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  • @jacquelinejenkins2616
    @jacquelinejenkins2616 4 місяці тому +11

    He killed me when he said how many people walked into the Pet store and they said we are out of Owls!!! 😂😂😂

  • @rickcross4522
    @rickcross4522 2 місяці тому +12

    Rest in peace to one of the greatest comedians of all time. He passed away on May 9th.

  • @cory2453
    @cory2453 2 роки тому +132

    I hope this man lives forever he keeps you sane through this insanity

    • @randybeard6040
      @randybeard6040 4 місяці тому

      It's One year later, it is really Insane in America right now...

    • @bikeny
      @bikeny 2 місяці тому +2

      Alas, he just passed away yesterday May 9, 2024.

  • @nunciomassara7534
    @nunciomassara7534 Рік тому +165

    For the sake of knowledge, I should inform you that Rhode Island is about 760,000 acres. We gave the owls a whole state. We didn’t even do that for the Native Americans!

  • @bitburg40
    @bitburg40 2 роки тому +240

    The person that clapped for the owl, realized they stepped in it big time. 🤣

    • @pauldavis9387
      @pauldavis9387 2 роки тому +20

      They would have crawled under a rock if they could have.

    • @michaeltewes7833
      @michaeltewes7833 2 роки тому +34

      @@pauldavis9387 they are living under one already !!

    • @CC-ck5nn
      @CC-ck5nn 2 роки тому +7

      She has more sense than most people in that room.

    • @nena41156
      @nena41156 2 роки тому +38

      @@CC-ck5nn bless your heart..

    • @jimmysullivan6118
      @jimmysullivan6118 2 роки тому +6

      Yup that was classic 🤣

  • @patomalley55
    @patomalley55 Рік тому +44

    The simplistic parody makes it hilarious and then it's his comedic timing. He almost burst out laughing at one of his lines.
    Bio diversity is highly important but we have to see the funny side of such events portrayed in such a light.
    The miracle of plywood a must see.

  • @sammylacks4937
    @sammylacks4937 Рік тому +37

    A bird, a bird , it's a damn bird
    Love this man.
    This was James' finest hour!

  • @flowerpot9869
    @flowerpot9869 8 місяців тому +8

    They're killing all the birds with wind turbins.

  • @richardpeers2565
    @richardpeers2565 2 роки тому +24

    love him !!! truth and humor !!! 👍👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍👍👍

  • @marcdewey1242
    @marcdewey1242 5 місяців тому +6

    The government stops construction of a highway to save a rat,but if your house is in the way they'll force you to sell it then tear it down,wish he'd have mentioned that lol.

  • @galeaumiller4325
    @galeaumiller4325 2 роки тому +39

    Oh my goodness
    This man is funny

  • @minutewithmark7564
    @minutewithmark7564 2 роки тому +114

    He paints a picture in my mind and makes me “belly laugh” all the time!!
    “a rat, a rat, a damn rat! a rodent”

    • @jackcapone9486
      @jackcapone9486 2 роки тому +7

      To Minute With mark ; Yea, I hear you my friend..!! He makes me belly laugh to the point that I always go to the bathroom and empty my bladder BEFORE I listen to him..!!

    • @miquel5041
      @miquel5041 2 роки тому +2

      10-4 HE'S THE BEST

  • @Crazygaucho62
    @Crazygaucho62 2 роки тому +94

    Probably seen it more than 4 times , every time makes me laugh even more…

    • @becca318
      @becca318 2 роки тому +2

      🤣👍

    • @mydyisgod
      @mydyisgod 2 роки тому +2

      I do the same. And each time I laugh harder!!

    • @sharonboone4289
      @sharonboone4289 2 роки тому

      He could make a phone book funny!🤪

    • @ericgarcia8781
      @ericgarcia8781 2 роки тому

      That's funny, because he's as funny as a phone book. This is terrible.

  • @aileensmith6806
    @aileensmith6806 2 роки тому +28

    Love this man !

  • @judyingram4846
    @judyingram4846 2 роки тому +22

    Love this little fat man. Never get tired of his jokes. Funny every time
    ❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍

    • @sharonboone4289
      @sharonboone4289 2 роки тому +2

      I love him too!😜

    • @fireballxl-5748
      @fireballxl-5748 2 роки тому

      Had to delete my original comment as it changes meaning and makes less sense being the original comment I replied to seems to be, well, is...missing.

  • @damoon2631
    @damoon2631 2 роки тому +86

    Finally a man with a point of view I can agree with! I understand conservation and agree with it to a point!
    But Damn! A rat?

    • @danamoore1788
      @danamoore1788 2 роки тому +14

      Thing is they likely did not stop for a rat. They did eminent domain on all the private property. After devaluing the property so the owners likely couldn't afford a refrigerator box. Secured the full amount of funding. Ooh ooh, there is an endangered animal. I guess we better stop construction. So those contracts got scrapped.
      Now what should we do with all this money we already have? Hmm. I think I will put it in my own pocket while we think about it.
      That is what I think really happened.

    • @katiedrew4708
      @katiedrew4708 2 роки тому +4

      @@danamoore1788 Makes sense to me.

    • @janedupree2327
      @janedupree2327 2 роки тому +2

      They've stopped building projects for far less.

    • @margricks
      @margricks Рік тому +2

      And it seems to me that owls CAN fly and will find another place to live!

    • @themotions5967
      @themotions5967 Рік тому +2

      When that species is a keystone member of its local ecosystem (meaning the local ecosystem can collapse at least in part without it) then it can start to get a lot more
      Complicated than how we all just feel about that one animal.

  • @banglebear
    @banglebear Рік тому +10

    This man is the funniest! I love his humor!! But what I want to know is ; who is the idiot that didn't check out the nesting area before they spent $60 million?

  • @heathb4319
    @heathb4319 2 роки тому +20

    Now that's funny right there y'all.

  • @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists
    @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists 2 роки тому +53

    Part of my work is to create habitat for rare and endangered species..... and I found James to be HILARIOUS!

    • @videolabguy
      @videolabguy Рік тому

      If a species qualifies to be classified as "endangered", it is already extinct. A perfect opportunity for con artists to get government grants bilking the tax payers out of millions of dollars and the darned critter goes extinct even faster because of inept meddling. In the meant time, tens of thousands of HUMAN BEINGS have the quality of their lives reduced for this krap.

    • @AirstripBum
      @AirstripBum 9 місяців тому

      They have a habitat. It's called OUTSIDE!

    • @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists
      @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists 9 місяців тому

      @@davidtheile2722 This is true. We also have an affinity for particular species we would like to keep around in order to continue their lines into whatever comes next.

    • @AirstripBum
      @AirstripBum 9 місяців тому

      @@BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists Nothing comes next. Darwinian evolution is a failed theory. Theory, not fact.

  • @gatormike1434
    @gatormike1434 2 роки тому +19

    So funny! Thanks.

  • @dwaynetucker7635
    @dwaynetucker7635 2 роки тому +59

    Giant trees,Giant boulders,Great big hills do not stop this construction.
    The only thing that stops this construction is a tiny ,rat.
    I get his point.

  • @chuckhembree6101
    @chuckhembree6101 2 роки тому +69

    This is so funny, every time I see it I laugh as if it’s the first time seeing it.

  • @meoffjack9348
    @meoffjack9348 2 роки тому +18

    This man is hilarious.

  • @turdferguson5300
    @turdferguson5300 2 роки тому +56

    This man should be president ! I've seen him 4 times and he hasn't changed his platform. Elect him.

    • @melindaroop1346
      @melindaroop1346 Рік тому +1

      Agreed. But I don't think he would corrupt enough or a liar.

    • @davidsmock8235
      @davidsmock8235 Рік тому

      Way too conservative and not nearly educated enough. Very funny man though! :)

    • @johnnyLwhatTheHell
      @johnnyLwhatTheHell Рік тому +3

      ​@@davidsmock8235are you saying conservatives are not educated? Does being liberal and having just enough education to destroy the country interest you more, or what?

    • @johnnyLwhatTheHell
      @johnnyLwhatTheHell Рік тому

      I would love to see him as president, but just because of who he is and what he stands for, he would be witch hunted just as bad as Donald Trump.

    • @davidsmock8235
      @davidsmock8235 Рік тому

      @@johnnyLwhatTheHell Generally speaking, conservatives are less educated. They often frown upon it for some reason. I'm not sure whey they'd be proud to be uneducated.

  • @Tiredofitall.
    @Tiredofitall. 2 роки тому +9

    Pure genius!

  • @joanadkins797
    @joanadkins797 2 роки тому +16

    Hilarious!

  • @evi1kitty642
    @evi1kitty642 2 роки тому +12

    Real talk 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼and too funny 😆😆🤣🤣 btw, he's right about out here in California 🐀🙄🤭

  • @fredorman2429
    @fredorman2429 2 роки тому +9

    The original excuse for banning logging in the spotted owl habitat was that spotted owls could only nest in old growth trees. Spotted owls have subsequently been seen nesting in roadside billboards!

    • @robinstewart6510
      @robinstewart6510 Рік тому

      Guy, you just contradicted yourself. First you say the spotted owls could ONLY nest in old growth trees, but then went on to say they're now nesting in roadside billboards. Seems the owls aren't as picky as you suggest.

    • @irishamerican4558
      @irishamerican4558 Рік тому +4

      @@robinstewart6510 You might know how to read words, but you lack the ability to pull meaning from a paragraph.

    • @themotions5967
      @themotions5967 Рік тому

      It’s also shown that chicks raised in these alternate homes are less likely to be as healthy and more likely to die from human conflict.

    • @hansenfiet2539
      @hansenfiet2539 Рік тому +4

      I love it when someone proves their OWN stupidity when trying to make someone else look dumb.

    • @theknifeman7097
      @theknifeman7097 Рік тому

      @@irishamerican4558 right?

  • @brandyramos9372
    @brandyramos9372 2 роки тому +26

    The funniest comedian ever

  • @jeffreyelya9996
    @jeffreyelya9996 4 місяці тому +1

    If you recall, there are two spotted owls in the bird cage in Dumb And Dumber......hearing Jim say, "Boy this party sure died...." gets me almost every single time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesmclaughlin8261
    @jamesmclaughlin8261 2 роки тому +8

    Used to have a box of spotted owl helper.

  • @Ritalove
    @Ritalove 2 роки тому +23

    This is just too funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @willsommervil6141
    @willsommervil6141 2 роки тому +11

    He’s too damn funny 😄 😅

  • @donnienicholson6062
    @donnienicholson6062 Рік тому +2

    He didn't mention the Spotted Owl nest in a K-Mart sign downtown.True story.

  • @silverkitty2503
    @silverkitty2503 Рік тому +2

    Are you happy about that??? I LOVE THIS MAN!

  • @frederickamcghee6039
    @frederickamcghee6039 2 роки тому +5

    He is hilarious!

  • @slim8199
    @slim8199 Рік тому +2

    It’s a damn rat 😂

  • @dumpsterchicken6287
    @dumpsterchicken6287 2 роки тому +5

    That's funny right there.

  • @davidhansen9665
    @davidhansen9665 2 роки тому +4

    I love this one

  • @justin.s9783
    @justin.s9783 2 роки тому +24

    in CA , NTC , National Training Center they will halt all vehicles if anyone spots a turtle. call in a special team . a medivac it by helicopter...

    • @hlriiiviiiv
      @hlriiiviiiv 2 роки тому +1

      If I recall it’s a 50k fine if you pick one up. It’s been twenty years though I could be mistaken

    • @richardswann5300
      @richardswann5300 2 роки тому +5

      Would you really expect anything sane coming out of California ?
      C'mon, it's California !!!!

  • @mariaphillips4538
    @mariaphillips4538 Рік тому +2

    Love it!

  • @beccaruppert2562
    @beccaruppert2562 Рік тому +3

    I live in Oregon and suffered through lost jobs, wages, development because of a BIRD, BIRD, BIRD!!!

  • @GKNOWBODIES
    @GKNOWBODIES Рік тому +3

    That man is a genius 🤣

  • @scissors656
    @scissors656 Рік тому +3

    he has a way of saying anything; but not offending anyone !

  • @chuckg2016
    @chuckg2016 11 місяців тому +1

    Perfect!!!

  • @RobertPierce-ix5mn
    @RobertPierce-ix5mn 6 місяців тому +1

    Y'all ever had one of them spotted owls and one of them there at Crock pots

  • @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists
    @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists 2 роки тому +3

    By the way, if you were born yesterday, you need to know, the owl was actually a political football.

  • @williamknopic7915
    @williamknopic7915 Рік тому +2

    He ought to do one about human rights activists. The most dangerous unpredictable animal on the planet is the human.

  • @user-vl3jy5wv9i
    @user-vl3jy5wv9i 11 місяців тому +1

    love this man

  • @imcopper
    @imcopper 2 роки тому +6

    It's a bird , It's a RAT lol so funny but so sic that Gov put this b4 humans,,

  • @messageprocyber_techsonins5138
    @messageprocyber_techsonins5138 2 роки тому +2

    Amen things have gone way to far 😁

  • @claudedalton8970
    @claudedalton8970 Рік тому

    LOVE JAMES!

  • @mlackey9812
    @mlackey9812 2 роки тому +5

    I'm with you Brother! Two legs overrules four legs every time!

  • @richardkilley6838
    @richardkilley6838 Рік тому +5

    2 million acres for an owl is nothing, you think about how many acres are set aside for golfers!

    • @JGunit
      @JGunit Рік тому

      Get this, just looked it up. It is also 2 million acres.

  • @xenafletcher8442
    @xenafletcher8442 2 роки тому +12

    My brother worked in California laying pipeline they actually had hired a woman to be on sight to watch for an endangered turtle

  • @Lj-md9ng
    @Lj-md9ng Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂 this was funny!!!!!

  • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
    @otpyrcralphpierre1742 5 місяців тому

    I like spotted owls. Especially with Cajun Hot Sauce!

  • @JosephThomas-xb9wo
    @JosephThomas-xb9wo 3 місяці тому

    He is a funny comedian 🤣 for sure

  • @curtisthomas2457
    @curtisthomas2457 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂 so true

  • @jamesa7506
    @jamesa7506 Рік тому +52

    What do you expect from a society that cares more about the lives of a rat than a human baby.

    • @psychedelic.dreamer
      @psychedelic.dreamer Рік тому +8

      That is true, they really do care less about humans. That's frightening to me.

    • @nicki8731
      @nicki8731 Рік тому

      well, there's less rats than humans!

    • @robbarber7253
      @robbarber7253 11 місяців тому

      ​@@nicki8731Actually the human and rat population is estimated to be very similar

  • @lumberpilot
    @lumberpilot Рік тому +2

    How can the spotted owl be endangered when it's always spotted?

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius 8 місяців тому

    It's the Pacific Northwest, the owls are just an excuse. They'd be looking at you like you had a second head if you said you were protecting Sasquatch country.

  • @droman655
    @droman655 Рік тому +1

    I’m w him on the rats. 😂

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr 11 місяців тому

    I can testify that two grown adults can mate in the back of a Chevy Geo...even if one of them is tall.

  • @mikethompson7436
    @mikethompson7436 Рік тому +2

    And their windmills butcher eagles and condors by the thousands

  • @Twodime4032
    @Twodime4032 Рік тому +1

    I am a wolf: we should never eat human, they are social animal too

  • @louisewilliams7945
    @louisewilliams7945 Рік тому

    Lol yay spotted owl!!! Its a bird!!!

  • @Leslie-es5ij
    @Leslie-es5ij Рік тому +4

    Its funny that eagles have more fishing rights than you do, and they don't even need a fishing license 😂

  • @lindagimenez586
    @lindagimenez586 Рік тому +2

    I love. James. Gregory ! He is a comedic genius !!!

  • @notsosilentmajority1
    @notsosilentmajority1 Рік тому +1

    The common sense is scaring the young folks. "It's a rat", lol.

  • @COWBOYBARNMAN
    @COWBOYBARNMAN 2 роки тому +1

    Or the backseat of a 1972 Plymouth Roadrunner.

  • @dr.javitamckinney8880
    @dr.javitamckinney8880 11 місяців тому

    HE IS SO FUNNY AND RIGHTEOUS AT THE SAME TIME. XOXOXO AHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @sherrylowe8819
    @sherrylowe8819 Рік тому

    That so true

  • @Think1st214
    @Think1st214 10 місяців тому

    😂

  • @JimmyChambers-sc9oc
    @JimmyChambers-sc9oc 8 місяців тому

    The View would freak out if he was on that show.😅😅😅

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez Рік тому +1

    The speaker looks like Oliver Reed.

  • @jeffreydillingham7630
    @jeffreydillingham7630 2 роки тому +8

    Brace yourself...

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 2 роки тому +1

    Like when my family or someone gives me a house they have a undercover cop pretend to be me and live in the house

  • @johnwilkerson2195
    @johnwilkerson2195 2 роки тому +3

    Lmbo

  • @teenabrunk83
    @teenabrunk83 2 роки тому +1

    They go to far when they ask James what zoo he was born in.

  • @AngryRantsAndStuff
    @AngryRantsAndStuff Рік тому

    Bwahahahahaha!

  • @hoofarted8709
    @hoofarted8709 8 місяців тому

    Ive mated in an Honda civic and a Mitsubishi eclipse!!!

  • @user-be1te4lg2q
    @user-be1te4lg2q 4 місяці тому +2

    After living in up state new York 50 years, moved south, people are so much more happy, thanks James

  • @showgirlsaroundtheworldada4484
    @showgirlsaroundtheworldada4484 2 роки тому +2

    Thats a fact

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson 2 роки тому +5

    A few years ago,I started to tell new hunters at a dove field to not shoot a dove with an olive branch in its mouth because that carries a $5000 fine.
    A couple hours later,I get a text from a neighbor who was also at that dove hunt asking if I was there because he'd just been told word of mouth from someone else about that fine & just knew that was something that I would be likely to start telling people

  • @gamike8898
    @gamike8898 2 місяці тому

    RIP my friend...

  • @courtjester1135
    @courtjester1135 Рік тому

    Turns out fewer spotted owls were seen in old growth forests because they were moving in to Newer growth forests.
    It's harder to find prey on the forest floor as it gets overgrown with vegetation.
    Not so endangered after all.

  • @user-ty7pv7ml6p
    @user-ty7pv7ml6p Рік тому

    James Gregory is the smartest male to ever live!

  • @joeblue7283
    @joeblue7283 2 роки тому

    These are my people.

  • @rugershooter5268
    @rugershooter5268 Рік тому

    We tornado come thru, we have lots of loggers, the loggers volunteer to clean up the mess and of course they get to sell the logs from all the downed trees.......cool
    Activists came in claiming the Indiana bat needed those trees for it's habitat.......2yrs later a judge finally realizes we're in Ky.....the Indy bat don't live in Ky
    Too late, the loggers weren't going to go get a bunch of rotting timber , so in the fall thru the winter we look at downed trees all over our surrounding hills

  • @a.d.jenkins5835
    @a.d.jenkins5835 2 роки тому

    Damn it. Love this guy but also love birds 🤨

  • @ivanleterror9158
    @ivanleterror9158 5 місяців тому

    And eventually the spotted owl cross bred with the barred owl which we have here also.

  • @kenriehl7852
    @kenriehl7852 2 роки тому +12

    There’s room for all of gods creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes

  • @bubbaramsey9777
    @bubbaramsey9777 9 місяців тому

    I only need 21 square feet to mate. I measured it.😊

  • @brucestewart5939
    @brucestewart5939 Рік тому

    The lady not laughing at the rat joke is obviously an activist.

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 4 місяці тому

    Even my brother and sister in law don't need 2 million acres to mate and they weigh over 600 lbs combined. Why would a rat 🐀 need that much land

  • @lelanjackson9244
    @lelanjackson9244 2 роки тому

    It's a bird it's a bird a damm bird

  • @jamedlock83
    @jamedlock83 Рік тому +2

    That's why teams are being forced to change their mascot names, because people are butt hurt about it. . . . ..

  • @Primalxbeast
    @Primalxbeast 2 роки тому +3

    This video end up on my feed on Earth day? Nice timing UA-cam.

  • @quartytypo
    @quartytypo 27 днів тому

    Reparations for animals now!