JULIAN SMITH - With Child

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  • @VampirexShadowxZero
    @VampirexShadowxZero 9 років тому +2216

    9 months later*
    Queen: I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

  • @DELPHIIII
    @DELPHIIII 10 років тому +678

    A whole sketch based on one common but antiquated use of phrasing used to describe a woman who is pregnant!? Madness!

    • @sockmonkeydogtoy
      @sockmonkeydogtoy 10 років тому +14

      No. This is SPARTAAA.

    • @Kilee33
      @Kilee33 10 років тому +1

      ***** heheh takes me back

    • @kawaiibunny7514
      @kawaiibunny7514 6 років тому

      Sam Smorcington
      Yep..

    • @annakilifa331
      @annakilifa331 3 роки тому +3

      Actually, about two different uses of phrasing used to describe a pregnant woman. Only most of the sketch is about the first one not the whole sketch.

  • @lillizwingili7039
    @lillizwingili7039 10 років тому +1122

    Whenever someone asks me what day it is, I say "I believe it's tuesday."

    • @NakedAvanger
      @NakedAvanger 10 років тому +10

      Aaaaaand WHAT TIME IS IT?!?! 11???1?!111?!

    • @koralyonk8859
      @koralyonk8859 10 років тому +30

      Matt Berry Time for you to get a new joke ;)

    • @USBYDProductions
      @USBYDProductions 10 років тому +1

      koral yonk today is tuesday yesterday was monday

    • @LPxICEMAN
      @LPxICEMAN 10 років тому +1

      NakedAvanger AVANGER TIME ! !!!1!! !1!!

    • @TheBlueberry5454
      @TheBlueberry5454 10 років тому

      I saw a hetalia version of this

  • @pizzashark7067
    @pizzashark7067 10 років тому +584

    Direct reference to Monty Python, in the style of Monty Python. And beautifully done at that.

  • @VideoMan0904
    @VideoMan0904 8 років тому +468

    This is one of Julian Smith's most underrated videos. I think this is his most clever video as far as humor goes. His other videos are easy humor, but this is more subtle. Very Monty Python. Love it.

    • @stupidrainbo
      @stupidrainbo 4 роки тому +12

      It's pregnant with comedic irony

    • @johnroy4424
      @johnroy4424 3 роки тому +4

      Subtlest part: "Your kingdom isn't under seige, my lord!" Then why are they out in the middle of a field preparing for battle?! XD Another misunderstanding?

    • @igorz4582
      @igorz4582 3 роки тому +2

      "it's medieval so it's monty python humour" ffs lol

    • @Christopher-ms5ke
      @Christopher-ms5ke 2 роки тому

      Definitely underrated

    • @schwann145
      @schwann145 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, it's a repurposing of Abbott and Costello's legendary "Who's on First" bit, so of course it's clever. ;P

  • @AnnaBaggins
    @AnnaBaggins 10 років тому +561

    "I hate April first."
    "I know, sire."
    Something tells me there's a story behind this. xD

    • @helenakrieger5880
      @helenakrieger5880 7 років тому +2

      Anna Elizabeth I could do it.

    • @SleepFaster18
      @SleepFaster18 4 роки тому +3

      It's April 1st now!!

    • @voicetube
      @voicetube 10 місяців тому +1

      @@SleepFaster18 in just a couple weeks from now, it'll be April 1 again!

    • @AnthonySalinas-it7vt
      @AnthonySalinas-it7vt 9 місяців тому +1

      @@voicetubealmost there!!

  • @MrStrongBro
    @MrStrongBro 9 років тому +380

    Oh man! WHERE DID THESE DAYS GO??

  • @HunterRodrigez
    @HunterRodrigez 9 років тому +2034

    this could be a Monty Python sketch

    • @aurorarieger8041
      @aurorarieger8041 9 років тому +10

      YEAH!!!

    • @TheDamnBeast
      @TheDamnBeast 8 років тому +8

      +Hunter Rodrigez 100%.

    • @HunterRodrigez
      @HunterRodrigez 8 років тому +9

      Adrien Kerklywich yeah stuff like that tends to happen in the comment sections of 6 year old videos

    • @guitarfliud10
      @guitarfliud10 6 років тому +9

      That's the first thing I thought of when I read "King Arthur". I was waiting for the coconuts. XD

    • @devonlawton1149
      @devonlawton1149 6 років тому +7

      I wanted to watch it and kind of half-remembered it, and I could have sworn it WAS a Monty Python sketch. Most frustrating half-hour of my life

  • @ZIbroweed
    @ZIbroweed 12 років тому +23

    "I believe it's Tuesday" The utter satisfaction of that line makes it a thing of beauty :)

  • @criticallyred4844
    @criticallyred4844 9 років тому +966

    This is why I have issues with the English language.

    • @pg13underated15
      @pg13underated15 9 років тому +14

      Is not that difficult men. You just have to know when and how have to be used...

    • @Tripectorus
      @Tripectorus 9 років тому +46

      Critically Red Everyone has Issues with the English language, that's why we can make so many jokes around it.

    • @Cityfall
      @Cityfall 9 років тому +29

      Critically Red Everyone, including the British, have issues with the English language.

    • @Rivergirl2878
      @Rivergirl2878 9 років тому +21

      With child is a older way to say pregnant. Expecting is less old. Now we just say pregnant. I don't know what u all are complaining about

    • @rhen0622
      @rhen0622 5 років тому +8

      @@pg13underated15 Actually my teacher said that when you didn't learned how to talk in English(Like Chinese,Japanese, Korean etc.),
      English is the top *HARDEST* language to learn

  • @StefanFilmmaker
    @StefanFilmmaker 2 роки тому +25

    2022 and still rocking it like it's the golden era of UA-cam all over :)

  • @WaconiaComedy
    @WaconiaComedy 11 років тому +397

    didnt know king arthur was involved in the revolutionary war

  • @kawaiibunny7514
    @kawaiibunny7514 6 років тому +20

    “I believe she had a nap...”
    “WITH THE CHILD?”
    “Naturally, my lord.”

  • @bringingitbanks
    @bringingitbanks 2 роки тому +5

    This is where the internet brought me today. Good times!

  • @Mockingjaysgirl
    @Mockingjaysgirl 10 років тому +113

    My word, four years later. Still hilarious.

    • @grandsonofvader
      @grandsonofvader 6 років тому +1

      And now this comment is 4 years old

    • @Joshmanor95
      @Joshmanor95 4 роки тому +2

      It's been almost 10 years now. And it's still funny.

    • @sartoriusrock
      @sartoriusrock 3 роки тому

      Coming up on 11!

    • @JusticePro
      @JusticePro 3 роки тому +1

      My word, eleven years later. Still hilarious.

    • @dqblizzard722
      @dqblizzard722 Рік тому

      @@grandsonofvader so is urs

  • @j_mars_cars
    @j_mars_cars 2 місяці тому +1

    I remember watching this around the time that it came out, and now my youngest sister is with child 😂. I had the great enjoyment of sharing this to our family chat. Thank you, Julian Smith!

  • @Bea-tl4xo
    @Bea-tl4xo 8 років тому +20

    I love how sarcastic the narrator is

  • @absolutelynotarobot
    @absolutelynotarobot 3 роки тому +7

    jesus christ it's been 11 years and it's still amazing

  • @mariafred5672
    @mariafred5672 8 років тому +52

    Six years later and I'm still laughing

    • @jessicawurm23
      @jessicawurm23 5 років тому

      8 years later and STILL laughing!!!

    • @sheyjar
      @sheyjar 5 років тому +1

      25 and i'm still laughing

  • @Hejon25
    @Hejon25 10 років тому +211

    This feels like something the monthy python crew could've done. Hilarious

  • @charitygrace1953
    @charitygrace1953 11 років тому +7

    Who else broke their replay button and laughed or chuckled everytime they watched it?
    I know I did ^^

  • @elorakiefer2462
    @elorakiefer2462 10 років тому +12

    ... Can't wait to see what happens in 9 months! :D

  • @Basomic
    @Basomic 10 років тому +47

    I think it is necessary to say that before I watched this video, a Nissan 2015 Super Bowl commercial played. It was called With Dad.

  • @76tennboy
    @76tennboy Рік тому +1

    This one has always been my favorite!

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 10 місяців тому +2

    Watching this 13 years later - HILARIOUS!!

  • @wolfcandy3143
    @wolfcandy3143 6 років тому +11

    “WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET A NEW HORSE?”
    “HES ON A DIET SIRE!!!”
    😂😂😂

  • @AndrewDFT
    @AndrewDFT 14 років тому +5

    That was so clever, Dude you the man :D

  • @tylerthefisher
    @tylerthefisher 2 роки тому +1

    God its been so long since ive watched all of these 2009-2011 vids. What a trip.

  • @QahnaarinDovah
    @QahnaarinDovah 2 роки тому +5

    I still say “I believe it’s Tuesday” all the time

  • @Chris_W
    @Chris_W 10 років тому +37

    I wonder what the reaction would be if you'd go back in time and show this to the cast of monty python XD I think this is sufficiently silly enough

    • @Charlie-qh6in
      @Charlie-qh6in 4 роки тому +3

      I'm commenting on this 5 years after it's og writing, so I don't expect any response, but doing that could inspire the monty python cast to start monty pythons flying circus, assuming you showed it to them before it started, so you'd essentially be starting monty python by showing them a monty python inspired skit from years in the future that would only come into existence if monty python also existed, which you have just created. In a summary, monty python would have created itself with the assistance of a time traveling comedy enthusiast.

    • @Chris_W
      @Chris_W 4 роки тому +2

      @@Charlie-qh6in Damn... One big time-uroboros of comedy.

    • @Zw1d
      @Zw1d 2 роки тому

      enough is redundant

    • @Chris_W
      @Chris_W 2 роки тому

      @@Zw1d This is true, but so is reacting 7 years late ;)

  • @cool99pg13
    @cool99pg13 3 роки тому +4

    Still here in 2021 reminiscing

  • @lisannarodriguez8525
    @lisannarodriguez8525 10 років тому

    I wasted a good portion of my childhood on this. thank you Julian. my life is worth living because you exsist.

  • @momof2preciousangels
    @momof2preciousangels 11 років тому +37

    That was hilarious!

  • @wittyandfunnyname2741
    @wittyandfunnyname2741 8 років тому +14

    "Whose child is she with?" 😂

  • @knoxharbert7072
    @knoxharbert7072 7 років тому +45

    Don't you buttsire me!

  • @wolfandbass
    @wolfandbass 13 років тому +1

    Every Julian Smith video I watch...I watch in 1080p, when my connection is shit. And I still wait hours for a 3 min video to load because I know it'll be worth it!

  • @liammeaney4227
    @liammeaney4227 2 роки тому +3

    Sweet Christ seeing posted 12 years ago is jarring if I live to see 30 years ago on a video imma act up

    • @kyoyaootori1104
      @kyoyaootori1104 Рік тому

      I saw this around 10 years ago. But it still persisted in my memory, and so sought it out to watch again. So, seeing the "12 years ago" also gave me a shock, like you. Glad to see another fellow being conscious of our aging bodies and our inevitable death. Cheers!

  • @CalebRowold
    @CalebRowold 11 років тому +47

    Who wouldn't think this is funny.

  • @FlipzRugz420
    @FlipzRugz420 2 роки тому +3

    Still just as funny

  • @pinkchampagne9694
    @pinkchampagne9694 9 років тому +1

    This is now on my top favorites from Julian Smith, right under Malk. x3 Thank you for being so funny.

  • @astromercinian
    @astromercinian 8 років тому +128

    if only the word "pregnant" were in the picture.

    • @ArmstrongandTumbler
      @ArmstrongandTumbler 8 років тому +9

      What??? Why would we do pregnant when we're expecting Child sir?! A battlefield is no place for a children.

    • @astromercinian
      @astromercinian 8 років тому +1

      Tumbler 😝😝

    • @flutterbutter2728
      @flutterbutter2728 8 років тому +8

      actually for a while it was considered poor manners to outright say Pregnant so that's why they used such phrases.

    • @astromercinian
      @astromercinian 8 років тому +4

      Ergo Sum it wasn't that serious..

    • @alliej.9423
      @alliej.9423 4 роки тому +1

      I know I'm 3 years late. but pregnant used to be considered rude. It was embarrassing to be pregnant, and my dad actually wasn't allowed to say pregnant growing up.

  • @JerusalemStrayCat
    @JerusalemStrayCat 11 років тому +57

    When he started talking about horses, I thought he meant coconuts...

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 11 років тому

      Because horses and coconuts have sooo much in common. -_-

    • @JerusalemStrayCat
      @JerusalemStrayCat 11 років тому +12

      Because it's a Holy Grail reference. :P

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 11 років тому

      JerusalemStrayCat What's that?

    • @JerusalemStrayCat
      @JerusalemStrayCat 11 років тому +5

      Monty Python = best British humor ever.
      MP+Holy Grail = amazingly funny movie, that opens with King Arthur and an attendant galloping on horses to a castle, except that they are actually only "galloping" on foot holding coconuts and making hoofclopping noises with them. You should see the movie - hilarious.

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 11 років тому

      JerusalemStrayCat But what's holy grail?

  • @Chris-pv7iy
    @Chris-pv7iy 10 років тому +4

    On the hunt for the hidden link
    ...dont mind rewatching these videos

  • @SaraKkkkkkkk
    @SaraKkkkkkkk 2 роки тому +2

    Still one of my faves!

  • @TheSethhunt
    @TheSethhunt 10 років тому +34

    Haha, it's actually april first today

    • @avdoolittle
      @avdoolittle 9 років тому +2

      I'm watching this exactly a year later.

  • @haudrey2936
    @haudrey2936 7 років тому +17

    First of all, they were both saying the same thing about the queen pregnant. And the plot twist at the end tho!
    King Arthur: "When are you going to get a horse?"
    Sir Henry: "He's on a DIET, sire!"
    I'm laughing so bad that the horse was literally a stick with a horse head. 😂😂😂

  • @abihops8204
    @abihops8204 7 років тому +5

    How is this already 7 years old?

  • @savannahsherman6614
    @savannahsherman6614 12 років тому

    Every time I watch this, I think of my best friend who, sadly, moved away. I miss her so much. :( ABBY, JULIAN MADE THIS FOR YOOU! :D

  • @cade_olson
    @cade_olson 4 роки тому +5

    “I believe its tuesday 😌”

  • @campusfrogs6487
    @campusfrogs6487 10 років тому +4

    1:56 is that a lime green price tag in the knight helm?

  • @qu1zz3r97
    @qu1zz3r97 10 років тому +4

    What day is it
    I believe it's Tuesday
    It's not April first is it?
    Yes it is my lord

  • @Ferg0013
    @Ferg0013 9 місяців тому +2

    Still a brilliant sketch. Miss these sketches a lot.

  • @artemthetrain14
    @artemthetrain14 4 роки тому +3

    Julian Smith's quality was ahead of his time

  • @NEWT-17
    @NEWT-17 9 років тому +6

    This reminds me of Abbott and Costello.

  • @elimarc
    @elimarc 10 років тому +4

    OMG!!!!!!!

  • @RoyKhn
    @RoyKhn 11 років тому +2

    This is by far julians best and smartest video. I love his stuff, but sometimes he falls on the same topic, people in an increasingly awkward situation screaming louder and louder. I know its his style and its hilarious most of the times, but this episode is just brilliant!

  • @junibinicanada
    @junibinicanada 8 років тому +5

    "Dont you 'but sire' me!" Happened to me with my school friend, I said "Sowwie bubby" I call her bubby idk why her name has nothing to do with the random word bubby. Then she said "Don't you 'sowwiy bubby me..." LOL

  • @toby_demoss
    @toby_demoss 9 років тому +18

    OOOOOH I FOUND A PROBLEM. 1:54 look under Sir Henry's helmet. THE STICKER THE STICKER!!

    • @ensri
      @ensri 6 років тому

      Toblarone DeMoss 😂😂

  • @alainabiggs3688
    @alainabiggs3688 8 років тому +4

    WHOS WATCHING THIS IN 2016?????!!!!!!??????

    • @iluvpups12345
      @iluvpups12345 8 років тому +1

      +Alaina Biggs Not me. I just so happen to be a time traveler from the future.

  • @originalusername4118
    @originalusername4118 7 років тому

    Growing up watching Julian smith is probably the best childhood I could ask for

  • @jordanguy4241
    @jordanguy4241 11 років тому +6

    This is why the word pregnant was made

  • @claudiaphillips7297
    @claudiaphillips7297 10 років тому +8

    "Sir Henry let me handle this ( lady UA-cam commenter clears her throat ) KING ARTHUR YOUR QUEEN IS PREGNANT"shouts Lady UA-cam commenter
    "Thank you fair maiden" Thanks King Arthur
    Problem solved

  • @taylorlarkins5549
    @taylorlarkins5549 2 роки тому +3

    Who’s here in 2022?

  • @Tarimoth
    @Tarimoth 12 років тому

    Make more of this.
    That's nothing short of an order, don't question it.

  • @xMasqueradePrincessx
    @xMasqueradePrincessx 11 років тому +5

    "He's on a diet sire!"

  • @TheVaporeonrules234
    @TheVaporeonrules234 9 років тому +19

    Alright, how do you guys feel about knocked up?

    • @ctraltdel3558
      @ctraltdel3558 9 років тому +8

      TheVaporeonrules234 Because she is expecting.

    • @TJOEL20
      @TJOEL20 9 років тому +2

      CTR+ALT+DEL Expecting? Expecting what?

    • @ctraltdel3558
      @ctraltdel3558 9 років тому +1

      TJOEL20 she is expecting a child.

    • @ctraltdel3558
      @ctraltdel3558 9 років тому +1

      Rohan Doshi Its because she is expecting.

    • @marcuswoods5826
      @marcuswoods5826 9 років тому +2

      +TheVaporeonrules234 Julian wanted to make his characters stupid, so, here ya go.

  • @MrAsianStuff
    @MrAsianStuff 11 років тому +20

    What's up with that music?

  • @SuperShortlife
    @SuperShortlife 13 років тому

    the annotation stating "like if you like"... It's great, all these people have a million comments, but that just says it all in four words. Julian Smith rocks!!

  • @ZenkaiNick
    @ZenkaiNick 10 років тому +4

    Don't you "butt sire" me!

  • @azoot650
    @azoot650 11 років тому +45

    1:06 yep that's abortion for ya lol

  • @theryos
    @theryos 4 роки тому +3

    Hello people who found this in their recommended in 2020

  • @jhwblender
    @jhwblender Місяць тому

    Man... It's been 14 years. I feel old. But still golden. Ill come back and watch this every once in a while when Julian gets brought up in a random reference ill pull out and no one knows what I'm talking about 😅

  • @50MM3TH1NGF15HY
    @50MM3TH1NGF15HY 11 років тому +10

    This is very Monty Python

  • @dancinginthedark01
    @dancinginthedark01 11 років тому +14

    This is so Monty Python xD

  • @alinesandallo3321
    @alinesandallo3321 10 років тому +8

    He's on a diet sire!

  • @carterbellew4097
    @carterbellew4097 4 роки тому

    I really enjoy rewatching these videos.

  • @umnmunmi
    @umnmunmi 11 років тому +3

    btw jefferey dalles phone num. is 6093822921

  • @ace1of4hearts3
    @ace1of4hearts3 12 років тому +1

    "What say is it!"
    "I believe it's Tuesday. "
    I love it!

  • @fallingstarprotocol
    @fallingstarprotocol 12 років тому

    This is one of the best things on UA-cam EVER...

  • @Cult1022
    @Cult1022 12 років тому

    this is one of the best sketches ever made by smith.

  • @nibraskhan7199
    @nibraskhan7199 3 роки тому +2

    I still say this so much

  • @roastbeef7981
    @roastbeef7981 2 роки тому

    12 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos omg

  • @therealtron7730
    @therealtron7730 12 років тому

    How can anyone dis-like this, ITS HILARIOUS!

  • @rissiroodle12
    @rissiroodle12 12 років тому

    best video julian has ever made!!!!! I love it!!!

  • @Cult1022
    @Cult1022 11 років тому

    well julian, i've seen many of your skeches, but for this one i keep coming back!

  • @TheDarkEpsilon
    @TheDarkEpsilon 10 років тому +1

    I've watched this so many times and I keep laughing every single time.

  • @BardotBB17
    @BardotBB17 13 років тому

    loving the enthusiasm of the narrator at the start

  • @Me.Thing5
    @Me.Thing5 5 місяців тому +1

    Hey Julian, been watching your videos since day one and they still make me laugh even now. Thanks for creating the most hilariously quotable content ever!!!

  • @lillyswift42
    @lillyswift42 4 роки тому +1

    My 2nd favorite comedic sketch in all history. 😂😂
    My #1 fav is "Who's on First".

  • @3Cucumbers
    @3Cucumbers 11 років тому

    No dislikes.. The first famous you tuber who didn't get a dislike on a video.. Well Done :)

  • @angel007sherm
    @angel007sherm 12 років тому

    A member of my youth group told me about this it was worth the search great vid.

  • @LeavingYou94
    @LeavingYou94 11 років тому

    I haven't watched this is 3 years but I think about it way too often. Recently on a daily basis…. it just loops through my brain. lol

  • @WFChocSodProductions
    @WFChocSodProductions 12 років тому

    This is just about the best Julian Smith video yet! xD

  • @monochromaticstatic1002
    @monochromaticstatic1002 4 роки тому

    I am glad to say that I made a reference to this video today and my friends had no idea what I was talking about. That gave me the opportunity to enlighten them with this absolute comedy gem.

  • @Maruzzolith
    @Maruzzolith 12 років тому

    Videos like this were the good ones i remember from Julian.

  • @carnaciousG
    @carnaciousG 12 років тому +1

    I WANT MORE OF THAT ! :)

  • @alois7790
    @alois7790 3 роки тому +2

    Who’s still here almost in 2022 🖤?

  • @Shemdoupe
    @Shemdoupe 3 роки тому +1

    The revolutionary war flutes on the background are hilarious

  • @kjizzle103
    @kjizzle103 6 років тому

    This is is still one of my favourites!!

  • @hannah2623
    @hannah2623 9 років тому

    I loved this so so much