Woman Accused of Being A Gold Digger and Regrets It

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  • Опубліковано 1 лип 2021
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  • @stellarisme73
    @stellarisme73 2 роки тому +5097

    “He’s around 30 or 40”
    *Born: 1883*
    *dies*

    • @dillmen101
      @dillmen101 2 роки тому +257

      he probably outlives most of his girlfriends and this is his 8th girlfriend

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 2 роки тому +102

      he is immortal

    • @dorkknight7225
      @dorkknight7225 2 роки тому +29

      He is DIO

    • @nithyapriyam4536
      @nithyapriyam4536 2 роки тому +23

      @Rafi Dwiputra Daniswara we all know it was a typo, you don't have to mention that in every reply

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 2 роки тому

      @Melon Musk ok max pfp

  • @elderfiend6295
    @elderfiend6295 2 роки тому +4130

    I can’t wait until they make “Baby Is Born, Instantly Regrets It”.

    • @-_-t_
      @-_-t_ 2 роки тому +72

      @MOBsta Imaging what
      The
      🦆

    • @markjohnson4862
      @markjohnson4862 2 роки тому +52

      Only if the kid was Dhar manns child they he would instantly regret it

    • @jameskristian3617
      @jameskristian3617 2 роки тому +19

      @MOBsta Imaging yooo I forgot who asked to make it long💀💀💀

    • @whewhenyo124
      @whewhenyo124 2 роки тому +11

      @@jameskristian3617 he forgor 💀

    • @knightmare21627
      @knightmare21627 2 роки тому +13

      Don't we all at some point

  • @ElMarcoHoJ
    @ElMarcoHoJ 2 роки тому +2800

    I love how everyone in the Dhar Mann universe either owns a bar, tech company or becomes a millionaire later on in life.

    • @bigprojects2560
      @bigprojects2560 2 роки тому +109

      Goes to show you man, you should always be the good person and not judge a book by its cover so you can grow up to become rich just like dharr man 🙂

    • @caitlinwhitfield5621
      @caitlinwhitfield5621 2 роки тому +41

      If only that was how real life was

    • @mazzyfart420
      @mazzyfart420 2 роки тому +45

      Tbf I think he lives in LA so that’s probably like half of the people he interacts with irl 😂

    • @nurulruhidayah9293
      @nurulruhidayah9293 2 роки тому +7

      Or a boss. New boss

    • @KingSpadille
      @KingSpadille 2 роки тому +11

      Those are the only options, anything else and you're just a poor sap

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 2 роки тому +650

    So apparently the biggest indicator of having anxiety is wearing a hood and looking like you're holding in a fat steamer.

    • @reloadseven2198
      @reloadseven2198 2 роки тому +46

      Not too far off actually, and I'm not kidding. Hoodies are super comfy and provide safety to us, and the feeling of anxiety is often expressed through that "butterflies in the stomach" feeling, but a very bad version of it so its even more similar to that stabbing pain when you need to shit real bad.

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 2 роки тому +7

      @@reloadseven2198 lmao yeah. Sucks sometimes. Especially when your in a public setting

    • @jadelapont6450
      @jadelapont6450 Рік тому +11

      It also genuinely feels like all of your senses are amplified at once to an unbearable degree. It sucks, but people learn to copeeven if it doesn't ever fully go away.

  • @bigchez2855
    @bigchez2855 2 роки тому +6270

    Charlie: Can't be older than early 40s
    Meanwhile, James Troup: *is 138*

    • @AllThingsEntertaining
      @AllThingsEntertaining 2 роки тому +472

      He looks pretty good for a 138 year old.

    • @jiji7250
      @jiji7250 2 роки тому +239

      @@AllThingsEntertaining he's a tortoise in disguise

    • @JamesTroupActor
      @JamesTroupActor 2 роки тому +401

      It’s true. I’m 138.

    • @mill6623
      @mill6623 2 роки тому +25

      @@JamesTroupActor Damnn

    • @J2Swavi
      @J2Swavi 2 роки тому +25

      James Troup wait omg IS IT YOU !!?!?!
      how old are you really

  • @charbinkers
    @charbinkers 2 роки тому +4800

    "instantly regrets it" like that wasnt a timeskip of like at least 10 years

    • @buffalocrackerdong6978
      @buffalocrackerdong6978 2 роки тому +349

      Nah he just choked on his water really bad

    • @takaminemidori
      @takaminemidori 2 роки тому +25

      LMAO

    • @armaanb.6566
      @armaanb.6566 2 роки тому +85

      dharr man has so many flaws its amazing it has so many views

    • @MAJICB0B
      @MAJICB0B 2 роки тому +51

      Why didn't they just explain it at the start? You'd think he'd want his sister to understand if he went out of his way to introduce them.

    • @jamie2118
      @jamie2118 2 роки тому +2

      and then the entire universe change in 10 years and there is a 100/100 chance of winning a lottery in DMCU

  • @baileyj7968
    @baileyj7968 2 роки тому +911

    Dhar Mann does realize that you don’t “get over” anxiety in a few weeks, right? You can learn to manage it, certainly, but it takes longer than three therapy sessions

    • @kiasmidt7678
      @kiasmidt7678 2 роки тому +282

      You're telling me Dhar Mann is demonstrating human behavior inaccurately in his videos? Nonsense.

    • @A.L888
      @A.L888 2 роки тому +168

      No way, Dhar Mann is a leading expert in sociology and human psychology. You mean to tell me that people’s personality don’t do complete 180s within like 5 minutes??? Nonsense!

    • @baileyj7968
      @baileyj7968 2 роки тому +104

      @@A.L888 of course, whom am I to question the infinite wisdom of Dhar Mann? clearly he is in possession of superior knowledge that I can’t even begin to comprehend. I’m disappointed in myself for doubting

    • @A.L888
      @A.L888 2 роки тому +75

      @@baileyj7968 thank you for recognizing the scientifically proven fact that Dhar Mann possesses the pinnacle of human intelligence.
      You yourself must be very smart as well. Yu are an avid Dhar Mann video watcher I assume?

    • @baileyj7968
      @baileyj7968 2 роки тому +61

      @@A.L888 yes, of course. I love Dhar Mann. I breathe Dhar Mann. I worship Dhar Mann. My firstborn child will be named Dhar Mann.

  • @Ben-hi9gi
    @Ben-hi9gi 2 роки тому +231

    "the insurance won't cover it"
    "gotta let him die I guess"
    The most American thing ever

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 2 роки тому +18

      ikr.
      it's honestly saddening.

    • @dillonh321
      @dillonh321 Рік тому +4

      Survival of the fittest. Just how Mother Nature intended.

  • @MAJICB0B
    @MAJICB0B 2 роки тому +4569

    Why didn't they just lead off with "She doesn't want my money, she's already loaded"? Would have saved everyone a lot of time and bad acting.

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 2 роки тому +406

      right? he said he tried to tell her. like. when?? he never mentioned it lol

    • @jeremystark3350
      @jeremystark3350 2 роки тому +250

      Cause nobody wouldve watched this oscar worthy performance..

    • @MAJICB0B
      @MAJICB0B 2 роки тому +90

      @@ilike3887 Translation: "It was to waste everyone's time"

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 2 роки тому +46

      @@MAJICB0B tbf large amounts of people willingly, unironically watch troom troom and 5 minute crafts, so wasting time does seem to be an effective strategy here

    • @brianwaltse281
      @brianwaltse281 2 роки тому +29

      @@thecrepeofdeath I know people who like. Genuinely enjoy Dharr man works, And yet will get upset at Netflix acting

  • @fiigueroa
    @fiigueroa 2 роки тому +4797

    He looks pretty good for being in his 130s

    • @apersononlineyes6554
      @apersononlineyes6554 2 роки тому +244

      He said his GF is half his age meaning that she would be 69 years old, in that case she too looks great for her age.

    • @pyxr5173
      @pyxr5173 2 роки тому +11

      @Rafi Dwiputra Daniswara you know its a joke right

    • @smonkywontbeatya
      @smonkywontbeatya 2 роки тому +7

      probably a vampire tbh

    • @rjai5003
      @rjai5003 2 роки тому +42

      You’d think someone who found the secret to immortality would do something better than acting in Dhar Man videos. Then again, these videos are changing lives

    • @largemarge2098
      @largemarge2098 2 роки тому +9

      @@rjai5003 dhar man gave him his powers so he can be an eternal acting slave

  • @AverageBreastMilkEnjoyer
    @AverageBreastMilkEnjoyer 2 роки тому +134

    Honestly, the first story couldve been solved if he just explained that she has more money than him
    "Shes a golddigger"
    "Actually, she owns a tech company and has more money than me"
    "Oh sorry"

    • @ElfBroYaHa
      @ElfBroYaHa Рік тому +10

      It was a horrible lesson both ways.

  • @murphy2225
    @murphy2225 2 роки тому +35

    As someone with anxiety, I had no idea that all you need to beat it is one therapy session, Dhar Mann meditation and answering a single maths question correctly in class. Looks like all this medication has been for nothing!

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Рік тому

      You want to cure anxiety? Go Watch Clang Invasion.

  • @glitchy1281
    @glitchy1281 2 роки тому +10406

    The biggest plot twist in Dhar Mann history: he was the gold digger all along

    • @DOOMStudios
      @DOOMStudios 2 роки тому +84

      😮

    • @abc-kt8oj
      @abc-kt8oj 2 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/rLPL8NICknI/v-deo.html

    • @signin9551
      @signin9551 2 роки тому +33

      hey same pfp

    • @xj1187
      @xj1187 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rLPL8NICknI/v-deo.html

    • @glitchy1281
      @glitchy1281 2 роки тому +129

      @@signin9551 nah look closer

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray 2 роки тому +5748

    “Later, Julia did something that would shock the entire class.”
    Julia rigged every desk to act as electric chairs

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 2 роки тому +274

      Including her own.

    • @corn3514
      @corn3514 2 роки тому +130

      Sounds like a movie plot that would be ruined by the director

    • @Fluttershys_bong
      @Fluttershys_bong 2 роки тому +16

      Pog

    • @user-wn3wv5bx5e
      @user-wn3wv5bx5e 2 роки тому +44

      @@corn3514 If it wasn't ruined by the director, we'd get an interesting horror movie.

    • @connerthewubbzler1062
      @connerthewubbzler1062 2 роки тому +51

      I honestly am ashamed Charlie didn't say "She pulled out a glock 17 and went ham on the other students."

  • @bumbled
    @bumbled 2 роки тому +73

    imagine walking all the way to the front of the class, turning around, saying one letter for your answer and walking all the way back to your chair instead of just, i don't know, saying it from your chair

    • @_StarXDust_
      @_StarXDust_ 2 роки тому +10

      and the teacher never asked HOW she got that answer??:))

  • @super8bitable
    @super8bitable Рік тому +11

    Why is the guy’s sister more concerned about his fiancé potentially being a good digger rather than her brother potentially being a creep-

  • @enigmaoftheechidna6279
    @enigmaoftheechidna6279 2 роки тому +2325

    She literally called her brother a predator, by saying to "check her ID cuz she may be underaged" and that's a great to way to get someone in trouble

    • @nickgraham1210
      @nickgraham1210 2 роки тому +266

      Underaged as in under 21 which is the legal age to drink alcohol in the US. She didn't necessarily imply she wasn't an adult.

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 2 роки тому +132

      She meant under 21 not under 18

    • @dawidek8237
      @dawidek8237 2 роки тому +41

      can this guy use an alien glove that makes him disappear? you said its a predator

    • @mrzerolife367
      @mrzerolife367 2 роки тому +107

      @@dawidek8237 I'd assume he can after 138 years

    • @bunille
      @bunille 2 роки тому +15

      Well I mean he is in his 130s. What's to say he's not a predator?

  • @hermeskun3274
    @hermeskun3274 2 роки тому +2109

    Charlie: "I'm usually spot on with guessing ages"
    *Insists the world's oldest man is in his 30's*.

    • @JamesTroupActor
      @JamesTroupActor 2 роки тому +102

      😈😈😈

    • @ryujinayato1623
      @ryujinayato1623 2 роки тому +44

      @@JamesTroupActor oh look, the man has spoken
      Crit1k4L you might wanna see this

    • @chucknorris277
      @chucknorris277 2 роки тому +4

      Fuk man I'm 40 and got no grey and all the hair on my head

    • @thegamingdeku
      @thegamingdeku 2 роки тому +11

      @@chucknorris277 dude genes decides that

    • @dorivixe
      @dorivixe Рік тому +2

      @@JamesTroupActor its him!!!!

  • @Glisten456
    @Glisten456 Рік тому +10

    "Sam, she is a gold-digger and only wants your money."
    "No, she has much more money than me. I'm actually the gold-digger here."
    *roll credits*

  • @Jenna-in4br
    @Jenna-in4br 2 роки тому +39

    Bruh id be mad as well if my brother who's in his 50s is dating a 25 year old.
    But not at the 25 year old and at the brother

  • @aslaamo1118
    @aslaamo1118 2 роки тому +2962

    "Later Julia does something that shocks the entire class"
    _Julia pulls out an SMG_

    • @akamemurasame4527
      @akamemurasame4527 2 роки тому +214

      Someone needs to make a parody channel of Dharman and do stuff like this

    • @RedxLilxSleepy
      @RedxLilxSleepy 2 роки тому +204

      "But what happens next even shocked Julia"
      *Kyle the quiet kid pulls out an ak47 and helps Julia*

    • @greenboatyt5566
      @greenboatyt5566 2 роки тому +14

      We going to need a DOCTOR after that

    • @TVsmolenskiy
      @TVsmolenskiy 2 роки тому +88

      @@RedxLilxSleepy than they became best friends and she overcame her anxiety

    • @sync5043
      @sync5043 2 роки тому +6

      @@akamemurasame4527 XD

  • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
    @justkittensbeingkittens5892 2 роки тому +1313

    The most unrealistic part about the anxiety one is that her school let her have her hood up

    • @angelomc6632
      @angelomc6632 2 роки тому +21

      Really? damn school dress codes are weird, I’ve never had that rule in high school

    • @k0lge
      @k0lge 2 роки тому +102

      @@angelomc6632 yessir. No hoods or hats or any face covering before this pandemic lol. It was to "prevent school shootings"

    • @ratlover.athome
      @ratlover.athome 2 роки тому +75

      @@k0lge I live in a place where no school shootings have ever happened and they STILL dont let people have hoods up for absolutely no reason at all

    • @dnd402
      @dnd402 2 роки тому +3

      thats mostly only a thing in the states, because the "united" states are super cool and have no flaws (its because they dont want people concealing parts of themselves in case of school shootings)

    • @Radars
      @Radars 2 роки тому +29

      @@ratlover.athome im not even joking, my school didnt allow hoods because "it was disrespectful to women" somehow???

  • @HunterTN
    @HunterTN 2 роки тому +21

    Apparently Sam visited a hospital in GTA 5 to heal that quickly.

  • @Megarodri
    @Megarodri 2 роки тому +12

    "Clearly for his money, honey" is such a great sentence and it just slides off so well

  • @many244
    @many244 2 роки тому +1766

    he couldve just literally said from the beggining "oh actually she has way more money than i do"

    • @EliteProductions3129
      @EliteProductions3129 2 роки тому +456

      "That's what I've been trying to tell you."
      Sir, you didn't even attempt to say anything of the sort lmao

    • @grunkleg.3110
      @grunkleg.3110 2 роки тому +183

      It's a Dhar Mann video. You know such a thing is never in the cards, since that's one of the things Dhar Mann doesn't get about human speech. Stuff in his videos are a lot closer to how things are done on his home planet

    • @captaindesperatehousewife2441
      @captaindesperatehousewife2441 2 роки тому +57

      I'm sorry, but are you questioning Dhar Mann and his genius writing?! Take it back now😤😤😤

    • @enigmaoftheechidna6279
      @enigmaoftheechidna6279 2 роки тому +8

      He never had the chance to say anything, his sister was crying about his money the whole time. Makes no sense why you'd give a rich person all your money, but his sister didn't deserve any of it

    • @matyan.
      @matyan. 2 роки тому +2

      yea... but this is a dhar mann video

  • @brickabang
    @brickabang 2 роки тому +1066

    This guy is actually immortal. He was in school with the queen of England

  • @SeifellAlmancht
    @SeifellAlmancht 2 роки тому +14

    It kind of dampens the moral with Gail being richer than Sam. It would have had a stronger emotional impact if she was willing to sacrifice everything to save Sam.

  • @briantaylor2.023
    @briantaylor2.023 2 роки тому +102

    If you're having anxiety at the severity of what was being portrayed by the girl in the Dhar Mann video, then you have an anxiety disorder, not just normal, occasional periods of anxiety that EVERYBODY gets. I cringed so hard when the mother and daughter started discussing how the daughter can "beat" her anxiety--with "therapy" being one of the methods they discussed--cause as someone who's been diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, and Social Anxiety Disorder (and ADHD--but that doesn't relate AS much to anxiety as the previous disorders do) since the age of 9 (am currently 19), but has been negatively affected by each of those well before the official diagnoses, I can tell you that you simply can't "beat" chronic anxiety, but instead you merely manage it/cope with it through various treatments (medication, CBT, ERP therapy, etc.). It seems as is Dhar Mann doesn't understand the concept of persistent anxiety, lol.

    • @GirlYouDontKnow-rx3lm
      @GirlYouDontKnow-rx3lm Рік тому +3

      Agreed! I've been diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder and Social Anxiety Disorder as well. I'm also on the spectrum. Therapy and medication (and as well as other strategies like exercise and meditation) have certainly helped me manage my chronic anxiety but it's not something I can just "beat". It's something I'm going to be dealing with for the rest of my life. And that's okay! We all have problems that we have to carry our entire lives. No one is perfect.
      Much love to you! Keep growing strong.

    • @GabrielPingel
      @GabrielPingel 9 місяців тому +2

      I don't think he understands anything in the real world

    • @iloveujerzy7534
      @iloveujerzy7534 7 місяців тому

      Just deal

  • @renganv
    @renganv 2 роки тому +487

    "I felt like everyone was judging me"
    they probably were because its a high school

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 2 роки тому +66

      She always wore her hood indoors, and was having a panic attack. So... they were definitely looking.

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 2 роки тому +2

      69th like.

    • @renganv
      @renganv 2 роки тому

      @@ltb1345 nice

    • @ruesylvester
      @ruesylvester 2 роки тому +9

      people can be immature and judgmental well beyond high school. and anyone who goes out of their way to harshly judge others is just trying to find a way to ignore their own issues in the first place

    • @bencze465
      @bencze465 2 роки тому

      American high schools are weird. Kids with huge mental problems because someone looks at them or if they don't get the latest iphone.

  • @mak_707
    @mak_707 2 роки тому +647

    How is this "instantly regrets it"? It's like ten years later...

    • @avatar_bro
      @avatar_bro 2 роки тому +29

      My God!
      Never thought of that.
      Dhar man going full time skip here .

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 2 роки тому +38

      Its instant because its a jump cut.

    • @morgan13756
      @morgan13756 2 роки тому +21

      Because he's 130, which means if she's half his age, she's 75. Bam.

    • @raphaelnyquist5535
      @raphaelnyquist5535 2 роки тому +8

      @@morgan13756 Mafs

    • @flun7472
      @flun7472 2 роки тому

      @@morgan13756 Mafs Left the chat

  • @frying_pann7076
    @frying_pann7076 2 роки тому +6

    Sam: “I’M the gold digger, not her!”

  • @jeffreypenis736
    @jeffreypenis736 Рік тому +3

    why did she have to get up in front of the class to verbally answer a multiple choice question

  • @dgyt27
    @dgyt27 2 роки тому +1958

    I hate how his theme is always “don’t judge a book by it’s cover” when the point of the cover is to literally judge the book

    • @KevinSmile
      @KevinSmile 2 роки тому +247

      That's always bugged me about that saying... like, some things *are* what they seem to be.

    • @gnewhall4116
      @gnewhall4116 2 роки тому +82

      Damn I never really thought about it that way until you mentioned it, 100% facts.

    • @KevinSmile
      @KevinSmile 2 роки тому +103

      @Aun Hathiari but we don't make rules based on exceptions. Most, if not all books today have a front cover that conveys the book.

    • @butwhytho4445
      @butwhytho4445 2 роки тому +76

      @@KevinSmile the saying was made before art covers were made for books so usually what was on the front was the color and title and maybe not even that so all you’d have to judge is the quality of the book and the color

    • @hermeskun3274
      @hermeskun3274 2 роки тому +42

      That's not the point of a cover though. A book's cover is to grab your attention. If you see a book, and it's cover doesn't appeal to you, that doesn't mean you're judging the book as worthless, just deciding that it's not for you.

  • @gagepearson7873
    @gagepearson7873 2 роки тому +728

    The mom was decades older than her daughter, yet when they cut to the flashbacks of her having anxiety, the passenger sitting right next to her on the plane is wearing AirPods. What’s the true meaning behind that bullshit dhar Mann

    • @chasemartin5777
      @chasemartin5777 2 роки тому +202

      The DMCU timeline is very complex and not necessarily in chronological order. For all we know that video takes place 100 years in the future.

    • @connerthewubbzler1062
      @connerthewubbzler1062 2 роки тому +75

      @@chasemartin5777 Yeah... technology just stopped developing because people were like "Yeah, this shit's good enough." and decided to just copy and paste every work from there-Actually that perfectly peg Dhar Mann's method of script writing.

    • @saltontheslug9067
      @saltontheslug9067 2 роки тому +65

      Well, in the Dharman universe everyone owns a tech company, and that advanced the technology much faster.

    • @connerthewubbzler1062
      @connerthewubbzler1062 2 роки тому +55

      @@saltontheslug9067 I can't wait for "Caveman is ridiculed for starting a tech company, other cavemen regret making fun of him."

    • @monsterboomer8051
      @monsterboomer8051 2 роки тому +4

      They use Indian calendar.

  • @ZeFluffyPenguin
    @ZeFluffyPenguin 2 роки тому +11

    "How do I beat it?"
    "Video games and drugs."
    This is almost so true it hurts. The only fallacies is that that doesn't "beat" it, but rather acts as a way to cope with it temporarily.

  • @Liverator
    @Liverator 2 роки тому +11

    I like how trying to warn a family member of someone trying to exploit them is considered a bad thing in the Dhar Mann universe.

  • @Bendilin
    @Bendilin 2 роки тому +457

    Why do Dharmann actors deliver their lines so god damn unnaturally slow

    • @sevionus80
      @sevionus80 2 роки тому +80

      So you see...

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 2 роки тому +44

      ...I spent your life savings, and you're now incapable of taking care of yourself. Don't worry my love. I'll take care of you now...now and forever. Hehehe...

    • @h0rseradish51
      @h0rseradish51 2 роки тому +60

      It is to allow Dhar Mann's average viewer to catch up.

    • @samralston8622
      @samralston8622 2 роки тому +12

      It’s cause he wants to cater to people who don’t know English well or English isn’t first language

    • @Bendilin
      @Bendilin 2 роки тому +7

      @@samralston8622 Oh, so it's all, "Oblivion Skyrim NPC Dialogue" or, "I Have A Bad Case Of Diarrhea" meme type stuff.

  • @jarethhorn8267
    @jarethhorn8267 2 роки тому +438

    Amazing the passenger in mom's flashback had airpods, didn't know they were that old

    • @oofdog2724
      @oofdog2724 2 роки тому +83

      Fun Fact: Airpods were created in the 1700s by king george lincoln the 7th

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 2 роки тому +5

      They're a time traveler.

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 2 роки тому

      @@tiajoseph7309 Nah... In Soviet Russia, Time Travels You!

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 роки тому +8

      @@oofdog2724 No, dum dum, they were invented in 1598 by William Shakespeare

    • @andrewla188
      @andrewla188 2 роки тому +7

      @@oofdog2724 source: dude trust me

  • @NotAdayWithoutMusic
    @NotAdayWithoutMusic 2 роки тому +22

    As somebody with social anxiety, Charlie’s right. Video games and drugs are indeed the cure.

  • @brogan1393
    @brogan1393 2 роки тому +16

    we gonna ignore how anxiety girl’s therapist is literally velma from scooby doo?

  • @azalago
    @azalago 2 роки тому +702

    I love how the sister's first instinct is to yell at the girl "half his age," instead of her brother for dating jailbait.

    • @watchtheclap3544
      @watchtheclap3544 2 роки тому +62

      It’s what most clowns do🤡 you don’t yell at the perpetrator that doesn’t make sense 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

    • @bimbojojo1841
      @bimbojojo1841 2 роки тому +33

      I don't know if we saw the same video but the sister definitely first yelled at her brother, she literally looks him in the face with anger while talking to him even calling him a fool. When she addresses the fiance it is more of a look of disgust like "I have seen her type before". The underage comment she makes is about underage drinking not from being under 18.

    • @azalago
      @azalago 2 роки тому +10

      @@bimbojojo1841 Ok boss, Imma need you to remember this isn't reddit.

    • @marchforth3515
      @marchforth3515 2 роки тому +26

      you had me until “jailbait” lmao that feels a little dehumanizing

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 2 роки тому +1

      If his new girlfriend was also black she wouldnt have said a thing.

  • @scottbecker4367
    @scottbecker4367 2 роки тому +204

    "Gail owns a tech company. She has way more money than me."
    You thought it was Gail who was the gold digger, but it was me, Dio!

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 2 роки тому +6

      lmao nice

  • @melonebitch8946
    @melonebitch8946 2 роки тому +12

    I love how Sam was the gold-digger all along, Gail was actually the sugar momma and she went through for her sugar baby that was twice her age. Amazing story, 10/10. 🤣

  • @therealshaft9768
    @therealshaft9768 2 роки тому +8

    The old saying of black don’t crack was invented for James born in 1883 and still looks good

  • @muscacholi
    @muscacholi 2 роки тому +526

    250,000 dollars later "sorry he didn't make it shame about the money though"

    • @qnms101
      @qnms101 2 роки тому +96

      As a non America it’s really funny to me to think American health care is like those terrible pay to win mobile games. “Oh your husbands dying that’s a shame, we could save him but not until you give us everything you own”

    • @jagermeister-3812
      @jagermeister-3812 2 роки тому +6

      @@qnms101 *pulls the plug*

    • @adamb.2235
      @adamb.2235 2 роки тому +1

      @@qnms101 why so mean:(

    • @onefecker4820
      @onefecker4820 2 роки тому +20

      @@GodhandPlusOne I mean Canada doesn’t look too bad. But I would never in a stabile state of mind consider moving to the US.

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 2 роки тому +10

      @@GodhandPlusOne yeah in africa people might actually try and save you without you paying them

  • @Liex59
    @Liex59 2 роки тому +393

    Wait, if she's using her own credit card why did she say "It's fine, I have signing rights"? Doesn't that imply they're talking about his card and she has permission to use it? And why didn't she just tell the sister she was using her money right then and there? What the fuck, Dhar Mann???

    • @meneeRubieko
      @meneeRubieko 2 роки тому +18

      Yess Dhar Mann wat the actual fucking fuck

    • @MegaKuuChan
      @MegaKuuChan 2 роки тому +21

      I believe "signing rights" was to sign off on an approval of the surgery. I think.

    • @Liex59
      @Liex59 2 роки тому +38

      @@MegaKuuChan they were discussing payment of the surgery right then tho

    • @MegaKuuChan
      @MegaKuuChan 2 роки тому +17

      @@Liex59 Damn you, Dhar Mann and your plot holes! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

    • @Liex59
      @Liex59 2 роки тому

      @@MegaKuuChan right? I realized after I posted it like "Yeah this one bothers me so much cuz ALL of his scripts make perfect sense" lmao.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 Рік тому +5

    I honestly have to admit: The anxiety episode was pretty good. It was not about how someone was secretly a millionaire or owns a tech company or how a Tik Tok star solves everything.
    It was about a problem many people have and relate to, what someone who doesn't know that problem would think about it and yet how difficult it is for people who have it to talk about it. It talks about the importance of therapy and mediation (maybe not Dhar Mann mediation necessarily but still) and that while progress is made it should be made by the people's own pace and volition.

  • @SomeGuy.with.a.Beard93
    @SomeGuy.with.a.Beard93 2 роки тому +8

    I feel like all of the gold digger drama could have been avoided simply by asking what Gail did for a living. Seems like common sense to me.

  • @yfs_sfy
    @yfs_sfy 2 роки тому +423

    "I didn't spend Sam's money to pay for the surgery. I spent mine. You see, I want HIS money. I don't care about mine"

    • @kimalale
      @kimalale 2 роки тому +35

      Dhar Mann twist

  • @thidderreal
    @thidderreal 2 роки тому +196

    She guessed the wrong person as the gold digger. It was her brother and not the other way around LMAO

    • @vivlodia
      @vivlodia 2 роки тому +6

      lmfaooo

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 2 роки тому +10

      Plot twist, it was all a trick to get her to pay for his surgery

  • @fdn1697
    @fdn1697 2 роки тому +5

    "You got anxiety? Just beat its ass!" Charles White, 2021

  • @themothcourt
    @themothcourt 2 роки тому +33

    You know, i've been thinking, but has Dhar Mann ever even portrayed a gay person once? I've seen Red Letter Media talk about "Fake Diversity" in the context of Disney, where they will have diversity in the most plausibly deniable way possible (See: Putting a lesbian kiss in star wars, but having it in the background so it could be easily edited out in post). I get these vibes from Dhar Mann, they preach about being kind and accepting of others, but only on shit nobody really cares about anymore, as if they have an allergy to taking any political stance.
    Bullying about Glasses: Yes
    Bullying about height: yes
    Bullying about wealth: Yes
    Bullying about being gay: Not a chance
    Racial Profiling: No can do buddy.
    Police Brutality: Are you joking?

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 2 роки тому +7

      They can’t afford doing anything that can make people mad at them. For heaven’s sake they would do girls not being able to be gamers? I know it’s stupid, rather then ever doing a single racial thing.

    • @trentparker9976
      @trentparker9976 2 роки тому +2

      Shut up no one cares

    • @themothcourt
      @themothcourt 2 роки тому +5

      @@trentparker9976 Thank you for your kind and polite response to my comment. You sincerely added a lot to the discussion and I'd like to thank you for it.
      :)

    • @trentparker9976
      @trentparker9976 2 роки тому +1

      @@themothcourt np

    • @baybears5505
      @baybears5505 2 роки тому

      Maybe make that message yourself since others wont do it. Just a suggestion :p

  • @logalisfat
    @logalisfat 2 роки тому +346

    Why are they portraying anxiety like it’s a PTSD flashback

    • @MegaKuuChan
      @MegaKuuChan 2 роки тому +63

      Because if the anxiety trigger/attack is bad enough, or leaves you in a particularly vulnerable state, looking back on it can feel that way.
      (Noting that the mother may/may not be severely emotionally scarred from those memories. Just saying that what one person doesn't find particularly harmful, another can see as life-changing.)

    • @PopADoseYo
      @PopADoseYo 2 роки тому +34

      Should have been a panic attack instead.

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 2 роки тому +35

      anxiety disorders often come with anxiety attacks as well. they're similar to panic attacks, but not quite the same

    • @ShatteredLament
      @ShatteredLament 2 роки тому +12

      Anxiety is like microdosing ptsd

  • @franciscolaurean8550
    @franciscolaurean8550 2 роки тому +408

    12:12 "And then several weeks later, Julia does something that shocks her entire class"
    She opens up her backpack, pulls out a glock and says "Let's start subtracting"

  • @slushpuppie19
    @slushpuppie19 2 роки тому +4

    "He looks like he's late 30s"
    He does NOT 😂

  • @bold-comedy9232
    @bold-comedy9232 2 роки тому +2

    Crit1ikl you always put a smile on my face, thanks!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +2260

    So I guess this time Dhar Mann teaches us "true love" can be real as a life lesson?

    • @tableswithoutchairs1168
      @tableswithoutchairs1168 2 роки тому +9

      pretty much

    • @bored5116
      @bored5116 2 роки тому +8

      just wait until mr mustache comes back

    • @justbored730
      @justbored730 2 роки тому +7

      This is the first time you haven't commented on a video as soon as it's been uploaded

    • @astyutechick7980
      @astyutechick7980 2 роки тому +74

      But he also villanizes the idea of pointing out unrealistic ideals. More often, you are better off considering the sister character's advice. I cannot believe his videos have such a positive like ratio. It's emotional manipulation spreading harmful advice to weak minded simple people. Same goes for 5 minute crafts. Disgusting

    • @aarmy913
      @aarmy913 2 роки тому +1

      WHY NOT!!!

  • @vivalakakarot
    @vivalakakarot 2 роки тому +159

    According to his LinkedIn he started college in 1995, so assuming he was 18, he's ~44

    • @EmeraldaKasim
      @EmeraldaKasim 2 роки тому +5

      thank you

    • @steak4590
      @steak4590 2 роки тому +4

      That's only if we're assuming he was 18 when he entered college

    • @tausiftaha1289
      @tausiftaha1289 2 роки тому +20

      1895 probably

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 2 роки тому +9

      @@steak4590 yeah, he was definitely 112 at that time. And that's why now he's 138

  • @MrCat-hu7ry
    @MrCat-hu7ry 2 роки тому +10

    7:42 * Dominic Toreto marches in*....i smell....family

  • @marki_mark3410
    @marki_mark3410 2 роки тому +12

    “He’s not that old” 1:45
    Charlie, black don’t crack

  • @mintdiamond1117
    @mintdiamond1117 2 роки тому +145

    As someone who has anxiety, that second one was extremely painful to watch

    • @_StarXDust_
      @_StarXDust_ 2 роки тому +16

      yeah... it makes me uncomfortable too(idk if i have anxiety, but i plan to check this summer)
      it just doesn't feel right..

    • @filipmajewski8382
      @filipmajewski8382 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah besides, as a person who struggles with it too, meditation for 30 minuts a day is not gonna cut it. You gotta go see a psychiatrist and get your anxiety pills and just slowly learn to get out there, the video is bad advice

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 2 роки тому +4

      Cant relate lol imagine having anxiety dumbass

    • @boop99
      @boop99 2 роки тому

      @@kgkomrin "Lol imagine having a mental illness what a loser"

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 роки тому +5

      I honestly found it hilarious , I don't feel like that describes anxiety at all

  • @saltyduckie
    @saltyduckie 2 роки тому +412

    "you beat it"
    im just so confused as to why they are talking about anxiety as if it is cancer

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 2 роки тому +124

      Ya it's easy, you just gotta listen to Dhar Mann for 30 minutes a day.

    • @leonedevaudier76
      @leonedevaudier76 2 роки тому +80

      People who dont experience it love to pretend they know all about it

    • @okaydetar821
      @okaydetar821 2 роки тому +9

      Although I would imagine one of the worst parts of cancer would be the anxiety. Or the death. Probably the death.

    • @glorifiedtoasterwithlegs2294
      @glorifiedtoasterwithlegs2294 2 роки тому +49

      Just tell yourself "it do be like that sometimes" and bam! Anxiety ended

    • @Yes-xn8du
      @Yes-xn8du 2 роки тому +16

      @@glorifiedtoasterwithlegs2294 that’s actually how you do it lmao. The reason anxiety gets bad is because you treat it like it has more power than it actually does. When you think of your anxiety as just an emotion and can’t control your life it ends up weakening

  • @thegamingjunkieoflegends1546
    @thegamingjunkieoflegends1546 2 роки тому +3

    Real anxiety is a lot less noticeable from the outside. On the inside, you’re constantly hyper-focused on how you’re perceived. So, you’re actually pretty good at pretending that everything is fine. Also, anything going on/coming up that would make most people a little nervous or excited can instead outright terrify you. The only thing most people will actually notice is that you’re pretty jittery and often isolate yourself.

  • @serpent5751
    @serpent5751 2 роки тому

    thanks for uploading this charlie, it gave me a lot of laughs

  • @arshiaghanbarian3717
    @arshiaghanbarian3717 2 роки тому +240

    “Later, Julia did something that would shock the entire class.”
    Julia took out the MP7 out of her backpack

  • @vesh
    @vesh 2 роки тому +3577

    Every time Charlie uploads my power increases by .1%, just remember that while watching this video

  • @_TriGN
    @_TriGN 2 роки тому +1

    the anxiety one is hilarious, i have social anxiety and the world isn't distorted like it was a nightmare wtf lol

  • @AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS
    @AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS Рік тому +2

    I did a really quick search and found that the most expensive surgery in the US can be around $170,000. Wtf was wrong with Sam? Either that or the Hospital found out they were wealthy lmao

  • @drakevick1646
    @drakevick1646 2 роки тому +77

    As somebody with severe anxiety, that shit where they gave here the applause for answering the questions is probably my nightmare. I’d b all “that’s the most sarcastic shit I’ve ever witnessed”

    • @Door227
      @Door227 7 місяців тому +1

      Same bro

  • @wilburthepig913
    @wilburthepig913 2 роки тому +227

    Watch some idiots take this the wrong way and think any age is fine

    • @dmitriykinzhebulatov
      @dmitriykinzhebulatov 2 роки тому +1

      Dhar Mann is a libertarian?

    • @lambsauce8172
      @lambsauce8172 2 роки тому +28

      @@dmitriykinzhebulatov hell nah Dhar Mann is a cyborg programmed by the government to brainwash our children

    • @lambsauce8172
      @lambsauce8172 2 роки тому +48

      I mean if you getting your shit from Dhar Mann your already an idiot

    • @connerthewubbzler1062
      @connerthewubbzler1062 2 роки тому +20

      Dhar Mann, not just writing stories (that have the most obvious and redundant plots ever) but changing lives (by being dumb enough to leave messages just ambiguous enough to have any dumbass mis-interpret them).

    • @Crazymye
      @Crazymye 2 роки тому +1

      Well age is just a number...so...

  • @eth4n176
    @eth4n176 2 роки тому +8

    7:57 i cannot get over that girl’s forehead

  • @choloscience
    @choloscience 2 роки тому +2

    Gotta love that 90s sitcom ending. Group hug

  • @giratina7435
    @giratina7435 2 роки тому +243

    Fun Fact: The woman accused of being a goldigger played a spolied brat in the waitress video.
    Does this mean there are like alternate universes in which characters have different personalities in the Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe.

    • @matthewsegura3384
      @matthewsegura3384 2 роки тому +8

      Or they all tell one giant story

    • @mateogaming100
      @mateogaming100 2 роки тому +23

      they’re like GTA NPC’s, different people who all look the same

    • @thisguybernie4239
      @thisguybernie4239 2 роки тому +3

      Galaxy brain over here

    • @mrpenguin4578
      @mrpenguin4578 2 роки тому +3

      Dhar Mann in the multiverse of madness

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Рік тому

      Plot Twist: all the actors have split personalities.

  • @bleunt
    @bleunt 2 роки тому +177

    *entire beard is grey*
    "Oh he's in his late 30's."
    Never seen anyone this bad at guessing age.

    • @oyega1010
      @oyega1010 2 роки тому +21

      He truly was in his late 30s tho

    • @dm1136
      @dm1136 2 роки тому +30

      @@oyega1010 hes 44

    • @infernusblack9924
      @infernusblack9924 2 роки тому +1

      @@dm1136 add 14 get a middle aged teenager.

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 2 роки тому +43

      Plenty of people have gray beards in their late 30s early 40s. This dude is 44 so Charlie was nearly right. Some of the chat said 50s which is not right at all.

    • @Gabbie44
      @Gabbie44 2 роки тому +14

      @@couchman-sw6jy not the audience's fault the guy looks 55

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 7 місяців тому +2

    Parent: *bullies their child*
    Also parent: What do you have to be anxious about?!

  • @DMTInfinity
    @DMTInfinity 2 роки тому +7

    If Charlie ever wrote his own adult cartoon series for Adult Swim or something, I would be so happy..! 😂

  • @DrexAW
    @DrexAW 2 роки тому +347

    ‘‘He‘s probably somewhere between 41 and 43“
    So you mean 42?

    • @CostelloBrasco
      @CostelloBrasco 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ZvgIP5L3Qq4/v-deo.html

    • @DrexAW
      @DrexAW 2 роки тому +35

      @@CostelloBrasco go promote your ear rape somewhere else

    • @mamacrow2759
      @mamacrow2759 2 роки тому +10

      Mathematically sure, lingually it's common sense to assume he's including 41 and 43.

    • @josselinsalgado2951
      @josselinsalgado2951 2 роки тому +14

      @@mamacrow2759 “lingually” wtf…

    • @ElectricGamePlayer58
      @ElectricGamePlayer58 2 роки тому +9

      linguistically?

  • @heckinggi6034
    @heckinggi6034 2 роки тому +81

    How is Sam that close with his sister yet she hadn't met his fiancé until after he proposed?

  • @ForgeofAule
    @ForgeofAule 2 роки тому +10

    The age it gave for James Troup was the age of Sir James Troup who was in the Royal Navy, the site you were on must have seen the same name and taken the birthday. Sir James Troup is dead.

  • @breezyunc4545
    @breezyunc4545 2 роки тому

    This commentary makes these videos 1 million times better

  • @c_xela
    @c_xela 2 роки тому +217

    Charles, you are high for thinking that man wasn't at least upper 40s

    • @8djd
      @8djd 2 роки тому

      Thank You!
      #Early 50s

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 2 роки тому +19

      Wait what? His face wasn't even that wrinkly, and yeah he had a white beard but my dad had graying hair in his thirties.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 2 роки тому +4

      Seriously! Maybe Charlie needs an eye exam.

    • @getinthecrust4907
      @getinthecrust4907 2 роки тому +4

      @@JohnPerry27 Also I think the grey might have been part of his costume to make him look older as I've seen him without it in other videos

    • @animefan132
      @animefan132 2 роки тому +6

      He’s 44, I checked his Instagram

  • @JamesTroupActor
    @JamesTroupActor 2 роки тому +19

    So I heard y’all wanted to know how old I am? 😂😂😂

  • @thebanditoking
    @thebanditoking 2 роки тому

    what I love about these videos is that the Dhar Mann videos aren't entertaining or funny in anyway in their own right, but charlie's commentary makes it so worth it to watch along.

  • @stonechat2236
    @stonechat2236 2 роки тому +3

    That was a wild episode of Attaway General.

  • @M3m3r420
    @M3m3r420 2 роки тому +147

    Charlie may be addicted to watching Dhar Mann, but I’m addicted to watching him watch Dhar Mann

  • @elperroe9840
    @elperroe9840 2 роки тому +37

    Does anyone notice how the girl at 10:57 is wearing Airpods when it’s supposed to be a flashback to when her mom was a teen, which must have been like 30 years ago?

    • @bltsxz8196
      @bltsxz8196 2 роки тому

      Yeah lmao

    • @bigprojects2560
      @bigprojects2560 2 роки тому +5

      They were around back then, everyone just forgot about them. then apple sold the Eiffel tower again for fat stacks

  • @CMack19
    @CMack19 2 роки тому +3

    Lesson of the video,
    "Don't judge a book by its cover, could be better on the inside, instead hate the person who created the cover for doing such a crappy job, Micheal."

  • @syphylaids4118
    @syphylaids4118 2 роки тому

    Charlie had the realest answer for beating anxiety

  • @XanderRaidon
    @XanderRaidon 2 роки тому +40

    To be fair, the woman making the accusations of being a golddigger, looks exactly like a golddigger. Hella sus, my man.

  • @melodybillie-graham1801
    @melodybillie-graham1801 2 роки тому +93

    Dhar man saw the whiting beard and deemed him a 100+ year old man

  • @ladyjuno2456
    @ladyjuno2456 2 роки тому +1

    I hate how they say that the mom had anxiety like its something that you can just get rid of, it doesn't just leave.

    • @bigprojects2560
      @bigprojects2560 2 роки тому +2

      But some people do get over anxiety soo......

  • @OFFTHEBENCHOFFICIAL
    @OFFTHEBENCHOFFICIAL Рік тому +2

    As a person who struggles with anxiety this hits harder than will smith

  • @miguelgomes2542
    @miguelgomes2542 2 роки тому +237

    Sam is the luckiest man on the Dhar Mann universe. What an absolute Chad.

    • @raahimhammad589
      @raahimhammad589 2 роки тому

      @Melon Musk thank you

    • @dababy8364
      @dababy8364 2 роки тому +10

      @Melon Musk stop spamming this homophobic video pls and ty

    • @connerthewubbzler1062
      @connerthewubbzler1062 2 роки тому +2

      @@dababy8364 Is it actually homophobic or is this a trick to get me to click it?
      (If it's the meme of that guy saying "Ha! GAAAAY!" then it's not homophobic, just fucking dated.)

    • @dababy8364
      @dababy8364 2 роки тому +2

      @@connerthewubbzler1062 no, it's titled "me when pride month is over" and it has the critical "whoooo yeah baby". The comments are also disgusting.

    • @connerthewubbzler1062
      @connerthewubbzler1062 2 роки тому +2

      @@dababy8364 Oh. I don't know if that's homophobic because they might be just done with the pandering (thought I have NOT read a single comment so they could probably be saying some real slurs for all I know) but I'm still not clicking the video and I think it's pretty stupid so thanks for letting me know what it was about.

  • @killler240
    @killler240 2 роки тому +197

    So the daughter got Anxiety from the mum. So it was her genetic failure that passed it on! Thanks Dhar Mann

    • @zwro5045
      @zwro5045 2 роки тому

      Same ere

    • @mrshreker3135
      @mrshreker3135 2 роки тому +4

      Anxiety is genetic?

    • @killler240
      @killler240 2 роки тому +1

      @@mrshreker3135 r/woosh

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 2 роки тому +3

      @@mrshreker3135 genetic has a part in it

    • @marchforth3515
      @marchforth3515 2 роки тому +5

      @@killler240 I don’t think that “r/whoosh” works here…

  • @xxxdevin247
    @xxxdevin247 2 роки тому +6

    11:43 hit a little close to home

  • @Brad-lt2re
    @Brad-lt2re 2 роки тому +2

    I love how wrong Charlie is constantly and never backs down

  • @hugh.g.rection5906
    @hugh.g.rection5906 2 роки тому +68

    people with anxiety just need to learn to be cool. its a simple as that

    • @aquiegaloucura
      @aquiegaloucura 2 роки тому +5

      It's not tho it's actually a struggle I just think dhar Mann doesn't have the most accurate representation of it

    • @hugh.g.rection5906
      @hugh.g.rection5906 2 роки тому +23

      @@aquiegaloucura you just need to go to more parties, smoke, get laid and chug a few beers....you know just be cool and it gets rid of anxiety

    • @Hardlinetable83
      @Hardlinetable83 2 роки тому +5

      @@aquiegaloucura its called sarcasm

    • @Blue_Cubes_silly_animations
      @Blue_Cubes_silly_animations 2 роки тому

      @@hugh.g.rection5906 lmao

    • @aquiegaloucura
      @aquiegaloucura 2 роки тому +3

      @@hugh.g.rection5906 i'll take the word of Dhar Mann I just need to answer questions and go to party's and shit will be cool

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan 2 роки тому +66

    "Julia does something that shocks the entire class"
    *She shoots up the school*

  • @grilledpook
    @grilledpook 2 роки тому

    the dad in that anxiety one hits too close to home

  • @bananainacup
    @bananainacup 2 роки тому +1

    “You had anxiety too?” Made me lol