing weak beams of nothing that are easily outmaneuvered by the least amount of effort possible, while his entire world burns around him.
the actual boss fight isn't all that much harder, funny enough
@@evolicious You sound like a victim of said "AJ beams".
I'll assume it hurt a lot, based on your behaviour.
Leaked footage of the prototype which had to be cut down due to hardware limitations:
💀
I heard you worked on Smiling Friends. Its so great seeing your amazing animation on TV! Love your work!
the genius it takes to come up with this... is unparalleled
This is so well animated, such a gold mine of a channel
This speech fits so well for this scene.
Great job!
Love your stuff man, deserves more views!
This is too good, I forgot about the last one you made with the same concept and this was a wonderful surprise.
Cortex saying that yet he works for Uka-Uka the furthest someone could ever get from God and actually closer to the 'other guy'. lol
Said it on insta but commenting here for the algorithm: The animation and direction of the shots is literally as if it was taken right out of the game. Even Cortex lil' shots would work as a visual tutorial for the upcoming boss fight. This is perfect! Great job! 🔥
Crash being himself puts me into stitches he's just so confused and wants to beat the game
I for some reason was expecting this to be some kind of Crash Bandicoot analog horror thing. I was completely wrong.
Cortex just had fucking enough
God, I love these modern Crash Bandicoot cartoons
Honestly this feels like something Cortex would actually say, driven mad that his own mutations stopped him
I still remember this cutscene as a kid. Sends chills down my spine.
“I am a GOD, you dull creature! And I will not be bullied by-“
*SPEEN*
"Puny god..."
I love crash bandicoot so much, also whoever did the voice work did such Ana amazing job
The dialogue is a bunch of clips from the niche internet conspiracy theorist and podcast host Alex Jones.
@@joe-wt7oe Sadly, he isn’t exactly “niche” anymore. In fact id say he’s much more recognized around the U.S. than people like Noam Chomsky or Ron Paul.
@@ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim yes unfortunately he is well known. I describe him as niche because as far as I know the number of people who actually follow and agree with what he says is still very low, even if the number of people who recognize the name is high.
@@joe-wt7oe I wish I could say you’re correct about there being very few people who actually believe the nonsense that Alex spews on a regular basis. 😓
"They're Demons" Cortex is back. Jeez this is funny😂
POV: my dad when he asks me to 'hold the light' for him while he does something
3+ hours of free labour and verbal abuse
This makes me feel the power of a thousand suns incinerating my atoms to a gentle mist
Oh hell ya!!! hoolopee coming back yet again with that fire animation. At this point, we need a full parody of this
Bro created gwimbly and thought we wouldn’t notice
Poor Cortex, he keeps failing because he forgets to couple the power of god with anime.
Thank you so much for making a sequel 😭🙏
Most enjoyable conditions possible for having to listen to AJ's voice
Also who's going to tell this guy corpses float?
what a masterpiece of a video
Can't believe that one of your models is so popular and others never knew who actually made gwimbly, the way I found your channel was a long time ago I was scrolling through shorts and saw the Rockstar games in the 2000s:, your awesome dude
The fact that crash almost never makes direct eye contact with cortex implies that crash is genuinely intimidated by cortex's rant
dude i love your style, like a lot, really good shit
Crash being completely unaffected from cortex is so hilarious.
1:12 🤣💀
I just need to establish that this is considered high art in some social circles. You've created something special here.
I remember once Alex Jones went Ultra Instinct to thise audio
The Tasmanian Vampire
This is my Favorite Design of Cortex! From Crash bandicoot 2!
I really miss that cortex, that personality is Perfect
The wait for a new vid was worth it
Genuine question, did you have anything to do with the iconic Gwimbly Incident? His motion capture style looked way too similar to yours.
Check his community posts, he did gwimbly
It would have taken less effort for you to find this out yourself than to type this comment and wait for a reply
@@ktgame2640
I don't look for easy paths, baby.
@ktgame2640 Sometimes people like talking to others more than just wanting an answer
The tiny projectiles while he’s spitting all of this out makes it funnier
Man, the original Crash Bandicoot had better voice acting than most people give it credit for.
I like to imagine watching my hypothetical kid playing Crash Bandicoot, getting to the final boss, only to have Crotex just do this rant
The red subscribe button constantly on the screen is an eyesore
This was so good lol, great video :)
I long for the alternate universe where Alex became a voice actor
This is very motivational, i really felt it when he said "you'll never defeat the human spirit"
I don't remember the game ending like this.
NEVER STOP MAKING THESE!
Crash be like : "Woah man, chill"
1:25 Aw Hoolopee, you couldve so easily edited the alex jones audio to turn that 'Trash' into 'Crash', and it wouldve been perfect 😭