After watching the video about the Shaolin temple I thought you were a serious channel... Then I foung this vid. Wasn't expecting to find a meme master hidden within xDDDDDDDD
@@kishosuke have you not noticed he busts out phrases in not only german and chinese, but arabic, french, spanish...etc.? I take french so I know that sometimes it is nonsense and they're still just phrases but it's still a lot of effort to put so many words from that many different languages into instinctive or reflexive usage.
Bro I only recently found your channel, and you are amazing. Everything about you, the humor, the edgy jokes, your editing, everything man. Seriously keep it up, the jokes are what makes you different in this hyper sensetive internet culture. I love your videos, dont stop man, they are amazing. You deserve way more subs, and you have earned another one with me. Thanks for the laughs dude
What's funny is that his jokes while edgy, aren't abrasive. His quips while offensive, aren't hateful. He might mock a character for looking like they might be trans, but makes no comment on gender, or throws his two cents politically. He'll use gay as an insult and bisexually flirt with everything on screen. He'll use racial jokes, but they're never scornful, and he goes beyond using mere epithet. He's not politically correct, he's just conscious of what's meaningful to people, and that's where he finds his humor. On both sides of that coin.
I binge watched all his videos when I first subbed. Even the games I never plan to even touch. Like seriously watch them all. Ranton and his bro/lady have something special here.
@@decrepify3443 yeah I don't hate the new god of war game but I did feel conflicted about which style I liked more the more fast pace brutal style or more strategic keep your focus style
@@NoBody-lj5xh yeah that would be cool but they would have to make a really good story for that transaction because kratos is the face of god of war I mean you can't bring up god of war in any conversation and not have an image of kratos showing up in your head
@@reeceburns8077 Very true, but legacies can be passed on successfully even in big franchises, they just have to get it right. I mean, look at Red Dead. No one could have imagined RDR1 with no John Marston a while ago, now nobody can imagime RDR2 with him
@@waum9536 My comment was in no way trying to be racist. I'm just saying it's rare to see ^^ I love the guy, he's funny. Doesn't mean I can point something out.
True man...such a serious game..one of the best in the world..it was so great ..it even saved midway from bankruptcy and the characters had so much in depth moves and awesome individual fatalities of their own which totally wasn't the same fatality over and over again
@@cld2k1 with time he will be. He may not live to the standards cause no mortal can, but he will be close enough. UA-cam won't allow another God amongst men. So this is why we find potential in mortals.
Bro, how many languages do you speak? You sound like a native german and a native English speaker at the same time. And because you were at a shaolin temple he probably speaks Chinese pretty good. True alpha male
Or maybe just less outfits. Feels a little bit overwhelming to achieve 50 Skins for every character, while most of them are just recolourizations. Especially Geras has actually 3 Outfits if you take away the recolours. D'Vorah might be the only one, where this diversity is achieved and makes sense somehow, I mean, she is an insect, insects have many colours etc. 10-15 outfits would've been enough imo. And some retro DLC-Skins for those who like it. I would invest the saved up Terrabytes of the outfits and other unnecessary crap in 2 or 3 more playable characters instead.
The main outifits are really good. The problem is the millions of colors variations. Pink scorpion ? Wtf r u thinking ed boon? They should focus on making only 4 or 5 awesome outifitis for each fighter instead.
Also some characters really have multiple colors associated with them. Like Raiden has White, Blue and now Red. Kano has White and Red. Sonya has Green and Blue. But yeah, if they focused on complete outfits with curated color alternates this wouldn't be an issue.
There should be customising in colour but the colour available should be close to the original colours of each character. For example : -Scorpion: Yellow, Black , Orange to light red. Sub-Zero: Blue ,light blue , White etc
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I see what you're doing... lol
balls
Unfortunately this game just wasn't as fun as mkx :(
The old design was better tha. the new ones
If you blink, you miss basically an hour of editing.
Surprisingly accurate actually 😂
Ranton that’s a good think you’re over hyped which makes you a little bit aggravating and I can’t bare the editing, take it down a notch please.
Shushan no its good that way
Shushan so do you think everything is made just to your liking?
Shushan
Clearly you’re in the minority here my man. Maybe it isn’t the editing, maybe your taste is shit 🤷♂️
at least 4 different languages
now thats how you avoid demonetization
You do?.... Why?
@@mrlepercon Most automated systems normally can't detect multiple languages back to back.
@@methos4866 we have found the loop
Quasailingual martial arts up in here
He beat the system, by becoming the system.
Sometimes to cure the disease, you must get down with the sickness.
Last time I watched this channel I saw a very innocent and polite shaolin monk
Now I come back and find a memelord
Advena same lol the last time i saw this dude he was doing a monk review for for honor all calm and serious, now a pro shitposter
@@jacobschweder7535 Exactly the video I was referring to, lol
Lmao fr I came back and see this😂😂😂
Indeed
@@jacobschweder7535 me too lol
This dude literally went from shaolin monk to filthy frank wtf
Lmao i ain't complaining tho 😂😂😂
The most terrifying Hybrid
@@dgoingbacktoarguementstosa364 bruh now that I think about it, it's actually very terrifying like imagine getting killed by him
@@T2099_ Lets hope the victim is not a Women
Wow did i Just find a other age of empires *III* fan
3:39 best fuckn edit of 2019
that part was trippy as fuck lol
I laughed so fucking hard
Agreed
That was epic yes
That shocked me and made me laugh at the same time then my human reaction had an error and crashes
This man's editing is a flawless victory
FLAWLESS EDIT
*flawless victaroni
Fatality!
Rantonality!
ghh
Actual Shaolin monks playing Mortal Kombat? Yeah, thats an Avengers level threat.
imagine those monks doing all those kung lao moves.
Ninja Assassin like that fucking bycicle kick shit he does, and that slicing shit with his hat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good luck if you fight one online
3:38 the most creative edit
Exactly..🙌🙌
Glad so many people agree lol. It was perfect.
I thought you meant the bubbles / spark shit from the facepalm hahahah
Goriest facepalm ever :D
Hey this is not edit this is mk11 baraka's fatality
His editing is out of this world and his content is exceptionally entertaining. What a legend
imo it gets annoying after the first couple of minutes
Yea it gets really annoying
Editing is legit awesome
+Energy Blast bruh if I edited this I would be fuckin proud of this shit
Yeah the editing fits his erratic behavior
"Is that a fleshlight??!!"
*It was a gift, from me to me.*
Jakez Larzul you spoiled that part for me 😂
Shit that had me lmfao 😂
What is that?
Kristian Depner you don’t wanna know
@@rapid_genji0617 I already found out xd its a pocket pu**y
After watching the video about the Shaolin temple I thought you were a serious channel... Then I foung this vid. Wasn't expecting to find a meme master hidden within xDDDDDDDD
Fucking. Same.
Same here. But it was great xD
Yo same
I thought he was one of those channels that try to promote a certain culture
Vice versa
Same lol
This guy's editing is GOD Teir.
but your spelling isnt
yes and he´s ideas also "ich glaube sie sind - megageil!
@@rivmanz9053 so is yours
@@ghaassen5090 Elaborate?
@@rivmanz9053 im just kidding its okay to spell isnt instead of isn't
Me:"im suffering ranton withdrawal symptoms."
UA-cam: new upload from ranton.
@OneAboveAll *depression intensifies*
*depression intensifies*
Dat 666 of likes tho..
@@ajmalaslam4153 I purposely didnt like it to keep it at 666 lol
somebody stop this madman
I wonder if this dude’s Shaolin amigos or masters watches his videos and goes: *why just why...we trained him*
They made a Rantoni Mistakeoni.
It would be like Obi-Wan Kenobi yelling at Skywalker: you were the chosen one!!!
I doubt it, he says all the time how funny some of them were and come on they played MKx together
Jun Edenfield
I mean they played mortal combat with him so...
Hahahahahahah yea.. "He totally catfished us!!!"
That transition at 3:39 made me love Ranton even more.
ikr i was in the middle of an art class and i just suddenly screamed
When you google something you don't understand, but when it pops up, you still don't understand
It killed me
RIPZEFACE
Yeah, it really “teared me up”
honestly I love these moments where Ranton is briefly possessed by Hitler
kilol
"he is an existing fictional character"
I laughed so hard I subbed
I'm so glad I found you man your humour tickles my balls.
Thank you man. Because it tickles your balls I shall sub to him as well for the same pleasure.
@@canthole8050 he must be telekinetic.
yo dawg that's my name imma copyright claim ur account
@@Revster copy that Revan. Changing in immediate effect.
You comment just tickled my balls.
*Ranton reviews MK11*
Nobody:
*Gives the game an 8 instead of a 7*
Raiden: I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS.
Ranton how many languages you speak ?
Ranton: Yes
What?
@@kishosuke have you not noticed he busts out phrases in not only german and chinese, but arabic, french, spanish...etc.? I take french so I know that sometimes it is nonsense and they're still just phrases but it's still a lot of effort to put so many words from that many different languages into instinctive or reflexive usage.
Peter Wang when did he speak Arabic I’m An Arab and didn’t hear any arabic
@@yousefsh7949 In some videos he uses arabic apparently, guess not this one.
He speak
I genuinely didn't expect to see a German man's ass today...
Edit: Oh and good video as always Ranton (if that wasn't obvious).
Clearly watching the wrong kind of pörn
What about a German Chinese man ass?
What about a German-Chinese Shaolin man's ass
@@j0b0 I've never realozed that i could wrote porn like this: pórn pőrn pörn
Was ist mit einem deutschen, englisch-sprachigem Chinesen der drei Jahre um Shaolin Kloster war
Anton is that a Fleshlight?
Anton : From me to me.
*Bruh*
I'm gonna use this strategy for all me weird stuff.
like your profile picture
Stolen comment.
Scrubs?
Bro I only recently found your channel, and you are amazing. Everything about you, the humor, the edgy jokes, your editing, everything man. Seriously keep it up, the jokes are what makes you different in this hyper sensetive internet culture. I love your videos, dont stop man, they are amazing. You deserve way more subs, and you have earned another one with me. Thanks for the laughs dude
Couldn't agree more
exactly
You need to see "Shaolin react to For Honor: Marching Fire" as a starter pack
What's funny is that his jokes while edgy, aren't abrasive. His quips while offensive, aren't hateful. He might mock a character for looking like they might be trans, but makes no comment on gender, or throws his two cents politically. He'll use gay as an insult and bisexually flirt with everything on screen. He'll use racial jokes, but they're never scornful, and he goes beyond using mere epithet. He's not politically correct, he's just conscious of what's meaningful to people, and that's where he finds his humor. On both sides of that coin.
@@Krystalmyth Chinese filthy frank
Anton, as a Turk I can confidently say that you learned Turkish really well.
Could you vote Erdogan out please? Thanks.
Yurichtube nah we want him he’s doin way more than ataturk
@@_chrni he is ruining your country! What has he done worth to destroy it?
@@_chrni now thats a big bulshit
@@yurichtube1162 tf you know about our country? Keep to ya own business and gtfo here son
Did the shaolin monks main Kung Lao and Liu Kang?
TheBML2 prolly
TheBML2 good question
yes but u could also unlock scorpion and subzero, also in versus mod there was reptile too
@@arshameghtedary344 Bruh...
@Zeus_The_ Moose0 oh i though he is asking about MK shaolin monks!
He attac...
He protec...
But most importantly...
He kack on the floor!
Dude I remember his shaolin videos all serious.. I came back to his channel and WTF!? He's so funny now xD
I binge watched all his videos when I first subbed. Even the games I never plan to even touch. Like seriously watch them all. Ranton and his bro/lady have something special here.
Ever since the last Thanos snap. He has lost half his mind lmao
Holy fuck I didn’t even realize it was him until I read thos
Wtf this is the same guy that did the For Honor Shaolin video?! No way lmao
@@IdiotPerspective wow! I'm going to spend the rest of my life laughing my ass off after reading this. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
3:40 that transition omg 👌
Lukemia patient.
I lost my shit there.
Bald Lady was my expectation. We got better.
"I appreciate the change of direction. but i hate it."
basicly internet reacts to all things 2019
That was pretty much my reaction to god of war
@@decrepify3443 yeah I don't hate the new god of war game but I did feel conflicted about which style I liked more the more fast pace brutal style or more strategic keep your focus style
@@reeceburns8077 I would love if Atreus takes over the mantle so they could make his style a combination of tactical and aggressive.
@@NoBody-lj5xh yeah that would be cool but they would have to make a really good story for that transaction because kratos is the face of god of war I mean you can't bring up god of war in any conversation and not have an image of kratos showing up in your head
@@reeceburns8077 Very true, but legacies can be passed on successfully even in big franchises, they just have to get it right. I mean, look at Red Dead. No one could have imagined RDR1 with no John Marston a while ago, now nobody can imagime RDR2 with him
"Lets be seriös für eins Moment!"
- Er war ein weiser Mann.
Das is richtig
I'm ganz your Meinung
0:15 the official hardest dab in history
Damn I never thought I'd see an Asian speaking English with a german accent.
Why does his race matter? Were all the same
@@waum9536 My comment was in no way trying to be racist. I'm just saying it's rare to see ^^
I love the guy, he's funny. Doesn't mean I can point something out.
@@melynxdrome4154 german + french)
@@АнварРахманкулов-ч7м all the more interesting :D
hes clearly half asian how can people not see this
Ein deutscher Asiate der auf mehreren Sprachen Flucht und ein Englisches Review macht??? DAMN BOI U A LEGEND
dacht ich mir auch
He is german? Wow. That reminds me on something. :P
I only noticed the german part at TAMAM TAMAM
Lol multikulti sein Vater
ja, Ich weiß. Er ist ein Legend
0:00 how I show up to my girlfriends apartment
*ex
@@FBI-gf2gm oh shit
Wait the FBI is here. What has he done.
U need to put 0:01
Chris Brown be like:
3:38 me trying to understand math
This editing is top notch, its like dank memes and filthy franks lost cousin come together to forge this on the full moon every so often
Senpai don’t compare him to filthy frank damn, that dude is invalid now
Yea I See The Muchdank Influence Too But He Got His Own Way Of Doing It. Smart Man
@@g.j1907 how in the goddamn fuck is he invalid?
First video I’ve watched by Ranton, I love this man already
Same
Fuckin sameeee
Same
Same
Same
This is TOP QUALITY on so many levels, I'm speechless
Paul Dyews I am number 74, and I approve of all of this!
This guy is Joji, Filthy Frank, and Pink Guy at the same time
Dude...you outdo yourself in every review. This is amazing
Absolutely love ur sense of humor. Keep making these videos!
This guy's editing is amazing...
There is this weird LEUKEMIA patient.
>New Edition
>Scarlett
>Brings Up MK9
Huh
Never knew a monk could be such a great shitposter
Guess I’ll be one during my next D&D session.
"you cant include all the characters in one game"
Netherrealm: is Mortal Kombat: Armagedon a joke to you?
Yes it was
It was
A living joke
@Ryder GS In-joke ception
True man...such a serious game..one of the best in the world..it was so great ..it even saved midway from bankruptcy and the characters had so much in depth moves and awesome individual fatalities of their own which totally wasn't the same fatality over and over again
A monk who swears, plays games and has memes is one of the most wholesome and real things I have experienced yet
This shaolin munk has been drunk on memes for hours
Monk*
Menk*
Ranton sits on the chair takes a sip of ayran
*GÖTÜNDEN AYRAN İÇERİM*
Now that's quality
Aynen hahaahahjsjs
ulan bu adam tam bir EHRENMANN
what does that mean
Ayran ver tamam tamam
he even *looks* like a turk when he says it
"High IQ people only"
"No endgame fans"
HA
HAH
HAHAH
HA
End game was certainly worse then infinity war
Yurichtube nothing is worse than IW
6:30 "I'll drink ayran from your ass" cracks me up everytime
"But still, the disgusting smegma is still all over the place" first video of your's I've seen, don't know of your content but..
Subbed.
Same dude. I was laughing like a little child throughout the whole thing
Playing Mortal Kombat with a bunch of Shaolin monks sounds like the coolest thing anyone has ever done.
*RESPECT* ++
I wanna know how many of them play Kung Lao or Liu Kang.
Also imagine the pop offs when someone gets a flawless
I wonder how a shaolin rage quit looks like.
I thought you gonna criticize Kung Lao moves in this vid like you did it in For Honor.
Still cool vid, keep it up, monk.
The name
Right?!????
Tf is up with your name
I gave you a like then saw your alias and immediately had to revoke your like. Sorry not sorry
"I appreciate the change of direction but I hate it"
-Ranton 2019
Me: hey dude what drugs are you on?
Rantonishizioni: Yes
Pls shut the fucking fuck up with that YES shit, for godsakes, its not funny, i know that youre desspred for likes but JUST FUCKING STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!
@@robertligma8189 ok I'll make sure to say "yep" from now on. I'm so sorry the English language treated you like this...
@@robertligma8189 how bout no
Josh Bond shut the fuck up
@Robert Ligma damn dude it was just a joke
This guy is like Johnny Cage and Shang Tsung combined
He looks like kung lao
IM CONFUSED!!! Is this guy asian, french, german his accents are on point!! 😂😂
He is all of them
Shaolin Monks are capable of becoming what they want
He is real life Shang Tsung
Hes german
reality can be whatever he wants
3:30 Why did the Russian version of Rickle in Time make me burst out laughing so much Ranton you make my sense of humor degenerate. I love it.
Lol it is Сыендук, Sndk in UA-cam, the guy who dubbed Rick and Morty in Russian
8:13 IM DYING 😂😂😂
ESCALERA OHHHHH
They look like cosplay versions of 9 and X
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS I totally agree about the visuals!
6:48 I can always enjoy someone that makes use of scrubs humour
Thanks at least 30 people noticed
He even does the John Dorian face as he says it. Instantly subbed :')
Bro, you're the new Filthy Frank of youtube but for gaming. I love it. Keep it up Ranton. Love your content.
7:39 was a pure filthyFrank moment.
That’s not something to be proud of.
He’s not savage enough to be anything like our lord and saviour filthy frank
@@cld2k1 with time he will be. He may not live to the standards cause no mortal can, but he will be close enough. UA-cam won't allow another God amongst men. So this is why we find potential in mortals.
Shaolin monks play mortal kombat
If I could smile anymore I would become pennywise
Bro, how many languages do you speak? You sound like a native german and a native English speaker at the same time. And because you were at a shaolin temple he probably speaks Chinese pretty good. True alpha male
never heard german that good from and english speaking person before. And my native language is german
he knows some turkish aswell xd
Nic Eder he is German. Dummkopf
@@vblack172 don't be mean..I didn't know
vBlack ja das hatte ich mir auch gedacht. Trotzdem beeindruckend
2:47 Lol exactly when I'm sipping my strawberry juice and I spit on my friends shirt
I promise I won't get aII poIiticaI
*three drinks Iater*
4:35
Lol
Understood your stance about wanting one REALLY awesome outfit for a character instead of 40 or more mediocre outfits, and I think I agree with it.
Or maybe just less outfits. Feels a little bit overwhelming to achieve 50 Skins for every character, while most of them are just recolourizations. Especially Geras has actually 3 Outfits if you take away the recolours. D'Vorah might be the only one, where this diversity is achieved and makes sense somehow, I mean, she is an insect, insects have many colours etc.
10-15 outfits would've been enough imo. And some retro DLC-Skins for those who like it. I would invest the saved up Terrabytes of the outfits and other unnecessary crap in 2 or 3 more playable characters instead.
Video is funny and all but that shit on the floor is not cool Ranton.
It's probably still warm.
I hope it's still warm...
@Ben Mandeville r/whoosh
@Ben Mandeville its a joke you moron
@Ben Mandeville R/FUCKINWoosh idiot
@Ben Mandeville r/whoooosh
6:28 man casually sips ayran and says "I'll drink ayran from your arse" 😂😂
Oh my god, last time I watched this channel I saw him as a quiet humble man... And then mortal kombat happened
I didn't know Filthy Frank got a cousin.
P.S: 2:47 sure got me good thou. 😆😂🤣
lowkey racist lol
Cloud Person how lol
No random My Little Pony memes: 0/10.
MLP is for sad neck beards
@@Sharkivitis its true tho
that guy didn't even need a pony in the profile picture to get shat on
@@thecriticalcracker4833 Even sad neckbeards have good memes! At least better than spongebob shit.
Your mom is my little pony...
For legal reasons that's a joke
For legal reasons that's a joke
08:16" he can be escalera oh!"
Dude, you cured whatever I had the moment you released this video. Thank you!
Wait what did he just speak Turkish too hahah
Ahahah yes, he said “suck my yarrak” 😂😂😂😂😂
Bu adam kaç dil biliyor acaba :D
Almanya'da ki Türklerden dolayı almanyanın genç nesilin çoğu biraz türkçe biliyor
@@coroso136 anca küfür biliyorlar
@@TrashLPs Yooo doğru değil
5 minutes in.. Already best Review i have seen in years! Good Job! You Need way more subs.
I don’t think so but... okay
@@klavicus2276 He clearly said that it's the best review he's seen. Nobody asked you my boy.
As a Turkish Ranton fan, 5:50 made me happy. EDIT: Oh god i continued watching and saw 6:30, nothing can make me more happier now.
what does it mean
@@szlendak1368 My dick
@@szlendak1368 it means that his dick is really small
@@szlendak1368 "i will drink ayran from ur ass"
Tuna Kutsi Güler 😭😭 there is so many different answers
They didn’t add shaggy to mortal kombat, 1/10 “IGN”
Holy shit,Rick ‘n’ Morty is on Russian language,+ respect
Finally someone talked about Reptile....
7:42 i have spent an hour laughing at dis
The main outifits are really good. The problem is the millions of colors variations. Pink scorpion ? Wtf r u thinking ed boon? They should focus on making only 4 or 5 awesome outifitis for each fighter instead.
Agreed. So fucking agreed. The issue is that sometimes alternate colors work. Like Red Raiden is super fitting.
Also some characters really have multiple colors associated with them. Like Raiden has White, Blue and now Red. Kano has White and Red. Sonya has Green and Blue. But yeah, if they focused on complete outfits with curated color alternates this wouldn't be an issue.
A lot of people online have characters with differing colors. People like it, so who cares?
There should be customising in colour but the colour available should be close to the original colours of each character. For example :
-Scorpion: Yellow, Black , Orange to light red.
Sub-Zero: Blue ,light blue , White etc
What? U never heard of fabulous scorpion?
You said everything about kostumes that i think, thank you very much, MKX had great costumes
But not enough, some didn't even have alternates
To being honest mkX had some grate costumes but I don't like too much the style of them on the most part for being to edgy
Holy shit UA-cam finally recommended me something good. Great channel bro!
0:02 when you pass your friends class
Nvm it’s 0:01
He spent 3 years at the Shaolin Temple enduring daily grueling training and is still goofy as hell😂😂😂i love this channel
That currency joke though.🤣🤣
>shows a sketch with a Rick and Morty with Russian official dub ("Sienduk" dub)
Sorry what?!
сюда бы этот момент из другой серии
ua-cam.com/video/1RCxjMRePBw/v-deo.html
wat
“Altaïr is mentioned”
“SWITCHBLADES INTENSIFY”
Guess who’s back. Back again. Say he’d back. I will not
Don't worry dude, I agree whole heartedly about the costumes. As much as I like some of the looks in MK11, MKX had it WAY better.
Especially plastic shining mass effect space suits. Special Earth tactical force my ass!!!
This dude can be the next filthyfrank like if u agree
SasoriKill13 i think ranton is better really
SasoriKill13 let him be himself stop comparing
I've never liked the shader system. I've said the same thing; it takes away the character's identity.
GÖTÜNDEN AYRAN İÇERİM ASLKFASŞLVSDLŞKG
Love ya from Turkey, bro ♥
TAMAM TAMAM i found my new favorite UA-camr!
I like your effort in making the videos so full of quality.