Using Glitches and Tricks to Beat Real Life

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  • @EpicCookie97
    @EpicCookie97 3 роки тому +28832

    I'm an NPC, scripted to like this video.

    • @MysteryPlayz750
      @MysteryPlayz750 3 роки тому +186

      *Beep* *Boop*

    • @sansnitizer
      @sansnitizer 3 роки тому +22

      I see

    • @chenzhaowei2926
      @chenzhaowei2926 3 роки тому +12

      Noise I did the same also , does that mean I’m same as u ?

    • @furchad3574
      @furchad3574 3 роки тому +70

      I'm an NPC, scripted to like this comment.

    • @volgren
      @volgren 3 роки тому +20

      Hi an NPC, I'm dad

  • @AleksWorkshop
    @AleksWorkshop 3 роки тому +10815

    Instructions unclear, stuck in Xen

  • @ACoderPerson
    @ACoderPerson 3 роки тому +7793

    Fun fact: if you go past the height limit without a spacesuit you get to meet the developer.

    • @theironycomedy6
      @theironycomedy6 3 роки тому +214

      big brain

    • @astr0head
      @astr0head 3 роки тому +92

      I love this comment

    • @pixels3466
      @pixels3466 3 роки тому +58

      The first thing you have to do to meet the dev in the fastes why is to uhm turn on the menu go back to level 1 when you get born you have to back hop out of the room and go find the food your allergic from or just find a knife after you find the food your allergic from you have to eat it in the quickest way possible after that you can meet the developer now

    • @fikrithekaneko4613
      @fikrithekaneko4613 3 роки тому +11

      LMAO WTF

    • @ImLemon7274
      @ImLemon7274 3 роки тому +8

      You mean Frank?

  • @DanteRavioli
    @DanteRavioli 2 роки тому +2505

    Instructions unclear. Got stuck in Japan without a passport and am currently living under a bridge. Please help

    • @NovatrimAnima
      @NovatrimAnima 2 роки тому +53

      Use bug

    • @helenehodges3789
      @helenehodges3789 2 роки тому +111

      Reload from last save the game normally auto saves around the age of 13 then later at the age of 27 so as long as you don’t run version 1.3.2.3 or under it will be fine as they didn’t have the auto saves in back then

    • @theunknown6531
      @theunknown6531 2 роки тому +25

      if your under bridge file 32719274934729914423686 you can slightly clip through the floor using a pickaxe, and pencil and you will then find a dev room with a 4 code pass, you can skip this by compressing yourself into the wall 4 inches to the right of the pass code as they didn't set up collisions there for some reason. Don't worry I tried this myself, and it works though I still haven't figured a way out without having to load the last checkpoint.

    • @Thatraiderswagkid
      @Thatraiderswagkid 2 роки тому +4

      60th like and I wish I could help

    • @awanderingperson708
      @awanderingperson708 2 роки тому +34

      If you still have the pickaxe, wedge yourself directly under the corner where the bridge meets the other side, and then step on it. You should be able to partially clip yourself into the ground after a few tries. Spam wasd/arrow keys to get out of the bridge; once you do, you'll be launched really far. Make sure you make a save before doing it though, because the direction you'll be launched in will be highly unpredictable. Quick tip, if you end up not landing in water, enter and exit the game(after saving). This makes the game think that you're falling from the height you exited the save, not from the actual height you were falling from.

  • @banoofar8297
    @banoofar8297 3 роки тому +2217

    Is this how lucid dreaming is like?

    • @aterrarian5863
      @aterrarian5863 2 роки тому +56

      yep in a nutshell

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 2 роки тому +39

      only without the calm commentary of what's going on
      Honestly it's fun to think that I had dreams of basically this 1:26 but wasn't in any way informed of game bugs like this at that time

    • @FlipThoseTitle
      @FlipThoseTitle 2 роки тому +1

      This is so true

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah. Once I opened up a door only to find a galaxy inside. Then the room disappeared. Then I disappeared. Seeing stars in all directions.
      It was the most surreal experience of my entire life.

    • @DontbeaGoof
      @DontbeaGoof 2 роки тому +4

      Can confirm. It takes some time and concentration but once you get the hang of it you can fly, walk through walls, and other impossible things.

  • @miller44
    @miller44 3 роки тому +5233

    I feel like this is actually how Desinc travels and he doesn’t understand that it isn’t normal

  • @TerribleUsernameAmirite
    @TerribleUsernameAmirite 3 роки тому +6579

    For a April fools video this is high effort af

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 3 роки тому +11

      obviously

    • @TerribleUsernameAmirite
      @TerribleUsernameAmirite 3 роки тому +41

      @Nem Gam Boi I was going to correct it but can’t be bothered

    • @breaktrace
      @breaktrace 3 роки тому +3

      @@TerribleUsernameAmirite same

    • @puh8825
      @puh8825 3 роки тому +78

      It's probably the highest effort video that's gonna be posted today

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 3 роки тому +23

      damn I didn't even think off it as an april fools prank
      just a normal desinc video

  • @Creaminaid
    @Creaminaid 2 роки тому +383

    i just learned a glitch, if you fill up your bathtub then if you start draining it while you are crouching, then you will be able to swim on air and that can easily get you through the "locked in bathroom" part.

    • @the_gaming_master
      @the_gaming_master 2 роки тому +2

      there is another bug, if you jump then crouch in the corner of a wall you can get out of bounds

    • @jaari2032
      @jaari2032 2 роки тому +4

      @@the_gaming_master I tried that glitch and found an area with all the models and stuff

    • @CorMikeYT
      @CorMikeYT 2 місяці тому

      I tried that bug too, I started violently thrashing through the walls and now i'm in this weird unused yellow place. Looks like a hotel, but somebody pissed on the walls.@@jaari2032

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 2 місяці тому

      Why are you locked in the bathroom?

  • @Jojo-on7pk
    @Jojo-on7pk 2 роки тому +96

    jokes aside, deer following you around has to be some of the cutest shit I've ever seen

    • @liveguy1186
      @liveguy1186 4 місяці тому

      I think it's a feature that god made like chickens following you after you interact with them

  • @SourceRuns
    @SourceRuns 3 роки тому +9336

    This is pure genius. I loved every second of this video. Completely lost my shit at the axe to Japan

    • @broccoliman5003
      @broccoliman5003 3 роки тому

      LAI;JE8SMAAOKFMDISKSL4)$)A:FKDL

    • @alnval
      @alnval 3 роки тому +13

      yes

    • @PossumOnAVacuum
      @PossumOnAVacuum 3 роки тому +17

      DeSinc is better than Msushi and Can’tEven and ever other rubber for SourceRuns

    • @aeyde
      @aeyde 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @SourceRuns
      @SourceRuns 3 роки тому +9

      @Frank Lloyd Wright yeah it was in Japan. Must’ve teleported there.

  • @Hysteria98
    @Hysteria98 3 роки тому +3986

    Well so far this guy's won April Fools.

    • @jeynarl
      @jeynarl 3 роки тому +16

      When Google refused to play, this guy totally delivered

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 3 роки тому +6

      After no further deliberation (and it now being the 2nd) I have deduced that this video is indeed the peak Fooling of April. Good jobb 👍

    • @GoodieM8
      @GoodieM8 3 роки тому +9

      He won last year as well

    • @caranguejo2269
      @caranguejo2269 3 роки тому +1

      you suck at cooking is at 2° place

    • @hasuuuu
      @hasuuuu 3 роки тому +1

      Wait....this is not real?

  • @verlatenn
    @verlatenn Рік тому +6

    bro really bought a professional drone to emulate bhopping irl

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 роки тому +41

    Finally found this video. Might try the first glitch if I ever get stuck in a softlock, awesome video! :)

  • @SSCminion
    @SSCminion 3 роки тому +4535

    This is the best quality april fools joke I think I've seen.

    • @aprcuulestdude9076
      @aprcuulestdude9076 3 роки тому +82

      What do you mean April fools joke? Are these glitches patched?

    • @TobsterStrudel
      @TobsterStrudel 3 роки тому +2

      Please go watch TheLockingPickingLawyer April fools, it's hilarious.

    • @frodo34x
      @frodo34x 3 роки тому

      It's good, but it's not even top 5 for DeSinc April Fools

    • @robiimadot.9273
      @robiimadot.9273 3 роки тому +13

      @@aprcuulestdude9076 unfortunatly yes, i used the axe glitch method to go different places, but now i stuck in Brazil.

    • @smuglife64gaming21
      @smuglife64gaming21 3 роки тому

      Wdym april fool's joke isn't it real?

  • @josephstalin51
    @josephstalin51 3 роки тому +2433

    I never knew you could skip the dog section that’s incredible

    • @blueberries8985
      @blueberries8985 3 роки тому +81

      If you only knew that before sending Laika into space.

    • @tritonwe8937
      @tritonwe8937 3 роки тому +4

      @@blueberries8985 lmfao

    • @cicco2335
      @cicco2335 3 роки тому

      That Joseph is not a Mario Stalin

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 3 роки тому +5

      Question is: why would you skip the dog?

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 3 роки тому +8

      @@blueberries8985 I'm gonna ruin your joke.
      Stalin was *d e a d* when the Soviet Space Programme was going on

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan Рік тому +30

    1:02 I love how he trips attempting to accelerated backhop

  • @francismoree
    @francismoree 2 роки тому +207

    Unfortunately, all the tricks he showed only work if you selected the, "Explorer" Class and are in a First World Starting Zone.
    If you currently just finished the 18 year tutorial and are now in College or Trade School selecting what Spec you should go for, be aware that most Classes and builds won't have access to these high mobility options and instead will be crippled with a huge Financial Debuff for the next few years that usually makes you go back to your Starting Zone before finally being able to leave and get more movement options. In truth, It's really hard to beat Real Life with glitches, since most of them have a high chance of causing an instant game over if done wrong.
    For the players set to Legendary Difficulty and starting in a Third World Zone, just know the level grind will take much longer and the Tutorial is much harder. So hard in fact, that you may actually get a game over...in the Tutorial Phase. So I recommend a glitchless run for anyone located here, as it's just not worth rage quitting constantly from the constant game overs you'll add on top of the already difficult playthrough.

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us 2 роки тому +14

      Note that the financial debuff you mention only occurs if you happen to spawn in the united states

    • @Bonniegeek
      @Bonniegeek 2 роки тому +4

      im already Level 13 bro just 5 more levels to go

    • @miyakothug3142
      @miyakothug3142 2 роки тому +2

      Third world gang where u at :(

    • @mineirotv1930
      @mineirotv1930 2 роки тому +1

      lvl 21 third world player here, i can relate to all of this.

    • @panconqueso53
      @panconqueso53 Рік тому +2

      You can actually do this in level 6 and other levels (You can't do it anymore when you reach level 12 because of the obligatory quests you have to do)
      It's easier because since you weight lower you can get sent fliying easier (You are also faster) giving you the ability to skip some parts that are needed to acess in other speedruns
      So basically being at level 6-11 is the best way to speedrun
      Note:the bad thing is that youre weaker in those levels
      Sorry if i mispelled something,i am mexican

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 3 роки тому +5368

    This isn't an April Fools video, it's a genuine compilation of some of your best moments remade in a real life format, and it's hilarious.

    • @poo2uhaha
      @poo2uhaha 3 роки тому +371

      thanks for making that clear, I was genuinely confused at first (like, people can't fly! rofl), you must be some kind of genius to have worked that one out!

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 3 роки тому +455

      @@poo2uhaha I sure am

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 роки тому +910

      @@poo2uhaha don't inflate his ego

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 3 роки тому +415

      @@poo2uhaha don't listen to him, do it

    • @xad1809
      @xad1809 3 роки тому +94

      @@DeSinc decum

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 3 роки тому +5682

    I hear the 100% runs for this take ages

    • @octane5648
      @octane5648 3 роки тому +17

      ratio

    • @ireadysucks3026
      @ireadysucks3026 3 роки тому +73

      aren’t you able to do it in 9 months if you just die when your born

    • @itsbageltime
      @itsbageltime 3 роки тому +132

      Bro it takes practically a whole lifetime

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 3 роки тому +3

      A lifetime

    • @harrylambda
      @harrylambda 3 роки тому +16

      yeah idk why people speedrun the whole thing without breaks

  • @qorso
    @qorso 2 роки тому +49

    i love how for the japan bit he doesn't even do any glitches and tricks its just funny jokes about japan

  • @AdminHouse
    @AdminHouse 3 роки тому +25

    Man, I remember this version of Real Life! I remember when my Mother Figure started walking off a bridge and walking in the air, and then T-posing before going into a fall animation. That’s how I lost my mother figure in that run!

  • @walula
    @walula 3 роки тому +2687

    I thought we were getting an april fools joke but instead we got an out of season christmas gift

  • @jakubzeleny2505
    @jakubzeleny2505 3 роки тому +4091

    I probably have an patched version. I can't do half of the tricks but cool.

    • @medmedmedmed_.
      @medmedmedmed_. 3 роки тому +63

      yeah me too but my version is 2.0.1.2 but i still can't use this tips and trick. weird

    • @trailjaeger
      @trailjaeger 3 роки тому +9

      You mean you can't do half life the tricks in the video.

    • @bright9329
      @bright9329 3 роки тому +9

      Which ones still work for you? I cant seem to do any of them :/

    • @Edmund.
      @Edmund. 3 роки тому +31

      Damn where can I get previous patches? Lately there's virus in it

    • @TheInevitableMan
      @TheInevitableMan 3 роки тому +7

      You can't do half of them in life, it's 2 bad.

  • @sarifecp4835
    @sarifecp4835 Рік тому +6

    This is the exact depiction of weird dreams you remember but cannot explain 🤣🌌

  • @madeonearth3429
    @madeonearth3429 2 роки тому +68

    have you done this with a drone?
    it looks sooo good lmao

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  2 роки тому +50

      you guessed it

    • @rekto5781
      @rekto5781 2 роки тому +2

      @@DeSinc what is the model of the drone tho

    • @moseni
      @moseni 2 роки тому +1

      @@rekto5781 mavic 2 zoom

  • @Numberer1
    @Numberer1 3 роки тому +2657

    Oh so that's how you do it...

  • @abhisekbus
    @abhisekbus 3 роки тому +560

    "If life gives you lemons, do a prop jump with those lemons to reach the next area" - DeSinc probably

    • @tuna3977
      @tuna3977 3 роки тому +4

      instructions unclear, made a lemonade

    • @topminator1667
      @topminator1667 3 роки тому +1

      instructions unclear, accidentally set life's house on fire

  • @user-xs3ow5rn9l
    @user-xs3ow5rn9l 2 роки тому +6

    I'm watching from Japan. Your video is very interesting. :)

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  2 роки тому +3

      ありがとうね ( ・ω・)

  • @empty9623
    @empty9623 2 роки тому +9

    Also as the class "parkourer", if you do the 1st glitch while wall running on the grass that has glitched hitboxes, you can get flung at a whopping rate of 6942 miles per hour! Use that to get to Japan because it's really far from the spawn.

  • @viberadio3886
    @viberadio3886 3 роки тому +3126

    “Oh no we live in a simulation”
    DeSinc: Initiate an accelerated back hop...

    • @godzillafan9115
      @godzillafan9115 3 роки тому +71

      I feel like if life was a simulation, you know there will be people trying to attempt this shit all the time. Why try to escape when you can have fun like this.

    • @Ryan-jb7fy
      @Ryan-jb7fy 3 роки тому +16

      @@godzillafan9115 There are people trying, you just aren’t one of them, they have their own simulation we all have our own simulation.

    • @XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX
      @XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX 3 роки тому +7

      "WE'RE ALL A SIMULATION"
      *anyways*

    • @aceathor
      @aceathor 3 роки тому +2

      He need a new graphic card because the graphics are ugly !
      Or it's done on purpose to speed up the fluidity of reality.

    • @catree5700
      @catree5700 2 роки тому

      I mean, if you actually did this in real life, you do get speed because of how the body does stuff

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 3 роки тому +494

    I can never skip the dog in my speedruns. I know it's optimal to just glitch past him, but he's such a good boy.

  • @DSpeed.
    @DSpeed. 2 роки тому +2

    I love how many references there are in this.

  • @unverifiedapk
    @unverifiedapk 2 роки тому +3

    Nice touch with the 「」on the 「LOUD GAMING」

  • @3p1ks
    @3p1ks 3 роки тому +1442

    Some people: were living in a simulation
    DeSinc:

    • @4stroh1gheg02
      @4stroh1gheg02 3 роки тому +41

      just do an accelerated bhop off this cliff here

    • @morlordca
      @morlordca 3 роки тому +24

      “Alright we’re gonna do an accelerated backhop, and spin counter clockwise as we grab the shovel and use it to boost ourselves onto this ledge. At this point the simulation is pretty much over”

    • @3p1ks
      @3p1ks 3 роки тому +2

      wtf this comment hit 1k real fucking quick

    • @blinded6502
      @blinded6502 3 роки тому +3

      We live in a society, not in simulation

  • @Konichu35
    @Konichu35 3 роки тому +966

    instructions wrong broke my ankle

  • @Gurt013
    @Gurt013 2 роки тому +2

    there is also another glitch that when you put too much corpses in the fridge and it reached its limit, then you will be thrown at the prison directly without the cops knowing

  • @thomwalks
    @thomwalks 11 місяців тому +2

    Real life might be my most played video game honestly, it's defninitely not the best but it holds a special place in my heart.

  • @Hoparistic
    @Hoparistic 3 роки тому +496

    Imagine knowing enough about a game to consistently make flawless game movements in real life

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 3 роки тому +12

      time to learn the source engine in-and-out so i can break physics irl. watch out, god

    • @laquica5146
      @laquica5146 3 роки тому +1

      It's actually pretty easy, you just need to hover the drone at an eye-level altitude to simulate that game camera look and record video at 60fps. also some clever editing tricks

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 3 роки тому +2

      we will become source engine physicians

    • @Hoparistic
      @Hoparistic 3 роки тому

      @@testhekid you got the right idea, but I think a physician is a human health doctor

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 3 роки тому +1

      @@Hoparistic we need a better name for it

  • @proxleywirdvo
    @proxleywirdvo 3 роки тому +1952

    I shat myself when he accelerated backhop

  • @skipslash7367
    @skipslash7367 7 місяців тому +3

    when you tell a speedrunner to go outside

  • @mersilvaureus1525
    @mersilvaureus1525 2 роки тому +9

    I'll use this on my second playthrough. Gonna do my blind playthrough vanilla

  • @sebatini962
    @sebatini962 3 роки тому +344

    This might just be the greatest use of a drone of all time

    • @kttkat
      @kttkat 3 роки тому +79

      what do you mean drone? desinc is a professional and does his own stunts

    • @SweetMargonade
      @SweetMargonade 3 роки тому +21

      @@kttkat he’s calling desinc a drone from his inhuman skills

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 3 роки тому +2

      @@SweetMargonade what if we actually ask DeSinc to be do our usually drone-assisted projects

    • @orcus7877
      @orcus7877 3 роки тому +2

      What drone?

    • @SSccoorrpp
      @SSccoorrpp 3 роки тому +3

      His name is DeSinc an android sent by cyberlife

  • @masterninjacoder9273
    @masterninjacoder9273 2 роки тому +6

    I love the editing to make it look real and the drone flying :)
    good job

  • @satoshihiro1590
    @satoshihiro1590 2 роки тому +7

    0:32 "once your riding the goose"

  • @henryboyer6425
    @henryboyer6425 3 роки тому +1489

    I can't wait to see how DeSinc managed to do an accelerated back hop in real life.

  • @RemiScutlet
    @RemiScutlet 3 роки тому +3098

    it's scary how smooth the camera and editing is

    • @gus9351
      @gus9351 3 роки тому +348

      It's probably a really good drone, or the footage is trimmed so it's always stable

    • @zeruela06
      @zeruela06 3 роки тому +426

      @@gus9351 nah he just learned to fly its not a drone

    • @user-lr2rw8od8p
      @user-lr2rw8od8p 3 роки тому +277

      There is no editing lmao he is just speedrunning

    • @sharcc2511
      @sharcc2511 3 роки тому +18

      Probably a drone to get the footage, then artificially stabilized in premier or some shit idk xd

    • @humanbread2619
      @humanbread2619 3 роки тому +5

      I think its a drone

  • @icelotx1665
    @icelotx1665 2 роки тому +1

    It's scary how accurate this is especially from a realistic point of view.

  • @tansantiagojosekurniawan3217
    @tansantiagojosekurniawan3217 2 роки тому +78

    "Just gonna back hop away from the deer-"
    Deer : *"man's zooming wtf"*

  • @PositivePyro
    @PositivePyro 3 роки тому +563

    Guys don't try this in the newest version of real life, this is the release build!

    • @jonuhh_
      @jonuhh_ 3 роки тому +12

      I'm gonna nuke china with these glitches

    • @fylthl
      @fylthl 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonuhh_ nice

    • @fylthl
      @fylthl 3 роки тому +7

      @@jonuhh_ turn them into a convertible too

    • @dasleben1636
      @dasleben1636 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@fylthl LESS GOOOO!

    • @attackchopper2582
      @attackchopper2582 3 роки тому +3

      I guess God has released the new patch.

  • @dirtytowel6741
    @dirtytowel6741 3 роки тому +3871

    I like the idea that the world runs on some kind of ancient long lost version of the source engine. And this video perpetuates it

    • @sam-sp5zk
      @sam-sp5zk 3 роки тому +12

      Lol actually some one build this game i mean universe and he is planning to slaughter the ones who do not belive
      :LOL

    • @yigakong1187
      @yigakong1187 3 роки тому +27

      Are you saying it isn’t?

    • @natalie022
      @natalie022 3 роки тому +17

      Creation Engine. Just wait to get tested into the sky or see mammoths falling onto you

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 3 роки тому +10

      @@natalie022 its ok, humans are developing a way to delete the skybox as we speak

    • @natalie022
      @natalie022 3 роки тому +2

      @@_mossy_8520 uh ohhhhh

  • @robertwyatt3912
    @robertwyatt3912 2 роки тому +12

    Dude you should try to wrong warp into the “I Am Error” room at the edge of the universe. It’s pretty easy, you just need to get the glitchy soda can in Greenland into the right position so that the next loading zone tries to load a non-existent map.

    • @lordjaraxxus5418
      @lordjaraxxus5418 Рік тому

      Is it next to the restaurant there or the newly open cafe?

  • @anji_thesleepyone
    @anji_thesleepyone 2 роки тому +7

    Imagine seeing this in real life out of nowhere

  • @Jimsydonk
    @Jimsydonk 3 роки тому +384

    Whenever I hear this guy's voice I immediately brace myself for the rules of physics to be broken

  • @lQuadXl
    @lQuadXl 3 роки тому +747

    *DeSinc doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional.*

  • @insert_name4613
    @insert_name4613 3 місяці тому +1

    This is legit what it feels like to have a dream after obsesivly playing a game

  • @tax-evasion-official
    @tax-evasion-official 2 роки тому +5

    How to play real life:
    Step 1. Get 2 copies of Half Life
    Step 2. Combine them to get a whole life
    Step 3. Play

    • @eldoh3388
      @eldoh3388 2 роки тому

      Can confirm it does NOT work. Ended up having no life.

    • @tinto278
      @tinto278 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @duuqnd
    @duuqnd 3 роки тому +186

    You always put way more effort into April Fools videos than you need to.
    Thank you.

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 роки тому +64

      no prob

    • @linuxnoodle8682
      @linuxnoodle8682 3 роки тому +11

      @@DeSinc it is a problem. put less effort in.

    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 роки тому +3

      hahaha

    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 3 роки тому +3

      @@DeSinc yeah you heard the man

  • @RDJHN
    @RDJHN 3 роки тому +281

    Desinc is the most casual-creative person I have ever seen

    • @CongaYT
      @CongaYT 3 роки тому +5

      Deadpan humor is his thing

    • @ampstamp
      @ampstamp 3 роки тому

      * casually backhops through worm hole *

  • @nighpaw4651
    @nighpaw4651 2 роки тому

    Thanks mate, really helped me out, I've been tryina speedrun traveling to ither countries this really helped

  • @killer_greag3541
    @killer_greag3541 3 роки тому +1

    “So here’s heaven, um. Initiate an accelerated back hop away from god”

  • @plzfixthis2429
    @plzfixthis2429 3 роки тому +504

    “The Japanese were actually Triforcing many thousands of years before 4chan...”
    This honestly explains a lot about Desinc’s mental state.

  • @balint6873
    @balint6873 3 роки тому +582

    I think we can all agree every video this man makes is a masterpiece

  • @sezersahin2833
    @sezersahin2833 2 роки тому

    Man you are closest being to the perfect mankind. I think you deserve much much more. The best quality contents, keep it up dude don't let us hung!

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 роки тому +3

    The wind in the microphone as you BLJ is so perfect. xD

  • @bradman7281
    @bradman7281 3 роки тому +237

    I like how DeSinc puts the most amount of effort into April 1st shitposts. It's also consequently the only upload schedule that's guaranteed.

  • @A1-914
    @A1-914 3 роки тому +148

    the camera stabilization just makes this 10 times better

    • @xymaryai8283
      @xymaryai8283 3 роки тому +8

      I wanna know what drone he used, because it takes a lot of confidence to fly backwards like that

    • @datsteves
      @datsteves 3 роки тому +3

      @@xymaryai8283 probably just one of the DJI Mavics, and as long as you see the drone its just like normal flying :D
      the ones that have real confidence in flying drones are the speed racers and FPV Drone Operators with googles on. as they definitely have to nail a target with rather high speeds.

    • @xavierdavier9104
      @xavierdavier9104 3 роки тому

      I really want to know how he did that!

  • @BloodyDagger24Official
    @BloodyDagger24Official Рік тому +2

    Thanks for showing us the tricks and glitches for real life! Next time i see a spider ima just Back Hop away from it

  • @kettlefleet829
    @kettlefleet829 5 місяців тому +2

    this video makes it easier to visualize how realistic game graphics could get

  • @Viddaric
    @Viddaric 3 роки тому +765

    Man I thought April Fools was pretty lame this year, most of my favorite content creators either didn't do anything or did something lame and boring. And then this video happens and holy crap, you win everything forever.

    • @maverickw536
      @maverickw536 3 роки тому +1

      Same lmao this made my day

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +4

      UA-camrs when they do the "I quit" joke for the 900th time

    • @maverickw536
      @maverickw536 3 роки тому +1

      @@ammagon4519 meanwhile their stans be like "aHaaHhA sO fUnNy I caNt beLiEvE I feLl FoR iT

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi 3 роки тому +938

    When you realize his April Fools videos have more effort put in than his regular ones...

    • @darekols
      @darekols 3 роки тому +20

      It would be meta if this video quality is part of the joke too.

    • @afallingtree9114
      @afallingtree9114 3 роки тому +2

      i dunno bro, theres a few good ones out there
      this one for example is pretty on par: ua-cam.com/video/0frNP0qzxQc/v-deo.html

    • @user-xh8df9oz4y
      @user-xh8df9oz4y 3 роки тому +1

      @@afallingtree9114 Yeah nice try big guy, I recognize the link.

    • @afallingtree9114
      @afallingtree9114 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-xh8df9oz4y i think your lying, i can assure you its not a rick roll

    • @user-xh8df9oz4y
      @user-xh8df9oz4y 3 роки тому +3

      @@afallingtree9114 I know those last three "xcq" digits from anywhere BUDDY, you're not fooling anyone. I shall report you to the police. See you in court.

  • @Qoride
    @Qoride 2 роки тому +4

    2:45
    What happened when you quit real life without saving?

  • @DesolateLavender
    @DesolateLavender 2 роки тому +6

    Honestly, this is an amazing video. Just so well thought out.

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  2 роки тому +6

      Thanks! I wish I filmed more ideas before I finished it up but I'm glad it was so liked all the same.

  • @B_-.-
    @B_-.- 3 роки тому +579

    Can we just appreciate how much effort this must've took.

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 3 роки тому +33

      "So I booked a flight to Japan."

    • @mlgninja4503
      @mlgninja4503 3 роки тому +7

      "And ive packed a gun with me"

    • @fen4554
      @fen4554 3 роки тому +2

      "Can you grab the pickax?"

    • @ojojostar671
      @ojojostar671 3 роки тому +1

      drones

    • @jamieh9466
      @jamieh9466 3 роки тому

      @@EGRJ Lmao. "The secret behind Half Life 2's forgotten glitches"

  • @badpiggiesfan6918
    @badpiggiesfan6918 3 роки тому +475

    Im crying
    This belongs in a museum

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear aaqr

    • @badpiggiesfan6918
      @badpiggiesfan6918 3 роки тому

      k

  • @Edwin-nh8gk
    @Edwin-nh8gk 2 роки тому +1

    This video is the most hilarious thing I've seen after your Glitches and tricks in HL2

  • @oilersfan7351
    @oilersfan7351 Рік тому +1

    Thanks I was really struggling at this part of the game

  • @FreddieTwenty
    @FreddieTwenty 3 роки тому +1564

    I was not expecting that :P

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 3 роки тому +2

      lmao same

    • @floofyy_
      @floofyy_ 3 роки тому

      Surprised not many other people replied but eh.

    • @sam-sp5zk
      @sam-sp5zk 3 роки тому

      Lol good luck

    • @floofyy_
      @floofyy_ 3 роки тому

      Ah crap, by tommorow there will be at least 30 people.

    • @sam-sp5zk
      @sam-sp5zk 3 роки тому

      @@floofyy_ yeah

  • @DiabolicalSituation
    @DiabolicalSituation 3 роки тому +494

    We should give him credit
    He was frame perfect in real life

    • @RefoProduction
      @RefoProduction 3 роки тому +3

      how many fps is life?

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 роки тому +6

      @@RefoProduction 6699 fps

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 роки тому +1

      @@RefoProduction sorry I got the calculation wrong, it's actually 6600000000000000 fps

    • @AIeNaz
      @AIeNaz 3 роки тому

      300th like

    • @womp47
      @womp47 3 роки тому

      he was using a drone so it must have been pretty easy to get the smooth movements and the flying in the air after an accelerated backhop

  • @thornyblades5160
    @thornyblades5160 Рік тому +1

    thanks, i was running late to work, and i didnt have much time to get there, I watched this video and managed to make it on time.

  • @monky4163
    @monky4163 2 роки тому +5

    How smoothly the editing was is insane

  • @lebatteur7993
    @lebatteur7993 3 роки тому +582

    Everytime I see his new video I feel older.

  • @dutodoot4258
    @dutodoot4258 3 роки тому +2794

    My god DeSinc, I never was, in my entire life, so impressed, laughed so honestly and at the same time being so entertained with an youtube video, well done

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  3 роки тому +441

      thanks man, I'm just happy that you got a kick out of it

    • @oamioxmocliox8082
      @oamioxmocliox8082 2 роки тому +4

      ;)

    • @The-blackghost36
      @The-blackghost36 2 роки тому +5

      @@DeSinc wait he got kicked out of real life?

  • @Capiosus
    @Capiosus Рік тому

    I need to practice my accelerated back hopping and pallet flying, could save me a lot of time.

  • @glitchinggaming7581
    @glitchinggaming7581 2 роки тому +1

    I actually had a dream flying like that, this video is just gold

  • @elite_synxontwitch8164
    @elite_synxontwitch8164 3 роки тому +432

    Flying was invented in 1903
    People in 1902: 1:30

    • @kaestruukaestru9798
      @kaestruukaestru9798 3 роки тому +35

      Damn they fixed that glitch real life sucks it's just pay to win now

    • @ferdinandok5216
      @ferdinandok5216 3 роки тому +3

      @@kaestruukaestru9798 EArth fly dlc

    • @jcjcjunk1881
      @jcjcjunk1881 3 роки тому

      @@ferdinandok5216 aerodynamics dlc

  • @TheEret
    @TheEret 3 роки тому +1553

    This is so good! Great video! You won April Fools!

    • @spender7942
      @spender7942 3 роки тому +10

      Eret watches desinc pog

    • @David_Z220
      @David_Z220 3 роки тому +6

      Dude april fools? You mean legit Tutorial

    • @spender7942
      @spender7942 3 роки тому

      How only 2 replies????

    • @herreiklar
      @herreiklar 3 роки тому +2

      Who said it was a joke
      I mean I'm chilling in tokyo rn

    • @hassansabri6637
      @hassansabri6637 3 роки тому

      🤫

  • @TheCheezMann
    @TheCheezMann 2 роки тому +1

    Man, you make it all look so easy. I've been trying to get the backwalk down for years, but I can never get enough speed to make it to the Japan load zone. I can get up to max default running speed, but then I keep getting ragdolled by cars. I guess I'll try using the beach next time like you showed, because I'm starting to think my friends were trolling when they said I could use the oncoming traffic on the highway to ramp off of...

  • @coolstylebro2814
    @coolstylebro2814 Рік тому +1

    Imagine this: you're walkin' to work, school, whatever. You realise you're gonna be late. So whaddaya do? You find a lone plank, stand on it, hold it while standing and now you're going at 200 miles an hour directly to your destination, if you know where you're going.

  • @abcdgaming2237
    @abcdgaming2237 3 роки тому +488

    Never thought I'd live see a half life shitpost with my actual house in it.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 роки тому +50

      Can I come over

    • @dexterity5324
      @dexterity5324 3 роки тому +12

      This isn't a shit post

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable 3 роки тому +10

      stop doxxing yourself...

    • @mcvoid7052
      @mcvoid7052 3 роки тому +52

      @@d9zirable "I live in Australia" is not someone doxxing themselves.

    • @MrMarttivainaa
      @MrMarttivainaa 3 роки тому +40

      Ohh man ohh man you've done it now some weirdo is going to check every house in this video and steal your shoes or whatever.

  • @SparkTSV
    @SparkTSV 3 роки тому +144

    Im scared at how good this is, this literally belongs in a mueseum

  • @despg
    @despg 2 роки тому +18

    DeSinc: *heavily risks his own life by bouncing off a hill at 300mph*
    Everyone who looked into the sky: Imma pretend I didn't see that.

  • @contentdeleted670
    @contentdeleted670 2 роки тому +1

    Remember that backhopping always solves your problems

  • @error-null
    @error-null 3 роки тому +885

    It's the year 2121, we all live, sleep and eat in our VR headsets. Occasionally if you look out of the window you can see DeSinc flying through the sky at 300mph on the back of a goose

    • @jayflow3745
      @jayflow3745 2 роки тому

      @Fedora Man I don't worry you still can die by the human hand death finds a way

    • @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion
      @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion Рік тому +3

      and then some guy in a grey jumpsuit flying with a valve too, he just says things like ''whaddup son'' if you get near him, a bit of an odd fellow

    • @gameryeetboi3327
      @gameryeetboi3327 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion not the place i expected to see a boneworks reference

    • @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion
      @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion 7 місяців тому

      @@gameryeetboi3327 expect the unexpected

    • @trickytheclown3500
      @trickytheclown3500 4 місяці тому +1

      @@TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion "Whaddup, s-AUUUGH"

  • @njsn9_
    @njsn9_ 3 роки тому +369

    "I'm just gonna skip the dog"
    You missed the good ending

  • @YourAverageJames0
    @YourAverageJames0 Рік тому +2

    What a great life lesson, if life gets you down, just do a light back hop away.

  • @sneakyrocket7422
    @sneakyrocket7422 2 роки тому +6

    Suddenly “You have been banned from this server. Reason: Hacking. Please do not attempt to rejoin or you may be perma-banned” appears in the sky

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 3 роки тому +991

    Once I was an explorer like you....

    • @anhnguyen-vs7fh
      @anhnguyen-vs7fh 3 роки тому +36

      but then I took an arrow in the knee

    • @dernotarzt5549
      @dernotarzt5549 3 роки тому +4

      ayy, clemens. du auch hier ? :D

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 3 роки тому +13

      @@anhnguyen-vs7fh *but then I took a can in the goose...

    • @spycrabgaming477
      @spycrabgaming477 3 роки тому +2

      FunFact in falloit 4 there is a rare chance for them to say " Shit! I took a bullet to the knee!" When they takr damage

    • @aufladekabel83
      @aufladekabel83 3 роки тому +1

      Jo.

  • @yoelgallardoortegon935
    @yoelgallardoortegon935 3 роки тому +225

    Dude you're probably the only guy that puts the most effort on the same jokes and still makes them work

  • @michal_king478
    @michal_king478 Рік тому +2

    that was a cinematic masterpiece. Saw a clip of this in some random meme comp and absoplutely had to look it up

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc  Рік тому +1

      Thanks, glad you found it too. I love when I see my vids get spread around, it feels like I hit the nail on the head

    • @TheHolyMCPE
      @TheHolyMCPE Рік тому

      @@DeSinc i hit the nail on the balls (Yeeeeouch!)

  • @calebsheppard9628
    @calebsheppard9628 2 роки тому

    When he used that palate to move it unlocked memories