I Played Hardcore Minecraft for 24 Hours Straight...

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  • @raimondolle5707
    @raimondolle5707 4 роки тому +1792

    Joel: "Ceepers are the only ones who kill people"
    Philza: "I died to a baby zombie"

  • @SkellyGraves
    @SkellyGraves 4 роки тому +4528

    Ender dragon and wither: This guy is so hard to beat! He is invincible!
    Creeper: *O B S E R V E*

    • @Elysiancampos
      @Elysiancampos 4 роки тому +32

      lol i died at this XD

    • @christy116
      @christy116 4 роки тому +17

      Leah Campos by a creeper

    • @Elysiancampos
      @Elysiancampos 4 роки тому +32

      @@christy116 lol i always play in peaceful bc im terrified of mobs

    • @hadif5362
      @hadif5362 4 роки тому +15

      @@Elysiancampos looks like i'm not the only one who does this....

    • @iamanormaldude
      @iamanormaldude 4 роки тому +5

      @@Elysiancampos same

  • @idontshutupaboutmusic
    @idontshutupaboutmusic 4 роки тому +3449

    Joel: playing hardcore minecraft for 24 hours
    Me: procrastinating school work and online classes by watching videos for 24 hours

  • @leviwarburton
    @leviwarburton 4 роки тому +3610

    I heard the creeper drop and my brain went: well it was fun to watch.

  • @lucyw5821
    @lucyw5821 4 роки тому +3776

    *Ender Dragon and Wither can’t kill Joel*
    Creeper: PATHETIC

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 4 роки тому +83

      The creeper has big brain, he got em just where he wanted him to be.

    • @nonapplicable2323.
      @nonapplicable2323. 4 роки тому +11

      Yep

    • @aiqarrn
      @aiqarrn 4 роки тому +39

      it like how philza played hardcore minecraft for 5 years then died to a baby zombie lmao

    • @goef3281
      @goef3281 4 роки тому +7

      Gotta mine that pressure plate

    • @maffeoragosta
      @maffeoragosta 4 роки тому +3

      пакетик

  • @nitriestan1622
    @nitriestan1622 4 роки тому +6439

    joel: “it looks pretty terrible”
    Me: “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MY MINECRAFT HOUSES THEY SUCK”

  • @hillaryhopper6991
    @hillaryhopper6991 3 роки тому +1253

    Joel: “I’ve been killing creepers all night”.
    Also Joel: Goes to desert temple.
    Creeper: REVENGE!!!

  • @funkyoreos9862
    @funkyoreos9862 4 роки тому +4008

    *I’m more impressed by the fact that you put 24 hours of footage into a 24 minute video*

  • @allyssacraft8053
    @allyssacraft8053 4 роки тому +2227

    Joel: I’m going to be playing hardcore
    Me: But last time you kept dying
    Joel: we ain’t going to be sleeping
    Me: *whispers* quarantine probably got to him

  • @leighamarsteller8055
    @leighamarsteller8055 4 роки тому +1762

    “ I just had Cheerios and a cup of tea. Yes I’m very British”
    ~ Joel 2020

    • @josemostany9179
      @josemostany9179 4 роки тому +30

      23:31 "that's so shteupid"

    • @theolee7936
      @theolee7936 4 роки тому +11

      Putting something that someone said in the video and quoting it in the comments doesn’t make it funny!
      (I’m sorry I’m just bored so I became a hater for no reason smh)

    • @leighamarsteller8055
      @leighamarsteller8055 4 роки тому +2

      @Theodore lee it ok 🙂

    • @risingsun2714
      @risingsun2714 4 роки тому +3

      As soon as as he said that I immediately wanted it too. I am also very British.

    • @magnusminecraft154
      @magnusminecraft154 4 роки тому +1

      Best Quote EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @shelby2939
    @shelby2939 4 роки тому +1628

    “Gets bad sword enchantments”
    *makes new sword*
    Grindstone-“am I a joke to you”

    • @codmobilevids5808
      @codmobilevids5808 3 роки тому +9

      He could put the swords together

    • @samanthahill8780
      @samanthahill8780 3 роки тому +32

      @@codmobilevids5808 but the enchantments were bad and so he was wasting diamonds

    • @candicelaurel4397
      @candicelaurel4397 3 роки тому +11

      @@samanthahill8780 he wont need those diamonds that much. Cause the world is only for 24 hours

    • @samanthahill8780
      @samanthahill8780 3 роки тому +15

      @@candicelaurel4397 but what about flex?

    • @candicelaurel4397
      @candicelaurel4397 3 роки тому +5

      @@samanthahill8780 bruhhh😂

  • @Destroyer-mt8vs
    @Destroyer-mt8vs 4 роки тому +1286

    Joel: finding diamonds without trying
    Me: Yay Coal

  • @abyc-m2291
    @abyc-m2291 4 роки тому +227

    Why not?
    Joel, those are my favourite 2 words. Especially when I have a giant bar of chocolate

    • @mypuppysjourney3273
      @mypuppysjourney3273 4 роки тому +4

      jesse jam tart why is that me tho 😂 😂 😂 😭

    • @dvmbnoah_.3968
      @dvmbnoah_.3968 4 роки тому

      So true

    • @moneet2630
      @moneet2630 4 роки тому

      Welp we’re long lost twins 😂

    • @enraef
      @enraef 4 роки тому

      that’s me when i have a knife and a group of people in front of me

    • @Your_popofcolor
      @Your_popofcolor 4 роки тому

      That is so me😂

  • @ceranos
    @ceranos 4 роки тому +1073

    Enderdragon and wither: Can’t kill him
    Creeper: Fine, i’ll do this myself

  • @cat0cl0ck6
    @cat0cl0ck6 3 роки тому +545

    “Hardcore worlds, creepers are the only ones that kill people”
    Ph1lza: *“Wow thanks-“*

  • @muffinc6310
    @muffinc6310 4 роки тому +1507

    Joel: oh this base is so ugly
    Me: .... bruh. That is a masterpiece

  • @harveyw386
    @harveyw386 4 роки тому +1338

    Joel: I've been killing creepers all night
    Creeper: REVENGE!!!

    • @cordrust
      @cordrust 4 роки тому +12

      This tasks a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night, Diamonds tonight

    • @macaronination5623
      @macaronination5623 4 роки тому +6

      Cause baby tonigh!

    • @minidevs
      @minidevs 4 роки тому +7

      The creepers tryna steal all our stuff again! (stuff again).

    • @munch6049
      @munch6049 4 роки тому +4

      Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,

    • @Mek_scarlet
      @Mek_scarlet 4 роки тому +4

      aw man..

  • @paandabear
    @paandabear 4 роки тому +395

    Joel: “Because dying of hunger, would not be a good start.”
    *flash back of Crazy Craft Hardcore challenge*
    COUGH-

  • @AdrianLives
    @AdrianLives 4 роки тому +147

    "Rubbish base, its disgusting," he says...
    Wonder what he'd say about my builds lol

    • @drowsy5264
      @drowsy5264 3 роки тому +12

      He's like the Minecraft Gordon Ramsey

    • @AdrianLives
      @AdrianLives 3 роки тому

      @@drowsy5264 agreed

    • @victoriasmith6218
      @victoriasmith6218 3 роки тому

      @@drowsy5264 I think Grain is more of a Gordon Ramsay

    • @banana195
      @banana195 3 роки тому +2

      @@victoriasmith6218 gotta love Grain, the man himself

    • @Qeemu
      @Qeemu 3 роки тому +3

      @@banana195 you mean the man in the chicken costume right?

  • @jayykeyy
    @jayykeyy 4 роки тому +188

    I heard the "*tssst*" of the creeper falling and I was like, "well, that was fun."

  • @fciriesheaven2983
    @fciriesheaven2983 4 роки тому +207

    Joel: *I'm playing hardcore for 24 hours straight!*
    *_The perfect moment when the video is 24 minutes long!_*

  • @fciriesheaven2983
    @fciriesheaven2983 4 роки тому +1501

    Joel: *I'm going to play hardcore mode*
    Me: *Joel last time you were dying like crazy!*
    Joel: *we ain't gonna be sleeping!*
    Me: *jOeL YoUr gOnNa dIe AgAin!*

    • @cortlynnj2471
      @cortlynnj2471 4 роки тому +13

      sorry but like *YoU’rE

    • @caliasophie
      @caliasophie 4 роки тому +2

      How do you die twice?

    • @fciriesheaven2983
      @fciriesheaven2983 4 роки тому +3

      @Sophia Gabrielle Agunod didn't you get it? Last time Joel was dying for sleep and now he's doing it again! 😭🤣

    • @christopherdefelice856
      @christopherdefelice856 4 роки тому +2

      I made it 1k likes! Good job!

    • @sadthings6076
      @sadthings6076 4 роки тому

      *Joel,how did you go to the bathroom?!*

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 4 роки тому +63

    “Ey a desert temple”
    Me who sees there’s only 1 minute left of the video:
    Oh yeah, this’ll end well.

  • @autumn8792
    @autumn8792 4 роки тому +363

    Joel: plays Minecraft for 24 hours
    Me: quits in the first 10 minutes because I can’t build

    • @stormedits23
      @stormedits23 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao same I always abandon my worlds cause I’m not creative enough to have fun

    • @Ahhhry
      @Ahhhry 4 роки тому +1

      I get a headache if I play by myself😂😅

  • @wren5202
    @wren5202 4 роки тому +366

    Joel: first chicken kill of the 24 hours
    *Joel kills chicken*
    baby chicken: *exists*
    Joel: *jumps on baby chicken with sword*
    **CAmeRA cUtS**
    so the question remains:
    Did the baby chicken die?

    • @dezilol113
      @dezilol113 4 роки тому +10

      we all know the answer... it’s out killing chickens king...

    • @tr-11.01
      @tr-11.01 4 роки тому +9

      Once I made a giant chicken with a chicken spawned inside it so whenever I was stressed or angry I killed some chickens and then I was happy and relaxed then I realized that I had wasted all my stuff on that and didn’t have a house for a couple of days

    • @lilyyannefox
      @lilyyannefox 4 роки тому +7

      i can’t believe you’re even asking this question.
      he’s a minecraft boy, shes a minecraft chicken, and that’s the circle of life.
      *_pitch perfect fans know_*

    • @annysart2687
      @annysart2687 4 роки тому +1

      It‘s like Schroedinger‘s cat. You‘ll never know.....

  • @milliecharlotte1904
    @milliecharlotte1904 4 роки тому +322

    Am i the only one who noticed that at the beginning he sounded excited. Yet at the end he sounded sad and tired . When joel said "a desert temple" he was miserable. I feel so bad for u joel

  • @lilahrich7692
    @lilahrich7692 3 роки тому +12

    Joel: This sword is terrible, lets make a new one
    Grindstone: Who do you think I am?

  • @yeosanityy
    @yeosanityy 4 роки тому +1577

    Joel:
    **survives killing the ender dragon**
    **survives killing the wither**
    **dies by creeper**

    • @btdplayer4088
      @btdplayer4088 4 роки тому +9

      And the desert tnt

    • @yeosanityy
      @yeosanityy 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah

    • @hccvun3280
      @hccvun3280 4 роки тому +16

      please put a spoiler alert :(

    • @officialneanut
      @officialneanut 4 роки тому +7

      @@hccvun3280 watch the video before you read the comments

    • @ilovehanji7431
      @ilovehanji7431 4 роки тому +11

      @@officialneanut A lot of people (including me) read the comments while also watching the video. Just saying :)

  • @fadedlove7337
    @fadedlove7337 4 роки тому +1229

    at hour 2: *has diamonds, a farm, full iron armor* “progress is a little slow”
    me after 2 hours of playing: *finally found my first 3 pieces of iron* “ahh yes, we’re making huge progress :)”

    • @lukey4472
      @lukey4472 4 роки тому +15

      FadedLove noob

    • @s4ra_78
      @s4ra_78 4 роки тому +11

      same tho

    • @galaxycat2230
      @galaxycat2230 4 роки тому +36

      Me at two hours : finally found my first piece of coal

    • @tracelevens8498
      @tracelevens8498 4 роки тому

      @@galaxycat2230 that's a good joke

    • @blueeberries-
      @blueeberries- 4 роки тому +28

      Let's all forget that Lukey447 exist's

  • @ka3_48
    @ka3_48 4 роки тому +618

    "Sorry to the people who don't like my face"
    Me to Joel, me to

  • @hayden6905
    @hayden6905 4 роки тому +41

    “My heart rate is beating”
    My brain: y e s

  • @schames_
    @schames_ 4 роки тому +428

    Smallishbeans: In hardcore creepers are the only ones that kill
    The baby zombie that killed Philza: “Am I a joke to you”?

    • @fawakka_2637
      @fawakka_2637 4 роки тому +1

      ToasterWaffle it was a spider

    • @fablorenzo
      @fablorenzo 4 роки тому +2

      @@fawakka_2637 it was a full amoured baby zombie

    • @nicolehips2354
      @nicolehips2354 4 роки тому +1

      @@fablorenzo dats rare

    • @sacrumes9154
      @sacrumes9154 4 роки тому +1

      Nicole Hips not in hardcore

    • @fawakka_2637
      @fawakka_2637 4 роки тому +1

      fablorenzo it was a spider, go watch it again and look in chat....

  • @be11aheyy
    @be11aheyy 4 роки тому +307

    Joel: my base is so ugly
    Me: it’s better than all the bases I’ve made

  • @cocorutter4616
    @cocorutter4616 4 роки тому +292

    I was playing minecraft and saw “smallishbeans” and immediately clicked
    Edit
    Thank you guys so much for the likes and for Joel to like this has never happened to me before

  • @connor99man84
    @connor99man84 4 роки тому +27

    “Sorry to those who don’t like my face” I thought you looked the opposite of how I imagined

  • @nitriestan1622
    @nitriestan1622 4 роки тому +350

    Me if i played hardcore:
    title of the vid- “PLAYING HARDCORE FOR ONE HOUR BECAUSE I DONT SURVIVE AFTER”

    • @foxignis6321
      @foxignis6321 4 роки тому +8

      And mine: playing hardcore minecraft for 5 minutes because a zombie decides it's gonna kill me while I chop down a tree but I blame it on either the lag or that my sister/brother distracted me

    • @peach8024
      @peach8024 4 роки тому +4

      Omg, I don’t even try, cuz last time had a very embarrassing end... I died almost immediately

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 4 роки тому +4

      Me:playing hardcore forever because I can survive but can't find diamonds and because of that I don't want to go to the nether or end

    • @xnevhq3333
      @xnevhq3333 4 роки тому +3

      @@DatDarkDragon Yes

    • @xnevhq3333
      @xnevhq3333 4 роки тому +3

      @@DatDarkDragon That's EXACTLY like me. Lol

  • @MediaMingle2
    @MediaMingle2 4 роки тому +101

    Joel: has full iron armor in the first 5 minutes
    Me: doesn’t even have a stone pickaxe in the first 10 minutes

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 4 роки тому +4

      Oh Goods dont remind me q_q I tried several ocean biomes the last days bc i wanted an ocean biome with lots of island or a few big islands. Hahahaaa ... just water. Nothing but water

    • @amongus4116
      @amongus4116 3 роки тому +1

      Me get 1 diamond 1 hour in Joel get Diamond first 10 min

    • @mythicalcane7935
      @mythicalcane7935 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @ethanleiss
    @ethanleiss 4 роки тому +595

    Joel: “Oooooohh, a desert temple!”
    Me: “Little does he know that that will be his death...”

    • @MannequinMG
      @MannequinMG 4 роки тому +7

      My thought: "...And the retired warrior began wandering around the world, in search of adventure. The last anyone heard of him, he had left to raid a desert temple."

    • @dizizchin3090
      @dizizchin3090 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine if Joel Grian Bdubs and Jeracraft build thogether

    • @iremmemmemes7452
      @iremmemmemes7452 4 роки тому +1

      @@dizizchin3090 that would be... *GODLY*

    • @diamondcoreplaysmc3454
      @diamondcoreplaysmc3454 4 роки тому

      Little does he know this comment has 2 thats

    • @kayleighbyrne5191
      @kayleighbyrne5191 4 роки тому +1

      @@diamondcoreplaysmc3454
      Little did he know that that’s grammatically correct.

  • @charisgavanas5539
    @charisgavanas5539 4 роки тому +129

    Isn't it kinda funny that this video is 24 minutes XD

  • @melania.fryeee
    @melania.fryeee 4 роки тому +1065

    Joel: who is this guy? I don’t care take my potatoes

  • @DOPN
    @DOPN 4 роки тому +267

    Beans: “Look at it, it looks so bad”
    Me: Yeah... so bad...
    **looks at my dirt house**

  • @allisono.2674
    @allisono.2674 4 роки тому +422

    Joel: “my heart rate is beating right now”
    Me: *thinks of the meme* “well yeah, I sure hope it does”

    • @lukejadetempest5165
      @lukejadetempest5165 4 роки тому +2

      Joel:guys I'm think I'm having a heart attack
      You:well yeah I sure hope you do

    • @AlejandroHermano
      @AlejandroHermano 4 роки тому +1

      hahahahahhaaahahaahahahahahhahaahhaaahaahaahahhaahaahahaahahaahahaahahahahaahahaahahahahaahahahaha so funny

    • @Flobberdart
      @Flobberdart 4 роки тому +4

      @@AlejandroHermano I laughed so hard I threw my phone at my mom and she died and i hid the body and accidentally killed my dad and then sold them on the black market for money and hid from the grid to avoid charges of mass genocide

    • @jackmaillard5046
      @jackmaillard5046 4 роки тому +1

      Musduck you hid from the grid?

    • @richardanus3493
      @richardanus3493 4 роки тому +1

      IcyCheetah 21019 i was thinking bout that also

  • @hazzard_destroyer
    @hazzard_destroyer 4 роки тому +275

    Joel I left Lizzie’s stream and her last stream we heard you filming and I was playing animal crossing and stopped playing just to watch this vid

    • @teddybear9232
      @teddybear9232 4 роки тому +2

      Hazzard_Destroyer hey

    • @alltheeboysaretorys6631
      @alltheeboysaretorys6631 4 роки тому +2

      I was playing animal crossing pocket camp lol

    • @irlbocchi
      @irlbocchi 4 роки тому +1

      @@alltheeboysaretorys6631 Bro who plays pocket camp

    • @allie535
      @allie535 4 роки тому

      @@irlbocchi me

    • @natt2299
      @natt2299 4 роки тому +2

      where was the stream

  • @cocoequa8208
    @cocoequa8208 4 роки тому +53

    I am just rewatching his old vids and it’s so weird me seeing his old Shrek skin

  • @ScarletEmber64
    @ScarletEmber64 4 роки тому +192

    Joel: you can't defeat me
    Ender dragon and wither: no, but he can
    *Creeper*

  • @dinos.on.ice123
    @dinos.on.ice123 4 роки тому +636

    Joel: Hardcore for 24 hours
    Me: Hardcore for 5 seconds Edit: Thank you SO MUCH for all the likes! I never got this many before

  • @bryleealexis816
    @bryleealexis816 4 роки тому +151

    Joel: "I'm smart"
    Also Joel: *I'm nOt slEEpIng fOr 24 hOUrs*

    • @gretacoolchannelmoss4723
      @gretacoolchannelmoss4723 4 роки тому

      That makes no sense 4 days is 6 nights?

    • @point6850
      @point6850 4 роки тому

      @@gretacoolchannelmoss4723 that's the point

    • @Rain.Mippet
      @Rain.Mippet 4 роки тому

      One night before one after the four daylight times

    • @saracorle5293
      @saracorle5293 4 роки тому

      @Rubie Rue_789 sure you have buddy

  • @chloe_starlight1801
    @chloe_starlight1801 4 роки тому +143

    Jole: I got my giant cup of tea lets go
    Me: HECK YES FINALY SOMEONE WHO LOVES TEA AS MUCH AS ME

  • @mischapotter
    @mischapotter 4 роки тому +272

    Nobody:
    Joel: doesn’t use a grindstone on badly enchanted swords

    • @torida_shibainu3189
      @torida_shibainu3189 4 роки тому +4

      Mischa Potter he was tired..
      He used it on his mind instead of his sword

    • @penginpunkin1487
      @penginpunkin1487 4 роки тому +1

      It's like being stoned
      But actually learning

    • @avamaegggggg
      @avamaegggggg 4 роки тому +1

      What is a grindstone I haven't played mc in a while lmao

    • @jirkapurkar1779
      @jirkapurkar1779 4 роки тому +1

      @@avamaegggggg you can remove enchants with it

  • @kdurham373
    @kdurham373 4 роки тому +521

    Joel: "Minecraft i'm not Stupid!"
    5 minutes later: Starts riding a boat across land with his villager

    • @50wordsofdeath99
      @50wordsofdeath99 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂lol

    • @mimimank
      @mimimank 4 роки тому +1

      Katie Durham LoL

    • @SnorlaxT1
      @SnorlaxT1 4 роки тому +39

      How else is he supposed to transfer the villager?

    • @patriotz6127
      @patriotz6127 4 роки тому +1

      That’s smart

    • @marcy1949
      @marcy1949 4 роки тому +1

      If you call that strat stupid then that adjective applies to you
      It does look so dumb tho

  • @kublaikhancempron5331
    @kublaikhancempron5331 4 роки тому +245

    His base is more beautiful than mine, mine looks a plain base.

    • @pixwool
      @pixwool 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly the only reason my base looks trash is because I’m going for utility rather than looks. But I may also just be a trash builder.

    • @minibino
      @minibino 4 роки тому +1

      Mine doesn't

    • @megj756
      @megj756 4 роки тому

      I do not think his looks to good but thats just my opinion

    • @niathomas1667
      @niathomas1667 4 роки тому +1

      Mine is just a dirt hut

  • @spacebears8231
    @spacebears8231 4 роки тому +37

    Lizzie: Hears joel talking at 1 am
    Lizzie "Joel?.... Wha?-----
    Joel: "oh h-hi i am doing a 24 hour challange *cries of tiredness*
    Lizzie: -_- "dude. Sleep"

  • @sleepysloth9560
    @sleepysloth9560 4 роки тому +475

    No one:
    Me: haha he’s doing 24 hours and the video is 24 minutes

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 роки тому +3

      Me: I wanna do this for hours and the vid will be 3 mins

    • @ballbag245
      @ballbag245 4 роки тому +1

      Groovy Gacha oh yeah

    • @malikross1280
      @malikross1280 4 роки тому

      Oh I just noticed

    • @heartsandbunnys714
      @heartsandbunnys714 4 роки тому +1

      No one:
      Me: gets annoyed when people use this “No one: Me:” joke

    • @sleepysloth9560
      @sleepysloth9560 4 роки тому +1

      HeartsAndBunnys oop sorry🥺

  • @randomperson1083
    @randomperson1083 4 роки тому +20

    I love how you are one of the only UA-camrs I know who actually reads comments and cares about there subscribers. You are my favorite.

  • @ysaaa7929
    @ysaaa7929 4 роки тому +442

    Joel: *does another 24 hour challenge again*
    Them: *"JoEl Ur GoNnA DiE AgAiN"*
    Me: as long as chickens are killed.....as long as they're killed 😌😌😌

    • @luckythebutt
      @luckythebutt 4 роки тому +2

      you: looking at the top comment and saying everyone has written it
      me: 🤦‍♀️

    • @dotthedot9080
      @dotthedot9080 4 роки тому +2

      Im not proud, the first thing he killed wasnt a chicken, but he did make a chiken torture chamber and killed the ultimate long-necked flying chicken,so he redemed.

  • @alayna7512
    @alayna7512 3 роки тому +6

    the fact that he turned a 21 hour long video into a 24 minute video, that editing takes TIME.

  • @floraliau3587
    @floraliau3587 4 роки тому +48

    checks my phone: sees Joel has uploaded*
    me: “oh no what crazy but amazing content am i gonna see today”

  • @caitlinpauly12
    @caitlinpauly12 4 роки тому +17

    Joel: Ooh some more gunpowder.
    Creeper: Walks in and blows up.
    Desert Temple: Well, if he's doing it.

  • @lengpengtingsthingsykyk9449
    @lengpengtingsthingsykyk9449 4 роки тому +44

    Joel: "look at it, look at its its pretty terrible"
    Me: knowing i would be so proud if my house looked like the villager base

  • @botkonger9230
    @botkonger9230 4 роки тому +23

    Smallish beans: my house sucks
    Me: I could only dream of building something like that

  • @TheDoctorJonk
    @TheDoctorJonk 4 роки тому +82

    Joel: enchants diamond sword
    Joel: doesn’t like enchantment *makes new one*
    Grindstone: why did you forget about me ;0;

    • @DelRae
      @DelRae 4 роки тому

      mrepicman 1345 cause grindstones give back dick in terms of xp

    • @itsjincz1917
      @itsjincz1917 4 роки тому

      Rosalind F but it’s better than wasting 2 diamonds and gaining no xp

  • @sobber69
    @sobber69 4 роки тому +50

    Ender Dragon: Beat
    Wither: Beat
    Creeper: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

  • @romanbintz5038
    @romanbintz5038 4 роки тому +163

    We just gonna ignore how he didn’t have a bow until after 12 hours

    • @marley6969
      @marley6969 4 роки тому +3

      we are just gonna ignore that fact that his xp levels went from 20+ to 13, the the 65+ to 41

    • @josephwalsh2414
      @josephwalsh2414 4 роки тому +4

      i like finn wolfhard and timothee chalamet- enchanting exists

    • @leesbeesknees
      @leesbeesknees 4 роки тому +3

      i like finn wolfhard and timothee chalamet- your username is cringe

    • @ytdapperface64
      @ytdapperface64 4 роки тому

      are we gonna ignore the fact it takes 24hrs for me to a diamond

  • @thinkingfl2329
    @thinkingfl2329 3 роки тому +7

    This helped me through a huge history essay, thanks Joel! :)

  • @cameronscrichfield2375
    @cameronscrichfield2375 4 роки тому +224

    “Best armor” as your playing in the snapshot with netherite

    • @makhiross2294
      @makhiross2294 4 роки тому

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @calcium6253
      @calcium6253 4 роки тому +1

      I’m pretty sure he was playing in 1.15

    • @px6883
      @px6883 4 роки тому +18

      @@calcium6253 I'm pretty sure there is no warped nether biome in 1.15. Also he said he's playing in the snapshot.

    • @dimipower6329
      @dimipower6329 3 роки тому

      @@px6883 yeah for some reason he wasnt playing on 1.16 but on 1.16 snapshot were netherite wasnt added

    • @firewingman9448
      @firewingman9448 3 роки тому

      @@dimipower6329 1.16 snapshots weren’t out then

  • @4ce0fsp4dez
    @4ce0fsp4dez 4 роки тому +15

    Joel:I'm dead right now
    Lizzie:telling Joel about how nice her sleep was
    Joel:internal screaming

  • @uh-hii
    @uh-hii 4 роки тому +115

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even Lizzie:
    Nor Meri:
    Or Buddy:
    Joel: *"thAt'S A shIP."*

  • @saimahorwhatever
    @saimahorwhatever 4 роки тому +9

    Joel: “My base is terrible” it’s a whole medieval based castle
    Me: “my base is so cute and incredible” a small wood shack with flowers surrounding it :)

  • @laurenwoods9025
    @laurenwoods9025 4 роки тому +46

    Me: That’s a great base!
    Him:I hate the base.
    Me:”Yeah me too”

  • @zackyeleccion7442
    @zackyeleccion7442 4 роки тому +60

    Joel: "Im gonna play minecraft hardcore mode for 24 hours"
    Also Joel: makes the video 24 minutes

    • @pairofsocks0119
      @pairofsocks0119 4 роки тому +3

      Zacky Eleccion so i guess a minute in a video is an hour of making the video

  • @apple-lk1ry
    @apple-lk1ry 4 роки тому +49

    Anyone from Lizzies stream on twich yesterday who heard her say that he was doing a 24 hour challenge?
    I LOVE THIS, but why? 😂😂
    Also,
    Joel: I'm sick of sleeping--
    Me: SAME!!!!
    Joel: in this cave.
    Me: Ohhhhhhh, yeah I totally meant that too! Hehe.
    Before you go... HAVE A GREAT DAY. I'm British too yay!!! You really didn't need to know that. Why are you still reading?
    Seriously, why?

    • @rattie1
      @rattie1 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @oliwiaw4977
      @oliwiaw4977 4 роки тому +1

      wait lizzie does streams on twitch?

    • @starrrzzz2905
      @starrrzzz2905 4 роки тому +1

      Oliwia’s Animals: Yeah, she streams on Twitch.

    • @oliwiaw4977
      @oliwiaw4977 4 роки тому +1

      Evie Lee oo i need to check it out! thank you

    • @creativeella1252
      @creativeella1252 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @stormyspade7808
    @stormyspade7808 4 роки тому +3

    I hate creepeers. Here’s why:
    -they blew up my storage room
    -they keep exploding random holes in my world
    -they exploded my bookshelf’s....
    -they killed me 5 times in hardcore
    -they killed the best villagers
    -they don’t die from daylight
    -they made me rage quit 15 worlds
    -they explode my custom trees
    -I hate them
    -they blew up my house 2 times
    -they killed my cat & my dog
    -they killed my sisters
    -they killed my fav UA-camr
    -they broke my enchanted diamond pickaxe
    -they blend in with the biome I live in
    -they hate me

  • @broccoli5844
    @broccoli5844 4 роки тому +16

    Joel: Has already done a 24 hour challenge saying it was a bad idea and should never do it again
    Joel: Let's play in hardcore mode

  • @jazlinnnnn
    @jazlinnnnn 4 роки тому +412

    Joel: *living in hardcore 24hrs*
    Luke the Notable: *survives 1,000 days in hardcore*
    *OK I HAD IT WITH THE MEAN COMMENTS IF ITS NOT NICE DON’T SAY IT*

  • @hubertczapla6589
    @hubertczapla6589 4 роки тому +23

    Joel: * makes multiple swords to enchant *
    Me: * screaming my head off for Joel not making a grind stone *

  • @scarletsalami9443
    @scarletsalami9443 3 роки тому +1

    Joel:*builds a really good house with a good structure
    Me:*builds a 2 block long house and made with dirt*

  • @jullie5068
    @jullie5068 4 роки тому +9

    Joel: has full iron armor the first 10 minutes of playing
    Me: has a full leather set after 2 hours of playing

  • @haikalmi2994
    @haikalmi2994 4 роки тому +29

    Joel:
    Beat the ender dragon and wither
    Easily
    Creeper:"im gonne end this man whole carrer"

  • @AlphaandOmega0237
    @AlphaandOmega0237 4 роки тому +45

    I haven't laughed that hard in a good while. That death was unbelievably unlucky...

    • @renderplays
      @renderplays 4 роки тому

      Not really. In illumina HD’s attempted speed runs, he died to creepers a lot in desert temples

  • @GrouchyJelly
    @GrouchyJelly 4 роки тому +21

    2:40 "I'm not going to fall for that."
    *falls*

  • @fantaoramge
    @fantaoramge 4 роки тому +190

    DanTDM: spends 2 hours and all of his gold trying to get soulspeed boots.
    Joel: Takes 3 tries and complains about them being iron.
    Poor Dan lmao
    Edit: omg 100 likes??

    • @LoverOfStuff
      @LoverOfStuff 4 роки тому +3

      That.. that _word_
      My... my _childhood_

    • @rockharddock1711
      @rockharddock1711 4 роки тому +1

      OmG 100 LiKes!??!

    • @fantaoramge
      @fantaoramge 4 роки тому +1

      @@rockharddock1711 ... I can tell you're fun.

    • @rockharddock1711
      @rockharddock1711 4 роки тому

      @@fantaoramge bro your dumb dumb 100 likes ain't a lot, you ever get 5k? No so stfu 100 likes is like everyone on your road

    • @fantaoramge
      @fantaoramge 4 роки тому +1

      @@rockharddock1711 Okay... do you need to cry to mommy about it? Go ahead. I won't judge, you big baby.

  • @harveyw386
    @harveyw386 4 роки тому +79

    Joel: I hate that they added skeletons to the nether
    Skeleton: ohhhh so now you pay attention to me

  • @morningbeans
    @morningbeans 4 роки тому +22

    i spent easily 40 hours on a base and im still not done :( beans just says, “making slow progress” literally owns villagers and a base

  • @katiehunnes5136
    @katiehunnes5136 4 роки тому +9

    16:48 with captions: “Luckily we have enough pies of ender..”

  • @maximillianmortensen394
    @maximillianmortensen394 4 роки тому +56

    4:26 21:41 "we know that's diamonds at the end of this tunnel" "what the hell there are diamonds at the end of this tunnel" LMFAO

  • @e.ram07
    @e.ram07 4 роки тому +587

    Joel: "Sorry to the people who don't like my face."
    Me: That makes two of us, buddy.
    I usually get a 'grand total' of, let's see...ZERO likes. Thanksss humansss. (Or aliens, that's better.)👽

  • @eevieiftrue
    @eevieiftrue 4 роки тому +17

    Joel: Can I do it in 24 hours?
    LTN: "Laughs in Cave Johnson"

    • @eevieiftrue
      @eevieiftrue 4 роки тому +1

      Granted, joel did beat the dragon within 24 hours, while ltn took a very long time

  • @piper7423
    @piper7423 4 роки тому +10

    *Joel leaves tree floating*
    Everyone: *comments*

  • @miamoo6788
    @miamoo6788 4 роки тому +19

    When your American and here Joel say “composter”
    👌👌👌

  • @randompersonontheinternetw4760
    @randompersonontheinternetw4760 4 роки тому +12

    Joel:It looks pretty terrible
    Me: **laughs in square dirt house**

  • @rai.3271
    @rai.3271 4 роки тому +14

    Joel:"It looks pretty terrible"
    me:"MY HOUSES ARE BOXES."

  • @thomaswells5272
    @thomaswells5272 3 роки тому +2

    Now that brings a whole new meaning to going out with a bang!

  • @brookeequestrian6541
    @brookeequestrian6541 4 роки тому +60

    “ I just had some Cheerios and a cuppa tea” .... YeS iM vErY bRiTiSh 😂

  • @emilythechild4997
    @emilythechild4997 4 роки тому +25

    Joel:”it looks terrible”
    Me:”I bet I can build that”
    Me then realising that I can only build a square with windows 🤣

  • @gollishh
    @gollishh 4 роки тому +16

    Joel: *almost completes Minecraft in 21 hours*
    Me: *Hasn't even got to end yet and has had Minecraft world for almost a year*

  • @sirid.37
    @sirid.37 3 роки тому +4

    2:32 “I’m not gonna fall for that” looses hearts from fall damage

  • @MonicaLopez-gc1cc
    @MonicaLopez-gc1cc 4 роки тому +19

    Dan TDM: *spends hours looking for the boots knowing it’s the rarest thing in the game* Joel: *gets it first few tries* 😂😂

    • @bennycheca9426
      @bennycheca9426 4 роки тому

      It's those new boots with the soul enchantment

    • @MonicaLopez-gc1cc
      @MonicaLopez-gc1cc 4 роки тому

      Erica Rose watch Dan tdm’s video to understand

  • @cosmiccostaconcordia
    @cosmiccostaconcordia 4 роки тому +15

    Joel: ive seen Mumbo Jumbo... blah blah blah
    Me: i really wish u would join hermit craft!

  • @clueless4990
    @clueless4990 4 роки тому +53

    joel: so everyone who hates my face sorry
    me: no no you beautiful that's why lizzie married you

    • @sugarlu9388
      @sugarlu9388 4 роки тому +5

      What about his personality 😂😂
      (Not trying to be rude😋)

  • @jenchulichaeng8690
    @jenchulichaeng8690 4 роки тому +13

    Joel: builds such a amazing houses in hardcore mode
    Me: can't build a house in easy mode
    👁️👄👁️