Kenny ★ in the one comment you try to get them likes, which is kinda childish (and yes its just what it is, this ellen loop thingy is on every video many times) and in the other comment you hate about children watching childish youtubers. thats immature, imo.
Clarence Basco and why is that? you dont even read my first post, did you? the guy im replying to was hating in another comment in a very childish way and then tries to pick up like with comments like this. like being positive which he really isnt
JoshHoPersonal I was thinking the same thing but the hair! She should have a bob atleast and the pink with brown roots sticking out??? Ruins her whole elegant aesthetic
I really hope this does not become a regular segment. Ellen's show is too nice to have this game played properly. They probably omit many of the card options to keep it appropriate and otherwise boring.
Victor Charles what they mean is why play a game famous for its raunchy and offensive humour if its going to be so watered down and unfunny. Yeah there are broadcasting standards and all but why air it if it's so unlikable and unfunny. It's like watching southpark without any swearing, dick jokes, ass jokes, fart jokes, celebrity scandal/controversy jokes, government scandal/controversy jokes, sex jokes, and last but not least racist jokes. Its a watered down, unfunny, unlikable, and an overall shitty experience.(P.S. please do not take offense to this i respect your opinion and i hope you understand and respect mine.)
Victor Charles as i stated that reply was entirely my opinion. I will say you made very well said and valid points. But as I said in my earlier reply I respect and hell, I even agree with some of your points but I stand by my points and opinions as you clearly do as well.(another P.S. I thank you for your well written and thought out response. I also thank for how maturely you handled this situation. And for the fact that you wrote down actual points and not not just meaningless insults. Thank you)
I played this game for the first time in my life at a cabin with my university's theater group two weekends ago and we all came up with some weird and hysterical things on the white cards to combine with the sentences on the black cards, I was laughing so hard the whole time during the game! I am thinking of having this game as my wish for Christmas and hopefully get my own family to play it, definitely one of the funniest games I've ever played! :)
+DajXXa Cards Against Humanity should only be played with your friends...unless your family has a hilariously twisted sense of humor and isn't easily offended.
Okay this was hilarious... Ellen should definitely do this again with other celebrity guests!! 10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The Walking Dead? Mockingjay? Harry Potter? and more... Take a look around my channel if you'd like! I'd really appreciate it. Thanks guys..
No, Ellen should not do this again. This is not how Cards Against Humanity is meant to be played. It supposed to be funny because it's very rude and a party game, usually played when drunk. Playing with cards as tame as these is just boring.
Mr. President of the United Potatoes practically, but they cleaned it up tremendously using safer answers. this game is extremely graphics and hilarious if you can get over some sensitivity and handle a little dark humor.
***** lol. I mean, realistically the game does have jokes based on touchy issues. But if you have a little bit of tough skin and can handle it, you should be good.
I bet the cards they have are the only ones they can show on TV. I have this game and you'd be hard pressed to find ones you'd actually be able to show.
I have no problem with it being tame. I just think everyone ordering it online because 'it seems fun for the grandkids' is in for a real big surprise...
Mcprojoe hahahahah oh my god. you do realize he's a real person that went to college and people in college smoke and drink and my sister happened to go to that same college as this guy who created a really popular game and the fact that you think i care enough to lie about a connection i have with some inventor of a popular game is hilarious
I play the “Darkest Dungeon” version... a party usually has a Vampire, A mutant crocodile, or giant f***ing mosquitoes, a romantic date would be incomplete without A pelagic fish monster, a hideous shape shifter, or a half human insectoid who drinks corrupted blood, I drink to forget The cyclopian ruins, the unholy undead, or the voices echoing from pig like demons, so on.
These are probably the tamest cards in the deck.
I'm pretty sure they premade those because the real deck is 50x worse.
OH yeah. But still, this is a tv show that kids watch. Kinda hard to put an adult game on a show without picking through the pile :P
eh.. there's a lot of tame cards still, I mean yes there's some really extreme cards too
Oh yeah! Hahha
OfficialMuffin If you thinks that's offensive, then go watch theRPGMinx play CAH =_=
The miracle of childbirth is funny because that's always what happens at parties in the sims
You're amazing
+Kanigye1 OMG XD
I died at your comment.
That just happened to me in sims right now? Well they just went into labor xD
When my mom was pregnant with me, her water broke at her baby shower. True story.
Oooooohhh... "I drink to forget the miracle of childbirth" would've been good.
that's what I said!!
OK with the in. Cwgg
+DoppelDragon I think a romantic dinner would be incomplete without the miracle of childbirth
+Lucio Nemirovsky me too
That's the father's watching their wives giving birth.
The cards I always get are nowhere near this clean. There is a lot of weird stuff.
they probably removed the worst ones
Midgets shitting in a bucket
Wuwlf
Coathanger abortions
"The biggest blackest dick"
Dead babies
They needs the fucked up cards... Like it's not Cards Against Humanity unless it's racist, crude, and has dead baby jokes!
yessss!!!
+lawrence kragh replying to your own comment.... Nice....
+lawrence kragh dead baby jokes never win though unless the fill in the blank is "I always discard_______"
it wont be allowed on tv not even the deepweb
s3odXX1 not allowed on the deepweb? you are a fucking moron
" You win a blender."
" I have, like, five."
rich people problems XD
MewMewWinx Emo
Rich people problems. Like the kind of people that find such a pointless game funny. These people have had a great life.
Pamela Lopez news flash genius, all games are pointless. You shouldn't have stopped going to school.
someone got triggered
This was too clean
The limitations of television.
God bless TV Airing limitations, if only if it had to be Cards Against Humanity.
ducky7jas Its a fucking family show... not a CNN brodcast.
SUCKER FOR PAIN No way, really?... I wasn't aware of that -_-
F
I drink to forget Alcoholism.
QuikVidGuy I drink to forget my amnesia.
caramba LP I drink to forget to drink to forget to drink to forget to drink to forget... perpetual sentencion
I drink to forget rehab.
I drink to forget Rehab
One time I was playing and someone did "I drink to forget Auschwitz"
I'm supposed to be doing something productive, but stuck at the Ellen loop. Thanks Ellen.
Kenny ★ in the one comment you try to get them likes, which is kinda childish (and yes its just what it is, this ellen loop thingy is on every video many times) and in the other comment you hate about children watching childish youtubers. thats immature, imo.
Atze Karsten I don't know you?
Atze Karsten What is childish about it? You are the childish one tbh.
Clarence Basco and why is that? you dont even read my first post, did you? the guy im replying to was hating in another comment in a very childish way and then tries to pick up like with comments like this. like being positive which he really isnt
Atze Karsten You seriously just said he is immature for nothing.
I wonder how many people picked up the game after seeing this only to see how crass it can really get.
+Matthew Schell Seriously, this session was INSANELY tame
TheMegoShow That's my point.
I assume you mean that they'd be shocked by the true nature of the game, right?
TheMegoShow Ya
+goblin123 Even those are tame if you look at the expansion pack cards online.
How did daddy issues not win?
TheCrazyMango82 Because lesbians are typically wracked with them.
+Omni Wings what the fuck dude
rude
Silver Spikes lol my moms fucking dead
Hazel Elyse nice face
I DRINK TO FORGET BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER
YASSSSSS! I was thinking the same thing!
YESSSS
Thank you
one thing that hit me hard is that Nicole is effing elegant... like.. jesus christ look
i scrolled down to see if someone would say it, i was thinking the same thing!
JoshHoPersonal I was thinking the same thing but the hair! She should have a bob atleast and the pink with brown roots sticking out??? Ruins her whole elegant aesthetic
I have recently watched Great News and Nicole is in that, I must say she is like a a dainty fairy type creature which totally shocked me.
"I drink to forget _______" I all i could think of was Dean Winchester
I just randomly thought of watermelon
Right!!! That is the only logical response.
Yesssss!!!
I was thinking The Deformed
+Bee Winchester You. I like you.
The cast of 50 shades of grey should do this haha
People laugh at literally every answer. What kind of fucking world do we live in.
HeavenHammer true that's me too
HeavenHammer a funny one i guess?
a world where people dont know about youtube and the sidemen
I drink to forget. Period.
Dev that’s deep man
I really hope this does not become a regular segment. Ellen's show is too nice to have this game played properly. They probably omit many of the card options to keep it appropriate and otherwise boring.
TootsieTheTina I'm pretty sure "I drink to forget____" *"The Jews"* would go down great on national TV.
***** *
I think one of my favorite combos that I've done was "I drink to forget alcoholism"
"I drink to forget... Daddy issues"
Supernatural anybody?
Isabella Munoz lmao spn for sure
This is heavily cherry picked cards
yup and there were no blank cards
Victor Charles what they mean is why play a game famous for its raunchy and offensive humour if its going to be so watered down and unfunny. Yeah there are broadcasting standards and all but why air it if it's so unlikable and unfunny. It's like watching southpark without any swearing, dick jokes, ass jokes, fart jokes, celebrity scandal/controversy jokes, government scandal/controversy jokes, sex jokes, and last but not least racist jokes. Its a watered down, unfunny, unlikable, and an overall shitty experience.(P.S. please do not take offense to this i respect your opinion and i hope you understand and respect mine.)
Victor Charles as i stated that reply was entirely my opinion. I will say you made very well said and valid points. But as I said in my earlier reply I respect and hell, I even agree with some of your points but I stand by my points and opinions as you clearly do as well.(another P.S. I thank you for your well written and thought out response. I also thank for how maturely you handled this situation. And for the fact that you wrote down actual points and not not just meaningless insults. Thank you)
Ellen picked the left one every time... and a left eye is on the 1-dollar bill. Illuminati confirmed.
I thought from the thumbnail it was Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth and Jena Malone!
So basically it was just a PG-13 version of the game...(sigh) nevertheless it was cool!
I played this game for the first time in my life at a cabin with my university's theater group two weekends ago and we all came up with some weird and hysterical things on the white cards to combine with the sentences on the black cards, I was laughing so hard the whole time during the game! I am thinking of having this game as my wish for Christmas and hopefully get my own family to play it, definitely one of the funniest games I've ever played! :)
+Didrick Namtvedt Oh, what an awkward time that would be.
+Andrew Gonzalez dont play it with your family....
it
gets
dirty
+DajXXa Cards Against Humanity should only be played with your friends...unless your family has a hilariously twisted sense of humor and isn't easily offended.
I watched Ellen play cards against humanity. My life is complete.
At 1:43, Julianne and Derek getting on their chairs was so synchronised!
ellen never fails to kill a trend/meme
I spit out my coffee from laughing at "daddy issues". LOL I love this game!
"What never fails to liven up a party?"
A life of sadness and grave robbing
A watered down, kid-friendly version of Cards Against Humanity is not a real game of Cards Against Humanity.
This ruined the game for me they didnt have messed up cards
_"A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without..."_
*_"your weird brother"_*
ELLEN YOULL NEVER NOTICE ME BUT I LOVE YOU 😭😭😍
SHE MIGHT YOU NEVER NO
manisha reddy NOTICE ME SENPAI
4 years and still waiting, maybe one day my dude
They should play this every week
The siblings mounted the chair the same way
But... but I wanted a blender.
:(
“I drink to forget but I always remember.” - Brandon Rogers 👏🏻
My favorite one ever was...What never fails to liven up a party?....Slapping a biscuit out of an Orphans Mouth
These are not explicit enough
Cards against humanity is basically the adult apples to apples
i love cards against humanity
I hate you.
You can just tell they picked the cutest cards so they would get mothers to still watch
I like how they all kept putting them in the exact same order the entire time so it would be obvious who picked what.
This was really funny! XD
Ellen should have Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester) on the show sometime.
nicole should have waited and used "the miracle of child birth" for "I drink to forget ____" hahahahaha
A can of whoop ass was a great answer! 😂😂😂😂
After playing this game at Christmas, I confirm for Ellen they made sure the cards were all G rated!
That's dress is Gold And White… right?
😂😂😂
Adam banks-scott ow beh🔛🔙🔚♑⏰⏰
Gold,white and black
Where blue at?
I see blue and gold
nigga
Anybody else think of dean winchester from supernatural when "daddy issues" popped up?
This is about as tame as this game can get
You are amazing Ellen!! I cant watch your shows live but i watch it here on UA-cam every night😍
“I drink to forget _____”
Card: ANNE FRANK
The funniest question and answer when I played was “How did I lose my virginity?”
Someone put “bees?”
Markiplier would have won, even though he wasn't there
I drink to forget ______.
Alcoholism
She can now mix drinks to forget about the lumberjack-fantasies.
Daddy issues card coming from the main daddy himself 😍
Okay this was hilarious... Ellen should definitely do this again with other celebrity guests!!
10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The Walking Dead? Mockingjay? Harry Potter? and more... Take a look around my channel if you'd like! I'd really appreciate it. Thanks guys..
good ideaa
I know absolutely everything to know about Harry Potter but I'll watch to see if maybe I don't.
I know absolutely everything to know about Harry Potter but I'll watch to see if maybe I don't.
Dustin Somebody Good luck! :)
No, Ellen should not do this again. This is not how Cards Against Humanity is meant to be played. It supposed to be funny because it's very rude and a party game, usually played when drunk. Playing with cards as tame as these is just boring.
So this is basically Apples to Apples
Mr. President of the United Potatoes
practically, but they cleaned it up tremendously using safer answers. this game is extremely graphics and hilarious if you can get over some sensitivity and handle a little dark humor.
*****
lol. I mean, realistically the game does have jokes based on touchy issues. But if you have a little bit of tough skin and can handle it, you should be good.
i once got “this is your captain speaking,fasten your seatbelts and prepare for september 11th 2011”😭💀
*ellen gives her the blender* "I have like 5" 😑😂😂
The blender was actually quite an appropriate gift, because honey, she gotta learn how to blend that eyeshadow.
"My humps"...oh my gosh...from PEWDS!!!
Marzia said romantic dinner wouldn't be complete without peeing a little bit
I drink to forget but I always remember-Brandon Rogers 😂
The miracle of childbirth. Everyone who has watched Scream Queens will understand
Adore Derek and Julianne 😂❤️ this was way to clean though.
The last one is more like "I drink to [get] lumberjack fantasies."
1:29 but I always remember
Her winning the blender was kinda funny ... like really a blender? so random lol
she laughed hard at puberty and still didnt pick it lol i laughed at it too god dammit
I bet the cards they have are the only ones they can show on TV. I have this game and you'd be hard pressed to find ones you'd actually be able to show.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ebola
This was too clean for cards against humanity
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ___. " .... Candles, candles... "
(I don't know why I thought of that... forgive me)
I have no problem with it being tame.
I just think everyone ordering it online because 'it seems fun for the grandkids' is in for a real big surprise...
Haha Julianne always wins. She won that Lipsync Battle against Derek too lol. I love CAH
“I have like 5” damn then just give it to the poor and b thankful lol
The miracle of childbirth would have been perfect for all three. LOL
This is basically the not safe for work version of Apples to Apples
aww man i was hoping for the real raunchy cards xD
They took away the good ones because they're not allowed to be shown on tv
+Your Mom thanks mom
She won a blender.. so random lol!!
I just realized;cards against humanity is just an adult version of apples to apples 🤷♀️
this should be a regular segment on Ellens show
there should be a game show thats just celebrities playing cards against humanity
Who else got annoyed by the girl who always took forever
lmao what??? she took like 10 seconds most tf
What never fails to lighten up the party?
Bees?
demonseed360 Puberty!
my sister's friend from college invented this game. she said she bought beer and weed from him😂
Maria Buxton Do people still try to troll? It's 2015...give it up already.
♥MissPeppermint♥
what..? look him up. let me know if he went to Goucher College in Maryland
Maria Buxton Max Temkin, a co-creator of CAH did attend Goucher College. You can find his blog here- blog.maxistentialism.com/
Hunter Cupp proves nothing. She could have looked up the same information
Mcprojoe
hahahahah oh my god. you do realize he's a real person that went to college and people in college smoke and drink and my sister happened to go to that same college as this guy who created a really popular game and the fact that you think i care enough to lie about a connection i have with some inventor of a popular game is hilarious
geoff drinks to forget he has a life
the last one was the best 😂😂😂
The second round made me think of Supernatural. :'D
More of Cards Against Humanity please 😄😄
Cards Against Humanity: Child Friendly Edition
I play the “Darkest Dungeon” version... a party usually has a Vampire, A mutant crocodile, or giant f***ing mosquitoes, a romantic date would be incomplete without A pelagic fish monster, a hideous shape shifter, or a half human insectoid who drinks corrupted blood, I drink to forget The cyclopian ruins, the unholy undead, or the voices echoing from pig like demons, so on.
And two women can’t create a baby together, no miracle with that union
I drink to forget the miracle of childbirth.
Ellen please do more cards against humanity it's hilarious
Without a can of whoop-ass 😂😂
Nicole would have used the "Miracle of childbirth" card for all 3 questions lbr
It's like apples to apples for adults