As an experienced roleplayer I must say that rookies say **kills**. Real roleplayers say: *He then proceeded to take the man’s life with a final swift strike.*
Hah, you think THAT'S a real roleplayer's way to end someone's life? Laughable, it's only one sentence! Now, watch as I annotate this phrase into something better, and yes, I am indeed the impostor and I do know how to kill people as well as documenting such deaths in a detailed fashion. No, I'm not sus **He'd then soon charge forward against the man with a daring smirk, with him being confident in his movements. Inevitably, the man assaulted by him has been struck in the head, pulverized by the pain and the seeping blood in the fractures of the man's skull. The man certainly didn't look alive, infact, you wouldn't have guessed whether the body was alive or dead, as the body twitches uncontrollably. But, the attacker wasn't done yet. He would then arm a remote explosive right next to the bleeding corpse's arm, and would soon detonate it after taking cover. With such a discharge of ember and flame, it caused the entire body to be blown into pieces, with fragments piercing surrounding bypassers. In the aftermath, there would only be crimson ash in the air, as he helped the man go through sublimation a little faster than by normal means.**
The fact that people actually roleplay with the cringry roleplayers actually gives me 1 atom of tears Edit: i change personalities really quick and now this comment i have let makes me cringe more than the roleplayers And i will probably come back here
Person:*breathes* Roleplayer: *laughs cutely and dodges/lifts head up and takes eyepatch off which reveals big scar across eye and my pupil is different colour* that all you got?
I'm a roleplayer myself and I got friends who roleplay and two of my roleplayer friends literally makes their oc overpowered with no hesitation and I have to endure it for 1 year and months. Good thing I got rid of one toxic roleplayer friend today, feeling good.
Another thing About Roleplayers: *They describe themselves to much,what the hell,Just do a normal roleplay name,not a fat ton of useless information that nobody would Care About* Until We Meet again.
Roleplayer: "Freezes" Casually still moves The Roleplayer: Bruh how that’s now how its supposed to go you’re only supposed to abide by my rules and you’re not allowed to have fun bruh only follow and do what I want it’s only what I want bruhhhh omg bruh fail rp
"Mind: omg jack is so handsome" "Hey jack pls kiz me ;)))" "no" "Angelia would have a stroke combined with a heart attack, with the results being death."
@ඞ you are wrong, gacha is just a normal game, the bad on it is the super cringy community. But it has good people but the cringe ones just chose gacha to ruin
@@starcodetrue7945 Agreed! And I love those roleplays! I usually roleplay like that, do solo roleplays or roleplay in a private server with my friends! None of that tryhard crap. I'm not like that, I promise! Also, I love your vids!
The roleplaying element with - and * its just breaking the laws of physic (example: any combat movement like *punch* and the person who is being attack quickly pulls out a *block* or *dodge*) thats just break the law of physic if you get punch or kick you don,t sensetive enough to dodge those ,you just have the speed of light or the speed of sound, but you can,t do that because if your legs are fast as that your speed must be 3.000.000.000.000 kmph its just imposible the fasted speed a human can run is 31 kmph or if it in the world record it much higher but not at the speed of light or sound so that is impossible to do, if you can do that you just break the sound and the person who is attacking they will see the person they are attacking just teleported pass him and he will comfuse the shit out (second element: if you can summon a demon thats mean you are just a nerd but to summon a demon its just impossible or maybe possible but you need time but you just do faster than a normal human being, that is impossible and how if you can do that your just a freaking dummy) (third element: super powers. WTF nobody have super powers in real life if you have it in a roleplay you just reading too much super heroes comic. This is like the summoning demon part (forth element: something else)
As a person who retired from roleplaying and now spend time getting better at mm2, u would say “takes gun and shouts give me your password *fires at ankle so they know I’m not joking”
Legit how to defeat role-players: 1. If they say "Makes the sun come toward you" just say **dodges** 2. l e a v e edit: wait this got 13 likes? woh another edit: HOW THE ACTUAL HECK DID THIS GET 18 LIKES WHILE I WAS GONE-
@@Z_kun11 Experienced roleplayer here. Not every roleplayer is bad. Well, we both know one line won't change your mind, so let's get started. Get yourself comfy. As a start, allow me to simply compare a "bad" roleplayer to a skilled one. A "bad" roleplayer will respond to most, if not all attacks by saying *dodges*, while a skilled one will reply with something similar to either *They quickly leap away from the attack, their torso slightly scraped.* or *They'd stumble back, briefly taking a moment before returning to the battle, lashing at their foes chest.*. Now, a roleplayer won't ALWAYS respond like that, those were just examples. Next, may I mention that "bad" roleplayers haven't exactly learned how to roleplay well? They are most likely still learning how to roleplay well, they simply just need more experience in the field. Now, I believe that should cut it. I hope this works well enough to inform you of how not all roleplayers are awful.
me, somebody who RP'S with too much realism allowing me to have a common counter due to fighting 24/7: I'll give you 10 seconds to leave the rp server young lady
I role-play a lot of the time, and if you’re good at it and you’re not just gonna randomly be like *kills with godly powers*. And you don’t bark at people then it’s pretty much a great community
Me as a roleplayer: **chills in corner of room** Some dude: **punches** Me: **ignores** **keeps on chilling** Some dude: **summons a demon** Me: **ignores** **keeps on chilling** Some dude: WHY WONT YOU DIE!? Me: the power of chilling. **chills out more**
Grim Reaper: I have come to collect your soul. It is impossible to resist. Roleplayer: *Dodges* Grim Reaper: Before I take you to the afterlife, let us relive your mem- where the hell did you go?!
I just wanna say that not all role players are like this. I was just roleplaying with some pretty good role players on Wings of Fire. Thanks for listening.
As a person that doesn’t roleplay much, I don’t do this but I sure have met 100+ people like this. One is friended. They are this like mute alpha wolf demon shit
As an experienced roleplayer I must say that rookies say **kills**. Real roleplayers say: *He then proceeded to take the man’s life with a final swift strike.*
A bot stoled your comment :(
Hah, you think THAT'S a real roleplayer's way to end someone's life? Laughable, it's only one sentence! Now, watch as I annotate this phrase into something better, and yes, I am indeed the impostor and I do know how to kill people as well as documenting such deaths in a detailed fashion. No, I'm not sus
**He'd then soon charge forward against the man with a daring smirk, with him being confident in his movements. Inevitably, the man assaulted by him has been struck in the head, pulverized by the pain and the seeping blood in the fractures of the man's skull. The man certainly didn't look alive, infact, you wouldn't have guessed whether the body was alive or dead, as the body twitches uncontrollably. But, the attacker wasn't done yet. He would then arm a remote explosive right next to the bleeding corpse's arm, and would soon detonate it after taking cover. With such a discharge of ember and flame, it caused the entire body to be blown into pieces, with fragments piercing surrounding bypassers. In the aftermath, there would only be crimson ash in the air, as he helped the man go through sublimation a little faster than by normal means.**
@@fortegreen7761 Okay, nobody types such a long sentence. You know this, dude
@@farsight8520 Tell that to books.
This means am a real roleplayer?
“Summons 10 demons from the underworld”
Roleplayers: dodges
YeS
So true
šø trūē
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We don't all do that...don't make a stereotype:c
"the world is infected with a new virus called corona vi-"
Roleplayers: *DODGES*
FRR
A random dude with an uno reverse card on his, obviously real, pockets: Hey
*realizes is real life and not the internet 💀*
i say dodges to piss people off
Player: Summons god powers
Roleplayer: *dodges* , *kills*
Player: bro momento
Peace
Peace
I am pro at rp
*PARRY*
Roleplayers are the most powerful beings, all they have to say is “dodge” and they don’t die
that’s the opposite, normal users use “dodge” against a roleplayer, they are god
I’m a roleplayer and I ENJOY dying in roleplays in fact I love to die
welp i saw a roleplayer saying *doges* XD
SO true that they are god
Yeah- but I dont ruin fun. I just RP with friends.
"deletes entire universe"
roleplayer: **dodges and fights back and killls him instantly with shadow epic sword**
y es
yes
I’m a roleplayer and I ENJOY dying in roleplays in fact I love to die
Me: *muses big fart*
Star code true* musesthe world fart
But then I say : "dodges easily "🤣
As a person who used to roleplay like this and starts being more realistic, this is accurate.
Im literally a normal roleplayer.
Bro same, i lit went from, becomes demon form, to profusely bleeds after being punched in the face like bruh
Instead of role playing just be a normal person
I went from Eric/half unicorn/half random bullshit/likes rainbows and stuff like that to just *eric*
@@udrubudrub but are you forcing?
"A huge barrage of bullets aimed at the roleplayer at full speed"
Roleplayer: **dodges**
*a nuke that explode anything*,
Roleplayers: DODGE
Me: you know it explode anything your just a winged woman
Roleplayer: dodge
@@Frontaled hey I wanted to say that :(
Me: *G r a z e*
(Props to those who know what I'm referencing to.)
"A black hole is coming to earth"
Roleplayers: friend me pls
My guy played to much touhou
"That's like a good boy, now tell me, what do you want?" BRO THE GOOD BOY IS FOR DOGS LOL
Not just for dogs, it could be for parrots humans or cats, use logic.
It seems like this one has been Influenced by the gamer strategies, doggo planet.
I’m a roleplayer and I ENJOY dying in roleplays in fact I love to die
@@Cheesling do it irl to die
@@Real_ess Ok
Fun fact: they’re role playing and are playing a game that give you free stuff
Wait really?
Squiiiiid game-
IK
@@mr.i88keys89 nah
Namr
The fact that people actually roleplay with the cringry roleplayers actually gives me 1 atom of tears
Edit: i change personalities really quick and now this comment i have let makes me cringe more than the roleplayers
And i will probably come back here
1 atom LOL-
THATS almost invisible 😂😂✋🏼
break that atom
@@Rhea_Diary cringe gacha life lol
About about a quark sized
@@merus1412 why, just why r there people in the world like you who like to start fights?
la boom lala KAKA
TOOo TRUE XD
I am angle
i like roleplaying as angels actually
@@donut-chan3303 same
T o r d
As an extremely experienced role player, these type of role players are not what we are, it's simply our rather pathetic beginnings.
Ok
Yep I had a cringer start
I USED TO ONLINE DATE!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@starlight505. me to bestie
Yeah,I had a pathetic start too. My bio was “Nice,kind” and I didn’t even use “”
@@starlight505. Me too 😭😭😭😭 I have a online boyfriend noww but we just do Roleplay and nothing elsee
Someone: "*Punches*"
Me in Jailbreak: It's all fun and games until I arrested you.
As a jailbreak player I get this
Me, A Prison Life cop: *Arrests player and then proceeds to kill them for entertainment.*
arrest*
@@itsdj5407 arrest is like chasing someone. But arrested means he was arrest already.
me: "*dodges*"
Roleplayers May Be Powerful With Dodging, Not Has Powerful As “*Leaves Game*”
I have the power to *takes away ability to doge on ro players that constantly say *dodges* *
**thinks deeply**
**likes and subscribes successfully**
Only a fragment of my power lol
Person:*breathes*
Roleplayer: *laughs cutely and dodges/lifts head up and takes eyepatch off which reveals big scar across eye and my pupil is different colour* that all you got?
*dodges epicly to space*
*runs over with an ambulance*
*Transforms into chad phase*
*stabs with void truth sword*
*idk what to Type but anwyays dodges*
"time bomb" smh
DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN: BITES THE DUST! *BIG FUCKING EXPLOSION THAT RESETS TIME*
ANOTHER JOJO REFERENCE???
😎👍
Another one
No swear words!
@@vivansoni20 wow, the cheap badboyhalo!
Roleplayer1:"summon demo lord"
Roleplayers2:"leave the game"
Roleplayers1: what the heck
Demon lord: your gonna pay to calling me with out killing
Roleplayers be like:
Rp guy 1: *separates you into atom pieces*
Rp guy 2: *dodges*
"Running at player with sword in full speed"
Me a roleplayer: welp.
“Proceeds to hammer pc.”
Wow this is just a masterpiece!
As someone who Roleplays this is accurate to most of the people in the Roleplaying community-
Role player: Becomes Demon and crushes your skull
Me: no u
funny joke right?
yeah its actually pretty funny lol
Nah more like
*dodges*
I'm a roleplayer myself and I got friends who roleplay and two of my roleplayer friends literally makes their oc overpowered with no hesitation and I have to endure it for 1 year and months. Good thing I got rid of one toxic roleplayer friend today, feeling good.
It’s pretty poggers getting the true ending
Another thing About Roleplayers:
*They describe themselves to much,what the hell,Just do a normal roleplay name,not a fat ton of useless information that nobody would Care About*
Until We Meet again.
dam u spittin factss
ya lol
@@r4yyans___ im the facts machine lol
(İm a robot. And im still smarter than you)
Sorrounded by roleplayers: (Ouch stop it)
Item asylum is a rp game now: (oh no im half died aaaaaaaa)
fax
Roleplayer: "Freezes"
Casually still moves
The Roleplayer: Bruh how that’s now how its supposed to go you’re only supposed to abide by my rules and you’re not allowed to have fun bruh only follow and do what I want it’s only what I want bruhhhh omg bruh fail rp
Lmao soo true
OMg they they're think their the god of every thing they are so annoying
So true
"Mind: omg jack is so handsome" "Hey jack pls kiz me ;)))" "no" "Angelia would have a stroke combined with a heart attack, with the results being death."
I- thats what some roleplayers do?
Steals your dominus*
*BREAKS YOUR NOUSE**
Nose* :3
Plot twist: roblox characters don't have noses :]
@@RosaAnimates bro really?
@@crab-time rthro: Are you sure about that
@@crab-time that UGC item that looked like you have a nose: Baby, I'm not a hallucination.
"Makes The Moon Crash Into Earth"
Roleplayers: *Dodges*
Imagine if i said **turn into demon and kill roleplayer** is the most cringy of my roleplay word when i was 7 💀💀
facts
@ඞ really? Is gacha that bad??
@ඞ you say gacha is cringe (true) but you have an among us name which is more cringe
@ඞ you are wrong, gacha is just a normal game, the bad on it is the super cringy community. But it has good people but the cringe ones just chose gacha to ruin
@ඞ And boring
“Erases you from existence”
Roleplayers: *D O D G E S*
I'm a hard core roleplayer and this is just accurate-
That good roleplayer: steals back and give it to him*
Me who knows a bunch of roleplayers like that but I don't roleplay like that: **Cutely looks away**
yep there are some cool roleplays where people just play the game and don't talk much
@@starcodetrue7945 Agreed! And I love those roleplays! I usually roleplay like that, do solo roleplays or roleplay in a private server with my friends! None of that tryhard crap. I'm not like that, I promise! Also, I love your vids!
@@starcodetrue7945 thats true. i would join a few games to see a few a fandoms rpers , some of them were really cool.
i got in a server full of dudes in arsenal trolling
using Firework Launchers and Simon says
The roleplaying element with - and * its just breaking the laws of physic (example: any combat movement like *punch* and the person who is being attack quickly pulls out a *block* or *dodge*) thats just break the law of physic if you get punch or kick you don,t sensetive enough to dodge those ,you just have the speed of light or the speed of sound, but you can,t do that because if your legs are fast as that your speed must be 3.000.000.000.000 kmph its just imposible the fasted speed a human can run is 31 kmph or if it in the world record it much higher but not at the speed of light or sound so that is impossible to do, if you can do that you just break the sound and the person who is attacking they will see the person they are attacking just teleported pass him and he will comfuse the shit out (second element: if you can summon a demon thats mean you are just a nerd but to summon a demon its just impossible or maybe possible but you need time but you just do faster than a normal human being, that is impossible and how if you can do that your just a freaking dummy) (third element: super powers. WTF nobody have super powers in real life if you have it in a roleplay you just reading too much super heroes comic. This is like the summoning demon part (forth element: something else)
As a person who retired from roleplaying and now spend time getting better at mm2, u would say “takes gun and shouts give me your password *fires at ankle so they know I’m not joking”
Legit how to defeat role-players:
1. If they say "Makes the sun come toward you" just say **dodges**
2. l e a v e
edit: wait this got 13 likes? woh
another edit: HOW THE ACTUAL HECK DID THIS GET 18 LIKES WHILE I WAS GONE-
I’m a roleplayer and I ENJOY dying in roleplays in fact I love to die
Step 3: go to roleplayer house then tell them a warning not to roleplay again
Edit: this is a joke jesus andy
@@Z_kun11 yessir
now 15 likes
@@Z_kun11 Experienced roleplayer here.
Not every roleplayer is bad.
Well, we both know one line won't change your mind, so let's get started. Get yourself comfy.
As a start, allow me to simply compare a "bad" roleplayer to a skilled one.
A "bad" roleplayer will respond to most, if not all attacks by saying *dodges*, while a skilled one will reply with something similar to either *They quickly leap away from the attack, their torso slightly scraped.* or *They'd stumble back, briefly taking a moment before returning to the battle, lashing at their foes chest.*.
Now, a roleplayer won't ALWAYS respond like that, those were just examples.
Next, may I mention that "bad" roleplayers haven't exactly learned how to roleplay well? They are most likely still learning how to roleplay well, they simply just need more experience in the field.
Now, I believe that should cut it. I hope this works well enough to inform you of how not all roleplayers are awful.
"Destroys all of multiverses"
Bad roleplayer: *d o d g e s*
me, an intellectual: * b l o c k s *
@@thememmyguy
me, an intellectual: you blocked their dodge, wth does that mean
Roleplayer:becomes an angel and crush ur bones
Me:avoids and making u disappear forever
**the most common roleplayer comeback ever**
yep the perfect one
Yea dis ones not the worst
Me: *dodges and uses Uno reverse card*
me, somebody who RP'S with too much realism allowing me to have a common counter due to fighting 24/7: I'll give you 10 seconds to leave the rp server young lady
The comebacks that annoys roleplayers: *dodges*
I role-play a lot of the time, and if you’re good at it and you’re not just gonna randomly be like *kills with godly powers*. And you don’t bark at people then it’s pretty much a great community
“Throws a black hole at earth then nukes the remains”
Roleplayers: dodges
(I know i have a comment similar to another)
Her power is merely an atom of mine.
If you were Shaggy, She would be more powerful than Goku.
Me as a roleplayer: **chills in corner of room**
Some dude: **punches**
Me: **ignores** **keeps on chilling**
Some dude: **summons a demon**
Me: **ignores** **keeps on chilling**
Some dude: WHY WONT YOU DIE!?
Me: the power of chilling. **chills out more**
Just put the chill face and its all done xd
*dodges*
u have satan on ur side
Roleplayer: **DODGES AND KILLS YOU INSTANTLY WITH A LEGENDARY SWORD**
Me: **Respawns**
me, who's actually not a op roleplayer, and is actually good: NAH I AINT LIKING THIS
YES TY GOD I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO GET MY HOLE FAM IN DIS TY
Ikr I always stay fair and not make me seem like a goddamn Mary Sue
Fr those type of people are narcissists
Aw, the voices make this so cute.
1:30 Her crying is killing me
Anime waifu cry
Roleplayers: *summons red beam with inf damage*
Me: *0 damage*
"Deletes [Insert Name Here]"
[Insert Name Here]: **dodges**
Reality: wait... thats illegal
You cannot dodge a command.
"*lands succesfully* Hello there"
GENERAL KENOBI, YOU ARE A BOLD ONE
"*Steals your dominus*"
Moments later..
" *HACKS YOUR ACCOUNT AND STEALS ALL LIMITEDS* "
yup free valk lol
uses powers to collapse the universe
Roleplayers: *counters*
How to win over a roleplayer,
Step 1 say **gets out of rp**
Step 2 your free
Step 4 pretend you don’t know how to speak English
@@retiring7256 Step 5 Leave the server
Step 6 Run from her/he she/he found you
Step 7 Make it so no one can join you
Step 8 win
Step 9 come back after 1 year
The fact that she looks confused while she “summons evil spirit from the underworld” in the thumbnail
We all now have a 13.000% chance to stay away from roleplayers
Grim Reaper: I have come to collect your soul. It is impossible to resist.
Roleplayer: *Dodges*
Grim Reaper: Before I take you to the afterlife, let us relive your mem- where the hell did you go?!
the roleplayer dodged so hard that he or she dodged out of the universe
How I killed a role player in a tower defense game:
Spam scout and leave
:3 good day sir but i disagree
Mines just.. placing DJ + Horrible Scary sound + Spam Pyromancer + Watch him Suffer
@@HeTookThem c o o l
@@RosaAnimates Spoiled brat
That girl is the exact reason why I play more strict roleplaying games like those border games
Same
Lol this is how my little sister plays in royal high 😭😂👌🏼
i can totally understand lol
"Creates a nuke to explode the whole galaxy making no air to breath and to instantly die"
Roleplayers: DODGES
Someone: **summons a meteor**
That one guy: **dodges**
Me: **tanks all damage**
Owner: bans him from the game
Him: dodges
**dodges child support**
The angel girl: **steals your Dominus**
Me: nice face bro, expecially the last one :P
You forgot that every role play players can avoid attacks by saying *dodges*
Player: *shuts down server*
Roleplayer: dOdGe
"BEWARE OF ROLEPLAYERS LOL"
Me, an game creator who created a rpg in roblox: Haha, what?
bro outsmarted a roleplayer in roleplaying 💀
Imagine role players in arsenal or jailbreak
it would just knock them lol
I'm a roleplayer, but I only rp in rp games, I can relate from being a roleplayer
Me,a quiet kid and memer: proceeds to obliterate child
"summons super powerful arrows and shoots"
Roleplayers: *_"D O D G E S ."_*
You ever wonder why there isn’t ANY orcs or dwarves in fantasy roleplay?
At least there’s still elves and humans but Im curious about that lol
Because people find them ugly and weak
Ok but the angel girl has such a cute outfit-
Sheesh
**DELETES MULTIVERSE** Roleplayer: Wait. WHAT? **Gets Confused**
I just wanna say that not all role players are like this. I was just roleplaying with some pretty good role players on Wings of Fire. Thanks for listening.
I roleplay a lil different
I’m a roleplayer and I ENJOY dying in roleplays in fact I love to die
Yh thats true but in royal high they just kill ppl
@@Cheesling I am replying to many comments and your saying that every time 😂
@@elizabethobrien9850 that’s the 46 other people who have the same exact name and profile pic and the exact same words what a comdince
"No pls give me back my dominus"
**proceeds to equip it again**
All you gotta do…is the ultimate technique…just say “I don’t wanna role play”
"Breathes."
Roleplayer: dodges
Breathing is natural, so the comment you said makes Roleplayers *stupid*
And you have me: let’s go buy some food I don’t have anymore in my fridge
This was the best role play of my life
I love too roleplay in roblox and this.
IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN
Rper: it's a fraction of my power
Omni man and mark: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!
her: *laughs internally*
me: you are not laughing
*Shoots in head no dodge*
Roleplayer:*dOdGeS lIkE iN tHe mAtRiX*
*blasts powerful yet strongest beams from the underworld*
Roleplayers: *dodges*
Me: **leaves game**
Her: 👁️👄👁️
Tip: Attack the roleplayer before the roleplayer gets a chance to type "*Dodges*
Roleplayer: *kills*
Me: *turns around menacingly with the exploits ready*
As a person that doesn’t roleplay much, I don’t do this but I sure have met 100+ people like this. One is friended. They are this like mute alpha wolf demon shit
As a person who once role played cringely and became an exposer, I approve this vid for being real
Person: Kills roleplayer successfully
Roleplayer: Dodges
Imagine
Me: **destroys megaverse**
Roleplayer: **dodges**
I’m a roleplayer and I ENJOY dying in roleplays in fact I love to die
@@Cheesling gud roleplayer
@@noone0006 :D
Me: *walks* Roleplayer: GODMODING
Player:(litterally kills them with the common sword in swordfight in the heights)
Roleplayer: *dodges*
As a roleplayer myself, this is what an average roleplay with children is like
*meteors hitting earth and causing the world to end*
Roleplayer: *Dodges*
Countryball Roleplayers: I ignored all the stereotypes. Basically I'm a roleplayer without cringe
Some Owner: *Bans Roleplayer Because this was an fighting game*
Roleplayers: *Dodges-*
Unfair role-player: TRADE ME YOUR DOMINUS
Me: *Uno reverse*
Unfair role-player: *dies*
Me: *shots roleplayer gun*
Roleplayer: *(miss)*
Me: *throws car to him*
Roleplayer: (miss)
took fighting fire with fire to a whole new level
Roleplayers: \Summoning meteors like it's hot 🔥 Me: \I AM the meteor, bring it on 🌚💥
"you may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted your outsmarting"
Me: *Reloading Gun In A Fighting Game*
Roleplayer: d o d g e