Nerd³ Plays... Estate Agent Simulator
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- The adventures of Other Steven and Apples.
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As soon as the horse went sideways I knew this would be a classic
Only things you can say that about:
1. My videos.
2. The Grand National
reminds me of that forestry simulator dan played ages back 😭
The horse fell over and Dan made a funny noise like he was struggling to inflate.
any time Dan makes a funny noise, its a classic
Honestly, it was a great metaphor for depreciation. 😂
The roster of the NerdCubed Cinematic Universe creatures grows yet again, welcome to the family Apples!
'Apples: Infinity War' coming soon.
God this is so fucking dumb and brilliant, I’m 6 minutes into this video and have tears streaming down my face and a very concerned cat. God I love this silly floppy haired man
its like a golden era nerd3 video
I misread and thought you had a very concerned god for a moment
🙀
These words are synonyms in my cats mind so the distinctions unnecessary
I don't think the golden era left to be honest @@obscurer1898
Honestly your 'HELLO PROCRASTINATORS' gives me life, every time. It's a crazy mix of comfort and nostalgia, given how long I've been watching your content. Stay cool, Nerd!
Yeah being hearing that since primary school now im 24 years old 🥴
The hello procrastinators + x simulator is just the right dose of happy nostalgia :)
In my attempts to stay cool I've locked myself in a freezer. There's a butler in here too...
I must be one of the few people who joined during the 2016-2017 era, like that isnt my image of Dan at all? Him detailing his Planet Coaster Park and Prison Architect prison series, ahh now thats the Nerdcubed days I miss😭😭
@@NerdCubedBoris?
JESUS, THAT SPEECH AT THE END.
I never expected to hear Dan mention Jeff the Flying Shark again. It’s 2012 all over again
Who is jeff the flying shark. Been hapgazardly working through his old videos and havent come across him yet
@@mckenziearchibald4510It's from Dan's Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 playthrough.
Jeff is forever, sailing above us, munching on the odd seagull
Apples just standing and waiting after all of the effort and time to save him was incredible.
It was anticlimactic, but I'm just happy he's safe
This is genuinely one of Dan's best videos, I was in absolute stitches
Please be careful with your sharp objects next time
Going by just the job title, I could not have guessed a single thing that happened in this video
This video is technically clickbait...
What do you mean? He bought a house!
This feels like an extremely old school Dan video, and I love it
I went back in time and stole it when past me was asleep
@@NerdCubed 😅 I can't believe my all time favourite has replied to me, thank you
@@NerdCubedthe fact that this actually fits into your vlog canon scares me.
Kenneth Kennethson, Jeff the Shark, and Apples the Horse sounds like a dream team
To the Olympics!
you missed Sasha!
Dan, I'm fucking crying over a flying horse. You sir have mastered comedy
I haven't. Apples has.
@@NerdCubed My sincerest apologies, thank you Apples
His misadventures aside, Apples honestly seems like the chillest, most loving horse you can get. Seeing him ride on top of the sports car was a level of zen I didn't know I needed.
Great to see the horse from forestry simulator is still getting work these days.
He's on a roll! (pun)
This video feels just like the old Nerd³ videos I used to watch, right down to the 'HALLOW PROCRASTINATORS!'. We in 2014 now, baby. 💜
2014?! I need to buy stock in Quibi!
I badly need a quirky sitcom about an estate agent with a gambling addiction, his wife who doesn't love him and their kooky but lovable horse son
If I had a nickel for every time Dan lost his mind over horse physics in a video game, I’d have 2 nickels
Nerd cubed and early access simulators go together so well. One of your best videos I was in tears
We're like pineapple on pizza. Wrong on a spiritual level, but kinda tasty.
Apples is the best NPC ever created
NPH. (Non Playable Horse) (Also, Neil Patrick Harris)
The day Wandering Sky isn’t the last person on the list will feel incorrect.
Wandering Sky, if you’re reading this, this means you HAVE to be a patreon until the end of time
Gs remember when it was ZoomZoom0 who held that honor
Dan playing an early access simulator? Involving some kind of management? With a horse apparently???
Sign me up.
There was no management. Not at all. I couldn't even manage to keep my horse on the ground
A horse that was, naturally, purchased at the neighborhood HORSE STORE.
@@ChrisHuck Inspired me to go down to my local horse store actually.
Never has an animal's story been anywhere *near* as engaging to me as that of Apples the Horse. Every single dog movie? You can eat your heart out like it were Apples munching on an apple.
I love how almost half the video turned into a rescue mission for apples
Looks like the Apples DID fall far from the tree 13:16
Mate, I'll be honest with you. This is the most I've laughed at one of your videos in years. You're truly back and it feels so nice.
i cannot stress enough how much nostalgia i had from this video then realised it was a brand new video.
Dan's propensity for tipping over horses in cheap simulator games is nothing short of incredible
I seriously got Deja vu with that horse falling over😂 why can’t any of these “sims” do horses right?!
3:54 Skyrim horses ain't got nothin' on this shit.
When I saw the horse go on the roof, I had flashbacks to when my pyrenees got onto our roof. (Genuinely true story, Pyrenees can climb REALLY well. Granted that time he just put his head through the tiny gap the cat used to sneak out onto the roof to sunbathe, and since he was a Pyrenees, it gave way.) It was hysterical.
what gets me is that the horse animation is genuinely pretty good
God damn we are so back. It feels so good to watch these kind of videos again after all these years.
Bloody hell you are SO back. Just SO much. I couldn't breathe during some of this.
Daniel playing a simulator? That’s some wonderful 2014 nostalgia!
so glad to be a NerdCubed watcher again after 10 years, this is comedy gold.
"Steven, the horse is here..."
love seeing a reference to this video in the stream before it with "i've recently been playing a game that doesn't let me invert the controls"
I never knew I’d be so emotionally invested in Estate Agent simulator, Apples had to be saved
I think that horse might be related to that forestry simulator horse. Yeah the one that rolled away
Love your videos, I've been a fan for probably 10 years now! But when I tell you... 12 minutes in at the casino literally had me in tears, Pure Comedy, Love how you can find the fun in games like this!!! would love to see more of the chaos
Flying sideways horse 10/10 GoTY
I'm loving all the new simulator videos, your old ones are still some of my favorite videos from you!
This is a new highlight on a long list of Dan plays games completely wrong. Loved every second of it
This is up there with your best videos
I’m extremely grateful you’re back into the swing of making videos. I found your channel back in 2013 when my best friend lost his life and my parents split in a nasty way. Dan, you filled a very dark period of life with joy, and for that I thank you.🖤
This is the kind of content I didn't even realize I missed from you, the sideways horse is so absurd.
This is insane, you're so back, please even if the results are not immediate they will come, stick with us because we stuck with you dan
Anyone else slightly disappointed that the Chekhov's gun at the bottom of the stairs never came into the story?
Still a 10/10 emotionally gripping story of heroism and friendship
All the highs and lows of a challenge video, a shitty simulator video, and a sandbox video, in one package! What a gift! Thank you Apples 🙏
Seeing the thumbnail with the horse made me think of the joke Dan said about horses. “Why do horses vote?” To ensure a stable economy
That was one of your best videos in a while.
as soon as a horse got involved I knew this was gonna go off the plot
This reminded me of Caboose from Red vs Blue randomly deciding that "Apples" was the name of the Alien's cat. He and this game seem to see eye to eye.
I haven’t been genuinely this confused since Dan “played Amnesia: Dark Descent”
My god playing this real estate game as just a gambling and horse driving simulator is hilarious
I remember watching you when I was like 10 now I'm 20 almost 21. I'm glad you're still going man ❤ Keep it up.
Been watching Dan for over a decade now and I loved this vid felt like I was back in my childhood again
The horse is giving me Forestry 2017 vibes.
I keenly await the prestige HBO adaptation of this chilling yet endearingly human look into the lives of estate agents.
I am INFINITELY disappointed he didn't take the rifle off the wall
4 and a half minutes in and already laughing on par with the driving simulator NPC pissing off into space. This is going to be good.
I didn't realize how much i needed nerdcubed playing shitty simulators in my life
most accurate estate agent simulator
We need more of this please!
There is nothing more pure than a genuine Dan cackle.
I ... JESUS I haven't laughed this hard about a video in ages. Thank you Dan!
I wonder if anyone else got just slightly happier hearing “Dabo!” after Dan’s gambling saga
Well Apples is most definitely a character that needs to stay. He's already on the level of Jeff, Sasha, and of course Kennith Kennithson. What a legendary horse
I'm crying this was such a bloody good video! 😂 This will be a classic!
This might be the best Nerdcubed video in years :D
It's very clear why they call him Other Steven. With his Other physics and Other horse, his Other wife and their Other 20 beds in their Other house. I'd say it was a twilight zone episode if I wasn't crying with laughter
That DS9 reference around 10 minutes 😂 yes, idk how much you can buy in this game with a few strips of gold pressed latinum won begrudgingly from Quark....and the whole Apples thing had me crying with laughter.
Apples is the best ever character in any video game.
The fucking horse had me crying
Well this is just the ridiculousness I needed for my Saturday night :D Excellent work, sir!
The life of an estate agent is far more interesting than I thought.
I've never seen dan so emotionally attached to a horse before...
Buys a Lambo, puts a horse on top. Yup, that's exactly what I'd expected should he ever buy one.
I'd say "never change Dan", but I'm pretty sure he's living that saying already xD
I missed the chaotic nerdcubed vids where dan is just going insane
Decided to watch this and a bunch of your new uploads after I finished collecting myself from finishing the outer wilds complete series.
I love games where the only entertainment value is doing anything and everything except what you're supposed to be doing
That video really has the spirit of the old days, always subbed you but didn't watch videos for quite some time. I know it is a character and probably a lot of work for you, but I really had to laugh quite a few times. Could be a little longer thou
That was so fucking good. Apples is the new Jeff the shark.
I had to take a moment to laugh to myself when all the tables appeared next to the shop
10/10
This was literally the best part of my week in the best way possible
everything kicks off around the 4:15 mark and its so worth it.
what a brilliant story in this video, it's such a journey
5:00 that one dream tony soprano has
this is either the best or worst britcom to ever exist. also im proud of you dan for seeing that gun and not immediately try to kill your wife.
just what i needed. nerd and sales
I haven't laughed this hard since he was playing that cop game and he pinged off into space when he ran into traffic.
🐎horse 🐎
🍎apples🍎
This video was so good I had to watch the patreon and non-patreon versions.
Loving everything about this. Classic Nerdcubed episode.
You simulated the estate perfectly
This has that mad 2013 UA-cam energy.
9:48 Dan calling out my dirty screen had me rolling... and I did clean it
I’m only 8 minutes into this video and I’m already clutching my chest in pain because of how much I’ve been laughing. This is absolutely hilarious 😂😂
Why am I just now watching this? This is hilarious and I LOVE it! Haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thank you Dan!❤️
dan has taught me that gambling fixes all your problems :)
This video feels like old nerd, that I used to watch as a kid, loved it bro! 👌