The Worst Pizza Hut Item I've Ever Had

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 12 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,8 тис.

  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  7 місяців тому +195

    Please consider supporting my radio shows, podcast and UA-cam Channels at: patreon.com/thereportoftheweek On Patreon you can access exclusive content, like my radio shows, anytime you want!

    • @perfectsoulmates2023
      @perfectsoulmates2023 7 місяців тому +5

      HI TROTW 🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @jumpobumpo
      @jumpobumpo 7 місяців тому +3

      HI

    • @Thuggy_Rizzerson
      @Thuggy_Rizzerson 7 місяців тому +3

      Real

    • @Mickcotton
      @Mickcotton 7 місяців тому

      Why should we support You ? You obviously do t work for a living & are perhaps very lazy to even do anything but eat junk food 🤢😵‍💫

    • @ANGRYBEEDRILL
      @ANGRYBEEDRILL 7 місяців тому +5

      Do you allow call ins on your radio show? Wanna try to grow my channel thinking of ideas to make it grow organically thank you for your time and efforts ReviewBrah!

  • @dan_7178
    @dan_7178 7 місяців тому +2400

    pizza hut promoted the hell out of this only to get smacked in the mouth by reviewbrah

    • @roddmatsui3554
      @roddmatsui3554 7 місяців тому +18

      Slapped

    • @gBuckKOM
      @gBuckKOM 7 місяців тому +10

      😂😂

    • @horsepoorwilson
      @horsepoorwilson 7 місяців тому +7

      love it!

    • @LASVEGASRAIDERS21
      @LASVEGASRAIDERS21 7 місяців тому +54

      He's spot on with the beef tasting boiled and undercooked and everything on the inside being too slimy. I've gotten the Meat Lover's Melt before and it's as if none of the meat on the inside was actually fully cooked. These melts are fucking awful.

    • @jeltoninc.8542
      @jeltoninc.8542 7 місяців тому +12

      No wonder pizza hut is closing locations.

  • @kingcrimson9171
    @kingcrimson9171 7 місяців тому +553

    i work at pizza hut, and the bosses were all expecting this thing to just TAKE OFF. they ordered 3 cases of the sauce even. it launched 2 weeks ago and ive made like, 3 of them. THREE.

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 7 місяців тому +85

      Not many folks were craving watery, slimy beef. XD

    • @brandonhull2695
      @brandonhull2695 7 місяців тому +46

      I have the same feelings about these melts as I do gas station sushi

    • @PinkApocalypse-w4c
      @PinkApocalypse-w4c 7 місяців тому +21

      @@brandonhull2695 "It came free with the fill-up, what was I supposed to do, throw it out?"

    • @Lurdiak
      @Lurdiak 7 місяців тому +55

      Whenever the bosses are really excited for something, you can tell it's a bad idea.

    • @willoworm
      @willoworm 7 місяців тому +19

      wild how only the most out of touch people get those jobs

  • @kevinh9061
    @kevinh9061 7 місяців тому +1138

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my Memorial Day is ruined

    • @TNT_FPV
      @TNT_FPV 7 місяців тому +20

      my life will never be the same 🤣

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 7 місяців тому +20

      *Climbs back into bed & refuses to get out until the following day*

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 5 місяців тому +1

      It looks like a cheap product. Just more starch, less meat.

    • @HingleMacCringleberry
      @HingleMacCringleberry 2 місяці тому +2

      Did you order too many Cheeseburger Melts?

  • @brittonprice637
    @brittonprice637 7 місяців тому +315

    Fast food sucks lately. They want triple the price and a tip for garbage. I went into a Taco bell and they wanted a tip for putting my order in on a touch screen. It's pathetic.

    • @Jack_Stafford
      @Jack_Stafford 7 місяців тому +50

      Everyone needs to STOP TIPPING.
      At least until the quality and customer service improves.
      That was kind of the whole point of increasing the minimum wage, was to get at a place like in Europe where tips are taboo because they pay their restaurant workers a proper wage, and now that fast food workers and restaurant workers here are being paid $10.15 or $20 an hour, tips should disappear as well.
      In most parts of the country, if you make 15 or $20 an hour and work full time you can easily afford a nice apartment or even buy a house. So with it being a living wage, there's no reason to beg for tips to supplement your income, we should go to how the rest of the world does it and just expect people to work for what they're worth and make them make their money work for their lifestyle.
      Not to mention if the restaurant, cooks and servers cannot deliver a quality product with reasonable promptness, accuracy and friendliness, don't even leave a dime, don't let them guilt trip you into subsidizing their very good wages for the level of skill involved.
      They are not working in a coal mine, they working inside an air conditioned environment often with music and not that it is not hard and valuable work, it absolutely is but let's keep everything in perspective.
      Prison guards barely get paid that amount and have a much harder job.
      At this point we need a customer's revolt to shock these places back into shape!

    • @LunaticKD1991
      @LunaticKD1991 7 місяців тому +16

      The Taco Bells in my area make you put your own order in on a self order kiosk. If they have a tip jar I don't notice it and I've never been asked for a tip nor would I tip them especially since the food is overpriced. Plus I don't tip people for just doing the job that they agreed to do for the pay they're already getting paid by their employer.

    • @kimmerlee10
      @kimmerlee10 7 місяців тому +3

      The last time I had Taco Bell I got food poisoning

    • @Shiftarus
      @Shiftarus 7 місяців тому +15

      ​@@Jack_Stafford The service sucks because the jobs suck just as much as the products do. Nothing will change at all if you stiff employees (some work deserves tips more than others obv) except the staffs income.
      If you think you are doing the world some service by not tipping, perhaps consider you are fooling yourself.

    • @VideoAggression
      @VideoAggression 7 місяців тому

      tip culture is absolutely toxic. never EVER tip for any reason.

  • @lucambacamba9132
    @lucambacamba9132 7 місяців тому +1992

    Hearing beef described as slimy is horrifying

    • @CongressSux1776
      @CongressSux1776 7 місяців тому +50

      Soylent green was slimy

    • @Killpocalips
      @Killpocalips 7 місяців тому +27

      ​@@CongressSux1776yeah..
      But soilant green was also people..

    • @Valspartame_Maelstrom
      @Valspartame_Maelstrom 7 місяців тому +26

      I got ground beef from aldi once. it was slimy and sweet. never again.

    • @PatrickVRegan
      @PatrickVRegan 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Killpocalipsexactly

    • @wtfcooldown9675
      @wtfcooldown9675 7 місяців тому +24

      I work in a butcher shop and I hate to inform, but also raw red meat is super duper slimy with blood

  • @donnatubbs8853
    @donnatubbs8853 7 місяців тому +33

    Clearly not a sponsored ad. Gotta love Reviewbrah's brutal honesty.

  • @kellypaws
    @kellypaws 7 місяців тому +711

    It feels wrong to watch this without the smell of household dust burning on tubes in a 1930s radio.

    • @zoebella314
      @zoebella314 7 місяців тому +34

      But here you get to see his swanky tie and suit, while he's outside with the birds chirping, and him smiling lol

    • @ghost_to_a_ghost
      @ghost_to_a_ghost 7 місяців тому +34

      there's a whole movie or novel hidden in this statement

    • @truethought2581
      @truethought2581 7 місяців тому +16

      Guys from a whole other era.

    • @Muonium1
      @Muonium1 7 місяців тому +25

      I can smell this sentence.
      For full Reviewbrah experience turn on an electric space heater that's been in the closet for the last 5 years before hitting play.

    • @Jeanie1107
      @Jeanie1107 7 місяців тому +9

      The man is golden.

  • @darcyjorgensen5808
    @darcyjorgensen5808 7 місяців тому +82

    Pizza Hut: Mandatory board meeting, 8a on Tuesday.

    • @Larrynofairy
      @Larrynofairy 7 місяців тому +3

      If they cared about quality they would have dough masters today they obviously only care about the bottom line; can I be mad at them 🤷‍♂️ would I do the same thing, probably not

    • @carltonbanks5470
      @carltonbanks5470 7 місяців тому +5

      For those attending on Zoom, cameras ON 😡😠

    • @michaelfernandez3182
      @michaelfernandez3182 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂​@@carltonbanks5470

  • @MorwenAncalime
    @MorwenAncalime 7 місяців тому +513

    As a native Floridian, I salute ReviewBrah for wearing a three-piece suit outdoors in this godawful weather

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 7 місяців тому +9

      If I had to guess, I'd say he's in Metro West or maybe Waterford Lakes area. ■■■■ metro area has a 100x HOAs yards 🏘 like this ....

    • @jeltoninc.8542
      @jeltoninc.8542 7 місяців тому +10

      From one native to the next 🫡
      Luckily, I’m in the panhandle… it’s not in the 90s here… YET.

    • @torianholt2752
      @torianholt2752 7 місяців тому +33

      Luckily his beanpole physique probably doesn’t generate much endothermic heat.

    • @FloridaSlipknot
      @FloridaSlipknot 7 місяців тому +4

      @@DavidLLambertmobileI think if I had to guess from a past video awhile back he’s out near Lakeland or in that relative area but Lake Mary/Waterford/metro west all good guess’s lol I’m in APK

    • @jacksonfreaks.4767
      @jacksonfreaks.4767 7 місяців тому +18

      It’s not really a 3 piece suit since the waistcoat is not matching with the suit jacket. Reviewbrah here is actually doing a Spezatto - which is the act of wearing different pieces from other suits.

  • @I_Cause_ConFLICKt
    @I_Cause_ConFLICKt 7 місяців тому +46

    They really need to stop day drinking at these Pizza Hut menu brainstorming meetings

    • @surf6009
      @surf6009 5 місяців тому

      M is legal now.

    • @RedBone-q2v
      @RedBone-q2v 5 місяців тому

      I don't see how any human could drink enough for their level of bad ideas.

    • @benpelrah
      @benpelrah 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@RedBone-q2v hold my beer

  • @dclxvi6521
    @dclxvi6521 7 місяців тому +1060

    Remember when Pizza Hut was an actual sit-down resturant with a salad bar. 😅

    • @beardoodle9835
      @beardoodle9835 7 місяців тому +109

      It was actually good back then. 😭

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 7 місяців тому +34

      Not that long ago either. I visited my mom ~10 years ago and we had a sit down dinner for two-1visit to salad bar, baked spaghetti with meat sauce, garlic bread and a drink. I don't remember the price but reasonable.

    • @definitelynotanAIchatbot
      @definitelynotanAIchatbot 7 місяців тому +96

      Used to love playing Street Fighter 2 at the local Pizza Hut. The 90s just hit differently.

    • @SoldierofGod85
      @SoldierofGod85 7 місяців тому

      The one i used to frequent had house of the dead. Memories!​@@definitelynotanAIchatbot

    • @jeltoninc.8542
      @jeltoninc.8542 7 місяців тому +40

      Back before YUM! took ownership of it.

  • @tackytrooper
    @tackytrooper 7 місяців тому +11

    The look of panic behind his eyes after the first bite says it all...

  • @extrasuperpowr
    @extrasuperpowr 7 місяців тому +223

    Pizza Hut has truly gone from royalty in the 80s-90s to absolute F-Tier.

    • @titanomachy2217
      @titanomachy2217 7 місяців тому +5

      I go with Papa Johns. Seems like a solid pizza chain to me.

    • @wumbomandlx
      @wumbomandlx 7 місяців тому +1

      @@titanomachy2217 I go with Simple Simon's. Their pizza is so fricking good.

    • @NFSBeast2365
      @NFSBeast2365 7 місяців тому

      I don't blame you.

    • @Ratkwad
      @Ratkwad 7 місяців тому +5

      I try and support our local buffet all you can eat pizza hut, its still really good, no gimkicks just good memories, unfortunately a dying breed here in oz

    • @titanomachy2217
      @titanomachy2217 7 місяців тому

      @@wumbomandlx I've never heard of that pizza place, don't have any of those around here.

  • @MultiPetercool
    @MultiPetercool 7 місяців тому +32

    “My disappointment is immeasurable, my holiday is ruined.”

  • @BurstingVeins1
    @BurstingVeins1 7 місяців тому +347

    Just coming out of the box you could tell that melt was garbage.

    • @Southernguy41
      @Southernguy41 7 місяців тому +2

      I’ve had the melt a while back and it was good. I just don’t think they should use a thin crust for it. This is my problem with this channel. He probably got one from a Pizza Hut that isn’t good or a bad pizza maker. I liked the P’Zone better, but doesn’t mean that I don’t like the melt. The Wendy’s where I live, isn’t good. It’s too greasy, but doesn’t mean that other Wendy’s across the country, aren’t good.
      He doesn’t like it. That’s fine. Don’t criticize the restaurant or the product because of one bad review.

    • @Kratos-eg7ez
      @Kratos-eg7ez 7 місяців тому +30

      ​​​@@Southernguy41 "oh I had one awhile back, and I thought it was good!" 🤦 Bro, are you so scared of people criticizing pizza hut or what? You can't criticize a bad product, because maybe one from a different restraunt will be better? Really, just listen to how dumb that sounds.
      And yeah, there are people who eat out of the dumpster and think it's good, it's no surprise someone out there will slather it in the sauce and think it's good. (Which sounds like you didn't even try the cheeseburger one, you tried a different one)
      Do you expect him to go out and buy from every single pizza hut in his state just to be allowed to say it's bad? I bet if he did, you would say he needs to buy from every one in the country. And if he did that, I bet you would say he needs to buy them from a different country. Because you liked a melt months ago, and you can't be wrong, so you say that his review was done wrong and that he's not allowed to criticize the product or the company. 😂
      The way honest reviews work, is you get what you get and you review it. Why should he go out and buy hundreds of melts until he gets one that is MAYBE decent? Do you know how misleading that would be? That's like buying a car that the engine explodes 99% of the time, and saying that because 1% of them don't explode he's not allowed to criticize the product or the company, so reviewers have to keep buying them until they get the one that doesn't explode.
      The fact is, his melt was dogshit. And so many other people are going to get dogshit melts and be disappointed or disgusted, and even if it's not slimy and disgusting in the middle, the taste is still going to be the same. Bad.
      He's here to give an honest review on whatever he receives, if you don't like that, go watch advertisements instead because that's essentially what you're wanting. An advertisement to confirm that you aren't wrong. He said the pepperoni melts were pretty good. He has gotten plenty of other good items from pizza hut. Yet you didn't say that those were just good and that not every single on across the country is good, that he just got a good pizza hut, so he's not allowed to say it's good or praise the company. You're just mad the review was negative, that's why you're suddenly claiming that he just got a bad one, and that he's not allowed to criticize the product or the company because of a single review of a product that you haven't even tried yourself I'm sure.
      Ridiculous, I could keep going, but I'm wasting my time trying to talk to a smoothbrain who couldn't even understand how reviews work and is just mad about a company getting criticized. You either are a child or a NPC, or both.

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 7 місяців тому +26

      ​@Southernguy39 fast food is supposed to be consistent, if there's such incredible variation between restaurants that sometimes items are so disgusting it's practically inedible, that's still a problem with the chain

    • @Ohsnapboi
      @Ohsnapboi 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Kratos-eg7ezwoah there pal everyone has the right to disagree with an opinion and move on with the video he was simply giving his own experience, go outside or something you might get a personal opinion or two of your own!

    • @christianm1989
      @christianm1989 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Southernguy41lol found the Pizza Hut shill.

  • @itsmikey2667
    @itsmikey2667 7 місяців тому +37

    "This...*THING* from Pizza Hut."

  • @Rfk1966
    @Rfk1966 7 місяців тому +222

    Grew up in a small Midwest town where Pizza Hut used to be packed every night for years. Now, after decades, the place is deserted. People would rather have pizza from Casey’s (a gas station/convenience store) nearby. Pizza Hut is in an absolute free fall.

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable 7 місяців тому +46

      i guess they also got venture capd.
      i read an interesting article about red lobster today, basically a big investment firm bought them, forced them into a bad deal (limitless shrimp) because that would make one of their other clients richer, and THEN dumped the firm to another vencap firm, which sold all the store locations to other equities, forcing red lobster to pay rent from that point on, and then it went over after 60 years
      its saddening

    • @roddmatsui3554
      @roddmatsui3554 7 місяців тому +8

      All the vampires, walkin' through the valley
      Move west down Ventura Boulevard
      And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
      And the good girls are home with broken hearts

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl 7 місяців тому +11

      Casey's has really great food though, in their defense

    • @ryanspurgeon4841
      @ryanspurgeon4841 7 місяців тому +6

      I can agree to this, Casey's pizza is great and fairly cheap.
      I do like the Big New Yorker and Stuffed crust from the hut, but have not been there in years.

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 7 місяців тому +14

      I grew up in a small town in Central NY state. The town next to us had an old sit down style pizza hut in the 80s. I can remember those pitchers of ice cold Pepsi and Mountain Dew. And mom would dole out the pizza to us kids. It was so good. Now its corporate trash. RIP mama.

  • @kray97
    @kray97 7 місяців тому +20

    There's a Pizza Hut in my town where the parking lot is almost always empty and I wonder how they stay in business. We have surmised that it may be a money laundering front.

    • @ronny2shoes
      @ronny2shoes 5 місяців тому

      Most people get their pizza to-go, genius. I used to work at one and it was always almost dead in the dining area, but the drive-thru window was always moving. Unless you’re talking about a Pizza Hut Buffet location, in which case I apologize. Their buffet locations were actually fucking awesome for us middle class people in the early to late 2000’s.

    • @ZekeDelcarmen-i5r
      @ZekeDelcarmen-i5r 5 місяців тому

      Quakertown PA??

  • @Mabus_Incarnate
    @Mabus_Incarnate 7 місяців тому +201

    I hate my family and friends, sounds like i'm ordering a dozen of these for lunch today.

    • @KRobinson-ko1ne
      @KRobinson-ko1ne 7 місяців тому +35

      Laugh it up but it’s still YOUR toilet and thus THEIR last laugh

    • @Dallistowner64608
      @Dallistowner64608 7 місяців тому +6

      🤣…best comment I heard in a long time…lmao

    • @ufgatorbearify
      @ufgatorbearify 7 місяців тому +4

      You will definitely get your $ revenge's worth.

    • @sergio_jose
      @sergio_jose 7 місяців тому +6

      Imagine your coworker excitedly saying they bought lunch for everybody and it's this lmao

  • @AnonymousWerewolf
    @AnonymousWerewolf 7 місяців тому +74

    "Applewood smoked bacon"
    The first red flag I see on anything with it on it.

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 7 місяців тому +18

      That translates to chewy uncooked bacon fat

  • @tp06
    @tp06 7 місяців тому +492

    😂😂😂 "if you really want your family and friends to hate you..."

    • @mattjones149
      @mattjones149 7 місяців тому +15

      Couldn't stop laughing at that statement...

    • @zoebella314
      @zoebella314 7 місяців тому +8

      I know, I love that he's joking with us more, it's so cute 🥰

    • @gallagoldstein
      @gallagoldstein 7 місяців тому +12

      @@zoebella314do you have a crush on ReviewBrah?

    • @gregsaenz6566
      @gregsaenz6566 7 місяців тому +6

      Desperately looking for utility: if you hate your family…

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 7 місяців тому +1

      Yes! Finally!!

  • @SqueakiestChair
    @SqueakiestChair 7 місяців тому +12

    This guy has singlehandedly helped me avoid the horrors of the food industry

  • @ballerbscott
    @ballerbscott 7 місяців тому +234

    Didn’t realize this was the official Eulogy of Pizza Hut

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 7 місяців тому +4

      I miss their tablecloths and their plastic cups the most...😢

    • @SlinkyD
      @SlinkyD 7 місяців тому

      I loved the good ol buffet days also @@gabrielboorom2683
      Good thing my local Pizza hut know me and remember they need to clock out & go home.

  • @gabefigueroa140
    @gabefigueroa140 7 місяців тому +23

    That thing looks dry as hell.

  • @huh8662
    @huh8662 7 місяців тому +79

    5 seconds into the 1st bite & you can see it in his face..."this was a mistake." 😂

  • @RCRadioShow
    @RCRadioShow 7 місяців тому +39

    Agreed, you paid $8 for this abomination. At Chilis for $10.99 you can get a Smashburger, fries, a bowl of soup, and unlimited soft drink. The Chilis burger is well above average.

    • @blahblahblahbloohblah
      @blahblahblahbloohblah 7 місяців тому

      do you work at Chili's

    • @RCRadioShow
      @RCRadioShow 7 місяців тому +6

      @@blahblahblahbloohblah LOL no. Just enjoyed that combo last week. I just wanted to compare what you can get with that disgusting Pizza Hut offering. If you want fast food you can get a better deal at Wendys or BK too.

    • @David-vg8lx
      @David-vg8lx 5 місяців тому

      Get a bash smurger

  • @TechnicJunglist
    @TechnicJunglist 7 місяців тому +276

    That looks absolutely disgusting. I'm praying for your stomach lining right now.

    • @bigdssportsandcollectibles5587
      @bigdssportsandcollectibles5587 7 місяців тому +7

      Just like his fingernails

    • @ExaltedSeahawksFan
      @ExaltedSeahawksFan 7 місяців тому

      @@bigdssportsandcollectibles5587
      Facts

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake 7 місяців тому +2

      When they had the pizza calzones, those were my favorite items on the menu. I got them all the time and was sad when they pulled them from the menu. When they introduced the melt, I thought it would be the same thing but it tasted nothing like it and I was disappointed

    • @ufgatorbearify
      @ufgatorbearify 7 місяців тому +1

      Oh they are. Randomly had one last night

  • @Jack_Stafford
    @Jack_Stafford 7 місяців тому +16

    it is shocking how fast the decline has been, it was within the last 10 years that we still had a large, dine-in Pizza Hut where they would bring the pizza out and put it on a cooling stand at the center of the table, you ciuld get pitchers of beer to celebrate an occasion with a group of friends, and there was always a side room for birthday parties and other events.
    And the pizza as far as chain restaurants go, was by far the best.
    The pan pizza was legendary, made fresh on the spot and although fairly pricey at the time it was kind of a special event, but often you could buy them with coupons discounts if you were carrying out.
    But we had the option of sitting and and having a nice dinner, picking it up for take out for a home movie night, and ever an all you can eat lunch time buffet!
    And of course there was delivery as well.
    And it was always crammed and busy especially on weekends, I don't know how it could not have been profitable and the building had been there for many many years, (although regularly remodeled) so I'm sure it was paid for and there 3:14 actually was very good customer service.
    This was all true right up until the last day the restaurant was open around 2015, when it was closed in favor of a drive-thru style new Pizza Hut with no dining room, no beer pitchers, no event room, none of the old arcade games that just sat there and made money for them from kids waiting for their Pizza to be made, and the quality quickly went downhill.
    We still occasionally would buy Pizza Hut pizza to get that special taste that only their pizza had, but the last nail was when they changed the pan pizza recipe and deleted the flavored crust, with that much bread it needs flavor!
    And once we discovered what the difference was, they absolutely refused to put it on the pizza even for an extra charge, even though they use a very similar crust seasoning for other pizzas and have the items in the store. It's like they want to go out of business and they are very close to it now.
    They could have simplified it, for crust flavors I always thought it was kind of silly that they offered so many, but instead of limiting it to one or two they eliminated it completely and without that garlic parmesan buttery crust topping, it becomes almost inedible as it is so dry and hard and tasteless.
    So now we cannot ever experienced those very filling (although a bit on the pricey side) Pizza Hut pizzas as a special occasion ever again and we also will not buy their cheaper but disgusting current versions masquerading under classic names like Pizza Hut Pan super supreme, that pizza doesn't exist anymore.
    Pizza Hut doesn't exist anymore, it is only a name listed on a very subpar pretender.
    Who takes their iconic flagship product and completely kills it?, That is like McDonald's making the Big Mac just one patty, eliminating the special sauce and making it out of fake meat.
    But as mentioned, Casey's has managed to keep their recipe and favorites very true to how they started, they don't offer a pan style pizza unfortunately but their Pizza has been incredibly consistent for over 30 years, the price is more now but it's only inched up a dollar or so at a time, it hasn't doubled and again it's a bit pricey for takeout pizza but every time you get it it tastes how it did when you were a kid, it's good quality it's all freshly made ingredients, no Frozen crusts, and it's in a gas station!
    How can Pizza Hut not do this in an actual restaurant at the same price, I will never understand.

    • @gsesquire3441
      @gsesquire3441 7 місяців тому

      What a rant.

    • @luckytech7186
      @luckytech7186 7 місяців тому +1

      I remember very well. It was a great dining experience and the pan pizza was awesome. If ReviewBrah was alive back then and had these memories that we share, he would have given this a --2 out of 10.

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 7 місяців тому +238

    That's what it looks like?
    That's not a melt, that's a sandwich when you're drunk at 4am.

    • @solutionless123
      @solutionless123 7 місяців тому +4

      It looks like what happens to a sandwich long after I eat it when I'm way too drunk at 4am

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 7 місяців тому +1

      Ah, drunk at 4AM, good memories...

    • @DeafEcho27
      @DeafEcho27 7 місяців тому +4

      Thats a quesadilla with burger ingredients in it..

  • @scvrlett18
    @scvrlett18 6 місяців тому +2

    0:28 you're trying really hard to convince us you aren't a vampire. I ain't buying it

  • @BrandonHembrough
    @BrandonHembrough 7 місяців тому +151

    Pizza Hut should get rid of their "melts" and bring back the PZone, especially the meaty and pepperoni ones. Those who like the supreme PZone, I hope they bring that one back for you guys too. The PZone was awesome! The PZone is a million times better than those wimpy "Melts".

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 7 місяців тому +1

      Eh. Supreme was still better than the pepperoni. Couldn't NONE of em touch the original run though.

    • @Dave-zo7ks
      @Dave-zo7ks 7 місяців тому +16

      Pizza Hut needs to start making quality pizzas at a reasonable price. Something they haven't ever done.

    • @tboisteaktboisteak507
      @tboisteaktboisteak507 7 місяців тому

      Tt😅

    • @fritos1445
      @fritos1445 7 місяців тому +9

      I just personally dont see how the melts are ever worth it. 8+ dollars for basically 2 pieces of pizza but you can pay a little bit more and get an entire pizza lol. Maybe I need to try one to understand it but yeah

    • @Pax_Mayn3
      @Pax_Mayn3 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Dave-zo7ks Deep dish used to be like 12 bucks and wings were 50 cents on certain days.

  • @VideoGameManiac8
    @VideoGameManiac8 7 місяців тому +75

    You have been getting a lot of bad items lately. What is going on?

    • @dem8568
      @dem8568 7 місяців тому +29

      Skimpflation, baby.

    • @Choonaka_Raine
      @Choonaka_Raine 7 місяців тому +13

      The food is going bad that's what, all the pizza places taste horrible now for some odd reason blame Michelle Obama

    • @charlieinslidell
      @charlieinslidell 7 місяців тому

      America doesn't care about quality, just about $$$$$$

    • @PhenomenalJec
      @PhenomenalJec 7 місяців тому +17

      Because fast food chains realize they can double and triple their prices while drastically reducing the quality and people will still buy it

    • @synthiasparkle6482
      @synthiasparkle6482 7 місяців тому +10

      Poorer ingredients and poorer recipes, “making due” and upcharging bad ideas 🤮

  • @silkyhonorablegod
    @silkyhonorablegod 7 місяців тому +254

    Its beyond me how these companies dont run their item through reviewbrah BEFORE they announce their items - save millions.

    • @WG55
      @WG55 7 місяців тому +6

      I've never been on a fast-food focus group, and I wonder what kind of feedback they would give to menu items like this. Something like, "It's OK, I guess" to all questions? 🤔

    • @sarahlachman1349
      @sarahlachman1349 7 місяців тому

      Their DEI PEF overlords don't care. The money apparently is in the realestate for the owners. Businesses aren't in it for the business anymore.

    • @DarkCobra88
      @DarkCobra88 7 місяців тому +6

      Nah, they know this would take reviewbrah's content from him, they wouldn't dare to do such a thing! But yeah, in seriousness, one does wonder if they ever taste/test their launch, obviously state is subjective but c'mon, brah it shutting you down this hard unless you yourself as the product maker know its bad.

    • @humanchannel9421
      @humanchannel9421 7 місяців тому +3

      The problem with fast food items is that you need to be able to ensure consistency and it's probably hard to find testers to make the recipe whom are authentically drunk/high people who don't give a fuck.

    • @Larrynofairy
      @Larrynofairy 7 місяців тому +1

      @@WG55they obviously would rather have their ears tickled than get real feedback

  • @WickedScott
    @WickedScott 7 місяців тому +11

    My fast food eating habits are now dictated by you, good sir.

  • @gregsaenz6566
    @gregsaenz6566 7 місяців тому +79

    Audience: Aren’t you going to take a third bite?
    Reviewbruh: No, I don’t think I will.

  • @sikozen
    @sikozen 7 місяців тому +1

    So usually I like just running into these on chance; they're informative, I get to see the food, the detailing and info and research really helps. But straight up I was WAITING for this one since I saw a promo for it. Thank you!

  • @TheMB2333
    @TheMB2333 7 місяців тому +345

    The Brah rules Miami with an Iron Fist!

    • @cerovec123
      @cerovec123 7 місяців тому +32

      We crashin the Pizza Hut stock with this one!

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 7 місяців тому +5

      Hey Brah, tell Miami to do something and see if it listens!

    • @zoebella314
      @zoebella314 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@devinpaul9026umm you know it would 😂

    • @swarmX
      @swarmX 7 місяців тому +2

      Brah is in miami? Lol

    • @archiveacc3248
      @archiveacc3248 7 місяців тому +6

      Pretty sure hes orlando yea

  • @rexdittmar3095
    @rexdittmar3095 7 місяців тому +4

    The obsession with the melts is theyre half the materials for the same cost, shrink-flation is bringing back the '08 Calzone craze

  • @drno-xc1yt
    @drno-xc1yt 7 місяців тому +142

    "Watery, soft, and slimy". Wow, Pizza Hut is really in decline.

    • @USERNAME1-x5u
      @USERNAME1-x5u 7 місяців тому

      Bett3r than salty, hard and dry

    • @ohhhyeahhh1174
      @ohhhyeahhh1174 7 місяців тому +6

      7 eleven has a better pizza then pizza hut and that is just sad.

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac 7 місяців тому +4

      Remember when they ruled the 1980s and 90s fastfood pizza scene? Well, I dont because I wasnt alive or too young to remember, but my parents have talked about it before like Pizza Hut was the proverbial water oasis in a desert of garbage food back in those days.

  • @qguru5533
    @qguru5533 7 місяців тому +1

    Concise and on point. Well done sir. These companies should hire this man as a consultant and he would save them from themselves.

  • @me8751
    @me8751 7 місяців тому +1

    A burger, wrapped in a quesadilla, served at a pizza parlor. Brilliant.

  • @Sartious
    @Sartious 7 місяців тому +24

    he looks at it with such contempt after the first bite. like "why are doing this to me"

  • @ugh_dad
    @ugh_dad 7 місяців тому +2

    Just speculation, but I think the reason for the melts/papadias is they seem like a way to minimize the expensive ingredients like cheese and meat while maximizing the low cost ingredients like crust, which if true I prefer this method of improving margins to shrinkflation.

  • @adinhirst3069
    @adinhirst3069 7 місяців тому +334

    As a former Pizza Hut employee I can say with confidence that Pizza Hut is not bad, but its not worth the price. I find charging people $12 for 6 wings is ridiculous. And charging $18-$24 for fast food pizza is even more ridiculous when you can go to a good local pizza joint and get a better pizza for the same price! I still don't understand how they are still in business.

    • @EpaphroditusBeltishazzar
      @EpaphroditusBeltishazzar 7 місяців тому +45

      As a former Pizza Hut manager, I can say with confidence that Pizza Hut is absolutely terrible. It is, by far, the worst chain pizza. Their overpriced wings are their only saving grace.

    • @coryjohnson3429
      @coryjohnson3429 7 місяців тому +48

      Pizza Hut was my favorite for most of my life until they stopped using fresh in house dough. The quality is not there anymore.

    • @Pax_Mayn3
      @Pax_Mayn3 7 місяців тому +19

      18 24 dollars will buy me enough ingredients to make chinese food that will last for days or the most hearty meaty cheesy soup you've ever had. Eating out is for lazy people with too much money and not enough common sense. I rather just pay less money and enjoy making something far superior to anything you can buy. Nobody makes better food than me, so i'm not paying more for something worse.

    • @chrisanerton
      @chrisanerton 7 місяців тому +67

      @@Pax_Mayn3 didn't realize we had the greatest chef in the world in the youtube comments

    • @fcon2123
      @fcon2123 7 місяців тому +34

      @@Pax_Mayn3 This is exactly it. People complain that every generation from millennials on down are "killing" industries. No - so many companies have provided higher prices for lower quality, and we've decided it's not worth it anymore. Over the last 10 years I took up cooking as a hobby and even learned a lot about brewing since covid. Now instead of going out and spending like $100 per couple at any halfway decent food establishment, friends would rather meet up at my house for much better and affordable dinners.

  • @QuietgalSeeya
    @QuietgalSeeya 7 місяців тому +13

    Pizza Hut has disappointed me for a while now. I don’t even order from there anymore.

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 7 місяців тому

      We ordered 2 pizzas last week, 1 stuffed crust and 1 2 topping. For 2 pizzas it cost forty dollars.
      That had to have been a rip off or a mistake. Should have been about $32 for 2 pizzas and bread sticks.

    • @TheBlackDeath3
      @TheBlackDeath3 7 місяців тому

      Almost not even a matter of cost for me. My last several PH orders (it's been several years now) would be a disappointment at any price.

  • @jbecker8874
    @jbecker8874 7 місяців тому +56

    Looks friggin' terrible... 5:15 that immediate reaction, lol

  • @cathydrums2846
    @cathydrums2846 7 місяців тому +2

    A new video from Reviewbrah! My joy is immeasurable and my Memorial Day is made! 🥰👍 That looked like two pizza slices slapped together. Our local Pizza Hut closed a couple years ago.

  • @alienatemee6206
    @alienatemee6206 7 місяців тому +27

    haha "if you want your family and friends to really hate you.. " best quote ever.

  • @posmoo9790
    @posmoo9790 7 місяців тому +14

    Brah doesn't actually host a fast food review show.
    Brah's a historian working in real time to record and catalogue the weekly degeneration of a dying empire by recording the continuous decline in the quality and value of the foodstuffs it produces.

  • @LidlRaccoon
    @LidlRaccoon 7 місяців тому +39

    The face after the bite 5:52

  • @klayd2929
    @klayd2929 7 місяців тому +1

    Absolute surgical level of precision guided devastation in the description of this failed Pizza Hut product. This is what we love, what we expect, and why we return to the eternal reviews of Reviewbrah. I tip my hat to you, good sir

  • @ScrubbyRumpkins
    @ScrubbyRumpkins 7 місяців тому +58

    I ate these here recently. It destroyed my stomach for 3 days straight. I've never had food do that to me before. I could barely eat. I've never gone back since.

    • @nuggert
      @nuggert 7 місяців тому +6

      Once you get rocked with gastroenteritis it takes forever for things to sort themselves out. Even worse than antibiotics imo. All sort of weird symptoms from your guts being inflamed

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 7 місяців тому +2

      @@nuggerti suggest ginger or peppermint tea, and plain white rice and pepto bismol

    • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
      @JimNortonsAlcoholism 7 місяців тому

      Ibgard world really will

  • @peaceandsolepodcasthost6922
    @peaceandsolepodcasthost6922 7 місяців тому +1

    Famous "last words" RB regrets at 1:40. Thank you for your service and sacrifice to our stomachs, sir.

  • @sergeant_salty
    @sergeant_salty 7 місяців тому +75

    Let pizza be pizza, let burgers be burgers..

    • @85jongo
      @85jongo 7 місяців тому +8

      Yep. I never got why people like to turn their pizza into other foods like cheeseburger, taco or buffalo chicken.

    • @trafficking2596
      @trafficking2596 7 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@85jongo I agree. The adventurous spirit of cuisine should be through the creation of new combinations of ingredients. Not by frankenstein-ing recipes that exist in their own space together and calling it food. Especially in the fast food market.

    • @umamifan
      @umamifan 7 місяців тому +3

      @@85jongo First world problems where people get bored and the restaurants want to keep making a ton of dough (no pun intended), so they come up with gimmicks to try and attract customer interest and stuff. Sometimes it works out, but most of the time you just get weird combinations of food. It's really just a product of the world we live in. People want new things, and companies want money. So this outcome was basically guaranteed to happen given the circumstances.

    • @85jongo
      @85jongo 7 місяців тому +2

      @@umamifan True. The ultimate abomination was when Pizza Hut put hot dogs in the crust

    • @bluestylite7780
      @bluestylite7780 3 місяці тому +2

      Based

  • @qwaurk985
    @qwaurk985 7 місяців тому +2

    Ordered a melt 20 minutes before my lunch and it took 10 minutes to get to the store. The order wasn't even ready! Waited another 10 minutes before it was done, leaving me 10 minutes to eat and get back to work. The melt was overcooked and hard and crunchy. Complained to Pizza Hut and all they did was send an email saying "sorry". What happened to trying to make up by giving a coupon or something?

  • @YouTubeFan559
    @YouTubeFan559 7 місяців тому +164

    Why would someone ruin ReviewBruhs day like this 😢

    • @abou824
      @abou824 7 місяців тому +11

      Truly disgusting!!!!

    • @zoebella314
      @zoebella314 7 місяців тому +5

      It's high time that they learned their lesson 🤷‍♀️ lol

    • @black_dragon274
      @black_dragon274 7 місяців тому

      This whole thing smells like a plan to me. Extremely dubious that not just the food industry is down but all of it. Movies, food, video games, cars,clothes, services absolutely all are against the citizen and very poor quality and extremely expensive. Everything is poor quality and all industries are getting worse and worse. It seems as if someone wants this in an intentional way. It's happening all over the world and I personally don't like where these things are going.

    • @bottlethrower1544
      @bottlethrower1544 6 місяців тому

      Like watching baby fur seals being clubbed. Heartbreaking😢

  • @n0rw3y
    @n0rw3y 7 місяців тому +1

    havent seen the videos in years and you still havent aged. love the vids man.

  • @maxalberts2003
    @maxalberts2003 7 місяців тому +17

    What a lovely program you have! Thank you very much for posting your reviews. This particular review belongs in a short story by H. P. Lovecraft. We have no idea what (or possibly whom) we may be eating....

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 7 місяців тому

      I just read “Cool Air” maybe whats left of Dr Munoz ended up in there…

  • @TheBlackDeath3
    @TheBlackDeath3 7 місяців тому +1

    Pizza Hut: a crunch that'll wake the neighbors and a slime that'll have them running in horror.

  • @michaelj6387
    @michaelj6387 7 місяців тому +8

    I love bros dry humor and sarcasm so much lmfao love you review brah!

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 місяців тому +2

    Pizza Hut can't even do pizza correctly. This is just embarassing

  • @datfella8128
    @datfella8128 7 місяців тому +52

    Pizza Hut hasnt been really good since the late 90s-early 2000s. As most big named fast food places have been on a steady decline.

    • @Jack_Stafford
      @Jack_Stafford 7 місяців тому +10

      it is shocking how fast the decline has been, it was within the last 10 years that we still had a large, dine-in Pizza Hut where they would bring the pizza out and put it on a cooling stand at the center of the table, you ciuld get pitchers of beer to celebrate an occasion with a group of friends, and there was always a side room for birthday parties and other events.
      And the pizza as far as chain restaurants go, was by far the best.
      The pan pizza was legendary, made fresh on the spot and although fairly pricey at the time it was kind of a special event, but often you could buy them with coupons discounts if you were carrying out.
      But we had the option of sitting and and having a nice dinner, picking it up for take out for a home movie night, and ever an all you can eat lunch time buffet!
      And of course there was delivery as well.
      And it was always crammed and busy especially on weekends, I don't know how it could not have been profitable and the building had been there for many many years, (although regularly remodeled) so I'm sure it was paid for and there 3:14 actually was very good customer service.
      This was all true right up until the last day the restaurant was open around 2015, when it was closed in favor of a drive-thru style new Pizza Hut with no dining room, no beer pitchers, no event room, none of the old arcade games that just sat there and made money for them from kids waiting for their Pizza to be made, and the quality quickly went downhill.
      We still occasionally would buy Pizza Hut pizza to get that special taste that only their pizza had, but the last nail was when they changed the pan pizza recipe and deleted the flavored crust, with that much bread it needs flavor!
      And once we discovered what the difference was, they absolutely refused to put it on the pizza even for an extra charge, even though they use a very similar crust seasoning for other pizzas and have the items in the store. It's like they want to go out of business and they are very close to it now.
      They could have simplified it, for crust flavors I always thought it was kind of silly that they offered so many, but instead of limiting it to one or two they eliminated it completely and without that garlic parmesan buttery crust topping, it becomes almost inedible as it is so dry and hard and tasteless.
      So now we cannot ever experienced those very filling (although a bit on the pricey side) Pizza Hut pizzas as a special occasion ever again and we also will not buy their cheaper but disgusting current versions masquerading under classic names like Pizza Hut Pan super supreme, that pizza doesn't exist anymore.
      Pizza Hut doesn't exist anymore, it is only a name listed on a very subpar pretender.
      Who takes their iconic flagship product and completely kills it?, That is like McDonald's making the Big Mac just one patty, eliminating the special sauce and making it out of fake meat.
      But as mentioned, Casey's has managed to keep their recipe and favorites very true to how they started, they don't offer a pan style pizza unfortunately but their Pizza has been incredibly consistent for over 30 years, the price is more now but it's only inched up a dollar or so at a time, it hasn't doubled and again it's a bit pricey for takeout pizza but every time you get it it tastes how it did when you were a kid, it's good quality it's all freshly made ingredients, no Frozen crusts, and it's in a gas station!
      How can Pizza Hut not do this in an actual restaurant at the same price, I will never understand.

    • @darktemplardelta268
      @darktemplardelta268 7 місяців тому +3

      Yeah it hasnt been the same since the early 2000s

    • @mikewill7010
      @mikewill7010 7 місяців тому

      Like mcdeez the shakes n the big mac was real good in the 90s n 2000s

  • @jedicouncil66
    @jedicouncil66 7 місяців тому +4

    Pizza Hut used to be top tier but have completely lost quality in every department. I am so disappointed that theres no integrity in any of these companies anymore. Maybe there never was.

  • @tellington-in4jz
    @tellington-in4jz 7 місяців тому +19

    How sad that the first Pizza Hut melt you reviewed got a 9/10, and this one only managed a 2/10...how the mighty have fallen indeed.

  • @TheEndofThis
    @TheEndofThis 7 місяців тому +1

    My mans said mid 90s and still sportin the suit

  • @Nyannycake
    @Nyannycake 7 місяців тому +8

    Just letting you know-- I LOVE your videos and have been enjoying your podcasts. I plan on catching your radio show as soon as I possibly can.

  • @Ogdoad3939
    @Ogdoad3939 7 місяців тому +3

    I think the idea behind the "melt" is that you eat it before the cheese coagulates, eg, when it is still melted.

  • @TM-ev2tc
    @TM-ev2tc 7 місяців тому +23

    That Cheese Burger Melt would bring a tear to Ronald McDonald's eye.

  • @Zaku14CK
    @Zaku14CK 7 місяців тому +2

    Super-sized guy got an Oscar for eating fast food for 30 days and pretending to die. Reviewbrah been doin it for years and still in shape. Give this man an Oscar.

  • @slime8177
    @slime8177 7 місяців тому +30

    Reviewbrah is taking NO PRISONERS recently and I’m here for it

  • @bpogueg2
    @bpogueg2 7 місяців тому +7

    pizza huts stock price just went down 60% after this video released.

  • @kwempy90
    @kwempy90 7 місяців тому +24

    Respect to reviewbrah for staying true to his vision

  • @TVerc-
    @TVerc- 7 місяців тому +3

    The pizza hut in the 80's and early 90's taste like a sit down restaurant pizza. After they stopped serving booze the food changed and the pizza tasted strange. I had the new york style pizza recently it was pretty good. But i had a new yorker a few months before that and literally through up hours later because it was so salty. It depends on which pizza hut you go to i guess. they have been getting better lately

    • @user-lq5hl1zk9i
      @user-lq5hl1zk9i 7 місяців тому +2

      It tasted better because they weren't using processed ingredients. Everything was better back then. The Tostinos party pizzas used to be very good, but now taste like cardboard. I don't eat processed junk food anymore or soda, and eat Whole Foods and I feel good and have enough energy to do 100 pushups every morning. When I ate strictly fast food, I couldn't walk up the stairs without being out of breath. Now that I don't eat that crap anymore, I'm getting built, and women hit on me more.

  • @RhainEDaize
    @RhainEDaize 7 місяців тому +44

    No One has ever said. I would like a boiled Hamurger please. Lmao 🤣

    • @SoldierofGod85
      @SoldierofGod85 7 місяців тому

      I like mine boiled BUT i also understand that the regular way is far superior in every way.

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 7 місяців тому +3

      @@SoldierofGod85how do you boil a burger?

  • @zeuscal5643
    @zeuscal5643 7 місяців тому +2

    Reviewbruh:“Cheeseburger Pizza Hut melt going in”
    Takes small ant bite 🐜

  • @ianfarrell2182
    @ianfarrell2182 7 місяців тому +10

    Most savage interview in awhile! thanks for the heads up so i dont waste 8-10$

  • @DustinAdamsJustice
    @DustinAdamsJustice 7 місяців тому +3

    As i eat my pandaexpress I notice the exquisite nuances of this fine mans refined appreciation for life and flavor as a whole.

  • @TianDogg
    @TianDogg 7 місяців тому +51

    That's such a sad looking melt

  • @TerminallyChill3000
    @TerminallyChill3000 7 місяців тому +1

    I just appreciate the fact that you worked in the word juxtaposition in back to back videos

  • @miketalife
    @miketalife 7 місяців тому +20

    $8 Saved in my pocket

  • @topjimmy7325
    @topjimmy7325 7 місяців тому +1

    this year has been rough on brah. i’ve never seen the poor fellow so perturbed so consistently. watery beef sounds like my kryptonite

  • @AudikaLive
    @AudikaLive 7 місяців тому +7

    The fact that fast food companies don't come to Reviewbrah to test their new ideas BEFORE releasing them is insane. Any PR firm would be smart to freelance contract out to him for his HONEST opinion (so not salaried or contractually limited to one company to avoid bias). He'd still be able to keep the channel going with both good and bad reviews though, with companies that don't do this with him, or when a company's delicious idea works in theory but not day to day practices.
    Reviewbrah should be sitting on his MANSION back porch reviewing these things with all of the useful feedback he's given.

  • @ZairUmbras
    @ZairUmbras 7 місяців тому +1

    I assume they cook it while it's folded, so it likely steams the inside, which is what'll cause that sliminess and the beef to be watery when normally that wateriness would've been cooked out under the oven's heat, but because this is folded, that traps that moisture. At least, this is my assumption. I don't work back there, but if I had to guess, that's likely the issue. Opening it and throwing it under the broiler would likely fix a lot of the issues, but having to cook something you ordered cooked is a true slap in the face tbh.

  • @apage123
    @apage123 7 місяців тому +7

    Just about every fast food place (and that’s what Pizza Hut has morphed into) is in this race to the bottom now, squeeze as much profit as they can out of us, while reducing product size/quality , that thing looks like something from a school cafeteria

    • @seanmcwhirk405
      @seanmcwhirk405 7 місяців тому +1

      School cafeteria is better lol 😆

  • @GhostLyricist
    @GhostLyricist 7 місяців тому +45

    No one has more style and professionalism than ReviewBrah

  • @GeneSavage
    @GeneSavage 7 місяців тому +1

    Pizza Hut'a Melts are terrible... and I love their pizza and their wings. The melts are awful. They tried to copy Papa Johns and somehow spectacularly failed. I have no doubt your description is accurate; thanks for saving me from risking this. "Slimy." Ew.

  • @85jongo
    @85jongo 7 місяців тому +30

    Anyone remember when Pizza Hut had the Chicago style deep dish in the early 2000's? It wasn't authentic Chicago style, of course, but was pretty damn good. I wish they'd bring it back. That, and the Edge pizza. The Edge seasoning was so good.

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl 7 місяців тому +5

      I genuinely miss the Chicago Style Deep Dish

    • @minuette1752
      @minuette1752 7 місяців тому +9

      Pizza Hut was great in the 80's and 90's.

    • @matthewfarmer2520
      @matthewfarmer2520 7 місяців тому +1

      I remember the big foot pizza from pizza hut that had Donald Trump in it's commercial. That was 30 years ago.

    • @TM-ev2tc
      @TM-ev2tc 7 місяців тому +4

      I remember the Bigfoot Pizza from Pizza Hut. It was pretty good. I don't know why they discontinued it.

    • @Jack_Stafford
      @Jack_Stafford 7 місяців тому +5

      I am a huge fan of pan pizzas and Chicago deep dish, but the best tasting Pizza Pizza I ever got was called Sicilian style, and it was rectangular and had a certain spice to the crust and sauce that I still remember to this day, but of course they don't offer it anymore but offer silly things and gimmicks like these melts.
      And you touched on something about that crust flavoring, since they deleted that as even an extra pay for option on the pan pizza, the crust is edible, dry, dende, chewy, and tasteless!
      Even though they still offer a flavor crust on stuffed crust and other pizzas, they have the ingredients right there and absolutely refuse to put it on the pan pizza, at extra cost, as if they are trying to get it to fail.
      Part of the beauty of the pan pizza was the crusts at the end were kind of like their flavored breadsticks, now they aren't even good to give to the dog.
      You can't really add it yourself at home because part of what made the pan pizza so good is the entire pan was sprayed with the buttery flavoring, so just trying to butter the tops of the crust at home takes away the nice crispy buttery flavor of the entire crust and underneath the pizza as well.
      They really have sunk their trademark flagship product and it does seem like they are trying to go out of business.

  • @greenmedic88
    @greenmedic88 7 місяців тому +1

    "And those are my impressions. The world is ending. There it is: the sky is going black. My day, nay, my Memorial Day weekend, has been ruined because of this Cheeseburger Melt."

  • @TheLastLineLive
    @TheLastLineLive 7 місяців тому +4

    I would have never expected a pizza place to fail on a burger this badly.

  • @RalphsPier1961
    @RalphsPier1961 7 місяців тому +1

    Here in our town of Plymouth, Indiana upper management RUINED the Taco Pizza. They stopped putting orange Doritos chips on it. Replaced it with a different crappy chip. They got away from Cavatini, and no more meaty ziti. I refuse to go there anymore.

  • @Chris-of6xm
    @Chris-of6xm 7 місяців тому +7

    A new video on Memorial Day! Thank you for your service, Reviewbrah!

  • @keithfulkerson
    @keithfulkerson 7 місяців тому +1

    It looks like one of the cheapest frozen pizzas that someone folded in half.

  • @TheGreatDevlin
    @TheGreatDevlin 7 місяців тому +10

    That looks awful. They really looked at that and still released it.

  • @angel-ry9mb
    @angel-ry9mb 7 місяців тому +1

    Ive never been so disappointed by someone elses disappointment. It hurt my heart to watch. Im so sorry you had to go through this alone.

  • @josiahsuarez
    @josiahsuarez 7 місяців тому +10

    This entirely unacceptable! What happened to the once proud tradition of pizza hut :(

  • @StrandedLifeform
    @StrandedLifeform 7 місяців тому +3

    The way ReviewBruh described the mystery meat and onions mixture, it wouldn't surprise me if they get pre-portioned frozen packets and throw them in the microwave.

    • @tdelamont
      @tdelamont 7 місяців тому +2

      The whole thing is pre-made and frozen. They just throw it on the conveyor belt oven to cook.

  • @perfectsoulmates2023
    @perfectsoulmates2023 7 місяців тому +51

    5:15 Its a huge Quesadilla 🧀😋♥️

  • @TheChannelAboutNothing420
    @TheChannelAboutNothing420 7 місяців тому +1

    To be honest, it actually didn’t look too bad but I’ll definitely take your word for it 💯. I haven’t seen you this mad at your food in awhile. That was a very sophisticated shot at Pizza Hut lol… As always, good shit my guy. Keep it up 👍🏾🦾💪🏾

  • @scottt7458
    @scottt7458 7 місяців тому

    I find that pizza hut and dominos both have an overwhelmingly salty taste to their pizzas now. Every bite, no matter the ingredients, just tastes like salt. It wasn't always like that, i remember thoroughly enjoying pizza from both places when i was younger.