Chakra Attack All Episodes
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- Опубліковано 17 лют 2022
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I mostly did this for my own benefit, I wanted to listen to all the episodes consecutively.
Some may ask, "why didn't you just make a playlist" and to that I say, UA-cam video. - Ігри
Everytime I get in the car, I check to see if this is on the radio
Fax
@@severedattempt1663 I hope it lands in gta 6
Same
Same here man!
This or Beyond Insemanation
I desperately want to think that JB Smoove improvised this entire show as he went along. Hilarious.
Same
This is what Leon gets up to in his spare time
Is it really JB Smoove?
Yes lol @@Thatdudedrew17
@@kevinparker2409 daddy?…DADDAYY!!!
“That damn alien gonna come through that ceiling and whoop some human ass! DoOdOoDoOdOoDoOdOo!
They gonna take you to space...and they gonna do it to you... And they gonna do it to you good
NO ONE KNOWS!!!
What kind of schlong, an alien has...
^^^All 3 are what makes this segment my favorite😂
😂😂😂😂
“That alien… SCHLONG!” 😭😭😭
"I am clairvoyant as hell, but I did not see that coming" 😂😅😂😂😂😂😂
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
This is the BEST talking show of every GTA games,I never get tired of it,when I get bored of the songs I go for WCTR just to hear Chakra Attack it's absolutely hilarious 🤣
I hope it’s on gta 6 😂
It’s absolute comedic gold. It truly never gets old. 😂
@@lilmiggy3260 it better be and I want 5 hours
Lol never listened too it when I used too play but it would be on sometimes
Ahmmmmmm
18:56 "I wanna get married to woman who will be there for me when i get out in 2025." If only we could see the signs.
Lucia... do you know why you're here?
Nahhhh
We are almost reaching to 2025 and his wish will be granted.
if they do a recall on that in gta 6 that would be amazin
"DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER!!!" - Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris😆
The alien bit with the "DOODOODOODOODOO" slays me to this day 😂
😂😂😂
Fr, like outta nowhere he sings an alien-like theme. It's so accurate 😂
@@DigitalHIFI09it's
It's the Twilight Zone theme
8:10 for those who are wondering
@@starstranger2725 I flippin knew it!
I play this in the car on my way to work like it’s a real radio station
I play this while driving Uber.
brooo 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn buddy in prison got one more year
Ohhhhhmmmmmm 😢
"I can't get AROUSED if I'm thinking of the STAIIIIIN that man left on my lady"
Used to hate this one. Now it’s the one that makes me laugh the hardest. Sheryl is hysterical!!!😂😂😂
Ngl I bet she fine as a mfkr
43:52 saving this cuz it’s my favorite part💀
I hope Dr. Ray is on the radio in GTA 6
I love J.B Smoove, great comedian
Comedian? He's a life coach
JB Smoove? That's Leon Black
"DADDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY" never gets old.
Agreed. Absolutely hilarious. Also nice pony pfp
@@randolfducanes1028 ty, been honestly trying to debut my vtuber model but my laptop and all-in-one pc can barely handle just streaming alone.
There's just so many great quotes from this show. Probably the best GTA talk show of the series
I hate it when people say they slept like a baby. Babies sleep like SHIT!
this helped me through all the grinding missions
true
5:32 are they eating the butter?
THEY EATIN THE SHIT! WHAT YOU THINK THEY EATIN!
I fucking love this guys energy so god dam much it makes me laugh everytime. When there was no good song on in gta I would just listen to this lmao
Bruh the ants eat your sh*t part got me lol😂😂
Ants eat yo shit cause you eat penut butter ice cream
JB Smoove & Annie Ledderman are absolutely perfect together. Next to Chatterbox and Fernando, this show is the absolute most hilarious shit ever 🤘🏻
the radio that plays when im escaping in a heist
44:39 🤣🤣🤣 “ABSOLUTE NONSENSE GET OFF MY DAMN SHOW!!!!
Lmao
You're screwing up my chakra!
I pictured him throwing stunt double doll into a wall when he yelled that!
🤣 🤣 🤣
You call me every god damn week TALKIN THAT BULLLSHITT! 😂😂
“Triple homicide… Total accident, but they deserved it.”
i was dying when i first heard it in the game
Armenian genocide in a nutshell
Someone needs to animate this 😂
39:05
"Holistic up in this MOTHA FUCKA!"
Has stuck with me for years now
My friends judge me for listening to this but I absolutely love it
Abigail? What're you doing here?
@@scarr_face AWAY WITH YOU JOHN MARSTON 😒
@@ItsMrs.Marston don't be that way with me, Abigail >://
arthur morgan says hello
and the guy puts the onions on top of the.. and makes the onions into a VOLCANO! DOIN TRICKS AN STUFF! WITH YOUR DAMN FOOD! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! LIKE A DAMN FOOD CIRCUS!!!
mmmMmmmMMmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMM
Why can’t we have this on the radio every morning
05:39 08:11 20:23 23:41 I think of these while I'm at work and have to stop myself laughing in front of everyone.
😂😂
@@NasDeviljk a
24:53
19:00 this man is almost free y'all
He's getting out in time for gta 6😂
@@jordanadams4908 💀
"all of us are one, but some of us are two"
5:39 “are they eating the butter?” “THEIR EATING THE SHIT!”
7:52 is the start of the best part. JB Smoove was freaking the hell out!!!! Lol
8:10 HAD ME IN TEARS
Congrats Dr Rea! Im glad you found your father!
Dr. Ray
Even if his father is ashame of him
I don't know whether to laugh at him because his dad slapped him in the face with truth or pity him.
That aaaammmmm , aaaammmm gets me every time lmao 😂
damn jb smoove got life figured out, the more i listen to this, the more it makes sense
I been telling people that forever lmaoo some of what he says is absolute nonsense because he smokes meth, but he also speaks a lot of real deep truth its just purposefully made to sound just all the other nonsense. Gotta filter it out correctly lol
@@nickthatrick4262literally alchemist code
I’ll be gutted if this doesn’t make a return in GTA6
19:00 GTA 6 SELF-PREDICTION
"2025"
This radio show is great. Gta v radio is so good. The talk back and weasel news etc are great too. Love just having this random ass radio on while cruising in game.
what is talk back?
The peanut butter ice cream 😂
"They eat the shit that's coming out yo ass" 😂
“I CANT GET AROOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD”‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂😂 I will never get tired of this show I been loving it since 2013 😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
28:15 I love that he’s mistaken Tibet for my country 😂🏴
32:46 you can hear JB break character after she says that lmao
The audio mixer either did a terrible job of covering it, or left it for us as an Easter Egg - either way it's hilarious.
11:18 "I take pride in what you're looking at because that tells me what I got."
Doctor Ray was cookin
🤣 Hi I'm calling from jail... "Dad, is that you"
LMAO because it has so much truth to it!
He better be in gta 6
Fax
Thank you so much for this. This is one of my favorite gta talk shows ever. I subbed. :)
I SPOON I FORK AND KNIFE
I listen to this at least once a week
This will be first thing I will check in GTA 6
Cheryl is a cool character in chakra attack great radio station 😂❤ my fav quote from Cheryl is when she says to Dr Ray Angelo... Is when she says about camping and waking up in someone's tent and have no clue how you got there lol ....😁👍
People think ray diangelo Harris is nonsense but he’s spitting sense listen to the duality
#ChakraAttackforGTA6
i loved this. especially the end. he cried 😂
Fun fact: At the end of the episode, Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris gets a call from his long lost father
that voice of the caller sounds to be Duane Earl from a different radio show called Beyond Insemination in the Blaine Country Radio station
Aquí amaneciendo con la sabiduría y alineando los chakras. Saludos, Nurse Cheryl y Doctor Ray! 😆
"You have killed...that turtle" 🤣 🤣
They need more of these. With more comedians dude
nice job this radio is my favorit, i needed this
The woman describing bees as ‘flying veal’ will never not make me laugh
"You know how duck hunters have a call they blow on that attracts ducks, so they can shoot em- like stupidass sittin' ducks?
That's where the term comes from, 'a sittin' duck' cuz that duck sittin' there. a'Right? He heard that call, and he sat there, and got his ass shot.
BOOM. Feathers everywhere FFSSHWHSHWHSHS"
Whatever writers made or contributed to Chakra Attack need about 37 raises, this shit is magic.
this brought out my inner chakra
19:00 dude getting out in 2025 just in time to play GTA 6
Prediction
I swear i listened this 1000 times
Everyone in the comment section needs to OOOMMNNNMMMMMMM!
I feel yo pain brother.
OOOMMMMMMMM!
OOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I always thought this was like if Kanye west was on a talk show
Rockstar noticed what happened in people's behavior today.
They input the sense of spiritualism so much in this game.
You can see Devin Weston showed himself as spiritualist person, so does with Amanda, that learning yoga from Fabien, a yogi that actually abused his student with some yoga poses.
You got that ?
Nowadays people do spiritualism, and yoga, and meditation as a part of their fancy lifestyle, but also to hide the dark side of themself.
And there's Chakra Attack.
Very funny talk radio, even you listened this for decades.
You noticed how dr. Ray tried to convince anyone that Ohming is one and only problem solver.
And how he's always succeed to countered any doubts from people who disagree with his statement.
But in the end, you realized that dr. Ray just a sad and lost child..who missed his dad, so damn much.
A reflection from real life..even spiritualist guru can't get a straight line with their life.
Thank you JB Smoove being the part of GTA Universe..
Of course GTA VI will provide something new,
But Chakra Attack will be remembered forever.
The only talk radio I love!
This guy is completely unhinged! Most neurotic yogi ever! These GTA talk stations are comical gems and i listen to them often.
@Rockstar Chakra Attack better make it into GTA6 sincerely community
Finally more content! This is like waiting for GTA6
As a German guy I say
Beste radioshow in GTA5 ich liebe es 🥹😂
This is my favorite station
I love Dr. Ray. I listen to him on GTA V. He is Awesome.
Babies. Sleep. LIKE $HIT!!
if there ain't no chakra attack on gta 6 than rockstar employees should be fired on the spot
JB and Annie are awesome together!
Crack! "Slurp!!!" Crack! "Slurp!!!"
I called you FAAAAT because I love you.... I CALLED YOU FAAAAT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Someone animate this
Every time ray diangelo Harris says your wrong I think dead wrong is gonna play
Ah the Nostalgia! GTA 5 will always be my favorite GTA game. Can't wait for GTA 6!
Nice video
19:20 many may ask what I'm doing I'm umming🤣
Love this
This was the best part of GTA 5.
45:31 😂😂
Wish there were at least 5 episodes not just 2 it's been my favourite radio station since I could remember in gta
This is even funnier out of context
My favourite radio show in all of GTA
Banger show
“Doctor Ray Di Angelo Harris is about to cry live on the air”
DONT BE BACKTALKING MY COI POND WOMAN!!
If I don’t feel you, you can’t feel me.😂 That’s what you call sexual innuendo.
Best part of the game was this radio station paired with this talk show
God bless DR RAY!!!
This is one of my favorite radio stations in GTA 5 🤣🤣🤣