The one ride Disneyland is missing.

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  • @frankrailton8413
    @frankrailton8413 4 роки тому +96

    I don’t think people realize how good Kevin’s editing is on these. There’s little stuff that is so clever, most people won’t notice and that’s exactly why it’s so good.

  • @vianniello93
    @vianniello93 4 роки тому +77

    I’d like a 10 hour cut of Steve on some calming instruments if I didn’t absolutely predict that he would just scream randomly at some point during the 10 hr loop

    • @veezopolis
      @veezopolis 4 роки тому +1

      I'd still listen to it in it's entirety

  • @eveybadwolf
    @eveybadwolf 4 роки тому +33

    That Bernie subtitle at 5:31 really hit me in the gut. 😭

  • @Dennis_Newby
    @Dennis_Newby 4 роки тому +64

    "Like a Jew trying not to be found" is easily the most comedy thing I've heard all quarantine lol

  • @eamonlabron3234
    @eamonlabron3234 4 роки тому +23

    Special shout out to Kait and Kevin for being the support team that makes this damn chaos so enjoyable. Great editing!

  • @MrDarthT
    @MrDarthT 4 роки тому +26

    "Oh, so you LISTENED to Disney World."

  • @flamshiz
    @flamshiz 4 роки тому +8

    The sound design in this video was really something else

  • @callumwale
    @callumwale 4 роки тому +6

    Malcolm's laugh is super infectious I love it!

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому +6

      Ah, yes. Malcolm's laugh has a quality that I'd describe as... pure. That purity is incredibly refreshing, both in this edit, and also in person. The trio of gentlemen who make up The Valleyfolk are known for a certain, strange camaraderie that many people find enjoyable to watch. Still, there is a downside to such deep familiarity, and that is the same downside as a nice, scenic view from your office. It's beautiful, but you get used to it. Malcolm's laugh is a chasm in the normalcy of the typical chemistry and thus creates a new concoction all its own. Malcolm's laugh is so pure it should be considered a new element on the periodic table.

  • @HaydenShawMusic
    @HaydenShawMusic 4 роки тому +15

    Malcolm is freaking great. These have been some of the best episodes.

  • @marchballad
    @marchballad 4 роки тому +5

    Currently the best part of my day so thank you Valleyfolk

  • @chelseyingalls2102
    @chelseyingalls2102 4 роки тому +20

    I’m going to be sad when this backlog of great vids runs out :(

  • @lyss010387
    @lyss010387 4 роки тому +8

    Shout out to Kevin!
    And to Editing!
    And to Kevin's Editing skills!!!

  • @Leumas2118
    @Leumas2118 4 роки тому +2

    Steve's flute playing was hauntingly beautiful. Also, much thanks to Malcolm, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

  • @WhoamI-hz7uo
    @WhoamI-hz7uo 4 роки тому +10

    Remember when Eliot lost his soul?

  • @Mykklegard
    @Mykklegard 4 роки тому +6

    God damn Malcolm's laugh is pure gold.

  • @drea94
    @drea94 4 роки тому +2

    I absolutely adore Malcolm

  • @chibisylphie
    @chibisylphie 4 роки тому

    I love when Malcom is with you guys cause it sounds like he’s your summer camp counsellor who thinks you’re little shits but it’s his job and you amuse him and none of you has pooped their pants yet so it’s all good.

  • @lspangful
    @lspangful 4 роки тому +1

    Dare I say, best cold opening? Awesome editing from Kevin.

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому +3

      It is probably one of our best cold openings, Lauren. I laugh multiple times during any given Your Show, but some laughs are different. Now, we live in an era where equality is very important. In the past, it wasn't so prioritized, but in recent generations it's become increasingly sought after. It's difficult then to express my disdain for laughter equality. I am a fan of all laughs, but I do not believe they are all equal. We all know the feeling of a stranger politely laughing at their own joke to fill the gap of silence before you speak or to give you a cue that they're done with their statement, and we know the laughter of a baby when they giggle at God-knows-what because they're so stupid. The truth is that this cold open gave me a baby laugh. The downside of this experience is that I'm 33. I'm not a baby, and for Kevin's editing to make me laugh like a baby is disgusting. I am his superior, and to reduce me to an illiterate blob of giggle-fat is unacceptable. I'll be speaking about this when I see him again in January.

    • @Amouroso
      @Amouroso 4 роки тому

      Elliott Morgan you weren’t kidding when you said ‘a lot of words’

  • @nestorromero2705
    @nestorromero2705 4 роки тому +1

    Steve you rip on that instrument holy crap!!!

  • @rexkwand81
    @rexkwand81 4 роки тому +2

    Red hot Chili Pipers are a bagpipe group that do covers (rock, metal) and other traditional songs

  • @willybubba
    @willybubba 4 роки тому

    I love when Malcolm is in these videos. He brings something to the table that sometimes feels lost. I can say the same thing about Alana too. I love the channel guys!

  • @dimonjae17
    @dimonjae17 4 роки тому

    Is anyone acknowledging how amazing Steve played the flute

  • @BrendanBeckett
    @BrendanBeckett 4 роки тому

    Dang who knew Steve could play that flute thing so nice

  • @kw-wf9uf
    @kw-wf9uf 4 роки тому

    This episode was pure joy. Both Kevin and Malcolm helped make this a unique experience of hilarity.
    I'm really disappointed I missed all of Elliott's paragraph responses because they were absolutely wonderful. I hope one day I can have and Elliott paragraph of my own to cradle lovingly in my arms.
    One day... one day...

  • @timassgoblin
    @timassgoblin 4 роки тому

    Steve will never cease to amaze me.

  • @stinkylizard5615
    @stinkylizard5615 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly impressed by steve in the beginning

  • @meghanjohnson1440
    @meghanjohnson1440 4 роки тому

    I think this was my favorite one so far.

  • @cydonprax12
    @cydonprax12 4 роки тому

    The ride that opened in WDW just before all the parks closed, Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway has you transition from the "real world" into the "toon world" and it's really cool

  • @Liatree13
    @Liatree13 4 роки тому +1

    I like how steve described the actual new ride Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway

  • @Alex-jq5ft
    @Alex-jq5ft 4 роки тому +1

    God another *top shelf* edit. Also, I've lived in England all my life and I don't think I've ever witnessed an audience synchronise their clapping.. I'm not saying it hasn't ever happened.. but that's definitely not *'how we clap'*

  • @Joelthegeek
    @Joelthegeek 4 роки тому +1

    The ride that Steve just described is also my what is going to be added to toon town called Mickey and Minies runaway railroad! it opened at Walt Disney world two months ago too!

  • @JanderVK
    @JanderVK 4 роки тому +2

    That quip at 5:31 is a real stab to the gut lol :/

  • @mixxdmonste801
    @mixxdmonste801 4 роки тому +2

    malcoms laugh sounds like a bunch o' ducks quaking

  • @PfreshLim
    @PfreshLim 4 роки тому

    Thank you for the laughter!! Malcolm’s name not made me spit my drink out!! Good job guys !! Joe give Elliott his soul back!!

  • @theqwertykeyvoard100
    @theqwertykeyvoard100 4 роки тому

    Malcom's got that laugh from feel good inc

  • @squilliamfancyson6628
    @squilliamfancyson6628 4 роки тому +6

    The one dislike is from the abused table. Understandable.

    • @Iamtheoneandonly01
      @Iamtheoneandonly01 4 роки тому +2

      One could even call it... Understan-table! I'll see myself out

    • @squilliamfancyson6628
      @squilliamfancyson6628 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry, but that joke didn't have a leg to stand on.

    • @JamScamly
      @JamScamly 4 роки тому

      @@Iamtheoneandonly01 damn you beat me to it

  • @dealinginfiction
    @dealinginfiction 4 роки тому

    Wow, Steve. That was actually not that bad. I agree with some of the comments down below; if you did a live stream of just shooting the shit with the live chat and doing calming performance of that instrument, that would be awesome.

  • @BeccaSnowflake
    @BeccaSnowflake 4 роки тому

    yall always manage to hit my gigglé spot. mucho thanko

  • @tupled7166
    @tupled7166 4 роки тому

    Great Stuff guys!

  • @tobiaskelly509
    @tobiaskelly509 4 роки тому

    "Like a jew trying not to be found." I can't - Malcolm is too good

  • @theungracefulme
    @theungracefulme 4 роки тому +3

    rip Bernie 💕 always in our hearts

  • @cydonprax12
    @cydonprax12 4 роки тому

    there was once a proposal for a "Great Muppet Ride" was never built though

  • @MrAdwaa
    @MrAdwaa 4 роки тому

    I haven't even watched this episode yet but I wanted to say that I love the new schedule and format. Purely bits allows the show to build well and the frequency/consistency of the uploads make me not care about the length of the video. Because I now am accustomed to the premise and understand whatever is presented (4 minutes or 20 minutes) will be something in full. I couldn't criticize it in any way. Although I did also really enjoy the underlying, through-line jokes previously explored such as the different versions of Steve that popped up a while ago, or Furnesto's backstory; anything similar would bring even greater depth to the show imho. Much love from day 1.

  • @lxkrny
    @lxkrny 4 роки тому

    Holy shit the editing is good! and the table bit reminds me of will haynes.

  • @seanplace2471
    @seanplace2471 4 роки тому

    You boys are a beacon light in my life

  • @RuKiCoRe
    @RuKiCoRe 4 роки тому

    You guys need a button!!! Joe I laughed at the joke and I usually never laugh

  • @MikeGeney
    @MikeGeney 4 роки тому

    lol holy shit this is funny. Also Podrace ride. that's all i want. Trackless, Fast AF, podrace ride...

  • @UltraBebo
    @UltraBebo 4 роки тому +1

    Funniest joke I've heard in awhile.

  • @DanteBogdan
    @DanteBogdan 4 роки тому

    Kevin is such a good editor.

  • @hoffcampbell8966
    @hoffcampbell8966 4 роки тому +3

    2:35 Does Elliott say “Tell them my name is Hoff” 🤔🤔 because if so, I’m good.

    • @Alex-jq5ft
      @Alex-jq5ft 4 роки тому

      Yeah man don't worry you're safe they're not coming for you

  • @lakai_path
    @lakai_path 4 роки тому

    what instrument is steve playing at the beginning??

  • @Christopher-J
    @Christopher-J 4 роки тому

    Dang, Steve's gotten quite good with that mouth tube thingy.

  • @JanderVK
    @JanderVK 4 роки тому

    Plus: Nice RHCP joke Joe XD I see you! (Well, both of them lol)

  • @EthanHarper
    @EthanHarper 4 роки тому

    I need to know what that instrument is. I assume it is a recorder of some kind but I need to find something like that it sounds great

  • @MrTBluntz420
    @MrTBluntz420 4 роки тому

    What instrument is Steve playing?

  • @nezalok270
    @nezalok270 4 роки тому

    Woot.

  • @Iamtheoneandonly01
    @Iamtheoneandonly01 4 роки тому

    Aight, top this ride! You get strapped into an Ironman suit. Not a real one but it looks like it. Basically the entire suit works as those things on rollercoasters that makes you not fly away. However the arms should be movable and the helmet is a VR headset. The suit is connected to a mechanichal arm that makes you "fly" in the same pattern that it looks like your flying in the VR experience. Arms movable so you can blast some hydra agents or chitauri or something. Boom!

  • @Urayuss
    @Urayuss 4 роки тому

    Steve, dressed in neutral colors and flowing fabrics, steps serenely from a copse of trees, playing his airwhistle soothingly
    As the music fades and the wildlife is heard once again, Steve looks slowly into a camera
    Steve: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MILLER GENUINE DRAFT

  • @StaticTeaz
    @StaticTeaz 4 роки тому

    Brutus told me to tell you, "Six feet!!!"

  • @chelseyingalls2102
    @chelseyingalls2102 4 роки тому

    Steve, a ride would not work as an entrance into a section of a park. It would restrict from people accessing the town and the town would make less money. Lol I don’t know what I’m talking about though.

  • @Avilacrazy
    @Avilacrazy 4 роки тому

    I saw the title and thought.. Again??

  • @tregreenday8
    @tregreenday8 4 роки тому +4

    bernie bit was too soon lol

  • @rhiannonconn5969
    @rhiannonconn5969 4 роки тому +1

    how could he lose something he didnt have ?
    sorry had to :) love you really elliott

  • @squilliamfancyson6628
    @squilliamfancyson6628 4 роки тому

    Wait a minute! I just realized you changed the title.

  • @veezopolis
    @veezopolis 4 роки тому

    Can they just destroy a new table every season but continue to use it even if it's broken and mangled and taped up

  • @blacklab1113
    @blacklab1113 4 роки тому

    Half of Tomorrow Land should be converted into Tron, with a way bigger and better version of SHanghai Disney's lightcycle ride, and other games and experiences.

  • @magdalenallargues2455
    @magdalenallargues2455 4 роки тому

    Did I come here and watched the episode again because I want a paragraph? Yes, I did... I’m bored and in quarantine too 😎

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому +4

      Beads of sweat poured down Elliott's brow as he tried to fit the paragraph in the single gift box he had in the back of his closet. It was going to fit, darn it. It had to. He'd failed so many times before-- not this time. Not this one. This paragraph would be packed, shipped, and gifted to Magdalena. Magdalena was in quarantine, and her sanity was dwindling. She'd done the puzzles, cleaned the toilet, baked bad bread, and bought Breaking Bad on BVB. And now, with so many hours still in the day, she checked her mailbox. Nothing. Nothing again. No paragraph. No words. No unnecessary language, or mispeled words, or missing. Little did she know that she was only minutes away from receiving the paragraph. With hand sanitizer in one hand and a knife in the other (Magdalena had been meaning to murder her mail carrier for a few days now), she ran outside, grabbed the package, cursed the universe for giving her such a fast-running mail carrier, and darted back inside. She wiped down the box and opened it, only to find this. This paragraph. This stupid, stupid paragraph.

    • @magdalenallargues2455
      @magdalenallargues2455 4 роки тому

      Elliott Morgan thank you sir, this paragraph is everything I wanted and more. And sorry, it my bread is awesome (yes, I’m so into the quarantine that I’m baking bread, cake and pizza from scratch)

  • @Angel-fl8my
    @Angel-fl8my 4 роки тому

    It's David Chapelle?

  • @oliviakite
    @oliviakite 4 роки тому

    LFMAO I'M PEEEEEEEING LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @noemidlt09090
    @noemidlt09090 4 роки тому

    Rip Bernie

  • @katten39
    @katten39 4 роки тому +2

    Elliot, will you be my friend?

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому +5

      There are very few people I make a conscious effort to become friends with, but that's not to say no. Given our walks of life, I don't know that a proper friendship is attainable. And even if it were, I live a fairly reclusive life right now, for reasons that extend far beyond a global pandemic. But you know what's interesting? The Valleyfolk was created because the world could use some friends right now, and our purpose is to be a vicarious hang with your friends. I take this very seriously, and I am very proud of that end-goal in terms of what I'd want to do as an entertainer. So the real question might not be whether I'll be your friend. That implies a one-sidedness that I wouldn't want, especially AS your friend. So I think the way in which I truly can be your friend is to not say, "yes," which would be a disservice to you as a pre-friend, but to rather change the paradigm and assume, for a moment, that we HAVE been friends, and if we HAVE been friends, you owe me 20 bucks and you damn well know it.

    • @katten39
      @katten39 4 роки тому

      @@ElliottMorgan hahaha ♥️♥️♥️ I have 5$ left on an Olive Garden Gift Card if that helps.

  • @PanickedTato
    @PanickedTato 4 роки тому

    Not. Another. Rollercoaster. Joe.

  • @VivaDuende818
    @VivaDuende818 4 роки тому

    Can Malcolm join the valleyfolk?

  • @benalark1771
    @benalark1771 4 роки тому

    Trail of tears ride where you see the horrible treatment of the Native Americans. I know this is not Disney related but if it can educate some people and they have to make it then do that. Also you can do the African Tail of tears that starts from being captured, sold to whites and shipped to America.

    • @JanderVK
      @JanderVK 4 роки тому

      I'm sure there's a better way of going about doing that than, y'know,... an amusement ride. Yeesh...

  • @Project20
    @Project20 4 роки тому

    Where’s Elliott?

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому +4

      It depends on how specific you want to be, dear viewer. In one way, I am in my bed, but doesn't that only, as they say, move the bedpost, so to speak? After all, where is my bed? Where is my home? I'm considered by the government to be a citizen of Los Angeles, CA, but are these also not only man-made names to describe something as intangible as space itself? The infinite nature of the universe is only one part of this. On a smaller scale, I am nowhere, for if you look closer and closer at me, you'll find that the flesh that holds together this sack of meat is made merely of molecules. My atoms do not touch, and I am therefore more like vapor. So where am I? I am nowhere, though something deep within me which is for the philosophers or scientists to figure out stirs as I type those words. Despite the gaseous nature of all of life, my heart still hears the farts of love. Listen to them sing, viewer, and don't forget to join our Patreon.

    • @Project20
      @Project20 4 роки тому

      Elliott Morgan never mind

    • @kw-wf9uf
      @kw-wf9uf 4 роки тому

      @@ElliottMorgan You absolute visionary, you.

  • @TheWanderingBeard
    @TheWanderingBeard 4 роки тому +1

    No jews found here

  • @keepthingsreal
    @keepthingsreal 4 роки тому

    Sup guys 💕

  • @matty55501able
    @matty55501able 4 роки тому

    Elliott, this is a safe space to rant

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks, Matthew. Ranting is such a powerful thing, and I used to do it a lot more. Over the years, I've toned down my rants, or I've made them far more succinct. As a result, I think I often leave out a LOT of steps. This happens in my comedy writing, especially, where I'll write a joke that's a "bridge too far," as the kids say. My brain will jump ahead to the funny part and I'll leave out the stuff between the punchline and premise. Since realizing I do this, I think my writing has gotten tighter, which is good, but there's still something about a good RANT that makes it so much easier to attack some statement. The problem is that rants can come off superfluous, and many people use rants to try to bury someone in words rather than logic. I'm guilty of this myself, and there's a little boy who cried wolf syndrome where now even engaging in a rant is a bit of a mark against you. But you know what I say? Bring on the rants, along with all their unneeded points and rambling asides, because if life as we know it already has way too much bullshit, what's a little more if it makes me feel like a Smart McPants Brain?

    • @matty55501able
      @matty55501able 4 роки тому

      @@ElliottMorgan never has there been a more perfect rant rant 👏 keep up what you're doing lad, massive fan, cheers 🙌

  • @imrankibria7400
    @imrankibria7400 4 роки тому

    Early boy crew

  • @yukihyo_o
    @yukihyo_o 4 роки тому

    Guess who is already creeped out by the title me and I’m only a minute into it

  • @namegirl12
    @namegirl12 4 роки тому

    elliott

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому +3

      Anna, I appreciate you calling me by my name, which is, of course, Elliott. I can only reciprocate that sentiment by referring to you as Anna, though it'll lack the punch by nature of it being a response. Unfortunately, I cannot change the course of time and therefore must accept the reality I currently find myself in. In this reality, you did not capitalize my name, either out of convenience or style, but either way, it conveys a sense of calm rationality that I think should be more adopted across the UA-cam platform. anna

    • @namegirl12
      @namegirl12 4 роки тому

      @@ElliottMorgan this was more than i could've imagined. thank you.

  • @drea94
    @drea94 4 роки тому

    1:25

  • @literosexual6541
    @literosexual6541 4 роки тому

    Elliott had a soul?????????

  • @MsXxsleepforeverxX
    @MsXxsleepforeverxX 4 роки тому

    I really missing Lee on the channel. I loved her personality and her fun character voices. I don’t understand why she had to leave, but it makes me sad to see her go.

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому +4

      Ah, yes! Sadness is definitely a good word to use! The good news is that sadness is an emotion, and emotions are temporary. The real question is what to do when the sadness subsides. Will we move forward and join our friends for laughs and giggles, or will we choose to define ourselves by negative emotions? I, for one, have never made a good decision that didn't give me some sort of negative emotion, be it sadness, nervousness, fear, or anger. So then, the choice is clear: my job is to make people laugh with my friends, and I'll continue to do that, so that people can move past their sadness and into joy, jokes, and Joe. Will you jo-in me?

  • @Benraimundo
    @Benraimundo 4 роки тому

    Just wondering, in America do you not have to social distance? How are you guys having guests when lockdowns meant to be happening. I know if you guys were in Australia you’d probably get fined

  • @sherlockbones98
    @sherlockbones98 4 роки тому

    Bullshit me sire

    • @ElliottMorgan
      @ElliottMorgan 4 роки тому

      Oh, I'd never. That implies that I'm fooling you, and you're no fool! I can tell just by looking at you that you could never fall for some snake oil salesman trick. You seem intelligent! You seem bright! That's why I want to tell you about something that SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR BRIGHT PEOPLE. That's right. I know this sounds crazy, but what I'm about to tell you about is kind of a secret. Wanna hear another secret? If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. And that's why I'm no salesmen. My product sells itself, and I'll prove that to you. I'd love to sit here and say my job is hard, but when your primary focus is on identifying people like YOU, people who GET IT, people who are THE BEST OF THE BEST, well what can I say? People like YOU make my life easy. Anyway, the product is http:://patreon.com/thevalleyfolk. Ever heard of it? Ever TRIED IT? The only thing making me think you're not a full-on genius is if you say "Nope, never tried it," because I'll have to toss you a, "WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!" Now does that sound like bullshit to you? Didn't think so. I'll see you tomorrow at 3, that's our time, tell your mom I said sup.

  • @DavesDig3B
    @DavesDig3B 4 роки тому

    Weird dude energy.

  • @helloimzane
    @helloimzane 4 роки тому

    first?

  • @mrshihouin
    @mrshihouin 4 роки тому +1

    wait they fired Lee because they couldn't find a bigger couch?

  • @WeedTooth
    @WeedTooth 4 роки тому