That Baby is a Schrute! - The Office US

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  • @catgirl3259
    @catgirl3259 5 років тому +18835

    "You didn't hear it from me"
    "Yes I did"
    *I love dwight*

    • @nico-bq3mx
      @nico-bq3mx 5 років тому +13

      cat girl Same

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 4 роки тому +50

      I used that line at work all the time but it doesnt stop the same people telling you secrets...

    • @thanos9530
      @thanos9530 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you for loving me

    • @harmanndhiman9492
      @harmanndhiman9492 4 роки тому +2

      Haha he a savage

    • @harmanndhiman9492
      @harmanndhiman9492 4 роки тому

      @@thanos9530 r u Dwight k shrute?

  • @keirstynkat
    @keirstynkat 5 років тому +9128

    I love how Dwight pushes open the doors, confident as heck knowing he is a father. It just warms my heart to know that Dwight has always wanted to be a father.

    • @cherylhulting1301
      @cherylhulting1301 4 роки тому +368

      Dwight wanted to be a father from the first season. Even while sizing up the "Purse Girl," he excused his staring at her breasts as hoping his wife would have large breasts. "Not for me but for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies." 😅😊😨

    • @9yearsagokk
      @9yearsagokk 4 роки тому +81

      @@cherylhulting1301 I forgot about that scene typical Dwight 😂😂😂😂 crazy as hell

    • @mattslupek7988
      @mattslupek7988 3 роки тому +20

      THE HAY KING!!

    • @UsmanArshad-qv5nt
      @UsmanArshad-qv5nt Рік тому

      You don't need to love; you need to stop being over😂

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 6 місяців тому

      He's cradled a gourd before

  • @RebelleGameOfficial
    @RebelleGameOfficial 6 років тому +23966

    Beautiful first words from father to son.

    • @smolcan4984
      @smolcan4984 6 років тому +649

      It will lead millions !

    • @ragerenegade
      @ragerenegade 5 років тому +574

      @@smolcan4984 willingly or................ As SLAVES!!!!!

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR 5 років тому +40

      It says verified but ive never heard of you.

    • @ragerenegade
      @ragerenegade 5 років тому +44

      @@MurdochMMQCR yeah cuz you're such a genius you have heard about every verified person ever

    • @ismaelnazario6402
      @ismaelnazario6402 5 років тому +27

      @@ragerenegade ok white knight calm down

  • @swordfireguy5869
    @swordfireguy5869 4 роки тому +4970

    Dwight is such a gentleman.
    “I promised not to tell.”
    “Then don’t.”

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 3 роки тому +80

      Oscar tells him anyway.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 роки тому +188

      Oscar WAS always one for drama even if he didnt like to admit it

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Рік тому +13

      It was not about being a gentleman but rather more about keeping one's word and not caring enough about some ''gossip'' (as he didn't know yet what that was all about)

    • @tigerjewelz2148
      @tigerjewelz2148 Рік тому +16

      "You didn't hear it from me"
      "Yes I did"
      Lol

    • @janedoll3237
      @janedoll3237 Рік тому

      I wish more characters were written that way

  •  8 років тому +16280

    "The only premature baby in this room in the baby this baby ate" XD

    • @nai36821
      @nai36821 6 років тому +322

      *his face when he says it*

    • @pratiksaha8879
      @pratiksaha8879 5 років тому +136

      Lil kevin

    • @catgirl3259
      @catgirl3259 5 років тому +176

      Chuckles "little kevin"

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI 5 років тому +56

      @@catgirl3259 Is this supposed to imply that Kevin ate a baby?!

    • @michelangelo3911
      @michelangelo3911 5 років тому +167

      In the future, he will have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

  • @akshitgupta1161
    @akshitgupta1161 6 років тому +30090

    " Cancel the circumcision" - because as the tradition goes, Schrute babies perform their own circumcision.

    • @WikiTay
      @WikiTay 6 років тому +1485

      Pat Terson holy shit are you ok? lmfao shut the fuck up

    • @Falloutglitch
      @Falloutglitch 6 років тому +1219

      @@Tanzles The reason why it eliminates those risks is because the body part is not there anymore. That would be like saying eliminating breasts reduces breast cancer and makes it easier to clean your chest. Do some more in depth research please, because there are no benefits.

    • @kennysboat4432
      @kennysboat4432 6 років тому +424

      @@Tanzles no std or cancer is preventable by any surgical procedure to the penis.

    • @lumi2572
      @lumi2572 6 років тому +554

      *Jesus christ, no one honestly gives TWO SHITS if your penis got uncircumcised or not, or how b a d it is. Just watch the god fucking video.*

    • @ultra-chad4951
      @ultra-chad4951 6 років тому +324

      @@Tanzles if you can't clean your penis because it has foreskin then that sounds like a separate issue. Also, no medical proof that removal would do anything to prevent an std, only condoms would help

  • @NYCGemini2000
    @NYCGemini2000 7 років тому +19464

    Angela throws the most shade but she's been with multiple guys during the show. Andy, Dwight, and the senator lol.

    • @mattbryan1099
      @mattbryan1099 6 років тому +769

      Pam has been with more. Roy, Jim, Derek, that artist guy, and Jim again.

    • @gracea9476
      @gracea9476 6 років тому +526

      Taurean Simmons STATE senator

    • @Crabcore1
      @Crabcore1 6 років тому +1177

      And she Cheated on all of them. What a hypocrite. I like her.

    • @shren1571
      @shren1571 6 років тому +941

      She never slept with Derek or the artist guy. So just Jim and Roy

    • @vanessam.v2779
      @vanessam.v2779 6 років тому +23

      @@oshtheld she cracks me up!! love her

  • @200cc9
    @200cc9 5 років тому +18589

    Dwight makes “Schrute” sound like a title more than a last name LMAO

    • @skogli8268
      @skogli8268 4 роки тому +60

      200cc schrrrrrrute😂

    • @fixafix69
      @fixafix69 4 роки тому +199

      My family do that too. It's kinda cool to be honest, especially if you're the older first male born

    • @angiecho9234
      @angiecho9234 4 роки тому +51

      Because it’s true

    • @魏婴-u2w
      @魏婴-u2w 4 роки тому +53

      @@fixafix69 You can just feel the power surging in your veins as soon as the word comes out your mouth.

    • @syedazeen1260
      @syedazeen1260 4 роки тому +65

      it’s like “philip from the house of schrute”

  • @counterclockwiseemu8447
    @counterclockwiseemu8447 5 років тому +3399

    I love how they always referred to him as “The Senator” like he doesn’t even have a name

    • @Extinctanimals22
      @Extinctanimals22 3 роки тому +44

      Does anyone ever remember his name?

    • @evathespeaker9537
      @evathespeaker9537 3 роки тому +51

      @@Extinctanimals22 Robert

    • @mattslupek7988
      @mattslupek7988 3 роки тому +117

      State senator

    • @mattslupek7988
      @mattslupek7988 3 роки тому +10

      What I never understood is that if she’s married to a state senator, why is she in Scranton and not Harrisburg?

    • @lafayette2957
      @lafayette2957 2 роки тому +26

      @@mattslupek7988 state senators don’t necessarily live in the state capital. The two actual senators do tho

  • @thekeeperofpromise
    @thekeeperofpromise 7 років тому +4551

    Anybody notice Oscar whisper "I knew it" after Angela confesses?

    • @jmp868
      @jmp868 6 років тому +8

      thekeeperofpromise what time in the video?

    • @marthamendoza8465
      @marthamendoza8465 5 років тому +100

      0:25

    • @DeserieDrew
      @DeserieDrew 4 роки тому +64

      Cause he's a numbers guy

    • @osmel8780
      @osmel8780 4 роки тому +64

      Let’s be honest. He was eyeing the senator. That’s why he told Dwight

  • @matt32591
    @matt32591 5 років тому +6387

    At 3:04, you can tell Angela is trying to hide a smile when she sees Dwight hold Phillip for the first time

    • @bartholomew5101
      @bartholomew5101 5 років тому +396

      Well spotted sir

    • @delusionalnoodles
      @delusionalnoodles 5 років тому +252

      I think that was the actor, I don’t think it was part of the script lol

    • @maturelydisapointingmember2699
      @maturelydisapointingmember2699 5 років тому +503

      @@delusionalnoodles yeah but still..its basically a natural instinct to smile when the father of your baby holds your child..so as improv it works

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 5 років тому +68

      I think she was smiling at the senator.

    • @rgkong8783
      @rgkong8783 5 років тому +12

      matt32591 didn’t even notice that...

  • @jamesdsouza8783
    @jamesdsouza8783 4 роки тому +4017

    Also Angela to Pam: "You know, a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard" 😂😂

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 4 роки тому +348

      Look at her now 🤣🤣🤣 at least Pam was with the same dude before and after she got married

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +93

      Hypocrite

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 3 роки тому +3

      Perhaps i should explain it again as she was willing to.

    • @edggarsaell8739
      @edggarsaell8739 3 роки тому +13

      is that Dwight and Angela had already married xDDDDDD

    • @amyvelvet
      @amyvelvet 2 роки тому +13

      How the turntables…

  • @sergiocarniel
    @sergiocarniel 6 років тому +1819

    2:28 I lost it when Dwight looked at the camera nodded his head

    • @MrEAus
      @MrEAus 5 років тому +56

      Also, Kevin cheekily grinning to the camera at 0:45..!

    • @mackenziedevincent674
      @mackenziedevincent674 4 роки тому +4

      Me too

    • @gabyjuen
      @gabyjuen 3 роки тому +17

      He always acts as he's the protagonist of an action movie. I love it.

  • @durendalhuynh
    @durendalhuynh 6 років тому +8060

    Roses are red
    The ocean has waves
    You will lead millions...
    willingly or as slaves

  • @maclippy713
    @maclippy713 9 років тому +6281

    'Little Kevin' 😂😂😂

  • @caitlynventura764
    @caitlynventura764 7 років тому +14367

    AND THEN I KISSED YOU WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND WATERFALLS 😂

    • @goldensperm7182
      @goldensperm7182 5 років тому +62

      Haha! Gotta leave a comment for you to see that you got this much likes 😂

    • @peacefulliving5703
      @peacefulliving5703 4 роки тому +41

      I love that line😂

    • @charfree6888
      @charfree6888 4 роки тому +3

      Hey did u know u got many likes?

    • @caitlynventura764
      @caitlynventura764 4 роки тому +5

      char free yo oh my gosh I forgot completely about this lmao thank you

    • @Funkyk2
      @Funkyk2 4 роки тому +10

      That better be in many vows of marriage and proposals!

  • @jeffzzzz1955
    @jeffzzzz1955 7 років тому +3297

    "You will lead millions. Willingly, or as slaves"
    Hahahah i am sooo done😂😂😂

    • @kaylabattle9532
      @kaylabattle9532 11 місяців тому +1

      It’s hilarious and horrifying at the same time😀

    • @AL_Neri2
      @AL_Neri2 5 місяців тому

      austrian painter laughing in joo heaven

  • @CarnivorousCowMan
    @CarnivorousCowMan 7 років тому +1066

    i love how with a lot of these scenes you can see how much fun the actor is having beneath the expression they're acting out. the office is legendary man, nobody could keep a straight face.

    • @mikerabbit9789
      @mikerabbit9789 5 років тому +15

      Yours is probably the only comment that's not about circumcision or just a quote from the video

    • @gigi-gc8gu
      @gigi-gc8gu 3 роки тому +5

      It’s the funniest part

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 роки тому +5

      If you watch the bloopers the actors had a lot of fun during filming

  • @GwendolynJohn
    @GwendolynJohn 5 років тому +646

    “That baby is a shrute and unless someone taught Mose sex that baby is mine. I love the office

  • @BerdFly
    @BerdFly 4 роки тому +2515

    "she'll make you cut ur fingernails. Not worth iiiittt"
    Eren is my fav

    • @TheModernDespot
      @TheModernDespot 4 роки тому +35

      Came to the comments hoping someone else noticed this line. There are so many good lines this clip, that this one gets lost.

    • @its_aj957
      @its_aj957 4 роки тому +11

      She annoyed tf outa me😂

    • @Androssi709
      @Androssi709 3 роки тому +44

      Tatakae

    • @BritM
      @BritM 3 роки тому +1

      @@PUFFIZER Also decided to become a woman

    • @testtest-vz8oj
      @testtest-vz8oj 3 роки тому +20

      Eren yeager

  • @elishaso
    @elishaso 5 років тому +573

    "I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls" was surprisingly romantic

  • @xoxoskittles06
    @xoxoskittles06 7 років тому +2911

    i kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls XD amazing line !!

    • @jmp868
      @jmp868 6 років тому +5

      Ricki R ❤️💚💛

  • @patrickjdrahman
    @patrickjdrahman 4 роки тому +242

    I love how the HUSBAND leaves the room when she's gonna nurse him but Dwight stays in there XD and when the senator comes back in and Dwights just casually right there

  • @DMWilhelm
    @DMWilhelm 3 роки тому +232

    As possible as it is that Oscar's just a bit of a gossip queen, I love the idea that he was really looking out for Dwight here. He can be condescending, smug, and likes to indulge in some drama here and there, but he's a good friend, an empathetic person, and it makes sense that he'd think Dwight had a right to meet his son. Easily one of the most underrated characters on the show, and it's great that he becomes Phillip's godfather at the end of the series.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 2 роки тому +7

      I missed that the first time I watched the show. I wonder if when he first saw the baby, Oscar knew it was Dwights.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Рік тому +5

      @@mechengr1731 He didn't ''know'' anything, he just saw that the baby was NOT premature, figured the math and started having suspicions

  • @aliceroxcullen98
    @aliceroxcullen98 7 років тому +19914

    I don't even watch the office but somehow i fell down the blackhole of the office youtube clips
    Edit: Damn guys wow thanks. Funnily enough I've since finished the entire series and loved it 😂🙋🏽‍♀️

    • @titan1853
      @titan1853 7 років тому +255

      hanarnie:') WATCH IT!

    • @SunnyxShadows
      @SunnyxShadows 7 років тому +106

      hahaha me too. i want to watch it now. wish i had the dvds.

    • @YingofDarkness
      @YingofDarkness 7 років тому +9

      Same!

    • @kevinfager.
      @kevinfager. 7 років тому +143

      Awww. I envy you. For I will never again know the joy of first discovering the office.

    • @XRZ350
      @XRZ350 7 років тому +67

      It's on Netflix!
      Binge! Binge!

  • @a-a-ron6245
    @a-a-ron6245 5 років тому +601

    Dwight: I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that in my head right now.
    Dwight:**disgustingly gestures**

    • @iamaqween5156
      @iamaqween5156 5 років тому +6

      A-A-Ron GO TO OSHAG HENNESSY’S OFFICE!

    • @justintime3656
      @justintime3656 4 роки тому +1

      Pardon me.
      Are you A-A-Ron Burr, sir?

  • @ashleyaltidor23
    @ashleyaltidor23 7 років тому +1698

    Dwight always knew it was his 😃

  • @abails2142
    @abails2142 7 років тому +8822

    Willingly or as slaves😂

  • @Epic11705
    @Epic11705 3 роки тому +99

    1:52
    I love how Dwight has those moments when he treats life as a movie, like that time he asked Angela to have a baby with him by asking her “bare my child”.

  • @CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw
    @CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw 4 роки тому +383

    I love how the senator just left Dwight alone with his wife while she breastfed the baby

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 роки тому +54

      hes not that naive..he know that ain't his baby

    • @CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw
      @CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw 3 роки тому +9

      @@razkable true lol

    • @Daboss-kq3jm
      @Daboss-kq3jm 2 роки тому +59

      @@razkable he was secretly gay after all

    • @veeeeerrrrraaaaaaaa5624
      @veeeeerrrrraaaaaaaa5624 2 роки тому

      @@Daboss-kq3jm yeahhh boobs probably gross him out 😂😂

    • @IBeMelissa
      @IBeMelissa 2 роки тому +35

      @@Daboss-kq3jm He was gay AND knew the kid wasn't his lmao

  • @nataliewaters7415
    @nataliewaters7415 6 років тому +1002

    "...And there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata..."
    Says the vegetarian.

    • @nevermore99x30
      @nevermore99x30 5 років тому +86

      Omg I can't believe I didn't catch that!

    • @cyberhexxcin
      @cyberhexxcin 5 років тому +150

      She's a woman of many contradictions

    • @AsYourCruiseDirector
      @AsYourCruiseDirector 5 років тому +82

      And for the record, it was chicken marsala.

    • @justadjustor8993
      @justadjustor8993 5 років тому +28

      @@AsYourCruiseDirector "Right 🙄" 😄

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 роки тому +49

      Not to mention, most of the alcohol cooks off. It's really hard to get drunk off a wine based sauce.

  • @alice.francis
    @alice.francis 6 років тому +342

    "I promised I wouldn't tell"
    "So don't "
    *tells*

  • @kaanucar22
    @kaanucar22 7 років тому +866

    "Cancel the circumcision!" I think he said that, because in one episode he said he had done his own circumcision. Because of the fact that the baby was a Schrute, he would make him do his own circumcision.

    • @SeerofPeace
      @SeerofPeace 4 роки тому +3

      Kaan Uçar lmfao

    • @ovs4744
      @ovs4744 4 роки тому +15

      Ernest BR hardly anyone in Germany is circumcised

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 роки тому +32

      Ewww, male genital mutilation

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 4 роки тому +1

      Jonah S bruh

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 4 роки тому +1

      Loyal Royalty it’s not tho

  • @skymartinez7726
    @skymartinez7726 6 років тому +212

    3:02-3:08 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing the way Dwight is comparing the baby.

  • @CJihoo
    @CJihoo 5 років тому +87

    I loved how this one thing took Dwight out of his destructive phase and focus totally on his love life and future stability. Becoming a father completely changed him.

  • @Milfsted
    @Milfsted 9 років тому +4580

    I wish Dwight was my Dad

    • @spiderboy-db5us
      @spiderboy-db5us 7 років тому +325

      Milfsted do you really wish that? Be careful with the choice of words you used

    • @tara303
      @tara303 7 років тому +31

      really?

    • @Raw_naq
      @Raw_naq 6 років тому +20

      me too.

    • @wndrwmn72a44
      @wndrwmn72a44 6 років тому +143

      Milfsted He'll make you grow beets and cut meat off the horse's to make 6 hamburgers or 12 sliders!

    • @Arab_monkey
      @Arab_monkey 6 років тому +31

      WndrWmn72 A wouldn’t sound that bad if you ask me in survival situation

  • @kianoakley4522
    @kianoakley4522 5 років тому +198

    "you didn't hear it from me"
    "Yes I did"
    Dwight is literally me 😂

  • @drwatson221b
    @drwatson221b 3 роки тому +49

    "And then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls"
    Dwight is no less when it comes to true romance.

  • @josecastroramos8241
    @josecastroramos8241 5 років тому +140

    1:45 "Oh. What a beautiful child. Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose."

  • @GhostofRhurValley
    @GhostofRhurValley 7 років тому +638

    Then I kissed you with the force of a thousand water falls .

    • @lucifuge927
      @lucifuge927 5 років тому +9

      Good line to use in the future lol

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 роки тому +3

      Dwight the poet lol

  • @happymcdull-4209
    @happymcdull-4209 5 років тому +330

    “Who are you?”
    “I just might be his father”
    “I don’t know what that means”
    ......what? How do you not understand words?

    • @CS-yg7bp
      @CS-yg7bp 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gallus-gallus
      @Gallus-gallus 4 роки тому +9

      She only knows circumcisions.

    • @444haluk
      @444haluk 4 роки тому +8

      "Might be"

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 4 роки тому +1

      She's the same dumb lady from Parks and Recreation

  • @keirstynkat
    @keirstynkat 5 років тому +140

    I knew the baby was a Schrute from the beginning. Even when Angela said the DNA test proved it wasn't, I knew she was lying. A nose that small has to be from a Schrute.

  • @someone._.
    @someone._. 2 роки тому +54

    I'm still not over Oscar saying: "The only premature baby in this room is the baby this baby ate" I mean huequicb I just can't

  • @HeraAndHyde
    @HeraAndHyde 2 роки тому +59

    I love how Dwight goes to his son without hesitation after hearing from Oscar. The Father instinct kicked in really fast😊

  • @mccoyyoung4806
    @mccoyyoung4806 3 роки тому +45

    I love how Dwight looks at the camera when Angela denies they were together a month before the wedding 😂

  • @kkirlin07
    @kkirlin07 3 роки тому +23

    1:04 u have to catch that little detail of Dwights face after that sentence man, it’s epic

  • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
    @TalkAsSoftAsChalk 6 років тому +126

    "Tiny nose" 😂😂😂😂

  • @kenitriasymone5030
    @kenitriasymone5030 5 років тому +50

    It's amazing how he always knew , that was his child 😍

    • @SuperSimmerGal
      @SuperSimmerGal 4 роки тому +2

      Which is exactly why I highly doubt Astrid was actually Michael's. Considering how badly HE wanted to be a father, I think he would have known in his heart as well (instead of feeling no connection).

  • @James-May
    @James-May 5 років тому +28

    I love how Oscar told Dwight that he shouldn't tell, and Dwight willingly complied by saying "So don't", but Oscar says it anyway.

  • @DJfractalflight
    @DJfractalflight 6 років тому +26

    2:14 - Wow, look at Dwight claim his territory with a fierce curtain pull!

  • @SMP2390
    @SMP2390 Рік тому +6

    Angela literally enjoyed the fact the Dwight knew you saw how she cracked a smile when he held him

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 8 років тому +397

    I just realized there's already hints of the Senator being gay in this scene. At 2:05 he leaves as Angela says she has to breastfeed Phillip the Senator leaves, adamantely refusing to stay.
    I'm guessing he probably never even had sex with Angela, using her solely as his Beard.

    • @geetar240
      @geetar240 8 років тому +114

      Well, this is s8e13, and in the seventh season half of the office discussed the senator being gay after Angela announced their engagement, so it was kind of obvious at that point

    • @josefinebliss2801
      @josefinebliss2801 7 років тому +30

      Then how would he ever believe the baby is his.... And how would Angela believe he's straight...

    • @mangafan589
      @mangafan589 7 років тому +104

      Josefine Lea because he had sex with Angela. There are many closeted gay men who are married and have children.

    • @Crabcore1
      @Crabcore1 6 років тому +45

      Hints ? It's already established in season 7 I think, when Oscar catch him checking another man butt, and a few episodes later Ryan tell them that he liked FB pictures oh him at 3 am. Plus his story with his aid.

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 6 років тому

      His face was priceless lmao

  • @troupemember14
    @troupemember14 6 років тому +221

    "That baby looks just like me"
    "Every baby looks just like you, your face kinda looks like a baby"
    Damn Angela ok😂😂😂

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому +1

      she was mad at him at this time in denial

  • @reginvfvlvnge
    @reginvfvlvnge 8 років тому +76

    1:22
    that moment when you realize , you are dad XD

  • @Phalguni777
    @Phalguni777 7 років тому +46

    2:04 he was about to lose it lmao

  • @davidkropinak6261
    @davidkropinak6261 6 років тому +111

    Wait a minute. Isn't Angela vegetarian in the earlier seasons. How'd she eat that chicken marsala?

  • @user-vi1tb8sy1c
    @user-vi1tb8sy1c 4 роки тому +627

    Angela: There was way too much wine on my chicken piccata
    *She’s a vegetarian*
    How did no one notice?

    • @motherofpea4rll
      @motherofpea4rll 4 роки тому +53

      Because angela is only something when it draws attention to her

    • @hschsc1300
      @hschsc1300 4 роки тому +28

      Angela is the office mattress.

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 4 роки тому +15

      Bruh she referenced eating meat even before this episode like 2 times. She probably stopped being a vegetarian

    • @Icebluegel11
      @Icebluegel11 3 роки тому

      She was lying maybe there’s no veggie dish that has wine in it

    • @karinaroman4896
      @karinaroman4896 2 роки тому

      Oscar did.

  • @shailrajthakur590
    @shailrajthakur590 5 років тому +16

    Can’t help but imagine how Dwight Jr would turn out to be. I mean Dwight and Angela’s by-product has to have a spinoff for sure. :D

  • @benhur6211
    @benhur6211 7 років тому +215

    50% of this comment section is circumcision related and 50% are quotes from the clip.

    • @Moozy-Fruit
      @Moozy-Fruit 6 років тому +7

      Ben Hur, and 1% is people keeping track of the percentile of the comment section. Thats including me.....

    • @adamstryzlakyr2720
      @adamstryzlakyr2720 6 років тому +1

      Pat Terson it’s their choice

    • @michaelmccarthy4615
      @michaelmccarthy4615 5 років тому +2

      2% of the comments have the force of 1000 waterfalls.

    • @allaussietraveller9879
      @allaussietraveller9879 4 роки тому +6

      Jentucky Fried Chicken it's their choice to mutilate their infant son who does not have a choice... your logic is flawed.

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamstryzlakyr2720 No, it's not.

  • @junjun-xl5lf
    @junjun-xl5lf 4 роки тому +23

    God I really love this show, Dwight's face when he is certain that it's his baby Hahaha

  • @willymayshays
    @willymayshays 5 років тому +45

    The best part of this scene was Kevin saying “I got little Kevin Call Of Duty”

  • @quroncoop914
    @quroncoop914 5 років тому +25

    “You didn’t hear it from me..!”
    “Yes I did”

  • @adrianw.8700
    @adrianw.8700 4 роки тому +24

    “Cancel the circumcision!" So Shrute and so wise :)

  • @MatheusSantos-jw8ht
    @MatheusSantos-jw8ht 6 місяців тому +3

    00:30 "we've just seen thor" LOL i guess the senator really enjoyed watching chris hemsworth.

  • @3fammy
    @3fammy 4 роки тому +15

    3:09 🤣🤣 the way he walk tho

  • @joaquintaylor9993
    @joaquintaylor9993 6 років тому +34

    "I promised not to tell"
    "So don't"

  • @carol-cb5oo
    @carol-cb5oo 2 роки тому +11

    "you didn't hear that from me"
    "yes i did"
    *the best character ever*

  • @tojo4
    @tojo4 7 років тому +20

    "I kissed you with the force of 1000 waterfalls" -- Dwight the Poet

  • @Noah-yx1uj
    @Noah-yx1uj 5 років тому +18

    1:58 that baby is a SCHRUTE

  • @YouSoCouldHaveGotMe
    @YouSoCouldHaveGotMe 3 роки тому +35

    The reason Dwight is the best character on the Office:
    Oscar: You didn’t hear it from me
    Dwight: yes I did

  • @ricardososa5190
    @ricardososa5190 7 років тому +128

    "you will lead millions"....

    • @keknov5555
      @keknov5555 4 роки тому +4

      “Willingly or as slaves!”

  • @cheesecake134
    @cheesecake134 6 років тому +26

    "We had just seen Thor and there was WAY too much wine in my chicken piccata."

  • @ericmueser
    @ericmueser 2 роки тому +7

    "I promised I wouldn't tell,"
    "So don't,"
    Wholesome. Dwight discouraging gossip.

  • @brodythebrickbuilder6843
    @brodythebrickbuilder6843 2 роки тому +7

    Dwight's realization after Oscar said she got pregnant a month before the wedding, that was a very priceless facial expression from Rainn Wilson.

  • @infinitygamer3829
    @infinitygamer3829 6 років тому +74

    “You see that baby in there? Cancel it’s circumcism.” 🤦🏼‍♂️ 😂

    • @ikarumizu
      @ikarumizu 5 років тому

      Its

    • @alikazerani
      @alikazerani 5 років тому +2

      @@ikarumizu At least correct both errors. :p

  • @danielcheng769
    @danielcheng769 3 роки тому +8

    That baby's face when Dwight whispered "willingly or as slaves" XD

  • @MrSufHu
    @MrSufHu 5 років тому +24

    Angela nearly broke out of her character at 2:46. Look at that little smirk

  • @Sheccid_Banuelos
    @Sheccid_Banuelos 5 років тому +15

    “I promised I wouldn’t tell”
    “So don’t “

  • @victoriasighs
    @victoriasighs Рік тому +6

    “And then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls.”
    ahhahahahhaha

  • @masego3152
    @masego3152 5 років тому +12

    "That baby is a Shrute!" 🤣 Dwight definitely made this show!😂

  • @afgpielover
    @afgpielover 3 роки тому +6

    "I kissed you with a force of a thousand waterfalls"
    Bruh what?! 🤣🤣

  • @larasims2973
    @larasims2973 4 роки тому +5

    “All babies look like you, you’re face kind if looks like a baby” lmao I can’tttt 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @HASNAINSHAH-my9ks
    @HASNAINSHAH-my9ks Рік тому +2

    The scene after this when he walks into office with a cigar in his mouth, confident as heck knowing its his baby is so classy

  • @medha8536
    @medha8536 4 роки тому +8

    You know a detail here, when Angela revealed that Philip was conceived out of wedlock, apart from Oscar there were the two office airheads there, and the sensible one Oscar who put two and two together and told Dwight about it...

  • @moazfareed1409
    @moazfareed1409 5 років тому +10

    1:29 the worst thing you wanna hear after telling a secret!

  • @gcord21
    @gcord21 6 років тому +165

    Funny that bigoted Angela was basically rescued by Oscar and later became the god father to her child.

  • @AbhishekJ89
    @AbhishekJ89 5 років тому +14

    "Senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor".... Can't stop laughing at that

    • @199NickYT
      @199NickYT 4 роки тому

      Was that foreshadowing at this point? I can't remember. Great throwaway line that's easily missed.

  • @ashleyonix4622
    @ashleyonix4622 7 років тому +31

    I just love Dwight. I just do.

  • @Gandalf914
    @Gandalf914 5 років тому +10

    That strut Dwight has when he walks out of the room 😂😂😂

  • @TheDivineYinzer
    @TheDivineYinzer 3 роки тому +14

    I like how Oscar tells dwight cause he knows

  • @lloydneo2198
    @lloydneo2198 3 роки тому +74

    Oscar: “I promise I wouldn’t tell anything”
    Dwight: “So don’t”
    Oscar: *Proceeds to tell Dwight anyway* lol

    • @katherinefrost6318
      @katherinefrost6318 3 роки тому +4

      I think Oscar was aware on some level that there was a possibility that Dwight was the father.

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 6 років тому +5

    2:45 Angela had trouble staying in character you can tell she's holding back laughter

  • @arbales7896
    @arbales7896 5 років тому +11

    "You didnt hear it from me!"
    "Yes I did!"

  • @kingslayer5911
    @kingslayer5911 2 роки тому +5

    "You will lead millions, willingly or as slaves " 😂😂
    I love Dwight

  • @brandonbuzz7075
    @brandonbuzz7075 4 роки тому +3

    Lmao, Dwight’s quick smirk 01:05 when imagining the possible baby of Angela & the Senator

  • @jonkopp6499
    @jonkopp6499 7 років тому +96

    Isn't Kevin and whats her face in the room when Dwight stated that the kid was his?

    • @bluedragonss1597
      @bluedragonss1597 5 років тому +5

      Jonathan Koppelman yes that’s why she spoke louder when he kept trying too say the baby is his.

    • @somethingrandom75
      @somethingrandom75 4 роки тому +2

      BlueDragonss 15 I thought it was because of the cameras.

  • @annabellasaintonge9048
    @annabellasaintonge9048 4 роки тому +5

    “Idk if I should tell you this”
    Dwight: so don’t

  • @WaywardAngel13
    @WaywardAngel13 6 років тому +5

    Dwight doing a play by play of he and Angela when the baby was conceived.
    DYING

  • @23fiftin82
    @23fiftin82 7 років тому +8

    " Lil' Kevin "
    Lol I died 😂 😂

  • @DBdubbs
    @DBdubbs 3 роки тому +4

    I love that Thor and wine in a chicken dish was Angela’s excuse for her and the senator