Spitehound - S.H.B. (Official Audio)

Written and Performed by Brandon Steinhauer
Mixed and Mastered by Mason Embers
My Links: linktr.ee/spit...
Lyrics:
I'm not interested in being hurt
So I'll just find the girl with the most nose rings
And pretend I married her
We have a big hypothetical house
Probably full of plants I keep forgetting about
She'll be perfect forever,
Never make a mistake
And we'll never run out of things to do
'Cause she has all the same interests as me
Did I mention I'm perfect, too?
She'll be captivated about
Whatever comes when I open my mouth
And she'll be slightly cruel to me,
Just the way that I like
Hey, I sympathize with my friends and their breakups
But that never happens in the stories I make up
You might think this is a way to escape her
It's actually super healthy behavior
We'll be into all the same bands
She'll play instruments with me,
Worship the guy with the ampersand
She'll love all the songs I write,
But not too much to helpfully criticize
We'll keep learning together,
Getting better each day
She'll be edgy in the ways I love
Laugh when people mention God
All black wardrobe, no hard drugs
And her cool tattoos won't have history
She'll have just gotten them because they look neat
And her style would sway mine,
Gradually
Hey, I sympathize with my friends and their breakups
But that never happens in the stories I make up
You might think this is a way to escape her
It's actually super healthy behavior
I'll say thanks for the books,
Or the records, or the coffee
If it went any further it would end bad
Probably
But this way we're both getting off
Scot-free
Yeah, it's the last time that
She'll ever talk to me
I deny any personal savior
It's actually super healthy behavior

[@johnfern]

This is great!! 👍

[@combs08]

Cool subject! I don't think I've ever heard a song talking about an imaginary girlfriend. Also I liked the Pinegrove reference

[@Spitehound]

Thankful somebody out there got that lol