+Tommy H1LF1G4R Communists are bad. Nazis are worst. Communists will kill you for your political beliefs while Nazis will kill you for your political beliefs along with being homosexual, disabled and simply not being Aryan. Totalitarian governments, whether it is Nazi or communist, simply suck as a whole. I don't understand why people would so willingly give up their whole freedom to the state.
i catch uber drivers from many nationalities and we have pretty good conversations. Many are doing Phds or Masters and I fly down from the a country area. So I give them a history lesson in Australia. They often ask how much convicts got paid to work for settlers. I tell them a roof over their head and food. Australia is a great country. And the people who built it, worked for nothing but to survive. And that's where mateship came from. Surviving with a little help from friends.
@Henzo8i8 lol nah it’s still fantastic. In America they’re declaring war on Disney, trying to overturn Roe vs Wade, and legalising child marriage so I think we’re doing pretty swell in comparison
Fun fact: when they tried to introduce Ubers in Italy taxi drivers called the syndacate and went to a lawsuit, because a taxi license is worth more than €50.000, and Ubers don't need it; long story short Ubers are now illegal in Italy. You have two options: Taxis and N.C.C. Taxis are taxis, you can find anything and you can just find one at the Taxi stop (they are not allowed to pick you up on the road) N.C.C. ("Noleggio Con Conducente", car rent with driver) are more expensive, and the worst you can find is a guy wearing a suit driving a black Mercedes E class, and you have to call it.
I paid 70 euros for a 5min drive years ago, as soon as I saw his car I knew I was fucked, that thing looked like it could fly off. Get the fuk outta here man. I ordered a simple taxi and I get a red carpet car. I had to work so I didnt have time to complain but rest assured that was the last time I called a taxi.
@simon right, because who wants a cheaper, pre-paid taxi service ordered through a simple app when they can ring up for an overpriced taxi & then fumble around at the end of it paying for the fare lol 🙄😳
I once had an uber driver tell me: "you must love food! your head is very round! Don't worry its not rude, I tell my wife that all the time!" lol poor wife
I agree Uber is usually the better option of the two, but I hope all Australians know that for every doller an uber driver makes 20% goes to uber and from that 20% Uber pays no tax, unlike the taxi industry Drive with whichever you like, just know Uber pays no tax back to Australia
Ubers are so much better than taxis, because they have no cash on them so it's safe, and they have a rating system for drivers so if a driver receives under a particular number of stars they are immediately investigated. There is also a rating for drivers to give to passengers so if a request comes up from a passenger with a past history of e.g. Violence the driver has the option to not accept them. Where as with taxis they have no information on their customers until they pick them up, which puts them as risk. Uber X is especially safe because they are just like ordering a private chauffeured car.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are the goat you are my favourite youTubers you inspire me a lot and help me laugh and be cheerful when I’m sad and upset about stuff and I’m happy that you guys have a UA-cam channel and I wish that you could post more and I can’t wait for your season two can’t wait Thank you for helping me get out of the situations you’re my favourite UA-cam is and I also can do the girl that Theo acts like with weird smile everyone says how do you do it and just laughing for like five minutes so thank you Theo everyone that acts you have made my life a lot better
i dont know about how sitting in the front seat has anything to do with manners i like the front seat because its easier to see the drivers GPS (to know if he is trying to rip me off) and besides who want to sit in the back anyway
I have used Smart Car which is basically in Adelaide long before Uber even existed was the default taxi alternative.friendly drive clean in a proper uniform always 100% focused on their job and better cars(I recall getting a Caprice from memory once)other experiences include a Skoda Superb and an Audi A6.defected to Buses in 2020 and 2021 as my airport transfer(J1 AND J2)on the way there with parent pick up on the return.I only once against my wishes used a Taxi due to the flight being early morning.never again if I can help it.
I have a mate whose done uber and taxi but nowadays drives buses for Torrens Transit in Adelaide,what a relief knowing on the services he is a driver on there are always passengers wanting a ride everyone has what we call in South Australia a Metro Card and it's almost a full bus all the time no waiting for hours for passengers and fares.
"NO, NO STAY IN THE CAR!" best part
NaughtyNinja94 IKR
shits part dumb ass
Alex Colak stfu. He aint wrong
Bmw 540i dam right
I swear
2:22 Who is the lucky lady hahahaha
It’s actually my boyfriend, max
GET OUT, GET OUT, NO NO STAY IN THE CAR!! STAY IN THE CAR!!
TURKASAURUSREX_ YOU DON’T MOVE OKAY?!
2:30
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That face when he says: " Who's the lucky lady"
😂😂😂😂 epic
Tommy H1LF1G4R dude im not gonna waste 6 and half hours watching your weird ass neo nazi propaganda
+sbbu no probs! Your communist liberal propaganda that you where brain washed with shall suffice for you then. Cheers mate. Tc
+Tommy H1LF1G4R
Communists are bad. Nazis are worst.
Communists will kill you for your political beliefs
while Nazis will kill you for your political
beliefs along with being homosexual, disabled and simply not being Aryan.
Totalitarian governments, whether it is Nazi or communist, simply suck as a whole. I don't understand why people would so willingly give up their whole freedom to the state.
+Joella Z Couldn't have said it better.
+Joella Z Question...
Where did you attain this information from?
"who is the lucky lady ?"
"its actually my boy friend max "
" GET OUT !!! "
No NO STAY IN THE CAR!
@@Kyle-Gosal STAY IN THE CAR
@@goldenempire6459 YOU DONT MOVE OK!?
@@killedtheradiostar1116 proceeds to drive off cliff
@@killedtheradiostar1116 *moves*
1:15 starts smiling trying not to laugh
African guy laughing was the best! :)
He is an indigenous Australian mate.
+Selah Krassenstein ....no he's not.
+Selah Krassenstein well his clearly not aboriginal
HOLY SHT PSYCO DAD!!!!!!!!! waz up
Devils Advocate racist aus kkk
*uber "so r u flying with virgin"
*Taxi "r u a virgin!
yeah we all watched the fucken vid
@@regandavis1950 what a wet blanket
@@regandavis1950 anger issues?
Change u r Chep thing
@@harjitsingh8641 wut
"my insurance cost me 5 dollars... and I can also eat with it" had me dying (figuratively)
It also has a lot of people dying literally.
Hilarious
Bro added a parentheses and thought we wouldn’t notice
“so who is the lucky lady” “.... uhh it’s actually my boyfriend Max” “...... GET OUT OF THE CAR.... NO NO STAY IN THE CAR, STAY IN THE CAR” 🤣🤣🤣💀
Did the right thing😂😂
Hahahaha
2:23 best part
LMAO SO TRUE
That part killed me 😄 🤣
Can you dedicate a video entirely to bloopers?
Sidney Norris Jesus Christ seven years ago I was 3
@@iplaygrowtopia9639 bruh
@@iplaygrowtopia9639 then your not old enough for a YT Account
I keep watching this just because how do we get that Taxi driver in real life?
You want to lay him?
Go to america
I'm sorry but Uber/Lyft is over populated now and drivers are not make a living wage however taxi drives can
Pyronex l
hella hella I live in Bankstown it's true LOL
When superwog uploads another video it's like Christmas!!
Comes around once every year
So true hahaha
+Donald Trump k
*it is Christmas every time at their rate lol
i catch uber drivers from many nationalities and we have pretty good conversations. Many are doing Phds or Masters and I fly down from the a country area. So I give them a history lesson in Australia. They often ask how much convicts got paid to work for settlers. I tell them a roof over their head and food. Australia is a great country. And the people who built it, worked for nothing but to survive. And that's where mateship came from. Surviving with a little help from friends.
wow what a great story
Back to prison colony it is mate
@Henzo8i8 lol nah it’s still fantastic. In America they’re declaring war on Disney, trying to overturn Roe vs Wade, and legalising child marriage so I think we’re doing pretty swell in comparison
You forgot about the boot on their neck that exists to this day
I heard that the most aggressive racists are in Australia....
Fun fact: when they tried to introduce Ubers in Italy taxi drivers called the syndacate and went to a lawsuit, because a taxi license is worth more than €50.000, and Ubers don't need it; long story short Ubers are now illegal in Italy.
You have two options: Taxis and N.C.C.
Taxis are taxis, you can find anything and you can just find one at the Taxi stop (they are not allowed to pick you up on the road)
N.C.C. ("Noleggio Con Conducente", car rent with driver) are more expensive, and the worst you can find is a guy wearing a suit driving a black Mercedes E class, and you have to call it.
50000 euros?
@@whooshifgay Yes, because Italian laws!
I paid 70 euros for a 5min drive years ago, as soon as I saw his car I knew I was fucked, that thing looked like it could fly off. Get the fuk outta here man. I ordered a simple taxi and I get a red carpet car. I had to work so I didnt have time to complain but rest assured that was the last time I called a taxi.
You can order NCCs through Uber now. I was there a few weeks ago and used Uber in Rome a few times.
1:03 Cringe
White people...
Aaron A. Aaronson Amirite?
Great vibes! *puts on Native American headdress*, *goes to Indian food restaraunt and only orders butter chicken*, *goes to salon and gets dreadlocks*
Don't forget 0:03 as well. "Hey yeah Uber!" worst acting I've seen on superwog
CHRIST ALMIGHTY! HE'S SCOOPING A FART INTO HER FACE! /O.o\ !!!!!
i hope Uber paid you for advertising them.
Guled Musa ooooo, burn
I hope your stupid over priced taxi services get eliminated within 5 years MAXIMUM.
ToxicCookie man shut your stupid ass up Uber is trash
@simon right, because who wants a cheaper, pre-paid taxi service ordered through a simple app when they can ring up for an overpriced taxi & then fumble around at the end of it paying for the fare lol 🙄😳
@@wvvw4036 ???????????????????
Omg this video killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"ohhh my testicles"
RIKKI Yt LMAO
RikkixLegend lmao
😂😂😂😂
Same lmao
Who says testicles brooo, that’s what made me laugh lmao
"GET OUT! GET OUT!"
"NO NO! STAY IN THE CAR! STAY IN THE CAR! DONT MOVE!"
*ok.*
2:07 “no, i want to skype”
explain please this is the only thing i dont getin the video
@@matthew9001 when someone leaves something in the taxi theres no way of getting it back so the drivers keep it
"how ar-" "GOOD"
"My insurance policy cost me 5 dollars and I can also eat with it".
Haha golden, mate!
what does he mean by that
@@supremevids3102 he’s holding a sword, it cost him 5$ he can threaten people for insurance money and eat them too
Wog vs Aussie, Shark Tank?
yes!
yes!
YESSSSSSSS
Haha, Dead.
Potenti4lz z
The way he says "who is the lucky lady" always has me in stitches😂😂
"I support 3 children in world vision" 😂😂😂😂
2 videos in a year? Holy shit world must be ending
7 videis
xD
I love it when Superwog makes a new video! It's such an exiting time. 😂
Love that first bit where his voice just becomes more garbled when he shouts "did you want taxi"
1:50
"...Just give me a hand job and we're done.."
I'm dead😂
How come you can’t spell job smh… It’s Blow Job!!
@@tyot8157 auto correct I think...
I once left my backpack in a taxi. After a long time of worrying, the hotel informed us he had dropped it off at the entrance. Great guy!
taxi drivers always go the long way to build up the fee
I agree, but never happens with me because I always tell them where to go
yeah don't come yelling taxi taxi when u need one because ur uber duber dint show up or fucking u up with surchargeing LOL BYE BEEETCHH
302jassy ?
FIXED:*Yeah don't come yelling: "Taxi, taxi!" when your 'Uber' driver didn't show up or mess you up by giving you an expensive fee. Goodbye you dog.*
same
Google water dafug😂😂😂
Drivers should have been swapped around, Uber is fucking dodgy.
ur dodgey
woah so edgy
+Big Lez Lez mate whats going on
and a taxi driver couldn't do the same? Uber drivers go through police background checks and are constantly monitored
Just like taxi drivers, I presume?
2:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “GET OUT GET OUT! STAY IN THE CAR STAY IN THE CAR! DO NOT MOVE!!!
0:06 so true!
Ikr
You guys never fail at making entertaining videos. xD
This will never get old.
HAHAHAHAHA! You guys are cray cray
Cougar Boys 2018
Cougar Boys hey guys.
Holy shit cougar boys :D
Yous should do videos woth these cunts
Yo didnt expect you here bois
Hey its the safar bros
That part when he said “you can talk to me like we are best friends” he nearly lost it lol 😂😂
"you talk too much , I charge you 55". Lol
I absolutely love every video you guys make, wogs for life
2:37 uber isth going to destroy the tacksthi Industry, and tacksthies aren't gonna do anything about it
Lol
shame dont mock the guy everyone has flaws
Bro that's not even funny. He obviously has something wrong with his mouth.
Emma A it’s a joke.....
@@samweiss792 still what if you had some sort of disability would you like me to make fun of you
The entire time I bet they were trying not to laugh
II_4_R_Z_II ew gta wack
No shit sherlock
2:23 funniest shit i ever witnessed 😂😂😂
2:20 there’s a stowaway in the backseat 🤭
That s max
0:42 She try so hard not to laugh 😂
"STAY IN THE CAR, YOU DON'T MOVE O.K!!!!!!!!"
Lost my shit 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I once had an uber driver tell me: "you must love food! your head is very round! Don't worry its not rude, I tell my wife that all the time!"
lol poor wife
1:09 the music is so appropriate 😄
Me who has been only in a taxi: I confirm
0:25 who is that in the background
Slenderman
Jimes105 lol
Jayzzz 123 Kinda creeping me out
where?
mike myres
the Uber part is cringe
BEST MOMENTS OF GRAND THEFT AUTO lol ikr
The white girl is really cringe when she’s in the uber
@Billy Schmidt English
That was the intention I think
@Billy Schmidt says the person who has no subscribers
Superwog deserves 2 million subs
1:05 oh my GOD AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA HE EVEN SMELT IT FIRST AHHAAHAH
She gagged😂😂😂
*"Get out, get out! NO stay in the car!, stay in the car!!"* lmao
Damnnn superwog got dem dollars, he used an actual taxi
ford ex taxis are super bloody cheap
he just put on a box on the car
holy shit you guys never fail to make the best comedy on youtube!
1:00 I died when he waved his fart😂
1:25 Anyone notice that Theo is trying so hard not to laugh xD
Theo?
@@dp4advanced234 that’s his name
I Died When He Pulled Out The Machete At 0:48
A guy preparing to display his special talent of waterbottle flipping in the window at 0:25 😂
Wog vs Aussie: Online Dating next
I agree Uber is usually the better option of the two, but I hope all Australians know that for every doller an uber driver makes 20% goes to uber and from that 20% Uber pays no tax, unlike the taxi industry
Drive with whichever you like, just know Uber pays no tax back to Australia
funny video
Probably not going to see any difference in our day to day lives from them not paying tax.
Kurtis Knight Do you think taxi drivers pay full tax?
The drivers pay tax to australia because you need an ABN to be an Uber driver
@@stephaniapaul2901 exactly
"Hey Taxi, did you order Taxi?" Good one
This video is a masterpiece
"I'm just letting you know, I support three children with world vision"
XD dying someone call for help
Where's the notification squad at?
+Vlaka lol
Here
Right here
YO MAAM
Ayeee
"I'm just letting you know I support three children in world vision." 😂
“It’s actually my boyfriend max”
Get out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bt why did he said again to stay in the car
@@needon3762 I haven’t watched it in a while but I’m pretty sure to crash the car or something
I’m actually dying this never gets old I swear to god💀😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Uber is terrible and awkward and there have been a lot of creepy stalkers that are uber drivers too
Then they get rated 1 star and uber does an investigation
killerjerick mcjerick I hope so because its kind of scary
Ubers are so much better than taxis, because they have no cash on them so it's safe, and they have a rating system for drivers so if a driver receives under a particular number of stars they are immediately investigated. There is also a rating for drivers to give to passengers so if a request comes up from a passenger with a past history of e.g. Violence the driver has the option to not accept them. Where as with taxis they have no information on their customers until they pick them up, which puts them as risk.
Uber X is especially safe because they are just like ordering a private chauffeured car.
+Mim Hart Totally agree.
+Mim Hart
in Melbourne you can now set up an account with 13CABS... just like uber does. oh, and you're not going to get bill shock after a taxi ride.
PLS DO "If superwog was on the xfactor/the voice/Australia's got talent" !!
i love how the african guy breaks out of character hahahahah
I love the comparisons
‘I can eat with my insurance’ LOL
0:30 Did anyone notice the guy standing behind the driver's window?
Hi, it's been five yrs and no one liked and commented on ur commented so I'ma give u a like and a comment and yes I did notice ty hope u still alive
@@BIGUCE685hey look out for the titan submarine my guy
the moment when he tells that guy to get out, than tells him don't move. hahaha
Who else re-watched this video like 10 times cause it's hilarious?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are the goat you are my favourite youTubers you inspire me a lot and help me laugh and be cheerful when I’m sad and upset about stuff and I’m happy that you guys have a UA-cam channel and I wish that you could post more and I can’t wait for your season two can’t wait Thank you for helping me get out of the situations you’re my favourite UA-cam is and I also can do the girl that Theo acts like with weird smile everyone says how do you do it and just laughing for like five minutes so thank you Theo everyone that acts you have made my life a lot better
The first minute of this video is top 5 funniest things I have seen in my life. Comedy gold guys
Who sits in the front seat of a taxi anyway?
We do in Australia to show manners to the driver.
i dont know about how sitting in the front seat has anything to do with manners
i like the front seat because its easier to see the drivers GPS
(to know if he is trying to rip me off)
and besides who want to sit in the back anyway
true i guess
but very few drivers i have been with actually feel like talking during the ride
Come to think of it, I have actually never rode a taxi by myself, it's always with friends or family...
i live by myself so almost all my cab rides are just me and the driver lol
1:25 haoweda My Age ? Yeah, howedaya
This is so relatable. I have never been in an Uber, but pretty much every Silver Service is like that
I have used Smart Car which is basically in Adelaide long before Uber even existed was the default taxi alternative.friendly drive clean in a proper uniform always 100% focused on their job and better cars(I recall getting a Caprice from memory once)other experiences include a Skoda Superb and an Audi A6.defected to Buses in 2020 and 2021 as my airport transfer(J1 AND J2)on the way there with parent pick up on the return.I only once against my wishes used a Taxi due to the flight being early morning.never again if I can help it.
As someone who's taken both, this is a 100% accurate description! XD
Luv it, this is the second short movie I've watched and now its official I'm subscribing.
2:54
When you and your friends work at an iPhone store and the XR is coming out and the flock rolls in
last uber I took, I paid him in flippers
*slowclaps
u should be flipped bak to england 😂😂😂 u fukin bumm
Anyone else spot the head at 02:18
Behind the gay guy?
Yeah
no what are you talking about
haha yeah someone's in the backseat!!!!!
Okay I see now
I feel like she was legit shocked when Nathan slapped her arm
"AH, MY TESTICALS!" got me 🤣
2:58 was that the twin cam corolla that comes with 6 months registration
Please make a State of Origin Edition: Queenslanders vs New South Walers
"Get out!! Get out!! No, NO!! Stay in the car, STAY IN THE CAR! you don't move OK!!" best part lol
the crazy angry cab driver has talent and should become a standup comedian!
“Give it to me” “no I wanna Skype” 🤣🤣
bro can someone explain this to me i have no idea what it means
@@pbuj skype is a communication company
The shooting bit at the end was fucking gold
As a part time uber driver... This is entirely true except we don't get paid nearly enough and customers expect too much.
Now they charge too much
I have a mate whose done uber and taxi but nowadays drives buses for Torrens Transit in Adelaide,what a relief knowing on the services he is a driver on there are always passengers wanting a ride everyone has what we call in South Australia a Metro Card and it's almost a full bus all the time no waiting for hours for passengers and fares.
Uber & taxi drivers are fighting to make a living, I've heard from a family friend who was a cab driver.
0:06 to 0:11 and 0:13 to 0:17
I don’t get it..
@@trippa3553 hes saysing that the man is nice but rough
"GET OUT! NO STAY IN THE CAR!!!" now that was hilarious 🤣😆😂
who's the lucky lady it's actually my boyfriend Matt get out get out get out😀😂😂😂
Donkey they aren’t Muslim
Max ya cock
Max not matt
Donkey wtf are you on about dumbass
Donkey is a bipolar gay which got triggered by that part so he decided to blame it on Islam.