"You're trying to seduce me, aren't you?" Ah, Fake finally referenced the fact that every single one of us is constantly trying to seduce her. Quite impressive that she noticed, since our collective flirting is so bad that a casual observer could mistake it for normal sh*tposting.
I walked into the door of the ASMR Agency to find the one person in the world who could help me. Unfortunately, I found her. The purple haired, space floating, shadow puppeteer detective with enough vocal fry to make you want to order a cheeseburger and shake to go with it. She was narrating everything that was happening as I approached but since I was doing the exact same thing it synched up with the harmonious discordance of a schizophrenic using alternating first and third person pronouns. If that was the strangest thing that happened on this case I'd chalk it up as a win.
But I'm always a sore loser. I told her my problem and she wrote down the notes, writing as fast as cheetah in a sports car on cocaine. The only problem with that was the fact that it looked like a chicken tried to write in cursive. She somehow understood her writing and walked me out of the building after she took my request. Once I was outside she and I shared some sticks of death. Once we finished smoking I went on my way, off into that warm summers night. The type of night you would go camping with the family in.
Yes! Another detective ASMR story. I really liked the first one and this is right up my alley. Thanks FAKE ❤️. "The caretaker of Nekos." "The Canadian Menace." Smh couldn't be me
Yo! Sensible housekeeper reference? Nice I love it when asmr videos reference others. It's such a fun detail for those who know and a good recommendation for those who don't know.
Goddangit i really need to learn to listen to your audios earlier in the day, it's hard not laughing like a hyena on crack in the middle of the night with some of the references/jokes you make. I've not gone one day without remembering your comparison of kissing noises to slapping a fish, and trying not to laugh, ever since I heard it XD Also Might just be me but normal speech transitioning into talking the lyrics to a song feels the same as, but worse than getting rickrolled. Friggin smooth criminal.
Fake: Your friend was living in an apartment, correct? Me saying stuff out loud in my room alone: Yeah, 221B Baker Street. You know. That British part of Canada. *Later* Fake: Alright, Apartment 221B. Me: Okay.. How in the f*** did you hear me through a pre-recorded audio?
Half past midnight when UA-cam recommends a video. Susan was a slow but pushy dame, for sure. Always recommending videos, usually days or even weeks late. But something about this one told me I was in for a time. Call me crazy but I wanted to know if it'd be a good time or a nightmare. Never was smart enough to stay away...
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“With hair that matches the man behind the slaughter” is the stupidest and best way to say you have purple hair
“The sun’s deathly rays that it fires out of its mouth.” That just sounds like “the sun is a deadly lazer with more steps
"You're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
Ah, Fake finally referenced the fact that every single one of us is constantly trying to seduce her.
Quite impressive that she noticed, since our collective flirting is so bad that a casual observer could mistake it for normal sh*tposting.
"This cofee tastes like dirt"
"It was ground this morning"
I walked into the door of the ASMR Agency to find the one person in the world who could help me. Unfortunately, I found her. The purple haired, space floating, shadow puppeteer detective with enough vocal fry to make you want to order a cheeseburger and shake to go with it.
She was narrating everything that was happening as I approached but since I was doing the exact same thing it synched up with the harmonious discordance of a schizophrenic using alternating first and third person pronouns.
If that was the strangest thing that happened on this case I'd chalk it up as a win.
But I'm always a sore loser.
I told her my problem and she wrote down the notes, writing as fast as cheetah in a sports car on cocaine. The only problem with that was the fact that it looked like a chicken tried to write in cursive.
She somehow understood her writing and walked me out of the building after she took my request. Once I was outside she and I shared some sticks of death. Once we finished smoking I went on my way, off into that warm summers night. The type of night you would go camping with the family in.
"You... You do know I can hear every word of all that, right...? Yes I can. Yes, I can!"
Yes! Another detective ASMR story. I really liked the first one and this is right up my alley. Thanks FAKE ❤️. "The caretaker of Nekos." "The Canadian Menace." Smh couldn't be me
A derpy hooves reference? Man that takes me back.
The reference and meme queen over here
Yo! Sensible housekeeper reference? Nice I love it when asmr videos reference others. It's such a fun detail for those who know and a good recommendation for those who don't know.
Gotta love the subtle 4th wall breaks
The MLP reference hit me with so much emotional damage
The Canadian menace is one of my personal favorite names
Fake I thank you for your creativity, your audios are always so unique and fun. Love your work
I was hooked by the ice king metaphor lol
"Hair the colour of the man behind the slaughter" F*KEN KILLED ME
Goddangit i really need to learn to listen to your audios earlier in the day, it's hard not laughing like a hyena on crack in the middle of the night with some of the references/jokes you make.
I've not gone one day without remembering your comparison of kissing noises to slapping a fish, and trying not to laugh, ever since I heard it XD
Also
Might just be me but normal speech transitioning into talking the lyrics to a song feels the same as, but worse than getting rickrolled. Friggin smooth criminal.
The Canadian menace need to be the name of your mixtape
Fake: Your friend was living in an apartment, correct?
Me saying stuff out loud in my room alone: Yeah, 221B Baker Street. You know. That British part of Canada.
*Later*
Fake: Alright, Apartment 221B.
Me: Okay.. How in the f*** did you hear me through a pre-recorded audio?
Fake: "With hair the color of the man behind the slaughter."
Me: "Fake, Was that a FNAF Reference?"
The amount of 4th wall breaks in this audio is so much that there really isn’t a 4th wall anymore. Might as well make the 5th one
Can’t unhear solid snake’s speech pattern
Your thumbnails are beautifully drawn
"Ok, either my eavesdropping skills have gotten so good I can hear your thoughts, or you are definitely speaking out loud
Ah yes, *the caretaker of nekos,* the most honored title of all
*_We got a BIG one, boys. It’s HERE._*
17 minutes? This will be fun
I lost it a you calling yourself the female postal dude, now the only thing I’m thinking of is “asmr: yelling at you until you sign my petition”
Somehow, The Listener is the perfect name for a detective...
The Listener is famous for their ability to eavesdrop on conversations that leads to the truth of cases.
Analytic: Pokemon's attacks have 1.3x power if it is the last to move in a turn.
Maybe the real culprit was one of the suspects we made along the way.
Gotta play the saxophone to go with the atmosphere
jenice should sell that cup of bean water on ebay
fake is the man behind the purple guy confirmed
It was a dark night, a cold night, dark cold night and I was the listener I’m a detective
Narrator again ......I'll get the broom
007 Theme plays
Is there going to be a part 2
yes
*20TH CENTURY FOX* (logo)
0:00
(Title card)
But what about Annie? Is she okay? Are you okay, Annie?
annie are you okay?
I'll do you one better, WHERE is Annie?
@@skelepunner745sans5 Even better WHY IS ANNIE.
@@damianlayman5911 Wo is Annie?
@@blasianboyyエッセンス you been hit by, you were struck by a smooth criminal
Did no one else notice that Michael Jackson reference?
I was looking for this comment
If you want some scripts I have a discord server full of them. Hit me up for the link.
Funny enough I was just reading the old spider-man noire comic. Lol
Ay, it’s part 2
ms fake, would you like to sign my petition?
Gumshoe, I got it! What angle was the suspect standing at?
I think it would be better if you put some clasic music in the background or some ost, like old detective movies
Half past midnight when UA-cam recommends a video. Susan was a slow but pushy dame, for sure. Always recommending videos, usually days or even weeks late. But something about this one told me I was in for a time. Call me crazy but I wanted to know if it'd be a good time or a nightmare. Never was smart enough to stay away...
will we get one with Janice bothering a neko?
Poggers
Which wizard in which story?
Can we be the femme fatale in this gritty detective story?
Male fatale?
Enby fatale?
@@mneech609 Based
There was a fnaf reference
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Michael Jackson reference
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ok am I the only one that did a double take when she said "the female postal dude" or are postal fans just a small group nowadays?
Hello there,
General kenobi
@@isaacljung4898 You are a bold one
Howdy