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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2019
  • In this video (Part 1 of 932) we show you how to create an integer in C++.
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  • @generalised_exception
    @generalised_exception 3 роки тому +15186

    When you're trying to learn Python but end up learning Hindi..

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 роки тому +376

      take my like damnit

    • @seamike87
      @seamike87 3 роки тому +44

      xD

    • @dewdop
      @dewdop 3 роки тому +113

      This is funnier than the video 🦆

    • @falex9070
      @falex9070 3 роки тому +14

      fking damn so funny :D!

    • @Sqwify
      @Sqwify 3 роки тому +41

      @vlаdimir рutin is аndrеi раnin jfk is jimmy carter the earth is a triangle

  • @artem_hilia
    @artem_hilia 4 роки тому +72526

    There is no yellow circle around cursor 0/10

    • @user-ws2ko2wn9i
      @user-ws2ko2wn9i 4 роки тому +1163

      akhilya bruh, I’m like literally died while I laughed

    • @adls04
      @adls04 4 роки тому +38

      Lol

    • @nightm4re.
      @nightm4re. 4 роки тому +127

      honestly, you deserve a medal for this comment.

    • @armakeen3576
      @armakeen3576 4 роки тому +67

      Haha I can't stop laughing ! How did you find a pic this crazy ?

    • @david-a-pospisil520
      @david-a-pospisil520 4 роки тому +55

      @@armakeen3576 i really, really, really like this image

  • @personguy3885
    @personguy3885 3 роки тому +7594

    "we are going to continue where we left off last time"
    *there was no video before this*

    • @goldengameplay2944
      @goldengameplay2944 3 роки тому +157

      LMAOO SO TRUE

    • @fuckk-popandtiktok3388
      @fuckk-popandtiktok3388 3 роки тому +11

      @@goldengameplay2944 give me a example of a video like that

    • @LoxieWasTaken
      @LoxieWasTaken 3 роки тому +28

      fuck k-pop and tiktok no

    • @esau817
      @esau817 3 роки тому +77

      @@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 ain't giving you a link but I've seen many videos where I need to learn something and they show some already started code and they mention their previous videos but oh shit, you won't find them in this universe no matter how much you dig into the web and it's hella annoying because mostly you're in a hurry, lol.

    • @turtles10
      @turtles10 3 роки тому +39

      and we'll continue to build on this next time (with no next video)

  • @Jack-ht3fr
    @Jack-ht3fr 3 роки тому +3960

    When the tutorial title is in English, he starts the video giving you welcome in English and then he starts speaking Hindi

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 3 роки тому +176

      Happened to me too😂

    • @marajadeskywalker5992
      @marajadeskywalker5992 3 роки тому +189

      That’s literally every gta mod tutorial ever

    • @fuckk-popandtiktok3388
      @fuckk-popandtiktok3388 3 роки тому +115

      Well that happens to me with every physics videos

    • @Systemicglee___
      @Systemicglee___ 3 роки тому +9

      @@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 How do you write your name like that? When I was creating this acc, it didn't even accepted # sign and when I removed the # sign and put 69. Still Google didn't approve it lmao.

    • @shailyjhaveri8283
      @shailyjhaveri8283 3 роки тому +77

      You should learn Hindi before coding😂❤️

  • @Charlie092
    @Charlie092 4 роки тому +32853

    The sound of keyboard typing without anything being typed is so accurate

  • @casperdewith
    @casperdewith 3 роки тому +28773

    Still missing that moment the quality drops to 240p exactly when the core information is on screen.

    • @balancemyself
      @balancemyself 3 роки тому +350

      That's in old days chek the new version

    • @casperdewith
      @casperdewith 3 роки тому +33

      @@balancemyself New version?

    • @mindofGOAT
      @mindofGOAT 3 роки тому +566

      @@balancemyself which one Indian 1.4 or 1.7

    • @alexismedor
      @alexismedor 3 роки тому +231

      @@mindofGOAT 1.69. 1.7's quality is too high, it makes my ears bleed.

    • @granie300
      @granie300 3 роки тому +14

      @unspeakablegame 2 you got me

  • @ouassimzayani8806
    @ouassimzayani8806 3 роки тому +1498

    You can use the link in the description
    Description: thank you for watching

  • @maya-cc2sx
    @maya-cc2sx 3 роки тому +7194

    In India, that accent would be considered to be that of someone trying to sound American

    • @shreyasbhat8151
      @shreyasbhat8151 3 роки тому +571

      I can confirm you that as an Indian, you are correct about your assumption

    • @itsmimic007
      @itsmimic007 3 роки тому +213

      Yepp only wannabes speaks like that.

    • @theappleman
      @theappleman 3 роки тому +11

      LOL

    • @zatansera5976
      @zatansera5976 3 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @lolicon4
      @lolicon4 3 роки тому +39

      @@itsmimic007 who wants to be indian? Lol

  • @nul00000OOO
    @nul00000OOO 4 роки тому +20790

    Still understood every word, needs thicker accent, 6/10

    • @dharmang
      @dharmang 4 роки тому +86

      lmao, talk to me then haha

    • @andreasrs69
      @andreasrs69 4 роки тому +179

      The first video was the best, it only needed more Indian accent, more background noise, and the guy saying sorry when he coughs

    • @DoodleDoo
      @DoodleDoo 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah the accent still not accurate.

    • @anakinskywalkerrr
      @anakinskywalkerrr 4 роки тому

      Agree and approve

    • @sagelioneldsouza8230
      @sagelioneldsouza8230 4 роки тому +2

      6/9

  • @Josh-nv4gp
    @Josh-nv4gp 3 роки тому +7456

    "You can use the link in the description"
    *Description is empty*

    • @jameswolfe6195
      @jameswolfe6195 3 роки тому +168

      404 Error

    • @asagatch
      @asagatch 3 роки тому +111

      Page full of ads

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 3 роки тому +128

      Buy this domain NOW!

    • @teasharp
      @teasharp 3 роки тому +83

      Some random ass page with 3 convincing download buttons that are too distinct from each other to trust any of them

    • @nabeelyaseen6326
      @nabeelyaseen6326 3 роки тому +24

      Your phone has virus install guruTech to save lives

  • @elinoamrichter162
    @elinoamrichter162 3 роки тому +650

    The opening music has to be Faded by Alan Walker

    • @temperrtinker2987
      @temperrtinker2987 3 роки тому +16

      lol,but i guess indians like electronic music among foreign music

    • @shubhamsrivastava5198
      @shubhamsrivastava5198 3 роки тому

      Accurate

    • @maheshguptha9796
      @maheshguptha9796 3 роки тому +18

      @@temperrtinker2987 no we try to be cool by listening english songs and the popular ones are alan walker,justin beiber,ed sheeran,etc so

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 3 роки тому +14

      @@maheshguptha9796 and end up becoming a joke 😂😂😂

    • @maheshguptha9796
      @maheshguptha9796 3 роки тому

      @@Artist_of_Imagination hahaha true

  • @sohamdambalkar1602
    @sohamdambalkar1602 3 роки тому +3186

    0/10
    -No yellow circle appears when he clicks
    -FPS isn't like 10
    -144p

    • @maki3904
      @maki3904 3 роки тому +46

      well most of them are not 144p

    • @eyashanbali2601
      @eyashanbali2601 3 роки тому +14

      unoriginal comment

    • @princeslewis
      @princeslewis 3 роки тому +49

      @@eyashanbali2601 Unoriginal comment

    • @thest0nk79
      @thest0nk79 3 роки тому +19

      @Victorzzz unoriginal comment

    • @shailesh5514
      @shailesh5514 3 роки тому +13

      @@chainenationqc unoriginal comment

  • @Sleepyhead1211
    @Sleepyhead1211 4 роки тому +11089

    This is C++ though. If you are doing the Indian accent it needs to be Java.

  • @rxfein
    @rxfein 3 роки тому +9259

    No “okay?” at the end of every sentence 0/10

  • @D17D
    @D17D 3 роки тому +683

    you forgot about the desktop being full of files

  • @augustpreiler3555
    @augustpreiler3555 3 роки тому +809

    You forgot to randomly select lines of code while you are talking about something else.

    • @mumkichux
      @mumkichux 3 роки тому +10

      Liked it being an Indian

    • @mumkichux
      @mumkichux 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @xxGSSDxx
      @xxGSSDxx 3 роки тому +2

      underrated comment

    • @user-bk8nl6wh7i
      @user-bk8nl6wh7i 3 роки тому

      😂 😂 😂

    • @abhijeetas7886
      @abhijeetas7886 2 роки тому +1

      i randomly select line when i have nothing to do on the screen. idk why i do that, its an impulse to keep clicking and moving the mouse i think. like reading a paragraph keeps selecting lines randomly moving my mouse here and there. its like how you walk and pick up random things when you talk on a call or something

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon 4 роки тому +12581

    "Part 1 of 932"
    "We are going to continue where we left off last time..."

    • @gaymoder
      @gaymoder 4 роки тому +618

      Last part was part 0 bro, the basics, you know, where they introduced us how to build an airplane!

    • @lightsab4675
      @lightsab4675 4 роки тому +149

      @@gaymoder Build an airplane? Nah mines was recreate Mars

    • @sluigi
      @sluigi 4 роки тому +50

      @@lightsab4675 Smh you forgot part -1 were they teach you how to recreate the earth and sun

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 4 роки тому +30

      @@sluigi What about part -2 where they taught us how to make your own Neutron Star?

    • @steffy1727
      @steffy1727 4 роки тому +24

      Ay yo where is the -3 tutirial where he makes the universe out of c++

  • @parodysauceofficialytps7484
    @parodysauceofficialytps7484 4 роки тому +1253

    "Self driving car from scratch"
    In Scratch*

    • @yattibanks
      @yattibanks 4 роки тому +23

      Genius

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector 4 роки тому +7

      If I made it, itll run at .01 frames per second

    • @minimaleffortname2758
      @minimaleffortname2758 4 роки тому +9

      @@TheStickCollector twice the speed of a normal scratch

    • @play005517
      @play005517 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheStickCollector In this scenario we often use seconds per frame as the unit.

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector 4 роки тому

      @@play005517 well then it would be 1 hour per frame or something

  • @your_average_cultured_dude
    @your_average_cultured_dude 3 роки тому +1666

    I can't stop laughing at the comments I'm dead lmao

  • @ztexgaming2750
    @ztexgaming2750 3 роки тому +142

    *Don't worry we will come back to that part later*

  • @radughita1992
    @radughita1992 4 роки тому +12203

    3/10
    No kids screaming in the background.
    No indistinguishable hindi mixed in with english.
    No yellow circle around the cursor.
    No mess on the desktop.
    No loud *C L I C K* sound.
    No suspicious scam websites.
    No arrow and text with a 2005 font pointing at obvious things.
    Like c'mon you weren't even trying.

    • @nekosalad8308
      @nekosalad8308 4 роки тому +317

      you had a tough life man.

    • @lethall6609
      @lethall6609 4 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm the 100 like this is hilarious

    • @emresin
      @emresin 4 роки тому +169

      No saying ok after each phrase

    • @arc8218
      @arc8218 4 роки тому +74

      And tutorial on notepad

    • @UltraNyan
      @UltraNyan 4 роки тому +10

      I'm saving this as a checklist for shitposting

  • @Boxsteam
    @Boxsteam 4 роки тому +30819

    No man, the Indian accent is for Java. For c++, it needs to sound like a middle aged kinda fat white guy who breathes and talks through his mouth and take gasps of air every 3 words

    • @stevenmendoza3732
      @stevenmendoza3732 4 роки тому +847

      So fucking true it hurts

    • @ineshi
      @ineshi 4 роки тому +135

      Bucky

    • @Boxsteam
      @Boxsteam 4 роки тому +40

      @@ineshi yep lmao

    • @lemonglataitor2123
      @lemonglataitor2123 4 роки тому +82

      Exactly, it's like he does not even do computer science.

    • @triis8643
      @triis8643 4 роки тому +113

      No not only for java. In the past i programmed in python and there are a lot of indians

  • @bobbyman410
    @bobbyman410 3 роки тому +169

    No "ok" after every sentence"
    No Bandicam logo at the top
    No yellow cursor
    Video should be 360p 10fps
    *-100/10*

  • @hiddenowen
    @hiddenowen 3 роки тому +218

    love how there’s just a picture of taj mahal in the background of a programming tutorial

  • @tldoesntlikebread
    @tldoesntlikebread 3 роки тому +14768

    *sees Indian guy on the street*
    "Are you Indian?"
    "Yes"
    "Okay, so I have this problem with my program..."

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 3 роки тому +400

      This makes me feel dumb lol.

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD 3 роки тому +30

      😂😂😂

    • @kaworunagisa4009
      @kaworunagisa4009 3 роки тому +179

      Then there's me living in a country where Indians are more likely to be "native English speaker" teachers than programmers 😂😂😂

    • @Brahvim
      @Brahvim 3 роки тому +48

      Well you wouldn't ask a 14 year old like me abou it, would you?
      I am an Indian -_- ; I can kind of speak in the other two main (British/ Australian and American) accents, as well as the Indian accent. -_-

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD 3 роки тому +2

      @@kaworunagisa4009 lol

  • @freecodecamp
    @freecodecamp 4 роки тому +24871

    I was looking everywhere to find out how to create integer. You are truly a life saver! So glad I found this video and didn't have to copy and paste something from Stack Overflow! :)

    • @judahbenhur5820
      @judahbenhur5820 4 роки тому +2560

      When the shitposting is so on point that even real and respected channels comment about this, lol

    • @yonaka973
      @yonaka973 4 роки тому +286

      wtf

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 4 роки тому +133

      LMFAO.

    • @fabryscript
      @fabryscript 4 роки тому +72

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 4 роки тому +72

      THIS IS THE BEST

  • @mysticlunala8020
    @mysticlunala8020 3 роки тому +446

    Indian guy teaches compiler how to do his job properly.

    • @stormerthe2nd
      @stormerthe2nd 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @notfamous649
      @notfamous649 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @kamiezio8185
      @kamiezio8185 3 роки тому +2

      @vlаdimir рutin is аndrеi раnin jfk is jimmy carter flat earth believer?

    • @dexterburk1642
      @dexterburk1642 3 роки тому +1

      that's the llvm/clang/gcc devs, they're kept locked up

    • @mysticlunala8020
      @mysticlunala8020 3 роки тому +1

      @@dexterburk1642 Didn't know the indian guy had so many names.

  • @musa4747
    @musa4747 3 роки тому +730

    😂. Shout out to Indian YT programmers though. These guys got me through my C++ module in my first year

    • @shailyjhaveri8283
      @shailyjhaveri8283 3 роки тому +43

      Proud to be Indian :)
      Edit: felt more proud when my fellow Indians are bashing me in replies,while some saving me🙂🙏
      Check the replies to this comment and you will know how low a person can fall to abuse another,not knowing how it can affect the victim's mental health.

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 3 роки тому +90

      @@shailyjhaveri8283 You are a fake patriotic nationalistic guy who sits on your ass, commenting proud to be Indian while doing nothing for your country and irritating everyone else. Try to be less of an embarrasment.

    • @soilmilk2277
      @soilmilk2277 3 роки тому +38

      @@b-zar8912 who u then fucktard

    • @shailyjhaveri8283
      @shailyjhaveri8283 3 роки тому +26

      @@b-zar8912 first of all I am a 'girl',ig your eng is weak coz u can't read my name. Secondly you don't what I am doing so keep that bitch nose out of my business. Ask yourself what have you done for your country and stfu
      Edit: NOTHING UPSETS ME MORE THAN THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO EMPATHY LEFT IN HUMANS,I JUST WROTE FOR MY COUNTRY AND THEY'RE TRIGGERED AND STARTED ABUSING ME..ITS UP IM DONE WITH PEOPLE :"(

    • @modernstudios2106
      @modernstudios2106 3 роки тому +4

      @@b-zar8912 no u are

  • @alexstone691
    @alexstone691 4 роки тому +5391

    I feel like this is going to be a series cause everybody has something to add

  • @scarkillerful
    @scarkillerful 4 роки тому +2300

    You forgot the "Hello Friends" at the beginning...

    • @ThePlacehole
      @ThePlacehole 4 роки тому +62

      And the phrase "which is nothing but" after literally every verb.

    • @gb7586
      @gb7586 4 роки тому +12

      I immediately read it with indian accent

    •  4 роки тому +14

      @@ThePlacehole You probably meant: after "each and every" verb.

    • @ThePlacehole
      @ThePlacehole 4 роки тому +1

      @ , Did I?

    •  4 роки тому +1

      ​@@ThePlacehole That is how Indians do.

  • @Sploo256
    @Sploo256 3 роки тому +191

    we need the “hello friends” and a yellow circle on a cursor

  • @SmilingAssassinGaming
    @SmilingAssassinGaming 3 роки тому +141

    The legendary fan noise in most indian tutorials 😂

    • @adityap8387
      @adityap8387 3 роки тому +6

      Exactly. Lol. It's fucking hot here bruh. We would sweat like bulls if there is no fan. I

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 3 роки тому +6

      @@adityap8387 as a fellow tropical country resident, I can vouch for this. And if you arent rich, you cannot afford to pay air conditioner bills, so fan it is 😂

    • @adityap8387
      @adityap8387 3 роки тому +1

      @@andeleon6838 Exactly my man. Add to that, i love near a coast. More humidity, more sweat.

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 3 роки тому +1

      @@adityap8387 ohhh shit but hey you got free beach I guess

    • @adityap8387
      @adityap8387 3 роки тому +1

      @@andeleon6838 Umm. I think i am probably some 30 kms away from the beach. lol.

  • @krzem
    @krzem 3 роки тому +4164

    "We're going to build a self driving car from scratch"
    How about *IN* scratch??

    • @unlikelysalmon786
      @unlikelysalmon786 3 роки тому +151

      No that's what he tried to say, but the grammar was wrong.

    • @burzum_
      @burzum_ 3 роки тому +51

      Self driving car? You mean a class attribute

    • @shadowking8223
      @shadowking8223 3 роки тому +86

      scratch is a programming language for kids, like drag and drop. thats why he meant that "in scratch"

    • @aaryansachdeva
      @aaryansachdeva 3 роки тому +2

      @@shadowking8223 ye ur right

    • @Metaegis
      @Metaegis 3 роки тому +1

      not funi

  • @franchufranchu119
    @franchufranchu119 4 роки тому +5114

    You forgot having the desktop littered with files
    Edit: Using the desktop as a Documents folder, but also save your code there

    • @RFX01
      @RFX01 4 роки тому +157

      Cracked Version of FL Studio and the entire Adobe Creative Cloud is also missing from the desktop.

    • @dharmang
      @dharmang 4 роки тому +27

      @@megavirgin665 fornite ain't shit popular in India
      only white fat gays play it

    • @bokunogentoo4420
      @bokunogentoo4420 4 роки тому +24

      I do that lmao
      *Desktop is just a folder*

    • @Simon-vy8fe
      @Simon-vy8fe 4 роки тому +1

      haha damn true

    • @neeeeeck9005
      @neeeeeck9005 4 роки тому

      Files like "Scam dokumints"

  • @MrTheBroMoe
    @MrTheBroMoe 3 роки тому +30

    The part that always kills me is when he says “yes, it’s me Jombo” as if we are all sitting here like “is that THE Jombo??”

  • @jasas8102
    @jasas8102 3 роки тому +36

    1. There is no yellow circle
    2. There is no lag
    3. No Okay at the end of EVERY sentence

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 4 роки тому +8523

    But the real question is:
    _Who teaches Indian guys to code?_

  • @DenpaKei
    @DenpaKei 4 роки тому +1868

    "Yes, It's me... J O M B O"
    lost

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE 3 роки тому +16

      It was me all along

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE 3 роки тому +26

      JOMBO

    • @blackman67
      @blackman67 3 роки тому +8

      A heavy indian man speaking with disinterest. I love it.

    • @MisterBirju
      @MisterBirju 3 роки тому +6

      You thought it was jombo, but
      You fell for it fool, *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*

    • @MisterBirju
      @MisterBirju 3 роки тому +3

      @TheHamburger God no

  • @coreexception5514
    @coreexception5514 3 роки тому +83

    Personally, the fans were too quiet and you didn't hear any background noise(cars eg) -2/10

  • @govindmohan2750
    @govindmohan2750 3 роки тому +36

    The fact that he types it on the keyboard but doesn't show up on the screen makes it even more funnier

  • @cheekibreeki1127
    @cheekibreeki1127 4 роки тому +1963

    Still no loud-ass TV and/or crying children in the background

  • @nephytv
    @nephytv 4 роки тому +1380

    No unregistered hypercam 2. Unrealistic 0/10

    • @kubukoz_
      @kubukoz_ 4 роки тому +1

      69 likes, nice

    • @FLS96
      @FLS96 4 роки тому +1

      I was expecting this comment xD

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 роки тому +1

      Normie

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 роки тому +1

      @@FLS96 *the Spanish Inquisition has left the chat*

    • @fernandoschilipackramos5541
      @fernandoschilipackramos5541 4 роки тому

      Damn! I laughed way to hard of this. 😂😂😂😂

  • @sellthefrog8923
    @sellthefrog8923 3 роки тому +78

    The thumbnail of this video doesn't contain needlessly wide stock pictures and letters 0/10

  • @AJAYKUMARSAGAR
    @AJAYKUMARSAGAR 3 роки тому +237

    being an Indian and realising how heavily stereotyped but true this is, I just love it. 😂

    • @hrsh042
      @hrsh042 2 роки тому +6

      Actually some people don't care much about decorating the content, just providing raw information, but they need to understand that Decorating it is an important part (where decorating could mean Improving the quality) without which you won't gain huge audiences on UA-cam

    • @hardwareenthusiast5320
      @hardwareenthusiast5320 2 роки тому +8

      @@hrsh042 so true, Indian content solves all problems, but the way they present the content is not impressive at all.

    • @hrsh042
      @hrsh042 2 роки тому +15

      @@hardwareenthusiast5320 presentation isn't required really when someone is in need. Also most of the people just share the solutions without caring for decoration of their Content, or they would have become better UA-camrs with quality content

    • @somethingnew7078
      @somethingnew7078 2 роки тому +7

      @@hardwareenthusiast5320 that's what Facebook , google , microsoft ....entire silicon valley is
      Just look at their CEO , product manager, senior developer....... It's just filled with indians .
      Americans - design , come with new idea
      Indians - make their vision reality

  • @donharry20
    @donharry20 4 роки тому +574

    "We're going to build a self driving car from scratch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Brahvim
      @Brahvim 3 роки тому +2

      60th like. Indian here. -_-

    • @balancemyself
      @balancemyself 3 роки тому +3

      Everything start from scratch and love to start from scratch.

    • @pmj_studio4065
      @pmj_studio4065 3 роки тому +1

      @@balancemyself Me too. Scratch is the best.

    • @AsasinoManik
      @AsasinoManik 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pleasecontactme4274
      @pleasecontactme4274 3 роки тому +2

      @@pmj_studio4065 too many scratches

  • @tofuchewer
    @tofuchewer 4 роки тому +2271

    4/10 Need More Accent and the "Oke" before every word

  • @WeloTwelve
    @WeloTwelve 3 роки тому +113

    He didn't speak hindi when trying to explain 0/10

    • @reduxdev
      @reduxdev 3 роки тому +3

      how would we understand then

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 3 роки тому +3

      @@reduxdev yes

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 3 роки тому +2

      @@reduxdev that's the point

    • @reduxdev
      @reduxdev 3 роки тому

      @@Artist_of_Imagination ok but we need to know what he says if he wants us to find it more funny cuz he makes jokes when he speaks too

  • @electro7018
    @electro7018 3 роки тому +27

    **Wix ad in the beginning**
    Me: *Yep, this is pretty accurate so far.*

  • @zyrildelrosario5780
    @zyrildelrosario5780 4 роки тому +944

    Next time try those 2009-like tutorials, where they talk using notepad.

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 4 роки тому +28

      Also put Dreamscape in the background

    • @hquwhjher
      @hquwhjher 4 роки тому +42

      Also remember to typo every single word, and spends half a minute trying to type a sentence and then deleting it.
      Never forget Unregistered Bandicam 2 or Fraps, too.

    • @MrEdrftgyuji
      @MrEdrftgyuji 4 роки тому +9

      U N R E G I S T E R E D H Y P E R C A M 2

    • @MishaFlower
      @MishaFlower 4 роки тому

      Don’t forget the fan noise in the background

    • @grill6411
      @grill6411 4 роки тому +1

      Never understood why they didn't finish typing what they had to say before recording, or using annotations when that was still a thing

  • @gillesfranzen8283
    @gillesfranzen8283 3 роки тому +569

    1. no mouse idicator with the recording software
    2. no bandicam watermark
    3. no "ok?" after literally each sentence

    • @prysrek8858
      @prysrek8858 3 роки тому +29

      4. No crying children or traffic in the background.

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 3 роки тому +22

      @@prysrek8858 no activate windows

    • @Atlas-yh6vg
      @Atlas-yh6vg 3 роки тому +4

      @@manjitkaur1311 hello guys, yes it's me QWARTHY and i hope JOMBO will add all of these in a sequel, ok?

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 3 роки тому

      @@Atlas-yh6vg 🤐

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 3 роки тому

      @@Atlas-yh6vg ok.....

  • @stanleyextra2812
    @stanleyextra2812 3 роки тому +27

    When you follow tutorial exactly as it is and keeps running into error while the tutorial guy somehow run his code perfectly fine

  • @avorraim
    @avorraim 3 роки тому +34

    It's in hd, not everything is green.
    Can understand words.
    Not 2hs long with long pauses.
    Not windows vista.

  • @cubebuilder_
    @cubebuilder_ 4 роки тому +1525

    you forgot:
    windows 7
    low quality
    yellow ring around the mouse
    the loud computer fan
    children screaming in the background

  • @shieldphaser
    @shieldphaser 4 роки тому +804

    "So I did some coding off-screen..."

    • @douwemeijer6556
      @douwemeijer6556 3 роки тому +5

      it's not that important tho you don't need to do it.

    • @FukurouYGR
      @FukurouYGR 3 роки тому

      @RED FROST GAMING k then

  • @MihirGamingandstuff
    @MihirGamingandstuff 3 роки тому +62

    0/10
    -No yellow circle appears when he clicks
    -FPS isn't like 10
    -no 144p
    - no overly sized facecam
    - no random sounds from background
    - no intro that is 1/2th of the video

    • @vtncmp4
      @vtncmp4 3 роки тому

      Bandican in a top do thevídeo

  • @daphzzn
    @daphzzn 3 роки тому +13

    You forgot how it starts with Hello World and then becomes the most complex shit the learner has every heard-

  • @touko2164
    @touko2164 4 роки тому +269

    still no "ok" after every sentence

  • @sudhelm
    @sudhelm 4 роки тому +2304

    Where can I download the code?

    • @stevenmendoza3732
      @stevenmendoza3732 4 роки тому +314

      you probably could get it from his udemy course (only $29.99 plus 2% discount for today!!1)

    • @dmitrypatriarkh9757
      @dmitrypatriarkh9757 4 роки тому +88

      @@stevenmendoza3732 why 2%? It's 99% for next 25 hours

    • @igorkudryk2199
      @igorkudryk2199 4 роки тому +12

      Just check a description 😉

    • @riefkymaulana9040
      @riefkymaulana9040 4 роки тому +11

      For educational purpose, you should try it by yourself 😉

    • @tenhundredkills
      @tenhundredkills 4 роки тому +48

      Obviously, it's in the description!
      *checks description*
      Oh, he'll put it in later!
      *10 years later, still nothing in the description*

  • @user-ji2mm1kt3l
    @user-ji2mm1kt3l 3 роки тому +44

    When the ad you watch before the video is larger than the video itself

  • @vladpopa6624
    @vladpopa6624 Рік тому +10

    You can't have a programming tutorial without the following:
    - Indian accent
    - Distorted audio/earrape
    - Cars honking/computer noises in the background
    - Light theme text editor, font size 5, small window size
    -English title but video is in hindi/notepad typing with obnoxiously loud NCS song as music
    - Yellow circle around cursor
    - Made with BandiCam
    - Part 1 of 900,but doesn't post part 2 for 5 years
    - No source code linked in video description
    - Loud keyboard noises/loud clicking noises/loud scrolling
    - Copy/pasting huge chunks of code without explaining them/awkward cuts in the video
    - Solution doesn't work anymore/use of deprecated frameworks

  • @owogamingchannel850
    @owogamingchannel850 4 роки тому +1024

    "Enteger"
    -Indian Jombo

    • @lazarus6636
      @lazarus6636 4 роки тому +3

      Also KSI

    • @lazarus6636
      @lazarus6636 3 роки тому

      @Axion KSI also says integer like that check 10:12 👇
      ua-cam.com/video/nbnXNKk0q20/v-deo.html

    • @sykocode8530
      @sykocode8530 3 роки тому +2

      Wtf! No one speaks like that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx 3 роки тому

      @pranav Is fine your name is Pranav

  • @RamkrishanYT
    @RamkrishanYT 4 роки тому +648

    He isn't writing the code in notepad thought

  • @deathstar4794
    @deathstar4794 3 роки тому +5

    Every long ass programming tutorial with super advanced instructions also always has a comment saying "Thanks. This worked perfectly."

  • @TheYunori
    @TheYunori 3 роки тому +8

    "in next video, we're going to create self-driving car from scratch."
    I'm lost

  • @soulextracter
    @soulextracter 4 роки тому +2366

    Also, every comment be like:
    - DEAR Sir, please make video about [subject]
    - Sir what a clarity
    - how to pass c language sir rply send me
    - Thank you sir i have been succeed in c

  • @404User-Not-Found
    @404User-Not-Found 4 роки тому +195

    Ep 1: Data types
    Ep 2: Hacking into the Pentagon

  • @fate2304
    @fate2304 3 роки тому +8

    Then there’s “We’ll come back to that later” then once he brings it up I completely forgot about what it was.

  • @TheVibeSnap
    @TheVibeSnap 2 роки тому +1

    The background, the ide, the SFX and the voice over is all in place and I so amazing!Great video

  • @neilchakr
    @neilchakr 3 роки тому +456

    you forgot the "hello frends!" 0/10

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 3 роки тому +10

      Hello friends
      Today we will fix space x rocket code
      If you want to code like me join blackhat jr
      We will teach how to crack courses, torrents etc
      So whats the waiting for?

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 3 роки тому +1

      @Hawt_Sauce 🙄

  • @ow_
    @ow_ 4 роки тому +780

    I could still understand every word, and you're not running Windows XP. 3/10

  • @FineAppleGaming
    @FineAppleGaming 3 роки тому +8

    "Next video, we're going to make a self-driving car from scratch."
    *P A R K O U R ! ! !*

  • @broomybroomybroomy
    @broomybroomybroomy 3 роки тому +17

    I mean, no lie, Indian guys have helped me on UA-cam more than any other ethnic group
    Sure, the accents are hard to understand, but they’re usually helping me do something very specific I need to do
    Like declaring integer and stuff

    • @vp5536
      @vp5536 3 роки тому +3

      true

  • @mrfanpl
    @mrfanpl 4 роки тому +627

    People were complaining about the lack of indian accent and now when there's indian accent they're complaining it's not java.

  • @blulio
    @blulio 4 роки тому +311

    - Yellow circle around the cursor,
    - Made with Bandicam or Filmora,

  • @xsouldaggerx584
    @xsouldaggerx584 3 роки тому +20

    As an Indian, I can confirm that we all use Taj Mahal as the default desktop background

  • @Sawta
    @Sawta 3 роки тому +4

    Great job! The only thing missing was the sound of cars honking at regular intervals.

  • @Gohxx
    @Gohxx 4 роки тому +65

    One time I watched a tutorial where you could literally hear the streets of India in the background

  • @jeim376
    @jeim376 4 роки тому +63

    You forgot the awkward periods of silence just being confused

  • @carlosvalverde2928
    @carlosvalverde2928 2 роки тому +6

    No babies crying in the background, no street sellers yelling, no yellow circle around the cursor
    Unrealistic 0/10

  • @Ben-rz9cf
    @Ben-rz9cf 3 роки тому +13

    lmao you forgot when he types the same thing he is saying into notepad for some reason

  • @fbcbxcfb
    @fbcbxcfb 4 роки тому +298

    Every programming tutorial comment box:
    "Thanks u sir for the tutorial i relly apreciet this. Also i cant compile the programmm help me pleas. Suscribed sir"

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 4 роки тому +91

      And the comment is 4 years old and the only reply is "I have the same problem too"

    • @lethall6609
      @lethall6609 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂my god u guys are eviiiillllll

    • @FxtDef7
      @FxtDef7 4 роки тому +7

      SIR

    • @dardargo
      @dardargo 4 роки тому +4

      Why is this so true lmao

    • @scottbuchanan8300
      @scottbuchanan8300 4 роки тому +15

      It's always the "sir"

  • @ronald8664
    @ronald8664 4 роки тому +146

    "build a self driving car from scratch" lol, dead

  • @hi12167pies
    @hi12167pies Рік тому +2

    straight from setting a integer to making a self driving car pretty simple stuff really helped me start my coding journey!

  • @ismailsultan2577
    @ismailsultan2577 3 роки тому +26

    for anyone whos wondering at 3 in the night, we indian are taught 2 languages from the start of our school, so we basically know english and hindi(our national language) till the time we take a interest in code(probably 10 years old idk), many indian people make tutorials in hindi so we can understand them and many indians+other country people make videos in english so we can understand that too , so we kinda have an advantage. after we learn to code we make videos for it in either hindi or english and the cycle continues.

    • @deutschvanderlinde6900
      @deutschvanderlinde6900 3 роки тому +8

      Firstly, Hindi is NOT the national language. There is no such thing as the national language. Its one of the 22 official languages, and 1 of 1600+ languages and dialects spoken in the country. It might be common in the Hindi belt to speak Hindi as its the mother tongue, but the rest of the country learns their own mother tongue, English and Hindi if there is enough influence of Hindi media like Bollywood movies.

    • @ismailsultan2577
      @ismailsultan2577 3 роки тому +2

      @@deutschvanderlinde6900 ohh sorry i forgot that hindi wasnt the national language. my apologies

    • @sroy7982
      @sroy7982 11 місяців тому

      @@deutschvanderlinde6900 I learned Hindi at age 8, the fact is most people dont speak fluent hindi, its just north Indians and UPs trynna spread their language

    • @torrvic1156
      @torrvic1156 10 місяців тому

      You must be very talented to learn two languages at once since childhood.

    • @somethingelse9228
      @somethingelse9228 9 місяців тому

      @@torrvic1156 Some even learn 3

  • @jedanimates
    @jedanimates 4 роки тому +434

    A SELF DRIVING CAR FROM SCRATCH AHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @trumbo6412
    @trumbo6412 4 роки тому +170

    The fact that the coding program is in a window and not totally open is so realistic

  • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz9471
    @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz9471 3 роки тому +11

    I really thought this was legit and put it in my watch later lmao

  • @Heffsta02
    @Heffsta02 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you to all the indian tutorials that helped me get my CS degree.

  • @stiskavac
    @stiskavac 3 роки тому +206

    What about the seizure-inducing loud techno or heavy metal music in the intro?

    • @_o_69
      @_o_69 3 роки тому +1

      Lol when in a moment you hear even a meteor in that loud intro

    • @spycowboi2190
      @spycowboi2190 3 роки тому

      Lol ezio go save italia

  • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
    @HarshRajAlwaysfree 4 роки тому +189

    Still No background sounds of mother brooming the room and children asking "uncle uncle what are u doing ?"
    I guess a fake can never achieve the glory of a real legend

    • @Simon-vy8fe
      @Simon-vy8fe 4 роки тому +26

      "fake it until you make it"

    • @TheAudioCGMan
      @TheAudioCGMan 4 роки тому +2

      @@Simon-vy8fe my life motto

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 4 роки тому +14

      You forgot dogs barking in the background and some kind of construction work going on nearby.

    • @heath6969
      @heath6969 4 роки тому

      + car horns

    • @crqf2010ruler
      @crqf2010ruler 4 роки тому

      What is the uncle doing tho?

  • @g-erq
    @g-erq 2 роки тому +4

    Спасибо Игорю за рекомендацию, теперь я разрабатываю программы для космических кораблей и получаю 500000000000000000000000000 тысяч долларов в неделю

  • @royvarghesedeepa4707
    @royvarghesedeepa4707 3 роки тому +10

    me: see's this video.
    my brain: hey wait a minute i am indian and I teach people how to use java.
    me: yup this is accurate and basically every programming tutorial I made.

  • @aadityabhetuwal5990
    @aadityabhetuwal5990 4 роки тому +127

    Still missed the Broken English.

    • @marionette2843
      @marionette2843 4 роки тому +7

      You were looking for an indian programmer BUT IT WAS ME DIO

    • @aadityabhetuwal5990
      @aadityabhetuwal5990 4 роки тому +7

      @@marionette2843 HOHO!!

    • @greenplantlizard
      @greenplantlizard 4 роки тому

      @@abdulwahabjag lmao at this point I always try to find the jojo reference in the comments section of every video.

  • @blazelight2724
    @blazelight2724 4 роки тому +70

    "In the next video we are going to build a self driving car from scratch"

    • @l3p3
      @l3p3 3 роки тому +5

      *in scratch
      jk, someone else invented that stupid joke

  • @techgamer1597
    @techgamer1597 3 роки тому +16

    what about the free screen recorder where each click has a circle emanating from it and a yellow circle around the cursor?

  • @heanstone1327
    @heanstone1327 3 роки тому +5

    0/10 you didn’t start with hello friends

  • @cup624
    @cup624 3 роки тому +57

    10/6 u forget the "tech" name on every indian channel and having a nerd tech pfp

    • @abdelrahmanrashwan1312
      @abdelrahmanrashwan1312 3 роки тому +4

      10/6 means too good btw

    • @AryanSingh-6699
      @AryanSingh-6699 3 роки тому +10

      @@abdelrahmanrashwan1312 that's why they teach you maths before programming

    • @V-for-Vendetta01
      @V-for-Vendetta01 3 роки тому +1

      tech pratik

    • @cup624
      @cup624 3 роки тому +1

      @@AryanSingh-6699 yes

    • @reduxdev
      @reduxdev 3 роки тому

      its a parody video not a parody channel

  • @Jay-wb7hw
    @Jay-wb7hw 4 роки тому +76

    When u search a data structures and alogrithms tutorials u get a middle-aged Indian man dressed up in a suit like he's about to give u a business offer.

    • @TheCivildecay
      @TheCivildecay 4 роки тому

      So true!

    • @virendrakamble4210
      @virendrakamble4210 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @shubhamjoshi6160
      @shubhamjoshi6160 4 роки тому +2

      There is a channel called Abdul Bari he is fabulous tho but his ds and algo course is a paid version in udemy

    • @paosasuke
      @paosasuke 4 роки тому +1

      hahaha I've been waiting for this comment

    • @Jay-wb7hw
      @Jay-wb7hw 4 роки тому

      shubham Joshi
      Yah ik what ur talking about. He’s really good. I got he’s udemy course and I would definitely recommend it to others.

  • @steelyspielbergo
    @steelyspielbergo 2 роки тому +2

    Needs more cars honking in the background

  • @dylankincaid9225
    @dylankincaid9225 3 роки тому +3

    I thought this was my online programming course through university but it was to high quality and much easier to follow.