So I’m a communist, underrated, like mideveal weapons, like Gordon freeman, like history, you call this resisting arrest, like hockey , I want to know where cotton eye joe is.
(3:50) those are the legendary melees that are only accessable (and viewable once unlocked) through like .00000001 chance from crates (just buy starters and farm them untill u get them)
I still remember the old days where i go only melee with a trench mace. Im was actually pretty decent too but now i stop playing for awhile and now can't seem to do it now lol
I use the krampus kukri because Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work. Outa doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.
I literally unlocked the giant 2 handed sword that can one hit one kill in a single stroke but makes U run rlly slow from a chest, all cause i had like 4 yrs of chests stocked up in my inventory
Sorry that I deleted the previous video. It's because there was an error. Also sorry for the long wait. School is really kicking in high gear. Edit: The bottle is the Holiday Tea. I forgot to change the name sorry.
This vid may be over a year old... but I’d still like to say that I love to use the cleaver! The attack speed is quite reliable, and it usually just takes one or two hits to kill an enemy!
The other melees that you can't see only appears when you get them. For some people they might see hmm lets say Karam in their screen but you can't, but if you get karamb then sure you can see it.
Of course I use the trench mace and my favorite subject is history, but also I find it funny because I feel like some kid took like a mallet and just shoved some nails into it and called it a day
thx for carrying on the series for me. this was the only category i cant do lmao
I have lost many braincells because of the amount of editing.
@@VoVenatus LOL i feel ya
yes lmao
comment section guy in this guys comment section too
Sup oblivious
Fire axe: you say, “Here’s Johnny” every time before you kill
It's pretty hip to be square though.
What does it say when I carry a karambit around IRL?
Nah your just pyro
@@hellcatanalian lol I was waiting for someone to comment that
@@lvlzer0678 was waiting for someone to mention American psycho 😂
1:52 this aged so well.
Ummm, I’m concerned about this comment lol
The pan should've been: you're a tf2 meme lord
Can confirm
And the bottle should be Demoman
What makes me a good demoman?
If I were a bad demoman I wouldnt be sittin here discussin it whit ya now would I
LEEEETS DO IEEEEET
demopan tf2
2:54 team fortress 2 players:
DE DE DEMO, DE DE DEMOPAN DEMO DEMO PAN DEMOPAN **critical hit**
"If u use trench mace ur favorite subject is History"
Yeah my favorite subject is History
And I like old weapon
My favorite subject is also history
Trench macer here , using it until stylis release a shovel melee. Also i am a big fan of history too
haha I have committed several war crimes
i like removing the ability to one shot from the behind
Trench mace go bonk
Zero Cutter: You like Megaman. That's literally it. There's no other reason why you would use it.
no
well i mean i use it because out of all my other melee's its the coolest
Ware wa messia-
0:38 Scared the absolute hell out of me
SAME LOL
same
same cuz its 1am for me lol
Lmfao same
for stalin
I opened a random case and got the zero cutter when you couldn’t buy it and I didn’t even know it was rare.
Wait you could buy it now??
What did I just read?
Ya, me too
I got lightsaber
I too
Stick Grenade: You wish it functioned like the Ullapool Caber.
Fr
On god
So I’m a communist, underrated, like mideveal weapons, like Gordon freeman, like history, you call this resisting arrest, like hockey , I want to know where cotton eye joe is.
I like to B o n k and i like history
Nice same
@@talhahtaco2035 sledger
@@talhahtaco2035 so you hate simps
1:08 Laughs in 2k kills with the pocket knife.
Laughs in BOI DAS CAP.
Laughs in 4k kills with the trench mace
Laughs in 1 kill on bare fist
There's a 50% chance you either pull out your secondary, like, a smol gun. Or just pull out a fucking cool looking sharp thing.
When the melee is a gun
(3:50) those are the legendary melees that are only accessable (and viewable once unlocked) through like .00000001 chance from crates (just buy starters and farm them untill u get them)
Got this in my
Recommended. You’ve got the algorithm
This dude read my mind when i use the nightstick. I haven't seen a cloaker in like 1 year but it still haunts me.
Stereotype for Hunting Knife users : You just wanted a regular knife other than the starter one.
Yep, still waiting for the day stylis adds a butterfly knife.
@@lord_mew your wish has come true
2:31 when i saw the “you call this resisting arrest” i instantly recognized my most hated enemy in my favourite game
I still remember the old days where i go only melee with a trench mace. Im was actually pretty decent too but now i stop playing for awhile and now can't seem to do it now lol
exactly😮💨
Fire axe: You are the pyro *TF2 THEME INTENSIFIES*
stolen comment
@@fleshboss3925 lets go find who asked
@@fleshboss3925 Ok sorry, I didn’t realise
@Heavy Gaming Demo gaming
@Heavy Gaming MEDIC GAMING
I just like satisfying melees with fast walkspeed and cool skin
I use the krampus kukri because Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work. Outa doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.
redescription for hockey stick:
You're 90% canadian
but like
guns? NAH
I use a hockey stick
i would like to have a baseball bat that says
"Dialogue" on it so i can say "what about we (Talk) about this
the night stick sums it up for melee users like my self
i see a lot more people using a knife now
3:25 unfortunately, they are now hidden melees, until you have rolled a legendary case one of these, except for the crane, reaper and JKEY.
The part where he said COMMUNIST scared the shit outta me.
Same bud 🤣
fuckin joseph McCarthy over here
@@yeoss communist its good
Bruh me too 😅😅
@@ouryoutubechannel8847 hell yeah
As console once said: "Some melees appear invisible until you unlock them"
HAHA Thumber go brrr
Thumper
I literally unlocked the giant 2 handed sword that can one hit one kill in a single stroke but makes U run rlly slow from a chest, all cause i had like 4 yrs of chests stocked up in my inventory
@@billross9132 umm yeah that's how you unlock weapons
"Barely anyone uses this thing"
*Cries in 3k kills as the Mad Butcher*
Reaper : You like to flex it because you got it in the infection mode in 2019, even though its really a bad and terrible melee
Its stats are like that giant German sword I can't properly pronounce nor write the name of it.
As a proud scythe main... I can tell you for certain...
*We're all tryhards.*
Not to mention the sSsPpPiiiiiiinNnNn
Ice pick, Tomahawk, Night stick, and the Zero Cutter have been changed into realistic weapons.
I love how he putted cloaker voiceline on the nightstick
The crane melee is from an event where you had to make a crane freak out to get it.
0:38 made me jump...
You're a *COMMUNIST*
@@The_n00bygod no you lmao
3:14 I want this so badly, I legit searched this up on youtube to see what it does but stumbled on this instead.
you should have gone with "you like the inspect animation too much for some reason" for 2:01
Black mesa time
Its a reference to the crowbar
im suprised he actually guessed my favourite class, and the weapon i use for that reason
My favorite melee is the Entrencher because it makes a Crit sound when I Right click 😊
"you like bonking people"
Sledger:that is why i exist
Oh dang....he got mine right...
Your favorite school subject is history”
aulf gehts kameraden!!!
Your either a rank 0 or your lucky enough to have RNGesus bless you with a default Knife skin
Getting a good default knife skin is the ultimate power move
I use the void staff for the creepy noises and breaking my teammates' ears while we hold the point
0:06 I can explain it’s called we built different
Normally I dont like these kind of videos, but you nailed the nightstick perfectly.
Noob slayer: U like kill people when listening heavy metal
You like doom
*rip and tear brothers*
@Matěj Maťátko no the noobslayer is a real melee dumbass
@Matěj Maťátko no, its supposed to be the crucible from doom
ngl the noob slayer needs a better animation
I honestly like Mek'leth by the speed and damage balance, that-s why i use it.
1:31 Pyro can't dissagree
0:37
You're a *C O M M U N I S T*
2:30
Cloaker: *YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULT TWEAK!*
Ah yes, Payday 2
The War Axe should be like this "You are trying to become a viking."
Also. I do have War Axe in my inv. So it didn't disappeared.
Reaper "You like death... a lot"
I have a pink war axe :D
@@catgaming9369 I have Pearl one.
Jade key are unob for anyone wondering it was a limited event knife when ready player two was there and yes i was one of them
Apparently i own a sword you cant see in the melee catagory known as the world buster
Same and the noobslayer
Chosen one
I have it and its from a anime i think
@@Xitenu if you're talking about the World Buster, so is it NOT from an anime... it's from Final Fantasy VII
2:32
I like nightsticccccs, i like cloakers, i like backstabbing people- wait how do you backstab someone with a nightstick-
Imagine not having the clementine.
Karambit: You're probably a CSGO player.
Chosen One: You wan to be a Jedi in PF.
Theres a reason why i use hattori, coz its 1 shot even from the front side and still count as a backstab
Not expecting the Cloaker, but I'm happy it's there.
Z Cutter: You Are Either A Tryhard Or You Love The Megaman Zero Series.
mega man zero gang
@@mberrios1875 Megaman Zero gang
@@TheHeliKid megaman zero gang
@@willow1011 MEGAMAN ZERO GANNNNGGGGG
1:50 i mean, they did add a nerf gun so idk
alternative ''sterostype'' for frying pan: you are charging at your enemies with this
get it?
demopan?
laugh plz my gf left me
AAAAAHHHH
*TWONG*
MEDIEVAL CHEERING
Consider it laughed.
Zero Cutter: *"WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!"*
2:06 That is absolutely true
0:37 Guess I’m Communist, because for me it’s either that or the Nightstick until I unlock my first Legendary
2:33 We call this a difficulty tweak.
Man, I love payday 2.
the nightstick triggered some unexpected PTSD
Me: *opens a mjonir*
Him: *"You are uh, a worthy man, of dying in game."*
Fun fact about the zweihander:its name traduced from german to english mean "two handed" and thats why i like the weapon other than it being german
where did u get the don don don don don mystery sound effect
It's the X-File's theme song
The 3rd one was a call to the aliens vs. Predators movies.
I'm gonna replace the Long sword with:
EXU-CALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
indeed, i spot u fate fan
you call this resisting arrest we call this a difficulty tweak.
-cloaker
Sorry that I deleted the previous video. It's because there was an error. Also sorry for the long wait. School is really kicking in high gear.
Edit: The bottle is the Holiday Tea. I forgot to change the name sorry.
Well this video blew up.
Chosen one : you liked to use the force.
Mjolnir : you wanted to be the God of thunder.
Bare fist : you like to Ora barrage an enemy.
Reaper: You've watched the entire Scary Movie series.
I'm a toothbrush main and I'm gonna say that it's more like chasing somebody in game and saying out loud "YOU'VE SHOULD'VE PAYED YOUR TELE LICENSE"
Khi Việt Nam
This dude is underrated
This is amazing. (especially the payday 2 reference which is actually 100% accurate)
2:31 Ur the first UA-camr that mention a Cloaker by nightstick!!! :D
GOD DAMMIT I NEEDED A 5 COLLAT WITH A KNIFE TO BE BETTER THEN A NOOB MY 4 COLLAT WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
2:51
Fbi: saving kids is our job.
This vid may be over a year old... but I’d still like to say that I love to use the cleaver! The attack speed is quite reliable, and it usually just takes one or two hits to kill an enemy!
Cleaver very good for sneak up on prey.
Karambit has gone extinct
oof
When you got the Key: "Sir, you have a house now!"
The other melees that you can't see only appears when you get them. For some people they might see hmm lets say Karam in their screen but you can't, but if you get karamb then sure you can see it.
2:30 *I knew it was gonna be a fucking cloaker reference.*
This video is just so good I cant
Frying pan: you like pubg
Every demo man: So you have chosen, *death.*
Of course I use the trench mace and my favorite subject is history, but also I find it funny because I feel like some kid took like a mallet and just shoved some nails into it and called it a day
2:09 I don't think that's a crowbar
Mistake sorry
Zero cutter: Unlocked it after months and flexes it constantly
Hockey stick: You like hockey, your canadian, or you want people to think you’re a threat.
1:37 start getting the papers
Omg I use the baseball bat and say YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL thank you for adding that reference
youtubers with lower quality mics are the most underrated
Keyboard is capable of colats with very little difficulty (some others likely do too) and looks fantastic doing so
the z-saver screams "i always tank zero in marvel v capcom"
wheres the xx_noobslayer_xx blade or "The Crucible" from doom eternal
im pretty sure the reason why those weapons are missing is because you have to unbox them like the toy gun