I Almost Got Kidnapped, Seriously.

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  • @LARRAY
    @LARRAY 8 років тому +6275

    "HEY CHARLIE I HAVE SOME GOOD ADVICE FOR YOU, JUST MAKE SURE YOUR MOM DOESN'T SAY ONE MORE WORD TO ME OR ILL THROW HER INTO A FIRE PLACE.... GOODLUCK CHARLIE!!!"
    OH MY GODODODDOOD IM CRYING

    • @cyncyn7975
      @cyncyn7975 8 років тому +95

      OMG I CAN'T BREATHE

    • @wwelover5477
      @wwelover5477 8 років тому +73

      omg I love you larray

    • @andrew-pc1bq
      @andrew-pc1bq 8 років тому +18

      ikr

    • @heidii
      @heidii 8 років тому +33

      "Hey Charlie I have some good advice for you just make sure your mom doesn't say one more word to me or I'll throw her into a fire place... good luck Charlie!" 😂

    • @anaarias4694
      @anaarias4694 8 років тому +9

      :-) :-) lol

  • @crabrangoons
    @crabrangoons 8 років тому +1303

    at least patricia and gertrude are ok

    • @Imjudgingjudy
      @Imjudgingjudy 8 років тому +26

      That's honesty all that matters

    • @crabrangoons
      @crabrangoons 8 років тому +10

      Michael Larx i mean c'mon guys they almost got taken by a flight attendant AND almost got kidnapped by a stranger...damn.

    • @Alexasfablife
      @Alexasfablife 8 років тому +6

      Patricia and Gertrude are literally life😂👌🏻

    • @zarekwilliams4509
      @zarekwilliams4509 8 років тому

      +Alexasfablife lol that's true af

    • @xokkuma
      @xokkuma 8 років тому +2

      +- emily senpai - What if the flight attendant gave them to donoald trump if twaimz didn't get them fast enough

  • @ttrocks4406
    @ttrocks4406 8 років тому +2183

    Finding Twaimz: second movie to finding Nemo...

  • @b4d.w0lf
    @b4d.w0lf 7 років тому +459

    So Amy dunkin doesn't want gabe to be gay. Wow.

    • @giaisbored5580
      @giaisbored5580 4 роки тому +5

      Emily's Productions! duncan* but yes, it seems so 😩✊😤

    • @decoy7687
      @decoy7687 4 роки тому +7

      this aged beautifully

    • @xyalerie6082
      @xyalerie6082 4 роки тому +3

      amy dunkin donuts

  • @AlexDorrity
    @AlexDorrity 8 років тому +352

    Every week his eyebrows slay me some more

  • @itslyciafaith
    @itslyciafaith 8 років тому +792

    I'M DYING YOU EVEN PUT IN A CLIP OF YOURSELF TALKING TO CHARLIE JUST LIKE THE SHOW I'M DONE

    • @c.martin4930
      @c.martin4930 8 років тому +7

      ilysm 😭💗

    • @twaimz
      @twaimz  8 років тому +74

      HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @Lyshaamariee
      @Lyshaamariee 8 років тому +4

      I love u Lycia❤️

    • @mollyyyy6783
      @mollyyyy6783 6 років тому +3

      Lycia Faith 500 like!!!❤️❤️❤️🤪🤪🤪

    • @connor11ns
      @connor11ns 4 роки тому +1

      @@twaimz love u

  • @anonanon9737
    @anonanon9737 8 років тому +174

    THE PART WITH THE GOOD LUCK CHARLIE VIDEO DIARY 😂😂😂💙

  • @undercoverskinnylegend8203
    @undercoverskinnylegend8203 7 років тому +1460

    Plot twist: it was his dad

    • @john279snow
      @john279snow 5 років тому +51

      DO NOT DISRESPECT TONY TWAIMZ YOU STUPID POTATO

    • @jonnakhan1641
      @jonnakhan1641 5 років тому +17

      @@john279snow lmfaooo i love you!!!

    • @john279snow
      @john279snow 5 років тому +13

      @bts loves army only!! Why thank you, I love you too😂

    • @cuteboxy8771
      @cuteboxy8771 5 років тому +9

      @@john279snow You are fucking funny

    • @john279snow
      @john279snow 5 років тому +6

      @@cuteboxy8771 thx lmfao

  • @bigchungus1078
    @bigchungus1078 8 років тому +372

    THAT WOMAN WAS SO RUDE, U CAN BE WHAT U WANT

    • @loesie8017
      @loesie8017 8 років тому +2

      Victoria Bunny ikr

    • @bigchungus1078
      @bigchungus1078 8 років тому +2

      Yeah, it's just not right

    • @lpsbabyalivedandmore1234
      @lpsbabyalivedandmore1234 6 років тому +1

      SlippyStingray true thats why i dont like some ppl 😐😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😐😐😐

    • @kirafair5406
      @kirafair5406 6 років тому

      SlippyStingray yea like a freaking stingray 😠😤

    • @masontheiss4165
      @masontheiss4165 5 років тому

      sweetie gurl plays no he's gay

  • @Mikari1548
    @Mikari1548 8 років тому +378

    did he just come out in the funniest way possible?

    • @alanawood9393
      @alanawood9393 8 років тому +2

      yah😂😂😂

    • @alanawood9393
      @alanawood9393 8 років тому +1

      yah😂😂😂

    • @alanawood9393
      @alanawood9393 8 років тому +1

      yah😂😂😂

    • @Mikari1548
      @Mikari1548 8 років тому +1

      +Alana Wood we have the same first name. wtf

    • @alanawood9393
      @alanawood9393 8 років тому +1

      +L sapphy lol😂 I haven't met anyone with the same name

  • @Elijah
    @Elijah 8 років тому +286

    I almost got kidnapped to, should have known a van that said "free wifi inside" was to good to be true.

  • @llorrdiyanna.episode9711
    @llorrdiyanna.episode9711 6 років тому +60

    I WAS LITERALLY CRYING WHEN HE ACTED OUT THE PART WHEN HE WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC WHEN THE LADY WAS GIVING THEM A WARNING. LOL

  • @SethJoseph95
    @SethJoseph95 8 років тому +374

    Lol I really wish I could be Gertrude or Patrisha. THEY GET TO HANG OUT WITH TWAIMZ 24/7 😂

    • @fantasticbeck3938
      @fantasticbeck3938 8 років тому +1

      Woah, dude you keep popping up everywhere!

    • @anaarias4694
      @anaarias4694 8 років тому

      lol i know hu but me a person not a horse or a pony.:-) :-)

    • @emilylee4415
      @emilylee4415 8 років тому +2

      U are everywhere in all of the comments of every video i watch😂

    • @shyneses6029
      @shyneses6029 8 років тому

      lol I see her all the time too😂😂😂

    • @SethJoseph95
      @SethJoseph95 8 років тому

      Annica Harris lol I like a lot of youtubers :)

  • @miracletucker62
    @miracletucker62 8 років тому +638

    IM DEAD. THE GOOD LUCK CHARLIE REFERENCES! OMFG IM CRYING

    • @emma7130
      @emma7130 8 років тому

      IKR😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kimmy7827
      @kimmy7827 8 років тому

      ALREADY DEAD PRAY FOR MEEE!!!!

    • @alana3802
      @alana3802 8 років тому +1

      Same 😂

    • @jennaaldellizzi1294
      @jennaaldellizzi1294 8 років тому +1

      SAME OMG

    • @pl4sticflowers
      @pl4sticflowers 8 років тому +5

      Lol I knew I was gonna die as soon as this vid started😂😂😂

  • @libbyfoster4154
    @libbyfoster4154 8 років тому +486

    OHH MRS POTATO HEAD TELL ME IS IT TRUE THAT PAIN IS BEAUTY?

  • @greyce9072
    @greyce9072 7 років тому +201

    You all know he could have taken an uber

    • @miapeterson5442
      @miapeterson5442 5 років тому +5

      that prob. is a uber

    • @roxixd3325
      @roxixd3325 5 років тому +4

      True. but you can still get kidnapped

    • @shadesatplay2556
      @shadesatplay2556 5 років тому

      If it was a uber it probably would have had the uber logo on the car somewhere

    • @hisokasbungeegump7751
      @hisokasbungeegump7751 4 роки тому

      @@roxixd3325 if you took an uber it will cost a lot of money.

    • @saysikerightnow6300
      @saysikerightnow6300 3 роки тому

      @@roxixd3325 no u cant they’re tracked

  • @cellulars
    @cellulars 8 років тому +389

    I see some Melanie Martinez, Twenty One Pilots and Panic! At The Disco comments. I FOUND MY FAMILY

  • @louds0ft593
    @louds0ft593 8 років тому +380

    Gertrud and Patricia are literally me and my BFF 😂

  • @h2gkm0.
    @h2gkm0. 8 років тому +1561

    "you might as well call me dory bitch because I'm swimming" 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't breath😱😱😱

    • @h2gkm0.
      @h2gkm0. 8 років тому +17

      "Hey Charlie tell ur mom not to talk to me ever again or else I'm gonna throw here ass in a fire place"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Intriiq
      @Intriiq 8 років тому

      Oh god twaimz is kiling me!

    • @myaguzman9315
      @myaguzman9315 8 років тому

      +Forever Jaycee hahahaha lol ya !😂

    • @petradepaiva
      @petradepaiva 8 років тому

      ME NEITHER

    • @kellydowson5676
      @kellydowson5676 8 років тому

      SAME LOL

  • @josiezarate1593
    @josiezarate1593 7 років тому +404

    Who remembers llama song and crush song? Who remembers when he was twaimz

  • @palibby1874
    @palibby1874 8 років тому +373

    "Mrs. Potato Head"
    When you are Melanie Martinez af.

  • @nastajaekeeling7770
    @nastajaekeeling7770 8 років тому +159

    when he said stay alive it reminded me on TØP

  • @thatrllybuttersmyeggroll5128
    @thatrllybuttersmyeggroll5128 8 років тому +122

    I STARTED CRAFTING WHEN HE SAID "Bingy thingy ma-jigga wiggy"

  • @flanneryscallan4258
    @flanneryscallan4258 7 років тому +111

    ISSA COME BACK!!!😩😩😩

    • @grace-je3oe
      @grace-je3oe 7 років тому +1

      Flannery Scallan HIS COMEBACK IS COMING TONIGHT

    • @annabelle1984
      @annabelle1984 3 роки тому +1

      @@grace-je3oe he’s gone now

    • @miauthe1
      @miauthe1 3 роки тому

      @@annabelle1984 still gone.

    • @annabelle1984
      @annabelle1984 3 роки тому

      @@miauthe1 he’s taking a break for mental reasons, and he’s still active on Twitter!

  • @clevername1164
    @clevername1164 8 років тому +385

    I'm so depressed I miss Issa so much he always makes me feel better when I'm sad😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @chrisentosa7499
    @chrisentosa7499 8 років тому +1721

    "Hey bitches, your flight is boarding" 😂

  • @fatzuchiha4964
    @fatzuchiha4964 8 років тому +246

    "you might as well call me Dory b**ch. Cuz I'm swimming "
    The best phrase in history

    • @OdddEyeJay
      @OdddEyeJay 8 років тому +22

      Mine are (there are 3) "Fact number 4 your lips look like 2 pieces of chicken put together b**ch." And "Waste of my time b**ch." And " I'm about to punch those 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓 lips that look like chicken."

    • @duckymomo9520
      @duckymomo9520 8 років тому +5

      ikr

  • @avp8955
    @avp8955 6 років тому +37

    5:19 thats a good example of me what i do in a airport 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @notmyrrodrick4387
    @notmyrrodrick4387 8 років тому +88

    "You might as well just call me Dory bitch, cause I'm swimming"

    • @april_
      @april_ 8 років тому +2

      May _Bored |-/

    • @notmyrrodrick4387
      @notmyrrodrick4387 8 років тому +3

      Twenty Øne Piløts and Issa |-/

    • @giselamaman5720
      @giselamaman5720 7 років тому

      twenty øne piløts and Issa I still don't know what |-/ means what does it mean plz tell me no hate plz

    • @MaiaAlicia05
      @MaiaAlicia05 7 років тому

      May _Bored |-/

  • @alyssakarsten9311
    @alyssakarsten9311 8 років тому +1098

    Issa, take your time coming back we aren't going anywhere we love you and please never hurt yourself no matter how bad it seems❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @rhettmontgomery8649
      @rhettmontgomery8649 8 років тому +2

      Woah woah woah You don't know Ryan agreed

    • @anastasia8408
      @anastasia8408 8 років тому +12

      Woah woah woah You don't know Ryan
      I fricken love your username

    • @fazestinger1367
      @fazestinger1367 8 років тому

      Woah woah woah You don't know Ryan: No fuckin dip

    • @moonlightheart2552
      @moonlightheart2552 8 років тому +2

      Guys he's not coming back sadly :(
      but he is on twitter here's the link
      twitter.com/issa

    • @rhettmontgomery8649
      @rhettmontgomery8649 8 років тому

      Official Dangerous Arianator people are saying he is cominf back in 2017

  • @ArtsykatDCH
    @ArtsykatDCH 7 років тому +187

    GOOD LUCK CHARLIE IS GONNA TURN INTO BAD LUCK CHARLIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DYING OMG LMAOOooOoOOOOO

  • @user-fn4wr6dv7y
    @user-fn4wr6dv7y 7 років тому +438

    who else is binging

  • @hsmfanatic5775
    @hsmfanatic5775 8 років тому +445

    " hey bitches, your flight is boarding" " You might as well call me dory bitch, cause I'm swimming" " and 4, your lips look like 2 pieces of chicken put together" " don't die" LMAOOO

  • @Amelia_Spencer
    @Amelia_Spencer 8 років тому +104

    Bob Duncan from good luck Charlie + make him Arabic = Tony Twaimz

  • @hannahharrison175
    @hannahharrison175 8 років тому +769

    he kept calling the lady Mrs potato head and I was here like "OH MRS POTATO HEAD TELL ME IS IT TRUE THAT PAIN US BEAUTY DOES A NEW FACE COME WITH A WARRANTY WILL A PRETTY FACE MAKE IT BETTER OHHHHHHH"

    • @momodoocha
      @momodoocha 8 років тому +1

      SAME AF

    • @ruzicapopovic902
      @ruzicapopovic902 8 років тому +1

      samee

    • @Breanna_exe
      @Breanna_exe 8 років тому +1

      +Hannah Harrison SAMEEEEEE!! and when he almost got kidnapped even thought he didn't I honestly was like ( please do some milk and cookies to him or her ) LOL if he ever actually did get kiddnapped

    • @devonricketts3704
      @devonricketts3704 8 років тому

      +Hannah Harrison yay im not alone

    • @nyamonet9014
      @nyamonet9014 8 років тому

      same.

  • @kaiba3363
    @kaiba3363 6 років тому +48

    -Im in a car with a stranger that looks like my dad
    I cried 😂😂😂😂

  • @julia-zx1xb
    @julia-zx1xb 8 років тому +2479

    "MRS POTATO HEAD TOLD ME THAT PAIN IS BEAUTY" iM SO SORRY

  • @houshoup7049
    @houshoup7049 8 років тому +172

    1:15
    2012 dan howell be like

  • @MarkMoralesss
    @MarkMoralesss 8 років тому +387

    Did TWAIMS just come out 😂😭💙

    • @idontwantacupcake2707
      @idontwantacupcake2707 8 років тому +4

      I think he did 😂😍😂

    • @Matthewv5
      @Matthewv5 8 років тому +30

      +Skyler Style :3 hes been saying his gay in so many of his videos, and on snapchat, instagram & twitter. so no. HE DIDN'T. and if you think he did you're pretty slow

    • @lizfawbert1994
      @lizfawbert1994 8 років тому +35

      He came out 17936192594901 years ago

    • @giovannit9057
      @giovannit9057 8 років тому +14

      If you see his twitter he's been out for the longest time lol

    • @jobie7306
      @jobie7306 8 років тому +12

      half of us new he was gay 10000001828930288 years ago

  • @lemon8766
    @lemon8766 7 років тому +36

    I died when..... well.......everything

  • @trinity138
    @trinity138 8 років тому +195

    Trying to do homework but ends up saying Scew it and laughs like a donkey

  • @sumayabermuda5541
    @sumayabermuda5541 8 років тому +57

    "with sour cream and cheese on top."Issa I swear, I'm dying rn

  • @AmeliaColbert
    @AmeliaColbert 8 років тому +184

    Is that a Melanie Martinez reference I hear??!!

  • @skinprotex4382
    @skinprotex4382 7 років тому +12

    THE PART WHEN ISSA WAS IGNORING THE MESSAGE ON THE INTERCOM😂 IM DEAADDD

  • @creamsodamoon3966
    @creamsodamoon3966 8 років тому +121

    "Your show would be canceled honey"
    ^ 😂😂😂

  • @DavidParody
    @DavidParody 8 років тому +6

    That burp has a brighter future than me 8:03

  • @leatamim5410
    @leatamim5410 8 років тому +1491

    Hi issa, it's me Issoot, theres small chances that i'mm comming home...

  • @keigotakamiglazer
    @keigotakamiglazer 6 років тому +639

    "I already been through a mom that looks like donald trump" xD

    • @asher99_creations
      @asher99_creations 5 років тому +1

      10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*XD

    • @arabellacolon6370
      @arabellacolon6370 5 років тому +1

      Layla and Emily Arnold lolllllll

    • @alissa7237
      @alissa7237 5 років тому +2

      so as soon as i pull upthe comments tell me why i read this as soon as he said the exact thing you wrote

  • @panicpikachusatthedisco4690
    @panicpikachusatthedisco4690 8 років тому +303

    HE SAID "STAY ALIVE!! "SKELETØN CLIQUE YOU HERE!!!

    • @rmbhatch
      @rmbhatch 8 років тому +1

      I was looking for a comment about that

    • @crystalh9941
      @crystalh9941 8 років тому

      Your prof pic and username..❤️

    • @hollyloughner2807
      @hollyloughner2807 8 років тому

      Merp I'm here

    • @Erin-kr9xv
      @Erin-kr9xv 8 років тому +1

      +Panic! Pikachu's at the Disco Hell yeaaa

    • @samkeanee
      @samkeanee 8 років тому

      here!! |-/

  • @maraenewry249
    @maraenewry249 8 років тому +96

    "it gets worse" on sale -shane

    • @Aya.e.k
      @Aya.e.k 8 років тому +1

      I thought that too OMGG

    • @maraenewry249
      @maraenewry249 8 років тому +1

      +AyaTube 1302 loll yass

    • @Aya.e.k
      @Aya.e.k 8 років тому +1

      +50_shades_of _cupcakes I frikin love Shane

    • @maraenewry249
      @maraenewry249 8 років тому +2

      +AyaTube 1302 fr like he is amazing

    • @AA-ej7od
      @AA-ej7od 8 років тому +2

      AyaTube 1302 too bad Shane is mine

  • @gennycarbajal1
    @gennycarbajal1 8 років тому +130

    "mrs potato head says" i literally started singing mrs potato head by melanie martinez

  • @jane5786
    @jane5786 7 років тому +60

    issa tuesday -21 savage

  • @victoriaringston5087
    @victoriaringston5087 8 років тому +879

    "If we were not in an airport right now, and Gerturde and Patricia were guns...."
    Guns for Hands.

  • @Nikki-rr1en
    @Nikki-rr1en 8 років тому +887

    Funny cause.... Good luck Charlie was the first show, I think, to have a lesbian couple. 😂

    • @twaimz
      @twaimz  8 років тому +140

      +Mrs. Bangtan AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @najwalmao4445
      @najwalmao4445 8 років тому +11

      OH MY GOD YOUR NAME

    • @scarlettglam6723
      @scarlettglam6723 8 років тому +5

      +twaimz oh my gosh you are hilarious 😍😍

    • @RobinLuvsYouVT
      @RobinLuvsYouVT 8 років тому +5

      Who on who? Dafuq?
      Everybody fucking know Teddy and Spencer are bound to be with each other

    • @katxdiaz
      @katxdiaz 8 років тому +5

      well that made my day😂

  • @SomewhatSurreal
    @SomewhatSurreal 8 років тому +333

    Twaimz: No taxi thing, no sticker... I'm being stolen!!!
    Me: No taxi thing, not yellow, man looks like a hobo... must be an uber, sounds good!

    • @melissatraun2964
      @melissatraun2964 8 років тому +14

      +SomewhatSurreal Ive never taken an uber, too afraid of this lol

    • @SomewhatSurreal
      @SomewhatSurreal 8 років тому +1

      +Melissa traun lol I've only done it once... still not back from the ride...

    • @MrBeavergallo
      @MrBeavergallo 8 років тому +2

      +SomewhatSurreal i would do that to but said heh no one cares about me.

    • @Iamnoone989
      @Iamnoone989 8 років тому +1

      bruh just saying your cute

    • @chanellemccaffrey2327
      @chanellemccaffrey2327 8 років тому

      +SomewhatSurreal oh my gosh Gahahahaha

  • @---wo5wi
    @---wo5wi 6 років тому +42

    I was in Saudi Arabia a week ago now I'm in Pakistan (I'm Scottish) and after seeing this I'm happy I had my fam there😂

  • @aimeehowlter6315
    @aimeehowlter6315 8 років тому +69

    Okay gurl you got almost kidnapped but.. what about a collab with Tyler Oakley

  • @crustee
    @crustee 8 років тому +281

    Mrs.PotatoHead? Melanie Martinez???

    • @crybabyangie4066
      @crybabyangie4066 8 років тому

      Omg I was thinking of that!!

    • @missiontoshibo2005
      @missiontoshibo2005 8 років тому

      +Miss Melanie Phan i think so

    • @happygoawesome517
      @happygoawesome517 8 років тому

      YUS he likes Melanie if you look at some of Melanie's music videos you can see his comments lol

    • @valeryoviedo8249
      @valeryoviedo8249 8 років тому

      Melanie Martinez song is Mrs.Potato Head

    • @nataliana7064
      @nataliana7064 8 років тому

      YAAASSS SHES MY QUEEN SHE SLAYS MY LIFE😂❤️❤️😊👑

  • @belluh9897
    @belluh9897 8 років тому +317

    When he said a stinky bitch like the mom from good luck Charlie I died 😂

  • @orionsapparition
    @orionsapparition 7 років тому +23

    I love how there's a ton of people here rn waiting for Issa to post the new video like mhm I see you

  • @HeyParis
    @HeyParis 8 років тому +36

    Just found you channel and just pressed play... i already LOVE you !! :)

  • @juujjuli
    @juujjuli 8 років тому +15

    I'm not a crier, but I miss Twaimz and his old self so much I tear up whenever I see him happy.

  • @skhelpsk5036
    @skhelpsk5036 7 років тому +67

    Hi Twaimz,u are the best youtuber ever and i get why u quited,but we all miss u,i understand u and all of you,Twaims fans dont put pressure on him and dont beg him to come back,i dont want to do that.I get u and u should ignore them saying begging u to come back,am not saying thats bad but u are just streesed out because of all the fans begging u to come back and the social media is just stressing and haters are putting pressure on you.You just want to have a normal life,have a happy life,live long llama!:)

    • @alyssa4079
      @alyssa4079 7 років тому +1

      Gabe Helmy f a k e

  • @revirahmani4744
    @revirahmani4744 4 роки тому +3

    0:01 hits close to home in 2020 💔

  • @fruityeel
    @fruityeel 8 років тому +129

    ISSA YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL
    WE CAN'T RISK THE LIVES OF YOU OR GERTRUDE AND PATRICIA LIKE THAT

  • @MoeOthman
    @MoeOthman 8 років тому +538

    *I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED FILMING A VIDEO ABOUT HOW I ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED. DID WE HAVE THE SAME CREEPER?!*
    Edit: Yes this is self promo. I gotta keep the lights on and eat too lmaooo. The struggle is real for smaller youtubers

  • @stayalive4692
    @stayalive4692 8 років тому +207

    he gave my name a shout out 😂

    • @benyaw5477
      @benyaw5477 8 років тому

      Stay Alive |-/

    • @floppyfingers
      @floppyfingers 8 років тому

      Stay Alive |-/

    • @april_
      @april_ 8 років тому +2

      Stay Alive |-/

    • @reveluves
      @reveluves 7 років тому +3

      {=\

    • @giby4724
      @giby4724 7 років тому +3

      Gisela Maman it's the logo for twenty one pilots

  • @edencontreras2790
    @edencontreras2790 7 років тому +165

    My word:
    Dosnt mattet if your gay, Lesbian, Bisexual,straight, You have the right to be anyof those but you dont have the right to be judgemental
    That goes to the haters out there

    • @asher99_creations
      @asher99_creations 5 років тому +5

      I needed those words my boyfriend will kill me cause i like girls

    • @selever1527
      @selever1527 5 років тому +3

      What about the Pansexual people?

    • @ellasedits_
      @ellasedits_ 5 років тому

      Jarchie same thing

    • @ogey4554
      @ogey4554 5 років тому

      i’m sooooooooooooo sorry but it’s bugging me doesn’t**

    • @darkyeditsp3398
      @darkyeditsp3398 5 років тому

      I'm bi

  • @salarahlogan2497
    @salarahlogan2497 8 років тому +154

    Take away his horse and unicorn and make a big deal about it then apologize and give them back 😂 #wastehistime2k16

  • @jesslynn5989
    @jesslynn5989 8 років тому +211

    "stay alive"
    me: STAY ALIVE STAY ALIVE FOR ME |-/

  • @Lailariee
    @Lailariee 8 років тому +268

    "stay alive"
    skeleton clique, we have a mission

  • @tanastracks2019
    @tanastracks2019 7 років тому +24

    Anyone else rewatching all his videos because he’s coming back today

    • @alyssacharbot6673
      @alyssacharbot6673 5 років тому +1

      Tana’s Tracks bruhh its been 3 years since he posted this lmaooo

  • @stluis1
    @stluis1 7 років тому +287

    Who else is Binge watching twaimz 😂 cuz I know I am!

    • @ktshez6557
      @ktshez6557 7 років тому +4

      Kayla Sings *binge

    • @stluis1
      @stluis1 7 років тому +2

      KT Shez sorry my cousin typed that out

    • @jaysgae
      @jaysgae 7 років тому +1

      Me

  • @jsetpatdseptipliercrybabie1842
    @jsetpatdseptipliercrybabie1842 7 років тому +18

    Gertrude and Patricia 😂✨

  • @petradepaiva
    @petradepaiva 8 років тому +426

    "Mrs Potatohead" WHERE MY MARTINEZ FAMILY AT

  • @MusicAndFandoms101
    @MusicAndFandoms101 7 років тому +1231

    "I mean I'm staight. I like.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Vagina." *Dies laughing*

    • @Mjolvera05
      @Mjolvera05 5 років тому +19

      Me being" straight".

    • @rayniquemartin7683
      @rayniquemartin7683 5 років тому +6

      Me to

    • @itzbeth365
      @itzbeth365 5 років тому +5

      Lmaooooo

    • @GwennaChan
      @GwennaChan 5 років тому +5

      I'm ebolah straight gay
      Jk😂
      Welp let's go find ebolah😎

    • @whsubxwhagshz
      @whsubxwhagshz 5 років тому +5

      the opposite for me...if you know what I mean😏

  • @kellyquintero1066
    @kellyquintero1066 8 років тому +433

    "I am literally penis repellent" When twaimz describes your life in one sentence bECAUSE ME FUCKING TOO!

  • @jasuwu
    @jasuwu 8 років тому +128

    i know twaimz and lohanthony kinda hate each other but if they did a collar id probably cry

    • @jasuwu
      @jasuwu 8 років тому +3

      +Jasmine Joel collab* wtf

    • @afiaoduro-manu2349
      @afiaoduro-manu2349 8 років тому

      Why don't they like each other?

    • @jasuwu
      @jasuwu 8 років тому

      Afia Oduro- Manu they had a twitter fight a long time ago I'm sure theres screenshots just look it up on google

    • @schwiftynat
      @schwiftynat 8 років тому +24

      ew. twaimz is WAYYY better than lohanthany

    • @makaylaidk9623
      @makaylaidk9623 8 років тому +5

      Jasmine Joel if they had a collar I'm laughing way to hard 😂😂

  • @tatiannakyler9234
    @tatiannakyler9234 8 років тому +222

    His eyebrows are stronger than my education

  • @gamingirl2220
    @gamingirl2220 7 років тому +26

    I think the last story was about an uber driver. I think he wouldn't have taken you to the restaurant you told him to go to if he was attempting to kidnapping you

  • @nina66667
    @nina66667 8 років тому +372

    I'd kidnap him 😏 in a good way 😮

    • @deadacc2947
      @deadacc2947 8 років тому +24

      MyLifeAsKylie strange

    • @ElexisStacy
      @ElexisStacy 7 років тому +2

      ariana 69 likes

    • @ayatoosick
      @ayatoosick 7 років тому +1

      Elexis Stacy hotel?
      69o (sixty nino) lol

    • @ElexisStacy
      @ElexisStacy 7 років тому

      I don't have a name sorry not sorry 😂

    • @AddictedLpsToffee
      @AddictedLpsToffee 7 років тому +6

      Is that possible? To steal someone who obviously didn't want to be. How's that a good way?
      Jk, I know what you mean cuz me too baby gurl

  • @nat457
    @nat457 8 років тому +126

    HE SAID "STAY ALIVE" AYEEE CLIQUE |-/

  • @annaleisemann3070
    @annaleisemann3070 7 років тому +18

    "And fact number 4"
    Hols up 5 fingers*
    Then takes away one*
    Me when school starts from the summer break*😂😂😂

  • @estellemsp1352
    @estellemsp1352 7 років тому +106

    "Everyone Gets Their glutimous Maximus which means Butts in science" -issa 2017

    • @browhat9314
      @browhat9314 4 роки тому

      Read this while he said it

  • @reaganturley343
    @reaganturley343 8 років тому +613

    You make me so fucking happy

  • @kranjismcbasketball9690
    @kranjismcbasketball9690 8 років тому +100

    When he said I'm dory I'm like you're not dory YOURE A LLAMA 🐪

    • @krislynvaughn5840
      @krislynvaughn5840 8 років тому +2

      did you here what he said he said he is swiming

    • @kranjismcbasketball9690
      @kranjismcbasketball9690 8 років тому

      +Krislyn Vaughn did you think i didn't hear that? .-. 🙄

    • @oddfuture5990
      @oddfuture5990 8 років тому

      +Brookes79 MSP well it's not exactly clever because he said he was swimming and stuff soo

    • @etvrnal
      @etvrnal 8 років тому +1

      That's a camel emoji btw xD

    • @kranjismcbasketball9690
      @kranjismcbasketball9690 8 років тому +2

      +Marcelle Vaval there wasn't a llama.. So yeh

  • @mariaines3524
    @mariaines3524 8 років тому +118

    am i the only one whos shocked because you paid $100 for a taxi ride

    • @angelan7370
      @angelan7370 8 років тому

      nope

    • @tarynisfantabulous
      @tarynisfantabulous 8 років тому +5

      I would have just walked out and been like BYE BITCH

    • @hashtagclaire781
      @hashtagclaire781 8 років тому +2

      +Angie Nana MATD!

    • @kenzieze4022
      @kenzieze4022 8 років тому +2

      +Taryn Boschee (VegaTaryn) But he knows where he lives bc the address was already put in...

    • @May-xs3pw
      @May-xs3pw 8 років тому

      +maria ines I'd run as fast as I could (not that would be really fast but I'm not paying)

  • @kaytlenkitchen6242
    @kaytlenkitchen6242 7 років тому +12

    Thank you for coming back me and my sister died for a year then you came back and we lived again LOL

  • @mentyBx
    @mentyBx 8 років тому +575

    does anyone else think that the Adidas logo looks like weed?

  • @bruhitsmolly986
    @bruhitsmolly986 8 років тому +44

    "you might just call me dory bich, because im swimming" hahahhaha lolo

  • @briannaf8437
    @briannaf8437 8 років тому +521

    Miss Potato head *Melanie intensifies*

    • @esmeralda4714
      @esmeralda4714 8 років тому +2

      Leafy's Chin Yesss.I was just watching the mv before coming to this😝🍼🍪

    • @fluffyunicornsofuryunicorn3091
      @fluffyunicornsofuryunicorn3091 8 років тому +1

      Esʍɛ Lօքɛʐʐ xD

    • @dria6673
      @dria6673 7 років тому +4

      Arctic Piløts yasssssss O MRS POTATO HEAD TELL ME IS IT TRU THAT PAIN IS BEAUTY DOES A NEW FACE COME WITH A WARINTY WILL A PRETTY FACE MAKE IT BETTER XD |-/ :>

    • @ayatoosick
      @ayatoosick 7 років тому +1

      No

    • @ayatoosick
      @ayatoosick 7 років тому +1

      *THIS* IS MY FUNERAL **snort**

  • @StarryJay
    @StarryJay 6 років тому +1

    Issa, this is my favorite video if yours. I died so many times when I was watching this video. I love your videos and your sass so much, you are one of my favorite UA-camrs

  • @Victoria-vi3tq
    @Victoria-vi3tq 8 років тому +9

    I WOULD PAY SO MUCH TO WATCH THAT VERSION OF "GOOD LUCH CHARLIE." LIKE, FORREAL, IT SHOULD BE CALLED "GOOD LUCK GERTRISHA"

  • @DeejayCombs
    @DeejayCombs 8 років тому +240

    *gets popcorn* OOOHHH SHIT THIS STORY FINNA BE GOOD AS FUCK

  • @emilygisselepresa6837
    @emilygisselepresa6837 8 років тому +66

    Omg twaimz you need to collab with Tyler Oakley and you should do a makeup routine lollllll 😂😂

  • @jessie246
    @jessie246 6 років тому +6

    "you got in a car WITH A STRANGER" now we do it ALL the time with ubers! :D

  • @purplecupcake623
    @purplecupcake623 8 років тому +142

    Dear our dearest twaimz, MAKE FREAKING COVERS OF MELANIE MARTINEZ!!
    The phandom needs it.

  • @Lailariee
    @Lailariee 8 років тому +63

    WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN YOU SAY WEDDING
    SHOTGUN

  • @abbyf.9882
    @abbyf.9882 7 років тому +17

    Make your comeback please. Ily

  • @freyugh
    @freyugh 8 років тому +278

    You need to collab with Tyler Oakley holy shit xD

    • @basicallycece1126
      @basicallycece1126 8 років тому

      yasssss XD

    • @pelly1020
      @pelly1020 8 років тому +19

      NO HE NEEDS TO COLLAB WITH DANISNOTONFIRE

    • @brookebear9255
      @brookebear9255 8 років тому +6

      +RoniBear yass and Tyler and Phil and one direction

    • @fujisandra
      @fujisandra 8 років тому

      +RoniBear BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE LONGEST

    • @extra9933
      @extra9933 8 років тому +2

      I WOULD WATCH THAT.