[Vinesauce] Vinny - Mental Gear Solid 2

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  • @wombocorp
    @wombocorp 5 років тому +2007

    during his mission raiden got stripped naked, manipulated by everyone around him, got pissed on, and slipped on bird poo
    he had a hard life.

    • @xlawxc
      @xlawxc 5 років тому +198

      wombocorp And then became a Cyborg Ninja, because.

    • @incelliousthewizard7883
      @incelliousthewizard7883 5 років тому +203

      @@xlawxc and then spent a good chunk of his life believing that the colonel was fucking his wife.

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 років тому +29

      @@incelliousthewizard7883 Yeah but he secretly enjoyed that

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 років тому +97

      @@xlawxc Probably because he murdered a president, it's a common rule in The USA that if you murder a president or you're father figure you get killed and ressurected as a cyborg
      Solidus Snake is both to Raiden so he gets new cyborg suits for *eternal" life...

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +4

      It's the life Binny led him into.

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 років тому +3884

    Colonel we’ve managed to avoid committing inhale water

    • @OptiJams
      @OptiJams 5 років тому +37

      Interesting Sydney profile pic

    • @sonicplys64
      @sonicplys64 5 років тому +28

      @@OptiJams probably some Japanese cartoon porno or something

    • @factcore2630
      @factcore2630 5 років тому +57

      The wild boar, also known as the wild swine, Eurasian wild pig, or simply wild pig, is a suid native to much of Eurasia, North Africa, and the Greater Sunda Islands

    • @rosscampbell7357
      @rosscampbell7357 5 років тому +11

      i swear I just saw a comment from u on an scp video making a do you wish to rp joke and I was like is he talkin bout vinny and now I know lmao

    • @doctordeath2419
      @doctordeath2419 5 років тому +12

      You aren't funny stop trying to be funny.

  • @Trisaaru
    @Trisaaru 5 років тому +2800

    *A DUD?!*
    I love this line so much.

    • @flashmozzg
      @flashmozzg 5 років тому +21

      ua-cam.com/video/2gB-Vcyrk8s/v-deo.html

    • @Dunkiep8
      @Dunkiep8 5 років тому +13

      Why it's so good...we don't know :P

    • @pizzabear9305
      @pizzabear9305 5 років тому +5

      HandZ you'ree EVERYWHERE I G O I LOVE YOUUUU

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 5 років тому +1

      Dude its the best. XD

    • @GuyOnAChair
      @GuyOnAChair 5 років тому +4

      I dud with the best of them.

  • @doodleofficial3938
    @doodleofficial3938 5 років тому +1566

    "Sorry for squeezing your hog, Raiden." -United States President

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 5 років тому +47

      It wasn't the last time someone squeezed someones hog in mgs

    • @nathanielstanford3115
      @nathanielstanford3115 5 років тому +15

      I still can't figure out why he did that

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 5 років тому +18

      @@nathanielstanford3115 he looked like a lady

    • @nanophosis6256
      @nanophosis6256 5 років тому +52

      Nathaniel Stanford Basically he would’ve sexually assaulted Raiden but felt his Hog and stopped

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 5 років тому +10

      @@nanophosis6256 just like volgin when he realised his balls where a little too big

  • @Gh0st652
    @Gh0st652 5 років тому +1251

    >Vampire
    >Water Walking
    >Edgy
    Vamp is just an Oblivion OC from 2008

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 5 років тому +42

      He's just dio

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 5 років тому +8

      @@cumekira70 But don't you need to learn Hamon to walk on water? And since DIO is a vampire he's weak against Hamon.

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 5 років тому +23

      @@marianokaz1503 can't he just freeze the water like he did with dire?

    • @doctortrash0571
      @doctortrash0571 4 роки тому +3

      @@cumekira70 I mean he has knifes

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 3 роки тому

      @@marianokaz1503 fdfffvhhh

  • @KrankuSama
    @KrankuSama 5 років тому +281

    I'm still in a dream Hog Squeezer

    • @Hunari
      @Hunari 4 роки тому +18

      What a thrill...

    • @JC21
      @JC21 3 роки тому +13

      (whisper) Hoggg Squeeezerrr

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 2 роки тому +9

      @@JC21 With juices and liquid through the night...

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 років тому +1444

    Joel has John Saint John
    Vinny has David Hater

    • @-snek.
      @-snek. 5 років тому +27

      actually his last name is spelled storm drain

    • @HuntedBoBo
      @HuntedBoBo 5 років тому +6

      Pajamapants Jack WHY 2 COMMENTS IN ONE VIDEO 2X THE FAP

    • @bigbro6175
      @bigbro6175 5 років тому +2

      squeeze my hog

    • @sergioescobar1391
      @sergioescobar1391 5 років тому +10

      Great, now I want Duke Nukem to tell Joel to squeeze his hog.

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 роки тому

      @Danielle Smith I wonder if you're doing this for pleasure. You have nothing creative to use as an insult and nobody except me and 7 other people will probably see this.

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 5 років тому +167

    10:00
    “Colddrowned” is my new favorite way to describe hypothermia

  • @LucianoThePig
    @LucianoThePig 5 років тому +730

    I feel like if you showed someone this who hadn't heard of the series, and told them it was a stealth series, they'd think you were joking

    • @Darticus42
      @Darticus42 5 років тому +88

      LucianoThePig The only thing I know about this series is that it's a stealth game and every time I see something like this I'm blown away by its sheer ridiculousity and still can't believe it.

    • @fattesttitsincairo
      @fattesttitsincairo 5 років тому +121

      LucianoThePig I’ve never played any of the MG games and I always thought it was this extra-serious stealth action series and you play a highly-skilled badass dude taking on really important missions & shit...
      And then turns out most of Snake’s dialogue is him repeating what somebody else said in a surprised tone, there’s a character who’s inches away from being called Anime Convention, you can get pissed on, and one character dies from having a bomb in her vagina. Also, memes, the DNA of the soul.

    • @commisso3806
      @commisso3806 5 років тому +2

      Dan Komochi Were your first impressions of MGS from Brawl?

    • @jazpuh
      @jazpuh 5 років тому +47

      I've never played any of the main Metal Gear Solid games, but suddenly Revengeance doesn't look so out of place anymore.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 5 років тому +4

      Commisso Mine were, and even then I thought that Snake being found by a blue furry was out of character and silly but I guess not?

  • @DrNotnert
    @DrNotnert 5 років тому +1149

    The speech that the AIs give at the end of this game gave Vinny and everybody in chat an existential crisis, it was a sight to behold

    • @KaedeLanyo
      @KaedeLanyo 5 років тому +227

      You could tell from reactions that this game actually fucked up at least a few people in chat for real. Though most were very joking.

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 5 років тому +180

      The ending of MGS2 is beautiful. Back in the early 2000s it was just confusing to many but Kojima thought far enough ahead and made it brilliant in retrospect.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 5 років тому +95

      I was trying not to understand in order to prevent myself from having a panic attack.

    • @vanacutt1110
      @vanacutt1110 5 років тому +66

      Yeah, MGS always ahead of its time, some of these things even kind of happened, and if not, it was very similarly happenings.

    • @SoraKitty
      @SoraKitty 5 років тому +111

      Vinny's playthrough is first time I've seen Metal Gear Solid 2, so that part was insanely mind blowing considering when the game originally came out. The dialogue was super ahead of it's time, but man did it age well considering the stuff going on today!

  • @finalninju6021
    @finalninju6021 5 років тому +409

    11:51
    Bodybuilders hate him!
    Get ripped with this simple trick!

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 5 років тому +442

    22:23 *Raiden, squeeze my hog!*
    14:10 This is why you are all here for.
    13:35 *and this.*

  • @Snowspring09
    @Snowspring09 5 років тому +287

    8:45 Through rage, Vinny transcends from Italian into New Yorker into Scottish.

  • @seattlevidya
    @seattlevidya 5 років тому +242

    metal gear is the most bizarre and hilarious series of video games that can still be super deep and serious

  • @live_kaito_reaction
    @live_kaito_reaction 5 років тому +732

    I can't believe kojima killed off pliskin before arsenal and replaced him with this weird ass Snake guy. Smh when will pliskin finally get his recognition????????????????????

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 років тому +58

      Pliskin had such a cool beard... But he reminds me of someone that shows up in almost all these games...
      Oooh! Johnny! The guy who that perverted old geezer "Snake guy" tried to steal his girlfriend from.

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 років тому +33

      More Importantly: When will Solidus Snake receive recognition for his inspiring quotes?
      "I BET THAT YOU BUAHAHAHA CAAANOT DODGE THE HYAAARRGH!ROCKETS I JUST TELEGRAPHED HEEAAH!WITH THIS BAGAGAHAHA URGH! LINE!!! HUAAARGHH! WHAAT YOU DODGED HUUEEERGHH THEM? IMPOSSIBLEEER!!! YOU EEAAARGHUUH!! YOU EASAARGHHH!!! THE HIT MEEEE! MY BAHRGAHAHAH!!!!! EYEEEEE! BAAAH!!! HUAAAAAAAAH! URRRGH! I AM BWAGAHAGA AAARGH!!! SOLIDUS HUUUUAHH! BHEHEHEHEHR NOOOOUUGGHH! GAHAHAHAH SNAKE!"
      -Solidus Snake the *PERFECT* Big Boss clone moments after he reveals himself in a huge fully loaded gunship w/missiles confronting his next victim bitch-era Raiden, which has to constantly run back and forth gathering ammo for his handguns, Solidus *"Perfect Big Boss Clone"* Snake consequently loses to his so called "next victim" bitch-era Raiden.
      Notable personality traits:
      *Cannot spend over two seconds still without yelling or screaming a completely incomprehensible sentence since he interrupts himself with random shouts and constant sounds that suggest he is experiencing both great strain and pain from the result of pulling, pulling, lifting and pushing several large objects, all while being beaten up and beaten off at the same time, but is actually sitting calmly strapped in his fighter jet*
      *Also his voice echoes from everywhere and surprisingly gets even louder when he's flying far away in the distance... Which is the only reason you want him closer as he screams slightly quieter then*
      *Finally he constantly stretches when he shows up as parts of whatever suit he is wearing flies off into the distance, during the final battle he keeps stretching and yelling despite the fact that each time he does so, his tentacle arms fly off one by one until the harness which was protecting him finally flies off allowing Raiden to land The killing blow*
      Me: a truly awe Inspiring character, truly awe inspiring...👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @GuyOnAChair
      @GuyOnAChair 5 років тому +9

      @@johngoodman5976 Incredible comment.

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 років тому +9

      @@GuyOnAChair Thank you sir, you would not believe the euphoric pleasure and insane laughter it brought me to type it down...
      Not even I believe it myself...

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 років тому +9

      @@GuyOnAChair Don't forget that Solidus Snake is *The Perfect Clone* of *The legendary soldier* which confronted Solid Snake in a *Metal Gear!* As legendary as he *IS* as Legends never die...
      ...Except that time when he lost both his *Metal Gear* and life...
      ...To Snake armed with the weapons only a cheating coward would ever use...!
      ...A can of spray and a lighter...
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal 5 років тому +455

    i have a daughter
    my greatest wish is
    never to have her
    or her children
    experience the horror of looping voice files

  • @arccway3293
    @arccway3293 5 років тому +281

    2:13
    Ocelot discovers the dangers of prolonged fapping

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 5 років тому +4

      Sup

    • @janpawulonduo2137
      @janpawulonduo2137 5 років тому +43

      When NNN ends and the power that you've collected through all that patience is barely to be contained.

    • @arccway3293
      @arccway3293 5 років тому +1

      Yo

    • @Flaxdosh
      @Flaxdosh 5 років тому +2

      But instead of spems it is liquid’s nanomachine matting his mind

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 5 років тому +5

      It's white artificial blood

  • @toxicdemon5426
    @toxicdemon5426 3 роки тому +58

    20:18 i like the way he says "liquid!" It's hilariously aggressive

  • @spartan456
    @spartan456 5 років тому +169

    My favorite part of MGS2 is how Kojima thought it would be funny to give us water levels and escort missions...but he went a cut above the rest, and combined them together. GENIUIS KOJIMBO.

    • @jefferyharambe5067
      @jefferyharambe5067 5 років тому +14

      spartan456 they’re not bad compared to others the controls for swimming aren’t bad and escort missions are not hard in this one but it was still risky especially considering that they can be frustrating in other games but your opinion

  • @fury_b0wzer
    @fury_b0wzer 5 років тому +81

    "Raiden, that beeping is telling you that you're too close to the fire, and that you're very HAHT!"

  • @BlightVonDrake
    @BlightVonDrake 5 років тому +152

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how campy and over the top this game is?
    And appreciate Johnny as somehow becoming the best character in the series?
    And also forget how terrifyingly close this game is to actually happening?

    • @Trashboat4444
      @Trashboat4444 5 років тому +3

      What do you mean by actually happening?

    • @BlightVonDrake
      @BlightVonDrake 5 років тому +27

      @@Trashboat4444 MGS2's main plot is basically about an AI trying to control the flow of information through mass censorship. There are countless real life parallels today, and bills to strengthen internet censorship and copyright laws keep popping up.

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth 5 років тому +31

      >implying it hasn't already happened
      Whatever you think the government is doing is probably not as bad as what they're actually doing.

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 5 років тому +2

      just think about all of the underground genetic research that is going on

    • @OfficialDJSoru
      @OfficialDJSoru 4 роки тому +5

      Ah yea, Johnny "Diarrhea Man" "Akiba"
      The best characters in media are always the weebs and pants shitters. Just look at Ron Stoppable. Went from useless to badass in 4 seasons and I think 3 movies.
      Johnny only had to hold out till MGS4 to go full on chad.

  • @garryfitzgerald
    @garryfitzgerald 4 роки тому +60

    Vinny's Skyrim impression at 4:48 is really fucking solid. I wouldn't notice the difference if he replaced the original voice actor.

  • @Hozak
    @Hozak 5 років тому +172

    I always love how at the end of MGS 4 it's revealed that Ocelot was never being mind controlled by the arm, he was just a crazy man.

    • @Hol-Horse
      @Hol-Horse 5 років тому +74

      "Big Boss later revealed to Solid Snake that Liquid's "possession" of Ocelot was a planned ruse in order to fool the Patriots as means of lowering The Patriots' guard. Big Boss elaborated that Ocelot was able to use hypnosis and psychotherapy, drugs, and nanomachines to transplant Liquid's personality onto himself. Ocelot had removed the transplanted arm of Liquid because the so-called "possessions" during the Manhattan Incident had caused an imbalance to his psyche." He wasn't crazy he hypnotized himself.

    • @Hozak
      @Hozak 5 років тому +23

      @@Hol-Horse I dunno, it takes a certain kind of mentally unstable to strap some other guys arm to your own arm and have your voice altered in order to fool some robots.

    • @Hol-Horse
      @Hol-Horse 5 років тому +8

      I guess you're right lol, but in that case everyone in MGS is a little insane with the crazy shit they pull off.

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 5 років тому +4

      @@Hozak He did it basically too fool everyone around him into thinking he's actually possessed. Don't take the Metal Gear Solid graphic novels/comics as canon because those are a bit narratively inconsistent with the main source material.

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 5 років тому +8

      @@Hol-Horse It's either nanomachines or supernatural shit. Not even Kojima knows what too choose.

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie 5 років тому +95

    I finally understand the origins of "Squeeze My Hog."

  • @Cyynni
    @Cyynni 5 років тому +306

    5:27 Tumblr censoring porn artists.
    7:29 Artists vs. Tumblr

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 років тому +41

      “it’s not child porn if it’s just a drawing of child porn”

    • @nothingtoseehere6142
      @nothingtoseehere6142 5 років тому +3

      I don't see how undressing a kid could be considered porn. Children don't have a sexuality about them and have no ability to reproduce. But I guess gay porn also qualifies under that criteria.

    • @cheezersmedia3772
      @cheezersmedia3772 5 років тому +16

      They really did lose almost all of their users apart from people that think they’re funny by being self deprecating in special fonts and saying things have cursed auras.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 років тому

      just artists k

    • @Nieveria
      @Nieveria 5 років тому +4

      Unrelated but your profile picture is cute. Marisa best girl. That is all

  • @Minibull037
    @Minibull037 5 років тому +206

    "I'm the front of the boat!" - Dumb Doofus, Titanic

  • @commisso3806
    @commisso3806 5 років тому +190

    10:31 15:14 Metal Gear Solid 2 is a profound and philosophical post-modern video game

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 років тому +9

      Post **Mortem* video game

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 5 років тому +23

      @@johngoodman5976 Kojima managed to make everything in the Metal Gear series somehow become a play on words. It's even true with the title of each game starting from Snake Eater.

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 2 роки тому

      E.

  • @rabiroden
    @rabiroden 5 років тому +58

    we need a "genius kojumbo" supercut for these metal gear playthroughs

  • @GG.Ko1
    @GG.Ko1 5 років тому +72

    Emma: You're not gonna shoot me?
    Soldier: Nope
    Emma: *_Why not?_*

  • @blueducky1
    @blueducky1 5 років тому +22

    8:54
    My foot is totally destroyed.
    It was probably nothing.
    ...
    I will never be able to walk again.
    Must have been a mosquito.

  • @ninboy01
    @ninboy01 5 років тому +77

    Vinny’s legitimate concern and guilt after he flip-kicked that soldier over the railing to his death, just made me enter an uncontrollable coughing fit.

  • @maikomarx
    @maikomarx 5 років тому +35

    “Snake's ass looks a little deflated”
    Just like in Ultimate

  • @OptiJams
    @OptiJams 5 років тому +105

    If I recall, when you switch the projector in the room with all the guards, the footage you see is of Kojima's wife

  • @FalloutofContext
    @FalloutofContext 5 років тому +148

    ...My Hog?

  • @Marsloof25
    @Marsloof25 5 років тому +66

    That ending really squeezed my hog.

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 5 років тому +69

    19:30 Didn't Ocelot work with a psychic in the previous game? A psychic who floated?

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 років тому +45

      Yes, yes he did. Also a man who could conjure the souls of everyone you had ever killed on the battlefield and compel them to attack you.
      At this point, Ocelot is comparable to that one guy from the X-Files who denies everything supernatural despite seeing Mothman, Bigfoot, actual alien abductions, and Christian faith healings.

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 роки тому +15

      And his dad was a psychic. Big Boss murdered him in MGS3

    • @Nilon241
      @Nilon241 2 роки тому +9

      3 years late but: The 'no so such thing as the supernatural' is actually a mistranslstion!
      The original Japanese script has ocelot say something more a long the lines of 'cutting edge technology can be easily mistaken as the supernatural'.

  • @ZeGermanFox
    @ZeGermanFox 5 років тому +101

    “I have a daughter...”

  • @bfnmo7750
    @bfnmo7750 5 років тому +65

    Hogs of the Patriots

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +1

      Hogs of Squeezability.

  • @MsCounterMax
    @MsCounterMax 5 років тому +95

    I've been waiting for this video the moment hog squeezing became a thing, good job bleshnak

  • @jonmahashintina
    @jonmahashintina 5 років тому +63

    we'll never know his end rating. But at least we know he had a daughter--

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +169

    Terminal Gear Solid 7

  • @moahammad1mohammad
    @moahammad1mohammad 5 років тому +26

    It's not fair to have a good Solid Snake impersonation when David Hyter does the memes for you.

  • @LucianoThePig
    @LucianoThePig 5 років тому +61

    I feel like whoever was in charge of the parrot's voice had no idea what parrot's sounded like

  • @sirhenrymf
    @sirhenrymf 5 років тому +30

    1:32 DarkSydeVine making his appearance

  • @taylorpierce6979
    @taylorpierce6979 5 років тому +17

    I just realized that Otacon most likely squeezed his hog to a photo of Sunny's unconscious mom.

  • @cowboycurtis4944
    @cowboycurtis4944 3 роки тому +12

    9:47 "I'm the top of the ship!"
    Just saving this for my own future reference.

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 5 років тому +66

    *_Squeeze my hog!_*

  • @bootysalad
    @bootysalad 5 років тому +284

    Never forget it took Vinny like 3 hours to beat liquid

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 років тому +5

      Holy crap! I beat him the second try 😂🤣

    • @somegal-89
      @somegal-89 5 років тому +74

      “I BET YOU WANTED TO PLAY WARIO WARE TONIGHT DIDN’T YOU SNAKE?!”

  • @HITARIX
    @HITARIX 5 років тому +27

    "You know about chopsticks? wow, you're smart..."

  • @JuIianismus
    @JuIianismus 5 років тому +8

    8:04 Vin, this is what satellite phones look like even today

  • @labdG
    @labdG 5 років тому +36

    "We watched King Kong a bunch of times."
    Who watches the same movie more than once in a single night?

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 4 роки тому +16

      I think they, uh *cough cough* "watched King Kong", if you catch my drift.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +14

      I have watched a movie and enjoyed it enough to watch it a second time. But maybe they watched all three versions that were out at the time?
      But it was probably stuck on loop in the DVD player cuz Rose was too busy squeezing Raiden's hog to fix it.

    • @GreedAndSelfishness
      @GreedAndSelfishness 4 роки тому

      Fucking Kojima, thats who.

    • @CosmicWaltz7
      @CosmicWaltz7 3 роки тому +1

      If I enjoy the film, I'll usually watch it twice in a sitting. First is to absorb the story and atmosphere; second is to focus on scenery, camerawork, audio, and any foreshadowing I'm now aware of. But, that's really only the first time I watch a film. Also, "a bunch of times" implies at least three viewings to me, which is a bit strange.

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 29 днів тому

      @@CosmicWaltz7 nerd

  • @rchetype7029
    @rchetype7029 5 років тому +74

    A D U D

  • @zucchini_zucchini
    @zucchini_zucchini 5 років тому +10

    Yeah I hate it when somebody else's hand is transplanted on to me and they come back from the dead just to posess me.

  • @blankpage9277
    @blankpage9277 3 роки тому +19

    The dialogue between Rose and Raiden is extra painful even for a Kojima game.

    • @BareBandSubscription
      @BareBandSubscription Рік тому

      It’s hilarious, though. The actual worst is in Death Stranding. “Princess Beach” gave people cancer.

  • @psychom8
    @psychom8 5 років тому +7

    14:55 Vinny becomes Joel for 1 second.

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix 4 роки тому +8

    "wait he's walking?"
    i mean you didn't inform him you shot his legs yet

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero 5 років тому +15

    I remember being so amazed that you could shoot down the seagulls in the demo as a young kid... Most developers wouldn’t even consider a detail like that and the birds would be trash jpegs.

  • @blankpage9277
    @blankpage9277 3 роки тому +10

    I love how Vamp's lover is suddenly killable after they tell her she isn't magic even though she had lived her life trying and failing to die up until that point.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat Рік тому +1

      ALLEGEDLY

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 10 місяців тому

      They removed the mechanical gizmo that kept her from dying

  • @jesuschirst1
    @jesuschirst1 5 років тому +47

    Colonel we've managed to avoid the memes

    • @TheManeymon
      @TheManeymon 5 років тому +13

      Colonel, I'm already Meme.

    • @kirbysaas7256
      @kirbysaas7256 5 років тому +8

      Article 13
      A censorship to surpass Metal Gear

  • @光の女神パルテナ-n2x
    @光の女神パルテナ-n2x 5 років тому +280

    Solid Snake, Liquid Snake but *Smoke Snake,* when?

  • @lukea.3729
    @lukea.3729 5 років тому +21

    The video was good, but the only thing this video is missing is the goose noises during the Rosemary scenes

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +8

      @CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Yeah Rose is pretty damn annoying, I'm glad that part was kept out.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 років тому +1

      @CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG yea glad that was left out rose is the worst character in this

  • @jamul_cos
    @jamul_cos 5 років тому +14

    MGS2: a game where everyone collectively hates Rose

  • @wanderinghobo4917
    @wanderinghobo4917 5 років тому +20

    "Squeeze my dud."

  • @fable23
    @fable23 5 років тому +11

    ~game freezes during credits~
    *_"A dud!?"_*

  • @vitordarksider
    @vitordarksider 5 років тому +37

    The La Li Lu Le Lo!?

    • @ssp9181
      @ssp9181 5 років тому +1

      The Patriots?
      *gasp*

  • @MisterTrigger
    @MisterTrigger 3 роки тому +9

    Quinton Flynn is an underrated voice actor

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 Рік тому +4

    4:54 Vinny temporarily turns into Joel

  • @CheezVT
    @CheezVT 5 років тому +47

    I have a hog.
    SQUEEZE MY DAUGHTER!

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 5 років тому +5

      We've managed to avoid squeezing

  • @FACTOTUM_55
    @FACTOTUM_55 5 років тому +7

    "Get himself cold drowned" - got me so hard my sides hurt

  • @ashura9699
    @ashura9699 5 років тому +33

    MY HOG?

  • @UltraNurture
    @UltraNurture 2 роки тому +3

    That Snake McDonalds clip got me more then it should've.

  • @Redtrainer1
    @Redtrainer1 5 років тому +7

    7:16
    i die already once !
    oh fug !

  • @Daniel_JT.
    @Daniel_JT. 4 роки тому +10

    I never realized how goofy this game was

  • @fateredpanda
    @fateredpanda 5 років тому +8

    4:01 A DUD!

  • @Ridgely
    @Ridgely 5 років тому +7

    8:47 made me cackle, definitely my favorite part of the video.

  • @KaedeLanyo
    @KaedeLanyo 5 років тому +3

    As per usual with every fucking Metal Gear game, this was one of my favorite series of streams.

  • @_odaxelagnia
    @_odaxelagnia 5 років тому +30

    I've never played any MGS game and this video looks to me too surreal and PCP-driven to be an actual game

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 5 років тому +18

      It's the best video game series ever created in my eyes. Kojima is a visionary. These games go way past simple entertainment, they can change lives.

    • @ignotumperignotius630
      @ignotumperignotius630 5 років тому +10

      @@ori.g4mi This, unironically

    • @Hunari
      @Hunari 4 роки тому +1

      @@ori.g4mi Hallelujah !

  • @XxNin10dohgamerxX
    @XxNin10dohgamerxX 5 років тому +7

    16:16 I feed my son, he is becoming powerful.

  • @pressurechief
    @pressurechief Рік тому +4

    This is one of the most unhinged vinny jokes 6:20

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot 5 років тому +8

    Colonel, we’ve managed to avoid letting our hog slip.

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid 4 роки тому +6

    I like the idea that the patriot AIs set up the whole event to be a perfect mirror to Shadow Moses, but Johnny ended up in both incidents (with diarrhea) purely by coincidence.

  • @winstonborges6795
    @winstonborges6795 4 роки тому +2

    Jesus walked so vamp could run

  • @ryansanders5362
    @ryansanders5362 5 років тому +5

    3:00
    *Brawls battlefield theme blasts at full volume*

  • @nynjamaica
    @nynjamaica 4 роки тому +3

    13:06 - The hog has sprung a leak.

  • @Simon_Diamond803
    @Simon_Diamond803 5 років тому +557

    Vinny is bi-sexual. He's in love with himself and he likes weird deformed creatures he creates.

    • @jakesommer3914
      @jakesommer3914 5 років тому +38

      Bisexuals confirmed for Dr Frankensteins

    • @pinkdebugger
      @pinkdebugger 5 років тому +70

      Did you mean «vi-sexual»?

    • @Simon_Diamond803
      @Simon_Diamond803 5 років тому +8

      That's even better

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 5 років тому +46

      Ohhh I get it the Bi is for Binyot.

    • @Simon_Diamond803
      @Simon_Diamond803 5 років тому +33

      He's incapable of falling in love with a another human, he's married to corruptions.

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 5 років тому +24

    3:34 Vinny is Solid Snake confirmed

  • @VSPhotfries
    @VSPhotfries 5 років тому +52

    13:38 Kojima predicts Trump's presidency 15 years before it happens.

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 5 років тому +1

      @@corysmith7488 I like how when I clicked on that time stamp the first word said was “betrayal“.

  • @MaestroDrake
    @MaestroDrake 5 років тому +14

    No new Metal Gear Solid except in Smash and in board games but I can't imagine Vinny playing a board game.

  • @JC21
    @JC21 3 роки тому +2

    _"RAIDEN, THIS IS ROSE."_

  • @logancraven6957
    @logancraven6957 3 роки тому +4

    22:22 - For The Ending.
    David:"Vinnie This Is Solid Snake. I'm Told That You Played A Lot Of Metal Gear Games And That You Developed A Joke Of Telling Raiden In Snake's Voice To Squeeze Your Hog..."
    Vinny: ( Holding Laugh) "No"
    David: "So..."
    Vinny: "No."
    David: "I Only Had One Thing To Say...."
    "Raiden Squeeze My Hog."
    Vinny: "Godammit David."

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 29 днів тому

      learn to spell, you don't have to capitalize every word.

  • @KayFiOS
    @KayFiOS 5 років тому +10

    13:35 So... wait a sec. The _president,_ under the assumption that Raiden was a woman... tried grabbing him... by the genetalia... Okay then.

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero 4 роки тому +4

    “There must be things you don’t wanna say!”
    “Like what?”
    “Those things you don’t wanna say!”

  • @MrJonh95
    @MrJonh95 3 роки тому +2

    I H A V E A D A U G H T E R

  • @Alex-wg7gt
    @Alex-wg7gt 5 років тому +5

    I will never be able to walk again, mustav beena mohskitoo
    That line was one of my faves xd

  • @huuuuuuuh60871
    @huuuuuuuh60871 3 роки тому +2

    7:50 - 7:53 When your parent catch you smoking

  • @senatorarmstrong530
    @senatorarmstrong530 5 років тому +6

    I totally forgot that Solidus had the same nanomachines as Armstrong.
    I miss these games...

  • @bittsystar276
    @bittsystar276 5 років тому +6

    14:40 watching this at 2 am in a house full of people was a bad idea

  • @hips_gaming7643
    @hips_gaming7643 5 років тому +22

    That guy you shot in the legs was blessed by God

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 років тому +3

      Nyet, komrade. Stalinium in knee guards deflected puny capitalist bullets.

  • @isawyou5517
    @isawyou5517 5 років тому +11

    I had a daughter,that used to live in a society

  • @einherjar3338
    @einherjar3338 5 років тому +2

    If a locker wont open blow it up the door should fly of