Just moved to Scotland. Live in Glasgow. This laugh is usually from the most dogeiest fuckers around here. Laugh every time because I'm thinking of limmy lol
I’m doing a bit of work in a premier league footballer’s gaff atm and he’s just had a quote to do a tiny 15 square metre extension for 70 grand. They’ve 100% clocked he’s a footballer and just slapped him with that price
@@George-lh8ol refers to the term cowboy with the meaning of reckless, unreliable: A house builder with no proper training or official qualifications who does work of a low standard.
@@mdgraller plenty of qualified cowboy builders out there.. (In my city) you need all kinds of paperwork before you can even break ground, doesn't mean there aren't multi million dollar projects falling apart 1 year after handover.
@@Emperorhirohito19272 Cowboy builder can have two meanings in my head - one is one that can competently do the job, but messes you around, charges stupid prices, changes his quotes, and is generally a twat when he's on the site.
I can't stop watching this. So many great bits. First having the customer complain the shower's taking too long. Then it turns out he did the job in 20 minutes. The builders telling the customer straight up that they're going to charge him through the nose. Them locking themselves into the bathroom to celebrate.
Something about the. Small camera control tools that he has now, he has everything you need to fully get the scene and so he's creating entire films in our minds
Not 100% on this but I don't think the rights to all the sketches from limmy show are owned by him personally, so he would need to tread carefully when using that material. Otherwise I think he'd of done it already, correct me if wrong but I think if he gets full falconhoof gear on he'd be in trouble
Perhaps the most brilliant part of this is him calling for 'Craig' as this got clipped right around the time he was on Twitter everyday talking about how you never see people called Craig anymore.
Limmy’s characterisations for intimidating labourers are impeccable and BAFTA-worthy. He should appear in a very gritty drama about a villain shower fitter who charms his way into a posh guy’s house and then kills and rapes his family, he’d be fckn terrifying.
@@TheSoundOfTwang that's the nicer order. as mark corrigan said, that way he kind of wins. plus a similar vibe happened in the IT crowd, except he left a window cleaning kit and bicycle in roy's lobby rather than the whole kill and rape thing
Then at the end of the 4 weeks,tell the customer that because he's getting a AAA luxury bathroom,it means all the parts are custom made and will take 3 months to build and deliver!😂🤣😂🤣
The plaster was a well meaning nice tradesman man but this cowboy buildier is one of they wild characters in Glasgow down to a T . Unpredictable, bit sinister.
You know it’s gone pear shaped when a workie makes that clucking sound and you wife starts shaking her heed and smiling at him. It’s like saying “Here’s what a real man looks like and you won’t even let him rip you off because you’re not up to the job.”
I’ve worked in the trades doing residential repairs and renos, gotta say the companies do charge out the ass for everything, but somehow the customers gladly paid like $52,000 for a new kitchen. Worked with a tough Irish guy but shame that he didn’t have this level of patter haha.
Limmy, I know we could put a full bathroom in and then convince the owner he requested that. You just talked that guy into absolute thousands you mad man.
haha 00:39 tsk tsk tsk tsk noise, my dad the bathroom fitter does that fuckin noise when the GEARS are turning on the job. big fucking master plan YOU canne argue wi inbound
I say old boy, the only thing that one perceives as genuine about about you; Is both your smile and actually your jolly laugh, it is as if, one had just shared generously large bottle of Bollinger with a couple (one doesn’t want a crowd) of close friends... jolly well done old fellow.
antisocialite ahhh! The rebuke of the uneducated, when one is unable to converse like, let us say, an adult. Then just attempt to insult them, ho hum, very droll old boy, very droll indeed.
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Limmy has the most magnificent gift of being able to hold an entire argument with himself. It's bloody marvellous!
And here I am getting strange LOOKS for it!
instablaster
wrong, he is arguing with Ymmil
I read that in Richard E. Grant's voice
The laugh that he does is super accurate.
Just moved to Scotland. Live in Glasgow. This laugh is usually from the most dogeiest fuckers around here. Laugh every time because I'm thinking of limmy lol
This video has given me a new fear
My builder who just fitted my bathroom is also called Craig. This was all a very real fear throughout
Why?
I wish i understood it
@@travosk8668 It's the accent.
@@mendelovitch I wish i understood the accent too.
Stop giving trade secrets away.
K
Every word a secret unravelled
20 grand for the shower. *Excluding parts*
plus VAT mate, price is the price mate
@@IRVDawg A steal for 888 hours of work
"Aye, ya did"... "aye, ya did".
Ahhhh, the inevitable turn.
This comment has EEEEEEEEEETTTTEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LIKES
POV: intimidating and very persuasive scottsman talks at you, but you cant reply because you have had a sore throat and its made you mute.
"twenty grand..excluding parts."
The gall to do something like that, and I've definitely seen contractors try that.
He said “it’s good parts”
@@art40190 nah he said excluding. I know subtitles say he said good but they don’t pick up his accent very well
I’m doing a bit of work in a premier league footballer’s gaff atm and he’s just had a quote to do a tiny 15 square metre extension for 70 grand. They’ve 100% clocked he’s a footballer and just slapped him with that price
@@art40190wrong
@@glassplanet5624 hope you took care of him and charged 69 grand instead.
You can tell Limmy as had experience with cowboy builders.
Was a cowboy builder
@@George-lh8ol refers to the term cowboy with the meaning of reckless, unreliable: A house builder with no proper training or official qualifications who does work of a low standard.
@@mdgraller plenty of qualified cowboy builders out there..
(In my city) you need all kinds of paperwork before you can even break ground, doesn't mean there aren't multi million dollar projects falling apart 1 year after handover.
frank ryan if you’re a cowboy builder, it means you’re shit at the job. Qualified cowboy builders??
@@Emperorhirohito19272 Cowboy builder can have two meanings in my head - one is one that can competently do the job, but messes you around, charges stupid prices, changes his quotes, and is generally a twat when he's on the site.
I can't stop watching this. So many great bits.
First having the customer complain the shower's taking too long. Then it turns out he did the job in 20 minutes.
The builders telling the customer straight up that they're going to charge him through the nose.
Them locking themselves into the bathroom to celebrate.
I can't say this about most youtubers, but I legitimately never know what to expect with this guy.
Dessa because he isn’t just some dick with a camera he is a guy who actually works in comedy and tv
Should watch him on twitch. Legend
Thats limmy for ya 🤣🤣
He isn't really a UA-camr, he's a professional comedian
Limmy is genuinely the best comedic improviser I've ever seen.
You've seen very few comedic improvisers then...
These improv bits are the best 😂 they break me.
Aye ya did. Ya did.
And the state of things now. Forced to do crappy improv bits every stream. He’s an insane old dancing bear at the point. Truly tragic.
Goes from "Your wife will love it" to threatening to turn him into dogmeat in no time. Mans a boiling pot of rage
nightmare builders moving into your house and telling you they were always there.
"you weren't here when we moved in!"
..."aye we were."
Limmy gaslights you for 4 minutes and 44 seconds
Something about the. Small camera control tools that he has now, he has everything you need to fully get the scene and so he's creating entire films in our minds
Yeah it's amazing how well he can create a scene.
Wish I'd never clicked on this. Got a plumber coming round today to fix my bath.
Yer wife'll be grateful if ya know what I mean ;))))
dwyr
She's not around. She had to go off with the milkman this morning. Some problem at the milk factory or something. 3rd time this week.
Turn the taps on bath fixed and warm!
MonkeyHunch1
Well shit, where were you earlier???... Could've fixed that leaking pipe myself and saved £130.
@@jim191185 ffs sake i only charge £1.39 an hour
I love how the shower is the wrong way and the door clips into the toilet
Can confirm he did ask for a washing machine
He's just worked out how to play the cistern.
This is a chronically under-appreciated comment.
nice one
Benny Harvey RIP, gone but not forgotten; Miss you big man!
This never fails to make me laugh, it’s like having Begbie as your plumber
You need to do a real Adventure Call on Twitch.
Randy Bobandy This!
Genius
@@quidgybo It's from Limmy's show, give it a search on youtube, you won't regret it!
Not 100% on this but I don't think the rights to all the sketches from limmy show are owned by him personally, so he would need to tread carefully when using that material. Otherwise I think he'd of done it already, correct me if wrong but I think if he gets full falconhoof gear on he'd be in trouble
Yes!
This is some of the best improv I've ever seen
Ye would not believe the lot of action ye get with the AAA service, happy wife, happy life, great stuff Limmy
Can we all give Limmy the credit he deserves for staying relevant and FEKKIN funny after all this time
Perhaps the most brilliant part of this is him calling for 'Craig' as this got clipped right around the time he was on Twitter everyday talking about how you never see people called Craig anymore.
Is that true?
I swear, one of the guys that I chat to in my gym is a tradesman and he recounts stories that are EXACTLY like this 🤣
Thanks
Limmy’s characterisations for intimidating labourers are impeccable and BAFTA-worthy. He should appear in a very gritty drama about a villain shower fitter who charms his way into a posh guy’s house and then kills and rapes his family, he’d be fckn terrifying.
Snobby bastid
Kills and rapes? In that order??
@@TheSoundOfTwang its limmy, yes, in that order
Raping isn't Limmy's style
@@TheSoundOfTwang that's the nicer order. as mark corrigan said, that way he kind of wins. plus a similar vibe happened in the IT crowd, except he left a window cleaning kit and bicycle in roy's lobby rather than the whole kill and rape thing
Only Limmy could make House Flipper threatening.
I barely understand anything this man says yet he still makes laugh
I'm surprised you didn't say it I'll take 4 weeks to get parts from Italy and it cost you extra for that
Then at the end of the 4 weeks,tell the customer that because he's getting a AAA luxury bathroom,it means all the parts are custom made and will take 3 months to build and deliver!😂🤣😂🤣
I dont know why i expected limmy's stream to be anything but this
The plaster was a well meaning nice tradesman man but this cowboy buildier is one of they wild characters in Glasgow down to a T . Unpredictable, bit sinister.
That's 3 witnesses includin' myself mate *sniff*
You know it’s gone pear shaped when a workie makes that clucking sound and you wife starts shaking her heed and smiling at him.
It’s like saying “Here’s what a real man looks like and you won’t even let him rip you off because you’re not up to the job.”
"Ye did want a washing machine, say it, fockin say it mate...FOCKIN SAY IT!"
OK OK, I WANTED A FUCKING WASHING MACHINE ALRIGHT?!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!
YOU NEED YER KITCHEN! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
SHOULDA BROUGHT ER CALENDER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BANGO!
THAT YER WAIN AYE?
AH LOVE WAINS AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
These are brilliant. I'm not sure I can even enjoy a game any more without Limmy adding to it 😂
The fact that the Scottish accent makes 'aye, you did' sound like 'aye you’re dead' makes this even more terrifying.
There is a New Zealander tradesman somewhere saying "aye, you're dead" exactly the same way.
I’ve worked in the trades doing residential repairs and renos, gotta say the companies do charge out the ass for everything, but somehow the customers gladly paid like $52,000 for a new kitchen.
Worked with a tough Irish guy but shame that he didn’t have this level of patter haha.
"Saw the wife". Lost it
I miss yer show big man. Gone but not forgotten
New three parter in production.to be on BBC.
joseph mccormick seriously ?
i need more of this banter keep playing house fliper the whole stream was fucking class
"You'd be dying right here in this fookin toilet" lol
this is the plot of straw dogs
What I was thinking the whole fucking time. Cucked by labourers.
Watched this 9 times and it's still funny asf
How did limmy to mimic how ma apprenticeships been going with ma mental tradesman
Nice to hear Craig’s settled down and found a career path
Lmao cowboy builder AAA part gave me the creeps well done
The background music really sells this,
Still one one of the funniest moments in Twitch history
This man is a father...
Uncomfortably realistic. Put this in VR so that people can give themselves graded exposure to anxiety provoking sales tactics
I showed my dad this and he never let another person remodel his new home
This deserves an Oscar
I was drinking a Warsteiner while watching this lmao
this wasnt supposed to give me that asmr feeling but here i am, relaxed
"I bumped up a triple eight for you mate"
Much love from across the pond Limmy.
it would actually make sense to have a washing machine in the bathroom though tbh
Quite common practice in German flats, but British H & S consider it dangerous. Oddly, millions of Germans are not dying in their bathrooms.
Here in Russia we also have 'em in bathrooms
Moved to Japan and I have one in my bathroom too. There's loads of sockets around the place and everything.
Is the U.S the only country that has a separate room for the washer and dryer?
@@chuggon7595 I wouldn't call it a separate room. It's more of a closet.
This will never get old
This comedy is on a different level of I don’t know what. But it’s so good🤔
"I was goin faster" HAHAHAHAHA you are one genius jocky
Limmy, I know we could put a full bathroom in and then convince the owner he requested that. You just talked that guy into absolute thousands you mad man.
I didnt understand much but it's mesmerizing to just watching him speak.
I had to watch this a second time to understand what the fuck was going on
Adding this to my "Truly Terrifying" Playlist.
'Glad you remembered now'
I like how the shower door magically passes through the toilet. Nice touch.
haha 00:39 tsk tsk tsk tsk noise, my dad the bathroom fitter does that fuckin noise when the GEARS are turning on the job. big fucking master plan YOU canne argue wi inbound
A true character actor
Not only is limmy the best truck driver ever but hes also a stand out house flipper. Is there anything he can't do.
This made just descents into madness more and more with every story lol
This could definitely be on the limmy show
Best thing Limmy has done for a while this 😆
One thing I've learned from watching Limmy....I am not as crazy as I thought I was!! puremadmentallimmyman
My Dad's a builder, can confirm this is 100% accurate.
So accurate, legalised robbery.
I did some renovation recently and I felt like a mugg the whole time.
I was there, he actually asked for a washer/dryer but you get what you're given with these three
I'm terrified that I do this shit when I'm alone. Spent the afternoon playing dirt rally and arguing with the fake co driver
Made me think of Begbie from Train Spotting.
This is funny as well as anxiety-inducing.
Plot Twist: Hes poking fun and raising awareness about lesser sociopaths and the way they'll worm themselves into your lives and homes.
How long you been a plumber for Limmy, 100 years but thats just an estimate...
Limmy please do dee dee on your new shows he's the best character ever
He should play Skyrim as Falconhoof.
@@jim191185 falcon hoof?
I can o ly dream of goin ta yoka
Did you just change your name to rhyme with yoker did it used to be Smith or something 😂😂😂😂😂
we're the boys, eh craig? we're the boys...
Am a right ,Johnny? Am a right Craig? We're eh fuckin boys mahn we're eh fuckin boiiiz
my first ever job was with a cowboy builder i was just vibin making mad money until he went to prison feelsbadman
The twist is there was no Craig or Johnny
I'm scared of this man.
I have no idea what this guy is saying ever, but I still watch his videos.
My experience of using the checkatrade website.
Half way threw and i noticed hes playing a game 😂😂
Could you make some toasted cheese ham tomato sandwiches on your next vid. I really like thoes
I say old boy, the only thing that one perceives as genuine about about you;
Is both your smile and actually your jolly laugh, it is as if, one had just shared generously large bottle of Bollinger with a couple (one doesn’t want a crowd) of close friends...
jolly well done old fellow.
antisocialite ahhh! The rebuke of the uneducated, when one is unable to converse like, let us say, an adult. Then just attempt to insult them, ho hum, very droll old boy, very droll indeed.
3:40 '"Fookin say it"
This is too accurate
888 hours of work done in 20 minutes is funny
These are men wi a trade
good boys... good boys