1:34, I am once again convinced that Blazed was in special ed classes "Time is of the evance???" It's Essence you dingus, he also says Turrent for turrets... Among many other durps.
The cargo strat is how I start most my wipes. Grab 100 cloth. bow or even better a nail gun. and get on it as soon as it spawns. 20% of the time it works every time and if it doesn't you weren't risking shit.
Literally been binge watching Blazed like a crack head needing a fix. Got 8k hours in dayz but can't seem to get a team on rust. Running around like a new born giraffe. Pitiful
Dayz hours translate nothing into rust unfortunately. Getting on a team will be difficult until you have a few thousand hours. Learn to play solo, you’ll be better in the long run from it.
Meatcanyon hasnt gone anywhere. He's slowing down the toon uploads on his main channel a little but his second channel is putting out new content regularly. honestly, Ive been enjoying the Papa meat channel more than his main lately.
your worst wipe ever? Iv seen some pretty bad ones - but you know what my friend. I dont care I need this content at this point in the week. Not being parasocial. just empathetic human. Nice to see your work, you go man
First time I've seen someone have a go at that monument with just a bow and next to no armor - I often watch the chads too. Good for you - quite well done, it's nice to see. Face the bow of the dinghy into the waves next time - steady as she goes matey. Regards.
Hello blaze as someone from the parrt of the USA that your friend was talking about I can say their is an England. It's called new England and it was part of the original 13 states. I beleave theirs 6 maybe 7 states. But back when newel England was found all the states where under Massachusetts
guys... this just goes to show you that not every rust wipe works out perfect...
discord.gg/blazed
x.com/blazedrust Merch soon... :)
imagine if ninja got a low taper fade
blazed its only the wipes ur in
So you are Human ? Dam i thought you were but i was not sure
imagine if ninja got a low taper fade
time is of the essence
The worst wipe I ever had my finger went thru the paper.
that was my best wipe
My darkest wipe
My tastiest wipe
Best comment I’ve seen on YT 😂😂
just use sandpaper
Thank you FredPlaysPoker for letting glazed rust use his gameplay. This is truly a goonkid classic…
What’s up gooners
Welcum back!
maximum brainrot!!!
@@poacrust macksimrum bairn rott
"I took A BREAK from this server" what he means is "I Malded when I was killed on oil fully loaded and quit."
Every wipe is your worst wipe blazed
fr
fr
NOT FR
@@hooverpatty7935 there's no way a girl watchs blazed rust
Swear💀
Fred teaching Bart about US history is hilarious
i was yelling at my screen. we fought the french in a totally different war they helped us fight in the revolutionary war.
1:34, I am once again convinced that Blazed was in special ed classes "Time is of the evance???" It's Essence you dingus, he also says Turrent for turrets... Among many other durps.
he does it on purpose
Fought the Franch for Canada with a piece of paper... that's how America was invented ladies and gentlemen.
Be Blazed.
Place bag outside the door of a base.
Bag gets destroyed.
"Base is raided"
43:20
goodluck with the transistion blazed, we all bayleef in you
hah. bayleef, thats like, thats like *believe* hah...
The cargo strat is how I start most my wipes. Grab 100 cloth. bow or even better a nail gun. and get on it as soon as it spawns. 20% of the time it works every time and if it doesn't you weren't risking shit.
Love me a good Anchorman quote
And I quote “time is of the evence”
time is of the evence tho
He also used epence
time is of the electroencephalographically
And I quote “I ran 1/4 of the map. Thats 33% of the map”
I heard “efvence”
the monologue yappage is my favorite part too, blazed
I'm sitting here yelling at my screen for Blaze to point the damn boat at the direction the waves come from.
Fred leading up to suggesting he gamble had me laughing as soon as he asked about outpost
IRL patch just dropped 1/4 got buffed from 25% to 33%
Boats can’t spawn in the snow and that’s a third of the map
@@czllen2317oh damn I just thought he was being a bonehead
this has single handedly been the most painful 1:50:41 Ive watched all year - thank you
Bart, please do a wipe with dave and dinkbot i need to see those great minds collide
Shoutout to blazed for keeping me entertained while I'm passing a massive log
I truly appreciated the highly accurate and definitive history lesson in the middle of the vid LoL good stuff
Literally been binge watching Blazed like a crack head needing a fix. Got 8k hours in dayz but can't seem to get a team on rust. Running around like a new born giraffe. Pitiful
the cycle starts
DAYZ->RUST->Tarkov
future you would be glad you learned how to play solo and learned how to enjoy it
@@lemon-tq4rt im on my tarkov phase rn loading into a raid watching this
Baby giraffes.. this is the way
Dayz hours translate nothing into rust unfortunately. Getting on a team will be difficult until you have a few thousand hours. Learn to play solo, you’ll be better in the long run from it.
More 1 v 1 v 1 with spoon and lama PLS
agreed, would be nice if he didnt ruin it next time though
@@goldyone272I thought it was hilarious
@druegreen805 yes it was lmao
the boat rocking part had me dying on the inside ngl lmao
Blaze fails don't matter, respect 100 for the Tom Scott mention
Great vid, so many ups and downs. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time i was watching.
And Fred's comments...lolol
1:19:51 bart typing google into google
low key fred has the best roasts ever and it never gets any reactions. there can be 4 people and noone even snickers
If Blazed isn't sick, the wipe is a bust!
Cmon everyone knows the saying “THE FRENCH ARE COMING”
1:03:15 best editing 😂
48:10 blazed said his base got raided but sometimes the bag just doesn't show up on the map and doesn't always mean your raided
I love how Mike just gave blazed a history and math lesson in this viseo
“Is that why French fries are really popular here” “lock in” “okay” 🤣🤣🤣
"Time is of the evince." -Blazed, 2024
This wipe still went harder then I did last night
1:17:49 Between 1754 and 1763, American Colonists and the British fought the French, during the French and Indian War.
1:17:40 Thank you founding fathers and their piece of paper for freeing us from eating baguettes everyday🥖 🥖🥖🥖
1:18:28 is bro yapping about the Louisiana purchase???
Blaze saying we have neighbors when he hasn’t built a base is wild but Fred > Bart
At times stamp 4:20 you said crazy start but the subtitles said crazy fart😂😂😂
Blazed thinking we fought Britain “on paper” like they were just beefin in letters “stop it” “no you stop it”
Every like this comment gets that guy does 0x15 push-ups
Always nice to see blazed upload! :D
“12” “Hit that” BLAZED 2024 13:40
Meatcanyon hasnt gone anywhere. He's slowing down the toon uploads on his main channel a little but his second channel is putting out new content regularly. honestly, Ive been enjoying the Papa meat channel more than his main lately.
Try turning the boats front towards where the waves, makes it more stabil in real life.
The blazed revolutionary war moment made this the best wipe ever😂😂😂😂
Blazed hyper intelligent history studies absolute genius
1:08:13 That one and only time you need a knife and don't have one.
if he tried that he would 100% be dead
his base didnt even get raided he placed his bag on the foundy outside the door
The book is Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck 😂
im in physical pain after that part where he talked about how to us was founded, and im not even american
Blazed:I I’m cold for no d@mn reason.
Me:well maybe it’s the fact that you don’t have any pants on?
Wished Blazed and spoonkid didn't hate each other nowadays
Blaze you put your bag on the platform outside of the outpost base I don’t think they raided you
He added a door where the bag was
So glad Fred let Blazed assist him again
Will this be a Flubbed Rust classic?
History lessons via blazed rust! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “we fought the French”
That reference blazed did at the end is from mice of men it was a good book
I wasn't surprised when Fred said he has rocked a door
Lets get him so many likes and comments on this video he starts to feel obligated to have bad wipes but keeps getting that cheese.
Dave got those psychic powers predicting the end
are we not gonna talk about how he didn’t tell dave he had a mp5 and said they have to get ammo for him when blazed had 2 stacks of pistol
it looks like the boat gets unstable if you're standing in it and stabilizes when you sit. makes sense if you think about it
Wow, no clickbait here. That was aaaawful... Looking forward to the next one ❤
blazed math: 1/4 of the map is 33% of the map
your worst wipe ever? Iv seen some pretty bad ones - but you know what my friend. I dont care I need this content at this point in the week. Not being parasocial. just empathetic human. Nice to see your work, you go man
Good video bartholomew rust
Why do Fred sound like Kristofferson from fantastic Mr fox tho
bro got a crome dome lol 28:03
Saw the title and thought, "this is every wipe for me"
Lol
how dare you disrespect beans on toast that is a true british classic...
We need too take blaze back to history class
First time I've seen someone have a go at that monument with just a bow and next to no armor - I often watch the chads too. Good for you - quite well done, it's nice to see. Face the bow of the dinghy into the waves next time - steady as she goes matey. Regards.
Blazed mic quality always hits different
Is it just me or was his voice like turning down and up at the beginning
Literally unwatchable
I’m not trying to be rude but did anyone notice at 5:20 he said he ran 1/4th of the map 33.3% of the boat spawns but isn’t 1/4th= 25% 😂😂
"Official vanilla rust" Gets 4 sewing kits out of a white barrel.
not that late into wipe but everybody has turret bases and cars lol
That’s normal lmao
Barrels are all the same loot wise, you get 3 or 4 sewing kits.
You can get 4 sewing kits out of a barrel on vanilla tho?
Alright I’ll be the one to admit that you CAN get 4 sewing kits from a barrel at a 8%, blazed just got lucky. Still hires paid actors tho
Watching Blazed kills brain cells
such a good title, bad wipe= bad video (often) still i clicked on the vid, well what a nice surprise! Blaze never fails to entertain!
1:19:50 the google into google strat is crazy
watched the whole video CERTIFIED BLAZED CLASSIC
26 seconds after upload and I can confirm this is a blazed rust classic
daddy blaze with another banger
After his gambling addiction blazed went thru all stages of grief so fast haha
56 minutes in and i realise its fred plays poker wipe, only true fans know
Dude I’ve been sick so long 3 blazed videos have come out😭
Hello blaze as someone from the parrt of the USA that your friend was talking about I can say their is an England. It's called new England and it was part of the original 13 states. I beleave theirs 6 maybe 7 states. But back when newel England was found all the states where under Massachusetts
Average blazed wipe without fredplayspoker
watching blazed in english class rn
hey when i can catch u doing a live stream? i cant find any time on twitch for example!
I don’t really do live streams anymore - once or twice a year, when / if they happen it’s on twitch.
@@Blazedrustooh :( okay, thanks! hope u doing well! thx for the videos! are really exciting and funny! cheers
@@Blazedrust how come? Seems a shame
“We fought the French” -Blazed
The ‘Let’s call Fred play’.
..it was certainly a play..
Anyone know the name of the song that starts at 1:25:00 , love the chill vibes :)
Can you still break the train cart to get the scrap back?
Finally I feel like I don't suck as bad as I thought. I still suck... just not as bad. lol
POV: ur going to watch this after school and eat a snack
Your boat rocking was bc you parked parallel with the waves, use your front end to break the waves
gotta be the first time blazed alt+f4s mid video and uploads it anyway
Clicking off when Dave joins us a true combo
Yo blaze i used to work on the big fishing boat have the bow front of boat facing the wave it will be better