Could Humans Actually Build A Dyson Sphere? | Answers With Joe

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  • @dspartridge84
    @dspartridge84 4 роки тому +439

    Aliens "Shit they can see us. Oh they think randomly dimming stars are natural, good we don't have to talk to them yet"

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 4 роки тому +35

      Always presume the most plausible but prepared for the improbable

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 3 роки тому +3

      @Gary Hochstetler there's one less bright star in Pleiades constellation nowadays, for example.

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 3 роки тому +1

      @Gary Hochstetler to be honest, I don't now, but it was depicted differently during the bronze and early iron age. During the bronze age the celestial motifs were all over the place because of agriculture, and iron was originally a "star metal" gained from meteorites, as ore from Earth itself required more difficult approach.
      And now, one of the stars (or, possibly, a clump of those stars seen as one) shown there is gone.
      There are others, but this is the one I know of.

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 3 роки тому

      @Gary Hochstetler And when, exactly, did I say it couldn't be natural? Whatever it was, it happened before humanity even came to exist in the first place.

    • @urmomsbf4934
      @urmomsbf4934 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly i don't blame them

  • @Phlegm187
    @Phlegm187 4 роки тому +1486

    I vacuum my rugs with a Dyson sphere every day what's this guy on about.

    • @spruceg00se
      @spruceg00se 4 роки тому +19

      @Al Castill asking the real questions my dude

    • @MrTaxiRob
      @MrTaxiRob 4 роки тому +9

      @Al Castill CATS

    • @jamesdavis9036
      @jamesdavis9036 3 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @anthonym2457
      @anthonym2457 3 роки тому +42

      who tf vacuums every day

    • @Burbanana
      @Burbanana 3 роки тому +23

      @@anthonym2457 people who value hygiene

  •  3 роки тому +100

    I think a Dyson swarm has one big advantage: when the time comes to pack things up and run it would be much faster than dismantling a Dyson sphere. It could be rearranged away from the star during the supernova blast and wait for the star to become a white dwarf to rearrange it again.

    • @zanly5039
      @zanly5039 3 роки тому +10

      Sol isn't gonna go supernova iirc, but it's still gonna grow giant so yeah still a good plan lol

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 3 роки тому +8

      Sun-sized stars don't supernova, they make planetary nebulae. Stars need to be at LEAST 8 times as massive as the sun.

    • @John-Perry
      @John-Perry 3 роки тому +3

      I think you underestimate the size of the bang that the sun will make when it dies. We'll want to be very far away, and the swarm might just have to be left behind

    • @jready1455
      @jready1455 3 роки тому

      Or we can make stars go supernova and extract all the energy from the blast

    • @matthewhedge8955
      @matthewhedge8955 2 роки тому +3

      I think just a single nuke would be enough to dismantle a Dyson sphere it doesn’t even have to damage it much just knock it off balance so the sun will swallow it

  • @kenduxbury7122
    @kenduxbury7122 4 роки тому +529

    "The Kardashian Scale":
    Illustrates the level of continual regression human civilization is capable of.

  • @toddwelsh8353
    @toddwelsh8353 4 роки тому +316

    "um...Earth." You gotta love the commitment to a running gag.

    • @fourthpanda
      @fourthpanda 4 роки тому +24

      Actually got to a point where it was legitimately annoying.

    • @richardcheese4680
      @richardcheese4680 4 роки тому +6

      fourth panda isn’t so funny the 5th time in a row is what I thought.

    • @chaosincarnate7304
      @chaosincarnate7304 4 роки тому +5

      @@fourthpanda If him failing to say Earth annoys you I have no idea how you got so far through regular life without getting a cardiac arrest.

    • @fourthpanda
      @fourthpanda 4 роки тому

      @@chaosincarnate7304 lol

    • @wolfiewoo3371
      @wolfiewoo3371 3 роки тому +5

      @@fourthpanda I actually really liked the joke

  • @DERTHIX
    @DERTHIX 4 роки тому +483

    1977
    Aliens: “SOS, Help us our world is dying”.
    2020
    Aliens: “WHY THE HELL HAVEN’T YOU HELPED US”?

    • @MegaSandyvagina
      @MegaSandyvagina 4 роки тому +8

      Aliens 2021: "human...the other white meat"...or...or "humans...tastes just like chicken".

    • @chrisbraid2907
      @chrisbraid2907 4 роки тому +9

      Oops sorry Aliens, I read that as Dining and thought you knew that we couldn’t make it ...

    • @the7swords
      @the7swords 4 роки тому +17

      More like
      1977
      Aliens: "Oh hi glad to finaly get a message to you."
      2020
      Aliens: "I thank we need to just stay away form each other.....sorry."
      #blameCOVID

    • @sardoniclysane
      @sardoniclysane 3 роки тому +4

      To be fair...signals came from different locations and uh....why would they bother reaching out to a species that barely can leave the atmosphere?
      (That said I love the joke and I did laugh. I’m not a complete buzz killington)

    • @sardoniclysane
      @sardoniclysane 3 роки тому +6

      @@MegaSandyvagina we taste like pork. Hence the phrase “longpig”

  • @lightsoda7445
    @lightsoda7445 4 роки тому +213

    The shell idea is basically like levelling your own house so that you can never pay for utility bills ever again.

    • @BuggaBoy69
      @BuggaBoy69 3 роки тому +31

      It’s like leveling your house so you could build a solar panel big enough to power your (now non-existent) house

  • @PlasmaChannel
    @PlasmaChannel 4 роки тому +661

    What's that one planet called again?

    • @lw4570
      @lw4570 4 роки тому +66

      One sec. Its uh. Its... Earth

    • @joaovictorhasse1630
      @joaovictorhasse1630 4 роки тому +44

      I'm open to corrections, but I heard somowhere it's something like Œrth... I guess?

    • @Railstar1976
      @Railstar1976 4 роки тому +52

      "Erf". Which is also, coincidentally, the sound I make when I drop my peanut butter sandwich. It must be a very disappointing place.

    • @azhari7968
      @azhari7968 4 роки тому +7

      Why does everyone on earth keep forgetting that planet name? Smh

    • @Hummelsbusch
      @Hummelsbusch 4 роки тому +4

      Erf. Ers. Ehrve...

  • @jwbflyer
    @jwbflyer 4 роки тому +914

    Sadly, humanity’s biggest hurdles are social, not technological.

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 4 роки тому +32

      Haha you humans do suck XD you can't even talk with trees

    • @resete9274
      @resete9274 4 роки тому +27

      This is true to an extent

    • @bhanureddy2087
      @bhanureddy2087 4 роки тому +6

      @@ShadowLynx777 yeah alien bit@h

    • @remicaron3191
      @remicaron3191 4 роки тому +33

      This is the truest statement I've ever seen written. I fear we don't have very much more time to figure it out and are cutting that time down with every birth. We speak of equality and merit but only practice in-group and relations. The world today produces approximately $6500/year of "value" yet half don't make that much and a 10,000th of us make much much more. Until we learn that all basic needs of the people must be met and we agree to lower our numbers to a sustainable level we are heading to the end of the HUMAN RACE. And it is most likely already too late since we use up the Earth 3 times faster than it can heal itself. Too bad we couldn't grow up as a people instead of concentrating our efforts for the few at the expense of all of us.

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 4 роки тому +1

      @@bhanureddy2087
      Forests were here before y'all, so if you're playing like that, you're the aliens

  • @vincentcleaver1925
    @vincentcleaver1925 4 роки тому +370

    "You can't destroy the Earth! That's where I keep all of my stuff..."

    • @stefaness2153
      @stefaness2153 4 роки тому +10

      @J Fz "Look how they massacred my boy"

    • @animistchannel2983
      @animistchannel2983 4 роки тому +20

      @J Fz Vincent was making a reference to a 1990's superhero spoof cartoon called "The Tick."

    • @akgarada
      @akgarada 4 роки тому +5

      I know good space movers that can help move your stuff!

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 4 роки тому

      nobodies talking about how hard that would be , would we need to wait for lava to cool ?

    • @nixord54
      @nixord54 4 роки тому

      Post-humans: hah, Dyson Sphere goes BRRRR

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 4 роки тому +611

    I love you Joe

  • @robinhammond4446
    @robinhammond4446 2 роки тому +10

    The solar wind info is understated, thanks for covering that. If the shell were of uniform thickness, you'd experience only the Sun's gravity when inside the shell. This basically mean all the energy you're trapping arrives beneath your feet.

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 4 роки тому +88

    "You can't destroy the Earth! That's where I keep all my stuff.". The Tic

  • @elbozo5723
    @elbozo5723 4 роки тому +219

    "How do we stop global warming and move towards renewable energy?"
    Google: You can use solar power, wind power, even fusion and fission...
    Bing: *BUILD A DYSON SWARM*

    • @martspil9848
      @martspil9848 3 роки тому +3

      well a dyson swarm would basically be full solar power

    • @russhamilton3800
      @russhamilton3800 3 роки тому +5

      Acting like the earth has a magical optimal temperature is silly. The earth has been much hotter in the past and much colder in the past and it will be again. FFS

    • @martspil9848
      @martspil9848 3 роки тому +1

      @@russhamilton3800 when it was hotter we humans weren’t here, the earth isn’t dying, it will just be harder for humans and many other species to survive. And we do have proof that the CO2 production of humans is causing a new excess which causes this climate change.

    • @russhamilton3800
      @russhamilton3800 3 роки тому +1

      @@martspil9848 blah blah blah... We cant do anything about it and our contribution is deminimus, both overall and compared to the Chinese.

    • @What_In_This_World
      @What_In_This_World 3 роки тому +1

      @@russhamilton3800 we totally cause changes to the environment on a global scale, in 2020, due to Covid we produced a far lower amount of CO2 and it made the planet hotter….cause there wasn’t enough CO2 to block enough incoming heat from the sun vs how much there was to trap it, science is weird or some shit

  • @maasaiguy1193
    @maasaiguy1193 3 роки тому +17

    It would be cool to see Joe go through how humans would progress through the stages.

  • @Unotch
    @Unotch 4 роки тому +53

    The fact that we never found a Dyson sphere might prove that we are alone .... or just that it is a very dumb idea and that they all have better solutions once they reach a point of technology where they could build one.

    • @86BuzzSaw
      @86BuzzSaw Рік тому +11

      Or that we just wouldn't be able to see it as it would be covering their star... Or that its just a very dumb idea.

    • @Unotch
      @Unotch Рік тому

      @@86BuzzSaw You know, if we think that they would build a Dyson sphere we also assume that they would need a constant flow of energy equal to a sun. I mean ... what the actual F would they be doing? Charging a billion electrically driven space ships? But while charging the space ships their home planet would be in the dark?
      I am very sorry but Dyson was a moron - as proven by all the aliens out there NOT building his sphere!

    • @patrickcullen2714
      @patrickcullen2714 Рік тому +7

      We are definitely not alone and a dyson sphere cannot be built

    • @JFrazer4303
      @JFrazer4303 6 місяців тому +1

      It' a bad S.F. tabloid quality idea, and Dyson never said anything about it.
      What Dyson talked about is a very different and much better idea and realistic.

    • @Unotch
      @Unotch 6 місяців тому

      @@JFrazer4303 Yes of course but the Dyson sphere as we know it is a fabulously stupid idea. You have a monstrous nuclear explosion held in check by gravity and then you are going to build a mantle around it. What does that remind me of?? Ah yes ... A BOMB! What else does it remind me of? Ah yes, no more sunlight on your homeworld. And seriously, how much energy can one use? First you have to develop technology that can USE the power of a sun, like energy/matter transformation, a Star Trek replicator but once you are at that tech level you are not gonna harvest your sun. Not handy enough.

  • @535Computer
    @535Computer 4 роки тому +230

    Note to future humans (or post-humans): Build the Dyson Swarm for all of your energy needs, but keep the earth intact and use it as a giant living history museum.

    • @MrArchy1986
      @MrArchy1986 4 роки тому +7

      Unless future humans can pull matter out of other dimentions, they will need to use earth for building materials to build that sphere. and probably all the rest our solar systems planets.

    • @saladinbob
      @saladinbob 4 роки тому +6

      What history would that be? Snowball Earth? Without the Sun Earth is dying, and if you build the swarm far enough out to enable Earth to be within its orbit, you A) defeat the entire object, and B) throw all sorts of additional gravitational equations into the mix.

    • @keenfire8151
      @keenfire8151 4 роки тому +5

      Elon Musk thinks all industrial should be done off planet. So you arent the only one with that mindset.

    • @DOSFS
      @DOSFS 4 роки тому +15

      @@saladinbob If they can build a dyson sphere, they can used portion of those energy to artificially light and warm Earth if they want by using other fantastic technologies that we can't even imagine of at that point.

    • @DJaquithFL
      @DJaquithFL 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO .. Humanity is way to self-destructive and and incapable of global cooperation. Maybe our replacements if any...

  • @docferringer
    @docferringer 4 роки тому +8

    Good timing for this video! A game called Dyson Sphere Program just entered Steam Early Access. It's sort of like Factorio and Satisfactory had a baby, and that baby decided to build a giant ball to play with. You pick a random star cluster with up to 64 solar systems to mine for resources. They even have neutron stars and black holes, though I am not sure what those do,

  • @darthmoomoo
    @darthmoomoo 4 роки тому +131

    5:55 Watts per second is a misnomer. Watts already measure the rate of energy use.

    • @BasicPoke
      @BasicPoke 4 роки тому +2

      Correct

    • @philipeanthonybattung3860
      @philipeanthonybattung3860 4 роки тому +13

      Watts is Joules per second right??
      Oh god my Thermo prof will kill me.

    • @Lefygrens
      @Lefygrens 4 роки тому

      it is simply joules per second per second O_O mind blown

    • @TanaisNL
      @TanaisNL 4 роки тому +7

      @@Lefygrens It's the acceleration of power production/consumption!

    • @philipeanthonybattung3860
      @philipeanthonybattung3860 4 роки тому

      @Gerald H but isn't that joules only. So W/s = J/s/s = J

  • @carpenter3069
    @carpenter3069 4 роки тому +237

    Kardashian scale: The amount of money you make increases as your usefulness declines.

    • @rednammoc
      @rednammoc 4 роки тому +13

      You've misspelt Cardassian. I've no idea what a Kardashian was, nor do I care to find out.

    • @nicholasluigi
      @nicholasluigi 4 роки тому +21

      @@rednammoc Stupid plastic people who do nothing but make so much money its sad.

    • @Jmartin_leo
      @Jmartin_leo 4 роки тому +4

      That sounds just about right...

    • @MrPoster42
      @MrPoster42 4 роки тому +8

      Reminds me of the "Peter Principle".
      Noting that people in a hiarchy tend to be promoted until they reach a job they aren't very good at. Then that's where they stay.

    • @ac.creations
      @ac.creations 4 роки тому

      @@rednammoc haha a Dan Murrell joke

  • @MrSmity
    @MrSmity 4 роки тому +24

    I’ve already started on mine. Dyson Sphere Project

  • @SIB1963
    @SIB1963 4 роки тому +233

    "Watts per second"? I think you mean "joules per second", also known as...watts...

    • @Piotr_P_M
      @Piotr_P_M 4 роки тому +17

      I must admit I find it disappointing to see watts used as energy unit on this channel and this throughout the whole episode.

    • @redstonerti9918
      @redstonerti9918 4 роки тому +5

      @@Piotr_P_M what's wrong with watts

    • @aok2075
      @aok2075 4 роки тому +31

      @@redstonerti9918 Joules is the unit of energy. Watts are the number of joules per second

    • @aok2075
      @aok2075 4 роки тому +14

      @@Piotr_P_M These mistakes are easier to make than you realize.

    • @y__h
      @y__h 4 роки тому

      Aaaaand it goes to 2021 recap episode.

  •  4 роки тому +50

    “We don’t have the technology to see close enough.”
    In 100 years: That alien close to Alpha Centauri is looking straight back at me!

    • @mal2ksc
      @mal2ksc 4 роки тому +13

      Even creepier: "That alien was looking straight back at me... five years ago!"

    • @bobinthewest8559
      @bobinthewest8559 4 роки тому +6

      We'll know our telescopes have gotten good when you and the alien can give one another "the nod".

    • @bobinthewest8559
      @bobinthewest8559 4 роки тому +3

      @Brenden Heitzman ...
      I guess from now on I'll have to announce when I'm joking.

    • @protus3882
      @protus3882 4 роки тому

      intergalactic gang war intensifies

    • @joshuatraffanstedt2695
      @joshuatraffanstedt2695 4 роки тому

      @Brenden Heitzman yes, we're all aware of that, thank you.

  • @craigbond1513
    @craigbond1513 4 роки тому +15

    Joe, you should upload these as podcasts on Spotify, would be awesome.

  • @jakobfredriksson2272
    @jakobfredriksson2272 4 роки тому +115

    Destroying Earth?
    Earthlings: "Challenge accepted".

  • @davidnemeth2061
    @davidnemeth2061 4 роки тому +342

    Sorry Joe but this "Örf" place you keep mentioning? Never heard of it, must be somekind of wacky place.

    • @arnom1885
      @arnom1885 4 роки тому +21

      I use that every time as my planet of origin in RP-games :P

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah 4 роки тому +18

      I may be mistaken, but it sounded like Örþ to me.

    • @zynosgd9982
      @zynosgd9982 4 роки тому +8

      Anyone not speaking Swedish (or maybe similar nordic languages using ö): What?

    • @bullie86
      @bullie86 4 роки тому +4

      @@zynosgd9982 nah.

    • @markhatvani6785
      @markhatvani6785 4 роки тому +7

      @@zynosgd9982 Hungarian, kind of related to Finnish. Earth -> Örf -> Föld

  • @SkaterKing101
    @SkaterKing101 3 роки тому +33

    When I imagine a dyson sphere my head goes straight to the Death Star.

    • @petergant8767
      @petergant8767 3 роки тому +4

      We'll build a Death Star, LONG before we have enough raw material to reach out to Earth's orbit, in all three dimensions!

  • @PaulPaulPaulson
    @PaulPaulPaulson 4 роки тому +275

    Isaac Arthur: Will we build a dyson sphere around each star or just around most stars?

    • @cactichris9829
      @cactichris9829 4 роки тому +6

      @Click Bait let’s build one around our planet

    • @trzascan
      @trzascan 4 роки тому +30

      @@cactichris9829 a little counter productive but you go the spirit

    • @mux2000
      @mux2000 4 роки тому +20

      I wondered how far down the comments section I'd need to go before seeing Isaac's name. Answer - second comment down 😆

    • @choonbox
      @choonbox 4 роки тому +16

      Isaac Arthur is quite out-there but it's nice thinking about the far (far) future. Event Horizon is also a great podcast by John Michael Godier. Sublime subjects for an old, curious guy like me.

    • @hjk3927
      @hjk3927 4 роки тому +6

      The sun is a relatively quite and calm star. I guess building Dyson spheres around more active stars will be a bit more challenging.

  • @TheycallemSavage
    @TheycallemSavage 4 роки тому +31

    I like how showed a picture of Q while mentioning gods of time space. Bravo.

  • @JK-gl7bf
    @JK-gl7bf 4 роки тому +51

    In Avengers Infiniti Wars Thor and rocket got to a Dyson sphere essentially to forge stormbreaker.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 4 роки тому +4

      it kinda was a dyson sphere wasn't it?

    • @Al-ok1lj
      @Al-ok1lj 3 роки тому +1

      Interesting theory. Good one mate!

    • @Manie230
      @Manie230 3 роки тому +5

      @@heliveruscalion9124 it totally was. But a pretty stupid one because it was only used for one forge. I mean fuck they could have used the energy for so much more but nope they used it for that one forge.

    • @Herm.Q-92
      @Herm.Q-92 3 роки тому

      On a much substantially smaller scale because it was around a neutron star, orders of magnitude smaller than the star we refer to as “the sun,” but exponentially more energy output I think is the case. Not 100% sure so don’t proceed to roast me if I’m mistaken.

  • @Alex88lee
    @Alex88lee 4 роки тому +18

    As bad as 2020 was, At least we have Joe to tell us he loves us at the end of each video.

  • @teemumiettinen7250
    @teemumiettinen7250 4 роки тому +49

    Mercury has feelings too....and its crying because its surface temperature is 430 *C....we should really release it from its pain...

    • @Thoughtmage100
      @Thoughtmage100 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed, lets help it find its purpose in life.

    • @isaiahhurley7942
      @isaiahhurley7942 4 роки тому +1

      2121 be like: micro life on mercury be suffering. STOP THE SPHERE. STOP THE SPHERE! lol and then all we will be rolling in our graves!

    • @sixjhontongalamar979
      @sixjhontongalamar979 3 роки тому

      Yes let's end its suffering... by destroying it ourselves

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 3 роки тому

      It's like 0 degrees on average, 130 + or - depending on the time.
      Yes it's in celsius.

  • @MTEXX
    @MTEXX 2 роки тому

    Thanks!

  • @500midnightmary
    @500midnightmary 4 роки тому +141

    When my husband can't get to sleep at night he tries to design a Dyson sphere in his head. He gets a little farther each time.

    • @HeftyYeti8764
      @HeftyYeti8764 4 роки тому +32

      I just want to say that I was here before this man builds a Dyson Sphere

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 4 роки тому +36

      @@HeftyYeti8764
      Breaking news, man builds a super space mega structure that can encompass our Sun right out of his back yard. More details at 11

    • @clairpahlavi8830
      @clairpahlavi8830 4 роки тому +4

      Edging towards a disappointing reality. They won't function in the hypothesized manner.
      Although engineering might succeed, it's unlikely they would ever be constructed because the idea is based upon "just stupid".
      In physics, in economics, in mathematics = won't work, not enough materials, doesn't add up except in fairytales.

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 4 роки тому +2

      not to different from how my mind works, maybe I should try that sometime

    • @justsomeguywithtattoos6267
      @justsomeguywithtattoos6267 3 роки тому +5

      @@clairpahlavi8830 what would in your opinion be a better solution to getting energy once the human race goes extraterrestrial?

  • @mysticmermaid333
    @mysticmermaid333 4 роки тому +57

    *whispers* "the mormons were right!" 😂
    (My family is LDS, so I find this reference very funny)

    • @supercalifragic1551
      @supercalifragic1551 4 роки тому +7

      I mean, if any Religion is correct it'd be Mormonism. It's the only religion with a logical cosmology and follow through, and purpose of life. Other religions effectively believe in Damnation as a heaven- Damnation being the lack of eternal progress and growth. So if that's you're view of heaven then congrats, that's the heaven Mormons believe you'll get even if you don't follow Mormonism (A heaven without eternal growth. And the lowest tier *may* even be a heaven with blackjack and hookers), just that there is a higher purpose above that eternal life. And the purpose of life is to grow up to become like their predecessor / father / parent. Humans -> Gods.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 4 роки тому

      @@supercalifragic1551 Mormons - repeat the same mistakes your parents made! 👍

    • @LG123ABC
      @LG123ABC 4 роки тому +1

      @@supercalifragic1551 Yeah, humans tend to make lousy gods so, no thanks.

  • @John_Weiss
    @John_Weiss Рік тому +2

    Yep, what Dyson originally meant wasn't a _solid sphere,_ but something now referred to in sci-fi as a "Dyson Swarm". The Orion's Arm Universe Project makes heavy use of spherical Dyson Swarms, as well as Dyson Swarms in other geometries.
    So, I actually met Freeman Dyson, back when I was in grad-school for physics. [One of the professors in my department knew Dyson, and managed to get him to visit and give a colloquium.] I found him quite humble, and he was a bit perplexed that we were all so honored and impressed to meet him.

  • @bradwessel9338
    @bradwessel9338 4 роки тому +50

    Dude, the writing and editing on this channel, first class all the way. 👍

    • @haruruben
      @haruruben 2 роки тому

      Bot 🤖

    • @willh2739
      @willh2739 2 роки тому

      @@haruruben dude! He's not a bot, he just probably liked the kardashian-kardashev joke, it was funny!

    • @haruruben
      @haruruben 2 роки тому

      @@willh2739 these generic comments are placed by bots

  • @JaydLawrence
    @JaydLawrence 4 роки тому +16

    The book "We Are Legion (We Are Bob)" has a lot of these concepts and is awesome!

    • @Chace957
      @Chace957 3 роки тому +1

      Fantastic series

  • @superposition2644
    @superposition2644 3 роки тому +10

    5:53 What in the universe is a watt per second? A watt is one joule per second, which is a measurement of power.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 3 роки тому +1

      Acceleration?

    • @buckmurdock2025
      @buckmurdock2025 4 місяці тому

      @@40watt53 Accelerated increase in voltage, is very well possible. To Watt purpose, I don't know.

  • @nihildomini
    @nihildomini 4 роки тому +108

    Shows picture of Q.
    "How can an audience relate to a character that can solve all his problems at the snap of his fingers?"

    • @jacksonrathb3076
      @jacksonrathb3076 4 роки тому +4

      Q who ;)

    • @karlstruhs3530
      @karlstruhs3530 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacksonrathb3076 HE GOT BORED

    • @That-JC
      @That-JC 4 роки тому

      Exactly my first thought! Q!

    • @Pit.Gutzmann
      @Pit.Gutzmann 4 роки тому +1

      The real Q could only solve problems by creating more problems with a snap of his finger...

    • @Pit.Gutzmann
      @Pit.Gutzmann 4 роки тому

      Q is kinda like the God of the Bible...

  • @Dedjkeorrn42
    @Dedjkeorrn42 4 роки тому +38

    If you like this video Isaac Arthur goes really in depth with this topic as well as things like it.

    • @bakuamad5519
      @bakuamad5519 4 роки тому +3

      Check out Accelerando by Charles Stross as well. It's about the possible technological evolution of the human species and talks quite a bit about Matrioshka Brains. They are an all digital version of a dyson swarm.

    • @NaRhala
      @NaRhala 4 роки тому +4

      yeah, Isaac Arthur (youtube) absolutely bestest about all the things. careful cuz its really addictive if u into real, plausible, physics based futuristic thingies : )

    • @anno5936
      @anno5936 4 роки тому +2

      I found Joe's channel because of Issac... topic was the Fermi Paradox

    • @junrosamura645
      @junrosamura645 4 роки тому +3

      I like his topics but I cannot listen to his voice. Unfortunately, it's unbearable for me.

    • @solarshado
      @solarshado 4 роки тому +2

      @@bakuamad5519 Accelerando's great! I've read it 2-3 times. And you forgot the best part: you can get it for free from Stross's web site: www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/fiction/accelerando/accelerando-intro.html (fair warning: the site's a bit slow)

  • @mynameisunknown2368
    @mynameisunknown2368 4 роки тому +40

    How could we ever evolve like this if we’re constantly at war with eachother? In order for this to happen humanity has to understand life and stop killing eachother.

    • @Т1000-м1и
      @Т1000-м1и 4 роки тому +2

      Actually, internet wouldn't exist without WW2

    • @IveGotAHondaFifty
      @IveGotAHondaFifty 4 роки тому +1

      War has always been and probably will always be a big part of our species, we advance technology much faster during wartime and on the downside people die

    • @themustardman219
      @themustardman219 3 роки тому +1

      War and death makes people determined to make technology to stop the war and death. Then wars break out because of the advanced technology which causes death, which makes people determined to stop the war and death. War is a bad time for life, but a good time for technological advances. Plus, even with stuff like this, in the past years, technology has been advancing way more quickly. 100 years ago, we had basically nothing, and shitty living conditions and jobs. 50 years ago, we had some cars and guns being made, with the first computers being made. 20 years ago, we had shitty computers that could run pong or solitaire at best. 10 years ago, decent phones and computers and consoles, games like Skyrim. 5 years ago, we made drones and such. A year ago to today, we now have computers that can store terabytes of data easily, and drones that we can fly on, along with actual retractable plasma based lightsabers, and random people in their garage making laser cannons. Within 10 years, we could probably make something akin to the first iron man suit, without the missiles. Even with horrible conditions, there are those few people that keep on making awesome advances.

    • @adriansmith3427
      @adriansmith3427 3 роки тому

      Wars actually are the driving force of innovation. True wars are shit, but we would not have technology we have now if it wasn't for war!

    • @dankhill7917
      @dankhill7917 3 роки тому

      That will require one nation to rule the world.

  • @Just_Sara
    @Just_Sara 4 роки тому +20

    You know, maybe I'm weird, but the fact that he tells us he loves us means a lot to me. And the fact that it's weird that he says it says a lot about our world today. Thanks for loving us, we love you too.

    • @georgeno5300
      @georgeno5300 4 роки тому +2

      You know I finally didn't even think about it this time. I agree with you but thanks for making it weird again.

    • @Just_Sara
      @Just_Sara 4 роки тому +2

      @@georgeno5300 My job here is done, then, you’re welcome. 😝

    • @danfontaine8179
      @danfontaine8179 4 роки тому +1

      You need to get out more

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc 4 роки тому +170

    Why would you want a vacuum cleaner that is shaped like a ball?

    • @wolfvale7863
      @wolfvale7863 4 роки тому +28

      Aerodynamics.

    • @deviantaffinity1626
      @deviantaffinity1626 4 роки тому +17

      So I'm not the only one who thinks about Dyson vacuums every time Dyson spheres get mentioned.

    • @brechtstroobant9879
      @brechtstroobant9879 4 роки тому +18

      Vacuum cleaners don't work in a vacuum

    • @synccrow114
      @synccrow114 4 роки тому +12

      360 degrees of sucking is actually the name of my biography.

    • @year6million
      @year6million 4 роки тому +6

      @@deviantaffinity1626 i think of dyson spheres every time i see a dyson vaccuum

  • @WesDaviestravel
    @WesDaviestravel 3 роки тому +24

    You're like a mixture between Tim Roth, Jimmy from Bright Insight, and Howard from Big Bang Theory

    • @binalith4898
      @binalith4898 3 роки тому

      wat de heck

    • @justinianthegreatandnerd6377
      @justinianthegreatandnerd6377 3 роки тому

      @@binalith4898 ja

    • @freedapeeple2536
      @freedapeeple2536 3 роки тому

      I don't know who Tim Roth is, but I am familiar with the other names. I think it's outrageous to compare Joe Scott favourably with Jimmy from Bright Insight; a man who is a legend in his own mind and doesn't know the truth even when it's spelled out for him in plain, simple english. The only thing bright on his chan happens if you shine a flashlight in your eyes while watching it.

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson 2 роки тому

      Tim Roth from Lie To Me?

  • @TheHandsomeOne
    @TheHandsomeOne 4 роки тому +139

    Joe: Lets built a Dyson Sphere
    Mercury: My time has come.

    • @mohamedb737
      @mohamedb737 4 роки тому +4

      not only mercury but also... how to call it... hmm.. erf?

    • @ivannoreland5656
      @ivannoreland5656 4 роки тому +2

      @@mohamedb737 no

    • @Blackhole-go3sx
      @Blackhole-go3sx 4 роки тому +3

      @@mohamedb737 I think it's called Eath

    • @kykk3365
      @kykk3365 4 роки тому +2

      ...Sends shivers down my spine
      body's aching all the time
      Good bye, everybody - I've got to go
      gotta leave you all behind to face the truth...

    • @musicguy20
      @musicguy20 4 роки тому +1

      Nice pecs bro...

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 4 роки тому +83

    *humanity reaches type 1*
    "Congratulations! You finished the tutorial"

    • @daedracian9982
      @daedracian9982 4 роки тому +1

      Nice one

    • @Mdautkreix
      @Mdautkreix 4 роки тому +3

      Problem is we spent the rest of our VC maxing out destructive tech en route to type 1...
      🙃 *Great Filter has entered the chat*

    • @Bruh4.
      @Bruh4. 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mdautkreix well if we don’t find any aliens we passed the great filter

    • @Railstar1976
      @Railstar1976 4 роки тому +3

      *Reapers have entered the chat.*

    • @Manie230
      @Manie230 3 роки тому

      @@Bruh4. wich is the only thing I hope. As soon as we find life elsewhere the countdown begins. And it’s a matter of time that we will be hit by a great filter.

  • @alexanderstewart3039
    @alexanderstewart3039 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you for all the great and positive videos you put out. I also love the affection you have for our species. Please keep up the great work!

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo 4 роки тому +66

    (Looks at script)”........Earth”
    Best laugh I’ve had in a minute

    • @Andrew-zq3ip
      @Andrew-zq3ip 3 роки тому +5

      I hear things get funnier via repetition

  • @ThingsYouMightLike
    @ThingsYouMightLike 4 роки тому +169

    "the Mormon's were right" - Duh, South Park called it years ago.

    • @atosz066
      @atosz066 4 роки тому +5

      The Expanse

    • @daveb5041
      @daveb5041 4 роки тому +4

      Dude you said the same thing on the last answers with joe video I watched, come up with some some more material.

    • @ThingsYouMightLike
      @ThingsYouMightLike 4 роки тому

      @@daveb5041 me?

    • @flyfish20six99
      @flyfish20six99 4 роки тому +2

      What were the mormans right about tho..
      🤔
      does everyone get their own planet?

    • @matthewsperry7847
      @matthewsperry7847 4 роки тому +2

      Of course we are 😉

  • @zackoleson6766
    @zackoleson6766 4 роки тому +89

    Hello Mr Joe a few years back I actually loved your channel but I was a brainwashed conservative and actually unsubscribed from your channel after I heard your opinion on Donald Trump, when I turned 16 I got out of the right wing rabbit hole and I actually couldn't find your channel, I am so glad I just found it again. Love everything you do man!

    • @butHomeisNowhere___
      @butHomeisNowhere___ 3 місяці тому +11

      Based

    • @Liftindonutts
      @Liftindonutts 2 місяці тому +8

      I love Donald Trump, but I still love this channel. People need to be able to separate the political views from other aspects of life.

    • @chcr18
      @chcr18 2 місяці тому

      @@Liftindonuttsyes you're correct. I'm mixed on Trump because democrats are guilty of most things Trump is accused of, and they just deflect and gaslight us about it. But I just don't care about politics in my daily life. You gotta learn to compartmentalize political feelings. Politics ruin a lot more important things in life.

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 Місяць тому +9

      @@Liftindonuttsliterally how are you a person that thinks about things and cares about reality while loving Donald Trump

    • @Liftindonutts
      @Liftindonutts 28 днів тому

      @@cashnelson2306 I don't love everything about Donald Trump. That said, he was the best viable option to lead our country. Hey man, we don't have to agree on everything. That's the problem, people can no longer agree to disagree, it's just hate now.

  • @merlinwizz3997
    @merlinwizz3997 4 роки тому +16

    Videos like these give me goosebumps every time!
    Just the thought of a advanced civilization is encouraging.

    • @holocene2164
      @holocene2164 3 роки тому +1

      I have the exact opposite reaction...

    • @mim8312
      @mim8312 Рік тому +1

      Not sure a Dyson sphere or swarm would be "advanced" as opposed to foolish.

    • @garythecyclingnerd6219
      @garythecyclingnerd6219 Рік тому

      @@mim8312A small swarm makes sense. You don’t need to capture ALL the sun’s energy. A swarm capturing 1% of Sol’s output would also end our energy issues on Earth

  • @cryptounhinged5680
    @cryptounhinged5680 4 роки тому +7

    Great channel Joe. You cover almost all of the weird stuff I think about constantly. Keep it up!

  • @orinblank2056
    @orinblank2056 3 роки тому +15

    Been playing Dyson Sphere Program recently, and it's interesting to see the theories that the game mechanics are based around. I recommen the game to anyone who likes games like Factorio, and who deosn't have problems spending hours building an extensive system to automate the construction of a single thing

  • @mhoover
    @mhoover 4 роки тому +34

    We've already started to build a Dyson sphere. Every solar panel is a piece of one.

    • @WackyAmoebatrons
      @WackyAmoebatrons 4 роки тому +9

      That would be Dyson Dust :-)

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 4 роки тому +2

      Every solar panel is just a piece of one piece of one

  • @thingextreme4889
    @thingextreme4889 4 роки тому +20

    The "WOW" SETI signal is an encrypted warning from the final boss of 2021.

    • @That-JC
      @That-JC 4 роки тому +3

      Oh crap.

    • @davidsworld5837
      @davidsworld5837 4 роки тому +2

      the wow signal was the vote for trump to win just took too long to get here

  • @brodymears1185
    @brodymears1185 Рік тому +1

    I love how these videos are perfectly long enough to watch on my lunch break, as well as entertaining and interesting

  • @RealEstateRonFL
    @RealEstateRonFL 4 роки тому +20

    Man, I totally thought you had done a Dyson Sphere episode.. maybe it's time for one on False Memories? :D

    • @mizzshortie907
      @mizzshortie907 4 роки тому +1

      I thought so to🤔🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @jasondcerny3646
      @jasondcerny3646 4 роки тому

      Same here! Joe, did you do an episode on Tabby's Star, and maybe mention a Dyson Sphere in that?

    • @TucoBenedicto
      @TucoBenedicto 4 роки тому +1

      Mandela Effect? I think he had one.

    • @danielbloedorn7983
      @danielbloedorn7983 4 роки тому

      He already did a video on false memories i thought.

  • @wyattblaine7066
    @wyattblaine7066 4 роки тому +132

    "The Mormons were right" fucking sent me lol

    • @ZuluLifesaBeech-
      @ZuluLifesaBeech- 4 роки тому +7

      You need to apologize to Mitt Romney.

    • @spochan4
      @spochan4 4 роки тому +5

      HA I had to replay it just to be sure what I heard!

    • @derekbaker2134
      @derekbaker2134 4 роки тому +1

      Where was this? I never saw it...

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 4 роки тому

      yeah where was this

    • @derekbaker2134
      @derekbaker2134 4 роки тому +1

      @@heliveruscalion9124 he whispered it around the time he talked about planets I believe

  • @tompalmer5986
    @tompalmer5986 3 роки тому +1

    I like to think that super advanced civilizations know we're here, and they're watching us to see if we can be trusted with technology.

  • @TylerStillPlayz355
    @TylerStillPlayz355 4 роки тому +10

    2120: We've come prepared for this year... Hears that Dyson swarm is now large enough to block enough light from the sun for life to shrivel on... on... Earth!

  • @daveb5041
    @daveb5041 4 роки тому +22

    *The borg arnt even type two, so a type two would be pretty scary and I hope they dont find that stupid golden record*

    • @setcheck67
      @setcheck67 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah a type 2 is a whole other level of amazing. That's a society that is so advanced that they just don't give a fuck about anything. "Xyrtar a meteor is supposed to hit the planet in a few hours, have you packed my favorite indestructible graphene socks for the trip to Ringworld Gamma B?"

    • @stevegrieb6596
      @stevegrieb6596 4 роки тому +1

      No worries. We've found that the concept behind the Voyager Map is so flawed as to be useless.
      medium.com/starts-with-a-bang/voyagers-cosmic-map-of-earth-s-location-is-hopelessly-wrong-2affdf9c400c

    • @viklaauma9151
      @viklaauma9151 4 роки тому

      @@stevegrieb6596 Thanks for the link very interesting

  • @mcgeorge
    @mcgeorge 3 роки тому +7

    i always thought The Kardashev scale should have more tiers like 1 and 2 great but to jump to 3 as galactic is a massive leap why not level 3 being the energy equivalent of your local star cluster or of a blackhole

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 Рік тому

      I think the idea was that it would be something similar to a log scale (which is often useful when you get into really large ranges of values anyway). That is, each step on the scale doesn't _add_ to the previous, it _multiplies_ it by a given factor each time.
      But of course the values used for the different steps are arguably kinda arbitrary, so they're not really totally consistent with a log progression either. I did think some time back about trying to develop a similar scale that was actually internally numerically consistent, but never did get around to really trying...
      (I also think it'd be cool to have a scale that reflected appropriate numbers for earlier civilizations too (i.e. "harness the energy of a wood fire", "harness the energy of a continent", etc)...)

  • @patricksanders858
    @patricksanders858 4 роки тому +22

    Considering that in less than 100 years we went from crawling on the ground to visiting the Moon....5 BILLION years sounds like enough time.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 4 роки тому

      But all Earth's multicellular life will be dead in about 1 billion years because, ironically, there will be no CO2 in the atmosphere - which means no plant life. Only non-photosynthesis/extremophile bacteria will be able to survive then.
      But yeah, 1 billion years is time enough.

    • @kazeshi2
      @kazeshi2 4 роки тому +3

      @@sunnyjim1355 letting our star run its natural course won't happen unless we die out anyway. we should be able to remove heavy elements from our star via star lifting and we can add more hydrogen if we want to extend its lifetime. not that we would necessarily want to as stars are likely not the most efficient way to create and store energy.

    • @gregorymalchuk272
      @gregorymalchuk272 4 роки тому +2

      @@kazeshi2
      Sapping some of the mass of the sun would also decrease the rate of fusion, counteract the heating of the earth as the sun ages, and would increase the lifespan of the sun.

    • @Gorindakia
      @Gorindakia 4 роки тому

      @@sunnyjim1355 why won’t there be any CO2 in the atmosphere in a billion years?

    • @nobbynoris
      @nobbynoris 4 роки тому +3

      Only that we're not gonna survive the next thousand years the way we're going on.

  • @fcan222
    @fcan222 4 роки тому +20

    Please freeze my brain and wake me up when we're at type VI.

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 4 роки тому

      You'd be so outdated though. Like a Abacus in an age of planetary quantum computers.

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 4 роки тому +2

      @@HSamee
      But that means they'll have the tech to make his brain into an advanced modern one, the problem fixes itself

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 4 роки тому +3

      @@ShadowLynx777 assuming they have technology that's compatible with the current age human physiology. I'm highly doubtful whether humans will be the same creatures they are now by then. we might be the evolutionary equivalent of Darwinius masillae compared to homo sapiens. But hey that's just my pessimistic take on the whole thing. Your opinion is just as valid as mine and speculative as well in terms of accuracy. There is just to many unknowns to assume any outcome of which there are many.

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 4 роки тому +2

      @@HSamee
      But you don't get it, if they've mastered spacetime and multiverse convergence, they can easily make an adapter for an ancient brain. Your looking at what they will be, I'm looking at what they can do :)

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 4 роки тому

      @@lakshmiwillowrose5112 all this time I was finding myself, and I didn't know I was lost..

  • @Eyedunno
    @Eyedunno 3 роки тому +6

    Joe sort of hinted at this, but it seems to me that by the time we're capable of far-future technologies like Dyson swarms, or even sending large payloads (like humans and life support systems) on interstellar voyages, we probably won't need these technologies, as simulating minds (either through mind uploading or good old-fashioned AI) is a much easier problem to solve, and would likely reduce the energy needs of our civilization and the need for large payloads to send intelligent beings to other stars.
    There is the scenario in Charles Stross' Accelerando where our solar system is taken over by essentially a ravenous A.I. virus that does dismantle all planets and moons to create a Dyson swarm, but presumably if future "life" is intelligent and posthuman, it can train itself or reprogram its own minds to restrain these impulses in favor of sustainability.

  • @joed1950
    @joed1950 4 роки тому +4

    Thanks so much for the most interesting concepts and ideas in this video. It took me a few minutes to realize you are discussing far future possibilities and necessities. Very interesting.
    Again, thank you.

  • @BrockNorton1985
    @BrockNorton1985 4 роки тому +56

    you got an actual "psschut" (lol) out of me with kardashian scale.

    • @nfdr0kk3rz
      @nfdr0kk3rz 4 роки тому

      Not to be confused with the cardassian scale

  • @jp3b875
    @jp3b875 4 роки тому +2

    This is a very thought provoking video!
    The idea of uploading human consciousness into a computer makes me wonder what kind of experiments (outside of any kind of “Turing Test”, which at best could only confirm that the information content alone in a test subject’s brain has been uploaded) could confirm that the test subject’s conscious awareness has been transferred to the computer.
    It would be great to have a reliable alternative for survival (e.g., as a computer upload) if some life threatening problem with the Dyson Sphere technology should occur.

    • @bigboss-tl2xr
      @bigboss-tl2xr Рік тому

      What kinds of experiments? Only one needed, just a have spouse or sibling ask it a very personal question that no one else could possibly know!

  • @Duo2
    @Duo2 4 роки тому +38

    "his world seems a lot more fun than mine"
    be careful what you wish for.

    • @datboi1026
      @datboi1026 4 роки тому +5

      I like ur pfp my guy

  • @JM-us3fr
    @JM-us3fr 4 роки тому +14

    That "Earth" joke never got old for me lol

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer 4 роки тому +2

    The background music keeps tricking my brain into thinking there is a phone somewhere nearby that I need to answer

  • @samsawesomeminecraft
    @samsawesomeminecraft 4 роки тому +13

    5:53 what's a watt per second? is the power increasing at that rate? Watts per second is Joules per second per second, right?

    • @alekz112
      @alekz112 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah that got me too, a lot of educational channels run by laymen use watts as a unit of energy. Makes me question the entire video, to be honest. Fortunately, this is just idle entertainment for me. If I really want to passively imbibe credible information, there's always Veritasium, Steve Mould, Braincraft, Kurzgesagt, etc. etc.

    • @nobbynoris
      @nobbynoris 4 роки тому

      What?

    • @hellfire66683
      @hellfire66683 4 роки тому +1

      The watt is the most commonly used unit of measure for power. ... A watt equals a joule per second. If a smart phone uses five joules of energy every second, then the power of the phone is five joules per second, or five watts.

    • @isaacthecorncob
      @isaacthecorncob 4 роки тому +1

      @@alekz112 But, you already know about what he actually meant, so why does it really matter? I mean, if that affects your view of the video or creator then you should probably take a better look at those other channels. They've all made mistakes at some point, and most likely used at least one word where they shouldn't have.

    • @alekz112
      @alekz112 4 роки тому

      @@isaacthecorncob Doesn't really matter, no. Like I said, it's just idle entertainment for me. Chill.

  • @philmatthews3537
    @philmatthews3537 4 роки тому +49

    Q. Could Humans actually build a Dyson sphere? A. No. video ends at 6 seconds.

    • @chrisbraid2907
      @chrisbraid2907 4 роки тому +8

      Correct Answer is : Not Currently.... video ends in ten ....

    • @martin3288
      @martin3288 4 роки тому +1

      We can but not now

    • @squirrelofdoom3830
      @squirrelofdoom3830 4 роки тому +4

      @@martin3288 I dont think you grasp the scale. The surface area of the sun is 6,000,000,000,000 square kilometres. If you could cover 1 kilometer per second, it would take 190,000 years.
      And a Dyson Sphere would need to be built millions of miles from the sun, meaning the area needed to be covered orders of magnitude bigger. Its simple not possible. It would require the resources of millions of solar systems and could not be completed in any kind of realistic timeframe.

    • @MrBakersown
      @MrBakersown 4 роки тому +2

      @@squirrelofdoom3830 huh you sound like the people who said we would never leave the planet.

    • @squirrelofdoom3830
      @squirrelofdoom3830 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrBakersown Not really. See there is a difference in speculating about the theoretical possibility of say, interstellar travel and something that is just ridiculous. A dyson Sphere is proposed to be built 1 AU unit from the star, meaning the surface area would be about 29 trillion square kilometres. Or about 57000 times the area of the Earths surface.
      Where are you going to get the trillions of tons of metal and glass and cable from?
      If you had access to the raw material, and we could produce 1,000,000 square kms of the Sphere per day, it would take 77000 years just for the manufacturing.

  • @JesusChristDenton_7
    @JesusChristDenton_7 Рік тому +1

    Technological Achievement Tier
    Tier 7: Pre-Industrial
    Tier 6: Industrial
    Tier 5: Atomic Age
    Tier 4: Space Age
    Tier 3: Space-Faring
    Tier 2: Interstellar
    Tier 1: World Builder
    Tier 0: Transsentient

  • @loganwolv3393
    @loganwolv3393 4 роки тому +17

    Whenever a new unique/weird signal comes in:
    Everyone - Must be aliens!
    Magnetars and randomly dimming planets: Am i a joke to you?

  • @matthewray6008
    @matthewray6008 4 роки тому +52

    Dyson Sphere: The only sphere that doesn't lose suction!

    • @deathscreton
      @deathscreton 4 роки тому +2

      Take my thumbs-up dammit.

    • @Mdautkreix
      @Mdautkreix 4 роки тому

      I’m a fan. 👏🏽

    • @PhoenixtheII
      @PhoenixtheII 4 роки тому

      Perma suck, we don't make products that suck, we make products that suck, permanentaly.

  • @pandaburbero5842
    @pandaburbero5842 4 роки тому +1

    I think there's one more question:even if we could build a dyson sphere,how would its mass and its gravity(as well as the loss of the planets needed as material) influence the orbit of other planets,asteroids and comets in the solar system?

  • @Guust_Flater
    @Guust_Flater 4 роки тому +77

    According to Isaac Arthur : Yes, we could.

    • @endsinvention1390
      @endsinvention1390 4 роки тому +11

      Isaac is the man.

    • @endsinvention1390
      @endsinvention1390 4 роки тому +11

      They say if brute force isn’t working... you’re not using enough of it.

    • @jtb6737
      @jtb6737 4 роки тому +4

      We can built, but can we solve the radiation and gravity issues.

    • @anthonymoses3697
      @anthonymoses3697 4 роки тому +4

      Well, he'd probably say that we'd go for a Dyson swarm, not a Dyson sphere.

    • @zainkhwaja8688
      @zainkhwaja8688 4 роки тому +3

      Anthony Moses I just watched Issac Arthur before this, and he would

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel 4 роки тому +7

    I think we could start building a dyson swarm right now instead of harvesting all the earth’s energy.

  • @EarthenGames
    @EarthenGames 6 місяців тому +1

    The algo brought this into my feed which is interestingly just a couple days after reports suggest scientists may have found evidence of Dyson spheres around faraway stars

  • @mooktakim
    @mooktakim 4 роки тому +7

    There's no need to cover the entire star with swarm. Because orbit is like a disk, you could just capture all the wasted energy, heading out from North and South of the star. You can leave out a stripe in the equator to for planets to get light. You could consume majority of the energy.
    This also means the planets can still be used for living, Dyson sphere only for collecting energy.

    • @mardethkellerman1182
      @mardethkellerman1182 4 роки тому +1

      Too many khan 2-D thinkers, nice to see some 3-D thinkers!

    • @parasocial2375
      @parasocial2375 4 роки тому

      @@mardethkellerman1182 lol

    • @MinibossMakaque
      @MinibossMakaque 4 роки тому +1

      You can't just position collectors north and south of the star. As you said, orbits are disks. Any collector orbiting over the north must cross though the plane of the solar system into the south. With a full swarm there would always be collectors at the equator, even if none were in an equatorial orbit.
      Of course, at that level of technology and energy, you could always just have collectors making course corrections to ensure the sun is never obscured from the planets.

    • @Dragrath1
      @Dragrath1 4 роки тому

      @@MinibossMakaque The dynamics are more complicated but you definitely can make orbits which are stable out of the equatorial plane. They would need to be eccentric orbits and would naturally precess but could easily be designed so they never cross the equator.
      However if you listen to the video the easiest and most effective solution a statite was already mentioned. A Statite does not orbit instead of using angular momentum to counterbalance gravity like an orbit would a statite cancels out the effects of gravity with radiation pressure instead.
      As such a statite would remain fixed in position relative to the Sun at all times. In summary in a true Dyson swarm you can have any configuration of collectors you want because the collectors would not be satellites but *statites*. No pesky orbital interactions or transits to worry about. Both Isaac Artur and Cool Worlds have discussed this in a fairly comprehensive manner though cool worlds missed that the idea he proposed quasites already existed as lagites. (though honestly quasites sounds better)

    • @MinibossMakaque
      @MinibossMakaque 4 роки тому

      @@Dragrath1 Oh right, he did mention radiation pressure. That's pretty cool.
      I don't understand how you can have orbits that don't cross the equatorial plane though. Do have a resource where I could learn about that?

  • @popeheely480
    @popeheely480 4 роки тому +10

    Wait wait wait, mining on Mercury? I hope everyone knows how the DOOM games started.

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 4 роки тому +1

      Doom has nothing to do with Mercury.

    • @popeheely480
      @popeheely480 4 роки тому +1

      @@mugwump7049 Unless it was Mars?

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 4 роки тому +2

      @@popeheely480 Yes, more specifically its moons Phobos and Deimos. Mars itself wasn't until Doom 3, and that game was a reboot.

    • @popeheely480
      @popeheely480 4 роки тому

      @@mugwump7049 well I feel dumb

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 4 роки тому +2

      @@popeheely480 It's OK, it happens to the best of us.

  • @geolam58
    @geolam58 3 роки тому +1

    You crack me up, every time!

  • @valuebasedbusinessbyanders3709
    @valuebasedbusinessbyanders3709 4 роки тому +16

    Watts PER SECOND ??? - Watt is ALREADY defined as 'one Joule per second'

    • @Mdautkreix
      @Mdautkreix 4 роки тому +1

      *1.21 Gigawatts per second*

    • @valuebasedbusinessbyanders3709
      @valuebasedbusinessbyanders3709 4 роки тому

      @@Mdautkreix 'watt' is defined as 'energy per second' - you DON'T have 'watt per second' as this would be 'energy per second per second' which makes absolutely no sense..... it was probably just a typo and should have been '1.21 Gigawatt' (no 'per second'). OK?

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius 4 роки тому +1

      @@valuebasedbusinessbyanders3709 1.21 GW is a reference to Back to the Future. While the movie didn't saw 1.21 GW/s, it could actually make sense as a unit in that case. If the Delorean went from using 0 W to 1.21 GW over the course of 1 s, the change was 1.21 GW/s.

    • @valuebasedbusinessbyanders3709
      @valuebasedbusinessbyanders3709 4 роки тому

      @@Gameboygenius That sounds like a very contrived explanation - I will still go with 'typo' - I don't think you will find your definition in any real situation or scientific definition. But 10 out of 10 for trying :):).

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius 4 роки тому +2

      @@valuebasedbusinessbyanders3709 You may need to calibrate your sarcasm detector. It's currently set to wet mode. Make sure it's set to dry.

  • @AlanUnpronounceable
    @AlanUnpronounceable 4 роки тому +19

    Joe, you need to make a new presenter clone, this one has deteriorated to having to hold the script up to keep talking

  • @thephilosophicalagnostic2177
    @thephilosophicalagnostic2177 11 місяців тому +1

    First things first. Time to start building O'Neill space colonies.

    • @JFrazer4303
      @JFrazer4303 6 місяців тому

      Which is basically what Dyson's original idea was all about, though he wrote about genetically engineered giant space trees that ate comets and grew habitable volumes inside itself (O'Neill hadn't done his work yet).

  • @halaboly8915
    @halaboly8915 4 роки тому +5

    My favorite part of Mondays!

  • @justnoah2073
    @justnoah2073 4 роки тому +18

    The inner planets of the Solar System and it's alt accounts have disliked this video.

  • @DennisRyu
    @DennisRyu 4 роки тому

    Funny. There is a game coming out in a week called "The Dyson Sphere Project" where you play a robot flying through the galaxy to build factories that harvest resources of planets to build a dyson sphere. Even more funny is the background story. Humanity build a supercomputer that is able to create a true virtual reality for humanity to live in, but it needs so much power that only a dyson sphere can support it.

  • @Macakiux
    @Macakiux 4 роки тому +33

    8:43 Is when Larry Niven hit like

    • @TheGavric
      @TheGavric 4 роки тому +16

      I stopped the video at 8:42 and headed to the comments. How can you talk about Dyson spheres, mention, "...a ringworld...", and not mention Niven? Man never gets enough credit for his contributions.

    • @glen1arthur
      @glen1arthur 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheGavricI am with you man - ringworld far more likely than a Dyson Sphere.

    • @glen1arthur
      @glen1arthur 4 роки тому

      www.popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/a11183/could-we-build-a-ringworld-17166651/

  • @tnvmadhav2442
    @tnvmadhav2442 4 роки тому +7

    Plot twist: Earth is a Dyson sphere and the core is a sun for the micromen

  • @sylnz97
    @sylnz97 2 роки тому

    only found this channel recently and I must say I love his humor

  • @animistchannel2983
    @animistchannel2983 4 роки тому +7

    Joe, as much as the "earth" gag was a great running callback, you should have brought up "Starlifting" near the end and finished with "Then at least we can keep... .... ...the earth." Happy ending. Mercury and Venus are likely to get chomped down for building O'Neill Cylinders anyway. They are kinda in the way and full of good stuff we can use; and earth's orbit is more stable without them.

  • @mwam1985
    @mwam1985 4 роки тому +12

    Sounds like the "Matrix", but with extra steps

    • @emilrohrbach9131
      @emilrohrbach9131 4 роки тому

      uuuh lala someone‘s going to get laid in college.

    • @jhause9404
      @jhause9404 4 роки тому

      Underrated comment

  • @Salmach808
    @Salmach808 4 роки тому

    awesome shirt Joe, thanks for this episode

  • @goodlight4113
    @goodlight4113 4 роки тому +12

    I was like..."I thought these were all Magnetars" but then he said Proxima Centari. Now you have my attention.

  • @vocalpro
    @vocalpro 4 роки тому +4

    Dad jokes strong in this one.. aaaand that's why we love you.

  • @DwayneShaw1
    @DwayneShaw1 Рік тому +1

    You talk about Dyson spheres (an absurd waste of space and resources) AND science fiction - without mentioning Larry Niven? The effort to accomplish this seems nearly insurmountable - congratulations ..

  • @BobBunch-ownyourlife
    @BobBunch-ownyourlife 4 роки тому +5

    loved the "Q" cameo in the vid "God level" love your vids bro