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  • Опубліковано 15 січ 2025

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  • @scottlund4562
    @scottlund4562 10 років тому +308

    The "Twilight, New Moon" Poster behind him adds tremendous irony to each sacred word said and completely cracks me up!

    • @scottlund4562
      @scottlund4562 3 роки тому +8

      7 years later and laughing again, thanks!

    • @inlakesh555
      @inlakesh555 Рік тому +1

      And the indian OM-sign😂

    • @GO0DWOLF
      @GO0DWOLF Рік тому +2

      If those scars on his chest are what I think they are, that's a man you want to listen to.

    • @scottlund4562
      @scottlund4562 Рік тому +1

      @GO0DWOLF Never noticed...and damn, you think he went through that cerimony?? If so, respect 🙏

  • @bradzamora4424
    @bradzamora4424 10 років тому +203

    "If you can touch a man with your chief downstairs, you're the greatest warrior of all time. I did that TWICE."

  • @dannykwandibens
    @dannykwandibens 12 років тому +100

    "First thing, it can't be your cousin"
    Impossible living on the rez!! Lmao

    • @io9671
      @io9671 2 роки тому +1

      Honest to god man

  • @AlexCowlesMusic
    @AlexCowlesMusic 4 роки тому +87

    "Better hope she's not Ojibwe." LMAO

    • @CheyBixby
      @CheyBixby Рік тому

      MTazjfhrkvbrvekdbevfnfbhdkfbdbfk

    • @Footsiesteehee
      @Footsiesteehee 10 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aristognat
    @aristognat 10 років тому +56

    "One day I'll pray about it, he'll tell me" lol

  • @ojibway44
    @ojibway44 9 років тому +43

    lol! the stuff that would make crazy horse jealous, ganna use that line

  • @kennywatchman2130
    @kennywatchman2130 6 років тому +54

    "you're gonna get all snagged up in all sorts of nasty ways," 😂😂😂

  • @percyclarke5497
    @percyclarke5497 3 роки тому +17

    The blanket for a door to the bedroom makes this so Real.....:>)

  • @nyomistone6529
    @nyomistone6529 10 років тому +47

    Lmao my ojib name is Aabitawaa-Giizhigookwe. That'd be on both arms!! Haha

  • @Jbritto
    @Jbritto Рік тому +2

    The realest part of this sketch is always the sheets hanging up in the doorways.😂

  • @carollido8742
    @carollido8742 11 місяців тому +1

    He has turned out to be one of the finest comedians I've ever seen or heard and I can't stand them
    I love him and I can't get enough. The best is the scene between him and Uncle Browny in Rez dogs.

  • @swiftmidk9night918
    @swiftmidk9night918 8 років тому +19

    "Run around naked flopping in the wind screaming at the enemy screaming oH-wahhh oh-waahhhh" XD Lol

    • @utej.k.bemsel4777
      @utej.k.bemsel4777 4 роки тому +2

      If i were the enemy i would have laughed me to death!

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 2 роки тому

      @@utej.k.bemsel4777 That, or you'd decide "You know what, I haven't laughed that hard in ages, y'all win."

  • @ebonylilyofzion177
    @ebonylilyofzion177 3 роки тому +27

    When the women were talking over laundry had me dying😭😭😭😂😂😂😂. And when she walked in and grabbed the baby😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣obviously I'm a mother who's been in this situation LOL

  • @AMStatic
    @AMStatic 9 років тому +21

    The strangling a dog comment almost made me pee my pants. You guys are the best.

  • @SharkWayne
    @SharkWayne 13 років тому +18

    "first, thing you do is to get some miracle whip and you have to put it..."
    funniest line ever. lol

  • @itsonlymyopinionok8115
    @itsonlymyopinionok8115 10 років тому +28

    I've got tears over here man, you rock Dallas! LoL ..

  • @ebonylilyofzion177
    @ebonylilyofzion177 3 роки тому +10

    "We went to bingo" "did you win?" "No" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gunuin
    @gunuin 11 років тому +28

    "And just run flopping like the wind, right towards the enemy"

  • @WhoddaWhaddu
    @WhoddaWhaddu 12 років тому +15

    This is the funniest video I've seen of you all. My face hurts from laughing. I had to rewind the video because I laughed over scenes so many times.

  • @toniagarcia3247
    @toniagarcia3247 4 роки тому +4

    Dang just made my day, cracking up and then have to go back and watch it again
    Lol bigtime.

  • @julieklett6751
    @julieklett6751 10 років тому +12

    Hilarious! Perfect remedy for a bad day. Dallas rocks.

  • @GWGoin
    @GWGoin 3 роки тому +8

    I needed a good laugh...thank you uncle dallas

  • @baddogma
    @baddogma 2 роки тому +6

    I have been practicing the song, I already have five women after me....and a coyote.

  • @meluciferthrasher13
    @meluciferthrasher13 Рік тому +3

    Lmao!!!! “She can’t be your cousin…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “All snagged up…”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Omg….you’re too much!!!
    Thanks for the laughs!!!

  • @inlakesh555
    @inlakesh555 Рік тому +2

    Strangling and cooking a dog in under one hour😂🤣👍

  • @Happy_HIbiscus
    @Happy_HIbiscus 10 років тому +13

    "your buddies drop downstairs there!" LOL YA'LL !

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS 2 роки тому +4

    Seeing the evolution from this to his character in Reservation Dogs is amazing!

  • @rheannaslzr11
    @rheannaslzr11 11 років тому +11

    That New Moon Movie Poster Tho!! Lol!!

  • @vikinglore1066
    @vikinglore1066 2 роки тому +2

    Hilarious! Man I was rollin..well done!

  • @moirhann
    @moirhann 4 роки тому +5

    OMG this incredible!!!! we need a dose of this comedy DAILY!!!

  • @iliveinthewoods
    @iliveinthewoods Рік тому +1

    😂👏🔥❤️
    Aho, young warriors! My name is William Knifeman!
    🐴💩🤨🪶

  • @thetewaofficial
    @thetewaofficial 9 років тому +2

    The song made me laugh so hard!!! I dropped my phone!

  • @celestedemure9800
    @celestedemure9800 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂 You had me at the thumbnail! WTH is with the Twilight poster 😂 The form the lines. Get snagged up!

  • @myplaylist.1121
    @myplaylist.1121 2 роки тому +3

    Dallas Goldtooth. Comedy genius!

  • @randybugger3006
    @randybugger3006 Рік тому

    I love this. I laugh more watching this than I do anything else. Beautiful.

  • @TuleeMaster
    @TuleeMaster 5 років тому +7

    Classic Rez door. Lmao. Dudes need to keep making vids

  • @brokenhipster69
    @brokenhipster69 10 років тому +12

    Strangely, my uncle Vern had the same talk with.

    • @rjdiggs738
      @rjdiggs738 5 років тому

      Elias Alias Jr
      Hello terry! Lol

  • @jcgreyday
    @jcgreyday 13 років тому +6

    I've touched many of my enemies with my "chief down there". But always with my deer skin protection on, tanka size. I wouldn't want any enemy diseases... LOL

  • @snootsnooterton2089
    @snootsnooterton2089 9 років тому +11

    Dallas is hilarious

  • @icebloodxxx13
    @icebloodxxx13 12 років тому +2

    You see that? This the stuff that would make crazy horse jealous!

  • @ApacheLife5465
    @ApacheLife5465 12 років тому +3

    "Apache Gold Casino" haha nice t shirt. San Carlos Apache here.

  • @caniedae
    @caniedae 13 років тому +1

    nice new moon twilight in the background during your "man" talk XD

  • @shyannepassley3977
    @shyannepassley3977 10 років тому +13

    Flopping like the wind omg roflmao

  • @888jackflash
    @888jackflash 11 місяців тому

    Just discovered you guys. Awesome.

  • @maryramirez2843
    @maryramirez2843 2 роки тому

    What a great laugh relief, you are hilarious.

  • @ojibway44
    @ojibway44 11 років тому +2

    oh my goodness, strait crazy and loving it.

  • @canadablue3
    @canadablue3 12 років тому +4

    Dallas Goldtooth is hilarious

  • @Lady_Omni
    @Lady_Omni 3 роки тому +1

    omg that blanket door 😆

  • @BustaMustangStyle
    @BustaMustangStyle 12 років тому +1

    He said your at the age when you start thinkin about women an hour balls drop an voice change. Then I seen it was a little baby I just laugh like crazy smh lol good video

  • @funnynative
    @funnynative 13 років тому +1

    Dallas you are one funny cat! xoxo

  • @jamesetal7088
    @jamesetal7088 Рік тому

    Good info for any Bar Mitzvah.

  • @pt4076
    @pt4076 6 років тому +1

    Lmao! What muscle? Points to chest and says hair. 😂😂😂

  • @THEInkaholicink
    @THEInkaholicink 13 років тому +1

    LOL! This skin cracks me up, Luv ya brother!

  • @MrJlhhagood2
    @MrJlhhagood2 3 роки тому +2

    Funniest dude on UA-cam. Sad it's the first I've seen this vids 10 yrs old crazy

  • @rickhenry8760
    @rickhenry8760 5 років тому +1

    I'll pass that on to my Grandkids... They call me Chief Whatthehey...

  • @jasminenetsena
    @jasminenetsena 5 років тому +1

    Second restraining order lol

  • @WMAT77LL
    @WMAT77LL 10 років тому +5

    Uncle dallas haha :D awesome

  • @yaa63
    @yaa63 3 роки тому +3

    ...hey...wait a min....are you the "spirit guide" in Reservation Dogs on Hulu???

    • @realiteaohansi3341
      @realiteaohansi3341 3 роки тому +1

      He is!

    • @yaa63
      @yaa63 3 роки тому +1

      @@realiteaohansi3341 ...so coooooool...hey, thanks!!!

  • @loxleybattle2591
    @loxleybattle2591 2 роки тому

    Amazing. Bravo

  • @cindywagner4623
    @cindywagner4623 Рік тому

    Loved this.

  • @learrus
    @learrus Рік тому

    Thanks I needed that talk

  • @AnastasiaRomanov-w9x
    @AnastasiaRomanov-w9x 3 місяці тому

    That baby is adorable.

  • @kolaiktomi
    @kolaiktomi Рік тому +4

    It's been a few years since I came to say Hi, but that was actually one of my uncles when I was maybe 9. He went on and on about holding Wounded Knee, which was interesting, then would wander off into a rant about not stepping in deer turds and how to properly collect firewood while hunting for food to feed a wife in the same run-on sentence. I respect my elders, but the guy was a weird one.

  • @1NaturalMystik1
    @1NaturalMystik1 10 років тому +2

    thats pretty damn funny, what makes it even funnier is that any guy thats babysat a little boy does the same thing loll.

  • @aybzlm4172
    @aybzlm4172 9 років тому +3

    Pure muscle right hurrr!!

  • @herbpicotte
    @herbpicotte 13 років тому

    OUTSTANDING!!!!!

  • @coreydemarce4652
    @coreydemarce4652 2 роки тому

    That was awesome!

  • @KillBill-oj9cb
    @KillBill-oj9cb Рік тому

    Man I needed to hear this💯😭💔😂😂

  • @hopedunkel2298
    @hopedunkel2298 2 роки тому

    Haha! Not your cousin! Your name in hickeys! Oh my god!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @wiredforstereo
    @wiredforstereo 2 роки тому

    Welp, now we know where William Knife Man came from.

  • @snake_eagle
    @snake_eagle 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣 second restraining order

  • @erikab5412
    @erikab5412 Рік тому +1

    I might actually die, this is so brilliant 👻

  • @adamcook3874
    @adamcook3874 11 років тому

    You guys are Amazing Funny

  • @Matchhead1984
    @Matchhead1984 13 років тому

    Great stuff!!

  • @jackiewhite7959
    @jackiewhite7959 10 років тому +6

    LOL at the end we see how old Noah is

    • @1Cnugget
      @1Cnugget 4 роки тому

      Lol yeah he was saying all of that to a lil kid

    • @bagboy7944
      @bagboy7944 3 роки тому

      Yup me

  • @cheetobandido8124
    @cheetobandido8124 7 років тому +1

    👍 More Man Talk 👍 😂

  • @redandwhyte
    @redandwhyte 13 років тому

    lmao thats a pretty sweet looking bedroom door!!!!!

  • @lindacensi2750
    @lindacensi2750 3 роки тому

    Oh my ! He was explain all those things to a bebè 😂😂😂😂

  • @weronikasito3069
    @weronikasito3069 3 роки тому +2

    Dziekuje za cudowne slowa,pelne sily i mądrości ,pozdrawiam goraco duzo zdrowia oraz blogoslawienstw Weronika Sito Tychy Polska, jestes przecudowny, jestem z wami sercem i umyslem🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🦬🦬🦬🦬🦅🦅🦅🦅❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣jestes przezabawnym mezczyznom i bardzo atrakcyjnym😘💋💋💋💋💋💕💕💕💕💕💟💟💟💟💟❤❤❤

  • @vanesabonanza
    @vanesabonanza 3 роки тому +1

    2:50 🤣🤣🤣 💀

  • @vickydupree8871
    @vickydupree8871 3 роки тому

    Im loving this

  • @miigiizianakwit532
    @miigiizianakwit532 3 роки тому

    Dallas, too funny!!

  • @kateenaclarke4416
    @kateenaclarke4416 2 роки тому

    Ok you lost me at dog 🐶 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrissandoval7675
    @chrissandoval7675 3 роки тому

    yep, still holds up.

  • @uushe
    @uushe 13 років тому

    i had the same talk growing up!! lol

  • @Nurauq
    @Nurauq 4 роки тому

    The New Moon poster though 😂

  • @judsojourn7050
    @judsojourn7050 Рік тому

    ok i completely lost my sh** at 'she must be able to... 😂

  • @RainbowManyColors
    @RainbowManyColors 13 років тому +1

    I love it! 75% of her own teeth huh--Damn that leaves me out.....

  • @dougwinn7662
    @dougwinn7662 3 роки тому

    Dude he hilarious

  • @nativeone619
    @nativeone619 11 років тому +1

    OMFG!!!!! Fuckin HILARIOUUUS!!!
    ALL SNAGGED UP!!!!

  • @Glitchoone
    @Glitchoone 12 років тому

    Hahahaha!! Just asking here can I get some Apache love, I need to reconnect with my tribe

  • @mysticwitch7071
    @mysticwitch7071 3 роки тому +1

    Haha, you are a very attractive, strong Warrior.. I love you, Dear😘💪💕🇩🇪🙏🤣🤣🤣

  • @WallBreakerOfficial
    @WallBreakerOfficial 3 роки тому

    Must share this song with the people.

  • @tikilove2241
    @tikilove2241 8 років тому +2

    Hahaha that twilight poster tho xD

  • @SallyDosela
    @SallyDosela 13 років тому +3

    hahaha how bout that song lol

  • @FunnyNatives360
    @FunnyNatives360 13 років тому

    Hahahaha crazy, i had no idea that it was a lil boy. hahaha

  • @RobertXPhotography
    @RobertXPhotography 2 роки тому

    This guy is hilarious lol

  • @chipahjogwinndeznicaz619
    @chipahjogwinndeznicaz619 5 років тому +1

    Real ndns with sheets as doors. That’s that good way of life that ooold way.

  • @hoodlum1955
    @hoodlum1955 2 роки тому

    What a gem

  • @lindamyers1386
    @lindamyers1386 5 років тому +1

    Native comedy is the best. LOL