Off Topic: Ep. 79 - Giving Up Fun

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  • @harrywitcher3739
    @harrywitcher3739 7 років тому +1376

    iris: f....f....f
    Michael: father?
    iris: fuck
    Michael: I'm so proud

    • @cowboy5182
      @cowboy5182 7 років тому +144

      nah switch around
      Iris: F...F....F
      Michael: fuck?
      Iris: father
      Michael: Damn it

    • @JoshFox0289
      @JoshFox0289 7 років тому +4

      Thought you said isis for a second XD

    • @ratziboi2266
      @ratziboi2266 7 років тому +9

      Michael: LINDSAY!! THIS CHILD IS NOT MINE!!!

    • @RhysClark97
      @RhysClark97 7 років тому

      yo who'd you fuck??

    • @angelxlord7374
      @angelxlord7374 7 років тому +2

      Agent Ratzi that's just not funny like at all

  • @supr3m3panda
    @supr3m3panda 7 років тому +110

    Michael gushing about Iris is adorable.

  • @Tank5546
    @Tank5546 7 років тому +325

    Lindsay got the pre-release so the baby was born early.
    Michael got the season pass so he got all those diapers as a bonus.

    • @pressnothingandwatch
      @pressnothingandwatch 7 років тому +15

      Now we just gotta figure out if Iris is the main protagonist or a support character.... or the villain

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 7 років тому +12

      Villian, hands down
      Being spoiled as a kid has some weird emotional side effects

    • @Brattleborg
      @Brattleborg 7 років тому

      that is an amazing comment.

    • @claire122333
      @claire122333 7 років тому

      Epickills03 g

  • @kylem2010GT
    @kylem2010GT 7 років тому +63

    Jack to Gavin - "If you had a baby would you raise it American or stupid?"
    _Geoff runs in to give Jack a high five_

  • @chaseteel251
    @chaseteel251 7 років тому +91

    That bit with the diapers is just one more of the many reasons I love Broadcast

  • @Chuzado_117
    @Chuzado_117 7 років тому +36

    "so if you had a baby would you raise it American or stupid".... dammit jack I almost spit out my sprite with that joke lmao

  • @JazzCabbageJosh
    @JazzCabbageJosh 7 років тому +927

    Baby Iris was born before her due date, does that make her a pre release?

    • @recklessturtle7462
      @recklessturtle7462 7 років тому +28

      Digger Nick Zenyatta popped his ult early

    • @bishop3660
      @bishop3660 7 років тому +10

      Digger Nick yeah sometimes if you pre-order, the devs will send it out early.

    • @clairelouise3591
      @clairelouise3591 7 років тому +114

      She was actually released early for first members

    • @coltondaddario8282
      @coltondaddario8282 7 років тому +5

      Claire Louise u win this comment section.

    • @breastpilk
      @breastpilk 7 років тому +6

      Digger Nick Unfortunately, she's only in her pre-alpha stage.

  • @Wolffang731
    @Wolffang731 7 років тому +526

    Its Papa Jones!

  • @Omgimadude1
    @Omgimadude1 7 років тому +45

    I mean, Michael punched apart his own shit. He's gonna be fine.

  • @acali317
    @acali317 7 років тому +2

    The look on Geoff's face at 1:48:43 is pure happiness and pride for Micheal, Lindsay and Iris. Can't help but smile at the big softee he is for his friends.

    • @morganirvine2327
      @morganirvine2327 2 роки тому

      Makes me smile when I found out they made Geoff irises godfather ❤

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 5 років тому +7

    "If you had a baby would you raise it American or stupid?"
    *Insert meme of Patrick Star saying "What's the difference?"*

  • @septumpunch7797
    @septumpunch7797 7 років тому +1

    the best thing about this whole podcast is Michael (and everyone else!!) being so proud and happy about Iris. that kid is going to have a bomb ass childhood

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 7 років тому +10

    "I only have ONE baby, guys."
    He still doesn't understand, you guys. He still doesn't understand.

  • @TheMightyPipe
    @TheMightyPipe 7 років тому +7

    OMG I'm so happy for Michael and Lindsay. Also great job broadcast.

  • @Cheezeblade
    @Cheezeblade 7 років тому +147

    Next year slowmo guys video. "My Girlfriends Labor in 4k 250,000 FPS Ft. Meg turney"

    • @pressnothingandwatch
      @pressnothingandwatch 7 років тому +18

      They'll need a face cam (aka gag cam), of Gavin watching it, playing with the video

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 7 років тому

      PressNothingAndWatchTheDamn Video Oh god, if my brother in law almost fainted when his second kid was born, I imagine Gavin will fucking vomit and then give himself a concussion from landing in it.

    • @saiyandna2368
      @saiyandna2368 6 років тому

      Wrong

    • @Thegangsterzboyy98
      @Thegangsterzboyy98 5 років тому

      Meg would kill Gavin lol like with a bedpan.

  • @skullfluffy
    @skullfluffy 7 років тому +21

    16:02 How to summon Geoff.

  • @syhresyhre911
    @syhresyhre911 7 років тому +416

    *Jack pretends he'll taze Gavin* "I'd never actually do that." .... Didn't you taze Michael?

    • @syhresyhre911
      @syhresyhre911 7 років тому +4

      So he says 😝

    • @DigitalFroxe
      @DigitalFroxe 7 років тому +12

      to be fair, Gavin was originally supposed to taze Micheal but let Jack do it instead

    • @SINDRIKARL1
      @SINDRIKARL1 7 років тому +23

      It was for charity in a controlled environment with trained medical staff on hand, very different situation.

    • @syhresyhre911
      @syhresyhre911 7 років тому +4

      Just to be clear I want trying to put Jack down, I just wanted to point out the irony.

    • @TheSlaughterGod
      @TheSlaughterGod 7 років тому +5

      Out of everyone I believe Gavin is the one person they cannot or will not taze. The guy basically had a stroke when he was younger you can't taze that.

  • @Toneill029
    @Toneill029 7 років тому +3

    Hearing about Iris being a ragdol reminds of what my parents told about when I was in the hospital as a newborn. Somehow I good actually lift up head and look around. I would also get really fussy and cry when all the others were sleeping then when every other baby was awake and crying I'd be fast asleep. Baby stories are the best.

  • @VideoSage
    @VideoSage 7 років тому +9

    Michael has gone full dad, & it's wonderful.

    • @jaycereed9928
      @jaycereed9928 3 роки тому

      i realize I'm kinda off topic but does anyone know of a good site to stream newly released series online?

    • @alfonsoarcher3106
      @alfonsoarcher3106 3 роки тому

      @Jayce Reed Lately I have been using FlixZone. You can find it by googling :)

    • @reigngraham5287
      @reigngraham5287 3 роки тому

      @Jayce Reed Try flixzone. Just search on google for it :)

    • @jerryroy5121
      @jerryroy5121 3 роки тому

      @Alfonso Archer yup, I've been using Flixzone for since april myself =)

    • @brycenandre7488
      @brycenandre7488 3 роки тому

      @Alfonso Archer Thank you, signed up and it seems like a nice service :D Appreciate it !

  • @wdude33
    @wdude33 7 років тому +12

    12:32 there's about to be some adult diapers in the mail to AHWU for gavin.

  • @WruceBayne
    @WruceBayne 7 років тому +4

    I absolutely love broadcast, especially Patrick, they all just seem like such genuine people.

  • @lukeepoo785
    @lukeepoo785 7 років тому +19

    Watch Michael claim he isn't drunk and then continue to be very drunk.

  • @giacomozeitgeist7178
    @giacomozeitgeist7178 7 років тому +15

    "Why can't you just hang a baby?" - Gavin Free, 2017

  • @charlienuggets7443
    @charlienuggets7443 7 років тому +4

    first forty seconds, Jack has a taser and my first and only thought "I hope this doesn't become a negatively charged encounter"

  • @vRockMcCarty
    @vRockMcCarty 7 років тому +19

    Love the fact you can't see Little J over the diapers, haha. Congrats Mogar!

  • @XxHarounXx
    @XxHarounXx 7 років тому +49

    rip old michael welcome new michael

  • @TrenchTalkYT
    @TrenchTalkYT 7 років тому +5

    Glad to see that you have gained subscribers since I last viewed your channel.
    You deserve it, your content is very good. You guys crack me up!
    Keep up the good work! 😀

  • @DavidTriphon
    @DavidTriphon 7 років тому +1

    So cool to see the tech crew behind Off Topic. Go techies!

  • @Unlimitedossibility
    @Unlimitedossibility 7 років тому +22

    Premature... So Baby Rage Quit the Womb?

  • @Coreyphillips1
    @Coreyphillips1 2 роки тому +1

    Wow today iris would be 5 years old, doesnt even feel that long ago when news of her first came out

  • @gamertagshadow-6227
    @gamertagshadow-6227 7 років тому +11

    you could say iris rage quit the womb

  • @natorious314
    @natorious314 7 років тому

    Michael in dad mode is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. Keep on loving that baby, man.

  • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
    @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 7 років тому +19

    55:46
    "Or by the neck?"
    Yup, Meg just choke-slams Gavin.

  • @MrMoustacheNinja
    @MrMoustacheNinja 7 років тому

    That end convo about netting Jeremy and the rip pants 😂 both of those would be hilarious to see!!

  • @tydog_22
    @tydog_22 7 років тому +7

    I can see Michael got some new glasses NOICE

  • @Tact1kalFa1l
    @Tact1kalFa1l 7 років тому +2

    9:55 "For the love of god, Montresor!"
    "Yes, for the love of god!"

  • @Invader19x
    @Invader19x 7 років тому +15

    Aw Michael is such a good dad. Its so sweet to see how proud and happy he is when talking about his baby.

  • @ms.deneuve
    @ms.deneuve 7 років тому +6

    Michael looks like such a dad with those glasses

  • @thekittycats8061
    @thekittycats8061 7 років тому +39

    vodquila don't just forget the night before wipe the fucking hard drive clean

    • @8484sean
      @8484sean 7 років тому

      the kitty cats That made me laugh way to fucking hard

    • @KyRex1783
      @KyRex1783 7 років тому +1

      Forget clearing the history, format the computer

    • @ltchugacast131
      @ltchugacast131 7 років тому

      the kitty cats just this thread XD

  • @MrMoustacheNinja
    @MrMoustacheNinja 7 років тому +1

    Geoff walking on stage to high five Jack after that Gavin burn 😂😂😂😂 love Team OG and their relationship

  • @Gowdannie
    @Gowdannie 7 років тому +5

    aww, that bit with broadcast bringing Michael diapers was cute :')

  • @damienwhisenant9115
    @damienwhisenant9115 7 років тому +2

    God I love Achievement Hunter I ship out for basic training tomarrow and this is the most I have laughed all day.

  • @svenpoigmichakov2063
    @svenpoigmichakov2063 7 років тому +31

    I think in podcast format, they should be able to discuss politics if they want to, it's a show literally called "Off Topic". The community shouldn't be so ucking butt hurt if they hear something they don't agree with. They sometimes say things I don't necessarily agree with, but I love these guys. Let them talk about what the fuck they want to talk about. Stop feeling alienated because a youtube group doesn't hold the same feelings you do. Move on enjoy their content, and stop getting butthurt!

  • @belainegibsson.2082
    @belainegibsson.2082 7 років тому

    Michael talking about his house and baby are some of my favourite things.

  • @chris31795
    @chris31795 7 років тому +269

    That's a lot of diapers...

    • @Tessa_Ryan
      @Tessa_Ryan 7 років тому +29

      Well, they're going to fucking use alllllll of them.

    • @derekd.4615
      @derekd.4615 7 років тому +13

      chris31795 being a father of two boys myself he will prob use most of those diapers.

    • @ColonelPeppers
      @ColonelPeppers 7 років тому +12

      That is actually not a lot of diapers. They will use eight a day. I just hope they have enough trash bags.

    • @LighthawkTenchi
      @LighthawkTenchi 7 років тому +44

      chris31795 They will blow through that stack in about 2-3 months. Expensive as hell, too.

    • @CaitCher
      @CaitCher 7 років тому +20

      That's godsent, not a lot.

  • @kauritsu0
    @kauritsu0 7 років тому +1

    Michael has such dad glasses on!!! I dig them!

  • @SkyTheStarhero
    @SkyTheStarhero 7 років тому +159

    Weird. They talked about politics for a good amount of time, but the dislike bar isn't insane? Are people finally growing up?

    • @MrIzzy5466
      @MrIzzy5466 7 років тому +25

      They were mostly talking facts and no opinioms. That and laughing about the stupid typo. No one gets angry about that stuff usually.

    • @gettingstranger
      @gettingstranger 7 років тому +7

      Of course not! I think they may be growing down, to be quite honest.

    • @royalewithcheese7
      @royalewithcheese7 7 років тому +10

      SkyTheStarhero they never grow up they are still petty as shit

    • @taco6n13
      @taco6n13 7 років тому

      SkyTheStarhero No I just don't think they watched this one.

  • @arlinescarlet4980
    @arlinescarlet4980 7 років тому +1

    "Are you going to raise your kid American or stupid?" has got to be my favorite thing he's ever said now and that high five from Geoff was just the icing on the cake.

  • @ViperiumPrime
    @ViperiumPrime 7 років тому +4

    I'd guess a diaper change 3-5 times a day, so that supply might last a year? perfect for the size 1 amount

  • @Hessimore
    @Hessimore 7 років тому +1

    oh wow, broadcast is the best. such an awesome gift! so moving

  • @aravindselvam6508
    @aravindselvam6508 7 років тому +20

    "why don't you hang a baby"
    -Gavin Free 2017

  • @Regan1297
    @Regan1297 7 років тому +1

    I love the productions sense of humour!

  • @ryancoates9223
    @ryancoates9223 7 років тому +101

    For episode 100, can Michaels daughter be the host?

  • @Lil_Carmine
    @Lil_Carmine 7 років тому

    I can't believe I like these guys so much I'm actually watching off topic now XD

  • @mommyslosingit
    @mommyslosingit 7 років тому +30

    So hes got about a week of diapers there then?

  • @Swiftehpie
    @Swiftehpie 7 років тому +2

    They recorded this on my 20th birthday. congrats on becoming a dad, Michael!

  • @balrog0444
    @balrog0444 7 років тому +13

    "Episode 16 of RvB that I just did audio for..."
    Well, now we know when Grif comes back, thank you Geoff.

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 7 років тому +1

      Could be flashback/ghost

    • @royalewithcheese7
      @royalewithcheese7 7 років тому

      balrog0444 there's no way they wouldn't censor that if it was a giant spoiler

    • @SINDRIKARL1
      @SINDRIKARL1 7 років тому

      Except they don't typically censor live shows like this.

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 7 років тому +1

    Jeremy: "Uhhh...I'm subscribed to Michaels channel..." Michael: "Oh wow, really?" Lil' J: "Yeah." Michael: "Huh...I should make a video." *Michael why must you tease us so?*

  • @JJcDAmAn1
    @JJcDAmAn1 7 років тому +9

    I was thinking that this episode would be sponsored by Babies R Us...

  • @Dcrev
    @Dcrev 7 років тому +1

    The AH crew should have a shooting contest with light bulbs and all the weapons they've gotten from AHWU

  • @maxwell9211
    @maxwell9211 7 років тому +7

    Dad Michael lookin pretty sexy in his new glasses

  • @toolbox1502
    @toolbox1502 7 років тому

    love the face Michael made when the lid came off the tequila/vodka

  • @RyanM-yurt
    @RyanM-yurt 7 років тому +8

    Finding Bigfoot series has a better story than destiny

  • @Essaroni
    @Essaroni 7 років тому +2

    Geoff seems to be happier or more energetic or something here. Idk, there's new life in him that was absent in previous off topics.

  • @harv.41
    @harv.41 7 років тому +37

    "are you going to raise it american or stupid?" best thing jack has ever said

  • @quonslecn7755
    @quonslecn7755 7 років тому

    LOL. Love Michael's new glasses. He looks like Jack's beardless brother now haha

  • @DraperPeanut
    @DraperPeanut 7 років тому +12

    Yo i thought the diapers was there AHWU haul but thats awesome from broadcast!!!

  • @Frank_Ditch
    @Frank_Ditch 7 років тому +2

    Production crew: so if we spend anything over $5000 we need to get permission, so let's buy $4999 worth of diapers for Michael

  • @OfficialChefBigBoi
    @OfficialChefBigBoi 7 років тому +5

    Jack's American or stupid joke was brilliant I don't care what you think of him

  • @BasicGeometry
    @BasicGeometry 7 років тому

    really glad I decided to turn this podcast on while eating lunch.

  • @stiggyz6393
    @stiggyz6393 7 років тому +6

    "If you had a baby would you raise it American or stupid?" Oh Jack I was dying after you said that!!

  • @CaptainLog
    @CaptainLog 7 років тому

    Iris is such a profoundly beautiful name. Congrats, Mr. Dad and Mom. :)

  • @mniellie
    @mniellie 7 років тому +10

    PLEASE do more of the Bigfoot series!

  • @WannabeCanadianDev
    @WannabeCanadianDev 7 років тому

    Michael is an adorable dad; hope the crazy sets in.

  • @thekingdragon3941
    @thekingdragon3941 7 років тому +5

    my bro just had there first kid 3 months early he gets to come home in about a week

  • @rashodstyles9398
    @rashodstyles9398 7 років тому +1

    Well.... Michael is a full blown Dad.

  • @TheMightyPipe
    @TheMightyPipe 7 років тому +3

    You guys should talk about what you want to. If that's politics, that's awesome.

  • @schwazroda7882
    @schwazroda7882 7 років тому

    Jeremy's hand for the me undies ad was on point

  • @MrGamezZombie
    @MrGamezZombie 7 років тому +89

    So glad the podcast comes out on my Birthday!

    • @Hgim-A
      @Hgim-A 7 років тому +4

      MrGamezZombie happy birthday

    • @TheEpsilonExpirement
      @TheEpsilonExpirement 7 років тому +3

      Happy birthday, dude!!!

    • @sarwarjiwani8596
      @sarwarjiwani8596 7 років тому +2

      MrGamezZombie happy birthday dude!

    • @creepdad
      @creepdad 7 років тому +2

      MrGamezZombie happy birthday!

    • @bizzarrebeckett4203
      @bizzarrebeckett4203 7 років тому +4

      MrGamezZombie its my birthday too! Happy birthday birthday twin

  • @SkywardSpork
    @SkywardSpork 7 років тому

    I do that shirt thing Andy does, it's a comfort thing, it's something I've done since I was a kid I think

  • @ColonelPeppers
    @ColonelPeppers 7 років тому +3

    14:55 Michael's face, I am pretty sure he was thinking about killing Gavin.

  • @bloodstar165
    @bloodstar165 7 років тому

    It's pretty fucking awesome to see Michael absolutely gush over his daughter, gonna be a hell of a dad.

  • @OGNSpangBab
    @OGNSpangBab 7 років тому +4

    When you share your birthday with Gavin and Michael indirectly talks shit about your birthday 😞

  • @randomname3790
    @randomname3790 7 років тому

    Gotta love Michael's new 'I've been a dad for less than two months' shadows/bags under his eyes. They're beautiful, like him.
    Edit: those diapers will last him a year tops, if he's very lucky.

  • @Mach15ghost
    @Mach15ghost 7 років тому +7

    Michael looks so tired, also I can't wait for the impending Ryan levels of dad madness from Michael due to sleep deprivation

  • @tombiant120
    @tombiant120 7 років тому

    That moment when Geoff stands infront of a stool staring at Jeremy because he wanted to sit in his spot xD gg Geoff, we love you

  • @switch3459
    @switch3459 7 років тому +5

    Michael looking like Buddy Holly

  • @CyberGenesis1
    @CyberGenesis1 6 років тому

    As a parent - this was the most legit thing anyone can give you with a new baby

  • @perksofperks
    @perksofperks 7 років тому +119

    I just realised 5 mins in that all of them have beards, pretty thick ones, except Micheal. Micheal is also the only dad here, wtf!

    • @imblakeiswear2549
      @imblakeiswear2549 7 років тому +26

      Henry Perks goeff shows up and hes a dad but he dose have a beard too. so youre halfway right.

    • @link8440
      @link8440 7 років тому +16

      Henry Perks Micheal in geneticly incapable of growing a beard.

    • @lilsausage2614
      @lilsausage2614 7 років тому +2

      Blakey Geoff has a kid tho

    • @binkleyme
      @binkleyme 7 років тому +9

      LeapingPenguin L Geoff also wasn't there in the first 5 minutes.

    • @paulruffle6913
      @paulruffle6913 7 років тому +19

      well also, Geoff is kind of a dad as well

  • @paradox0173
    @paradox0173 7 років тому

    10 minutes in, already laughing like a maniac. Congrats Michael.

  • @ryannash11
    @ryannash11 7 років тому +4

    papa jones and his new glasses

  • @Naaaaaaaaaah420
    @Naaaaaaaaaah420 7 років тому +2

    You guys should upload these podcasts to Spotify

  • @BearByTree
    @BearByTree 7 років тому +5

    The accountant for RT is probably wondering why the fuck part of the fullscreen budget went to diapers and wipes

  • @somniferrous
    @somniferrous 7 років тому +1

    binging with babish is one of my fave channels

    • @Sauzeisawesome
      @Sauzeisawesome 7 років тому

      Jay Jay OOOOHHHHH NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

    • @somniferrous
      @somniferrous 7 років тому

      Sauzeisawesome ???????? cool pal i was just really happy to see a very talented creator of content get a shoutout to a large global audience. you should try being nicer. it makes you feel better about yourself.

  • @lindseymessina8622
    @lindseymessina8622 7 років тому +19

    can we make a team parents? Ryan Geoff and michael

  • @mateochavez8455
    @mateochavez8455 7 років тому +1

    "It was so new and smol"
    Gavin Free on Iris

  • @skylarlapenotiere6445
    @skylarlapenotiere6445 7 років тому +7

    there's a J somewhere , and you're the little version of that .

  • @SeerWalker
    @SeerWalker 7 років тому

    michael is such a happy papa!

  • @Likeomgitznich
    @Likeomgitznich 7 років тому +3

    Geoff, thank you for the level headed trump analysis. I am being 100% serious.

  • @ariannagrotheer5389
    @ariannagrotheer5389 7 років тому

    it's going to be amazing when Iris is older and comes back to watch this