Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promised that if I hit 1k subscribers before Christmas they day will get me a new bike, and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.🌻
@@elk1827 The joke is that when guys sit down at an angle you crush your balls, and this joke was that when he sat down, he popped his ballsack. Unfortunately, as a guy, I can confirm that if you sit at the wrong angle, you crush your balls, it hurts like shit, and women don’t know what the fuck they are talking about when they say “Men don’t feel pain”
@@elk1827 Yeah, your lucky. Once sat down on a plastic seat, felt like I broke my balls, had to go to the restroom to check on em lmao. Hurt like fuck tho.
HOW LONG UNTIL I GET STRIKED LETS SEE
Lannan: Uploads TikTok Reaction Video
Also Lannan: Same Week, video gets taken down
Ok
HI LANNAN
If lazarbeam likes then everyone has to use code lazar
hi
:)
hi!
Daily Dose Of Internet no frickin way!!!
Wow I can’t believe I found you on lazarbeams channel
What
Yooo
Return of the king
YESSSSS
I'm early
Yess
Hi guys
woah a verification mark
7:20 you’re here when Chris is weirdo
Lazarbeam dont get striked!!
Ummmmmm ok
@DG5 ohh may alah bless them
@@wajeeharana3740 inshallah
@DG5 how u alivd=e
@@abdulh2762 shut up
LOL U REACTED TO MY OLD MAN LLAMA VIDEO 2:50
epic games
Lol
Hello
wtf, EvantubeTV is here.
Hi Evan
I used to watch you do Lego reviews damn you have grown
You’re an OG if you remember when lazarbeam laughed at kids getting hurt
Your not a og you did not even spell his name right
@@katrinarichards9793 you have been on UA-cam for the year I have been on for 12 years 🤣🤣
@@daz3nconfus3d65 *8 years
@@daz3nconfus3d65 why does that matter?
@@daz3nconfus3d65 8 years
The Chris Tyson meme aged like fine wine
Fr
Yh
“We polish that turd”
One of Lannan’s best quotes
I want that baby yodq
Right as I read this Lazar said it…
Just ✨Perfect ✨
I am your 440 like
yes
hey LazarBeam
Lazar has the best Tiktok content
@@LoganGamings i dont think so
*If I can get 7k subs by Christmas I could get a better setup, please help me* ❤️🥥
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promised that if I hit 1k subscribers before Christmas they day will get me a new bike, and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.🌻
hello 👋
You have the worst content
Lazar upload
Bots: allow us to introduce ourselves
Im gifting everyone 20000 vbocks 😂
Disappointed bots don't have a tracker for comments that mention them as one here would be perfectly ironic.
@@Gatomom76 im human,... or am i
@@ABx_511 DUN DUN *D U U U U U N*
@@ABx_511 UR A CYBORG HUMAN MUTANT ALIEN AREN'T YOU?
3:31 “is that a turtle getting its butt cleaned I wish I had that instead of toilet paper” one of Lannan’s best quotes.
I like how He’s rich but doesn’t show off
He is opposite of Jake Paul
Ya just buying a Captain America shield to the video that cost $100 total each other show off at all 😂
He does it with v bucks
True I like how he doesn’t care
Yea you just casually spend $10,000 on roblox
The little girl flipping the bird was priceless!!
First
@Melody
Flipping the bird means sticking up the middle finger
Ikr
It was 😂🤣
60 likes lol
Lazarbeam: “Don’t do this at home, you might choke on a pickle.”
Fresh: *...*
Oh dear lord the humanity
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)
@@dont7142 let me guess a rick role?
Claim your ticket before he gets striked 👉
My party member calls us extensive pickles
"We polish that turd" - LazarBeam
The best quote I've seen
frl
frl (start chain)
OMG I’m bored
When the fart sounded, subtitles said “applause”
lol
It does actually lol
*clapps* farts
Hahahahaa
Holy **** it did
Today I saw a kid walking by himself, I asked him where his parents were. Gosh I love working at an orphanage.
Teheehee
Orphan obliterator
The second worst thing to happen to those orphans
@@impossible9690 all because an orphan killed his parents...
Lol
Sh** went from 0 to 100 real f****** quick
only OGs will remember when Lazarbeam played Madden 😔
Why did you put a emoji. Is it to symbol that this a "Deep" post. If so it's not.
Don't read my Profile Picture :)
Oh I remember when he did
@@dont9790 cool, I didn’t
Those were the best days
So aussie to not be jumpscared when a spider throws themself’s into your face
I would like to see him use that "SHIELD".
Lol
5:30 Baby Yoda vs DogVader
Yeah I think he’s ok I mean................YEET
5:51 I litteraly screamed my whole house together
1:55 All Australians have said something like this at least 5 times, including myself.
Prove me wrong.
As an Asian, when that dude said “goodnight everyone except for Asians because it’s morning for them” that cracked me up so hard XD
I’m Asian but I thought it’s cause it’s meant to look like our eyes are always closed, hence always being asleep
@@caydenyong2141 yo that would have been hilarious asf
the way he said this boy sus i was like lolllll
Im also Asian，only Asians would understand that phrase
Good morning
Has Captain America shield
Is Australian
Me ‘visible confusion’
Captain Australian
@@green_diamond4913 y e s
@@green_diamond4913 correct
It's not Australian just like it's not captain American. ITS Captain Australia
the second has such a perfectly cut scream
Yeah
2:10
Chris Tyson in this video aged well
0:05 if he had that shield back then, he would've blocked all demonetizations...
SUS
Xd
When Captain America's kid is a gamer
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks.. the
@@LoganGamings sure I guess
Captain Australia
I wish he was still funny
I’m so inspired by lannan I started my own channel!
Lazarbeam: "I'M AN AUSSIE LEGEND!"
Me: Ever "seen a rat that's 8 inches long mate?"
8 inches? For me ummm try 12 inches and then some
@@almanunez3075 That's just fucking scary
If you have watched his old demonitzed videos . He said he a spider phobia. Seems to have vanished after game
@@dhilipans5412true, kinda sus
At least 12 lol
7:11
I swear more than 90% of these are usually always trash but Lazar always makes them a little better
POV: your waiting for scuffed Santa to make a return
yessss
Lol ikr
This is Scuffed Christmas, and I'm Scuffed Santa
@Sriyan Gudisey lol
Nobody:
Colorblind man: I’m bout to pull a pro gamer move
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks...
*If I can get 7k subs by Christmas I could get a better setup, please help me* ❤️🥥
@@Keehan.g well I guess you won’t get a better setup
@@Keehan.g NOOOOOOOO
4:38 is the most savage bloody legend moment in my entire 11 years of living
I love that captain America shield
5:55 OLD THAT SCARED MEEE
Captain Australia: the summer soldier
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks..
Lol
Legendary comment
@@emeraldkma definitely
That name made my week
Lazarbem looks like the guy in class who everybody thinks is smoking weed everytime they go into the bathroom
7:20 This didn't age well... 💀
I was just about to type that 😂
@@thellamapool2328BRO SAME
Yes
i was about to comment this lol
I threw up when the guy spat tomato sauce and mayonnaise onto the sausage.
I was eating breakfast 2 mins before seeing that one
I actually was eating a hotdog 🌭🤣 and threw up
GLIZZIEE
Wow this is a lot of likes-
@@miaallen7036heres another :)
Plot twist: The colourblind ones are the only ones who can solve the cube.
he’s too dangerous to kept alive
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks...
Lol
Lucky me I’m color blind
Color
Petition for lannan to bring back random crap Friday’s
YEEEEEEEES!!!
Lazarbeam is a legend
BRO THATS MY VIDEO ON THE THE THUMBNAIL LMAOOO
Hey
Hey
@@dont7142 dw I won't
Stop lying just because y'all are verified.
No way I smell cap
Fun fact: captain americas shield is made of nokias
Vibrainiom
R/wooooooosh
Lol
I don’t give a f*ck just kidding nice tho
Fun fact: no one asked
Who’s ready for scuffed Santa part 2 ? 😂
You cant get 30 secs into the video without laughing
Lazar: *poops himself*
Ad: lets just give him a female farting with her hands
Edit: Ayo, good shizz with the likes i love y’all. Have a g’day
THERE ACTUALLY WAS AN AD RIGHT AFTER OMG HOW U PREDICT DAT :)))))
:0 MAGICIAN
it was a life wtr ad
HOW THO YOU ARE A MAGIC MAN
69 likes let’s gooooooo
Finally the best series is back for the second time
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks..
@@LoganGamings bro stop it u should get ir channel deleted
*If I can get 7k subs by Christmas I could get a better setup, please help me* ❤️🥥
@@Keehan.g u too
Lazerbeam inspired me to start UA-cam and I wanna thank him 👑🐐
9:40
Illsa: **visible anger**
Here’s to laserbeam through and through
no one:
lazar: im boreeeeedddedd
me: this is gonna be great
@@dont7142 i did it all and thought i was gonna get rickrolled
Lazar: watching tiktoks like always Fresh: whats up guys yes
@SOUL Raz im sorry but this is not funny
@@raghul9685 agreed
*Yo, I I just posted a video and was wondering if I could get some positive feedback and maybe a like* 🥥
Im still waiting for fresh to say whats up guys no
@@Keehan.g YOUR VIDEO STINKS
Inspirational quote by Lazarbeam: “ Polish that terd”
5:48 I GOT ME
As soon as lazerbeam "pood himself" there was an ad. Lol
Helio I have premeami
I have no ad
LazarBeam*
Me too
“Poop”
Ok the next episode of “Will Lazarbeam be Monetized?” tiktok edition.
Bruh. He doesnt swear anymore. Its a given that he will. Now delete this comment :)
@@EBOLAVlRUS the tweet saying fuck it:
@@sem728 thats on twitter my man
@@EBOLAVlRUS nah ima keep it, have a good one though!
@@EBOLAVlRUS that’s not how it works, this is UA-cam. You can get demonized for laughing at a dog barf.
Most iconic quotes of all time
1. “I am Bored” -Lazarbeam
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)
4:29 that girl don't mess with her
Why was everyone clapping tho?
Lazar: Thats the most uncomfortable thing i've seen
also Lazar: **proceeds to put it in the thumbnail**
Day one of trying to get Lazar to walk in on Fresh's stream and say: "Are ya winning son"
He has already done that
@@obievee5919 Fr?
@@roserazor4807 I thought that in one of Fresh’s videos he walked in and said “are ya winning son”
@@obievee5919 idk
I’m earlier than Gemini official to a pre school
DAM
Oh damn
His name is TTV_NUK3out remember that in two years when he has da moat random name ever
Same
71 likes in 10 mins
I like how he's just confused for most of them
“You can spam us with messages, even if it’s 3 A.M. in the morning”
Oh how he will regret saying that
Yesir
ƌ
@F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE yoo phub? link
A spam account my g lol. It’s a scam it’s not a really person. There are some who’s name changes like everyday and they look like one of them
We culd
Lannan out here solving all of our problems
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks..
and our boredom
lazar- (doesnt flinch at all) "you think ima be jump scared by a spider?"
me- (screams and throws phone)IM TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS😭💀
In jessers video he jumped out of his chair
Don't read my PROFILe PICTURÉ :)
I was scared shitless when the spider bit came out of nowhere
ITS MY DAILY “IM BROED (WITH LAZAR)”
Plot Twist: Lannan actually pooped himself but tried to cover it up
I do it too no cap
@@OllieFN92 lmao
@@OllieFN92 pee
pee poo poo
“Pickle pickle!” This is where fresh got his saying.
I guess
This is my 8th time watching this
@Midnight Gaming ur discussting
@Midnight Gaming sorry wrong vid
Pickle ricccccccccccvvccc
2:14 lazar: craps his pants
youtube subtitles: A P P L A U S E
😂
@@jad5341 ha
It actually does is well hahahhahahaha
Lol
You look really handsome. 💓🔞😍💜💚🔴
6:58 funniest thing I've ever saw
Spider: *pulls gun on him*
“You scared now!?”
no
Don't read my Profile Picture :)
If the spider would be a rat because he’s terrified of Rats
2:14 when he sharts turn on closed captions it says "applause"
Ikr
I really regret eating while I was watching 7:50
Lazarbeam:I’m Aussie legend!!!
His upload schedule: um…
>"I'm an aussie LEGEND!"
Mouse: *Does literally anything*
Lazar: *Strange Fear Noises*
true
.
"I've gone and pooed me self!". -Lazarbeam 2020
Q: How do you tell a kangaroos gender
A: You go down under
@David Seda I hate it but I love it
ngl that spider got me real good
5:30 HeY lOoK iT’s ThE gUy FrOm FoRtNiTe 🤣
But you do realize nobody says that tho...
2:09 ouch I felt that one
Lazarbeam once said: "Blue Shirt Guy is leveling up fast!"
That’s a good movie free guy
Haha
5jku6r
j7
Mu5mu5meu5djdut
Hyytjsjutdjut
0:01 - 0:08 the funniest intro ever
"I’ve gone and pooed meself"
Words spoken from a gingerbread man
Why hello old sport
FBI open up say that plz
My favorite sport
:)
@@Dakota-r7f FBI open up
Things that you love to hear
1: I’m bored
2: yeet
5:37 the mandalorian ending LEAKED
3:27 is the best part of this video
My friend's nightmares: I had a dream where my girlfriend left me!
My nightmares: 6:06
Ye ive seen that before i knew it and i skipped 10 secs cuz its midnight and im home alone
@@kylocurkovic3143 lol id probably do the same dude
I can’t believe he still has a soul after being mugged my tommyinnit
Lazar: Doesn't yell at spider jumpscare
Also Lazar: Runs from mouse picture
PRYOCYNICAL IS Arsenal
7:24 lol
“He gonna give us the absolute best stuff” that line aged like milk
4:37 me when my teacher says i have 18 missing assignments
true
Ngl the spider scared the living shit outta me😂😂😂
same that was terrifying
Bruh I just threw my phone
Same
Me too lol
Same jumped
5:48 I admit, that actually got me
Same
i didnt get me
@@claudio1007 *GRAMMAR*
same
@@claudio1007 I did get tho😁
If we didn't have this man we all are dead
That’s super relatable man
Me: laughing
Lazar: not laughing
Me not funny
didn't laugh
@@terrarianranger5422 i didn’t laugh, but nobody cares if you laughed or didn’t
@@taimbruh brah he can say that if he wants Fortnite kid stfu
SIMP
@@tandicabascom755 what?
Tryint to scare an Australian with a spider is like trying to scare a Russian with a gun
that made me piss my pants ngl XD
That video scared the the fuck outta me
@Holl ywood bro stop begging no one is going to support u they’ll only bring hate
@@MrDemise- Same bro
Or an American achool
“If you hit it at the wrong angle, you-“
[POP]
“AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Actually happened to me but not in the same pose i heard a loud pop
I don’t get it. Sorry
@@elk1827 The joke is that when guys sit down at an angle you crush your balls, and this joke was that when he sat down, he popped his ballsack. Unfortunately, as a guy, I can confirm that if you sit at the wrong angle, you crush your balls, it hurts like shit, and women don’t know what the fuck they are talking about when they say “Men don’t feel pain”
@@evanlarsen-chaney2301 I have never experienced that. Glad. Real glad
@@elk1827 Yeah, your lucky. Once sat down on a plastic seat, felt like I broke my balls, had to go to the restroom to check on em lmao. Hurt like fuck tho.
honestly almost shat myself after the spider thing (arachnaphobia sucks)
it still gets me