I’m assuming this is the death metal band right? If so what song is that, a lot of death metal songs have some really good quotes like “the vision of the future is like staring at the sun, god damn, it will lead us blind”.
Why does it sound like naruto When naruto and Sasuke fight against each other he says the dialogue " I'll break every bone in your body" At least three times
Telltale games in a nutshell: the whole game choices don’t matter till the last episode and even then it ends in the same location with just different characters and lines
@@Canelinha247 yes I did no matter what lee dies in the first seasons at the end and clem loses her leg in the finale season Ajay is either able to make his own choices or not that’s it
What the option says: "What's wrong with that?" What the character says: "Look buddy, I don't understand what your problem is." *Guy will remember that*
Me when playing Telltale The Walking Dead: Me: **accidentally do something wrong** The game: **Clementine will remember that** **AUTOSAVING** Me: "OH NO!" **deletes everything and starts from the beginning**
@@xXXEnderCraftXXx idk about your opinion but in mine, mc story mode is by far one of the laziest and worst telltale game to ever exist, twd is my favorite tho
"you are a failed abortion" *Eli will remember you* *Eli secretly wants to propose* Later on: "married Mc is required to save the child that is LITERALLY BURNING"
@@hexshesmoringme1951 guess what the hell have I been waiting for 4 years XD. Guess they took their sweet time announcing it like what Bethesda is gonna do with Elder Scrolls 6
Remember how you have to use specific items in a specific way even though you could have used 3 other item you held onto most of the game? Pepperidge farm remembers.
@@UltimateSpiderMan there’s not supposed to be there supposed to be a way to keep your hands on the controller it’s a story based game not a fast paced beat em up
I hated how telltale would screw with the words, like when you say "stay calm" but your character says "calm the fuck down" like the game tricks you into being a jerk
Minecraft Story Mode and TFTBL, oh and Walking Dead are my favorite TellTale games, they were actually good, Season 1 of each game, Borderlands only had one game but I still enjoyed it because I love Borderlands.
Bruh, as a gamer, I can say this is absolutely accurate. The cover is all dope design to catch your eye and then the actual game is.....garbage? I was laughing so hard though 😂.
Telltale will truly forever be missed so press F to pay respects 😔 ,oh and for anyone who has never played one of these games at all before I can say that this is 100% how every game by them is like lol 🤣, great job on the parody too 👏 and anyone who is reading this have a very wonderful day 😀
Jokes aside Telltale have produced some of the most amazing games to ever exist and I sure as hell think that they don't deserve the hate they get. 'Choices don't matter'... some of them do some of them don't, the whole point of them is the emotions evoked in the characters by your dialogue choices. Telltale games aren't about the most revolutionary graphics or gameplay or multiplayer... they're about the storyline. Telltale Games are the greatest story tellers to ever exist, every single one of their games will either make you cry, mindfuck you or keep you at the edge of your seat waiting to see what will happen next.
@@tonyzacaharyaliac8662 yeah me too that would be the dream but sadly they lost the rights to the game after they first disbanded BUT there have been teasers for the Clementine saga to continue in comic books
@@c4nxslupos674 I know, I told my dad about it and he said it was cool I was in but someone there said he wanted to talk to my parents, and that's just weird. So I just decided to get kicked instead.
Anyone who sees this, hope you have a wonderful year. Bless you and everyone you love. Not many people will see this, but know that someone out there cares about you :)
I've been looking through multiple generations, the G.I, the silent, the baby boomers, the gen x, the millenials, the gen z and gen alpha and..... I still can't find who asked.
Don’t forget how sometimes the options aren’t what they say, for example it could say “What’s your problem?” And the character will say “You got a problem?” Like bro those are not the same thing.
“Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, if it doesn’t work, you can always hit them with it” - Boris the Blade
My dad constantly quotes this
heavy is good in tf2
Facts
I love you doktor
I’m assuming this is the death metal band right? If so what song is that, a lot of death metal songs have some really good quotes like “the vision of the future is like staring at the sun, god damn, it will lead us blind”.
what the thing says: “hello”
what your character says: “listen here, if you ever cross paths with me again, i’ll break every bone in your body.”
Fr
Why does it sound like naruto
When naruto and Sasuke fight against each other he says the dialogue " I'll break every bone in your body" At least three times
@@Mischievous_deity I just imagined his voice actor and his dub actor saying it the that flute song in the background absolutely epic
"Thanks for the compliment"
Idoit liked that.
[Tell Him Off]
Rest In Peace
Lee Everett
2012-2012
A True Protector
Rip a role model for all
Rip but I don’t think he was born in 2012
@@azizturki1309 I think it's focused on how long he has been alive in the media
so he born and die???😳😳😳
Rip
"Your Hat is dumb"
"thanks for the compliment"
*"Eli is now your friend"*
Lmaoo
It was a good compliment
Eli will remember that
That’s my nickname Lmao
@@harmoniousharmonmaster2415 oof sorry XD
Telltale games in a nutshell: the whole game choices don’t matter till the last episode and even then it ends in the same location with just different characters and lines
Did you play the walking dead??? Literally every choice matters
@@Canelinha247 yes I did no matter what lee dies in the first seasons at the end and clem loses her leg in the finale season Ajay is either able to make his own choices or not that’s it
And thats why we play Detroit become human kids!
that’s the second walking dead the first choices matter but the second it doesn’t matter
@@Maxx-kq5qh That game is fire.
"Clementine will remember that."
Nice to know you know the walking dead
@@anthonyshirley8015 I got the full ps4 collection
Walking dead is probably the best game ever
Clementine is in the night club (stray reference)
"Kenny will remember that."
What the option says: "What's wrong with that?"
What the character says: "Look buddy, I don't understand what your problem is."
*Guy will remember that*
Super relatable
Y: this place is cool!
Me: yeah that's a good option. *presses Y*
Character: Hey fuck you!
Thats relatable af 😂
"Hi!"
"I HATE YOU"
"How are you, friend?"
"STOP IT YOU'RE ANNOYING"
"???"
12 likes :P
@dark loser me too 🥲
@dark loser your username seems to serve you right
@@bladeoftheruinedking2543 lul
Can you please do Friday night funkin next
“Just stay away from me and my son” Kenny! :)
Frrrr
Kenny is an absolute W character
"Please! Just take the kids. It's too dangerous out here for them."
@@stan52323 d damn that line hit hard
@@AmazinAid so tru
Kenny: I.. I don’t know, I just..froze up..
Lee: You let another guy die dude
I was friendly to Kenny, he hated me.
Kenny: Stay away from me you urban sack of shit
Also Kenny: why can’t you help me save my family you urban sack of shit
stupid Lucas, always freezing up >:(
Corner we have another situation
@@funnybone6149 he didn’t say that but ok 💀💀💀
*[Friendly Hello]*
“I don’t like that Attitude.”
“Do you know where i can get some
sleep?”
*[Pulls Gun]* “DIE!!”
Hiya octane wattson simp here
Phone
Like how
Well technically he will get sleep just a never ending one
*based off a true story*
Lol
Lee: **breathes**
*Clementine will remember that*
*Kenny noticed your attitude*
*Your relationship withe Lilly has changed*
It’s all fun and games until that breath is the last one from chapter 1
*Larry hates you more*
@@blossomer8716 :(
@@blossomer8716 ☹️😞
So TRUE
You know what, Greg should make a video called "Greg in a nutshell"
I'll watch the vid through my sniper scope #4200
Heffley or...
I will whatch that through my xule weilded throwing knives with sniper scopes and an extended mag.
@@Xeronaltacc the UA-cam channel is called Greg renko
I love how the character is doing a cha-cha dance trying to pick up the gun
cha-cha slide
Cha-cha real smooth 💃🕴️
Take it back now y'all
“The walking dead season 1 remastered?”😭😭
Yup
Rip telltale. Rest in Minecraft story mode.
Facts
Cap TWD season 2 was the best just because you got to see Kenny beat Carvers face in with a pry/crowbar
@@r.niel_7 f yea
*•Rip, It Was Such A Good Game•*
Dude I beat me to this comment but for real tho season 3 would've been so damn epic
In Oblivion you just try to make a joke and the npc just frowns and says, “that wasn’t funny”
That must be a you thing, I've never experienced it.
Me trying to make people happy in UA-cam comments
@@TitaniumSteelGreatest That wasn't funny.
(-5 disposition)
@@benjinatorkahki-1858 Dammit
@@TitaniumSteelGreatest not funny, didn't laugh
(-3 charisma)
"..."
"Oh, thanks for the Compliment"
"Eli will remember that"
"WHY DO I SPECFICIALLY NEED A BROKEN GUN TO DO THIS"
i felt that.
OK😊
Mr_H will remember that.
Jesus loves you he died for your sins repent and have faith to be saved
Ikr lolz
Yes
Me when playing Telltale The Walking Dead:
Me: **accidentally do something wrong**
The game: **Clementine will remember that** **AUTOSAVING**
Me: "OH NO!" **deletes everything and starts from the beginning**
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
SO THAT'S WHAT THAT HENRY STICKMAN/HENRY STICKMIN REFERENCE WAS...
@@ellienugent3120 What reference? I don't think I've watched anyone play that path...
Until u realize that shut didn't matter
Fax
If Telltale Games have taught me anything, it's...
- People will remember that
- Silence is always a valid option
“Hey, friend!”
*Your relationship with Eli has changed*
*Eli will remember that*
*Eli did not like that*
Eli Vance died of cringe
Ikr
"Teamwork makes the dreamwork" - Jesse from Minecraft Story Mode
@SapphireAnimates Jesse: Teamwork makes the Dreamwork
*scr1bble will remember that*
YES.The best telltale game.
@@xXXEnderCraftXXx um have you not heard of walking dead?
@@xXXEnderCraftXXx idk about your opinion but in mine, mc story mode is by far one of the laziest and worst telltale game to ever exist, twd is my favorite tho
"Jumping is the easy part, it's the landing that's hard."
"you are a failed abortion"
*Eli will remember you*
*Eli secretly wants to propose*
Later on:
"married Mc is required to save the child that is LITERALLY BURNING"
“Who are you going to save, Tripp or Ava?” Me, who already knows whoever I save is just going to die in the next five minutes: *Visible Frustration*
Yes
On the case of the Batman Telltale Games you literally get to choose if you make a villain or make somebody not trust you
Tripp and Ava deserve better I can't believe taletell just took them away out of existance
And no matter what you do, Eleanor gets really pissed at you.
*Mfw Tripp has the reflexes to literally fling a walker off his back, but can’t climb down the obvious rebar to save his ass from the horde*
Lee: does literally anything
Clem: and I took that personally
Nah it should be
Lee: Does anything
*Clementine will remember that*
Lee: *helps Kenny*
Kenny: WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON, LEE?!
@@erictruong324 Kenny was so scummy bro fuck em
Ain't it Eli he was talking to not clementine?
@Eric Truong no I was talking about the video
Telltale games are CRIMINALLY underrated. I mean some of the bugs are stupid, but The Wolf Among Us is a masterpiece. Same as the books
AMONG US💀💀😃🤪😅🥸😄🥲🤩🥲🥳😂🤩🤨😄🤨😢😙😡😙🥺😙😩😌😌😌😍😶🌫️🤬🥵🥵😍😍🥵🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes they indeed are… if you didnt know telltale is back and i hope their new games actually get the attention they deserve 🤞🏻
@@hexshesmoringme1951 guess what the hell have I been waiting for 4 years XD. Guess they took their sweet time announcing it like what Bethesda is gonna do with Elder Scrolls 6
“Hi AJ”
“Your relationship has changed with AJ”
Finally someone understands my suffering
Lol
Ikr... the quick time events aren't even that quick every body can do them
@@UltimateSpiderMan true
Remember how you have to use specific items in a specific way even though you could have used 3 other item you held onto most of the game?
Pepperidge farm remembers.
@@UltimateSpiderMan there’s not supposed to be there supposed to be a way to keep your hands on the controller it’s a story based game not a fast paced beat em up
The best part is saying "..." the entire game and accidentally having someone remember it that one time in the entire game.
Oblivion be like
[Player] "I don't have enough"
[Villager] "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
Draws out sword, oblivion music intensifies
you mean "draws sword"?
withdrawing it would mean he already had it out and is putting back into the sheath
@@fortnitesexman yes, because now that is an very important action
Didn’t know Oblivion was made by Telltale
The word zombie doesn't exist on the tell tale world apart from that one time lee said it with Kenny, they say any word that means to walk
R/woosh
Haah get r/whoooosh
Idk if I hear liam or leeam and not Lee?
You haven't played minecraft story mode, eh?
@@drainagepipe-4150 c'mon that's obviously an exception
"Hi"
"You're choice hurt clementine"
"You're relationship with kenny has changed"
*Lilly noticed your tone*
Is it just me or does Greg do the best content!
Same
@@Untouchable-i4b ok
@@Untouchable-i4b yea that makes sense you didn’t even answer his question
👍
He does
Damn it i absolutly loved the twd telltale series of games... good times
You and Dimucc should be in faze you deserve more!
As a walking dead fan I can confirm this is true!
Yes
Indeed
You commented without watching the video
@@fuy1648 I did watch the vid
@@fuy1648 why do you say that?
"It's part of the game"
Player character: what game
Npc: *looks intensly at the screen* do it or rage quite
Eli:"stay away from me and my son*
Him:"ok I will stay away from you"
Me:what about his son?
"You" can mean singular or plural
as soon as i heard “Leo the zombies/walkers are here and there attacking my boy”this made me remember the walking dead season 1 episode 1
Yup
I remember that
That was the best telltale game imo. RIP Lee
“Hi there!”
Me an introvert: *Mr Fish will remember that*
Then out of nowhere another zombie attacks your friend and you need to choose who to save, after you pick the episode just ends.
God, I still remember minecraft story mode, That game was beautiful
Fax
MINECRAFT STORY MODE WAS MY CHILDHOOD :')
mc storymode gang 👍
Then Minecraft dungeons came out
Yessir
I bet if he said Eli's hat was stupid he would've been like "Thanks, I get that a lot" XD
Greg : ill start with a simple hello
*Says hello there!*
Me : Dont do it dont do it!
The other part of me : DEW IT
Me : GENERAL KENOBII
Was thinking the exact same thing 💀
Imagine someone entering the room to see him walking In different directions in inhuman speed
I hated how telltale would screw with the words, like when you say "stay calm" but your character says "calm the fuck down" like the game tricks you into being a jerk
i miss Lee.. i loved playing as him LIKE ALOT. i wish he somehow survived that bite
I absolutely love these games it’s like watching a movie but you pick the Dialogue between the characters
True
telltale games in a nutshell: QuickTime events
You forgot one, when you sometimes try to grab something and it makes you go to a different position to pick it up
Or when you walk around the whole room just to go to the other side and pick it up
Ay, I don’t know if u know who Noahj is but u got in his tiktok zombies video. Nice :)
Which video of Noah’s is he in?
Even if they are REALLY flawed I still enjoy the storyline in a telltale game
Minecraft Story Mode and TFTBL, oh and Walking Dead are my favorite TellTale games, they were actually good, Season 1 of each game, Borderlands only had one game but I still enjoyed it because I love Borderlands.
It’s so cool how he can do all of this by himself
Telltale be like:
Belgian Waffle // Omelette
*_THE WORLD WILL REMEMBER THAT_*
"Why can't I pick up this item" is the most relatable goddamn thing
Greg: "I heard these Telltale games are good"
Me: "Look, I love you and your content bro, but whoever told you that is *NOT* your friend."
I know it's just a skeet but telltale games are one of the best and the story is amazing
@@lesterbalmes7630 no
@@ImJustLayZ why
Greg: *hello there*
Eli: *GENERAL KENOBI*
Greg liked that…
Greg will remember that…
Your relationship with Greg has changed…
@@FalsestPositive lol
"You are a bold one"- me every time I see my friend and I say hello there
You can not believe how hard it is to pick up something in these games
This is the kind of shorts content I've truly been looking for
“Why can I pick up this gun”
Weeellllll for starters you should probably turn your controller on
Bro was doing the Gritty trying to pick up the gun💀
Bruh, as a gamer, I can say this is absolutely accurate. The cover is all dope design to catch your eye and then the actual game is.....garbage? I was laughing so hard though 😂.
I like twd. Great storyline
I mean the The Walking Dead, Jurassic Park, and Minecraft Story Mode we’re all good in my opinion
don't forget the homestar runner game they did
This is kinda true
but sometimes these things doesn't matter if the game is the walking dead good
Yep best game I ever played
@@supermorpheus1973 it was so good only a very few games competent it's story
"Broken Gun" will remember that.
Rip telltale I loved their games especially mc story mode
The walking dead was so good
MCSM is the only reason I’m here XD
"The choices you make affects the outcome of the story. "
The outcome:
A few years ago I checked out a job listing for telltale games. It said they required a masters degree in writing. 😂
We start with a simple hello
he didn’t like that indeed >:(
Teltail made minecraft story mode
Teltail is good
@@Mr_Jack_J. yes
Telltale will truly forever be missed so press F to pay respects 😔 ,oh and for anyone who has never played one of these games at all before I can say that this is 100% how every game by them is like lol 🤣, great job on the parody too 👏 and anyone who is reading this have a very wonderful day 😀
Tales of the borderlands and the wolf among us
@@loneliestshrimp1181 Yes those will most certainly be missed RIP 😪. Hey I hope you have a great day though 😀
I didnt like this cause there are too many emojis
@@kiachaelchild well I really don't care what you think 😂🤣 emoji laugh about that bye
F
You forgot the part when you need to pay $20 dollars to move to a next chapter
The "stay away from me and my son" so true lmao
The best telltale games I’ve played was Minecraft story mode and the walking dead
For some reason this is giving me Minecraft story mode flashbacks
Hmm yeah, I wonder why? It’s almost as if it’s another Telltale game!
Describes Minecraft Story Mode 😂
Jackie Chan: not best actor
Dwayne Johnson: not best actor
Tom cruise: not best actor
Greg renko: easily the best actor hands down
Thought this was a spam comment at first XD
This guy is literally the best comedian youtuber out there and I'm loving it 🤣
I remember playing, HALO: CE where there was just one walking movement speed the whole time, it was quite irritating, but still super fun
Honestly this is fantastic you should to a calab with @thatdudeshifunny
Nah hes kinda funny
Jokes aside Telltale have produced some of the most amazing games to ever exist and I sure as hell think that they don't deserve the hate they get.
'Choices don't matter'... some of them do some of them don't, the whole point of them is the emotions evoked in the characters by your dialogue choices. Telltale games aren't about the most revolutionary graphics or gameplay or multiplayer... they're about the storyline.
Telltale Games are the greatest story tellers to ever exist, every single one of their games will either make you cry, mindfuck you or keep you at the edge of your seat waiting to see what will happen next.
"This really looks like a walking dead telltale game in a nutshell"
To all those wondering, no telltale is not dead and they are currently developing the wolf among us 2
i wish they make a new season of walking dead
@@tonyzacaharyaliac8662 yeah me too that would be the dream but sadly they lost the rights to the game after they first disbanded BUT there have been teasers for the Clementine saga to continue in comic books
...I actually like the Wolf Among Us...
I thought the company went bankrupt
@@joseescobedo7899 a new guy bought them
TWD, Minecraft, Etc.
All the things I grew up with.
It's the 🙂😌🙂😌 that makes me laugh 😂🤣(it's when he Blinks we'll smiling 🤣😂🤣😂🤣)
I’d play a Greg renko telltale game
Telltale walking dead games made my childhood
I just got kicked from his discord server from being 12, feeling a lil bit bad :/
Don’t worry it happens to me all the time over and over lol
I mean, it breaks TOS, can't blame them
@@demonyt2505 and you are in the wrong.
@@c4nxslupos674 I know, I told my dad about it and he said it was cool I was in but someone there said he wanted to talk to my parents, and that's just weird. So I just decided to get kicked instead.
@@blueberrimuffin6682 nah I am talking about the being kicked part not the age
Rest in peace Telltale,Rest in peace.Edit i liked my own comment:(
real talk tho telltale games are so good, their best ones are some of the best video game experiences i’ve ever had
Anyone who sees this, hope you have a wonderful year. Bless you and everyone you love. Not many people will see this, but know that someone out there cares about you :)
I've been looking through multiple generations, the G.I, the silent, the baby boomers, the gen x, the millenials, the gen z and gen alpha and.....
I still can't find who asked.
Thank you 😊
Imagine getting a death threat and just seeing " YOUR STORY IS CHANGING"
Congrats on 1M likes that’s super impressive
Don’t forget how sometimes the options aren’t what they say, for example it could say “What’s your problem?” And the character will say “You got a problem?” Like bro those are not the same thing.
"Your hair is stupid"
"Thanks for the compliment"
"Eli is on your side now"
Telltale games are so fun but this is one of the most accurate descriptions of them 😭😭😭
Frank will remember that 2 seconds later dead
I give this video 95 out of 100 because its very hilarious
*Minecraft Story Mode Flashbacks*
In a tell tale game I did have an issue where it wouldn’t let me pick up an item I needed, the character even said “this isn’t useful”