"I said my Kazoo was a tool of music, a tool of entertainment, Not used for shitty covers... But Now, Now I'm not so sure... And besides, THIS ISN'T MY KAZOO"
Instruments broken The notes go unwritten I've even forgotten the clef I don't know the tempo or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my kazoo A desolate stage (stage) Without any sound (sound) It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite As I stand up and play The only thing I know for real There will be mu-...sic! The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the kazoo's back because kazoos don't give back what they take Oh no There will be mu-...sic! It's the only thing I've ever known Losing my audience Wondering have I gone insane To find the sheet in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I play
"DRUMSTROOOOOOOOONG!!!!" "I said my kazoo was a tool of justice, not used in anger, not used for screeching" "But now, i'm not so sure, and besides..." "This isn't my kazoo"
@@bdorage sam's fight doesn't sync the music up at any point during it, same with armstrong's, it just fades from the vocals to the instrumental whenever sam/raiden lose the murasama
Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight Ayyy lmao
Okay its supposed to be funny but jesus christ man i would love to have this in the actual game its so good, Very talented man. Can't stop listening to it.
Ding! Question time! Is it hard to play a kazoo? How much does it cost? Is there something I should pay attention to while buying one? How much time does it take to 'learn' it?
You can get one for like 2-4 €, you just say something into it and the tone comes out distorted. Everyone with a simple understanding of music should be able to play it.
![Wheelchair Sam [FULL SONG]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LNPqe4Cr8Gs/mqdefault.jpg)
*KAZOOS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE*
Lets kazoo!
DiseasedMoss NEVER REALISING WHY KAZOOS FIGHT
*_IT'S ONLY THE COLD KAZOO I FE-E-E-EEL_*
THERE WILL BE KA- ZOO
THE MAN WITH THE KAZOO TAKES HIS BREATH
Yes
Now I see...you deny your Kazoo its purpose!
It yearns to honk in the blood of your enemies...but you hold it back!
Do you really have to kazoo?
You see, you deny your kazoo's purpose...
Not N As I said, honks are cruel Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner kazoo!
Ready to honk up some more?
purpleisthesneakiest
NANOKAZOOS, SON!
"I said my Kazoo was a tool of music, a tool of entertainment,
Not used for shitty covers...
But Now, Now I'm not so sure...
And besides,
THIS ISN'T MY KAZOO"
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Aaaah a good reference
Ok... *Let's HONK!*
*wipes tip with handkerchief*
@@hotdoh9325 did you expected getting upvotes with this shitty comment ? except your own of course
Yoshi's New Island: Revengeance
Oh God XD
I was thinking Rayman Revengeance myself
Nep Gear Rising: Revengeance
A Yoshi character action game could be amazing
I said my egg was a tool of justice.
Not used for anger.
Not used for vengeance.
But now... now I'm not so sure.
And besides...
*This isn't my egg.*
I can somehow picture shit eating grin sam smiling, turining his back, and then immediately start playing the kazoo
+TheAznZeus damn
+TheAznZeus damn
TheAznZeus ahem. my name just so happens to be Sam
Instruments broken
The notes go unwritten
I've even forgotten the clef
I don't know the tempo
or what is the reason
I'm standing here holding my kazoo
A desolate stage (stage)
Without any sound (sound)
It's only the cold wind I feel
It's me that I spite
As I stand up and play
The only thing I know for real
There will be mu-...sic!
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the kazoo's back
because kazoos don't give back what they take
Oh no
There will be mu-...sic!
It's the only thing I've ever known
Losing my audience
Wondering have I gone insane
To find the sheet in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I play
Alright, where are the likes?
@@perhapsahigherbeing288 check the comment section lately?
@@ginkowave5829 Good, but not good enough…
Imo, would be better if it was "a desolate stage (stage)" instead.
@@sparguspargu7014 OOO that's good!
Never bring a tool to a Kazoofight.
HAHAHAHHAH
never bring a guitar to a kazoo fight
The sounds of battle have never been more intense.
No, my Kazoo is a tool of justice
I've even forgotten my kazoo!
I don't know the season
Or what is the reason!
I'm standing here holding my kazoo!
"DRUMSTROOOOOOOOONG!!!!"
"I said my kazoo was a tool of justice, not used in anger, not used for screeching"
"But now, i'm not so sure, and besides..."
"This isn't my kazoo"
But now, I'm not so sure
And besides...
*THIS ISN'T MY KAZOO*
Excellent! It sounds really good, actually!
you mean... *PRETTY GOOD* xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
old jokes lol
indeed
0:46 was synced up so perfectly.
6 years late but the game actually syncs it up intentionally for you most of the time
@@bdorage 6 days late but ok cool
@@bdorage 420 years late but that's why mgr soundtracks is a masterpiece itself
@@bdorage sam's fight doesn't sync the music up at any point during it, same with armstrong's, it just fades from the vocals to the instrumental whenever sam/raiden lose the murasama
DUDE NO WAY
Show me a good tune, Jack!
This shit and the other Revengeance parodies gave me the hugest smile.
This is spectacular.
After all these years? *Always.*
I hope you’re happy I’m seeing it for the first time
Asn't s-word though
We were played like a damn kazoo!
HOONTERS GONNA HOONT She played me like a kazoo
kaz(oo) miller
*****
this isn't Mario Bros?
"This is what happens when you bring a sword to a kazoofight..."
I used to say my kazoo was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for revenge. But now I'm not so sure, and besides. This. Isn't. My. Kazoo.
yesterday I thought a kazoo could not portray existentially moving emotions and today I realize I am a fool
8 years later, I've finally given the 69th like. I am honored.
@@thatmomentwhen9676 And i've given the 70th
My thoughts exactly
you could say that you stood there and realized
Yeah I sung along. So what?
...
Amazing.
We all do.
exactly
Now I see. You deny your kazoo its purpose! It yearns to honk in the band of your instruments... but you hold it back!
Kazoos. The DNA of the soul.
My kazoo is a tool of justice
Neo Machine cowabunga! Kazoo ninja! Go kazoo go kazoo go!
Imagine if you could defeat Sam in the beginning fight and when you win it just plays the credits with this as the background track
That would be epic *cue kazoo theme*
the good ending
I sense a bright UA-cam career for you, my friend.
10/10 would listen again.
I'm so whimsically hyped right now.
MG:R with a soundtrack fitting to it's tone.
What it sounds like when you try and play Genji in Overwatch but you suck.
this XD
what this is the best thing ive heard wut you talkin bout
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be blood-shed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh no
There will be blood-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering have I gone insane
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
Ayyy lmao
Okay its supposed to be funny but jesus christ man i would love to have this in the actual game its so good, Very talented man. Can't stop listening to it.
I didn't know what a Kazoo was, this is the best possible outcome.
Like this comment or leave a message plz.
I keep being forced back to this.
.
This way I'll have it forever.
RAWR!
Jayster games Thanks man, I fucking love this thing.
memyselfdinges Hey. Come back. You know you wanna.
tylerboy565 Yes I do.
Sam had a kazoo built into his battle mask.
1:26 solo is everything
Can someone please mod PC MGR so that all the boss battle themes are replaced with these guitar/kazoo covers? XD
And all the weapons are Kazoos.
Even Armstrong's
giygasdoll2 Nano-Kazoos!
HiddenRevenge
They doot in response to physical trama.
@@Shimbolus Nanokazoos, son!
this is the cover I never knew I always wanted
That
Fucking
Solo
The Description: "This was a product of boredom, and is not supposed to be good."
Me: "Snake... *_That was perfect..."_*
Playing this while fighting Sam was absolutely hilarious.
The beginning sounds cool af though.
I cannot convey the level of joy these bring me every time I hear them
I came for a shitty flute cover, i came back with a brilliant kazoo remaster
"This was a product of boredom, and is not supposed to be good."
But wait...
It's acutally really good
"DARN YOU RAIDEN- YOU AM NO REAL SUPA SAMURAIS"
Honkstream Semh.
this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard; I was born in the perfect time for this
Ding! Question time!
Is it hard to play a kazoo? How much does it cost? Is there something I should pay attention to while buying one? How much time does it take to 'learn' it?
You can get one for like 2-4 €, you just say something into it and the tone comes out distorted. Everyone with a simple understanding of music should be able to play it.
TheRealHonkmaster Thanks :D
Well, you should try out the different kinds like the alto, tenner, or baritone kazoo. For the really daring I suggest the challenging electric kazoo
1:the same effot it takes to peel a potato
2:litrally an apple
3:blackmarket aliens
4:the sacrifice of your first born kin
have fun!!!!!!!!
I actually bought mine this June. It's a little loud, so I can't play it too often, but I'm still having a blast.
That kazoo solo was unexpected. I did not think it would be possible. Fantastic.
Also, Never Surrender on kazoo when
This is so in-sync with the actual battle, amazing
okay but the guitar unironically sounds amazing
How it feels to refight sam for the 50th time in a row because despite the fact that you took no damage game keeps giving you an a rank
Right. Big raises all around once world Marshall gets all those kazoos
That kazoo solo was just...outstanding
"This is why you should never bring a tool of justice to a kazoo fight!"
That Kazoo Solo
Every time.
0:45
That sync tho
I love how he made some mistakes with the guitar but still kept going. That's true comedy, its not the kazoo.
MAKIN THE MOTHER OF ALL KAZOOS HERE, JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY HONK.
I gotta admit this really lighten up my mood and it's good :) love the kazoo acting the guitar solo lol
The harmony pulled me so high up so high straight to heaven
POV: Duck the Ripper vs Jetstream Swan
The Kazoo?!? A weapon to surpass metal gear!
This is kind of beautiful ngl
Mosquitoes fighting over who gets to suck my blood
Still a banger after all these years.
Thank you kazoo anon, that was the best thread I've seen on /v/ in a long time.
Kazoo anon is best.
0:47 WHAT A SYNC
I see, You deny your fly swatter it's purpose!
*Making the mother of all kazoo covers here Jack, can’t fret over every instrument!*
This. *THIS.*
Surpasses the Kazoo Rules of Nature.
kazoo kid would be proud, my friend
this is fucking fire, the harmonies and melody play fucking beautifully together, the guitar is just so masterfully played
Brb, turning my music options down to 0 so I can record the fight and edit this in...
This is perfect when doing gmod mgsr playthrough free copyright musik
Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier
"goooaaah"
Why is this extremely beautiful
I want this to be played at my funeral.
THE KAZOO IN THE MIRROR HONKS HIS HEAD
I can't wait for the solos in Stains of Time.
Kazoo Anon, you are the best Anon.
Song for the world's most jaded toddler.
"Ok, LET'S KAZOO!"
I'm talking kazoos jack...never mind we've both heard enough kazoos about higher tooting by now
We need more people to use this version in the meme, it's glorious
When you use Rivers of blood in elden ring
Now *THIS* is a song!
That's the honk, Jack!
Kazoo boy!
How long can you play?
This (song) ends here.
Play(ing) time's over.
The song that play if you steal Sam’s sword at the train.
Seeing Sam rushing Raiden while the chorus starts is fucking beautiful, this is lovely.
I'm not talking about money, Jack. I'm talking about kazoos
why is this so good actually
JUST GETTED STARTED
bro is losing oxygen at the guitar part xd
"Show me good time jack" *grabs hf kazoo*"here I come!"
now that i found the video i can rest easy
thank you
You’ve done this cover so right, that it’s truly become a *meme*
Rest In Peace, Minuano
"BLOOD" *gets sliced* "SHED" *sliced* Get good man, only blood shed here is yours.
That solo had me in fuckin STITCHES! LMAO!
Holy shit this guy can't parry to save his life.
Amazing cover btw.
it is actually pretty well made for a parody and yes....it is hella funny
my significant other is listening to this on loop help me.
The guitar/kazoo solo was hilarious
The kazoos don't give back what they take
Memes aside can we appreciate that gutair?
MY KAZOO IS A TOOL OF JUSTICE!
that was genuinely the best youtube video ever made
Tbh, this is the best out of the bunch. A sleeper hit. Bravo
I wish I could play this as awesome like you
November 2020 still listening to this