He laughed before dying. Man must've tried making Chocolate Cannibal Cookies with a secret ingredient: His flesh. He went overboard and killed himself accidentally.
'Tis three in the AM and I should be sleeping For I have things to do early in the morning But here I am instead Nowhere near my bed Watching the many ways Wario is dying.
Full Story: It was Wario's favorite dish. Chocolate Chip Cookies! Ever since he was a baby, his mom would make these cookies on very special occasions. Either that, or she would just make them because she was bored. Either way, her cookies were the best. Wario couldn't deny it. Waluigi couldn't deny it. Even Mario and Luigi, their rivals, loved them. So the Wario Bros. took it upon themselves to learn just how she made them. And she taught them. However, Wario would always end up eating the raw dough before it was even mixed properly, and Waluigi, being the clumsy man that he is, would break things, and trip over the things he made fall. Because of this, their mother had to politely decline their teaching any further. This infuriated them both. Once she had passed, the Mushroom Kingdom was filled with grief. Especially Wario and Waluigi. Who would make the cookies now? There was nobody to keep anyone having a sweet tooth. Only their mother had that power. So they came up with an idea. They would learn themselves! Wario had the taste to test if the cookie dough was just right, and Waluigi was as smart as the next guy. They were an unstoppable team! So it was their first day of cooking. They had everything they needed: eggs, flour, milk, chocolate chips, butter, more butter, sugar, more sugar, and baking soda. Sure, they didn't have everything they would have liked to get, but it was how mom made it. They went exactly as she made it, too. Starting with the eggs. They weren't perfect, seeing as they left the eggshells in the bowl, and milk spilled all over the kitchen table. But it worked out. The butter made things slip everywhere, and a knife almost landed on Wario's foot. He didn't care though, he was patiently making these cookies to show the Kingdom how it's done. And the mixture was done! All they had to do was mix it, and they did it in the best way possible. They took a whisk, and attached it to the mixer for maximum mixing. Sure, it wasn't easy to work, but they made it happen. Waluigi put the dough into the bowl, and turned the mixer on. And, sure enough, the cracking of eggshells meant the whisk was doing its job well. But they forgot one thing... Wario had to taste test the dough to see if it was acceptable! Waluigi didn't remember this, and he walked away to do some other schemes they always were up to. But Wario got carried away and tried to taste test the dough. However, he forgot to turn the mixer off, and his hand got stuck in the bowl. He couldn't get out.the chocolate chip cookies jammed the mixer As the mixer was mixing, so was his hand. Wario tried to drag his hand out of there, to no prevail. He laughed before dying. Wario sure seemed happy when making the mix. He has a great cook ethic. And laughing while dying, what a man. It was grinding his hand up and it self destructed in front of Wario, and after some painful minutes, Waluigi eventually walked in to see what the noise was about. But he didn't find what he was expecting. He found Wario dead alongside the mixer mixing the dough with his hand in it. Man must've tried making Chocolate Cannibal Cookies with a secret ingredient: His flesh. He went overboard and killed himself accidentally. The sad news is, Wario was pregnant during this accident, 8 months through, Waluigi was looking forward to being a father. And thus, their cookies had some little personal touches in them.
It was Wario's favorite dish. Chocolate Chip Cookies! Ever since he was a baby, his mom would make these cookies on very special occasions. Either that, or she would just make them because she was bored. Either way, her cookies were the best. Wario couldn't deny it. Waluigi couldn't deny it. Even Mario and Luigi, their rivals, loved them. So the Wario Bros. took it upon themselves to learn just how she made them. And she taught them. However, Wario would always end up eating the raw dough before it was even mixed properly, and Waluigi, being the clumsy man that he is, would break things, and trip over the things he made fall. Because of this, their mother had to politely decline their teaching any further. This infuriated them both. Once she had passed, the Mushroom Kingdom was filled with grief. Especially Wario and Waluigi. Who would make the cookies now? There was nobody to keep anyone having a sweet tooth. Only their mother had that power. So they came up with an idea. They would learn themselves! Wario had the taste to test if the cookie dough was just right, and Waluigi was as smart as the next guy. They were an unstoppable team! So it was their first day of cooking. They had everything they needed: eggs, flour, milk, chocolate chips, butter, more butter, sugar, more sugar, and baking soda. Sure, they didn't have everything they would have liked to get, but it was how mom made it. They went exactly as she made it, too. Starting with the eggs. They weren't perfect, seeing as they left the eggshells in the bowl, and milk spilled all over the kitchen table. But it worked out. The butter made things slip everywhere, and a knife almost landed on Wario's foot. He didn't care though, he was patiently making these cookies to show the Kingdom how it's done. And the mixture was done! All they had to do was mix it, and they did it in the best way possible. They took a whisk, and attached it to the mixer for maximum mixing. Sure, it wasn't easy to work, but they made it happen. Waluigi put the dough into the bowl, and turned the mixer on. And, sure enough, the cracking of eggshells meant the whisk was doing its job well. But they forgot one thing... Wario had to taste test the dough to see if it was acceptable! Waluigi didn't remember this, and he walked away to do some other schemes they always were up to. But Wario got carried away and tried to taste test the dough. However, he forgot to turn the mixer off, and his hand got stuck in the bowl. He couldn't get out. As the mixer was mixing, so was his hand. Wario tried to drag his hand out of there, to no prevail. It was grinding his hand up, and after some painful minutes, Waluigi eventually walked in to see what the noise was about. But he didn't find what he was expecting. He found Wario dead alongside the mixer mixing the dough with his hand in it. And thus, their cookies had some little personal touches in them.
these memes are becoming too tragic...
*Watery eyes*
how do you die from making cookies?
It's at 911, can't like it
911 likes, if you like, you dont want save wario
There was one where Wario died in the Hiroshima bombing while eating curry.
He laughed before dying. Man must've tried making Chocolate Cannibal Cookies with a secret ingredient: His flesh. He went overboard and killed himself accidentally.
No, he was laughing away the pain
This is too scary.
I regret reading this comment.
im the 1000 like
*Wario is a Sarkic cultist confirmed*
Wario has died like 20 times already. Can he stop dying please?
TrueMrPremium Not to worry. Canonically can’t actually die if he doesn’t want to.
Which explains why he took so much pleasure fighting in the Vietnam War,
As long as there are 1ups, he'll never die.
He died by a clown grabbing him, so maybe that's his weakness. I dunno.
Each death is a vision of a different parallel universe Wario
I have a little poem for you all
"It is 3am
I should be in bed
but here I watching
the many ways Wario could be dead."
English teachers: * moaning *
'Tis three in the AM and I should be sleeping
For I have things to do early in the morning
But here I am instead
Nowhere near my bed
Watching the many ways Wario is dying.
It's almost 2AM for me
@Corruptoror holy shit
It’s 3:14 am for me when I read this lol
0:52
-“...Oh my God! WAAAAaaAAaAaA”
**FABRIC OF MATTER COLLAPSING IN ON ITSELF**
0:59 Wario: *Laughing*
Wrio decided to laugh before dying
Just the thought of wario getting flung around while his hand is in the mixer and the then universe implodes is extremely hilarious
Wario is the new Kenny
Which means at some point, there's gonna be a video where he dies from something serious and no more videos will be made.
Bastards
But he returns the season after that and his superpower to never die Is revealed
Mario: oh my god they killed a wario
Luigi: you a bastards
my god.
Next make Wario losses his head in a zombie attack at Bath & Beyond
Nick Meyers you mean Wario, not Mario, right?
The Holy Wooomy with 69 Nuggets of Toasted Chaos We must get this woomy to 69 subs, I will be putting my part, only 10 to go
Bed Bath and beyond*
Yes
Odsly specific. I like it.
I love how excited he's getting completely on his own just by making cookies
Here we go!
*Microwave Sounds*
Aw yeah!
*Uhh... Box getting pulled of shelf?*
Wonderful!
*Tiny Glass Chime*
Yahoo!
*Spoon hitting bowl*
*Batter noises(?)*
*S N I F F* Ooh!
Alright!
*Chocolate chips falling into something*
Alright.
*MIXER INTENSIFIES*
Oh no!
*Hand getting destroyed*
OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
OH MY GOOD
WAAAAAAH
(Ouch! Ouch!Ouch!)
WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank you for enlightening me
You forgot *cracked egg noises.*
Wario sure seemed happy when making the mix. He has a great cook ethic. And laughing while dying, what a man
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VIDEOS OF WARIO DYING?!
wario deserves death and nothing else
@@paperluigi-gs8cs Wario deserves all of our love and attention, you absolute buffoon.
Spud your the buffoon wario is an Italian mafia boss and committed lots of crimes
Why not?
GER
The sad news is, Wario was pregnant during this accident, 8 months threw, Walugi was looking forward to being a father.
what even-
This is the perfect fanfic
Oh yeah this is the best fanfic ever
Um... I don't know what to say about this...
This is such a cursed comment
Can we talk about the fact that he put like a gallon of chocolate chips in the bowl?
Maybe that's why he lost his hand lol
Would you expect anything less from Wario?
what a peaceful audio. i think i’ll listen to this whilst i study
What makes this so great is that Wario is levitating off the floor.
This was uploaded on my birthday.
Best gift ever.
No Wario dies video is complete without "OH MY GOD WAAAAAA-"
followed by the universe imploding
I never thought I would find one in the wild. I thought that these didn't exist, I thought they were edits.
If you close your eyes you can vividly visualise wario's tragedy
I saw his whole body get sucked into the mixer and then explode into a bloody mess :l
this is still hands down the best wario dying video
You know it’s a daily routine to watch Wario die for our amusement and on a Quarantine playlist for entertainment to pass time.
Remember kids the moral of the story is
"Use a blender instead of a mixer"
0:20 when you smell your own fart
Man why you been doin this to my man...Hes been though too much
He enjoys it. Why else would he be fighting in the Vietnam War?
I just want a wholesome ASMR of wario :(
🎶Never gonna get it
oh woah woah woah
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it🎶
Good thing Green shrooms aren't hard to find in the Mario-verse. Even if Wario dies a hundred times that's basically nothing.
Best asmr. Fell asleep instantly. 12/10
Well this... exists, I like it
I love hearing the "Oh my God!" Whenever he dies in these videos
Full Story: It was Wario's favorite dish. Chocolate Chip Cookies! Ever since he was a baby, his mom would make these cookies on very special occasions. Either that, or she would just make them because she was bored. Either way, her cookies were the best. Wario couldn't deny it. Waluigi couldn't deny it. Even Mario and Luigi, their rivals, loved them. So the Wario Bros. took it upon themselves to learn just how she made them.
And she taught them. However, Wario would always end up eating the raw dough before it was even mixed properly, and Waluigi, being the clumsy man that he is, would break things, and trip over the things he made fall. Because of this, their mother had to politely decline their teaching any further. This infuriated them both.
Once she had passed, the Mushroom Kingdom was filled with grief. Especially Wario and Waluigi. Who would make the cookies now? There was nobody to keep anyone having a sweet tooth. Only their mother had that power. So they came up with an idea. They would learn themselves! Wario had the taste to test if the cookie dough was just right, and Waluigi was as smart as the next guy. They were an unstoppable team!
So it was their first day of cooking. They had everything they needed: eggs, flour, milk, chocolate chips, butter, more butter, sugar, more sugar, and baking soda. Sure, they didn't have everything they would have liked to get, but it was how mom made it. They went exactly as she made it, too. Starting with the eggs.
They weren't perfect, seeing as they left the eggshells in the bowl, and milk spilled all over the kitchen table. But it worked out. The butter made things slip everywhere, and a knife almost landed on Wario's foot. He didn't care though, he was patiently making these cookies to show the Kingdom how it's done.
And the mixture was done! All they had to do was mix it, and they did it in the best way possible. They took a whisk, and attached it to the mixer for maximum mixing. Sure, it wasn't easy to work, but they made it happen. Waluigi put the dough into the bowl, and turned the mixer on. And, sure enough, the cracking of eggshells meant the whisk was doing its job well. But they forgot one thing...
Wario had to taste test the dough to see if it was acceptable!
Waluigi didn't remember this, and he walked away to do some other schemes they always were up to. But Wario got carried away and tried to taste test the dough. However, he forgot to turn the mixer off, and his hand got stuck in the bowl. He couldn't get out.the chocolate chip cookies jammed the mixer
As the mixer was mixing, so was his hand. Wario tried to drag his hand out of there, to no prevail. He laughed before dying. Wario sure seemed happy when making the mix. He has a great cook ethic. And laughing while dying, what a man. It was grinding his hand up and it self destructed in front of Wario, and after some painful minutes, Waluigi eventually walked in to see what the noise was about. But he didn't find what he was expecting. He found Wario dead alongside the mixer mixing the dough with his hand in it. Man must've tried making Chocolate Cannibal Cookies with a secret ingredient: His flesh. He went overboard and killed himself accidentally.
The sad news is, Wario was pregnant during this accident, 8 months through, Waluigi was looking forward to being a father.
And thus, their cookies had some little personal touches in them.
I’m starting to think wario is sharing the same fate as diavolo
I love how these videos just keep getting more and more weirdly specific
The mixer completely ripped his hand off and it’s still working. That’s one hell of a mixer.
the many deaths of wario playlist is basically diavolo after GER
This is the advanced version of a youtube poop.
We've come so far as a species.
This isn't the sound of a man losing his hand... This is a man who's literally suffering
These Wario Memes are just becoming Final Destination Death Scenes
People make memes about watching weird shit early in the morning, but I'm legit watching this at 12:17am
The fact that it sounds like the mixer legitimately explodes when Wario puts his hand in it makes this entire video so much funnier.
Calling Wario accident prone at this point is the understatement of the century.
Request:
Wario dies in an ice skating incident with Knuckles during the winter Olympics
*CRUNCH* "oh no" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
God: Wario how many times do you wish to die?
Wario: yes
girls: boys don't know sadness
boys:
It's never complete without *OH MY GOD*
HOBART kills Wario, 2020 colorized
Considering Wario's habits, that's a clean ass kitchen.
Wario: the man with infinity stock
This is what we do in quarantine
Alternative Title: Wario loses his hand in the mixer and dies before cackling his demise.
Alternate title:
Wario dies from blood loss after losing his hand in the mixer while making chocolate chip cookies.
did a car fall from the sky onto his head while he was making cookies?
these never get old
That was the most tragic anime death that I have ever seen.
We stan Wario, we stan.
I get it now. This is what Diavolo must be seeing in every possible death imaginable. Wario is Diavolo.
The “OH MY GOD” phrase the Wario always utters in these memes implies there is religion in the Mario universe
This is the quality content I signed up for
You know what,Wario and Kenny need to be good friends.
The Wario memes are so sad
It sounds less like he is losing hand to the mixer and more like the entirety of his soul and the rest of local reality.
Everybody gangsta until Wario doesn’t make an appearance in the next Mario games.
I will love have a life so quiet like Wario's one... but without his luck
Waluigi gets risen to God status
and Wario dies an immeasurable amount of times.
It was Wario's favorite dish. Chocolate Chip Cookies! Ever since he was a baby, his mom would make these cookies on very special occasions. Either that, or she would just make them because she was bored. Either way, her cookies were the best. Wario couldn't deny it. Waluigi couldn't deny it. Even Mario and Luigi, their rivals, loved them. So the Wario Bros. took it upon themselves to learn just how she made them.
And she taught them. However, Wario would always end up eating the raw dough before it was even mixed properly, and Waluigi, being the clumsy man that he is, would break things, and trip over the things he made fall. Because of this, their mother had to politely decline their teaching any further. This infuriated them both.
Once she had passed, the Mushroom Kingdom was filled with grief. Especially Wario and Waluigi. Who would make the cookies now? There was nobody to keep anyone having a sweet tooth. Only their mother had that power. So they came up with an idea. They would learn themselves! Wario had the taste to test if the cookie dough was just right, and Waluigi was as smart as the next guy. They were an unstoppable team!
So it was their first day of cooking. They had everything they needed: eggs, flour, milk, chocolate chips, butter, more butter, sugar, more sugar, and baking soda. Sure, they didn't have everything they would have liked to get, but it was how mom made it. They went exactly as she made it, too. Starting with the eggs.
They weren't perfect, seeing as they left the eggshells in the bowl, and milk spilled all over the kitchen table. But it worked out. The butter made things slip everywhere, and a knife almost landed on Wario's foot. He didn't care though, he was patiently making these cookies to show the Kingdom how it's done.
And the mixture was done! All they had to do was mix it, and they did it in the best way possible. They took a whisk, and attached it to the mixer for maximum mixing. Sure, it wasn't easy to work, but they made it happen. Waluigi put the dough into the bowl, and turned the mixer on. And, sure enough, the cracking of eggshells meant the whisk was doing its job well. But they forgot one thing...
Wario had to taste test the dough to see if it was acceptable!
Waluigi didn't remember this, and he walked away to do some other schemes they always were up to. But Wario got carried away and tried to taste test the dough. However, he forgot to turn the mixer off, and his hand got stuck in the bowl. He couldn't get out.
As the mixer was mixing, so was his hand. Wario tried to drag his hand out of there, to no prevail. It was grinding his hand up, and after some painful minutes, Waluigi eventually walked in to see what the noise was about. But he didn't find what he was expecting. He found Wario dead alongside the mixer mixing the dough with his hand in it.
And thus, their cookies had some little personal touches in them.
Wario tries to withdraw some money from his bank account before being violently shot and dying
This is perfection.
Finally, the meme man himself (SMG4) has finally acknowledged all these videos of Wario dying in horrific ways 😂
Hand mixer
UA-cam loaded the title before the thumbnail and I can guarantee I almost died laughing
This sounded more like the chocolate chip cookies jammed the mixer and it self destructed in front of Wario.
Remember:
Don't Let Your Hand Get Too Close To The Mixer.
Wario looks like he’s gonna eat something in the thumbnail
I love how the mixer becomes ear rape when Wario loses his hand.
This is the most random thing ever.
Now this one needs an animation!
That "Oh My God!" Is the mark of every of thoses deaths.
I swear theses just keep getting more violent the more they appear
I love the Wario dying asmr genre
no matter how wario dies, why does it always end up sounding like a nuclear explosion?
Next do 'Wario Is Mistaken as a D-Class Personnel and Strapped to the Femur Breaker'
Wario gets hurt and dies, thats a official meme now
Wario eats his hand while playing Krieg on borderlands 2 as his dog barks outside.
Wario gets trampled to death during the grand opening of a new arcade
category: comedy
Wario is just Diavolo at this point
Wario dies from pelvic infection while getting something from the vending machine.
Wario takes a scenic trip to Pompeii
A cording to my playlist he has died over 211 times... God must be god damn tired of him sending him back everytime
UA-cam finally recommends something worth my time
0:40 alright
“Oh my GOD!”
*flame war flashbacks*
Imagine actually dying in such a way.
Wario cant live his normal life without dying
Wario chokes on an m&m while laughing at the office
i love these wario dies memes
Can we just have Wario enjoy his meals for once
Welcome to another episode of "Infinite wario deaths"
I like how he puts a bunch of chips in it
Grim reaper: I fear no man, but that thing. It scares
Well that was quick.
Category: Comedy
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