I Got A Mopar

Buckle up, folks! I Got a Mopar! In this hilarious ride of a song, we dive headfirst into the wacky world of Mopars, where cruising reigns supreme and gas gauges are merely suggestions! Join my lovable protagonist as I rev up my trusty steed (a.k.a. his Mopar) and embarks on a joyride filled with doggy co-pilots, questionable garage repairs, and the eternal quest for that elusive 10mm wrench. Will Mama ever make him make the Dart any quieter? Probably not! So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and enjoy the laughter as we cruise down blacktop roads while dodging both gas shortages and feline sass. Who knew car troubles could be this much fun? Austin Crawford
I Got a Mopar written by Austin Crawford
I got a Mopar, a Mopar, a quick ol' Mopar
With a stroker motor and a bit of luck.
My dog named Mopar sits in my Mopar,
And we’re cruisin along ‘cause cruisin’ is enough.
Yeehaw, MoMo, MoMo, MOPAR!
(Chorus)
Oh, I’m cruisin’ down a ol blacktop road, blacktop road,
Drinkin’ my drink and thinkin’ ‘bout cruisin' some more blacktop roads
Keeping on cruisin’, Keeping on cruisin’, Keeping on cruisin’ on down the road
(Verse 2)
Mama’s in the house with all the doors closed
She’s yellin’, “TURN that durn thing off!”
But I’m busy workn’ and wrenchn’, wrenchin' so fast,
Gas gauge doesn't work, ran outta gas.
Oh no-gas, gas, GAS!
(Chorus)
Oh, I’m cruisin’ down a ol blacktop road, blacktop road,
Drinkin’ my drink and thinkin’ ‘bout cruisin' some more blacktop roads
Keeping on cruisin’, Keeping on wrenchin’-
Keeping on cruisin’, Keeping on cruisin’ on down the road
Where's that darn 10 millimeter at?
(Bridge)
It's got a little quirk
Zip ties and duct tape make her work
Yes she's built , but just for the fun
But I tell ya what, She can sure run
(Verse 3)
Dads in the garage with a six-pack mule,
Mommas on the porch screamin’, “You’re a fool!”
The dogs at the fence’, the cats are teasin' back,
Mopars barkin’ like an ole glasspack
Oh Lord-bark, bark,MOPAR!!
(Chorus)
Oh, I’m cruisin’ down a ol blacktop road, blacktop road,
Drinkin’ my drink and thinkin’ ‘bout cruisin' more blacktop roads
Keeping on cruisin’, Keeping on wrenchin’-
Keeping on cruisin’, keeping on cruisin’ on down the road.
Drink RESPONSIBLE!!!!! Don't drink and drive.

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Love this so much💜