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  • @KellyLouiseKilljoy
    @KellyLouiseKilljoy 6 років тому +13633

    Steps in oil paint. Gets foot wash, massage and attention. Is spa day.

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 6 років тому +123

      Kelly Louise Killjoy Is, is spa. Am good. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @youraveragefan45
      @youraveragefan45 6 років тому +33

      OH MY GOD IM DEAD

    • @lilkeyla5769
      @lilkeyla5769 6 років тому +5

      Kelly Louise Killjoy 😂😂

    • @chelseas2863
      @chelseas2863 6 років тому +75

      Read this in cermet voice

    • @szzzandra
      @szzzandra 6 років тому +1

      🤣🤣!!

  • @marrymarry9785
    @marrymarry9785 6 років тому +5594

    Kermit is that one kid at daycare they have to put in bubble wrap.

    • @channelnotactive7125
      @channelnotactive7125 5 років тому +109

      Nah more like the one kid who ate glue and stuffed paper in his nose

    • @solielc1518
      @solielc1518 4 роки тому +4

      tasha

    • @izzy6142
      @izzy6142 4 роки тому +23

      And ate glue and said it tasted like paper and then ate playdough also saying it tasted like pizza

    • @Chelsea.Stevie
      @Chelsea.Stevie 4 роки тому +12

      @@channelnotactive7125 that's the same kid...

    • @xxlxvelydxeams123xx3
      @xxlxvelydxeams123xx3 4 роки тому +6

      Izzy Boop same but I ate books and playdoe 😂

  • @alexisp7123
    @alexisp7123 6 років тому +5207

    “Our cat named Kermit” 😂

    • @GoatGuy73
      @GoatGuy73 5 років тому +47

      Alexis P honestly is he even a dog?

    • @2spoonsofsugar645
      @2spoonsofsugar645 5 років тому +3

      @@felanova5646 oi I got blinded by ur dutch spelling..

    • @felanova5646
      @felanova5646 5 років тому +2

      2 spoons of sugar aaawh I’m sorry... No I’m not.

    • @tiktokclout9012
      @tiktokclout9012 5 років тому

      *cermit

    • @awlexiz5810
      @awlexiz5810 5 років тому

      Super Sprinkles If you look at the title of the video it’s “Kermit”.

  • @juliamiller4965
    @juliamiller4965 5 років тому +2658

    I still love that Jenna calls kermits paw his “hand”

    • @TwoGerbils
      @TwoGerbils 4 роки тому +15

      Julia Miller Florence and the machine!! Love them!!

    • @crasantakevinstudio5741
      @crasantakevinstudio5741 4 роки тому +21

      And she called him a cat

    • @anniecoull4279
      @anniecoull4279 3 роки тому +1

      Off topic but you have great taste in music my friend

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 2 роки тому

      @@crasantakevinstudio5741 Pretty sure that one was a joke lol

  • @kolbis99
    @kolbis99 6 років тому +12814

    He kermitted a crime.

    • @olioliver1606
      @olioliver1606 6 років тому +54

      Stop no

    • @prettygirlonearf
      @prettygirlonearf 6 років тому +40

      Anon1993 touché

    • @tinamarie2121
      @tinamarie2121 6 років тому +27

      Bwahahahaha ha ha! *anon1993 is approved for friending purposes*

    • @jilliangrace2
      @jilliangrace2 6 років тому +12

      Bravo man. Bravo.

    • @kaeliduerler2810
      @kaeliduerler2810 6 років тому +17

      Or as comedian julien solomita says: “he was under suspicion of creating a crime”

  • @mariafromsandia
    @mariafromsandia 6 років тому +9012

    0 days without a Kermit incident

    • @nicostotomas4064
      @nicostotomas4064 6 років тому +101

      0 hours without a Kermit incident

    • @jaydee1629
      @jaydee1629 6 років тому +13

      So true girl

    • @katetempleton9669
      @katetempleton9669 6 років тому +29

      Why didn't Jenna put something on the table to cover it and protect from paint? I mean, I'm not a Virgo but MY FEELINGS ARE HURT GIRL WHAT IS YOU DOIN

    • @jokk130994
      @jokk130994 6 років тому +11

      They need a sign like that in their house

    • @luckieonline7845
      @luckieonline7845 6 років тому +6

      They need a sign in their house. lol

  • @Wendy-je9zf
    @Wendy-je9zf 6 років тому +5463

    Plot twist: Kermit stepped in the paint on purpose so he’d be babied and get all the attention

  • @Fred-zk3tj
    @Fred-zk3tj 5 років тому +6299

    "Kermit breaks his tail"
    "Kermit gets stung by a bee"
    "Kermit gets bit by a spider"
    "Kermit fell in a pool"
    "Kermit hurts his leg"
    "Kermit gets oil paint on his leg"
    "Kermit didn't cry for 3 weeks"
    "Kermit gets a divorce from peach"
    "Kermit loses presidential elections"
    Edit:"Kermit wasted all our money in a petsmart"
    “Kermit’s birthday was forgotten”
    “Kermit quits UA-cam”
    “Kermit meets Obama”
    “Kermit married marble”
    “Kermit attacks a pick up truck driver”
    “Kermit is the next First Lady”

    • @maggiedawson4461
      @maggiedawson4461 4 роки тому +99

      Dont forget when his birthday was forgotten

    • @alicemerong5947
      @alicemerong5947 4 роки тому +20

      Kermit dies

    • @aliensumbra
      @aliensumbra 4 роки тому +118

      @@alicemerong5947
      kermit cannot die
      Its either suffering or soap

    • @nerveagent1905
      @nerveagent1905 4 роки тому +57

      "Kermit commits a war crime and is held accountable by the Hague"

    • @scivnce4273
      @scivnce4273 4 роки тому +38

      Kermit sells blue meth and moves to alaska after being caught

  • @gothworm7971
    @gothworm7971 6 років тому +1425

    He's misunderstood. He wanted to make art and he did his best

    • @PalisBee
      @PalisBee 6 років тому +27

      He needs Bob's calming vibes more than anyone.

    • @Irvingstark
      @Irvingstark 5 років тому +3

      Mary Beth.
      Kermit. The misunderstood artist, that no one will ever understand

  • @stickersonalaptop7439
    @stickersonalaptop7439 6 років тому +8399

    You guys should have a sign that counts the last day since a Kermit disaster

  • @allenjones1947
    @allenjones1947 6 років тому +8097

    *It's always Kermit.*

    • @lizcotton17
      @lizcotton17 6 років тому +50

      Allen Jay i literally came to comment that exact same thing frick

    • @Zeennuh
      @Zeennuh 6 років тому +27

      i did too damn it

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 6 років тому +20

      My first thought seeing this in my sub box 😂 Oh, Kermit...

    • @Basementjacks
      @Basementjacks 6 років тому +39

      One month ago was stung by a bee, after that 2 weeks ago fell into the pool. Now of course oil paint on his paws.

    • @1mercurygirl
      @1mercurygirl 6 років тому +4

      you stole the comment I was going to make on this comment

  • @jaymoon2377
    @jaymoon2377 6 років тому +5991

    Jenna seems like genuinely concerned about the fact that Cermit has oil paint in his paw and that’s the funniest and cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

    • @NeonPandaLyrics
      @NeonPandaLyrics 5 років тому +246

      Late but oil paint is normally toxic and dangerous to injest and breathe the fumes in an closed room with bad fumigation

    • @livelholm4162
      @livelholm4162 5 років тому +7

      Kermit* not Cermit

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 5 років тому +66

      @@livelholm4162 probably a joke

    • @halley6903
      @halley6903 5 років тому +31

      OH NO NO r/woOOosh

    • @cobalt1754
      @cobalt1754 5 років тому +41

      High-quality oil paints often contain heavy metals as colorants (like cadmium).
      Source: 1 semester of oil painting

  • @JessabiS
    @JessabiS 6 років тому +467

    Saw the title and immediately thought "of course he did"

  • @heidzilla.
    @heidzilla. 6 років тому +983

    frizzy hair? coconut oil.
    dry skin? coconut oil.
    oil paint on your cermet? *coconut oil*

    • @aphroselenee
      @aphroselenee 6 років тому +6

      Cement loves coconut oil

    • @znyznyzny
      @znyznyzny 6 років тому +11

      that shit works for itchy skin too I swear coconut oil works for nearly everything

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 6 років тому +1

      heidzilla Ha!🤣🤣🤣

    • @MainlyDak
      @MainlyDak 5 років тому

      Kermit

    • @madelinekothe2545
      @madelinekothe2545 5 років тому

      Hotel? Trivago.

  • @my_bubby7
    @my_bubby7 6 років тому +2909

    do not let your cermit use oil paints, he will not grow

  • @クロウ-y9i
    @クロウ-y9i 4 роки тому +389

    I love how Kermit is just completely quiet the entire time Jenna is trying to get off the oil paint. Finally, he has Mommy’s full attention.

  • @TDIdialgagirl
    @TDIdialgagirl 6 років тому +5793

    Kermit; Stepped in paint, fell in the pool, stepped on a bee, hurt his knee... 2018 was not a good year for cermets

    • @abbis8981
      @abbis8981 6 років тому +60

      and its not over yet

    • @adondon5774
      @adondon5774 6 років тому +134

      Carmen Austins and currently he gets bitten by a spider it never ends

    • @latenadia
      @latenadia 6 років тому +42

      poor squaremet

    • @livlaughloveanime
      @livlaughloveanime 5 років тому +60

      Stepping in oil paint does not help your cermet grow

    • @sisels
      @sisels 5 років тому +20

      UA-cam Rewind 2018 should've been 10 minutes of Cermet incidents...

  • @bayleywwe2057
    @bayleywwe2057 6 років тому +1122

    *Kermit is such a Middle Child*

    • @strangerthings5338
      @strangerthings5338 6 років тому

      Bayley WWE is that a bad thing....I’m a middle child....

    • @2swaggy
      @2swaggy 6 років тому

      xxQueen Unicornxx middle child out of 5, oof

  • @jayceepenny
    @jayceepenny 6 років тому +2605

    I love you Kermit but you test me *EVERYDAY BOI*

    • @daisymay156
      @daisymay156 6 років тому +18

      jennypenny I always thought that was an exaggeration before I started watching Julien’s vlogs 😂

    • @lifesabeach6955
      @lifesabeach6955 6 років тому

      Ayy I was your 1,000 like🤙

    • @thatpotato37
      @thatpotato37 6 років тому +3

      Its everyday bro

    • @thebarepimpproject
      @thebarepimpproject 4 роки тому +2

      it’s everyday bro

    • @boujieee8983
      @boujieee8983 4 роки тому

      Idc what Kermit does I want my own kermit

  • @isabellezellers1693
    @isabellezellers1693 6 років тому +1534

    “OUR CAT NAMED KERMIT JUMPED ON THE TABLE”
    ~Jenna

    • @boujieee8983
      @boujieee8983 4 роки тому +4

      My dragon cat tomato named Kermit jumped into space

    • @gorelbarkbark872
      @gorelbarkbark872 3 роки тому

      @@boujieee8983 And got stung by a star.

  • @mollylollydolly
    @mollylollydolly 6 років тому +5050

    “no mistakes, just happy accidents” -bob ross

    • @MuskieLps
      @MuskieLps 6 років тому +7

      lmao

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 6 років тому +58

      **Hits person with car**
      *OOPSIE, THIS ISNT A ACCIDENT IS A H A P P Y A C C I D E N T*

    • @DerpyCat202
      @DerpyCat202 6 років тому +4

      amen

    • @sacrilegioussasquatch
      @sacrilegioussasquatch 5 років тому +4

      @@jewelmine442 and the person hit was Donald Trump so happy accident

    • @crispycracka
      @crispycracka 5 років тому +5

      k you still salty about the election?

  • @acommondove
    @acommondove 6 років тому +685

    A series: Kermit *does something problematic*

  • @nicole-xn1jy
    @nicole-xn1jy 6 років тому +2050

    instead of writing my paper, I spent 9 minutes watching two people lecture a cermit for stepping in oil paint and i don't regret a a second

  • @jessicacalabrese7369
    @jessicacalabrese7369 5 років тому +1694

    Jillian : “ No greenies for you ! “
    Jenna : “ No he still gets some”
    *ME*

  • @SeychellesLover
    @SeychellesLover 6 років тому +2161

    They dont need a cat because kermit already resembles 2 cats 3 dogs and school of fish.

    • @sohhyunmin
      @sohhyunmin 6 років тому +3

      Haha omg this comment

    • @HammyTechnoid
      @HammyTechnoid 6 років тому

      Nailed it!!!

    • @flibbertygibbet
      @flibbertygibbet 6 років тому +4

      What about all the rats he killed does that add to his multi-animal spirit?

    • @gracyn5482
      @gracyn5482 6 років тому

      Relatable

  • @ghost_puppett
    @ghost_puppett 6 років тому +670

    It’s better than the bee I guess.

  • @dressaz1118
    @dressaz1118 6 років тому +771

    *pours coconut oil on life problems*

  • @Sapphire_wolff
    @Sapphire_wolff 5 років тому +886

    No one understands Kermit's feelings, he just wanted to become a dorito.

    • @lil-tiger2354
      @lil-tiger2354 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @brenidk5566
      @brenidk5566 4 роки тому +7

      This should have so much more recognition than just 51 likes! I loved this so much 😂

  • @Have_ACookie
    @Have_ACookie 6 років тому +2475

    Kermit is a new species now: The Italian Orangehound.

  • @abstract7026
    @abstract7026 6 років тому +1137

    Kermit:
    Not getting attention, steps on bee.
    Not getting attention, falls in pool.
    Not getting attention, pops out knee.

    • @fanatics2551
      @fanatics2551 6 років тому +80

      Abstract. not getting attention, paints his paw

    • @duygutezcan3341
      @duygutezcan3341 6 років тому +63

      Not getting attention, breaks his tail.

    • @EmmalovesLouis1D
      @EmmalovesLouis1D 6 років тому +28

      Not getting attention, needs water hump

    • @elliot9310
      @elliot9310 6 років тому +24

      Not getting attention, rubs on soap

    • @s_yenttirb
      @s_yenttirb 6 років тому +20

      Not getting attention, screams and cries.

  • @amandaf3546
    @amandaf3546 6 років тому +696

    *reads title* of course he did. I’m not surprised. What hasn’t he done? Stung by bee, fell in the pool, and now steps in paint. Geez, Kermit, calm down

    • @kianasosa518
      @kianasosa518 6 років тому +30

      Ana Lore popped his knee out of its socket on the podcast doing nothing

    • @thedragking2524
      @thedragking2524 6 років тому

      @@kianasosa518 witch podcast

    • @TheSweetPzzz
      @TheSweetPzzz 6 років тому +20

      ...broke his tail.

    • @kianasosa518
      @kianasosa518 6 років тому +2

      The Dragking252 the newest one I think it’s called “Reading our birth charts” it happened toward the end of the podcast

    • @danascroggins9271
      @danascroggins9271 6 років тому +1

      I love this compendium of cermet issues

  • @tinaanderson5062
    @tinaanderson5062 5 років тому +660

    Julien: looks up how to wash the paint off
    Google: *"Is it fkin Kermit beech"*

    • @aimee-leighcairney7907
      @aimee-leighcairney7907 4 роки тому +11

      like the nurse from the spider bite video 😂😂😂😂
      she walks in and sees Jenna n Julian and just asks "Is it kermit?"

  • @helinn138
    @helinn138 6 років тому +771

    someone needs to stop kermit for real that buoy is OUT OF CONTROL

    • @aoibhemaee5357
      @aoibhemaee5357 6 років тому +3

      Kermit needs help

    • @jls200022
      @jls200022 6 років тому +5

      Is he an aries like his aries father? 😂😂

    • @CraftAmateur
      @CraftAmateur 6 років тому +2

      @@jls200022 he actually isn't but i feel like he wants to be

    • @marianaroc
      @marianaroc 6 років тому +2

      Jessica Strong the dogs are all geminis lol

    • @jls200022
      @jls200022 6 років тому

      @@marianaroc thats what i thought lol

  • @LunaMalfoy3
    @LunaMalfoy3 6 років тому +2209

    Please get drunk and both of you follow a bob Ross tutorial, but face your canvasses away from one another so you can’t see what the other does. And at the end, reveal the masterpieces to one another.

    • @juansmith4296
      @juansmith4296 6 років тому +15

      This! 1000 times this!

    • @ChristineNighting
      @ChristineNighting 6 років тому +7

      Love this idea!

    • @juulia2496
      @juulia2496 6 років тому +6

      YES YES YES YES

    • @JasonJarrah
      @JasonJarrah 6 років тому +55

      "Virgo and Aries try to follow a Bob Ross video...drunk." It'd be a shit show even if they weren't drunk LOL

    • @nataliethomas3240
      @nataliethomas3240 6 років тому +2

      YES

  • @reesesvivis
    @reesesvivis 6 років тому +460

    “Kermit got stung by a bee.”
    “Kermit fell in the pool.”
    “Kermit stepped in oil paint.”
    Beginning to see a pattern.

    • @eszethomas
      @eszethomas 6 років тому +1

      The common denominator is Kermit... properly. We don't know for sure.

    • @cheyannsprenger8204
      @cheyannsprenger8204 6 років тому +12

      Lol you also forgot the OG trilogy of 'Kermit broke his tail,' 'Kermit dislocated his knee,' and 'Kermit has Cushings.'

    • @PassTheMarmalade1957
      @PassTheMarmalade1957 6 років тому +7

      Stay tuned for the next episode, "Kermit is allergic to air."

    • @CharmednReady03
      @CharmednReady03 6 років тому

      He is just a middle child looking for attention

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 5 років тому +526

    As an art major seeing the title I just let out a defeated sigh of:
    "Of course, he did."

  • @nonsensicalexis
    @nonsensicalexis 6 років тому +408

    If you and Jenna just start a separate series of following Bob Ross painting tutorials, I think the entire internet would be totally fine with that

  • @ellie9058
    @ellie9058 6 років тому +3364

    Everytime I look in my video feed... it's like,
    kermit hurt his leg
    Kermit got stung by a bee
    Kermit fell in the pool
    Kermit broke his tail
    Kermit stood in oil painting
    Kermit is like a category 5 hurricane trapped in a little dogs body.

    • @noellezabinski7864
      @noellezabinski7864 6 років тому +4

      Ellie Ellie bahahahaahahahah

    • @cearadavids8605
      @cearadavids8605 6 років тому +8

      this made me die laughing omg 😂

    • @moriahschoech9894
      @moriahschoech9894 6 років тому +42

      He's the dog form of Julien but his "Aries" comes out in accidents lol

    • @fishygirl164
      @fishygirl164 6 років тому +11

      Kermit could be the name of one of the upcoming hurricanes K is the letter after this next one.

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 6 років тому +2

      @@fishygirl164 we need to make this a thing. Someone get it trending! 😂

  • @MysticSarahh
    @MysticSarahh 6 років тому +2351

    Kermit is literally a child. Needs constant attention, gets messy, and wants anything his siblings have. Kermit is literally the only child I like (mainly because he's a dog).

    • @mydadtookovermyaccountsmh
      @mydadtookovermyaccountsmh 5 років тому +2

      Lol me 😆

    • @rb5078
      @rb5078 5 років тому +1

      Same 😂

    • @shawnsmuffin230
      @shawnsmuffin230 5 років тому +14

      And cries half of the time

    • @Guppyg53
      @Guppyg53 5 років тому +17

      Cermat acts like the youngest spoiled child. Bunny acts like the eldest kid like she actually sorta knows what shes doing

  • @sawyervince8285
    @sawyervince8285 5 років тому +373

    my big fat greek wedding milineal version - "coconut oil fixes everything "

  • @helinn138
    @helinn138 6 років тому +1902

    kermit now has his own series on your channel, Julien:
    Episode 1: kermit got stung by a bee
    Episode 2: kermit fell into the pool
    Episode 3: kermit stepped in oil paint
    watch out he’s TAKING OVER.

    • @tinamarie2121
      @tinamarie2121 6 років тому +17

      helinn13 Kermit needs an intervention, LOL

    • @maddiefossett1065
      @maddiefossett1065 6 років тому +27

      he's coming for Shane's brand

    • @softfishy
      @softfishy 6 років тому +49

      Lets not forget him breaking his tail

    • @jassevihavainen3509
      @jassevihavainen3509 6 років тому +40

      Also "kermit dislocated his knee" 😂

    • @shamelessmoose
      @shamelessmoose 6 років тому +22

      Don't forget Kermit's Soap party.

  • @sarahspinetta
    @sarahspinetta 6 років тому +960

    Just in case this happens again, Dawn dish soap gets out oil paint really quickly. Basically you need some kind of soap that “cuts grease” so you can break down the oils from the paint and remove it.
    Source: personal experience. My cat likes to run through my oil paint while I’m painting.

    • @lexibird3560
      @lexibird3560 6 років тому +3

      Sarah Spinetta Haha same, I've had to wash my cat's/dog's paws so often while painting I've had to take a break 😂

    • @bunnied1052
      @bunnied1052 6 років тому +23

      do not give your Kermit dawn dish soap, only Irish spring will make him grow

    • @4myth3st71
      @4myth3st71 6 років тому +1

      Sarah Spinetta I was thinking fairy liquid also? I used to use it to clean my paint brushes..

    • @horsechik
      @horsechik 6 років тому +7

      i was going to say, they use dawn for oil spill animals, it should work on an oily kermit

    • @goldenjet96
      @goldenjet96 6 років тому +6

      also use the soap first before the water! use plenty and massage it around and THEN rinse with water.

  • @SlightlyDisconnected
    @SlightlyDisconnected 6 років тому +718

    UA-cam: julien solomita uploaded a video "kermit..."
    Me: Oh god what now

  • @beccapridmore5679
    @beccapridmore5679 Рік тому +40

    Today my 9 month old human baby went to an art class and COVERED himself in blue paint. The lady running the class told me is should come off in 5-7 days… did I panic? No. I used my Kermit emergency paint knowledge and used coconut oil, now I have a regular, non blue, baby. Thank you Jenna for your endless knowledge ❤️

  • @katie_the_lady
    @katie_the_lady 6 років тому +1899

    Juliens vlog style is so good and _different_ he just shares the best parts of their lives with us. It’s like those little memories that you think back on and laugh at- and those are what he shares. *I love that so much*

    • @hunnybee3292
      @hunnybee3292 6 років тому +2

      Hes so hard to stay mad at

    • @gracelewis-somers4104
      @gracelewis-somers4104 6 років тому +7

      Ikr! You see so many people doing thay annoying shit like for example "dying my hair!" And then the whole fucking video is random boring shit with about 5 seconds of what the title actually says the video is about, Jenna and Juilen are so real and down to earth it's beautiful!

  • @Zeennuh
    @Zeennuh 6 років тому +544

    jenna did not beat the devil out of the paints because it obviously possessed kermit

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 6 років тому +6

      Zena I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aacrvbbv
      @aacrvbbv 6 років тому +1

      Zena 😂😂😂😂jesus

    • @lisalynn1
      @lisalynn1 6 років тому +2

      Haha I really laughed out loud. Good one.

  • @lizlemxn
    @lizlemxn 6 років тому +1508

    *as Julian is going in to clean the table*
    Me: dontrubitindontrubitindontrubitindont-

    • @safucci
      @safucci 6 років тому +8

      how would you clean it then? lol

    • @Suprachiasmatic
      @Suprachiasmatic 6 років тому +88

      Safa Slote dab, not rub.

    • @autumnfehl9798
      @autumnfehl9798 6 років тому +38

      Dish soap will get up what's left on the table

    • @niconicole247
      @niconicole247 6 років тому +2

      sup army💜👌

    • @oldemail9892
      @oldemail9892 6 років тому +7

      that's how i felt

  • @spiggyo
    @spiggyo 5 років тому +366

    I cannot believe you missed the golden opportunity of puns. When Julien poured the coconut oil into your palm, I 100% believed with all of my being that he was going to say "now it's palm oil"

  • @stefmlaing8531
    @stefmlaing8531 6 років тому +766

    Kermit: "I am masterpiece"

  • @luisvargas1736
    @luisvargas1736 6 років тому +1732

    Kermit, Kermit?
    Yes, Jenna?
    Stepping in oil paint?
    No, Jenna.
    Telling lies?
    No, Jenna.
    Show me your paws.
    [insert Kermit crying noises here] 3x

    • @Amsool
      @Amsool 6 років тому +8

      Gold haha

    • @fieldofdandelions1508
      @fieldofdandelions1508 6 років тому +40

      JNJ MEMES WE'RE WAITING

    • @ashley.558
      @ashley.558 6 років тому +3

      I HAD ICE CREAM IN MY MOUTH I SPIT IT OUT TJIS WAS SO FUNNY

    • @alibault2722
      @alibault2722 6 років тому +1

      ash rose what flavour of ice cream?

    • @soul23110
      @soul23110 6 років тому +5

      Johnny Johnny

  • @AsmitaNayak19
    @AsmitaNayak19 6 років тому +2954

    Your dogs have so much personality. They're all like different characters of a TV show 😃

    • @charlotteewilson
      @charlotteewilson 6 років тому +34

      Except for marbles, he’s dead...
      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @gudday012
      @gudday012 6 років тому +1

      My like brought this comment from 2.0k likes --> 2.1k likes

    • @gudday012
      @gudday012 6 років тому +1

      Just saying

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 6 років тому +5

      @@charlotteewilson Marbels is the dead ghost grandma whos just here and trying to do her best

  • @beeleg
    @beeleg 5 років тому +317

    Kermit: hooman mommy an daddy ar nawt paying enouff attention to me, must cause scene
    Oil paint:
    Kermit: bingo bango

  • @MsCLS90
    @MsCLS90 6 років тому +236

    I absolutely insist that you do a bob Ross painting Julian!!! I need an Aries bob Ross painting tutorial in my life!

    • @gabriellatful
      @gabriellatful 6 років тому +7

      Caitlin Snyder why don’t they do the same tutorial at the same time?

    • @MsCLS90
      @MsCLS90 6 років тому +5

      gabriellatful omg that didn’t even cross my mind, he said it in the video and I instantly just said yes! Julian this is a must!!!!!!

  • @nsjak4ever0413
    @nsjak4ever0413 6 років тому +311

    Kermit was thinking "Mommy ignore me....I make Mommy spend time with me...I show you"...."now gives me chikkin hoooman slave"

  • @kaspernen8071
    @kaspernen8071 6 років тому +1028

    There should be a compilation of "Kermit doing everything he shouldn't for 5 minutes straight"

    • @mjcovey1208
      @mjcovey1208 6 років тому +7

      J and j memes

    • @luckieonline7845
      @luckieonline7845 6 років тому +18

      "Kermit being a NASTEE BOI for 5 minutes straight"??

    • @Uquityabtchn
      @Uquityabtchn 6 років тому +21

      I think it will be longer than 5 minutes.

    • @squkyshoes
      @squkyshoes 6 років тому +2

      I would probably watch that video every day.

    • @ieatshavingcream2236
      @ieatshavingcream2236 6 років тому +3

      More like 500 minutes straight

  • @blep5940
    @blep5940 4 роки тому +104

    Marpel, Paesh, Hörse: **just exists**
    Cermet:
    Got stung by a bee,
    Got bit by a spider,
    Fell in the pool,
    Hurt his leg,
    Broke his tail
    and Stepped in oil paint

    • @skandisjvel1147
      @skandisjvel1147 4 роки тому

      How did you mess up every single one of their names

    • @blep5940
      @blep5940 4 роки тому +6

      @@skandisjvel1147 Uh- it's a meme, Jenna herself made videos "how to take care of your cermet", for example...

    • @rechealle
      @rechealle 2 роки тому

      @@skandisjvel1147 fake Jenna Marbles fan

  • @ForChrome1
    @ForChrome1 6 років тому +830

    Get the devil out of Kermit’s paw

  • @taylorcallahan21
    @taylorcallahan21 6 років тому +392

    Kermit: oail paint, come heare....steap step steap

    • @madlin9439
      @madlin9439 6 років тому +2

      itstaylor this made me laugh TOO hard

    • @Goat.Cheese
      @Goat.Cheese 6 років тому +1

      Haha Haha Haha that voice

    • @candealwithit
      @candealwithit 6 років тому

      Best comment yet!

  • @Ripcity_10
    @Ripcity_10 6 років тому +2060

    Kermit: the problem child
    The movie

    • @mermaidmemoirs
      @mermaidmemoirs 6 років тому +3

      THis must happen. LOL

    • @LOVEanneLOVE
      @LOVEanneLOVE 6 років тому

      Lmao we need a trailer for this!

    • @Ripcity_10
      @Ripcity_10 6 років тому +2

      Anna nas j and j memes, where you at? XD

    • @LOVEanneLOVE
      @LOVEanneLOVE 6 років тому

      @@Ripcity_10 hahaha right? Can we tag people on youtube or what lol

    • @NeeraTheLynx
      @NeeraTheLynx 6 років тому

      i would watch this!

  • @chickennugget3515
    @chickennugget3515 5 років тому +466

    Kermit: steps in paint
    Kermit: 👁️👅👁️

  • @MeganSmithers
    @MeganSmithers 6 років тому +526

    Internally screaming every second the paint is left on the table

    • @mirandanichols8162
      @mirandanichols8162 6 років тому +20

      Megan Smithers I literally yelled out loud “get the paint off the table!!”

    • @jugasppar
      @jugasppar 6 років тому +19

      and when he wiped it off but left that big yellow stain

    • @MeganSmithers
      @MeganSmithers 6 років тому +19

      mimi and then LEFT THE PAINTS OUT ON THE TABLE STILL

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 6 років тому +12

      He used coconut oil!? why?! with the turpentine right there? clean it first??

    • @14mspickles
      @14mspickles 6 років тому +2

      They might be able to sand it down and stain it a darker color!

  • @MAULLAJ
    @MAULLAJ 6 років тому +3896

    Am sarry mam and dad

    • @puppup7041
      @puppup7041 6 років тому +38

      Kermit the Dog Friend Are you still friends with Bames?

    • @rubi.s.c
      @rubi.s.c 6 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @rosedragon3498
      @rosedragon3498 6 років тому +38

      Not ur fault cermet

    • @rosedragon3498
      @rosedragon3498 6 років тому +25

      Did cermet have an aneurism what is that expression

    • @godimanerd4435
      @godimanerd4435 6 років тому +2

      Lol

  • @BlueBarth
    @BlueBarth 6 років тому +409

    I’m starting to think that Kermit, since he’s the middle child, is purposely getting into trouble just to get attention from his parents. 🤔😂

  • @gracebradley2944
    @gracebradley2944 5 років тому +535

    why is it always nasty boy?!
    •oil paint
    •spider bite
    • always at the vet

    • @starbee325
      @starbee325 5 років тому +1

      Grace Bradley he wants attention

    • @kennaisatlas8323
      @kennaisatlas8323 5 років тому

      Burns out and falls in the pool

    • @loveyourstargirl
      @loveyourstargirl 4 роки тому +1

      Whenever they go to the vet im guessing the receptionist says “Its Kermit isnt it”

  • @sunshinegarden21
    @sunshinegarden21 6 років тому +1206

    Heads up if this happens to anyone else, "scrubbing" with a bit of cornstarch, then warm water & soap works too for oil paint. The cornstarch soaks up the oil rather then smear it like other liquids do. I'm a painter (usually use acrylic but use oil too) & my dog is constantly in my lap while I'm painting so I've had to struggle many times getting paint out of her fur, lol.

    • @trippingazzi7741
      @trippingazzi7741 6 років тому +80

      Art by CG Alternatively; dawn soap if you're cheap like me. Dawn soap has oil break down properties

    • @skulIastica
      @skulIastica 6 років тому +48

      @@trippingazzi7741 ohhh that's why they had that ad involving those birds and the oil spill.

    • @LeyliaFireheart
      @LeyliaFireheart 5 років тому +47

      @@skulIastica I used to work at a wildlife center and dawn was the go to. Just dilute it a lot and use as little as possible to get the oil out because you don't want to risk any soap residue getting left in their fur/feathers. That's probably why jenna and julien opt for the coconut oil because if they don't get it all out the dogs won't get sick. don't use oil on birds though very bad for them.

    • @skulIastica
      @skulIastica 5 років тому

      @@LeyliaFireheart yeah dawn is really good company... for the effectiveness of its soup and how ethical it is.

    • @edenm6822
      @edenm6822 5 років тому

      “Other liquids”
      hmmmmmmmmm

  • @melissabeckmann6397
    @melissabeckmann6397 6 років тому +931

    Yet another great example of "I love you very much Kermit, but you test me every dAy bOiiiI"

  • @sav_christine
    @sav_christine 6 років тому +1172

    Jenna: “Julien, now is not the time.”
    Julien: *stares in Aries*
    *face says “now is always the time”*

    • @brooklynbyers7048
      @brooklynbyers7048 6 років тому +3

      Savannah Christine literally lmao

    • @SkullCrusher757
      @SkullCrusher757 6 років тому +4

      then the scorpios attack

    • @MicrowaveableKitty
      @MicrowaveableKitty 6 років тому

      Meanwhile, my INTP Sagittarius butt is just sitting back and letting you all destroy each other. THEN I SHALL RULE!!!!!!!!!

  • @garret2419
    @garret2419 6 років тому +4067

    How did he manage to only step in one color?? 😂
    (Edit: holy shit I’ve never had so many likes thank y’all 😅☺️)

    • @Strawtebby
      @Strawtebby 5 років тому +242

      Probably felt weird so he dipped

    • @kohnermahan
      @kohnermahan 5 років тому +15

      Last Call his foot

    • @elise4896
      @elise4896 5 років тому +83

      You underestimate the *CERMET*

    • @Εδεν-λ2μ
      @Εδεν-λ2μ 5 років тому +94

      *He had it all planned out*

    • @liyah.
      @liyah. 5 років тому +64

      He knew what he was doing

  • @dominiquemidgett1073
    @dominiquemidgett1073 6 років тому +1384

    Artist here, use dawn and toothpaste. It will get the oil paint off his paw. Also on your table use turpentine to get the paint off and then clean it profusely with your regular cleaners. If it gets on any fabric, its not coming off, sorry :/

    • @notheretodayortomorrow
      @notheretodayortomorrow 6 років тому +41

      Turpentine will damage wood surfaces; stained or not. Best to find an oil that will replicate the orginal wood to lift the pigment or cut the oil with dawn like you said. Either way, also best not to over saturate your wood furniture too.

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 6 років тому +69

      then i think we can suggest to jenna to always put something on the table to avoid something like this again

    • @ivonnelomeli
      @ivonnelomeli 6 років тому +5

      It does get off clothes. Put it in the washing machine

    • @AJTutorials101
      @AJTutorials101 6 років тому +25

      Ivonne not oil paints :(

    • @swimfan3588
      @swimfan3588 6 років тому +22

      Maggee Lang or just use coconut oil lol. That appears to have done the job

  • @celestialCerebrum
    @celestialCerebrum 6 років тому +316

    I love the dichotomy between vlogs about Peach and vlogs about Kermit:
    Peach plays with a toy!
    Kermit burned down the house and stole our neighbor's husband.

  • @user-nc4yb8rd3g
    @user-nc4yb8rd3g 6 років тому +628

    Why does cermet lowkey look like Sid from Ice Age

  • @peytoncough8423
    @peytoncough8423 5 років тому +135

    I have a song for kermit.
    “I’m the clumsy middle child.
    Cause I, Fell In the pool,
    stepped in paint,
    Got bit by a spider,
    hurt my knee,
    broke my tail, and
    stepped on a bee!
    For attention!”

    • @rhondahall4282
      @rhondahall4282 5 років тому +2

      You mean his life

    • @benrisalandpastel
      @benrisalandpastel 4 роки тому +1

      Did you know there’s a Kermit song 😃
      It called “Kermit song”

  • @emilygordon3608
    @emilygordon3608 6 років тому +1048

    kErMiT stEpPeD oN a BeE
    kErMiT FeLL iN tHe pOoL
    kErMiT STEPPED IN OIL PAINT AND GOT IT ALL OVER EVERYTHING

    • @patstrong547
      @patstrong547 6 років тому +28

      Emily Gordon I think there is a children's book in this

    • @aster7167
      @aster7167 6 років тому +22

      Overall *It’s. Always. Kermit.*

    • @chelseaalexus1839
      @chelseaalexus1839 6 років тому +14

      Yo Frl though when I saw this in my recommendation list I said to myself “Here goes Kermit doing some dumb shit again” *sigh* then clicked the video lmfao

    • @CrazehhTacozz
      @CrazehhTacozz 6 років тому +1

      Also Kermit broek his tail

  • @stealthydeer4274
    @stealthydeer4274 6 років тому +949

    kermit got stung by a bee.
    kermit fell into the pool.
    kermit stepped into paint.
    kermit took over our house.
    kermit became the persident.
    kermit ruled the world.

  • @angel-uv6vn
    @angel-uv6vn 6 років тому +513

    *OUR CAT NAMED KERMIT*

  • @finhart1099
    @finhart1099 5 років тому +121

    *anything exists*
    kermit: "Are You Challenging Me?"

  • @Emxcix
    @Emxcix 6 років тому +373

    Kermits nails looking like he been a smoker for 89yrs

  • @babybluecheeks
    @babybluecheeks 6 років тому +92

    Jenna did so good with the painting! She really has every skill known to the universe. I feel like if I've tried random things in life like dying my hair, tried to dye it blonde it came our LITERALLY orange!. I wish I had Jennas natural talent.

    • @asenafenrir
      @asenafenrir 6 років тому

      When you go blond you want to use a violet toner afterward to get out the brassiness aka the orange tones.

  • @tippib2222
    @tippib2222 6 років тому +171

    It's always Kermit, a poem:
    Stepping on bees - it never fails
    Like getting paint all in his nails.
    Accident prone in the pool water
    It's always Kermit & not your daughter.

  • @shellsart226
    @shellsart226 5 років тому +181

    Oil paint does not help your Cermet growwww

  • @iwassarcastic5282
    @iwassarcastic5282 6 років тому +1797

    kermit kind of reminds me of Sid from ice age

  • @polina_levina
    @polina_levina 6 років тому +241

    Orange is the new Cermit

    • @iamandrey
      @iamandrey 6 років тому

      Полина Левина лол

  • @bitteralmonds2614
    @bitteralmonds2614 6 років тому +356

    The most hilarious thing is HE DOESN'T EVEN FEEL GUILTY!! He literally just looks at the camera like "My Mommy is giving me pedicure because she can care for her Cermet." Literally he doesn't even care.

    • @moltodolce7071
      @moltodolce7071 6 років тому +13

      he wasnt wearing the suit but that boy was Leisuring

  • @berryhaechans
    @berryhaechans 6 років тому +1285

    why is it Kermit that almost dies and people still be calling marble the dead one like wth?😭😂

    • @cyno6037
      @cyno6037 5 років тому +18

      Because kermit is at least active lol

    • @amirfreeman1557
      @amirfreeman1557 5 років тому +80

      To almost die you need to be alive

    • @AliceTheWoofingCat
      @AliceTheWoofingCat 5 років тому +21

      *gets paint on his paw
      HE COULD HAVE DIED

    • @heyyitsnickfam
      @heyyitsnickfam 5 років тому +9

      Lmao cuz Kermit is still very active even tho he’s legit deteriorating

    • @vanc8005
      @vanc8005 5 років тому +7

      yes, iz almost die from oil pain

  • @aeletr
    @aeletr 6 років тому +202

    Kermit is the crackhead of the family

  • @tl33
    @tl33 6 років тому +80

    Jenna's video for next week: "sanding and staining our table to disguise oil paint damage

  • @chapsticker
    @chapsticker 6 років тому +373

    "his hand"

  • @riripari2042
    @riripari2042 6 років тому +524

    Kermit and the others are so docile. I mean they just sit so still when they are held and don't squirm when being forced to wear small clothing, but whenever I try to hold me small dog like a baby he immediately starts squirming. So not fair.

    • @deadrisinfan29
      @deadrisinfan29 5 років тому +14

      Riri Pari it’s all based on what type of dog and how it’s trained

    • @Orangecatenergy
      @Orangecatenergy 4 роки тому +3

      Does he step in oil paint tho? Didn't think so

    • @batc4t.
      @batc4t. 4 роки тому +9

      Your Cermet just hasn't finished growing

  • @Cia1yam
    @Cia1yam 6 років тому +324

    FUTURE KNOWLEDGE, dawn is great for washing oil paint off of most things (example brushes) what you want is to get most of the paint off his foot will stay died orange/ yellow for a while (like white brushes when you wash them may still be that colour) honestly and really good grease cutting dish soap works pretty good. ALSO HORSE SHAMPOO IS GREAT. Cleaning with the coconut oil was a pretty smart idea (logic like that is actually in art conservation since you use protein to break down protein based stains). I recommend you look at the back of your paint tubes though and check the health labels since a lot of people do not do this (I work in an art store in canada) and make sure the backs have an AP health label and if they have cadmium without a hue afterwards that it does contain that substance and it can cause cancer due to inhalation/ absorption into the skin,make sure your hands are extra moisturized so the paint does not soak into your skin if you still want to use the colours. Not a lot of people talk about the health concerns to customers since they assume that they have looked it up on the internet before buying (same with some art vids on this site to be blunt) and honestly it is something that more people should be aware of.😊😊😊

    • @kelseyburd9690
      @kelseyburd9690 6 років тому +6

      from another art store robin - Gamblin 1980s (those paints) have next to no cadmium in them. tis student grade.

    • @Cia1yam
      @Cia1yam 6 років тому +2

      Cool I was worried since I could not see the tubes so just wanted to cover bases, thanks for the info.

    • @maryskidmore53
      @maryskidmore53 6 років тому

      I was gonna say the same thing. Lots of dawn. Always helpful.

    • @Anaphoraa
      @Anaphoraa 6 років тому +3

      Cia1yam gamblin oil paints are pretty much the safest oil paints! But i still think they should use gloves when working w it

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 6 років тому

      is dawn good for cermat?

  • @emilygarcia8064
    @emilygarcia8064 6 років тому +157

    “Our cat named Kermit” 😂🤣

  • @rossxjohnson
    @rossxjohnson 6 років тому +1657

    beat the devil out of kermits paw.

  • @canigetahoooyyyaaaaa7319
    @canigetahoooyyyaaaaa7319 5 років тому +47

    6:14 when spongebob and Patrick try to remove a drop of paint off of mr krabs first dollar.

  • @JustAChinesePleb
    @JustAChinesePleb 6 років тому +633

    It's always him. I'm starting do wonder if he does this on purpose.
    For *attention* .

    • @sunnymichelle5705
      @sunnymichelle5705 6 років тому +6

      Jin the banana from the left
      he’s such a mood

    • @RebeccahKahn
      @RebeccahKahn 6 років тому +7

      Of course he does!

    • @tinylight07
      @tinylight07 6 років тому +13

      *NASTY BOY*

    • @-soakedinbleach-5410
      @-soakedinbleach-5410 6 років тому +1

      this statement fits with any person just reread thinking about a different guy
      jake paul
      ricegum
      leafy
      logan paul
      keemstar

    • @chaitea1995
      @chaitea1995 6 років тому +1

      Jin the banana from the left I've got two shipoos, they DO do things for attention. Kermit is exactly like my dog Jackson.

  • @JustADoggoGirl
    @JustADoggoGirl 6 років тому +230

    "No, he still gets a greenie" hahaha of course he does!

  • @leowidows
    @leowidows 6 років тому +236

    this lens makes me feel like i’m in a fever dream

    • @SpidersFace
      @SpidersFace 6 років тому +6

      THE CAMERA WORK ALONE, FORGET THE LENS

    • @coral5921
      @coral5921 6 років тому

      Omg sameeee

  • @Sirbillnye
    @Sirbillnye 4 роки тому +278

    When you look at Kermit straight on sometimes he looks like Sid the sloth from ice age?? Duno just came to me in the moment?

    • @Uyhn26
      @Uyhn26 4 роки тому +3

      Jasmine Hill He does!! OMG haha

    • @MrRee-jo2or
      @MrRee-jo2or 4 роки тому +1

      Finally someone else noticed!

  • @arianamwright
    @arianamwright 6 років тому +529

    i wonder if bob’s squirrel ever stepped in oil paint

  • @victoriazinger3832
    @victoriazinger3832 6 років тому +479

    An Cermit thought orange paint was chicken. Cermit will do anything for chicken.

  • @ziggy217
    @ziggy217 6 років тому +226

    I love how a day after Jenna's videos come out Julien has a video of Kermit being Kermit

  • @sithro3961
    @sithro3961 6 років тому +56

    “when bae doesnt get your passionz”