I love how everyone is sayin "guards are dumb and they never see you", when they see the payday gang they are as good as dead, "not seeing" stuff is what the smart guards do.
Basic Guard Training PSA #1 If it's just some maskless robber get him #2 DO NOT ENGAGE THE MASKED ROBBERS #3 YOU SAW NOTHING IF YOU FIND THE SAID PEOPLE IN #2
@@tranlong4449 once you reach a certain number of each package you will be given things like a gun mod, if you don't care about the parts you're still getting xp.
I don't know why I watched this, I never once played or watched anyone play this, but the knifing the plant pot throughout the video gave me a good laugh each and every time lmao
Zachary Taylor Yeah he can get packages that hide under them but it’s weird because he’s the fastest but no one breaks the pots because it wastes time he’s pretty good
Thanks ...check out this short clip from 2016. They called me the plant killer ua-cam.com/video/fvwJ4y82310/v-deo.htmlm28s Btw. this was from one heist LOL
Here is goes: ua-cam.com/video/zFhHFM_ICXo/v-deo.html I used this compilation that you gave me and added some new ones, hope you'll love it As you will do new videos I will do some more chapters :3
I miss having a full crew and playing this day and night. Stealth diamond store for the 15% xp boost, firestarter for the 1-3mill XP and Rats for the 1-3mill dollars. 2014 was a simpler time with just DW and good people.
@@MaxBlaine2005 I hope nobody has made a drawing of this. If so...then...well, I guess it's to the all-white room with a straightjacket then...because, with all my other mental health issues, this could very well get me killed. (Joke...please don't take it seriously...)
i remember you making a plant killing montage in one of your videos but i cant seem to find it ;-; or you could just make a whole separate video on plant killing alone xd
I just started Payday 2 last week, and I watched your guide on stealthing my first heist. Now I’m here at level 80, looking at this. I’m astonished, beautiful job!
Police: ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOT! YOUR SURROUNDED AND THERES NOWHERE LEFT TO GO, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE EM!!! Guy: yeah, there gone. Police: What? Guy: yeah they already left a looong time ago. Police: .....HOW!!!!! Guy: Yeah they robbed it in like 5 or 7 minutes Police: But, the... uh, wha? Guy: Yeah there really good at there job. Guy: I wish I had that work ethic, especially when my freedom is on the line. Police: What the hell...
Mortifier dude I know that I completely finished payday 2 on ps4 but dude I could never do something like this this vid might have came out a year ago but only moly you are a true legend
You dumb as hell, made 8 million off of 2 heists with a guy in China and Italy. I got a friend to launder that money so I’m pretty much set for a good 10 years
i rly wanna play payday 2 but i cant buy cus my parents say its bad sp i gotta play the knockoff version roblox notoriety i like it but theres only 20 heists or so no voicelines and its too easy so i just watch payday videos
*breaking news: man and team robs a bank in 7 minutes or less,* Oh wait, hold on. *This just in, Man uses a whole loaf of bread and choked a duck with it*
Good job my friend! This was very fast! ;) I have only seen possible improvements on the vault area part, but still much faster than my time would be :D Do you want to try Breakin Feds? :) That's a nice heist for speedrunning (I did nearly an about 2:35 run there, just got the elevator escape... so about 3:20 or something was my time there, sadly)
Thanks a lot :) I see some more things I could improve but speedruns are not my favorite ^^ Breakin' Feds could be fun ....maybe I'll try that but first I'll watch your run :)
M0rtifer Nice :) I am working on a recording (for a new run) I didnt recorded that run, for 2 reason. The first was that I did it on my laptop, and for now it could not handle a recorder, plus I set the graphics below the lowest what the game offers to get a stable 15 fps LOL. The second reason was that I had not planned to speedrun the heist. I just had very good RNG in a normal run, and the guards didnt really came close to me. I just wanted to finish the heist when I started it LOL EDIT: retried and got lucky with a 2:37 time. I still try to get a bit better run because I see some places where I might be able improve my run.
Breaking Feds can be done under three minutes? I have never thought of the possibility of that, probably because I still have not beaten that heist because I was lazy as heck. (Amúgy üdv, magyar legény!)
Inverz Yes, it can be done easily in 3 minutes with good RNG. The world record is 1:44 iirc. (üdv, kevés a magyar paydayes :D Amúgy megéri megcsinálni azt a pályát, sztem nagyon jó, az lett az egyik kedvenc mapom :D)
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I memorized this run and tried to execute it EXACTLY the same way but I'm now spending the next 20 years in real prison for attempting to rob a bank.
😁
@@justinperez999clubandallth4 dude you're not funny
@@justinperez999clubandallth4 "xd"
@@justinperez999clubandallth4 r/wooosh
You wouldn't get 20yrs. Everyone knows you'd roll over on everyone else
Guard 1: "Did you see a dude wearing a satan mask literally running and jumping around?"
Guard 2: "nah"
@@creepysmilingcarl9742 I thought that was dumb too, but the bank got robbed so many times that its normal that bags are either corpses or money lol
J U S T A M O U S E
wew
Lmao
I did a few minutes ago but it’s good now
''Want to see me robbin' a bank?''
''Want to see me do it again?''
😁
You mind if I get the sauce to your profile picture? For *research purposes*
*I mean the exact sauce*
@@pp_Neon Let's cooperate for the sauce I got my sources to try and find how about you?
Let's go
I love how everyone is sayin "guards are dumb and they never see you", when they see the payday gang they are as good as dead, "not seeing" stuff is what the smart guards do.
True words
This... is actually true
*sees joy*
Guard:nervous whistling
Renamon King yep
Basic Guard Training PSA
#1 If it's just some maskless robber get him
#2 DO NOT ENGAGE THE MASKED ROBBERS
#3 YOU SAW NOTHING IF YOU FIND THE SAID PEOPLE IN #2
4:23 "Nothing happening here." **EXTREMELY LOUD VAULT OPENING**
LOL
True
Her : - Babe come over.
Mortifer : - I can't i'm in the middle of a heist.
Her : - My parents aren't home...
Mortifer :
Feythes underrated
i hate i laughed at this comment
😂😂😂👨🏻
👔
You either use a dash ("-") or colon (":"), not both...
@@alanbanh Oh right, thank you
1:51
"you need to find another"
guy: "sHiT"
Lol
*thats what the lady said*
@@renn4913 what
Lmao
The "guy" is Houston
Doing a speedrun and still picking up the packages haha. Great job tho
Only if I have to wait for a new objective :) Thanks a lot!
What is packages do ? I played payday 2 for a while but don't know what's that for lol
You have some rewards if you collect them all iirc
@@tranlong4449 once you reach a certain number of each package you will be given things like a gun mod, if you don't care about the parts you're still getting xp.
Assault is temporary, package is forever, like drip(is forever)
Dallas: ok, lets stealth this, nice and quick.
Also Dallas:
*_NICE, GOT THE KEYCARD._*
*_KEYCARD, I LOVE YOU._*
*_[POT SMASHES]_*
*_ALRIGHT._*
It bain who say it
Is houston
took
Houston*
$7,500 is supposed to be in each one of those bags? You could easily fit a couple million in bags that big lol
yea they take like 20 stacks of money each bag and it only loads 7.5k
probro cool, it’s because the first few go towards the payday of 7mil. Dividing evenly, that’s 900k per bag
@@andrewh2699 oow ty
probro cool,heh
Hey! The bags filled?
Yep!
Let’s bounce!
A few mins later
(Opens bag) What’s in this?
7.5 k.
How? THEY’RE ALL ONE DOLLARS
wut.
I don't know why I watched this, I never once played or watched anyone play this, but the knifing the plant pot throughout the video gave me a good laugh each and every time lmao
😁👍
?
Zachary Taylor
Yeah he can get packages that hide under them but it’s weird because he’s the fastest but no one breaks the pots because it wastes time he’s pretty good
The adventures of sphynx the pots are fun to break
It's a strat
Oh, that flower pot stabbing...
1:37 2:21 2:30 2:43 2:46 2:47 3:16 3:23 3:24 3:25 3:26(x2) 6:51
Ass stabbing counter: 2
You've done a great job!
Thanks ...check out this short clip from 2016. They called me the plant killer
ua-cam.com/video/fvwJ4y82310/v-deo.htmlm28s
Btw. this was from one heist LOL
Hey man, can I do the music compilation of this flower stabbing? You will love it :3
Sure ...why not :)
Here is goes: ua-cam.com/video/zFhHFM_ICXo/v-deo.html
I used this compilation that you gave me and added some new ones, hope you'll love it
As you will do new videos I will do some more chapters :3
what's the point of the flower pot stabs?
I miss having a full crew and playing this day and night. Stealth diamond store for the 15% xp boost, firestarter for the 1-3mill XP and Rats for the 1-3mill dollars. 2014 was a simpler time with just DW and good people.
True words 👍
now you just play a spree, hope your game doesn’t crash, and walk out with $3B. just doesn’t feel right
True
What you don't like robbing banks as H3H3 crew?
I know im kinda late but i 100% feel the same.. i had full crew of people but we rarely play anything now cause of job/univeristy =/
Solid snake + Sonic = this
😊👍
Sonic snake
@@MaxBlaine2005 I hope nobody has made a drawing of this. If so...then...well, I guess it's to the all-white room with a straightjacket then...because, with all my other mental health issues, this could very well get me killed. (Joke...please don't take it seriously...)
"Come on, faster!"
Speedruner: I am a joke to you?
Lol
Said no speedrunner ever
I wonder what the cops thought when a man with a grenade launcher ran out out of the vault that they were protecting...
😁👍
mortifer the plant killer
Hahaha :)
i remember you making a plant killing montage in one of your videos but i cant seem to find it ;-;
or you could just make a whole separate video on plant killing alone xd
Here it is :) ua-cam.com/video/fvwJ4y82310/v-deo.htmlm28s
haha thanks
Mortifying
*Big open vault with some masked guy throwing bags of money*
Guard: *?*
Guard: *Continues patrol*
Guard *Sees actual bags of money*
Guard: *!*
😁
What girls think men want:[IMAGE NOT AVAILABLE] What men want:
Another amazing speedrun from M0rti , keep it up
Thank you :)
@@M0rtiferhehe I know I’m super early but what perk deck were you using?
How were your interactions so fast?
Movement speed from yakuza perk deck and low health and interaction speed comes from quick perk from bots.
I'm all for affirmative actions, but damn the guards in Payday 2 need some glasses.
True 😂
Just a guy in a demon mask walking by
Guard: ALL CLEAR HEAR?
Better than payday the heist lol
Look at Notoriety, the ROBLOX copy.
Albatorwow and hearing aids
The First World Bank, one of most secure banks.
M0rtifier: Hold my judge.
😁
I just started Payday 2 last week, and I watched your guide on stealthing my first heist. Now I’m here at level 80, looking at this. I’m astonished, beautiful job!
I just want to say that even in a speedrun you still pick up the gage packages and i respect that
😁👍
Incredible my record is 45 minutes jajaja amazing video bro
Well ...you can still finish it :) Thanks!!
Carlitos Lopez
My is 32.54 minutes.
mine is "DNF" because im so bad ;D
Mine is 12:17
Carlitos Lopez how the hell do you take that long?
Girl: Hello? I can open the gates, but we can't using me code on the keypad. You need to find another.
Morti: Shit!
Perfect for my #bestofm0rti2018 video 😁👍
Police: ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOT! YOUR SURROUNDED AND THERES NOWHERE LEFT TO GO, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE EM!!!
Guy: yeah, there gone.
Police: What?
Guy: yeah they already left a looong time ago.
Police: .....HOW!!!!!
Guy: Yeah they robbed it in like 5 or 7 minutes
Police: But, the... uh, wha?
Guy: Yeah there really good at there job.
Guy: I wish I had that work ethic, especially when my freedom is on the line.
Police: What the hell...
😁👍
it is this kind of originality i miss in most youtube comments
Their*
@@ImTyMac They're*
Am pretty sure that *Joker* from Batman would definitely hire u for robbing a bank cause ur skills are just perfect 👌
Thanks 😁
No, m0rtifier hires the joker
Mi friend: " hey do you want to play r6"
Me: " Yea, im robbing a internathional bank....give me 10 minutes"
i like how this guy is running up and down in a world bank with a mask and a gun in his hands without being noticed, natural and realistic XD
nobody :
this guy : 🔫🏃
Bain:Our insider will show you a way to slip out
M0rtifier:haha grenade launcher go boom
😂👍
Game: be stealthy
Character: shouts with a guard at the other end of the room
"Alright, we got an ID from the security tapes.
APB on a Mr. Allen, Barry"
😁
Quality content from the best payday youtuber! I have trouble beating it normally!
Thanks :)
Your skills is very good. Good job! I subscribed and liked :D
Thanks :)
No problemo :) !
hello i play notoriety like you!, what build should i use?
I only play payday 2
Omg!, I love watching your noteriety stealth video M0rtifer!
Came from Larry's Payday 2 speed run review :D
😊👍
damn you had the balls to complete this in a speedrun in less than 10 minutes
big congrats u did it
Thanks
Doctor: you have 10 minutes to live.
Me: hang on let me complete the last mission
LOL
How ash is able to run around the map so fast, she practiced in payday
ah i see, a r6 joke inside of a payday joke
1:47
"I can open the gates, but we can't use my code on the keypad. You have to find another."
"Shit!"
Lol I can't even complete this heist in loud, you're a legend my man
Thank you 👍
What wrong with police's eyes
I don't know
they're asian
when cops start seek out robbers the bank security will steal what was not stolen. Thats why they dont care
That's racist
cops arrived at 7:20 after alarm was triggered, ten seconds later he was gone
Amazing play,keep doing those nice speedruns :)
Thanks :)
i can open the gate but we cant using my code on the keypad we need to find another
1:52
3 year ago, this video is legend! I cant stop watching!
Mortifier dude I know that I completely finished payday 2 on ps4 but dude I could never do something like this this vid might have came out a year ago but only moly you are a true legend
Thanks 😊👍
Director of the bank - This is the most secure bank in the world -
Mortifier - *Hold my beer* -
😁👍
That's the Big bank you mean
M0rtifier: does everything himself
Other guys: i serve you the Soviet Union
Is it Just me or does anyone else find the b hopping and strafing really satisfying ?
Me LOL
1:26
Keycard I love you
bro, you are soo good. im have been playing PAYDAY 2 for 2 years and i do 11 minutes lol you are the best!!
11 minutes is a great time 👍
Did you go loud at the end because it's a quicker escape for the speed run?
Yes
Yes and also because it’s pretty badass
Not the best time?! 7 mins?! Bruh when i play this heist i always go up to 18 minutes and you do it in 7 minutes
Robby Gaming he means for a speedrun, there's quite a few ways to save more time and he's just acknowledging that. Still impressive by any means
Thank you :) Like 1-800-FROSTIES wrote ..it's more from the speedrunners point of view :)
i done a 12 min one but it was complete silent
Lets try this on real life!
Shit!... got 20 years.
You dumb as hell, made 8 million off of 2 heists with a guy in China and Italy. I got a friend to launder that money so I’m pretty much set for a good 10 years
David Letherine /r/ThingsThatDidntHappen
r/ihavereddit
I've watched this when it came out, 5 months ago it was in my recommendation, today was in my recommandation again. So I just watch it again.
❤️❤️❤️
8 bags of money flying from the open vault
Guard: ? ?
i always love the ending with your badass face😜
😄👍
Mom: You have 8 minutes until bed time!
Me:
i rly wanna play payday 2 but i cant buy cus my parents say its bad sp i gotta play the knockoff version roblox notoriety i like it but theres only 20 heists or so no voicelines and its too easy so i just watch payday videos
One day you can buy it 👍
I just love how Bain is talking over himself in different tones
viejo escribo muuuy pocas veces comentarios pero tu si te lo mereces. viejo te mandaste un excelente final de video... exquisito. felicitaciones!
And then it was at this moment he knew he lucked up
Lol
@@M0rtifer can u add me on steam it's the same name and pic as my youtube
Steam friendslist is full and people waiting for a spot. I can only add patreon supporters at the moment.
@@Aeviu
It's a pun normally it would be fucked.
But he lucked up cuz how good the run was....
+1 subscriber, I love Payday: the heist and Payday 2, your gameplay is Amazing.
Thank you!
1:24
"keycard I love you"
xD
i luv it
"We can't go using my code on the keypad. You need to find another"
**SHIT**
Guard 1: did you hear that
Guard 2: I just saw a man robbing us
Guard 1: ow ok
*breaking news: man and team robs a bank in 7 minutes or less,*
Oh wait, hold on. *This just in, Man uses a whole loaf of bread and choked a duck with it*
GG my friend amazing run
Thanks a lot my friend :)
Спасибо, я научился считать до 8 по-английски)
itx 2023 and i still watch these
When you launched the heist and you dont want to leave it, but your girlfriend says that she's home alone
Another M0rti vid! Buckle up folks we have a rough ride ahead!
Keep up the great work as always m0rti!
Quality over quantity!
Thanks a lot :)
if you ever run this at a GDQ event, make the donation incentive to save the plants
😁👍
Speedrunners are the kids who have school the next day and they wanna finish the game!
😂👍
Fake Jelly lol
Silly Szili hah
In the end, you blew up the truck and destroyed all the money. True hero.
😁👍
Lady: Hello? I can open the gates, but we cant go using my code on the keypad, you need to find another
M0rtifer: SHIT!
Morti i love you and your videos but go for 7:15 next time i believe in you. And plus how have you been lately bro?
Thanks a lot 👍 yea, I could do better but I need more time 😁 I'm fine, just to much work.
My man Mortifer always on the work grind. But anyways keep uip the good work brother
so payday is where noteriety in roblox came from?
noice
Yeah notoriety was inspired by payday
I wish I can walk that fast without running
Mortifer: see plant,
“ and I took that personally”
😁😂
News : A guy with swimsuit just robbed a bank in 7 minutes , he also had a few guns and 3 other people helped him.
😁👍
no one:
civilians: see guy running with a gun and mask
also civilians: *?*
pick packages >>> speed run lol nice job dude~~
Thanks 😁👍
Lmao i was done within 2 minutes.
Walking into a guard in casing mode will do that.
😂👍
Absolutely insane
😁
When she say that shes alone at home but ur robing a bank
LOL
Good job my friend! This was very fast! ;) I have only seen possible improvements on the vault area part, but still much faster than my time would be :D
Do you want to try Breakin Feds? :) That's a nice heist for speedrunning (I did nearly an about 2:35 run there, just got the elevator escape... so about 3:20 or something was my time there, sadly)
Thanks a lot :) I see some more things I could improve but speedruns are not my favorite ^^
Breakin' Feds could be fun ....maybe I'll try that but first I'll watch your run :)
M0rtifer Nice :)
I am working on a recording (for a new run)
I didnt recorded that run, for 2 reason. The first was that I did it on my laptop, and for now it could not handle a recorder, plus I set the graphics below the lowest what the game offers to get a stable 15 fps LOL. The second reason was that I had not planned to speedrun the heist. I just had very good RNG in a normal run, and the guards didnt really came close to me. I just wanted to finish the heist when I started it LOL
EDIT: retried and got lucky with a 2:37 time. I still try to get a bit better run because I see some places where I might be able improve my run.
Got tired of restarting xD
ua-cam.com/video/Zk6peJ3wA4Q/v-deo.html This is the 2:37 run for Breakin Feds
Breaking Feds can be done under three minutes? I have never thought of the possibility of that, probably because I still have not beaten that heist because I was lazy as heck.
(Amúgy üdv, magyar legény!)
Inverz Yes, it can be done easily in 3 minutes with good RNG. The world record is 1:44 iirc.
(üdv, kevés a magyar paydayes :D
Amúgy megéri megcsinálni azt a pályát, sztem nagyon jó, az lett az egyik kedvenc mapom :D)
Why was he just stabbing plants
It's just fun .....and sometimes they can block your way when running
How df u get caught in a bank heist, just crouch behind a table.
No one: literally no one: Bain: HAY HAY WATCH WHERE YOU- great you got the keycard
Props to you you are still commenting on this video even after a year. You really care for your fans ❤
Hi
I still read every comment on this channel. My fans are the reason, I keep making videos 😊👍
M0rtifer I’m glad 😊
M0rtifer I just wanna say keep on doing what your doing don’t let anyone get in your way
Also congrats on 100k
Ohh the memories
😁👍
Sonic the robber lmao
Good to see I'm not the only one who has a hard time picking up the bags.
😊👍
you should be proud of yourself this is really good content keep it up
Thank you 😊 👍
No one
Literally no one
Dallas:I NEED A MEDIC BAG AAAAAH
The flash robbed the bank.
😁
3:23 lololololol