@@noisepuppet Noway!! I was born in Hartford but I was raised in East Hartford. I can't believe a master YTP maker like yourself graced us with your presence one time!!!
@@edwarddelacruz3923 I lived in Bloomfield and commuted in to Trinity. Still miss Tapas Bloomfield and Black Bamboo in West Hartford, and of course there were a million great pizza places.
I heard "camily of fameras" and DaThings popped into my head, and then you immediately pull out the _priced rice._ This whole thing is great from start to finish!
I thought of DaThings too when I made an edit like that in my most recent YTP currently on my channel She really is the YTP master of sentence mixing spoonerisms
the most beautiful thing about the 90's is that you just cant out-90's it. everything that you think about the 90's is true and then actually WAY more tubular than you could possibly imagine
I’ve seen people try to emulate the 90’s, but yeah, they just never get it exactly right It lacks the bombastic music scores and distinct lack of self-awareness
I am so conditioned to Noisepuppet et al. that when I get ads with an upbeat sales voice, I feel immensely let down when they turn out not to be pooped. I'm glad this content is always appropriately pooped for my satisfaction.
I have to say that noisepuppet, you are truly a cut above all other YTP artists in the type of YTP you make that appeals to those of us who listen to the audio for a plot. A lot of others make YTPs that rely heavily on backward-forward scrubbing and jitter, but aren't focused on a story line. Those are great and have their place, but for someone who listens to what's being said, your work is pure genius. The tiniest details are some of the most hilarious. I was so glad to see you released new material recently. I was worried you hung up the towel after a gap there. Thanks for coming back!
The urge to just comment a quote from the video is strong, but I resist! Hilarious work as always, definitely had that special noisepuppet fisting that we know and love. Old commercials are such a goldmine for YTP, so happy to see another installment from you. Glad to see you're back! :)
I thought I was the only person on Earth who knew about Muppet Classic Theatre. Thank you, noisepuppet. Thank you for showing me I'm not alone in this wretched life.
I'm so happy for Mr. Jordan being able to balance playing Basketball( ...ooh!), Baseball( ...ooh!), and Baseketball( ...ooh!). That can be hard sometimes.
Do you still play Basketball(ooh), baseball(ooh!) basketball(OOH), still want the basketball(ooH?) While still drinking the baseball, while still drinking the basketball, and now playing baseball, and do you ever play Base-ketball?
Gotta be honest, the phrase "family of cameras" already scans a little weird in my brain. Then noisepuppet comes along and makes the guy say "camily of fameras" and now my brain doesn't know which way is up. Good joj!
The real highlight for me is the gratuitous use of the "HOO" sound that seems to be a staple of almost all midi compositions from the 90s during the Doublemint commercial. Forget what it's called.
I love you for this; I could literally jus cry because THESE 90S WERE THE SHIHS SHIHS SSSSHHIIIIIIIIIS! Especially that doublemint commercial I Garontee; PLEASE DO A DHAR MANN ONE!
0:00: "When I play basketball... (Ooh!) ...I always wanted the basketball. (Ooh!) I got a basketball. (Ooh!) I always drink Basketball... (Ooh!) ...'cause nothing's basketball. (Ooh!) Now I'm playing baseball. (Ooh!) I still drink Basketball. (Hoo?) I still want the basketball. (Oooo! [intense breathing]) I still go OOH. And SooS, and sooner and lal dna renoos... I'm gonna get a baseketball. (Ooh!) I hope. Pope. It's gotta be baseketball. (OOH!)"
You know it's good when this guy rubs one out. Like gathering around noisepuppet's favourite armchair for story time but instead of heartfelt stories about life, he opens the book and it's all YTP. And you get those LSD feels. You're going to experience inverted memoirs from past times.
"Try the Maxolta Minimum Force, a fuckerised camera with a built-in family that does all the fucking for you." This is top-tier sentence mixing right here.
![[YTP] 90s commercials kidnapped my dog and then THIS happened](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ODPQUBlmkpU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] 90s commercials kidnapped my dog and then THIS happened](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] 240p of pure failure](/img/n.gif)
Source:
archive.org/details/vhs_Commercials_Fox_61_WTIC_Hartford_Connecticut_1994-10-31
Thanks for this! Missed ya
For the first time Connecticut helps the YTP community?! I'm honored to be a citizen here in ole CT!! *tear of joy*
@@edwarddelacruz3923 coincidentally, I lived in Hartford for a year
@@noisepuppet Noway!! I was born in Hartford but I was raised in East Hartford. I can't believe a master YTP maker like yourself graced us with your presence one time!!!
@@edwarddelacruz3923 I lived in Bloomfield and commuted in to Trinity. Still miss Tapas Bloomfield and Black Bamboo in West Hartford, and of course there were a million great pizza places.
YT keeps deleting my comments so I'll just say the Olive Garden segment truly slayed me, among everything else.
UA-cam has been super delete happy with comments lately.
Thanks for offering an olive branch to noisepuppet cs188 🤣
_SHITISSIMO!_
CS188 stan-ing other YTPers in the comments is awesome 👌🏻
When you're here, you're eating family :)
"I still drink Basketball"
-Michael Jordan
OOH!!
It's gotta be base-ketball!
@@IffyJottere The game Matt Stone and Trey Parker invented.
Awesome Video. I would be grateful if you checked out my Ytps
Now he drinks Nascar and Bubba
"Shit-tissimo!" should totally be Olive Garden's slogan from now till eternity.
"When I play basketball..."
"OOH!"
"I always wanted the basketball."
"OOH!"
"Now I'm playing baseball."
"Ooh..."
I beginning to think he might be obsessed with basketball!
"Still drink basketball."
"OOH??"
Maybe one day he'll play Baseketball?
@@djk1288 *OOHH!*
@@djk1288 but he will still drink basketball
"When Gina moves in and re-Gina-rates"
I suppose you have to be prepared for that kinda thing when you grow up on the memes of New York.
My kids are gonna grow up on a lot of memes. That's literally the only thing I'll force on them.
@@deMocskonyi same
Isin't that from the new series "You're a Cuck"?
"slomebody's gonna get slam slunked" is an instant classic holy shit
Sliving Slingle is a good show
When the world needed him most... he returned.
Dooting Days and Donuts was a much better return.
@@ytpmichaelrosen9190 Yeah, but don't you just love it when you get brains?
Wasn't there another new video? It's gone now. What was it?
@@aplimsollpunk2738 "Hell Poultry": An inspiring tale of slnimals from a repaired foundation near you.
Oooo
Sour rice
Sour beans
Sour cream
Sour lettuce
Sour cheese
Sour tomatoes and
Sour guacamole
Only 69 cents.... NICE!
I love it with crabby babies from red member!
That would be one sour burrito
This quote gives me a belly laugh every time I see it
pretty sure thats just a rotten burriter there, hate tuh tell yuh
@@ServingOthers99 but for only 69 cents, how can you turn that down!
“Only 69 Cents. Nice.”
For that price, you get it all: Sour rice, sour beans, sour cream, sour lettuce, sour cheese, sour tomatoes and sour guacamole
You have 69 likes so I won't ruin it
I could almost fook em. And then I did.
And then I came.
Summer of 69
The Michael Jordan part killed me "I still go ooh"
Im gonna get a base-ketball
The "bell" swap from the Taco Bell and Pepsi commercial was genius
I might start saying “Shitissimo” in real life.
It's apart of my daily vocabulary now lol
I have :)
I’ve always wanted a fuckerized camera with a built-in family.
Camera doubles as a fleshlight
it's as easy as L O L I T A
OOOOOOOOH!
“ And it does all the fucking for you “
the camily of fameras!
"If you think I'm taking a WIZ, it's as easy as L-O-L-I-T-A"
"....Gina moves in and Reginarates"
The saus is strong with this one
I heard "camily of fameras" and DaThings popped into my head, and then you immediately pull out the _priced rice._ This whole thing is great from start to finish!
Ooh!
I thought of DaThings too when I made an edit like that in my most recent YTP currently on my channel
She really is the YTP master of sentence mixing spoonerisms
"It's as easy as LOL (I.T.A)"
was expecting one joke, and got an entirely different one, nice double reverse bait and switch
I still drink noisepuppet and now I'm playing noisepuppet 💪🥵👌
Ooh!
@@erinbrown3744 Not quite as good as playing Basketball, Baseball, Basketball, or even Base-Ketball. Or Basketball.
@@shawnfields2369 Ooh!
Ooh!
Welcome back noisepuppet. Always ready to get the JoJ done at HoH SiS.
100% satisfied
1:37
Are you a furry?
@@James76sManyFaces Weeb. There are no good Anime Wolf pics sadly
@@TheWunWhiteWolf Ah. Makes sense. BTW, I'm a furry, in case you didn't know.
"It's gotta be Baseketball"
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have entered the chat.
OOOOOOOOOH
I was holding it together until “SHITISSIMO!”
OUR KING RETURNS
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
YAY!
the most beautiful thing about the 90's is that you just cant out-90's it. everything that you think about the 90's is true and then actually WAY more tubular than you could possibly imagine
I’ve seen people try to emulate the 90’s, but yeah, they just never get it exactly right
It lacks the bombastic music scores and distinct lack of self-awareness
"when gina re-gina-rates"
"the series premiere of you're a cuck"
I'm dead 😂
I am so conditioned to Noisepuppet et al. that when I get ads with an upbeat sales voice, I feel immensely let down when they turn out not to be pooped. I'm glad this content is always appropriately pooped for my satisfaction.
you're really getting through the decades with these, can't wait for the 2000s
Nice to see you again, old friend.
I have to say that noisepuppet, you are truly a cut above all other YTP artists in the type of YTP you make that appeals to those of us who listen to the audio for a plot. A lot of others make YTPs that rely heavily on backward-forward scrubbing and jitter, but aren't focused on a story line. Those are great and have their place, but for someone who listens to what's being said, your work is pure genius. The tiniest details are some of the most hilarious. I was so glad to see you released new material recently. I was worried you hung up the towel after a gap there. Thanks for coming back!
Back when you could go to a restaurant and fornicate for only 8.95
Now you have to pay an outrageous $8,959,598,959,faaf eh 5!
Ridiculous!
@@mida8261 shitissimo!
3:25 absolutely laid me out.
The urge to just comment a quote from the video is strong, but I resist! Hilarious work as always, definitely had that special noisepuppet fisting that we know and love. Old commercials are such a goldmine for YTP, so happy to see another installment from you. Glad to see you're back! :)
Thanks! BTW I think your channel is amazing and I show it to people whenever possible.
"I still go Ooh!"
-Michael Jordan
Lysol slime spray: there's nothing this slime can't slime.
He came back when we needed him most. TooT.
He's been around the whole time in the comments of other ytps :D
THE RETURN OF THE KING
"Puppet ass theater"
_they're coming_
I thought I was the only person on Earth who knew about Muppet Classic Theatre. Thank you, noisepuppet. Thank you for showing me I'm not alone in this wretched life.
"After 90 years of misery..."
"Aww, I hate God!"
...y'know, makes sense.
Now that's what we call *_Inspiring Hell Poultry!_*
basketball (ooh)
After 5 years on the east coast
@@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840 You mean baseketball (ooh)?
@@djk1288 no, i meant baseketball (oohoo h h h)
I was just saying I wished noisepuppet was making more YTPs last night
You wish he made them last night?
@@TheBigMclargehuge I wish he made more tonight.
@@erichwashausen4602 we still need more puppet noises even today
yay
I'm so happy for Mr. Jordan being able to balance playing Basketball( ...ooh!), Baseball( ...ooh!), and Baseketball( ...ooh!). That can be hard sometimes.
What about drinking Basketball (OOH)?
0:23 “I still go.” *O O O H*
Do you still play Basketball(ooh), baseball(ooh!) basketball(OOH), still want the basketball(ooH?) While still drinking the baseball, while still drinking the basketball, and now playing baseball, and do you ever play Base-ketball?
today it’s time to TOOT
TOOT for joy, noisepuppet has uploaded!
Gotta be honest, the phrase "family of cameras" already scans a little weird in my brain. Then noisepuppet comes along and makes the guy say "camily of fameras" and now my brain doesn't know which way is up. Good joj!
Basketball. OOEUH
Now I own nasketball
Now I always drink basketball. O O H
So glad you're still producing quality content, noisepuppet. Highlight of my day, right here.
I love martin, but I always hated whenever gina reginarated
"I was driving when I forgot my body."
Hey, 8.95 is some damn cheap fornication.
Ah yes. Nothing beats the feeling of a goog fuf sis jauaj niwewin frarf.
HE RETURNS
Taco Hell. Where Everything's Sour.
You pretty much described Taco Bell if it wasn't bland.
They grew up on the memes of New York.
They're cocs
Yaaaaaaay new noisepuppet!
new noise puppet always makes my day
I was on the edge of my seat for the "YaY" at the end
🎶 Shitisssimoooooooo! 🎶. * chef’s kiss *
This video saved me from a shitty day today. Thank you.
The real highlight for me is the gratuitous use of the "HOO" sound that seems to be a staple of almost all midi compositions from the 90s during the Doublemint commercial. Forget what it's called.
Cuica, aka monkey drum?
@@noisepuppet That's the one. Love that sound.
OH SHIT HE'S BACK
cute profile picture! :3
OMG, another furry! What a coincidence.
I love you for this; I could literally jus cry because THESE 90S WERE THE SHIHS SHIHS SSSSHHIIIIIIIIIS! Especially that doublemint commercial I Garontee; PLEASE DO A DHAR MANN ONE!
Come to the *C u m* Garden
This is just... absolute perfection.
Welcome back, good sir! I needed this. I've been driving and forgot my body.
I quite literally need nousepuppet in my life. Ive been using YTP as therapy for years
0:00: "When I play basketball... (Ooh!) ...I always wanted the basketball. (Ooh!) I got a basketball. (Ooh!) I always drink Basketball... (Ooh!) ...'cause nothing's basketball. (Ooh!) Now I'm playing baseball. (Ooh!) I still drink Basketball. (Hoo?) I still want the basketball. (Oooo! [intense breathing]) I still go OOH. And SooS, and sooner and lal dna renoos... I'm gonna get a baseketball. (Ooh!) I hope. Pope. It's gotta be baseketball. (OOH!)"
It's double titz for you!!
Best start to a ytp ever
"Shitissimo!"
TIL Ram Ranch was a Taco Bell all along
I needed this. Thank you!
That fact that I remember seeing some of these commericals on TV makes this even better
I’m glad they designed and built a car. Now that’s why my Chevys a Car.
Idk why but the "O O H" gets me everytime
I think my new favourite thing is reading the comments on these and seeing all the different ways people interpret the same sentence mixes
Poisenuppet uploads are sacred.
I would love to get a burrito for 69 cents. That would indeed be Nice.
...ceice
You could almost FFFFOCK ‘em
@@samvision8280 and then I did
and I came
Any decade noisepuppet travels, he always add sus and toots that are impossible to resist.
Is that a Zappa reference in the title, you cheeky bastard?
Weasels is a top 5 Zappa album of mine. The cover is my computer background.
@@hectorvoskin Well I’m looking to listen to more Zappa, so what’s your number 1 album of his?
@@EthePianoMan We're Only In It For The Money
Thanks for the video! Always a good time.
Love the Taco Bell bit!
"I could almost FAWK EM."
And then I did, and I came…
"It's gotta be baseketball." Noice.
Now I own nasketball
OOH!!
You know it's good when this guy rubs one out.
Like gathering around noisepuppet's favourite armchair for story time but instead of heartfelt stories about life, he opens the book and it's all YTP. And you get those LSD feels.
You're going to experience inverted memoirs from past times.
That Olive Garden segment was pure gold.
"When Gina moves in and re-gina-rates"
I can't not imagine Gina doing a full on Doctor Who style regeneration
I always wondered what if there was 90s commercials, like the 80s and 70s. After 90 years of misery, my wish unintentionally came true.
"Try the Maxolta Minimum Force, a fuckerised camera with a built-in family that does all the fucking for you."
This is top-tier sentence mixing right here.
1:41 that’s an appropriate thing to say after 90 years of misery.
"Now, I'm playing baseball." OOH!
"Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor." !HOO
As a 90s kid I guarantee, everybody was on the Memes of New York!
It's gotta be Baseketball.
*OOHH!*
"If you think I am taking a Wiz, it's as easy L-O-L-I-T-A."
this is the best birthday ever now that this is uploaded! thank you noisepuppet!
tillykke med fødselsdagen!
Still as good as ever, keep up the awesome work!
THE LEGEND IS BACK! TOOT
YEAAAAH!!! Great to see you back! I was needing my fix of TOOT.
"A complete fatal meal." Truth in advertising for Olive Garbage.
5:15 The car shown is actually a "Shitty" car
2:40 me whenever noisepuppet uploads
I brought back a vision:
*The NumbNuts*
Aw man, Muppet Classic Theater was the shit. I still remember the promos on the tape before it started.