Cory conflating Life of Pi and Lies of P is everything to me, he will start wondering where the boat and the tiger are gonna come in in a couple episodes if he keeps confusing them enough and will start to blend the story beats of Pinocchio with Life of Pi's.
15:53 Story time: I used to work at Rite Aid back in the 2000s. Every Xmas they would play the bad Willy Wonka and the live action Grinch movie back to back all day long. 14 hours a day for an entire month. That was the end of my sanity.
There's something really cool and creepy about the metal painted to look like fabric on that boss, it really hooks into the whole uncanny "theyre just machines emulating familiarity" thing.
@miegie5711 Could be a dlc, too. There's a golden stargazer at the graveyard with a crow resting on it. Heard the crow was significant in the wizard of oz, and people speculate the stargazer transporting you to the future dlc.
I didn't even think it was possible to read the puppet language, I didn't recognize those as letters and the game gives you the puppet translator in ng+, but somehow Chris can just do that? Like wtf.
Honestly wasn't sure if you guys were ever gonna play this, but I'm glad you did. I've honestly have beaten this so many times over the last few months & it very well might be my new favorite souls game of all time.
"i would play a souls game where i play as xavier" well, it isn't strictly a souls game, but there's this little indie game called Clash:artifacts of chaos, set in the same universe of zenoclash, with same weird aesthetic. t
So Chris's issue with Dark Souls 3 is that it's still a Dark Souls game? But a blatant Bloodborne knockoff mixed with some Pinocchio is somehow unique??
putting the souls outside the boss is so smart. cause then players can decide to leave and train up and try the boss again later. they want to encourage you to do this in elden ring, the first mounted erdtree knight is suppose to teach you that lesson, its open world, if a boss is to hard come back later. but locking your runes in the room punishes you and absolutely makes me wana just keep bashing my head against the wall, not because i want to fight the boss but because i dont want to lose all the souls on my corpse.
The only thing that sucks about Lies of P is that almost EVERY boss fight comes back to life with a trick phase. It stopped being surprising in Dark Souls 1. Ffs.
0:44 can’t believe they ignored Cory saying ‘weally well’
I think they're all numb to Cory being Cory at this point. I wish I had that same super power.
Watching wyle weally well
Another Coryism in the books...
I was pissed when he said cums of rope in a sentence and everyone just ignored it and moved on.
He’s said goofier
Chris's autism pattern recognition letting him speak silly clown robot is great.
It's similar to his native Irish squigglyscript
Bonus detail in the game, the more your character lies. The longer his noses shadow grows. Just the shadow of the nose.
Are you for real? I played this game for ages and I never noticed that!
I just hope Corey does what Corey does best and force them to finish this game
no way in hell are they making it past archbishop
@@moddedpan4252archbishop was thankfully nerfed since launch. He was so spongy on release.
Chris mentally downloaded something evil but now he can read robot I guess.
…yeeeeah, this is a wholesome Chris Chan channel
Cory conflating Life of Pi and Lies of P is everything to me, he will start wondering where the boat and the tiger are gonna come in in a couple episodes if he keeps confusing them enough and will start to blend the story beats of Pinocchio with Life of Pi's.
I can't wait for them to find the cat and Cory to yell "THAT'S THE TIGER!"
Bold of you to assume he would remember the plot of a movie that contained literally ZERO bazongas
@@bionicdragon5this is the final episode. Next video is gonna be the complete series
I’m 30 seconds in and they’re talking about Xavier. This is going to be a great episode.
I mean I would 100% play an XRA soulslike.
I love how Cory just made a completely separate but still really good story just based on his guesses for the plot.
Lies of P, fill me with glee
Make me XD and squee
Extinguish my dread about politics, heeee?
@@marmalar is ok, the good guy won seeee?
@@KingNoctisLucisTomar?
@@PALACIO254 Cory
I'm having a brain aneurysm every time Cory says Life of P instead of Lies of P
git gud
Sometimes the P goes in the Pooh.
To be fair, I constantly confuse the title of this game withe the movie Life of Pi
why havent they corrected him
Edgin' dat aneurism eh?
Lyle answering that hypothetical in the funniest possible way holy shit. "wow it's got leg hair"
What’s funnier is Chris was doing an impression of Lyle saying that
at the end of the game you see a bonus credit scene hinting towards Dorothy and wizard of Oz DLC
That would be sick
Lies of D
I’m pretty sure the wizard of oz is going to be a separate sequel and they are doing a lies of p dlc too
UHHH spoilers?!? Polar express puppets, arrest this man!
I’m hoping it’s a full sequel. I’ve read every Wizard of Oz book and there’s so much material for a soulslike intrptetation.
Hope they play all of this. This game in unbelievably good coming from a AA studio who have never made a soulslike before
Made by a non French studio with more care for French culture than the current French
I love how since pinocchio looks for his' humanity in lore, he's naturally a "dark souls" character.
15:53 Story time: I used to work at Rite Aid back in the 2000s. Every Xmas they would play the bad Willy Wonka and the live action Grinch movie back to back all day long. 14 hours a day for an entire month. That was the end of my sanity.
Christ. The Christmas music alone is bad enough when you're working a job like that.
You’ve lost it old man
There's something really cool and creepy about the metal painted to look like fabric on that boss, it really hooks into the whole uncanny "theyre just machines emulating familiarity" thing.
5:10 Definitely on the right track with saying Alice in Wonderland, devs might be a couple steps ahead on that one
was about to say exactly this. tho the next game is wizard of oz apparently
@miegie5711 Could be a dlc, too. There's a golden stargazer at the graveyard with a crow resting on it. Heard the crow was significant in the wizard of oz, and people speculate the stargazer transporting you to the future dlc.
7:10 its crazy how right cory is about the plot while still being wildly wrong
The fact that it took Chris like a few seconds to make out the gobblety text on the bottom mid gameplay is further proof hes too beyond the spectrum
LYLE LYLE HE MAKE ME SMILE
Want to use his realdoll for a while?
"They could make a Dark Souls Alice in Wonderland game."
👀
@@necroxisz I just thought of American McGee’s Alice series.
Black Souls feels like it'd be right up Cory's alley
Rip 😢 @@thevanillafeziant
@s.deathblow1208 Gone way too soon and under appreciated in its time.
I think the sequel game is gonna be in The Wizard of Oz
Lyle is going to introduce hotel rat to hotel belt
just wait till cory finds out they already have an alice in wonderland game where it’s all twisted and bloody
Was just about to say lol, surprised they didn't know about that game it had a decent following back in the day.
Theres also "Alice in the nightmare land" if that counts... def a corey kinda game tho
I think we've uncovered hidden OneyPlays lore.
Chris may or may not be one of Gepetto's puppets.
They need to bring Adam into this playthrough so they finish the game
Chris can read the puppet speech because it uses the Irish alphabet.
Lies of Adam P
4 more years of zach trump impressions
OH YEAH 🎉
I'm hoping for full version of Green Acres song
these episodes need to be 17 hours long
I would be happy with just 4 more seconds.
You get to see the non-"jumbled" text on your second playthrough! They are mostly story related.
I didn't even think it was possible to read the puppet language, I didn't recognize those as letters and the game gives you the puppet translator in ng+, but somehow Chris can just do that? Like wtf.
The fact that they dont know that there isnt any i-frames in dodging and you are supposed to parry is so painful
Dodging actually does have I-frames, but you're right parry is the name of the game
Im glad they're making Lyle play the game this time because he seems to grasp pretty early on that it has a block button
i ordered one of your shirts and it STINKS
So? It's supposed to be like that, it comes pre-soiled
No wash November
don't wash it bro, you'll remove the "gamer musk" it'll make you better at games
All shirts from sharkrobot are like that tbh
"Life of P" is my favorite game!
Orange Man won.
I demand Zach come back and do more impressions!
holy shite that piano edit was gold
8:08 That "Uhh.." from Lyle is genuine discomfort lol
4:45 Chris whinging about dark souls 2 and 3 having a similar story to the original when they are sequels is the most Chris thing ever lmao
Honestly wasn't sure if you guys were ever gonna play this, but I'm glad you did. I've honestly have beaten this so many times over the last few months & it very well might be my new favorite souls game of all time.
It really ruffles my feathers how Chris tries to discourage Lyle by saying he's bad at Lay's of pee.
Lays with pee
I'm impressed Chris can actually read the jumbled letters.
"i would play a souls game where i play as xavier" well, it isn't strictly a souls game, but there's this little indie game called Clash:artifacts of chaos, set in the same universe of zenoclash, with same weird aesthetic. t
0:35 Cory, you *just* heard what the show's called
12:35 thank you for that edit
I am most absolutely ADORING this playthru
Get ready boys, another series that will unexpectedly have a "complete series" compliation five episodes in despite everyone loving it
i felt that burp from acroos the world
Popeye is just a netorare doujin confirmed?
chris reading the robot language is actually impressive
Good eye on You Chris my boy! Seriously thank you 👍 for noticing the smeared letters,very cool detail! :)
Yess! Another Lies of P episode. They make it fun to watch
So Chris's issue with Dark Souls 3 is that it's still a Dark Souls game? But a blatant Bloodborne knockoff mixed with some Pinocchio is somehow unique??
Please play all of this
16:40 FaKanza is officially the best Oneyplays editor holy shit
I think Chris has something he needs to tell us….
Corey keeps ending these episodes on bangers
It’s concerning how little Cory knows about general information
Rat? Jerma reference.
I feel like chris might jive with nier automata.
if you beat the game and enter NG+ all the jumbled letters of the bosses can be read. they will never never get there
Guys, I'm starting to think Chris may be a puppet.
I can’t believe Tomar used his “pawns” in his “big game” to win all swing states
Cory mixing up "Lies of P" and "Life of Pi" is so on-brand
I want to see the Lyle realdoll bit animated
Cory pitching a sequel with Alice in Wonderland just makes me hope they actually finish this one, if only they knew
This was my favorite game in the past two years. I hope they enjoy it.
putting the souls outside the boss is so smart. cause then players can decide to leave and train up and try the boss again later. they want to encourage you to do this in elden ring, the first mounted erdtree knight is suppose to teach you that lesson, its open world, if a boss is to hard come back later. but locking your runes in the room punishes you and absolutely makes me wana just keep bashing my head against the wall, not because i want to fight the boss but because i dont want to lose all the souls on my corpse.
“Olive Garden arms” nearly flatlined me
pls let this mean y'all are gonna finish bloodborne
Lyle's P
*Crude goblin voice* "This was a kinda lazy sequel to the previous thumbnail, right? Just mirror and change backsplash color?!"
*heavy breathing*
ive never heard of this game but i think the evil steampunk circus robot is winning me over
Oney, if you can hear me I need more chimp noises asap, I need them for medical reasons
5:10 they would like american mcgee's alice the madness returns. its a dark steampunk aesthetic of alice in wonderland
"Olive Garden arms" got me hollering
Chris, you should do an episode where you play an ACTUAL instrument. I gotta hear that avengers theme bruh
Chris, you can NOT read that
Wow he actually can
Oh now I see it!
another banger lies of p video
Somebody get Cory on the horn and tell him his "Alice in Wonderland soulslike" already exists in the form of Alice: Madness returns.
Legendary hypothetical in this episode dear god
19:16 "is Gemini gonna show up as a f*qin weird arachnite scary grasshopper mantis mf?"
anything would be better than his current iteration
So glad theyre playing this game, doubt they'll get very far but its still a gem regardless and a great love letter to souls games
The only thing that sucks about Lies of P is that almost EVERY boss fight comes back to life with a trick phase. It stopped being surprising in Dark Souls 1. Ffs.
The series continues, let’s GOOOO
FINISH THE CLASSROOMS GAME
an XRA souls game would be so fucking good. that’s such an incredible idea.
You slumber, a cucumber!
You snoze, you loze!
I dont know how they’re going to get through the hotel with corey’s olive garden arms
They need to play ratshaker!
Alice madness returns, they should play it
3:00 "discipline will do the trick!"
Shouts out to the DJMAX devs ❤
Wizard of Oz is gonna be the next game they do
Of course Corey is impressed that Chris can read the robot text: Corey can barely read regular English to begin with
12:34 wow this caught me off guard
5:12 he must know that’s what they’re doing for the DLC
i like the Irobot theory.
Popeye and Olive Garden, such a classic couple.
Alice the madness returns is pretty souls like now that we can look at it from that lense