"I'm sure I'm turning on" | GTA:SA Random User Made Missions Speedruns

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2025

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  • @Joshimuz
    @Joshimuz  Рік тому +49

    Oops I forgot the Bingo link, sorry! I've been super duper busy this week with a bunch of stuff (trying to find a house to move to another city is pretty hard, I spend more time driving than streaming right now) so it's really a miracle I'm keeping a consistent upload schedule at all :P

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl Рік тому +2

      i though yu just move to Portsmouth change again

    • @syrnias2270
      @syrnias2270 Рік тому

      I bet having a reason to drive around a lot isn't all that bad for you 😄
      Good luck with your search!

  • @bruhSaintJohn
    @bruhSaintJohn Рік тому +57

    You know what would be cool for dyom?
    Weekly challenges.
    Like, you download a pack of missions that are updated every week (or dyom does it for you), and then you try to speedrun it. The missions could be either randomly selected or hand picked.

  • @2brk2hvhndl
    @2brk2hvhndl Рік тому +18

    Also about the mission in 42:51 "naggers" or "nag gang" is kinda a misspelled version of "Da Nang Gang". You kill various vietnamese gangsters later in the mission. I guess you can't take chances

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats Рік тому +4

      ambatukam

    • @funkintonbeardo
      @funkintonbeardo Рік тому +1

      I thought the mission was about women

    • @amnesia998
      @amnesia998 Рік тому +10

      What a time we live in where you have to instantly skip something because it contains the word "naggers".

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats Рік тому +6

      @@amnesia998 he only did it just in case tbh he has a right to be concerned

    • @2brk2hvhndl
      @2brk2hvhndl Рік тому +1

      @@amnesia998 Well considering bikers in America have been known to posses racist views, he chose the easy path.

  • @qerupasy
    @qerupasy Рік тому +43

    4:20 We will surely miss Jim, but let's face it: he was no James Kenneth.

    • @strahinjastevic7480
      @strahinjastevic7480 Рік тому +13

      RIP James Kenneth, miss you big man

    • @kristianmcconville
      @kristianmcconville Рік тому +9

      @@strahinjastevic7480 met James at an event once really funny very down to earth

    • @tolyo96
      @tolyo96 Рік тому +9

      I can't believe people have already forgotten about Bump...

    • @CollinMac96
      @CollinMac96 Рік тому +2

      What about Nathaniel *Bump* ?

    • @raflin.h_4634
      @raflin.h_4634 Рік тому

      ​@strahinjastevic7480

  • @CollinMac96
    @CollinMac96 Рік тому +30

    42:53 later on in the mission there’s an objective that says *hang that* [REDACTED] *From the tree* . Josh really dodged a really raunchy mission there

  • @TheLuchaBear
    @TheLuchaBear Рік тому +17

    Damn... those first couple of missions were actually alright. It's a shame the DYOM randomizer all of a sudden decided to put it on dumpsterfire mode.

  • @R1chRaR420
    @R1chRaR420 Рік тому +14

    Always a good day when Josh uploads DWOM

  • @Twig.
    @Twig. Рік тому +4

    38:02 Drive-Through penalty for Big Smoke - Jumping the start and gaining an advantage.

  • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
    @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Рік тому +25

    Been playing it since PS2 release, never noticed that Strip actually slows you down - I just thought that drivers there are scripted to keep certain speed. That's what I love about watching speedrunners, there's always some fun trivia to learn. Also "you fucking Albanian" doesn't have anything to do with Albania, I believe it's a referrence to polish "rap" group, Gang Albanii - I think they were still quite popular in 2018.

    • @BardiXOfficial
      @BardiXOfficial Рік тому +2

      What strip?

    • @kulasniegowa7551
      @kulasniegowa7551 Рік тому +2

      Las Venturas strip i reckon :PPPP

    • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
      @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Рік тому +1

      @@BardiXOfficial District in LV where, basically the main street where all major casinos are

    • @jelmar35
      @jelmar35 Рік тому

      I believe Albanians are generally disliked by Serbians

    • @boglurker2043
      @boglurker2043 Рік тому +3

      there's a lot of places that do that. the walk of fame in LS is another example. and the roads near the mall.

  • @whcw11
    @whcw11 Рік тому +3

    There are 6 ingredients in Carbonara including pasta and water. You really don't need a store bought sauce to make it. One of the easiest and tastiest pasta dishes out there.

  • @gamanzhiydanil
    @gamanzhiydanil Рік тому +4

    39:48 wow Josh finally read something the way it's written(kinda)! That has to be on a bingo sheet.

  • @joeycommet45
    @joeycommet45 Рік тому +8

    11:55 Famous last words.

  • @ColinTheShark
    @ColinTheShark Рік тому +17

    With the Bullet at 7:45, it was locked when you rolled up. You tried to enter when the sniper was alive, and it respawned the same bullet, but unlocked. That's actually really nicely done lol

    • @rei_frajernami_philleotardo
      @rei_frajernami_philleotardo Рік тому +3

      details details let s go

    • @BladeXRG
      @BladeXRG Рік тому +2

      Thanks mr. obvious

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Рік тому

      But in the mafia mission it didnt look like it respawned the buffalo, looked like it just got unlocked after killing the last enemy

  • @wilbo_baggins
    @wilbo_baggins Рік тому +6

    Mission: teleport to location instead of driving
    Game: that's too much fun for josh

  • @bastianlagos6601
    @bastianlagos6601 Рік тому +9

    02:10
    Josh: Drives on the wrong car lane
    Also Josh: Naturally crashes
    Also also Josh: b u s t e r d

  • @JohnPaulBuce
    @JohnPaulBuce Рік тому +2

    47:20 into the underground

  • @MiniMackeroni
    @MiniMackeroni Рік тому +3

    Eats the food BY LAW.

  • @Makaponpon
    @Makaponpon Рік тому +3

    man hungers for food while being tortured by missions made by children

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Рік тому +1

      Thats one way to describe it

  • @tomwol
    @tomwol Рік тому +36

    Josh you should take better care of your nutrition, we, the youtube audience, are worried for you

    • @danio6704
      @danio6704 Рік тому +6

      I agree

    • @moeinsp2027
      @moeinsp2027 Рік тому +4

      agree 👍

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 Рік тому +1

      I have electrical currents inside my brains which leads to neurons coming up with the conclusion of having the same idea in my mind as the neurons of the people of the 2 replies before me
      Yet I have no idea why. Ideas and thoughts are a mystery despite we ourselves experiencing them

    • @JDMROCKER95
      @JDMROCKER95 10 місяців тому

      Oh man the dude is hungry. lol is he not supposed to eat?

  • @2brk2hvhndl
    @2brk2hvhndl Рік тому +3

    The maverick at bayside spawns in dyom. As well as shamal in las venturas airport. Just giving you a heads up the next time you do dyom.

  • @markeister1560
    @markeister1560 Рік тому +1

    40:07 - 40:15 What an entrance!

  • @zCREz
    @zCREz Рік тому +1

    38:00 Id like to think this is canonically what the boys did in their younger years, growing up in grove st. I mean, at least they used to, before CJ fucked everythang up.

  • @tandoori8597
    @tandoori8597 Рік тому +2

    run starts at 1:29

  • @jshico3417
    @jshico3417 Рік тому

    2:00 my man out here doing NPC POV missions

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon Рік тому

    The run that ties together by chocolate and bingo.

  • @AnastasiosTsarouchas
    @AnastasiosTsarouchas Рік тому +2

    Top row is a bingo for Josh right?

  • @clem-hk2di
    @clem-hk2di Рік тому +2

    I don't get it, why did you skip the biker wars mission?

    • @syahminorizan8064
      @syahminorizan8064 8 місяців тому

      The N word

    • @clem-hk2di
      @clem-hk2di 8 місяців тому

      @@syahminorizan8064 so? GTA SA missions have the n word in several of them, it doesn't seem to cause any problem

  • @charliesoandso
    @charliesoandso Рік тому +3

    *laughs uncomfortably at chat spending a solid 5 minutes edgelording with the word naggers.*

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Рік тому

      I'll play the mission myself and tell you if they actually meant the word or not

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats Рік тому

      @@MaxerV19 what did it say

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Рік тому +2

      @@mudasbeats it didn't actually mean it, you just kill some random ped models after that and grab a briefcase
      None of them were black

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats Рік тому +3

      @@MaxerV19 they probably meant the da nag boys but it was a bad translation

  • @strahinjastevic7480
    @strahinjastevic7480 Рік тому +6

    34:41 Never seen an npc shoot from a bmx before

    • @BDozer666
      @BDozer666 Рік тому +4

      Also was he like a passenger on it?

  • @simearsov
    @simearsov Рік тому +1

    I think you should just insta-skip if a mission takes a bit longer to load. Its almost always worth it, you can do 2-5 missions in those 10+ minutes you waste on one.

  • @painkiller5565
    @painkiller5565 Рік тому +3

    When you gonna do your own mission Josh?

    • @painkiller5565
      @painkiller5565 Рік тому

      @WarDoggW5 better donate when hes streaming i guess

  • @ifeeIcoke
    @ifeeIcoke Рік тому

    Yeah you got a bingo this run josh.

  • @danio6704
    @danio6704 Рік тому +1

    Why is it that the green hue stayed after the base 69 mission?

  • @realcartoongirl
    @realcartoongirl Рік тому +7

    XD i was waiting for this

  • @MegaHellstrike
    @MegaHellstrike Рік тому

    Well I am looking forward to the next DYOM speedrun for sure, with the amount of terrible missions in this one the next one just has to be luckier haha

  • @noir_es
    @noir_es Рік тому

    Would be happy to hear about the speed limit on the Strip, how does that even work? Must be hard-coded I think...

  • @frate2727
    @frate2727 Рік тому

    Putting the bingo sheat into the description would be nice addition.

  • @p0werfu11
    @p0werfu11 Рік тому

    The energy of this video reminded me of English Ben.

  • @_raefactor
    @_raefactor Рік тому +1

    stomping the guy’s bench because the car was locked 😂

  • @anaveragejoehanginground
    @anaveragejoehanginground Рік тому

    Some tips to the runs: don't skip the mission unless it is long or has other obs (invisible checkpoint, long traveling and cases like the long hp npc) and if u skip an doable mission save it to play later during the run or either in another run.
    Btw that was an positive run? For real? I thought you did go 4-7 which basically i predicted but backwards lel

  • @Neraam_S
    @Neraam_S Рік тому

    yes josh, pilots are drivers, but without wheels

  • @landotrappin
    @landotrappin Рік тому

    Does anyone know what overlay he uses to show his keyboard inputs? I'd greatly appreciate it!

    • @Joshimuz
      @Joshimuz  Рік тому +4

      NoH Board

    • @landotrappin
      @landotrappin Рік тому

      @@Joshimuz Thank you kind sir! Do you have a link to that exact one?

  • @Lunchpacked180
    @Lunchpacked180 Рік тому +4

    42:51 I hate naggers too.. always nagging all the time... then again i do work in IT support...

    • @Jjdhjsjshshs
      @Jjdhjsjshshs Рік тому

      I had to do a double take with this comment 😂

  • @Lunchpacked180
    @Lunchpacked180 Рік тому +1

    4:02 OH NO! if only they had an ambulance or something...

  • @codar1937
    @codar1937 Рік тому

    Where did you put your 100k youtube plaque? Congrats on that milestone. At 103k and counting!

  • @crybabyhazel
    @crybabyhazel Рік тому

    At the beginning of the stream I'm sure he was turning on, but by the end he sure was turning off.

  • @neoqueto
    @neoqueto Рік тому +2

    I got bingo twice.
    The filled in slots looked like the symbol on the German flag between the years 1935 and 1945.
    On this day I did not manage to barely avoid racism.

  • @fab_81
    @fab_81 Рік тому

    11:46 "ok i love this miss-"
    *game crashes*

  • @user-vm9fp6sk6u
    @user-vm9fp6sk6u Рік тому +4

    that italian mafia mission was so aids

  • @rjskillz92
    @rjskillz92 Рік тому +8

    Josh sees a non-slur and just assumes the worst and instaskips for no reason, having already skipped 25% of the missions he has played. Fantastic.
    Edit: skipped 41% of the missions. Incredible.

  • @loffelkatze
    @loffelkatze Рік тому

    No bingo link down in the description joshAngery

  • @itskebiksons
    @itskebiksons Рік тому +1

    Missions passed, missions skipped. There also should be a game crashed counter

  • @anuspresley
    @anuspresley Рік тому

    33:18 what in the world was this jump

  • @julikos1243
    @julikos1243 Рік тому

    spoiler:
    he got 1 bingo

  • @ErikaHartmann
    @ErikaHartmann Рік тому +1

    God I love those and am always waiting for them.

  • @dannyDC2
    @dannyDC2 Рік тому

    no bingo for youtube 😔

  • @финик-с6ч
    @финик-с6ч Рік тому +1

    Ahh classic Groove Streat..

  • @HksF16
    @HksF16 Рік тому

    1:02:59 josh runs to kitchen.

  • @wos7331
    @wos7331 Рік тому +2

    Why it's called random user made missions instead of dwom?

  • @p0r0st
    @p0r0st Рік тому

    liked and subscribed

  • @chamooyy
    @chamooyy Рік тому +1

    LIQUID

  • @KoylTrane
    @KoylTrane Рік тому +2

    People who annoy you

  • @oliboy6204
    @oliboy6204 Рік тому +1

  • @KonsaiAsTai
    @KonsaiAsTai Рік тому

    For the algorithm.

  • @danko5678
    @danko5678 Рік тому

    In many missions you need to go somewhere, but moreover, you still need to return to complete the mission. Terrible game design

  • @gamanzhiydanil
    @gamanzhiydanil Рік тому

    RYMMDYOM

  • @liquid0001Squadalaxd
    @liquid0001Squadalaxd Рік тому +1

    Painfull run.

  • @thevaldis1167
    @thevaldis1167 Рік тому

    0 comments? Already 5!

  • @sinasouls
    @sinasouls Рік тому +5

    I get it, this random user made missions are easy content. but I don’t find watching them as amusing as other videos.
    sorry fanboys, not every comment has to be a compliment.

    • @debilniks
      @debilniks Рік тому +10

      if you dont like these types of videos then just dont watch them

    • @BardiXOfficial
      @BardiXOfficial Рік тому +4

      Understandable

    • @sinasouls
      @sinasouls Рік тому

      @@debilniks maybe Josh would like to hear some honest and respectful criticism! and btw it sounds like you didn’t like my comment, then according to your own logic, if you didn’t like what I said, why didn’t you just ignore it?

    • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
      @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Рік тому +3

      Well, this one was really awful

    • @Joshimuz
      @Joshimuz  Рік тому +10

      I don't blame you and the view count reflects this, but I don't have time for full fledged YT content (or even really stream) right now. Hopefully things change in the future.

  • @viktortarko9344
    @viktortarko9344 Рік тому +1

    0:22 not nice @vomitolento :(