If Casimero was paid according to performance he would be on €3.50 a week. Lisandro Martinez is a shocking footballer, he would be on less than Casimero
@jackjohnson7395 im a United fan and forget winning we can’t even score a goal atm that’s the thing could have an open goal and still wouldn’t put the fucker in
Makes zero sense though as Bilbo had the power of the one ring to rule them all so if he wanted to out jump a phony gypsy I'm pretty sure that would be possible...
Tbf I knew about what she was doing but didn't know her name...her plan to become famous from doing something as degrading as she did is gonna backfire cos she'll be known as the woman who did what she did instead of lily phillips famous dad dissapointer
That was embarassing to watch, im ashamed of my team, and I think its time for the manager to go. As a Newcastle fan, to only win 2-0 against Man United is shocking.
@@RagingViper24 they are so far away from any meaningful success it's untrue! People saying they are too big a club not to get it right eventually but it's been going on for years and years now. They are becoming insignificant.
@@SKa-tt9nm no I don't but I do love Shania. I think Brent thinks too highly of his own creation to the point where if you mention the real person in a superchat he gets angry.
LOL. I'm an Arsenal fan. Trust me we have no problems. We've been in a title race for 3 straight years and gone deep in European competition. We're fine, stop giving in to the all mongs who think not winning trophies means you're Southhampton.
@@robertnapier624You will be shocked when Man Utd will turn up and get a draw at Anfield. Defending against Liverpool can be quite easy at times,just mark Salah on the left and Luis Diaz on the right and just like that 0-0..
Would anyone but the English celebrate England winning the world cup? Europe would probably cut the euro tunnel and send us out into the ocean just because we'd be that insufferable
@@barbariansoviet , all things are possible. A draw seems likelier than Slot running up the score because I don't think Liverpool will waste a lot of energy on Man U so maybe that gives United a chance.
Have a full back who goes in hard and they'll have him in their pocket all day long. I was laughing when I saw Amorim was about to bring Antony on when your chasing the game. He's even worse.
Lovely bit of Christmas cheer from Mark for the first goal. Ho ho ho-rrible defending. This afternoon I'll be going to the shops to get the popcorn and beers for Sunday's match against Liverpool.
@@jdogg448 ru saying it was a coincidence that after bringing in the ajax manager the club then bought ajax players....come on brother, it's that level of delusion that makes utd fans the laughing stocks that they are right now...nothing can change at the club until fans can accept reality
@@pjsmith2744 so scout better then. Its the scapegoating I don't like. Dude is trying to get used to the EPL but gets hated on, while players have underperformed for years and get away with it? Dalot lets his man run constantly costing goals. Maguire has the spacial awareness of Stevie Wonder, Fernandes runs around like a headless chicken, Rashford just f***ing sucks. Do I need to go on?
As a newcastle fan, your very open and honest, you have a great sense of houmour, in a realistic way, man u are not where you expect them to be, for sutch a big club.
Ipswich win, Wolves resurgence, Everton clean sheets, Palace back in the win bracket... looks like relegation battle isn't too far from United if they can't win with the next tough run of games.
As a Spurs fan, I'd like to thank United and Goldbridge for their contribution in making me feel better about our shitshow of a season.
Surely you're used to it by now?
Spurs was and will always be shit and trophyless
At least you lot are scoring some goals
Nice try to make yourself feel better for that comment.. No we're not as bad as you @@WilliamBarnes-f1g
gotta admit tho, Goldbridge comes out with some banging one liners. best thing about United atm.
Casemiro at 350k a week is absolute comedy gold and Jim sacks the people at the bottom for a few pennies. Pound shop Mike Ashley.
OAPs can pay for Casemiro's sports cars.
@ab8jeh 😂, months wages of the sacked kitchen staff probably pay for a wheel of casemiros sports car
If Casimero was paid according to performance he would be on €3.50 a week. Lisandro Martinez is a shocking footballer, he would be on less than Casimero
yup, biggest scam on man utd history
peak Comedy, with Grinch Radcliff making it even more grotesque
Couldn’t get here any faster
@jackjohnson7395 im a United fan and forget winning we can’t even score a goal atm that’s the thing could have an open goal and still wouldn’t put the fucker in
that pfp always gets me😭
😂😂
That’s what she said
😂
Old Trafford used to be a fortress but now it's become a mattress
That line is devious. It needs more likes :)
read this regurgitated comment about 10 times now.
And when it rains - it becomes the Theatre of Streams 😂😂
More like a soggy mattress! 😅
… banged more than a porn star on a mattress with rats running about
"It's pretty much like Tyson Fury jumping for a header with fuckin Bilbo Baggins",,, that got me weak😂😂
My sides mate 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That made me laugh my ass off
Makes zero sense though as Bilbo had the power of the one ring to rule them all so if he wanted to out jump a phony gypsy I'm pretty sure that would be possible...
@@kygodragon4782 dont overthink it brainiac, just enjoy the joke...
Worse home run for 60 years, 3 losses in a row, and we get to experience it with goldbridge. Great times. Roll on Liverpool
Bro pretending he forgot lilly phillips name
Lol took him .5 seconds to "recollect" that information.
He ran through her.😅
He was probably in the queue 😭💀
Tbf I knew about what she was doing but didn't know her name...her plan to become famous from doing something as degrading as she did is gonna backfire cos she'll be known as the woman who did what she did instead of lily phillips famous dad dissapointer
goldbridge was no.65
1:20 I've got to commend Mark for taking this goal so calmly
😂😂😂
😂
Lovely stuff!
He's a chemical reaction
1:20 - Isak GOAL
3:06 - Joelinton Chance
3:34 - Gordon Chance
4:08 - Eriksen
4:39 - Joelinton GOAL
6:24 - Tonali Chance
6:43 - Zirkzee comes off after 32 minutes
7:33 - Caseohmiro
9:03 - Maguire Chance
need this pinned
And they said Anthony was the Goat. You are the goat mate.
Utd players: 🤡
Utd fans : 🙇🏻🐐
Caseohmiro😂
Give Slot that Casemiro/Mount/etc lmao
Man utd the gift that keeps giving. Thank you so much
“I’ve had enough of it”. Continues to happen every week
Lol
Its all about the money....
*season
It's the life of a sports fan man. We're always sick of it until the next games on
🤣
Best posted comment.👏🏻
'Let's go fly a kite, up where the air is shite!' 😂🤣😆😂🤣😆
😅😅
Jim Lahey level 😂
I can't wait until Mark uses the power of liquor to deal with the United troubles.🤣🤣🤣@@dontforgetme1992
Lmfao. Watching him sing that and the do dance live had me genuinely in tears!🤣
Pure gold.
Relegation battle between Southampton, Ipswich, United and Leicester will be crazy 🔥
And spurs
😂
Was just gonna say it looks very likely. Only difference is that Ipswich and Leicester are actually fighting for it 😂
More like "will be legendary!!!" 😂😂😂
Mate
“I’ve seen rocking horses move faster”😂😂
Best bits for Man Utd fans, The relief of the final whistle.
Come on Utd are the most entertaining team in the Prem.
@@Suve35967 😂
Joelinton vs Martinez is like Tyson Fury winning a header against Bilbo baggins xD
Martinez the butcher XD
That was embarassing to watch, im ashamed of my team, and I think its time for the manager to go.
As a Newcastle fan, to only win 2-0 against Man United is shocking.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅Nice One
😂😂😂😂
Sack your manager 😂
Part of my EPL ritual is to come here whenever Man U lose. I spend a lot of time here.
Yoooo Factz
1:20 man u 0 - 1 newcastle
4:35 man u 0 - 2 newcastle
Thank you very much good Sir
Our team sucks
@tommymorgan73 this team needs to sort there stuff out seriously
@@RagingViper24 *their
@@RagingViper24 they are so far away from any meaningful success it's untrue! People saying they are too big a club not to get it right eventually but it's been going on for years and years now. They are becoming insignificant.
Thanks for a brilliant video from a NUFC fan !
Been waiting for this from the fourth minute
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO 😂😂😂
I don't know how much of Mark's act is pre-written and how much is off the cuff, but either way this is genuinely great entertainment....
He’s said in the past he does write notes to say
Even his character is written.. Mr Brent Di Cesar is the true person
@@fraggleshovlin897so having a pseudonym makes him less authentic? You must really hate mark twain and George Orwell.
@@SKa-tt9nm no I don't but I do love Shania. I think Brent thinks too highly of his own creation to the point where if you mention the real person in a superchat he gets angry.
@@SKa-tt9nm and also believe there's a difference between your examples and someone who is the Alan partridge of football
I'm not even subscribed and I got recommended this in 3 mins!
Lol🤣🤣
Weirdly same thing for me haha
Subscribe you fools. This is real entertainment
the world needs laughter
Sporting fan here! Thanks for the 11 millions😂
😂
Has Amorim bought his return flight yet?
Needed this before new years
Tottenhams new spursy slogan is "Are you not entertained?" 😂 Get him out of this club lol
@@davo001 😂
"Stevie Wonder knows that's onside!" @2:54 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also "that was Steve wander lvl of aim" xD
😅
I live for goldbridge tears
Me too, the guy wont get Man City out of his mouth
@@chudydanny245man city fans are the last to complain. Go wipe yours with your oil money becouse whole Manchester stinks
This aint tears. This straight Rage lmfaooooo
And he quite literally lives off of you living off of his tears lol, win win I guess 😅
As I get down about Chelsea playing like dogsh*t against Ipswich, Goldbridge losing his mind instantly cheers me up.
Same here bro.
I thought we had problems, but my goodness, this team makes me appreciate my team more and more
We don't have problems, you pretend fan.
Im a LFC fan, but Arsenal having problems ? Hell nahhhhh
You're just making shit up and pretend you're in trenches.
LOL. I'm an Arsenal fan. Trust me we have no problems. We've been in a title race for 3 straight years and gone deep in European competition. We're fine, stop giving in to the all mongs who think not winning trophies means you're Southhampton.
@@Toast2005so how many 2nds you be happy with?
"I wouldn't give you the steam of my piss" Is outrageous😂
It's a common saying in Ireland and UK but yeah it was funny.😂
The fact this is all happening at Old Trafford is chef's kiss perfection
Being a Newcastle fan watching this . Absolutely mint happy new year 🫡
As an arsenal fans I love Goldbridge specially the singing
4:59 that analogy was gold 😂 lmao
When Liverpool play utd on Sunday it’s going to be the longest day of their lives 😂😂
You think 7-0 was bad I can see it being atleast 9 this time round 😂
@@ricky1x810 might even be the first 10-0 in prem history.
@ both Everton and utd are in the relegation battle, what a time to be a Liverpool supporter
@ it probably will be
@@robertnapier624You will be shocked when Man Utd will turn up and get a draw at Anfield. Defending against Liverpool can be quite easy at times,just mark Salah on the left and Luis Diaz on the right and just like that 0-0..
"Stevie Wonder can see that's onside" 😂😂😂
Would Man U getting relegated be more celebrated than England winning the World Cup?
Oh for sure, everyone hates United.
Would anyone but the English celebrate England winning the world cup?
Europe would probably cut the euro tunnel and send us out into the ocean just because we'd be that insufferable
Probably every professional English club would celebrate because then they would know what it be like not having all the money and guarantees
Relegation? Oh yes!😊
More people celebrate England losing lol, even the ones who were neutral are against England cuz of Southgate ball
As an Everton supporter I'm glad its not just us suffering week in, week out.
Hopefully man City get a 100 point deduction relegated to save us both
LFC will get a restraining order after Sunday 😂
"Man United's Defence is as useful as the red light in Grand Theft Auto"- BARRSSSSS
i love to see goldbridge rage
It made my day😂
This channel has to have grown 100x this Christmas alone. Fantastic to watch.
Lets hope for an 8-0 on behalf of Liverpool this Sunday! 😊
as a neutral Liverpool had best not go easy! even when 7-0 up keep going!
I think Slot will slow the game down to save legs once it is out of reach for Man United so the match probably ends 3-0, 4-0, or 5-1.
@@grimbyrne195Don't be shocked Man Utd to turn up for that game and just nick a point at Anfield. Football is just football.
@@barbariansoviet , all things are possible. A draw seems likelier than Slot running up the score because I don't think Liverpool will waste a lot of energy on Man U so maybe that gives United a chance.
8morim 😂😂😂
Arne Slot is to rest Liverpools big players against Man U and save them for the Accrington Stanley game the week after.
Garnacho couldn't dribble past a traffic cone 😂
You’re really blaming Garnacho out of every one tw**
Have a full back who goes in hard and they'll have him in their pocket all day long.
I was laughing when I saw Amorim was about to bring Antony on when your chasing the game. He's even worse.
@@matthewdoyle3628yeh cos he thought he can resurrect anthony 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MrBugl17 at the end of the match he could get past a branch of the ground so it was the first thing that came to mind
He dribbles more than ure mum
75% of marks speech is analogies 😆 never change Mark. Love it.
I’ve been waiting for this since the final whistle 😂😂
that Bilbo comment floored me 😅
Tyson Fury jumping with Bilbo Baggins mate 😆😆😆
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
The fans booing a young player is a disgrace .karius cost liverpool the champions league yet the fans wouldnt boo him even had be played against them
I felt really sorry for the guy.
Liverpool fans sent karius death threats
That man got death threats
@pedropierre9594 not on the pitch he didn't, wait till he leaves the pitch for godsake
@@neongrave5414 Wait until he leaves the pitch before you send the death threats 😂😂😂
Can this get worse? Don't know, but on Sunday they play Liverpool at Anfield.
I predict 10 nil
It could be a record, I hope so! Ynwa
@@redscouse7056Clown putting the hex on us….United 2-1
As long as Pool beat them and gets three points i will be happy.
@@2025SPACEDUDEbeat me to it
If you watched this live zurksi coming off and everyone cheering was something I haven’t see at Trafford
Pure entertainment. I rush here every time 😂
That's why goldbridge loves this version of united ,so much interaction,and it's also why he doesn't dare go to old Trafford in the stands
As a Liverpool fan, thanks for the late Christmas present 🎉
I took uber to get me here faster 😂
English is my second language, and I am here to learn all the impressive similes that Mark used so frequently to describe this Man United team.
You will become a great English poet just by listening to Goldbridge
The first one would be.......shite!
Same here, I've learned a lot about facial expressions and articulation on this channel, and understand english like never before!!! :)
The Tyson Fury against Bilbo Baggins heading just killed me. 😂😂😂
I’m dying😅😅😅
Lovely bit of Christmas cheer from Mark for the first goal. Ho ho ho-rrible defending. This afternoon I'll be going to the shops to get the popcorn and beers for Sunday's match against Liverpool.
Nevermind only liverpool next 😂😂😂
Utd are gonna win that game, it's when nobody expects anything from them is when they seem to perform best
@abatt4233 wouldn't that be all the time then, as we never expect anything 😂
@abatt4233another 7-0 more like
Cricket score!!
@abatt4233on that basis they would win every game.
Loving this. Absolute tool.
Tables turn i watched man u win everything for fckn years about time nothing lasts forever 😂❤
All eras come to an end😅
We've been shit for ten years to be fair lol our shitness is already an era of its own
Ole was a genius.
When most teams play united, they are aiming for 3 points.
Next week, Liverpool will be aiming for 9 points of goal difference.
Thank you, the funniest prog on you tube!
Turns out Ten Hag wasn't the only problem, it was the team he built too! The baldy made his Ajax friends rich.😂😂
When u think about it his stint at utd deserves a statue outside the ajax arena😅
In the end, he doesn't buy players, the club does
@@kroketix they just all happen to be ex Ajax players.....
@@jdogg448 ru saying it was a coincidence that after bringing in the ajax manager the club then bought ajax players....come on brother, it's that level of delusion that makes utd fans the laughing stocks that they are right now...nothing can change at the club until fans can accept reality
@@jdogg448 sorry was meant for the deluded utd fan 😁
Now we know why the Netherlands chose to play with no striker in the euros than play Zirkzee.
He was great at bolonga tho. Nobody at yanited play well so dafuq is he alone supposed to do? 😂
@@kroketixSerie A is a lot slower than the EPL.
Doesnt matter who is up front....the ball is never played into the box
He was absolutely awful. I was saying that he isn't a pro footballer
@@pjsmith2744 so scout better then. Its the scapegoating I don't like. Dude is trying to get used to the EPL but gets hated on, while players have underperformed for years and get away with it? Dalot lets his man run constantly costing goals. Maguire has the spacial awareness of Stevie Wonder, Fernandes runs around like a headless chicken, Rashford just f***ing sucks. Do I need to go on?
He got so angry, he started supporting Newcastle from VAR
The entire man utd team has to go to be honest mate, Chelsea sold their entire starting eleven last two season ago I believe it’s pays off for them.
I remember the good old days when Ollie was at the wheel.
Ole was not that bad, and Jose too, should have listen to Ralf or Jose or keep Ole.
3:53 the kite song had me 🤣🤣
1:59 Nice impression of Keanu Reeves in Bram Stoker’s Dracula
I love your little jumps with frustration 😂
Was about to say the same! 😂❤
Whenever I'm having a bad day I look at the utd score and smile 😊
Nice to see goldbridge back to his best.
You have me laughing at the best of times but the "lets go fly a kite" rendition had me rolling...........Brilliant.
Who else came here to collect Bronzebridge's tears as a bonus for your Xmas? 😂
As a West Ham fan, I'd like to thank Spurs and United and Goldbridge for their contribution in making me feel better about our shitshow of a season.
Chelsea fan had to sprint here to cure my depression 😂😂🙏🏾
It’s like Tyson Fury, jumping for a header against Bilbo Baggins“ 🤣🤣🤣
we're in deep shit!
My new years wish more of this please
Happy new year Mark. You are far more entertaining than Utd at the moment. Keep it up
I thought i loved Ten Hag until Amorim walked straight into my life 😂 In any case, Ten Hag legacy still lives that's all that matters 😂
As a newcastle fan, your very open and honest, you have a great sense of houmour, in a realistic way, man u are not where you expect them to be, for sutch a big club.
Bilbo baggins😂
I'm a West Ham fan but this is the best on YT, Goldbridge is Golden!
🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 happy new year
Great content! Keep it up Manchester United 👍🏼
As a Leeds fan I've longed to see this meltdown.
Mark Goldbridge... the gift that keeps on giving.
I can't wait till Sunday
I love that for every game again and again the expectations are below 0 and still these guys make him rage so so much hahaha
Ipswich win, Wolves resurgence, Everton clean sheets, Palace back in the win bracket... looks like relegation battle isn't too far from United if they can't win with the next tough run of games.
This. Is. GOLD.
With the results tonight Ipswich have really closed the gap in there relegation battle with United.
What a morning to wake up for. It's so hilarious. Thank you man u for bringing laughter early in the morning. Hahaha
Watching Mark loose his shit after Man Utd loss. Best. Content. Ever.
He might have loosened his shirt but he certainly lost his shit
Toon fan here and loved this video… funny funny stuff 😂
Tonali & Guimeres Vs Casemiro & Erickson 💀💀💀
Tonali and Guimaraes win that one but if they faced Casemiro and Eriksen when they're in their prime then they win
When we lose it’s goldbridge that softens the blow for me