Bertcast # 291 - Brendan Schaub & ME

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  • @ericduncan2452
    @ericduncan2452 6 років тому +20

    Haven't even started watching yet, but I have a good feeling Burt tells Brendan he could talk to him forever at the end.

  • @vicc.8135
    @vicc.8135 6 років тому +129

    Why Brendan always look like a Nordstrom mechanic ?

  • @BMXRider955
    @BMXRider955 6 років тому +114

    So fuckin excited to watch the bee keeper and the machine together

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 6 років тому +68

    Ohhh shit. I love when they do crossovers.

    • @qvalue9982
      @qvalue9982 6 років тому +5

      Talking Thrones Brendan's legs?

    • @blastimminent5247
      @blastimminent5247 6 років тому

      they should do a thicc ol' thighs show with Redban and Rogan. They would have to do it at Berts or TFATK studio so we can see them.

    • @sebastianryder8311
      @sebastianryder8311 3 роки тому

      instablaster.

  • @user-pu6oh5zw1n
    @user-pu6oh5zw1n 6 років тому +3

    Brendan is the perfect advocate for "its not who you are,but who you know"

  • @TheUnholyPosole
    @TheUnholyPosole 6 років тому +55

    LOL....look at Schaubs shoes, ha ha ha....
    I can't stop laughing.
    All he's missing is a little dog and a purse.

    • @Cavs191
      @Cavs191 6 років тому +4

      GGdps u r right. He has absolutely zero fashion sense. He’s never heard the word subtle.

  • @dormfive
    @dormfive 6 років тому +10

    Brendan "Only knows two rivers" Schaub

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 6 років тому +79

    I wish I had a friend like Joe Rogan.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 6 років тому +2

      fredo corleone The projection is real.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 6 років тому +3

      GGdps I would like to think I’d be as a good of a friend as these guys describe Joe, but I’m not keen on holding up traffic. That would give me anxiety. lol

    • @SmithCommaBenjamin
      @SmithCommaBenjamin 6 років тому +1

      I'm like Rogan. It drives most people away...

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 6 років тому +2

      SmithCommaBenjamin like him as far him being described as so caring? They speak of him as if he stops the world from turning to help friends with their problems. If you’re like that and it pushes people sway, maybe consider finding new people to be around. Those people who walk always have issues they aren’t even aware of.

    • @user-er4xo2zl4r
      @user-er4xo2zl4r 6 років тому

      I'll be your friend honey

  • @bigjimmyu
    @bigjimmyu 6 років тому

    Sitting here watching this on midnight shift. Love it. Keeps one awake.

  • @Ken-pv9zu
    @Ken-pv9zu 6 років тому +88

    Looks like Brendans facial swelling has gone down. Gotta stay away from those bees bruh and cut back on the coffee. And what are THOSE!

    • @ryanromero5803
      @ryanromero5803 6 років тому +1

      Ken Comstock love Theo

    • @LeftLaneDreams
      @LeftLaneDreams 6 років тому +3

      Those are Atmos x Air Max’s, and they are turrible 😂

    • @TheJugga21
      @TheJugga21 6 років тому +1

      really glad others are just as miffed by the anomalies smothering brendans feet

    • @readcastor2977
      @readcastor2977 6 років тому

      LeftLaneDreams So ugly. And I bet he paid a fortune for them. Lmfao!!!

    • @readcastor2977
      @readcastor2977 6 років тому +3

      LeftLaneDreams these "Sneakerheads" getting scammed so hard. Lol

  • @noneyabusiness915
    @noneyabusiness915 6 років тому +4

    it's Blarkdon Skarb and Burp Cruncher! Proud of these two influential gay men!

  • @erikrussell5659
    @erikrussell5659 6 років тому +2

    does anybody else internally freak the fuck out when they see bert pick his toes?

  • @brandonbritton7266
    @brandonbritton7266 6 років тому +5

    Burnt Chrysler looks like hes down to like 380 looking good

  • @j3r1659
    @j3r1659 6 років тому +1

    You can tell when Schaub really respects someone. He doesn't talk so damn much, doesn't interrupt, and listens more. Only time I've seen him this quiet is with Rogan and Diaz

  • @MrDanky-uy8jx
    @MrDanky-uy8jx 6 років тому +21

    Brendan "I should probably leave my girl, but won't because we have a kid" Schaub

  • @crexm5447
    @crexm5447 6 років тому +3

    Bert's favorite word is "I"

  • @WhopperWednesday
    @WhopperWednesday 6 років тому +2

    Those shoes remind me of the old woman on Seinfeld when Kramer went to Hollywood

  • @christine3265
    @christine3265 6 років тому +11

    Burnt Grizzler eating his feet at 23:23.

    • @brandonross7761
      @brandonross7761 6 років тому

      Doing a little scratch an sniff.. i'm surprise Brendan didn't pull off his flashy sneaker and do a little Copycat

    • @int3533
      @int3533 6 років тому +1

      Typical fat guy

  • @avarey8411
    @avarey8411 6 років тому +1

    Bert, I would pay the price of a good ticket just hear you laugh and crack yourself up for 2 hours!

  • @josephramirez3810
    @josephramirez3810 6 років тому +25

    Bert told Tom “try it out”

    • @TheShakey99
      @TheShakey99 6 років тому

      *Eddie Bravo yelling from the other room* LOOK INTO IT!

    • @gideonamare160
      @gideonamare160 6 років тому

      time stamp.... TIME STAMP!!!!!

  • @cyberneticthezero
    @cyberneticthezero 6 років тому +3

    Praise the Lord Brendan Schaub has been freed from the proverbial dungeon that is Bert's back logged podcasts. FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST.

  • @Mars-us1ru
    @Mars-us1ru 6 років тому

    damn first time I watch a full bertcast and I dont regret it at all. thank u Bert! and this Nordstrom rack mechanic u got on is cool too, crazy we seen him get better at this stuff.

  • @deckleberry
    @deckleberry 6 років тому

    That quicksand bit made me laugh so hard I cried holy shit.

  • @isthatwhatemptymeans8222
    @isthatwhatemptymeans8222 6 років тому +1

    Mullaney is a Letterman Seinfeld cadence kinda comic

  • @Jgarcia2320
    @Jgarcia2320 6 років тому +24

    A loooooooot of butt rubbing in this one.

  • @billybob-hv5hl
    @billybob-hv5hl 6 років тому +2

    The tallest kid on the short bus. Building 7 was a controlled demolition

  • @yofryman100
    @yofryman100 6 років тому +14

    #SchaubFansArePeopleToo

  • @dylanjohnson8541
    @dylanjohnson8541 6 років тому +2

    You guys are greaaaaat together

  • @riffraff9070
    @riffraff9070 6 років тому +22

    Beer “I constantly rub my left leg” Crusher

  • @captawes
    @captawes 6 років тому

    Great episode Bert! Brendan Schaub is an awesome guy, every time I listen to him talk I think he is a cartoon character.

  • @jakesweet1000
    @jakesweet1000 6 років тому

    honestly bert after the bit when you said motherfucker to the kids, i think you're my spirit animal

  • @TomRoyce
    @TomRoyce 6 років тому +1

    When you stop drinking your body is craving sugar. When I quit my body demanded sugar at 9 PM every evening.

  • @streetpoker
    @streetpoker 6 років тому

    Wish it was longer. Let's do this again.

  • @Vekenstein
    @Vekenstein 6 років тому

    Bert, that map of the world is bad ass. Good find.

  • @adamwalker6999
    @adamwalker6999 6 років тому

    Thank you for sharing gentlemen

  • @task82
    @task82 6 років тому

    This was a great podcast. Keep up the good work :D

  • @MrBubbleberry420
    @MrBubbleberry420 3 роки тому

    remember that time brendan went on david spade's "lights out" and the only joke he told was an ad for exercise equipment(a sponsor he reads ads for on his podcast at the time ) that he called back as soon as he got the second opportunity to shove it back in. ha ha that was so funny to watch BDE

  • @matthewortega7141
    @matthewortega7141 6 років тому +1

    26:39 Burt's stomach is letting him know its time to eat

  • @hankscorpio3917
    @hankscorpio3917 6 років тому +5

    Still cant believe that Brendan Schaub is considered a comic.

  • @jocrow6235
    @jocrow6235 6 років тому

    Where can we buy/ see the documentary I am the machine? Itching to see it. Can’t find it anywhere in 🇬🇧 help me PEAS!

    • @PowerhouseMiniatures
      @PowerhouseMiniatures 6 років тому +1

      fmoviesgo.me/watch/bert-kreischer-i-am-the-machine-2014.html

  • @coltwilson3271
    @coltwilson3271 6 років тому

    Wow, that coffee sure is kickin' in for Brendan.

  • @mikkiedii4782
    @mikkiedii4782 6 років тому

    Just a couple of softies!

  • @724BUILTTOLAST412
    @724BUILTTOLAST412 6 років тому +1

    Brenton's so mad he doesn't have a Netflix special 😂

  • @izzycosby4059
    @izzycosby4059 6 років тому

    🤣🤣 Did Bert just call Brendan the “punt kicker of the UFC” !?!?

  • @JorgeP980
    @JorgeP980 6 років тому

    Brenden with the Chris tucker fifth element shoes . Just missing the red cane

  • @dzabeats1
    @dzabeats1 6 років тому +15

    Awesome podcast! How about a JRE episode with Bert ,
    Eddie , Brendan and Bryan .. its hard I know it will be a great podcast 🤙👍

    • @TheJugga21
      @TheJugga21 6 років тому +6

      sounds like people talking over each other and laughing too hard lol

    • @dsaenz5008
      @dsaenz5008 6 років тому +1

      Old School Fight Companions!

    • @Keller5327LV
      @Keller5327LV 6 років тому

      ZA Bear last time Bren and Callen were on JRE together Rogan attacked Callen for picking on his bottom bitch Brendan

    • @dzabeats1
      @dzabeats1 6 років тому

      Brian Keller It's called comedy...

    • @Keller5327LV
      @Keller5327LV 6 років тому

      ZA Bear it's called Joe sticking up for his #1 girl

  • @bernardwallace435
    @bernardwallace435 6 років тому +1

    Every damn time!!
    I try to watch these but as soon as bert starts pickin at his toes, i cant hang....

  • @jhejduk1
    @jhejduk1 6 років тому

    Bert needs to do the Drinkin' Bros Podcast. Brendan Schaub was just on there. It would be a perfect fit for Bert. Make it happen.

  • @cdai216
    @cdai216 5 років тому

    What’s his coffee brand????

  • @jakesweet1000
    @jakesweet1000 6 років тому

    this therapy stuff is hilarious, i really feel like you could get a few jokes out of this podcast

  • @ndurfee07
    @ndurfee07 6 років тому +5

    Bert. You're too into yourself. Let other people talk. Your wife has the patience of a saint.

  • @mattkelley8651
    @mattkelley8651 6 років тому +8

    from now on i will only refer to neo nazis as "tiki torchers" lol

  • @SeanBryantHayes
    @SeanBryantHayes 6 років тому +3

    It feels like I'm watching Bryan Callen get replaced in front of my eyes.

    • @tysoncowan5192
      @tysoncowan5192 3 роки тому

      Sooooooo uh your feeling was correct.

    • @SeanBryantHayes
      @SeanBryantHayes 3 роки тому +1

      @@tysoncowan5192 Too soon my man.

    • @tysoncowan5192
      @tysoncowan5192 3 роки тому

      @@SeanBryantHayes 🤔I knew it was before I started typing. ☹️

  • @josephbraun3323
    @josephbraun3323 3 роки тому

    Just noticed. Why does Bort have an antler on the table.??

  • @davy7948
    @davy7948 6 років тому +2

    can someone teach shaub how to have a conversation

  • @NaigTom
    @NaigTom 6 років тому +1

    How did Brendan not laugh at "we lit a kid on fire"

  • @user-gx1ne2ix7t
    @user-gx1ne2ix7t 6 років тому

    You got the Bee Sting King on here! 😆😆😆

  • @joshuagallant13
    @joshuagallant13 6 років тому

    Good match! Fighter and the Machine
    #i🖤podcasts

  • @ElliotComposer
    @ElliotComposer 6 років тому

    U were great on the Travel channel

  • @drbrontosaurus
    @drbrontosaurus 6 років тому +1

    Y'all can't handle the CBD Cinnamon Challenge.

  • @chrisbalodis8982
    @chrisbalodis8982 6 років тому

    this was great

  • @donquias903
    @donquias903 6 років тому

    like schaub here much more than on tfatk. far less annoying. good podcast

  • @gavinmasterson4531
    @gavinmasterson4531 6 років тому +1

    That would be awesome if you made cartoons. Great idea go for it

  • @christopherperezperez6456
    @christopherperezperez6456 3 роки тому

    His high pitched laugh kills
    Me

  • @MWMTEE
    @MWMTEE 6 років тому

    Has bert been on tfatk

  • @Remops
    @Remops 6 років тому

    Holy shit laughing so hard! Brendan HAS to turn the therapy story into a bit! Cramping from laughing

  • @brandlee722
    @brandlee722 6 років тому +2

    clayton bigsby...not tyrone biggums lol

  • @lunchboxsd4804
    @lunchboxsd4804 6 років тому +5

    Brendan "Gaaaadoooooshh" Schaub !

  • @avarey8411
    @avarey8411 6 років тому +2

    Uncle Joey just got a Netflix special but I was bummed for him it was only half hour. It's kind of a miracle though because Joey's closer to Richard Pryor in his own way thane anyone of these guys.

    • @nyx4754
      @nyx4754 6 років тому +1

      Ava Rey joeys the real deal, there’s only him and burr that are actually genuine on stage

  • @nothimdesoto1401
    @nothimdesoto1401 5 років тому

    Who loves their self more?

  • @crexm5447
    @crexm5447 6 років тому

    Bert said "I/ I'm" over 60 times in the first 10 minutes.

  • @adventurish9197
    @adventurish9197 3 роки тому

    And ya got some shows boy

  • @singalong3817
    @singalong3817 6 років тому

    Brendan "there's some guys i like and i dont know why" Schaub

  • @Atomic-Dawg
    @Atomic-Dawg 6 років тому +4

    Cheetah nikes? Just because they're rare or expensive doesn't mean they're good B.

  • @S_034
    @S_034 6 років тому +2

    Hey, real question here, like I'm being serious. For those super into fashion and shoes, are Brendan's kicks actually supposed to be good looking? I'm seriously asking. Are those actually supposed to be hot shit?

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 5 років тому

      It's style of clothing you see in magazines, but nobody actually wears in real world.

  • @isthatwhatemptymeans8222
    @isthatwhatemptymeans8222 6 років тому +1

    Bee Sting and Burnt Chrysler

  • @betteryou7hanme
    @betteryou7hanme 6 років тому

    Brendan "these shoes go perfect with my leggings" Schaub

  • @187scotty187
    @187scotty187 6 років тому

    Do those shoes come in mens?

  • @mcfluffier
    @mcfluffier 6 років тому

    Love you didn't mention that you know your fans.

  • @angelcardenas9631
    @angelcardenas9631 6 років тому

    Dynamic duo.!!!!

  • @Lisa0874
    @Lisa0874 6 років тому

    Sounds like you two just had a peer therapy session💗

  • @tommydavis3062
    @tommydavis3062 4 місяці тому

    They should play this video on a loop in every US prison
    Recidivism would drop to zero

  • @modus18
    @modus18 6 років тому

    Get The Rat King on!!

  • @joeymolnar8450
    @joeymolnar8450 6 років тому +1

    "Miclaren" -Brendan Schuab

  • @adambrown7333
    @adambrown7333 6 років тому +6

    Does Brendan have an ankle tattoo?? Haha wtf

    • @fattony0043
      @fattony0043 6 років тому +4

      It complements his belly button piercing.

    • @chriscampbell1684
      @chriscampbell1684 6 років тому +1

      Look at his shoes 🤣

    • @jimchesnutt7879
      @jimchesnutt7879 6 років тому

      Max Points for using complements (correctly).

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 5 років тому

      He's got Tramp Stamp on his lower back, along with hole in belly button from an old piercing

  • @mwheele78
    @mwheele78 6 років тому +1

    Pop Quiz: Who is less funny and more full of themselves...Bert or Brendan?

  • @louzer2566
    @louzer2566 6 років тому +1

    Can that shirt be any tighter Brendan??

  • @jasonmoore4060
    @jasonmoore4060 6 років тому

    Love the shoes (id never wear them cause im not gay) but they do look kool!

  • @Adadglgmut78230
    @Adadglgmut78230 6 років тому

    I don't know if it's the kratom but I love Schaub opening up like this. Forget that Showtime marionetting bullshit dude. Do you.

  • @f0rd13
    @f0rd13 6 років тому

    Good shit

  • @darylchristie3809
    @darylchristie3809 6 років тому +2

    If u don't like this dont watch. The 2 guys on the screen are brilliant

  • @mattterrain7874
    @mattterrain7874 6 років тому +1

    Schaub forgot to add kratom to the list of things that may make him puke..

    • @iSquishMoths
      @iSquishMoths 6 років тому

      matt terrain because he tried it once? such a weird comment. It’s that retarded Korean on his podcast that’s addicted. Brendan tried it because chin offered it him, schaub tried and reported backbthat he wouldbfind it very addictive and how similar it was to straight pain killers. And it is. Identical.

  • @ashwinnair4816
    @ashwinnair4816 6 років тому +2

    Bert is the best

  • @justinkindler7560
    @justinkindler7560 6 років тому

    The hybrid?

  • @ggallin5080
    @ggallin5080 6 років тому

    Damn Brendan actually has some nice shoes on for once

  • @dorman143
    @dorman143 6 років тому

    Nice ep... respect to Schaub: can’t be easy to get to the higher levels in multiple arenas. Keep it up boys.

  • @craigmills6275
    @craigmills6275 6 років тому

    Love both guys but LOL at brendan saying below the belt gets a million views per episode.

  • @blackmamba221
    @blackmamba221 2 роки тому

    Since Brendan first did TFATK he was so humble , respectful, funny , you can see the evolution through the years of his egotistical behavior and narcissistic mindset

  • @toml8569
    @toml8569 6 років тому

    Brendan so much different than he is on his show. Not as cocky and sometimes arrogant.

  • @KrUmZ614
    @KrUmZ614 6 років тому

    They had her locked in from both sides like a pair of Chinese finger cuffs...lol