House Flipper: Cowboy Builders

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  • @tamphex
    @tamphex 4 роки тому +698

    Limmy has the most magnificent gift of being able to hold an entire argument with himself. It's bloody marvellous!

  • @dannyderossi8326
    @dannyderossi8326 5 років тому +2863

    Stop giving trade secrets away.

    • @lornemacdonald4252
      @lornemacdonald4252 4 роки тому +1

      K

    • @IRVDawg
      @IRVDawg 4 роки тому +11

      Every word a secret unravelled

    • @IRVDawg
      @IRVDawg 4 роки тому +41

      20 grand for the shower. *Excluding parts*

    • @Davidlongstride
      @Davidlongstride 4 роки тому +15

      plus VAT mate, price is the price mate

    • @andreasvedeler80
      @andreasvedeler80 3 роки тому +3

      @@IRVDawg A steal for 888 hours of work

  • @weirdalfan08
    @weirdalfan08 5 років тому +2633

    This video has given me a new fear

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 5 років тому +128

      My builder who just fitted my bathroom is also called Craig. This was all a very real fear throughout

    • @centurionpula9224
      @centurionpula9224 4 роки тому

      Why?

    • @travosk8668
      @travosk8668 4 роки тому +5

      I wish i understood it

    • @mendelovitch
      @mendelovitch 4 роки тому

      @@travosk8668 It's the accent.

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 3 роки тому

      @@mendelovitch I wish i understood the accent too.

  • @florf619
    @florf619 5 років тому +957

    The laugh that he does is super accurate.

    • @thisisfitz731
      @thisisfitz731 4 роки тому +16

      Just moved to Scotland. Live in Glasgow. This laugh is usually from the most dogeiest fuckers around here. Laugh every time because I'm thinking of limmy lol

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 5 років тому +856

    You can tell Limmy as had experience with cowboy builders.

    • @George-lh8ol
      @George-lh8ol 5 років тому +81

      Was a cowboy builder

    • @mdgraller
      @mdgraller 4 роки тому +28

      @@George-lh8ol refers to the term cowboy with the meaning of reckless, unreliable: A house builder with no proper training or official qualifications who does work of a low standard.

    • @frankryan2505
      @frankryan2505 4 роки тому +20

      @@mdgraller plenty of qualified cowboy builders out there..
      (In my city) you need all kinds of paperwork before you can even break ground, doesn't mean there aren't multi million dollar projects falling apart 1 year after handover.

    • @Emperorhirohito19272
      @Emperorhirohito19272 4 роки тому +4

      frank ryan if you’re a cowboy builder, it means you’re shit at the job. Qualified cowboy builders??

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 роки тому +13

      @@Emperorhirohito19272 Cowboy builder can have two meanings in my head - one is one that can competently do the job, but messes you around, charges stupid prices, changes his quotes, and is generally a twat when he's on the site.

  • @grantdanasty
    @grantdanasty 4 роки тому +319

    "twenty grand..excluding parts."
    The gall to do something like that, and I've definitely seen contractors try that.

    • @art40190
      @art40190 3 роки тому +5

      He said “it’s good parts”

    • @IrDaNoobKing
      @IrDaNoobKing 3 роки тому +38

      @@art40190 nah he said excluding. I know subtitles say he said good but they don’t pick up his accent very well

    • @glassplanet5624
      @glassplanet5624 3 роки тому +5

      I’m doing a bit of work in a premier league footballer’s gaff atm and he’s just had a quote to do a tiny 15 square metre extension for 70 grand. They’ve 100% clocked he’s a footballer and just slapped him with that price

    • @pandadoublexl
      @pandadoublexl 6 місяців тому

      @@art40190wrong

    • @pandadoublexl
      @pandadoublexl 6 місяців тому +1

      @@glassplanet5624 hope you took care of him and charged 69 grand instead.

  • @aquaticpears3183
    @aquaticpears3183 4 роки тому +506

    "Aye, ya did"... "aye, ya did".
    Ahhhh, the inevitable turn.

    • @kkeavo
      @kkeavo 3 роки тому +2

      This comment has EEEEEEEEEETTTTEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LIKES

  • @annac4936
    @annac4936 4 роки тому +262

    POV: intimidating and very persuasive scottsman talks at you, but you cant reply because you have had a sore throat and its made you mute.

  • @jordantistetube
    @jordantistetube 3 роки тому +34

    I can't stop watching this. So many great bits.
    First having the customer complain the shower's taking too long. Then it turns out he did the job in 20 minutes.
    The builders telling the customer straight up that they're going to charge him through the nose.
    Them locking themselves into the bathroom to celebrate.

  • @Simul8Gaming
    @Simul8Gaming 5 років тому +414

    These improv bits are the best 😂 they break me.

    • @Nickersons-Theme
      @Nickersons-Theme 5 років тому +16

      Aye ya did. Ya did.

    • @MV-vv7sg
      @MV-vv7sg Рік тому

      And the state of things now. Forced to do crappy improv bits every stream. He’s an insane old dancing bear at the point. Truly tragic.

    • @velvetinedrapes4359
      @velvetinedrapes4359 5 місяців тому

      Goes from "Your wife will love it" to threatening to turn him into dogmeat in no time. Mans a boiling pot of rage

  • @mattgrantmusic5480
    @mattgrantmusic5480 3 роки тому +53

    Limmy is genuinely the best comedic improviser I've ever seen.

    • @mareklight6985
      @mareklight6985 19 днів тому

      You've seen very few comedic improvisers then...

  • @batman2021
    @batman2021 5 років тому +364

    nightmare builders moving into your house and telling you they were always there.

    • @typicalchicken4479
      @typicalchicken4479 3 роки тому +10

      "you weren't here when we moved in!"
      ..."aye we were."

  • @LeahLuciB
    @LeahLuciB 5 років тому +385

    I can't say this about most youtubers, but I legitimately never know what to expect with this guy.

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 4 роки тому +47

      Dessa because he isn’t just some dick with a camera he is a guy who actually works in comedy and tv

    • @gillianboden6735
      @gillianboden6735 4 роки тому +4

      Should watch him on twitch. Legend

    • @ryanfindlay599
      @ryanfindlay599 3 роки тому +3

      Thats limmy for ya 🤣🤣

  • @DeepFrigidWinter
    @DeepFrigidWinter 4 роки тому +94

    Something about the. Small camera control tools that he has now, he has everything you need to fully get the scene and so he's creating entire films in our minds

    • @MrOllivie
      @MrOllivie 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah it's amazing how well he can create a scene.

  • @StarJellie
    @StarJellie 4 роки тому +90

    Limmy gaslights you for 4 minutes and 44 seconds

  • @Craig-Be
    @Craig-Be 5 років тому +111

    Can confirm he did ask for a washing machine

  • @SirTobyGirl
    @SirTobyGirl 3 роки тому +26

    I love how the shower is the wrong way and the door clips into the toilet

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 5 років тому +146

    He's just worked out how to play the cistern.

  • @Ha-fh5np
    @Ha-fh5np 5 років тому +48

    Benny Harvey RIP, gone but not forgotten; Miss you big man!

  • @Randy.Bobandy
    @Randy.Bobandy 5 років тому +1197

    You need to do a real Adventure Call on Twitch.

    • @MrGoldenV
      @MrGoldenV 5 років тому +23

      Randy Bobandy This!

    • @Basstimewithjahooli
      @Basstimewithjahooli 5 років тому +8

      Genius

    • @willluddington
      @willluddington 5 років тому +7

      ​@@quidgybo It's from Limmy's show, give it a search on youtube, you won't regret it!

    • @shanbob19
      @shanbob19 5 років тому +17

      Not 100% on this but I don't think the rights to all the sketches from limmy show are owned by him personally, so he would need to tread carefully when using that material. Otherwise I think he'd of done it already, correct me if wrong but I think if he gets full falconhoof gear on he'd be in trouble

    • @InspiredFilm
      @InspiredFilm 5 років тому

      Yes!

  • @jim191185
    @jim191185 5 років тому +1162

    Wish I'd never clicked on this. Got a plumber coming round today to fix my bath.

    • @b-m9480
      @b-m9480 5 років тому +139

      Yer wife'll be grateful if ya know what I mean ;))))

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 5 років тому +175

      dwyr
      She's not around. She had to go off with the milkman this morning. Some problem at the milk factory or something. 3rd time this week.

    • @MonkeyHunch1
      @MonkeyHunch1 5 років тому +8

      Turn the taps on bath fixed and warm!

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 5 років тому +10

      MonkeyHunch1
      Well shit, where were you earlier???... Could've fixed that leaking pipe myself and saved £130.

    • @MonkeyHunch1
      @MonkeyHunch1 5 років тому +5

      @@jim191185 ffs sake i only charge £1.39 an hour

  • @gwarns4datblud
    @gwarns4datblud 4 роки тому +73

    Perhaps the most brilliant part of this is him calling for 'Craig' as this got clipped right around the time he was on Twitter everyday talking about how you never see people called Craig anymore.

  • @saraloug23
    @saraloug23 4 роки тому +35

    I swear, one of the guys that I chat to in my gym is a tradesman and he recounts stories that are EXACTLY like this 🤣

  • @CommonSenseBodybuilding
    @CommonSenseBodybuilding 5 років тому +45

    Can we all give Limmy the credit he deserves for staying relevant and FEKKIN funny after all this time

  • @michaelhoward1583
    @michaelhoward1583 5 років тому +75

    Ye would not believe the lot of action ye get with the AAA service, happy wife, happy life, great stuff Limmy

  • @ananasasjenkins881
    @ananasasjenkins881 3 роки тому +9

    This is some of the best improv I've ever seen

  • @witchywoman2008
    @witchywoman2008 3 роки тому +8

    Only Limmy could make House Flipper threatening.

  • @groovynut222
    @groovynut222 5 років тому +70

    Limmy’s characterisations for intimidating labourers are impeccable and BAFTA-worthy. He should appear in a very gritty drama about a villain shower fitter who charms his way into a posh guy’s house and then kills and rapes his family, he’d be fckn terrifying.

    • @jiggajigjones8210
      @jiggajigjones8210 5 років тому +8

      Snobby bastid

    • @TheSoundOfTwang
      @TheSoundOfTwang 4 роки тому +7

      Kills and rapes? In that order??

    • @apizlmbg1
      @apizlmbg1 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheSoundOfTwang its limmy, yes, in that order

    • @SweetcheeksMcGee
      @SweetcheeksMcGee 4 роки тому

      Raping isn't Limmy's style

    • @benjaminmorris7159
      @benjaminmorris7159 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheSoundOfTwang that's the nicer order. as mark corrigan said, that way he kind of wins. plus a similar vibe happened in the IT crowd, except he left a window cleaning kit and bicycle in roy's lobby rather than the whole kill and rape thing

  • @Jamie-ds1gf
    @Jamie-ds1gf 5 років тому +133

    I'm surprised you didn't say it I'll take 4 weeks to get parts from Italy and it cost you extra for that

    • @missg3188
      @missg3188 3 роки тому +1

      Then at the end of the 4 weeks,tell the customer that because he's getting a AAA luxury bathroom,it means all the parts are custom made and will take 3 months to build and deliver!😂🤣😂🤣

  • @newdawnfades5725
    @newdawnfades5725 10 місяців тому +4

    This never fails to make me laugh, it’s like having Begbie as your plumber

  • @sports872
    @sports872 4 роки тому +12

    The plaster was a well meaning nice tradesman man but this cowboy buildier is one of they wild characters in Glasgow down to a T . Unpredictable, bit sinister.

  • @robread-jones3698
    @robread-jones3698 4 роки тому +19

    "Ye did want a washing machine, say it, fockin say it mate...FOCKIN SAY IT!"

    • @lukerobinson9646
      @lukerobinson9646 3 роки тому

      OK OK, I WANTED A FUCKING WASHING MACHINE ALRIGHT?!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 5 років тому +71

    I’ve worked in the trades doing residential repairs and renos, gotta say the companies do charge out the ass for everything, but somehow the customers gladly paid like $52,000 for a new kitchen.
    Worked with a tough Irish guy but shame that he didn’t have this level of patter haha.

  • @focalpoint._
    @focalpoint._ 3 роки тому +8

    I barely understand anything this man says yet he still makes laugh

  • @briandennehy6380
    @briandennehy6380 5 років тому +33

    "Saw the wife". Lost it

  • @scrithen2836
    @scrithen2836 5 років тому +27

    I dont know why i expected limmy's stream to be anything but this

  • @TineChnámh
    @TineChnámh 3 роки тому +6

    That's 3 witnesses includin' myself mate *sniff*

  • @HardModeHardware
    @HardModeHardware 5 років тому +46

    These are brilliant. I'm not sure I can even enjoy a game any more without Limmy adding to it 😂

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 5 років тому +171

    YOU NEED YER KITCHEN! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

    • @kraygarde.7325
      @kraygarde.7325 5 років тому +11

      SHOULDA BROUGHT ER CALENDER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 5 років тому +1

      BANGO!

    • @ellen6831
      @ellen6831 5 років тому +4

      THAT YER WAIN AYE?
      AH LOVE WAINS AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

  • @davidrobinson2776
    @davidrobinson2776 2 роки тому +5

    You know it’s gone pear shaped when a workie makes that clucking sound and you wife starts shaking her heed and smiling at him.
    It’s like saying “Here’s what a real man looks like and you won’t even let him rip you off because you’re not up to the job.”

  • @carleden8156
    @carleden8156 5 років тому +13

    this is the plot of straw dogs

    • @SeanGatchell
      @SeanGatchell 4 роки тому +2

      What I was thinking the whole fucking time. Cucked by labourers.

  • @ChrisBeames
    @ChrisBeames 4 роки тому +23

    Uncomfortably realistic. Put this in VR so that people can give themselves graded exposure to anxiety provoking sales tactics

  • @seancraig6744
    @seancraig6744 4 роки тому +29

    How did limmy to mimic how ma apprenticeships been going with ma mental tradesman

  • @singularityguy174
    @singularityguy174 4 роки тому +47

    The fact that the Scottish accent makes 'aye, you did' sound like 'aye you’re dead' makes this even more terrifying.

    • @Marci124
      @Marci124 3 роки тому +3

      There is a New Zealander tradesman somewhere saying "aye, you're dead" exactly the same way.

  • @andreasvedeler80
    @andreasvedeler80 3 роки тому +4

    "You'd be dying right here in this fookin toilet" lol

  • @0The_Farlander0
    @0The_Farlander0 4 роки тому +5

    The background music really sells this,

  • @iD3ANO
    @iD3ANO 5 років тому +2

    i need more of this banter keep playing house fliper the whole stream was fucking class

  • @VacantHaven
    @VacantHaven 5 років тому +37

    I miss yer show big man. Gone but not forgotten

  • @ikebabosaurusiable
    @ikebabosaurusiable 5 років тому +7

    Watched this 9 times and it's still funny asf

  • @obi-wankenobi917
    @obi-wankenobi917 3 роки тому +6

    Nice to hear Craig’s settled down and found a career path

  • @wolveslad0598
    @wolveslad0598 5 років тому +86

    it would actually make sense to have a washing machine in the bathroom though tbh

    • @AntonHu
      @AntonHu 5 років тому +34

      Quite common practice in German flats, but British H & S consider it dangerous. Oddly, millions of Germans are not dying in their bathrooms.

    • @decliche1286
      @decliche1286 4 роки тому +1

      Here in Russia we also have 'em in bathrooms

    • @jocybum
      @jocybum 4 роки тому +6

      Moved to Japan and I have one in my bathroom too. There's loads of sockets around the place and everything.

    • @chuggon7595
      @chuggon7595 4 роки тому

      Is the U.S the only country that has a separate room for the washer and dryer?

    • @ethefp
      @ethefp 4 роки тому +2

      @@chuggon7595 I wouldn't call it a separate room. It's more of a closet.

  • @manueln9370
    @manueln9370 3 роки тому +6

    I showed my dad this and he never let another person remodel his new home

  • @howdarethee
    @howdarethee 3 роки тому +4

    "I bumped up a triple eight for you mate"

  • @user-on2ys9jr6t
    @user-on2ys9jr6t 5 років тому +7

    This man is a father...

  • @calhert2131
    @calhert2131 5 років тому +6

    This deserves an Oscar

  • @4creilly128
    @4creilly128 5 років тому +3

    Lmao cowboy builder AAA part gave me the creeps well done

  • @1erdanger
    @1erdanger 4 роки тому +14

    this wasnt supposed to give me that asmr feeling but here i am, relaxed

  • @Spankytimez
    @Spankytimez 5 років тому +6

    Much love from across the pond Limmy.

  • @sliferskydrag3055
    @sliferskydrag3055 4 роки тому +2

    This comedy is on a different level of I don’t know what. But it’s so good🤔

  • @daStig177
    @daStig177 5 років тому +5

    I was drinking a Warsteiner while watching this lmao

  • @C05597641
    @C05597641 4 роки тому +8

    I did some renovation recently and I felt like a mugg the whole time.

  • @beluv
    @beluv 3 роки тому

    I like how the shower door magically passes through the toilet. Nice touch.

  • @DW-rs1pr
    @DW-rs1pr 4 роки тому +2

    This could definitely be on the limmy show

  • @Dowdy86
    @Dowdy86 3 роки тому

    This will never get old

  • @stevejobs5533
    @stevejobs5533 2 роки тому +1

    'Glad you remembered now'

  • @paul7t5
    @paul7t5 Рік тому +2

    "I was goin faster" HAHAHAHAHA you are one genius jocky

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 4 роки тому

    I didnt understand much but it's mesmerizing to just watching him speak.

  • @Unforgiven11
    @Unforgiven11 4 роки тому +1

    A true character actor

  • @TechnicolorMammoth
    @TechnicolorMammoth 4 роки тому

    Limmy, I know we could put a full bathroom in and then convince the owner he requested that. You just talked that guy into absolute thousands you mad man.

  • @frankiesalmon7545
    @frankiesalmon7545 5 років тому +2

    Best thing Limmy has done for a while this 😆

  • @GG_Nowa
    @GG_Nowa 5 років тому +2

    Not only is limmy the best truck driver ever but hes also a stand out house flipper. Is there anything he can't do.

  • @biggmackthewackslack6654
    @biggmackthewackslack6654 3 роки тому +7

    Plot Twist: Hes poking fun and raising awareness about lesser sociopaths and the way they'll worm themselves into your lives and homes.

  • @biggmackthewackslack6654
    @biggmackthewackslack6654 3 роки тому +1

    I had to watch this a second time to understand what the fuck was going on
    Adding this to my "Truly Terrifying" Playlist.

  • @DeimosPC
    @DeimosPC 3 роки тому

    This made just descents into madness more and more with every story lol

  • @andrewphilpott1020
    @andrewphilpott1020 5 років тому +9

    How long you been a plumber for Limmy, 100 years but thats just an estimate...

  • @peter-shauntyrell5613
    @peter-shauntyrell5613 4 місяці тому

    The twist is there was no Craig or Johnny

  • @darylbaptie5159
    @darylbaptie5159 4 роки тому +1

    My Dad's a builder, can confirm this is 100% accurate.

  • @ms2k7Gaming
    @ms2k7Gaming 3 роки тому +4

    my first ever job was with a cowboy builder i was just vibin making mad money until he went to prison feelsbadman

  • @mojojojo560
    @mojojojo560 3 роки тому +1

    So accurate, legalised robbery.

  • @howardsend6589
    @howardsend6589 4 роки тому +8

    My experience of using the checkatrade website.

  • @kelllykerr7997
    @kelllykerr7997 5 років тому +3

    we're the boys, eh craig? we're the boys...

  • @TeamHatchet64
    @TeamHatchet64 5 років тому +5

    I have no idea what this guy is saying ever, but I still watch his videos.

  • @Thisismydesign92
    @Thisismydesign92 7 місяців тому

    Half way threw and i noticed hes playing a game 😂😂

  • @Dinckelburg
    @Dinckelburg 3 роки тому

    I was there, he actually asked for a washer/dryer but you get what you're given with these three

  • @benirwin6308
    @benirwin6308 4 роки тому +2

    3:40 '"Fookin say it"

  • @jmckendry84
    @jmckendry84 4 роки тому +19

    These are men wi a trade

    • @zirkag99
      @zirkag99 3 роки тому

      good boys... good boys

  • @dannyflynn5681
    @dannyflynn5681 7 місяців тому

    888 hours of work done in 20 minutes is funny

  • @733eel
    @733eel 5 років тому +20

    Could you make some toasted cheese ham tomato sandwiches on your next vid. I really like thoes

  • @andyb5star
    @andyb5star 5 років тому +53

    Limmy please do dee dee on your new shows he's the best character ever

  • @HermeticWorlds
    @HermeticWorlds 3 роки тому

    This is funny as well as anxiety-inducing.

  • @thehappychap4252
    @thehappychap4252 4 роки тому +4

    I'm scared of this man.

  • @LSZreduction
    @LSZreduction 4 роки тому +4

    And they would install the shower door to open right into the toilet too

  • @no-replies
    @no-replies 7 місяців тому

    I'm terrified that I do this shit when I'm alone. Spent the afternoon playing dirt rally and arguing with the fake co driver

  • @Fyodor48
    @Fyodor48 5 років тому +2

    I say old boy, the only thing that one perceives as genuine about about you;
    Is both your smile and actually your jolly laugh, it is as if, one had just shared generously large bottle of Bollinger with a couple (one doesn’t want a crowd) of close friends...
    jolly well done old fellow.

    • @Fyodor48
      @Fyodor48 4 роки тому

      antisocialite ahhh! The rebuke of the uneducated, when one is unable to converse like, let us say, an adult. Then just attempt to insult them, ho hum, very droll old boy, very droll indeed.

  • @ocdmusic
    @ocdmusic 3 роки тому

    One thing I've learned from watching Limmy....I am not as crazy as I thought I was!! puremadmentallimmyman

  • @AWonkyCarrot
    @AWonkyCarrot 2 роки тому +1

    I went to my grandads house yesterday and he had the landsacpers round and I went "you got the triple a service?" he was baffled

  • @dreioo8759
    @dreioo8759 3 роки тому +2

    This is why I google and spend weeks studying how to install appliances before buying something new for the house.
    It's a bad idea btw, leave it to the experts.

  • @arvidalexatsinch1163
    @arvidalexatsinch1163 4 роки тому +5

    This happens in America and it's a living nightmare

  • @islrubsca2330
    @islrubsca2330 Рік тому +1

    Made me think of Begbie from Train Spotting.

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh 3 роки тому +2

    Build a house if Thatcher's dead