Spore but evolution has failed
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- Time to play god in Spore, I am not a good god
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Edited by @Kippesoep001 and Kevin
Beats by Chuki: / chukimusic
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*Attacks child* *Parent fights back* Kevin: why? I'm attacking your child, Not you.
Bruh based, I hate when that happens like if I wanted a more difficult fight I would have attacked you directly 🙄
game: care to make them a friend?
kevin: EAT THEM IN FRONT OF THEIR F A M I L Y
Introverts be like:
@@mauterra1837 truuu
classic Kevin 😁
THEN EAT THEY’RE FAMILY TOO.
Kevin is just hungry
and that's the way he knows how makes friends
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*"I don't know how to make friends, I wasn't raised this way. I just eat everything,"*
Actually me 😂
@@fluffy3652 the sims pc cheat abused be like a
you just quoting me or what
God: Okay, we’ll give him scal-
Kevin: Eyes
God: What? No I-
Kevin: *Eyes!*
Oh Kos, grant us eyes
"On second though he needs more legs."
Fuck your "god", anyway.
this comment is underrated
@@tenebraemachina
I won't let you get away with that blood borne reference!
0:47 this is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
mattyriver this is what my peninsula looks like 😏
Dragon King See a doctor
Believe me it hasn't even begun to peak. And when it does all of philadelphia will know.
*eye deal
Your profile picture goes so well with this comment
"Do the diddly" Is the best pickup line, tbh.
Normal player: ok, ill put two legs, tow arms and two eyes. ok that looks good.
Kevin: Hmmmm, 50 legs, 0 arms, and 50 eyes, its beautiful.
300th liker
350th liker
Wooden Chair
512th liker
69th liker
620 Liker
Kevin always creates awful creatures and then repeatedly says he's scared of them lol I love it
Yeeeah just like my mom
I love you to
Just like emperor Palpatine
If even you finds it horrific then you did a good job. lol
What ever you say right lane
Watching your creatures physically hurt me
Joy Swanson I think you spelled jog Swanson wrong
@@reagangray9137 jog spinson
More like SPORE RAGNAROK
Spore Ragnarok? More like *_B O R E R A G N A R O K_*
@@superotto073 bore ragnorok more like kevin ragnotok right haha
🤣🤣🤣
Magnus chase XD
dragon lover Kevin Ravnatok? More like... bad..game... Right, guys?
What you've just created is essentially a schizophrenic's rendition of a Praying Mantis
Evolution has failed in spore? How rare.
The randomness of evolution tends to converge and create dozens of unrelated PENIS MONSTERS
isn't it kinda normal for evolution to fail in spores?
i think its more rare for evolution to go right in spore... it seems to fail more often than it succeeds.
Did you see that thing flying 2 miles above us? Yes; it is the joke soaring up high above your head.
yes penis monsters. just yes.
Hey, my eyes are up here. No, my I mean my fifth pair of eyes.
*“hello, would you like to do the diddly?”* is going to be stuck in my head for weeks 😂😂
puck: created
evolution: failed
sneaking: impossible
new species: eaten
notifications: on
Mr original hotel: trivago
@@trashykoneko261 damnit you beat me to the joke
Dang it you beat me to being beaten to the joke
I was beaten to being beat to the joke being beaten to joke the to beaten being
What
*BEETS*
what the puck
it's Jim's ancestor
*Jam Puckins*
Nightpacer1 ja’am puckins
Nightpacer1 🅱️hat 🅱️he 🅱️uck
🅱️t’s 🅱️im’s 🅱️ncestor
🅱️am 🅱️uckins
*What the puck man*
Shuru10 puck off
"And the thing that attacked me was ugly too"
I freaking died
r/Suicidebywords
Kevin, I implore you to make this into a series. I love Spore so much and you are literally the funniest human being on this planet. Please.
datguynz he doesn’t need to know the specifics shhhhhh
"He's picking it up with his hands and feeding it to the back of his knees" I'm dead 😂
"It's clearly not working so I guess it's nature trying to figure out what's going on."
Basically how evolution works in a nutshell.
Keep playing this please. I wanna see the pucks go to space.
Puck Rogers
mistyfog24 The space federation would just eliminate them as soon as they saw those disgusting creatures.
Renatinho It would be fun to watch then haha
Most underrated UA-camr
CrashGG He deserves a million at least like Daz Black
AGREEDDD! THIS GUY MAKES MY DAY EVERYDAY
this video was really _insightful_
Ah eye see what you mean
*facepalm
The sight to see predators is a gift. The sight to see yourself is a curse
2deep4me
blarg2429 that’s what she said
"Being a murderer works out for once"
What do you mean *once*
I haven't played this in years omg, I love this game, childhood. Favorite is the tribal stage for me. Never once beat it due to my fear of galaxy aliens, and my computer always crashed in the last stage...
That space stage was really obnoxious....like you'd get swarmed by pirates ALL the time.
Yep, terrifying for a 7 year old, same as the huge aggressive monsters in the creature stage xD
I finished it by cheating, playing the space stage is very boring if you do the missions but if you get yourself 99.000.000 credits you do whatever you want. I remember trying to conquer the whole galaxy but i could never defeat the Grox, they were too many
there is no finishing the space stage, its just an endless mmo
Nina Klos What kind of psycho likes Tribal? Space stage is my favorite btw (finished it again some days ago).
"Oh, I made another species go extinct. My bad."
-Humans, 1600
*M O V E L I K E A B E E , S T I N G L I K E A , U H , B E E !*
Existenceispain.jpg
_"you could say I have sixteen left feet ;)"_
*me: actually laughs out loud*
You didn't do this every five seconds anyway? I'm struggling not to wake my parents up with random fits of giggling to no one in particular.
Only at 2am :/
"Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior?" I completely lost my shit there lol
omg kevin, just, more spore please, we need to see how puck will evolve to something with a hundred of legs in the space
It is the frist version of jim pickens
It's a primordial Pickens.
Emmitt Nervend an eldritch entity of Jim
I too am "Frist."
I fuckin died of laughter
kamehameha 2000 no, the jim pickens are the grox
6:46 wasn't a glitch, he was abducted by aliens, I saw that happening in my game too, alien ships actually come to the planet to abduct animals.
u know why? Those aliens are like stage 4 of evolution.
That's also what happens to the rest when you make a species go extinct(kill like five of them)
Eyes? Watching
Legs? Everywhere
Creatures? Dead
Evolution? Failed
Hotel? Trivago
BR
"Move like a bee, sting like uhhh, bee"
Lmao i can't
(you have to watch his other videos to understand)
When I was younger this was the only pc game I had and I put so much time into this game and loved it so much
when i was younger my dad beat me
when I was younger I was living on the streets
When i was younger my uncle touched me
Another Settlement needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.
And then after a few hours it crashes leaving you with no progress! I love it when that happens
Ultimate origin story of Jim Pickens
I’m gonna have trouble sleeping for the next three months
Which pair of eyes? The bottom ones, left, right, top, behind, front, arm, leg, knee, shoulder...?
gigantic orc 39 now you can peacefully sleep
"Move like a bee, sting like a...Bee."
*Vietnam flashbacks*
Game: you have met someone new, want to make him a friend?
Kevin: eat him in front of his family!!!!
We need more Kevin! We need more
"Even in his mouth, there's another eye"
LoZ bosses be like
That's exaclty what I was thinking!
2:57 "This another one is attacking me. Why? I'm attacking your child, not you".
And that’s just a theory... an IDIOTIC theory lol nice reference
*E V E R Y D A Y W E S T R A Y F U R T H E R F R O M G O D*
Jog Swanson *A N D C L O S E R T O T H E D E A R L E A D E R*
@@trashykoneko261 *J I M P I C K E N S*
YES Spore was my childhood! I love Kevin and all his misadventures! Please make more of this!
He most surelly is a visionary
8:00 It's face looks like the invisible lizard thing from monsters Inc
yeah randal haha
I thought exactly the same!
0:30 looks like something from that one spongebob episode, I think it’s called Rock bottom 😂
"Move like a bee, sting like a bee"
Me, has intense Bully flashbacks
Move like a bee, sting like a bee?
More like bore ragnarok
move like a bee, sting like a... bee
sophie lees move like a Puck sting like a puck
*DEAD RISING: BUT EVERYONE DIES* You try to save the survivors but obviously the bad A.I. and zombies make you struggle. Plus with the combination of funny outfits/weapons and your humor, I can see some shenanigans transpiring!
"Care to make him a friend?"
*one second later*
"EAT HIM IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY"
pick up lines from kevinnn:
"hey baby, wanna do the diddly; c'mon lets evolve something together
Move like a bee, sting like a, uhh, bee
12 year old
You deserve The mean comment 🅿️yrocynic🅰️l
I liked before I watched.
In Kevin We Trust
SuperMegabits no in taco we trust
"He is picking up with his hands and then feeding it to the back of his knees."
7:51 Grasshoppers and praying mantises must have evolved from those XD
Kevin: But that's just a theory, AN IDIOTIC THEORY
ME: OMFG HE JUST REFERENCED MATPAT!
MORE SPORE MORE SPORE MORE SPORE MORE SPORE
imagine watching this high...
Squid Queen got you covered
XD
It's fucking terrifying.
I'm not high enough...
banna squeam
Wait do you want to tell me i WASN'T HIGH??? o_O
i have scopophobia now. if all of puck's eyes were focused on me i would die in a single instant.
R I P
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior
*HAGRID*
He reminds me of randal from monsters inc. I knew he reminded me of someone. I watched this many times and only just realised.
Recommended: “The Theory Of Evolution is 100% Fake»
FunnyDucky Unfortunately youtube algorithms only see tags, not stupidity.
Jim Pickens' story goes way back
8:26 what my sister looks like without makeup
You two probably look similar too so i'm sorry
At least I don't try to roast people in the comments and try to think of a burn when I can't do it in real life 👍🏽
Dragon King B-But that’s what your comment did with step by step instructions...
Dragon King your sister is Randall?!?
At least you're sister can look good.
Kevin:oh it feels like he's looking at me
Me:how can it not
Eye tests must be a nightmare for them.
"Lemme just put my bottom eye (eye on bottom) right here" *farts*
Look at that leg span
More like Spore: Ragnarok
It’s the only version of this joke that makes sense!
Now this one's actually funny 😂
10:00 It's the evil guy from monsters inc.
Thing with a thousand eyes : *literally has to star at every thing
Kevin: ItS sTaRiNg At Me!
"I like long walks on the beach!"
"Enemy spotted!" XD
That game theory reference at the end was gold
the strange thing is that i start playing spore again and some time after that my favourite kevin puts a video about spore
me too >_< I redownloaded it about a week ago
Your favorite Kevin? You mean there are others?
That thing was whatever Jim Pickens evolved from
8:26
I see that purple thing from Monsters Inc.
Damm the spyro remake looks great 11:11
5:56 i swear they trigger my arachnophobia, what have you made kevin????
He ends up looking like a possessed version of Randy from Monsters Inc.
istg. you are one of the maybe 4-5 persons i have subbed to that earned my notification thing aswel. love ya content dude been a new sub since a week but oh boi i needed a good laugh!
"He's grabbing it with his hands and feeding it to the back of his knees"
Kevin: oh don’t jump that’s gonna break something
Me: isn’t everything broken already?
I remember this game. It was fun but felt disappointing after a while. I don't regret playing it though:)
@0:20-0:48 if you listen carefully you can hear it's cries for help
It is like a legend of Zelda Boss.
3:08 the way this thing moves makes it look like it’s perpetually cowardly backing away from an embarrassing moment
"Let's give it a test run... yeah, everything appears normal." ROFLMAO
I loved spore! Nice nostalgia feels right here!
YES MORE SPORE PLS!!!
oh my god please do more Spore videos
Kevin: I don't say that weird quotes.
Also Kevin: would you like to do the diddly.
5:09 when you walking
Spore but evolution has failed? more like, *BORE* the evolution *RAGNAROK*
The "thing" at 9:30 looked like that purple salamander dude from monsters inc.
But the real question.... When's Kevin going to call out KSI and take the UA-cam belt for himself?
So many eyes. You could say you..
customEYESed it.
Me: I think this was the precursor to Praying Mantis-
Kevin: *makes it purple*
Me: Nevermind