*excuse me sir has there ever been a robbery at this place?* *no* *Hoodie, Masky and Toby escape in the background* *Toby falls and bellyflops out* Me: There is a robbery right there bish.
Slender man : **dying inside** I’m lonely Slenderina : I AM RIGHT HERE- Slenderinas mom : *slendrina do ur homework now or u will end up at McDonald’s U_U* Me : so that’s why he is mad all the time :0
In gacha life: offenderman: *sees me chillin with mah bestie* hello cuties Me and bestie: *turns into demons* offenderman: oh god It was at this moment he knew-he was screwed
Haha haha I'm literally laughing like a manic eight now I'm so glad I'm alone or I think of get sent to the hospital for how much I'm laughing I literally couldn't breath for 5 min (Btw this took 10 mins to write and I'm still trying not to laugh.)
Dude... WTH IS UP WITH BEING MEAN TO OFFENDERMAN?! But like that would scare you if he just barged in to your home. Ask him to leave. If he dont get the gun and tell him to get out. If he dont, then shoot him. 😇
3:11 MY mom: you can stay in the house *ALONE* but for only an hour Me:k My mom and siblings leave Me:...........YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA *goes to tv* YYYYEEEEEEAAAAA *puts netflix* YEAAAAAAAAAA *eat dorritos* YEEEEEAAAAAAAAA *play games* YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA Mom comes home My mom: WHO THE HECK MADE THIS TRASH Me:.......am innocent 😇
Me: *rolling my eyes when Ben says it would be a good time to open some windows My friend: Yea Your room is super FRIKEN hot turn on your dang air conditioner!!!
One dream I had is when Me and masky were sitting talking all the sudden he say "crush? Wanna see me pee???" I was like ohhh helllll nah then he pulls out a knife and I run he chased me he killed everyone outside except me. I woke up sweating I was wearing an adidas sports bra and pink sweats maybe the sweats were to hot so I wore underwear the rest of the night. The catch was it seemed so....real....does he actually act flirty around his victims idk I have 9999 million questions!
the offender man laugh one is so me!! I remember my boy came over and he said, "I've never heard you laugh" So he tickled me... I laughed just like this and snorted... ; - ; xD
Liu:🎵If your name is "Jeffrey and your really handsome, come on raise your hand🎵 Jeff:*Raises his hand* Baldi:Ah!Jeff!Come answer (At school after corona) Teacher:Who would like to answer? Me🎵If your name is "____" and your really handsome, come on raise your hand🎵 My enemy:*Raises his hand* Teacher:Ok ____ come answer this
Ej: Plays drum Random guy i dont know: guitar Jeff and me: sings cringy version of billie elish bury a friend Everyone watching: cringing cuz of our bad singing:(
Me: Thx god offenderman not here Offenderman: hello honey~ Me: *think( oh shit!)* SLENDY HELP! Slenderman: what happen? Me: Offenderman is here and he is crazy
@@xxtsunderegamerxx4958 I believe you will, and if your making that video, I will always be patient, no matter what, and I know that I will like the video
!["Truth or Dare Video" (Gacha Life Creepypasta) 11k special [Part 1]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/__oNdwll3kg/mqdefault.jpg)
4:18
Rumors say Toby is still trying to pet grinny cat 'till this day
Offenderman-**tries to offer me a red/blue rose
Me-**runs
Him-**why ju runnin’??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ME:TRYS TO GGIVE SIRENHEAD FLOWERS SIRENHEAD:AHHHHHHHHHHHH ME:WHY ARE YOU RUNING I SAIDD why ArE yOu RuNiNg
Cause he creepy as hell
Funny!!!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
William Thomason I-
instablaster...
Me thanks god that offender is not he-
Offender man: hey baby~
Me: *screaming like a little girl*
👌
I would hug offender man but I don't like him I like him as a friend
Kip Benson Price I would probably tweeted myself to the other direction
YEEETED*
Offenderman: hey baby
Me: Ahhhhhhh ah
Offenderman: why are you running why are you running 💐
1:49
At 3:47 when Jeff shown his face I could have literally screamed and woken up my whole family
omfg 😂😂😭😭
Kaye-Marie OwO 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
XD Same
*excuse me sir has there ever been a robbery at this place?*
*no*
*Hoodie, Masky and Toby escape in the background*
*Toby falls and bellyflops out*
Me: There is a robbery right there bish.
Toby: *FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP*
And no one hears his waffle lovin’ butt slapping on the sidewalk
Lol meh dead
Did he not see hoodie Masky and Toby!?
@@pareparePnumber1fan Nope
XD
Toby-flops to you and flops you to death
Also toby- 7w7 bah Felicia
LJ: I was thinking of doing some magic
BP: You, magic!? LJ, it says “talent show”
Me: magic could be a talent 😏
2:29- “that’s what I hear at night when my cat skipped dinner”
[Hacked Account, Please Try Again] it’s actually 2:30
Me:*tries to avoid offender*
Offenderman:Hey babe~~~
Me:WHAT THE HECK *Screams like a dog toy*
Love Ur Comment~~~
I love offender he cute but I’m a kid and I ahve a Cush on him and slender and Herobrine and sanssanssanssanssanssanssanssans
@We wish you a merry Phoenix .w. hi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (happy?)
@@katiefromgatchlife2387 dude what?!?!? O_O
0:37, good job Jeff you freak out smile dog (also smile dog looks really good) YAY VINES!!!
Nice one
@Foxt 2.0 I agree
@Foxy 2.0
Yep
@@MsChaos0 agreed
Omg when lazari scared slenderman and he looked like he was about to punch someone I started laughing lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed
Me to
Same
I thought he was gonna shit his pants XD
It's because he was gonna punch someone
2:25
Me: I'M HUNGRY, GIVE ME THE FOOD, NOW!!!
Reta Blood just same
@@thatdumbbeech9624 looks like we both have something in common
I'm glad
@@MsChaos0 I'm not hungry, but I still want some food. :>
LOL dude! I have a feeling your the same guy who was talking to Toby and Masky, her third video of vines in the comments below.😂😂
Me: *screaming*
Offenderman: WhY aRe YoU rUnNiNg???
WhY aRe YoU rUnNiNg???
Me: i’m not running I’m walking ....really fast
Wo chill offenderma
0:45 THATS ME RIGHT THERE 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
I thought u alexs
Slender man : **dying inside** I’m lonely
Slenderina : I AM RIGHT HERE-
Slenderinas mom : *slendrina do ur homework now or u will end up at McDonald’s U_U*
Me : so that’s why he is mad all the time :0
A girl: if you see a child in front of you---
Jeff: kick it aside~~
Scodia Playz that’s off tiktok 😂
So kindly we be
Same that's what I do
In gacha life:
offenderman: *sees me chillin with mah bestie* hello cuties
Me and bestie: *turns into demons*
offenderman: oh god
It was at this moment he knew-he was screwed
THE FIRST VINE
IN DA VID
Slenderman : *logically emotionless*
Haha haha
I'm literally laughing like a manic eight now I'm so glad I'm alone or I think of get sent to the hospital for how much I'm laughing I literally couldn't breath for 5 min
(Btw this took 10 mins to write and I'm still trying not to laugh.)
Is ‘logically emotionless’ a reference to something? I’m just asking.
Offenderman: WhY aRe YoU RuNnInG
bc no gurl laks u even me :p
Never mess with splendor or trender unless you want my oc to impale you
Me:*has a gun*
Offender man: hey cutie
Me:*points gun at him* HISSSSS
Samuel Lovold
R/meirl
Wtf its so halereies oh umm i speld it rong
Go man do it
Me lirerally
Dude...
WTH IS UP WITH BEING MEAN TO OFFENDERMAN?! But like that would scare you if he just barged in to your home. Ask him to leave. If he dont get the gun and tell him to get out. If he dont, then shoot him. 😇
Female (y/n): I am hungry
Male(y/n): *running with cookies*
1:40
Every girls fear
1:46
Thats pretty much me when someone wakes me up way too early
Wow, this has alot of likes, thank you
@@malindaaparicio8348
That's every girls fear dating the 1st pervert of the year
Yeet 2:00 IS FUNNYYYYYYYY
100!?
(Screaming in happiness)
Hmmm for the first time stamp of works fine...
For the second it's restricted so what you hid'n from meh
If there was a child right in front of you
Jeff: *Kicks Sally into space*
True
That was Lazari
2:08 when Mom only lets you watch church memes that Jesus only likes:
AaNd ReAd YoUr BiBlE
@@perlamindadeguzman7743 X D
That’s legit my laugh at 1:20 & 3:15
Also I’ve never had a taco 😅
That's so funny XD
Me: *reads description while wearing headphones* warning headphone users? Oh well I'll be fine.....( I wasn't )
SpindlierNose 53 oh xd same
Offenderman:Come here babe~~~~😍😍😍😍😍😍
Everyone on the whole entire planet: *runs away screaming like a headless chicken*
At 3:54 I busted out laughing because of tick Toby 😆
Ticci Toby ! ;3
One time I woke up in at midnight and I saw my sister sitting like a bird at the foot of my bed, I looked up at her and she smiled..
@@itzhuman2607 she wanted to make sure you were always there for her and safe to maybe
I will do the toby
i love how you put like (Y/N) into these it's a nice touch and i rlly like it :3
1:13 🎈welp jeff just got PRANKED.🎈
BY HIS BIG BROTHER!!! OOOH XD
JEFF AND JANE!! STOP FIGHTING FOR *ONE* SECOND AND GET THE CINNAMON ROLL HIS WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!👿👿
This vid was hilarious and awesome! Good job!👌👌
"YASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
*a few seconds later* "YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
"I GOT 2 FREE TACOS!!!!"
So me right there 😂
*When I remember I had homework*
*chuckles*
iM iN dAnGeR
*has math test on it*
iM iN dAnGeR 4 LiFe
DISENCHANTMENT.
3:54
News reporter:sir is there a robbery here always the time?
Random dude:well no
Masky hoodie and Toby:RUNS AWAY
I love the musical progress Jeff has made. He's come so far. It's very impressive. 😔👏🏻
3:11
MY mom: you can stay in the house *ALONE* but for only an hour
Me:k
My mom and siblings leave
Me:...........YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA *goes to tv* YYYYEEEEEEAAAAA *puts netflix* YEAAAAAAAAAA *eat dorritos* YEEEEEAAAAAAAAA *play games* YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA
Mom comes home
My mom: WHO THE HECK MADE THIS TRASH
Me:.......am innocent 😇
lol xD
When I am alone at home I go CrAZzzzzyy and my mom came and I said oh shoot and she said hi child time to die but I said no time to die fock
Me every time my teacher turn her back to the Board XD
so trueee that me xD
You have no idea how much of a mood that is XDDDD
Me when I’m running away from my bf when he tried to tickle me 1:40
Me:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
HIM:come back,COME BACK D’:
3:48
i just....cant...NO.WORDS.
im dieing help ;w;
luv your vids
xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD 😂 xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD sans xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
@@cy_mansays_069 vete a la verga >:_ habla español
@@kennyprincesa9703 que?
@@kennyprincesa9703 *Otr@ bilingüe, genial. ES PERFETCTO!!!!*
1:13 jeff got prank by his brothers to Raise your hand at baldi school LOL 😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
2:13 and that's how u can have love in online dating xD
We'll be right back
me: at 4:06 when I release that he was recording me instead of a picture.
4:18
Me cause I'm always tired
Dang I can't stop watching this every single day!!
BTW I LOVE YOU!!!
everyone is scared of offender but to be honest i would atleast give him hug UwU
I can agree Twyla Pumley
Well nobody likes him so why not
*Alison my gacha oc* : *shoots head twice* f**k life.
same
Me to Twyla
Me singing: ahhhhhhhhh
My mom: shut up
Me: yes
3:57 Toby wat are U doing
He fell so...idk exactly XD
He iSh FlOpPiNg
He doing the wiggle worm
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
Doign wat?! You re, dou you XD.
0:28
when the store is out of poptarts and candy*
Guys do you realize when Jeffrey was in this kitchen he said Jeff:tHis IS MY KItChEN I HAvE BAnANAS ANd aVOCOdO
HE SOUNDED FUNNY
3:35 thats me when my friends are having a battle between kill or be killed lol
1:42
*ME*=Yeet the phone
Offender: I LOVE U
Me: BISS HALP!!!!!! *runs away*
*him running after me*
*;-;"*
*
Masky and hoodie: *lands perfectly then runs off*
And there's Toby 😑😑😑😑
Me: *rolling my eyes when Ben says it would be a good time to open some windows
My friend: Yea Your room is super FRIKEN hot turn on your dang air conditioner!!!
One dream I had is when
Me and masky were sitting talking all the sudden he say "crush? Wanna see me pee???" I was like ohhh helllll nah then he pulls out a knife and I run he chased me he killed everyone outside except me.
I woke up sweating I was wearing an adidas sports bra and pink sweats maybe the sweats were to hot so I wore underwear the rest of the night.
The catch was it seemed so....real....does he actually act flirty around his victims idk I have 9999 million questions!
WTH you had that dream...
AND POSTED ON UA-cam WHAT THE HECK
Wow.
😂
Uh-
r/cursedcomment for you, if I had reddit.
Toby:*falls*
Me: AND HE WADDLE AWAY WADDLE WADDLE TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY!
*Offerman is chasing me * me: nope nope nope * gets knife * hehehe
3:54 is my favorite-
When Toby fell....I lost it xD
I watched this like 500000 times also 16 is now a grandmother and 1 is a teen
the offender man laugh one is so me!!
I remember my boy came over and he said, "I've never heard you laugh"
So he tickled me... I laughed just like this and snorted... ; - ; xD
Jeff:I LOVE YOU DOG!!!
Me: stop it, get some help
Liu:🎵If your name is "Jeffrey and your really handsome, come on raise your hand🎵
Jeff:*Raises his hand*
Baldi:Ah!Jeff!Come answer
(At school after corona)
Teacher:Who would like to answer?
Me🎵If your name is "____" and your really handsome, come on raise your hand🎵
My enemy:*Raises his hand*
Teacher:Ok ____ come answer this
1:28 why do she look like meeeeee
OI WHO You tAlKiNg At
@@marahbognot3875 I dunno
I'm here to 🤗
It could be you, idk :')
@@YouGotGamesOnYoPhone666 gasp
Ben: "it might be time to open up some windows" Me: dyes laughing (lol awesome video)
3:06 me when i was a child and we were going to mc donalds
:'D nice thumbnail dude :)
Jeff: we have bananas, and avocados
Me: WHERE ARE MY BANANAS!?!!
Jeff: *whispers* help. Me. Please.
When I first watched this, I died laughing when Jeff said “Welcome to my kitchen, we have bananas, and avocados.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
2:54, anyone else notice the KNIFE in her hand!!! Also I love this and could I have a shoutout?
How come you only have 9 videos? Gurl you should make more!
I have TWO FREE TACOS?!
WHERE!!!
GIVE ME!
I gotchu
🌮🌮
Jane: * Fights Jeff *
Jeff: * Fights Jane *
Toby: CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?!
Me: Guys! Toby needs SOME WAFFLE!
4:13 hello mister kitty can I pet mister kitty where are you going MIsTER KItTY COME BACK
P.S I did not get the words correct so don’t get mad
Toby doing a russian acent be like:
“Welcome to my kitchen, we have bananas and avocados...”
Me: “sooo. Berries?”
Ej: Plays drum
Random guy i dont know: guitar
Jeff and me: sings cringy version of billie elish bury a friend
Everyone watching: cringing cuz of our bad singing:(
Congrats on getting 25.2k subscribers
Thanks! :)
@@xxtsunderegamerxx4958 no prob
4:18 that is sooo cute T_T
at 1:40 i would stay wity him and be like, "...child?"
My friend: if there was a child in front of u-
Me: yeet *kicks the child* jk
2:38
Kathleen (that’s what I call y/n): And they were roommates
Jeff: *God they were roommates~*
Me: *WHEEZE*
IM RUNING BECAUSE I DON’T WANT HIM TO KISS MEH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Remember Slenders Salmon dances? 4:00 Toby be like "This salmon dances really came in handy"
Jeff need help he also luves that dog too much
All sadness exited me by two minutes in, probably before that😂
Funny how I’m at
McDonald’s rn
Merry chridmus!
Merry Chrysler
It’s chridmus
This is amazing.
Can you add sonic.exe?
Me:HOW DO I TELL MOM THAT I FREAKIN
Friend :u magic Charles it’s called talent show KITTY
4:29 me when I see my crush with another girl-
Thanks for liking meh comment anyways love your vids ♡♥
*01:20** deffinetely me with offender*
Me: Thx god offenderman not here
Offenderman: hello honey~
Me: *think( oh shit!)* SLENDY HELP!
Slenderman: what happen?
Me: Offenderman is here and he is crazy
Zalgo:i love you
lazari:bye
me:the heck was that
3:23
Jane: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!
Sally: gucci
2:26
This is exactly who I am tho-
*dOn’T yOu EaT aNy Of My FoOd!-*
04:26/04:27
Lazari: Hi! 3:
???: Hey babe, I love you!! 3:
*Lazari Shocked*
I can’t stop laughing!!! 3: 😶🌫️😮💨❤️🔥
Hey XxTsundere GamerxX, maybe you can make a vid called "how i became a Creepypasta" on Michaela
( if that's okay with you)
Actually I am planning on one! :)
@@xxtsunderegamerxx4958 I believe you will, and if your making that video, I will always be patient, no matter what, and I know that I will like the video
Y/N: YAAAAASSS YAAAAAAASSSS I GOT TWO FREE TACOS!!!!!
Me: Must be from taco bell 😂
Why slenderman(dad)dont care when lazari punch him
3:07 you got two free taco UwU
2:31
Haters gonna hate
Toby: can I have a waffle?
*jane and Jeff start to da a fight*
Toby: CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?! :