i love that throughout this series stuart has learned german vocabulary for herb and spices. to the point where today he read most of the package without the translator
Let's be honest though. All the words he "knew" are practically (or even literally: paprika, chillies, dill.) the same in English. I'm frankly surprised after 22 packs they still don't remember Zwiebeln is onion. 🤷🏻♀️
@@foopthehoop3103 Das ist auch gut so, dann können wir Deutschen sagen was wir wollen. Wer braucht schon Verschlüsselung wenn er auch Deutsch sprechen kann.
Even for a crappy calendar it's an incredibly lousy move. Of course the 100% cardboard Frozen calendar was worse, but you knew what to expect after the first couple of days. This item defied all expectations.
@@lwaves BARRY! additionally because it would be Barry selected and Barry set rules it would be utterly baffling to both Dan and Ashens leading to them needing to re-hash the rules partway in or text him to try and comprehend what innocent gleeful malevolence he had planned for them both.
I might be going insane, but what I think Dan got in his calendar was a very small and shit backdrop for the toys. All I can say is at least it didn't come in parts like some other calendar.
Man that Porsche one was crap. It was a cheap hotwheels with a cheap base and cardboard backdrops. I forgot how much it cost but I think it was insanely expensive.
This should just be a year-long series. God knows there are enough crappy advent calendars out there. But I'm pretty sure that would result in a murder and/or suicide.
Nothing can make that frozen calendar look good. At least this calendar didnt leak through the days and wasnt almost entirely cardboard. Long live the king of shit calendars: The frozen calendar of 2017
and that PROVES we're in an altered Universe, we can pass back to the Normal Constancy of Our Real Universe, if the Americans Vote Trump Out in 2020. Electing a Woman President to defeat the turd will rip a hole in the TimeSpace Continuum, returning us to Normal Safe Space.
after the past couple days, i was starting to think they were burnt out on the spice flavors and they werent affecting them as much. never been so delighted to be wrong
even better, New Year's !! save it up and blow it out for New Years !!! no gifts, no forced singing, just FOOD, FUN, and Revelry to Rival Last Year. !! Xmas is so 19th Century. I wanna party like it's 1999!...>>2020
What would've happened if that ad card and the empty box came up at the same time? Would it be a tie? If the card is a negative, does it lose to the empty box?
ALL BETS ARE OFF WITH THE CEREAL CALENDAR! Fourth day of Rice Krispies, it could be ANYTHING! Poor Daniel, he's just been ruined by this poor calendar. Though I thought he knew that Ashens existed to ruin his life, by this point. "Merry Christmas, Daniel", "Fuck you, Ashens", indeed. Loving this series, as usual. Hope next year is just as good.
Caught up again. Wow, today was not lucky for poor Dan, first a lousy piece of cardboard for the day, then a bit of Rice Krispies with "Grillmaster Barbecue Grillgewuz" on it. Ouch. 🤣
After all these years, my brain still can't decide if Ashen's 'eyes' in the holiday intro are meant to be baubles or sprouts. Even when I look closely and see the pine tree pattern, my mind still screams SPROUTS
at least it wasn't Multi-Grain Knobules. Rice Krispies are good in all kinds of things, mashed up they replace Panko crumbs, in chocolates they become Nestle' Krackel Bars, Rice Krispies are Nice, COMPARED TO MULTI-GRANED KNOBULES
I love these videos with Dan but I miss the weird stories that Ashens made up. Our grassmask overlords rose up from his solo calendar videos and I would love to see that format again.
I have never seen such a bizarre, worthless and thoroughly insulting advent window gift as that Christmas card/advert thing. What on god's green Earth was the idea behind that? unless they knew it was going to appear on Ashen's advent countdown ...
Contrarians. Nothing is Good, Nothing is Right, Everything is Inconvenient and Every One Is In Their Way. Contrarians, easily fucked with to the breaking point
@@HasekuraIsuna yeah, who don't seem to understand/care that the grass mask stuff was Ashens' way of amusing himself with an unexpectedly boring calendar. Then the next year it received an obligatory callback and now lots of people expect or want it.
Day 22. Around the world a collective shriek is heard as children open their Advent calendars and find an advert pretending it's a Christmas card. Snap returns for a second day, just to show he doesn't play favorites - - he hates you both.
For anyone who can be bothered to give a damn This year I'm doing my own advent calendars to go along with Ashens and Nerdcubed. One is a Mars Favorites Candy Calendar that cost 8.00$ and the other is a Paw Patrol Calendar That cost 2.00$ Mars Favorites Candy: Skittles (the only pack in the calendar apparently, like 5 Milky Way but one pack of god dame Skittles). Paw Patrol Calendar: Rudolph shaped chocolate (in this case he's a brown nosed reindeer). Mars Candy Points:16 Paw Patrol points:6
"Genuinely the worst one so far."
"Really?"
You could see Ashens' internal struggle with his morbid curiosity.
pause at 5:16 - geuninely happy to see Dan in pain
It makes me sad to think of all the poor children that have their advent ruined by this insult of a calendar.
Well, it's their own fault for liking Fortnite.
@@RufusOmega literally everything about this comment is wrong and it's honestly impressive
@@RufusOmega madlad
RufusOmega fortnite bad haha reddit monent laugh
Yeah no child should ever have that much spice by itself
i love that throughout this series stuart has learned german vocabulary for herb and spices. to the point where today he read most of the package without the translator
That's just amazing in itself.
Considering the whole 24 days were filmed in one session he may well have forgotten all that by now, but one can hope.
@@Bootleg_Jones shhh, no one should know that.
Let's be honest though. All the words he "knew" are practically (or even literally: paprika, chillies, dill.) the same in English. I'm frankly surprised after 22 packs they still don't remember Zwiebeln is onion. 🤷🏻♀️
Then again most of the words he read were already pretty close to the english word equivalent already, Paprika, Chillies, Rosmarin, Thymian, Dill
They're not Rice Krispies, they are Spice Krispies.
Snap Crackle and Flo
Mmmmm....
just imagine making Spice Krispies treats with that.
@@jerryrathgeb4412 Make some meat paste out of hotdogs or something and that could potentially be pretty good.
Ashen's smile while Dan has to munch down his Spice Crispies is a thing of beauty
Liked just for "Spice Crispies" alone.
At 5:16 or so Ashen’s look is one of great glee at the suffering of his poor friend.
@@warriorwhacko well... Dan DID pick these out. He even won the coin toss. He's failed MISERABLY.
@@Geno2733 Dan's well laid plans ended on a true epic fail. His ulcer will be huge after all this. 😂
Soon, it will be over. Then we will all be sad.
Not them, they will be extatic
Welcome to Christmas
You made me sad just now. Blessings of the Grassmasks, we'll always have ReWatch.
Even sadier than sad onions
@@RonGeo8 : Which makes some onions angry.
"You did not expect when you came to my house.... 22 days ago"
Dan refuses to break the magic of advent calendars.
Oh reliable rein-dear.
Reign, dear.
...oh judge.
No cardboard trees that you see
The way Stuart's face lit up with Christmas joy when Dan started choking.
That moment when Dan is having a bad time, and Ashens turns to the camera like :D
I love how Ashens face lights up at Dan's suffering.
An advert really? Tomorrow will just have a gas bill in it.
Must get the kids ready for the disappointment of adulthood early . XD
@@Torchyc that's the German efficacy at work
Ich bin ein verlässliches Rentier!
Some things transcend language
Nein, bist du nicht.
Please have a German Advent Calender on next year, too. Stuart und Nerd X Nerd X Nerd pronouncing those ingredients is the best! ^^
I can’t read German
@@foopthehoop3103 Das ist auch gut so, dann können wir Deutschen sagen was wir wollen.
Wer braucht schon Verschlüsselung wenn er auch Deutsch sprechen kann.
It may seem like we are near the end, and we're running out of time...
But we are just biding our time!
ALL HAIL THE GRASS MASKS!!!
🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘
The Great Grass Mask! What are you going to do, oh holy mask?
The only way Ashens could've lost this one is if there'd been a live scorpion in there and they had to rush him to hospital to get the antivenom.
This video deserved a small Barry GIF with "I loove Paprika!" in it.. :D
Just for fun: I found that Fortnight Funco Advent calendar in Walmart for $28. And a Funco Marvel version for the same.
Considering the Fortnite figs have actual eyes when necessary the marvel one might be up to the same "yeah its alright" quality
Breaks my heart when they use up the entire bag of spice. These look REALLY GOOD.
Paprika Rice Krispies, a new holiday recipe for the Interwebs.
21st Century Chex Mix.
Stoner Chow.
The spice must flow
Oh it will...out the back door
He who controls the spice…
Dan definitely got the worst item in the history of this advent tradition.
I think it’s actually worse than some of the punishment calendars (like wilkos bloxx) which I didn’t think was possible
Even for a crappy calendar it's an incredibly lousy move. Of course the 100% cardboard Frozen calendar was worse, but you knew what to expect after the first couple of days. This item defied all expectations.
Next year, Dan, let Ashens pick the calendars.
Or neither of them and let someone completely impartial pick the calendars, the punishment and the get out clause if they have one.
It will be a hand made calendar of decades old food.
@@lwaves BARRY! additionally because it would be Barry selected and Barry set rules it would be utterly baffling to both Dan and Ashens leading to them needing to re-hash the rules partway in or text him to try and comprehend what innocent gleeful malevolence he had planned for them both.
@axolotllan That's who I was thinking of too. Hee-hee.
OMG Dan just lost so hard. Sorry Dan. On a scale of 1-10 that was minus a gillion.
That was pretty much exactly a "baby eats lemon" reaction there
I might be going insane, but what I think Dan got in his calendar was a very small and shit backdrop for the toys. All I can say is at least it didn't come in parts like some other calendar.
Man that Porsche one was crap. It was a cheap hotwheels with a cheap base and cardboard backdrops. I forgot how much it cost but I think it was insanely expensive.
Watching these two try to poison each other has become my family’s new Christmas tradition. Already looking forward to next year.
Ashens 15 : 7 Nerdcubed
*ASHENS WINS*
*ASHENS WINS*
*ASHENS WINS*
Ashens could get literal shit and win overall
The Ranting Brummie Ashens wins with a Funko product, a product he hates.
I’m hoping they’ve made something weird for the next few days, I miss last years with the grass masks and that day 25 with the jam baby
Does that advert card have a microchip inside it or the "SmartPoint locations" (as they call it) for the "reliable reindeer" to interact with?
“Merry Christmas Dan.”
“Fuck you Ashens!”
Ahh so warm and festive.
I’m sad that this is nearly over
This should just be a year-long series. God knows there are enough crappy advent calendars out there. But I'm pretty sure that would result in a murder and/or suicide.
Looks like this day has broken Dan
Wow! I never thought I'd see the day! Stuart Ashens found something he won't even taste!!!
This series is the reason I now also have a mouth ulcer. Thanks Santa!
Day 22, still no sign of the grass masks. Waiting for the surprise on day 24.
22 days and only the briefest of mentions of our dark lord Grass Mask across the entire advent? Say it ain’t so!
Dan’s wheeze fuels me
Dans one is so bad, it makes that frozen calendar they did look decent
Nothing can make that frozen calendar look good. At least this calendar didnt leak through the days and wasnt almost entirely cardboard. Long live the king of shit calendars: The frozen calendar of 2017
I'm going to have Kellogg's make my passwords for me as they are so random and unpredictable, no-one will guess it correctly.
Hmm! Advertisements in real life? That doesn't happen often!
and that PROVES we're in an altered Universe, we can pass back to the Normal Constancy of Our Real Universe, if the Americans Vote Trump Out in 2020. Electing a Woman President to defeat the turd will rip a hole in the TimeSpace Continuum, returning us to Normal Safe Space.
We're Doomed.
Ashens genuine joy at Dans suffering is the best gift so far.
after the past couple days, i was starting to think they were burnt out on the spice flavors and they werent affecting them as much. never been so delighted to be wrong
Stewart's smile from when dan tried the concoction really reminded me of something from a Tom and Jerry short.
To quote Ice Cube, it was a good day.
When is the grass mask going to show up anyways?
They're in the tags...
Almost Christmas
even better, New Year's !! save it up and blow it out for New Years !!! no gifts, no forced singing, just FOOD, FUN, and Revelry to Rival Last Year. !! Xmas is so 19th Century. I wanna party like it's 1999!...>>2020
I am SO glad Dan didn't guess the cereal today.
Not gonna lie; this is the first video I watch each day of December for the past few years. Always guaranteed gold.
That is... Exceptionally shit. I feel like Dan should have to take a double punishment for that.
Agreed
What would've happened if that ad card and the empty box came up at the same time? Would it be a tie? If the card is a negative, does it lose to the empty box?
Indeed it does
Stuart literally said that it would lose to an empty one, so yes.
At least with an empty box you can imagine you'll get double down the line. With the ad card you've just been given a huge "fuck you."
ALL BETS ARE OFF WITH THE CEREAL CALENDAR! Fourth day of Rice Krispies, it could be ANYTHING!
Poor Daniel, he's just been ruined by this poor calendar. Though I thought he knew that Ashens existed to ruin his life, by this point.
"Merry Christmas, Daniel", "Fuck you, Ashens", indeed. Loving this series, as usual. Hope next year is just as good.
Caught up again. Wow, today was not lucky for poor Dan, first a lousy piece of cardboard for the day, then a bit of Rice Krispies with "Grillmaster Barbecue Grillgewuz" on it. Ouch. 🤣
10/10 for 22 days of perfect continuity, all that travel must be making Ashens grumpy by now 🤔
Dan, that's what you get for getting cocky yesterday! Pride comes before the spicy fall.
Parental dodge for their child getting a shitty bit of cardboard, "oh! it's a Christmas card! You could give it to grandma!"
I love the look on Ashen's face 5:16! The look of WINNING!
Stuart enjoys Dan's pain way too much 😂
Justc wanted to thank you guys for continuing to do these videos each year. I always look forward to them! 😁
Dan's suffering is almost over!
This is what I look forward to all year!
Dan was getting too cocky after the last one. The Advent calendar has brought him back down to earth.
Hah ! Put all the spice in , Squeal like a piggy ! also Dan goes a nice shade of red...
After all these years, my brain still can't decide if Ashen's 'eyes' in the holiday intro are meant to be baubles or sprouts. Even when I look closely and see the pine tree pattern, my mind still screams SPROUTS
The Grass Mask is really slacking this year. Maybe it figured both calendars were already cursed enough
5:15 says so much about the human condition lol.
Spice Krispies
(you're welcome)
the multi grain ain't stale, they're just made to soak up more milk
Ashens face when he saw how bad it was should be a meme
I love Spice Krispy Treats ;3
Poor Dan! I’m a conniving reindeer !
Poor poor Dan! :(
That’s the content I’ve been waiting for
Looks like its a win for Ashens!
A third Gingerbread Man, and Ashens wins
GrillmasterBBQX? Jerma's eternal rival
Has Ashens guessed anything other than cornflakes?
Good old Kellogg's Spice Krispies.
Based on the thumbnail it feels like dan loses
Am I the only one who thinks that Stuart has gone bald and he's using a 'combover' to cover the bald patch?
Mix all the spice and cereal together at the end in a big bowl, pour some milk innit, and cap things off real nicely
Can't believe that the grass masks haven't been in the series
"When you came to my house.... twenty-two days ago"
First rule of the Advent Calendar: You don't talk about the mask
at least it wasn't Multi-Grain Knobules. Rice Krispies are good in all kinds of things, mashed up they replace Panko crumbs, in chocolates they become Nestle' Krackel Bars, Rice Krispies are Nice, COMPARED TO MULTI-GRANED KNOBULES
sadly the fun is nearly ending
and You made me sad (der) just now
I love these videos with Dan but I miss the weird stories that Ashens made up. Our grassmask overlords rose up from his solo calendar videos and I would love to see that format again.
You should try the spice cereal as a steak dry rub.
Haha I happy to see ashen win
Dan sounds dead inside. I would too if I had a piece of cardboard that didn't even turn into a tree or something.
Day 22: Super Mario - Ice Flower. Reese's - Peanut Butter Cup. Mom - Russell Stover Caramel.
And Jesus said "Woe to the spice eaters!"
I have never seen such a bizarre, worthless and thoroughly insulting advent window gift as that Christmas card/advert thing.
What on god's green Earth was the idea behind that? unless they knew it was going to appear on Ashen's advent countdown ...
Are the frosties ever going to come up again!?!?
Who downvotes this? What were you expecting?
Contrarians. Nothing is Good, Nothing is Right, Everything is Inconvenient and Every One Is In Their Way. Contrarians, easily fucked with to the breaking point
Trolls.
People expecting more grass mask content?
@@HasekuraIsuna yeah, who don't seem to understand/care that the grass mask stuff was Ashens' way of amusing himself with an unexpectedly boring calendar. Then the next year it received an obligatory callback and now lots of people expect or want it.
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Dill. You will ONLY taste Dill.
The Carolina Reaper must be around the corner, I'm just sure of it lol
Day 22.
Around the world a collective shriek is heard as children open their Advent calendars and find an advert pretending it's a Christmas card.
Snap returns for a second day, just to show he doesn't play favorites - - he hates you both.
Next year you need to but a make up advent calender and drag up lol
Don't put paprika in your holes.
For anyone who can be bothered to give a damn This year I'm doing my own advent calendars to go along with Ashens and Nerdcubed. One is a Mars Favorites Candy Calendar that cost 8.00$ and the other is a Paw Patrol Calendar That cost 2.00$
Mars Favorites Candy:
Skittles (the only pack in the calendar apparently, like 5 Milky Way but one pack of god dame Skittles).
Paw Patrol Calendar: Rudolph shaped chocolate (in this case he's a brown nosed reindeer).
Mars Candy Points:16
Paw Patrol points:6
Pretty sure I'm the only person on the planet besides you who's seen this comment