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Nah, it's not the size of a large bunker. At least then you can load up like two extra shells that literally shake the foundations of the planet you're fighting on, or shatter entire frozen over oceans if you're fighting on a frozen water world.
Switzerland when someone declares war to her: Good job but I was nearly using 5% of my real power, let's see how you will stand agaisnt my 1M TANK WITH ONLY ONE BIG ASS PROJECTILE IN IT!
Imagine being the designated loader and you have to load a shell that’s litterally bigger than the one used on the Schwerer gustav (80cm) with your bare hands. (The in game shell is 100cm)
We designed the tank to have no doors. Doors are weak points soldier and we can’t have any of those. So to accommodate the crew and to meet our demanding specifications the tank cannon has been upgraded from 75mm to 4 m. The cannon while unloaded shall be the entry hatch. In the case of an emergency exit, the gunner would either have to unload the gun or expend the shell by firing it in a random location, before disembarking.
This is basically an artillery tank. And you load it from the back and it needs to be reloaded by like 5 men just from how heavy the shell is, its also followed by a truck carrying it's ammunition
Remember when the germans made a train-mounted artillery that had to have replacement barrels inserted into the worn-out barrels due to how fast it would destroy itself?
Great video, but why didn't you put it in sideways? Or cut a hole in the back and have it stick out the back? Or get 5 car engines and stick 'em together?
4M CANNON!
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What did you make this on
@@RosebudMartinI know it has something to do with translation because I saw one creator able to pull it off with that.
As a swiss im proud to see our insignia on that "tank"
British tank designers in the early cold war be like:
True
It looks like the fv4005 but on steroids
@@johnstevenmospa1671 the british sturmtiger:
@@Bartholomew_TX ye but also on steroids
@@Bartholomew_TXexcept this one uses a gun
The loader: how tf am I supposed to load this shit
"Do it or you're *fired* "
"Yes sir"
No they become the next shell@@irirjhrhr4645
the loader drives a those portable small cranes beside the tank itself
I mean they managed to pack the Sturmtiger with 13 38 centimeter rockets
“Backwards”
Yes Sargent major
"We have determined You're hearing loss is not service related."
ima need you to speakup
"What?"
WHAT!?
Pov:thee FV4005 getting replaced the cannon with a bigger one
"Sir, the shell won't fit"
"SIT ON IT"
😏
@@bread3161🤨📸
Put it in SIDEWAYS
😂😂😂
@@guntherbgunnerson8989PUT IT IN BACKWARDS
most logical “tank” design in warhammer 40k:
😂😂😂
Nah, it's not the size of a large bunker. At least then you can load up like two extra shells that literally shake the foundations of the planet you're fighting on, or shatter entire frozen over oceans if you're fighting on a frozen water world.
lol
Literally 40k has this design where the mechanics put an orbital battleship gun on treads.
@@starsiegeRoks Isn't that just what the Maus tank from Germany was trying to be with navy guns?
Switzerland when someone declares war to her: Good job but I was nearly using 5% of my real power, let's see how you will stand agaisnt my 1M TANK WITH ONLY ONE BIG ASS PROJECTILE IN IT!
Loader : Oh no! We don't have any crane! How we gonna load this thing!?
Tank designer : you are the crane
Rip his spine
Most realistic imperial guard tank:
The chode basilisk
looks a bit like a Bombard form WH40K
I was going to say it's basically a vindicator siege tank in a less fun shape.
Yeah I was thinking of the guard
Shadowsword titanicus moment
"Sir the shell won't fit!" "Put it in backwards!"
*PUT IT IN SIDEWAYS*
@oldtimer4791 the radio doesnt fit
CUT A HOLE IN THE TURRET AND STICK IT OUT THE BACK
@@SadMarinersFan
The engine's no good!
*GET 5 CARS ENGINE AND PUT EM TOGETHER*
The same IS 3 that tanked with its forehead without damage, Soviet magic
The recoil after it fire the shell from
the inside of the tank crew:
The turret crew's existing atoms due to the gun recoil: 💀
The 6 min reload XD
Youre not alone mate, i feel that username
6 minute? That's a 105 minutes!
It's fine, because it fires 1 shell
i got a feeling that german super mortar loading faster than this shit xD
I’m pretty sure this is a single use disposable tank.
Ah yes, the great British 150 pounder gun!
"THE 150 POUNDER WONT FIT"
"PUT IT IN SIDEWAYS"
@@tomassiqueira5172 “THERES TO MICH RECOIL”
“CUT A HOLE IN THE BACK AND PUT A BOX AROUND IT”
@@JellyJam_Man "THE ENGINE ISNT POWERFUL ENOUGH"
"SLAP 5 CAR ENGINES TOGETHER!"
Crazy thing is that shell weighs 2-5,000 pounds
1500 lb lmao
Your gun has a nice tank
Wow, never thought I’d see a tank so powerful that it destroys itself when it shoots
Man, time flies fast, I remember subscribing to you years ago because of Simpleplanes.
Damn, thats ages ago haha
@@FranticMatty I also subbed to yu when you did rolling line content 4-5 years ago
@@FranticMatty what game is this
Me to
Game Name please?@@FranticMatty
Most normal tank built in germany 1944:
“Enemy spotted to the east”
“Copy that, removing East”
*a single ear splitting explosion*
"Youve seen the FV4005. Now, prepare for the FV9000"
OV9001
Germany theorising the most ridiculous weapons possible at the end of WW2:
In a sea of British comments, this stands the funniest
@@statera5854 it look more soviet than anything else, like the KV2
@@fatalmokrane More to FV4005 British tank mix with SU 100Y from USSR than KV2.
@@zeusrpg2253 oh ok i didn't knew this model
well when your losing you think about anything possible, espically when your leader is fucking dead.
That tank fired a shell 33% bigger than the rounds the gustave gun would fire even tho it was the largest cannon ever built
Fun fact: Gustav's projectile weighs around 4.8-7 tons, depending on the shell type. The heavier one is for armour piercing
Peak British performance
that aint the fv4005, that is the fv40000000005
Dang, you beat me to it...
Pov: swiss engineers when thinking about ho they can defend their country
It's going to sit in a bunker aimed at a bridge for the rest of it's existence
Shoutout to the loader loading a 1 ton shell that shouldn’t even be possible to be loaded due to the lack of room
This actually looks like smth the british would build
This would still be deflected by the stalinium reinforced t34 hull in WT.
It's really bad right now.... and kv1s
Fv 4005 ultra max❤❤❤
Nah bro thats the Fv4005 DLC
Nah its the child of a fv and a kv2
@@Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht naw bro it's the child of the fv4005 and the sturmtiger
@@PixelG_ only if the rounds are rockets as the sturmtiger is basicly a rocket launcher
upgraded fv with 14 inch cannon
Imagine being the designated loader and you have to load a shell that’s litterally bigger than the one used on the Schwerer gustav (80cm) with your bare hands. (The in game shell is 100cm)
"If the shell is so big, build the tank smaller"
-Tzu Sun, The war of art
We designed the tank to have no doors. Doors are weak points soldier and we can’t have any of those. So to accommodate the crew and to meet our demanding specifications the tank cannon has been upgraded from 75mm to 4 m. The cannon while unloaded shall be the entry hatch. In the case of an emergency exit, the gunner would either have to unload the gun or expend the shell by firing it in a random location, before disembarking.
ah, yes, bigger bullets
This is hilarious
This is basically an artillery tank. And you load it from the back and it needs to be reloaded by like 5 men just from how heavy the shell is, its also followed by a truck carrying it's ammunition
It's foolproof
Basically a railway gun but you remove the railway part.
@@corvidcorax so by your definition a pistol is the same as artillery
@@corvidcorax No railway just *Gun*
@@hans_alfredschannel9982 😊👍
Germans before the schewer gustav gets invented:
This is what It feels playing the FV4005 in war thunder
You legit turned that thing into a WW1 German howitzer with the amount of recoil you put into that thing
The game is called sprocket and it’s like $20
Edit: it is also on steam
Utorrent is free
Game: costs $20
Me: Raise Jolly Roger!
Yeah YT was like "Oh yeah dis is WoT!" I'm like no the fuck it ain't!
THANK YOU
Is it worth that $20?
That cute snicker at the end got me
How do you build custom tanks and test them?
bro got one of those metal slug vehicles 💀
I call bull.
This tank may be able to jump, but it can't be operated by a chimpanzee wearing a hat (we ran out of room for the hat).
This thing puts Strumtiger to shame
"Sir, enemies spotted in the countryside!"
"Roger that, removing the countryside."
Wunderwaffe be like
"Somebody Call For an Earthshaka?"
"SHATTER THEIR SKIES!"
"Basilisk awaiting orders sir!"
"What exactly is this designed for again?"
"Its an Anti-everything gun, sir."
Loader must be strong as hell
How the kv2 was made
Dude I love you I subscribed!
Dude that's not a tank that's a self propelled howitzer.
You have unlocked the small artillery tank
Meanwhile in British tank production:
The caliber is bigger than my friend
But not quite as big as your mother.
Strumtiger " I fear no man, but that thing it scares me"
Bro made the equivalent of a basilisk from WH40k
Bro said bombclat
"Im out of ammo"
"Son, you are the ammo"
Edit: OMFG I GOT HEART💥💥💥💥💥
Doom slayer is the ammo
This tank is the child of the FV4005 and the Sturmtiger
Crazy, ive been here since stormworks bro! Awesome videos!
nobody:..
Wot and Wotb:
If it's free to play it will only do 500 damage
This is not WoT 🤦♂️ it's sprocket
@@BigAmericanDream i know, you think im dumb?
@@Rampage4312 no but why did you say wot ? Don't get so offensive about it ,I can see why you are tho but no what?
@@BigAmericanDream theres something called *jokes* 😁
What game?
Sprocket tank design
Sprocket
When you really wanna show Stalin you're jealous of his mustache
"my favourite ammunition is 9mm what's yours?"
"4 meters"
is this war thunder?
most logical trailmakers tank:
So how big do you want the barrel? Frantic: yes
Commander: loader. Can you load the shell?
Loader&gunner: well....
I like how you decide just before firing that actually you might want to aim your BFTG
"when the British cannons go *Thoom*"
bro got the FV4006
Good job Alex keep doing what you want man!
Cool, it's very cool!!
Remember when the germans made a train-mounted artillery that had to have replacement barrels inserted into the worn-out barrels due to how fast it would destroy itself?
Great video, but why didn't you put it in sideways? Or cut a hole in the back and have it stick out the back? Or get 5 car engines and stick 'em together?
its like the spore creature creator, but with tanks and better in every way.
My dumbass thought this was war thunder for a few seconds
Least insane German wunderwaffen:
Oh look here comes a Warthog
“release him!” *everlong by foo fighters starts playing*
Gustavs been silent since this dropped.
Average German wonder weapon
loader having a bad day 💀
German wunderwaffe engineers in 1944 after the gustav failed: "PUT IT ON TANK TRACKS HANS!"
Can you use the Pz IV design and make it modern?
Little Johnny Saved 1,000,000 Dollars and Bought his First tank-
Holy shit that was a Big bullet man 💀💀💀
Wargaming: Interesting, we will call this FV1M. Tier X Award Tank
Man Gajin gotta see this man like this could be the new premium FV4005 on steroids :D
Looks like you could probably fit two or three if you place them side by side?
German gustav be like: Shit.
Mom? We can buy Gustav?
No. We have Gustav at home
Gustav at home:
awp recoil in counter strike: just a water gun
awp recoil in real life:
Thats technically a mortar now💀
the driver 💀
This tank functions like the Sturmtiger , just needs a few dedicated ammo trucks to follow it.
Loader:👁️👃👁️
👄
Manual reloading time: 14 business days 😂
When you take off a cannon from a battleship destroyer and give it tracks
UA-cam really thinks that this is war thunder💀
“I prefer a weapon we only have to fire once”
I like how it’s Swiss, such a Swiss thing to do