So after a perfect rest, I yawned, then meditate, did excercise, got a message from my crush, drank some alcohol, got a message of salary credited, watched Dexter, got married, dance,kissed and did sex, got a promotion message, helped my poor friend, found a great catchy music, won a lotery now I am on the top of Mount Everest. What a wonderful day ♥️
@@toilaconhaisam3037 well it makes sense, since clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and the tip of a penis has 4000 nerve endings. Thus, twice the pleassure and twice the dopamine release
@@danielbloedow5350 im not a female but i think it wont be so good when you keep thinking that someday you will have to endure the pain of laying a baby
Except when I'm going to the toilet at night and I don't want to turn the light on, I aim for the water so I know I'm not missing the toilet altogether.
Girls compliment each other way more than guys do, so they feel like it's normal. Whereas guys feel like a god after getting a single compliment per year
@@PrasoonDwivedi08 no being with your non real parents breaks your heart and your childhood Maybe be ruined forever, Just by thinking you were raised by the one who gave yoy birth and loved you First
True but thats serotonin not dopamine. Dopamine can be defined as pleasure while serotonin is a feeling of accomplishment. Dopamine makes us feel great in the moment then goes down while serotonin is obtained after hard work as a result
@@hermonghebresslasie3198 so that's mean we should strive for serotonine rather than chasing dopamine to increase out life quality and psychologically as well ?
Tik-tok being shut down: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Dopamine units
the feeling of being dependant / urge to pay off debts is better i'm pretty sure . Also paying debt doesn't mean to banks , it can be to a friend you think you owe something even if he never asked for it , you feel like you wanna pay it off somehow , it's giving and returning , the pleasure you get from being clean is big
Are we gonna ignore how falling in love is higher than marriage, yawning is higher than getting complimented, and next time someone tells you to learn something show them coffee is higher
Like it feels good, rlly rlly good, but imo listening to game OSTs and not being bothered by your parents to get up and do something is the best for me.
Man, I just love it when I reach the top of Mt. Everest
Gotta climb it daily to boost those dopamine levels
same man, its great exercise for my limbs! try it!!
@@ahuman4994 yea, right? I climb it everyday
Dude I love it so much I just pass out at the top and fall all the way back down at the nearest hospital
Same
Yeah, sex is cool, *but have you ever reached the top of Mount Everest*
*Yeah...on Google*
@@evolutionmax9791 imagine yourswlf that someone actualy had to climb on the peak and make some photos and then go down
Look at your profile picture and name your obviously a virgin
Austin Halcion not true but yeah I can understand why you’d think that lol
Uhmm, does this means the peak of the sex or of the world?
you forgot flipping your pillow to the cold side
lol do that every night
Oh man, I am doing it right now...
You read my mind
Nice
Omg yes
So after a perfect rest, I yawned, then meditate, did excercise, got a message from my crush, drank some alcohol, got a message of salary credited, watched Dexter, got married, dance,kissed and did sex, got a promotion message, helped my poor friend, found a great catchy music, won a lotery now I am on the top of Mount Everest.
What a wonderful day ♥️
And after all that stuff your not even half as happy as me on Meth
@@FrozenyouACIDent you are Legend
And then probably you woke up. 😂
@@catty-lotl735 which, the meth one?
@@catty-lotl735 lul
Npesta finishing a geometry dash level: infinite
Omg, i was hoping commentaries like this hajajjaja
Yesss
Lol
Michigun the top player forever...
Beating a hard one on Mobile: infinity+1
When you step on a leaf and get the good crunch sound
That's sooooo satisfying
@HIT THE WALL or being hunted
C R O N C H
Over infinite
@@MetaDude stonks
about to sneeze but the feeling goes away right as its about to happen
-775500 dopamine
Very true
I like to sneeze, It gives a good feeling, but now with the coronavirus i CAN'T anymore :(
Yes
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@@necoarclover7001 what the
P.E.K.K.A connecting to tower: 9999 dopamine units
Yoo straight fax
😂😂.
Literally one of the best feelings, and it destroys the tower before dying is just 😫
Conclusion:
You can ignore your crush's message while eating your favourite food
Hahahahahahaha laugh so much at this! Yep, that doesn't make sense.
hey im portuguese too!
Yes !
He forgot the "Taking off your socks after a long day of work and scratching where the elastic band sat all day."
Better than cracking
Greatest feeling of all time.
I miss those good old days 😪.
Lol
THIS
What about Friday after school?
Shalat jumat
10000
Look down who is there 😂🤣
YESS
😂
Glad to know scratching yourself is more pleasurable than helping others
Normal people: thanks for the compliment
Me: thanks for the 47 dopamine units
Lmao idk why I just love this comment
😭😂
Aw thx this made my day😂
Imagine having sex while smoking paying a debt reaching mt everest winning the lottery at the same time
Walking to Mount everest having sex lol
Your dopamine will go through the roof
@@sierraacharlie wdym roof? Probably mt everest
@@whatsmyname4012 oh
@@TheActual5000 Ye lol 😂
Sex is ok but have you ever lost your house in minecraft and found it?
Lmfao and u have the same default pic as my main gmail acc lol
this one is so real :-D
True
true
me
When you pass a green traffic light signal 0.5 seconds before turning red
9999+ units
Me: 9999+ heart attack
after getting married, having sex, and played video games with my wife i thought i was the happiest man alive, turns out i just haven't tried Meth yet
this needs more likes
LMAOOO
*bruh moment*
Wierd flex but ok
Yawn 4 times and you basicly just got laid
i refuse to believe smoking is more pleasurable than sex
I refused to believe that female orgasim are better than male orgasim
@@toilaconhaisam3037 well it makes sense, since clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and the tip of a penis has 4000 nerve endings. Thus, twice the pleassure and twice the dopamine release
I wonder what felmal feel liek
@@danielbloedow5350 im not a female but i think it wont be so good when you keep thinking that someday you will have to endure the pain of laying a baby
@@toilaconhaisam3037 true but u could just not have babies lol
Can't find love? Just pet 30 dogs at once
Underrated
Thanks man
No just yawn many times until u feel pleaseured
Lol
Or sleep in the sun until you get pleasured 🧑🏿🎄
The person who releases more dopamine on getting a message from crush than having fun with friends isn't a real homie
Bros before hoes...
When you can breath in both of your nostrils during a cold
transinfinite
Yeh
then the cold air gets in and I feel like dying
When code runs without error
Dopamine : 1000
Man, I got a dopamine epiphany just by imagining it
Last one should’ve been: when you fall from a high place in minecraft but luckily you have a water bucket AND YOU PLACE IT AT THE PERFECT TIMING.
I feel that
This is my Infinite pleasure lol
sickfools
No.
It should of been saving your minecraft dog after it falls in lava
Joey Blakely what do you mean i thought you were supposed to eat the dogs
Getting text fror your crush: 122 dopamine units
Realising that your crush doesn't love you back: -122 dopamine units
This is an underrated comment for sure
Ouuu, I felt that.
Huh
wake up by an alarm I set but realize today is free and fall asleep again
Heaven
Getting a message by your teacher that today is holiday, no online classes.
150 dopamine 😂
@@tanveshkaviskar442 I read that as a massage
Amen
Discovering new song: 76
Listening to music: 100
*Confused screaming*
It's like 100+76 huh
Scratching an itch: 105 dopes
Resisting scratching: -1005 dopes
You know that holding back your dophamin makes you more motivated and confident
@@thebackro0ms in the long run, absolutely. That's why doing a "dopamine detox" is very beneficial
MO JO That’s a fancy way of saying “Voluntary depression”
@@mojo6112 isn't dopamine the one making you to scratch? Domapine is motivation, so maybe girls are more [ _ _ ] than men
@@kinarast well when you don't scratch you don't just feel fine.. you feel like you wanna burn that thing off of u. Women are more what??
I don't know if anyone has tried it, but it feels so good to put your hand under the pillow and feel that cold. (Especially when the weather is hot.)
sooooo true!
i been tried it
Or just out your cold hand in hot water (when the weather is cold)
anyone else pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise?
Haha pee in the middle go splash
Wow. Omg !!
Go to church
Except when I'm going to the toilet at night and I don't want to turn the light on, I aim for the water so I know I'm not missing the toilet altogether.
Thats me
You know a girl made this comparison when yawning is above getting a compliment
Gabe Macwilliams . getting a compliment as a guy should be the top
Tbh i get a compliment every year and i savor it like im charlie in the chocolate factory
As a girl, even if I get complimented often by friends and family, I still love them way more than a yawn.
Nathan Austin exactly
Girls compliment each other way more than guys do, so they feel like it's normal. Whereas guys feel like a god after getting a single compliment per year
Hi, my name is Michael and I'm addicted to Reaching the top of Mount Everest
Omg I do it everyday
no your name is don
@@olasubomiawolowo9933 The FBI is stealing all my info
A truly underrated comment
Huh I just came back from a casual walk
you forgot about finding the angle that your charger works at
What about ur phone getting enough charge so now you can switch ur sleeping position
The most relatable comment ive ever seen
y e s
I'm ambidextrous so I don't have this problem, lol
Lol true..
So RELATABLE 😭😭😭
Why get married when you can smoke a cigarette
Lol🤣🤣🤣
Helth
Il Tuo Plug tff
¿Por qué no los dos?
advais
Me and my friends paying each other to farm dopamine
It's big brain time
is your friend a she? can i farm as well, if its a he leave me out
@T Jack *Simp.*
Drinking water when your very thirsty: am I a joke to you
So are you telling me scratching an itch gives you more dopamine than having a productive day? Guess what I'm gonna be doing the whole day
Me: owes parents five dollars
Me: pays it off
Me: feel like I just climed mound Everest
great grammar
Learn to spell
Lol imagine being a grammar Nazi
this is most likely a typo (except the "mound") and yall gettin mad
Nice profile picture
142 exercise: „mhhmm maybe I should hit the gym this week“
150 alcohol: „ooooooor maybe...“
1250 methamphetamines: OR MAYBEEEE....
@Black Mesa i dont think so
@@gokupt4630 oh no
@@gokupt4630 👀
@@gokupt4630 🚨🚔
Discovering a New song produces less dopamine than listening to music?
and pleasure of reaching top of mount everest and smoking is the same hahaha. This is a joke
Of course it does! Nostalgia > new
Why get a text from your crush, when you can *use the toilet when desparate*
*ON MOUNT EVEREST*
Arthur Morgan whilst eating your favorite food
Can’t relate
Wow I just love it when my crush texts me that she got a boyfriend.
Sed😢
🥲
😃
smok memth
masochisy
Learning something new gives pleasure?
I learned that I was adopted.
Im so pleasured
Soo underrated
I think the one who got adopted should feel happy. Because the one who adopted you actually wanted you.
@@PrasoonDwivedi08 no being with your non real parents breaks your heart and your childhood Maybe be ruined forever, Just by thinking you were raised by the one who gave yoy birth and loved you First
@@PrasoonDwivedi08 i agree, nothing yo say, i agree
Hahahahah
Petting dog should be 3939399393 dopamine units
Wow falling in love is better than getting married?
sometimes yes i guess. I am referring to the failed or destroyed marriages.
@@inzaghiscornsalad7034 true...reality is cruel
I believe it is
well we're talking about the feeling not the situation itself, so yeah
Duh
I aquired 240 dopamine every night while watching videos in 240p
o
Bro?
💀
Why?
Mine 360p it was very good
Well, discovering a new song gives me 76 dopamine units, but finding THAT lost song gives me 760
If you're still searching THAT one song it's two steps from hell heart of courage
@@regnoditalia2014 E P I C M U S I C
0:30 *EVERYONE SHUT UP, STEVE FROM MINECRAFT IS MEDITATING*
Sex is great, but *have you ever won a bet?*
What
😂lmao
Sex is great bit have you ever tried reaching the top of everest?
But have you ever had an orgasms
I'm not a female, I'm never going to win the lottery, I'm too unattractive for love,soooooooooo meth it is
😭😭😭
Now we're talking!
yeah
Yezir
No
someone: sex is the best thing in the world
me: nah i prefer climbing mount everest
From Nepal, and the first one is far superior to the second
Remember guys, if you ever wanna feel like climbing Mt. Everest, just light up a cigarette
😂😂😂😂😂
maybe smoking a whole pack will get you to the moon
mt everest ain’t got shiii on me, cuz i’m on topp of the world
yo what happens if you do all of them at once
I too love to get married on mt. everest while while having sex and bumping a line
You implode and turn into the pleasure singularity.
@@Shelfster lmao
@@Shelfster the ultimate chad
@@Shelfster LOLL
You forgot when you get into bed and the pillow is cold on both sides
Omg
I can relate man. I used to go sleeping over the ground (not on the carpet) if the both sides of the pillow was hot.
I really like how most of these things are pretty normal stuff you do almost everyday until "Reaching The Top Of Mt. Everest" pops out
😂
why smoke when u can easily climb the top of the world
yeah i do meth, smoke, cocaine and morphine almost every day, why thank you.
If listening to music is this low you really didn't find the right music yet
never listened to nine inch nails
@@thewired4607 Or Siouxsie and the Banshees
or clan of xymox
@@thewired4607 or guns n roses
Or the music wasnt that good afterall
Remember guys, you can choose to fall in love or do meth, but meth will never betray you
Luis Batista emoji ruined the comment
Siopalcakep right
LMAO
Siopalcakep epic reddit moment
Transition from a bumpy road to smooth asphalt while riding a bike: 1000000 units
Ooo I like rough dirt roads (I like mountain biking) it’s like a bum massage lmao 😂
True
Completing your homework while your teacher is collecting- dopamine 10000000000000000 units
Cant imagine the happiness of getting a free rtx 3090ti
With nope upcoming rtx 4090 ti with 13990k or 7990x with ddr5 8200mhz with custom cooled 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
And display with g-sync and 240hz 8k. OLED 🦹🦹🦹🦹🦹🦹
If youre considering to buy a dog,just yawn
No buy meth!
Zachery Manegold n o
@@zacherymanegold4641 n o
@@zacherymanegold4641 It might feel good when you first try it, but it will ruin your life. Trust me.
Quiting addiction is the most satisfying
Can confirm.
Ya
Noice
True but thats serotonin not dopamine. Dopamine can be defined as pleasure while serotonin is a feeling of accomplishment. Dopamine makes us feel great in the moment then goes down while serotonin is obtained after hard work as a result
@@hermonghebresslasie3198 so that's mean we should strive for serotonine rather than chasing dopamine to increase out life quality and psychologically as well ?
Getting compliment as a guy should be like 2993933 dopamine units
no
@@TheZeerrK yes
@@TheZeerrK yes
'Like 2993933'? So you mean 2993932 or 2993934? They're LIKE 2993933.
Aww I can do that for you
Hey I like your smile ;)
Best feeling ever: sneezing while having a cold/runny nose & a bunch of snot coming out of your nose
Not a good feeling for the people around you though
Farting away a stomach ache feels good
Obviously it's different by person. Passing an exam may be low on the list for one person but not the other.
A big yawn has more dopamine than petting a dog...
*Now this is an avenger level threat.*
Yes and iam here begging my mom to give me a dog ughh she hates dogs she thinks that the dog will make an omelette of her
@@jihyosnoodles262 lmao 😂😂
@@jihyosnoodles262 well she isnt wrong
@@jihyosnoodles262 your mom is right
Tik-tok being shut down: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Dopamine units
Lmao😂😂😂
⁴
Emimellow it’s Chinese spyware
I agree paying debt is harder then climbing the everest
Sex is nice and all, but have you tried paying of debt?
Paying off debt is nice and all, but have you tried cocaine
Cort
Trying cocaine is nice and all, but have you tried of getting caught and have a criminal record
@@breadong getting caught and having a criminal record is nice and all, but have you ever been sentenced for life?
@Wulcrit starting a new life in the east is nice and all, but have you tried conquering the world?
@@memestriker1159 conquering the world is nice and all, but have tried mass genocide?
Damn ... girls pleasure is on another level....
@Skywalker they have more nerve endings
This is probably the most unreliable souce of data, dont trust them dude
As a girl, I think guys seem to feel more. The data is delusional.
@@Satan666Official eh, no way to know for sure, it will allways be biased
@@Satan666Official girls have double the amount of nerves in total
Those are nothing compared to finding diamonds in minecraft.
😂
Finding Diamonds in Minecraft: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Dopamine
not really anymore I'd say making a nether portal is more satisfying
I can tell you rn. Petting a dog is way higher than 30
its frickin 400
getting a text from your crush
'hi, sorry i dont want to go out with you sorry'
The Brick Designer
Or better yet
*”I like you as a friend”*
Ah, yes, I love the feeling when I reach the top of Mt. Everest
Lol
Getting blown up by creeper, falling in ravine and landing in water is 99999 dopamine units
what i got from this is i don't need love or sex, just meth
yo imma just combine all of these and become the happiest person alive
Why climb Mt. Everest when you can snort some coke?
latviešu mūzika , bet nah man we homies drink it
Or just orgasm, epic
Or we just sell it
I prefer Pepsi
@@bilalaaouad6140 we’re here for a good time not a long time dud
"Getting a text from your crush"
*you guys get texts?*
yes i do
now imagine doing all this at the same time
죽어도 원한이 없을듯
@@우울바이러스 Lol XD
how can you dance and have sex with having coffee during pooping in mount everest to get married , and how can you have female orgasm as a male
@@NishantCosmos most of this**
What he means is doing all of this in a single day
“Hey Sam I’m making a video about human pleasure can you tell how good it felt when you once climbed up Mount Everest?”
“About 222 DOP”
Remember. When you feel like smoking, just go climb to the top of Mt Everest.
😂😂😂
"Smoking Rates Reportedly Down to 0%"
"Mt. Everest Now World's Largest Single Tourist Attraction"
I can almost see these front-page headlines
having fun with friends: 120 units dopamine
introverts : you sure ?
i wonder how many people yawned when they read '"A Big Yawn"
I yawned from reading this damn comment
@@specterx2135 same 🤣
@@specterx2135 samee 😂😂
Bruh, when I finish a book I feel dead inside because it's done
I agree, especially when I read manga.
texted crush:
replies : dont disturb
*dopamine = -1000*
rip
F
That’s tough
When they leave you on read
UNITS: -99999999999999999999999999
"Using the toilet when desperate"
*Elaborate*
Whatever he meant by that,dopamine release is still included anyway
Paying off debt gives you more dopamine then climbing the top of mt everest. Society
the feeling of being dependant / urge to pay off debts is better i'm pretty sure . Also paying debt doesn't mean to banks , it can be to a friend you think you owe something even if he never asked for it , you feel like you wanna pay it off somehow , it's giving and returning , the pleasure you get from being clean is big
Yeah, sex is great and all, but have you ever *reached the top of mt. Everest?*
Amazing
Nah screw that, I'm just gonna start smoking which pretty much gives you the same amount of dopamine
wow, i guess there really are a LOT of things that are better than sex
Did youtube literally just shove this in everyone's recommended like an hour ago too?
when your crush likes you back and it's not a dream
*Dopamine level 9000*
Nate Kaner Ha, can’t relate.
Gar96 Me neither
Not relatable,sorry
for boys actually getting a compliment puts it at the top of the list, at least for me
Truth
Fax
Crazy, I've never gotten exactly 122 dopamine units in my life
Ouf man
That's rough, buddy.
same 🙂😢
Reaching in your pocket and pulling out exact change: 9999 dopamine
Petting a dog should be much higher
Yes
Yes
Are we gonna ignore how falling in love is higher than marriage, yawning is higher than getting complimented, and next time someone tells you to learn something show them coffee is higher
Lol
I’m not trans, I just think being a girl would be kind of poggers
hehe tiktok
Tik tak
@@sethandgavyngaming8222 Poggers?
Good luck having periods every month then
@@Infi-Ikal AHAHAHAHAAHAH
Getting a text from your crush : Impossible ...
lol same she never text me 😔
@@lwfire9185 I understand the feelings because I got blocked ...☹️
@@grxcias3411 🙁
@@grxcias3411 She loves me but doesn't add me on Insta 🤔. I should feel lucky should I?
Farting and your stomach ache goes away
99999 units
I agree
Relatable
BAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHHABHHAHAHAHAICUSJIKJFNJ truest thing i've seen so far
Idk man, nothing beats using the toilet while desperate
Like it feels good, rlly rlly good, but imo listening to game OSTs and not being bothered by your parents to get up and do something is the best for me.
Falling into bed while barely awoke and getting under the covers while it’s freezing with rain pouring down is the best feeling on the planet
@@Messup7654 so true
@@Messup7654 what about hot showers in winters
@@dumbass5077 why is that so true