Dude ffs, never ever underestimate cocktails. That's a mistake I made. Especially the ones that have more than 30 ml per serving. Went to a friend's party. The friend herself was the bartender. She offered to make me a cocktail which tasted really good, so I wanted her to make another and then another. And I drank 180 ml of alcohol with just 3 drinks. I was shook. 😂
i'm drunk as fuck rn. i hate that there's a social stigma around it, i mean i know they mean well but sometimes life is so shitty that you gotta intoxicate yourself to enjoy yourself and why the hell wouldn't you because your cares go down to the point of nonexistent and your confidence soars
@@UnflappedBread no. i'm not. but there's nothing that can be done except work towards what i want. the thing is i use to think punk was the epitome of "chadness" or whatever but i don't like the "being alone" part of individuality. i can't be punk if i have to work to make what i want, that's metal
You know when you're drunk when... You're sinking copious amounts of beer, chatting to your mates, charming up the talent, and watching your favourite sport on TV in your local. When suddenly it dawn's on you that you have to negotiate a crowded pub/bar to take a leak, only to discover to your horror that all the urinals are occupied, and there's a queue.😮
So her hammered or wasted is around a 3.7 oz of pure alcohol (an easy way to compare and add different drinks), for me, wasted or hammered is more like 9-10 oz. I assumed a glass of wine is 5oz and an abv of 13%. I also assumed the cocktail is around 2 oz of 40% worth of liquor.
When I drink a lot just make sure to drink tones and tones of water when your done so you can avoid a hang over it works like everytime as long as your not like very very pissed drunk to the point of passing out but if you fall asleep or throw up just drinking water can still avoid a hangover it’s amazing you have to try it when you have finished drinking
I just drank alcohol for the first time and I’m so stupid because for my first drink(s) I drank three shots of vodka and now im stumbling and I can hear my heart beat
I'm at the point where I am shaking my head to make the room spin for fun...where am I at on the scale? Barely typing this correctly.Drank half a bottle of Crown Royal Peach while staying hydrated and full stomach. I fucking •LOVE whiskey. Haven't been this plastered in years! Not much of a drinker but damn whiskey hits perfectly when you are having a rough time.
When I was a teen and started drinking I got so drunk I threw up everywhere on the streets. After that I got drunk but never Dead Drunk. Never passed out. An advice to those who don't want to deal with the hangover: -level 1 have a 1000mg aspirin with lots of water and squeezed lemon juice. -level 2 take a big dose of vitamin C and B1 your headache and hangover will mostly go away Tip: Don't eat fatty, sugary or super salty stuff it makes it worse. Instead go for sour krout and other pickles or sour soup.(yeah I know they salty but will still help)
As a wise drunken man said “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
This is an underrated comment🤣
And we all fell down as the sun came up
ha ha drunk much
I've only had a glass of dinner with my wine.
we love brandon
My scale would look like..
Level 1: sober
Level 2: “loosened up”
Level 3: Buzzed
Level 4: Tipsy
Level 5: Drunk
Level 6: Sh!t faced
Level 7: wankered
Level 8 dead
Level 10 turning into a ghost
Level 11: touching the neighbors kid
Level 12: Ascension (but wth was level 11)
Ight so ima. Bit tipsy rn im On my way to get funk rn
Yeaaaaaa
sameb bruh, im gone rn 😭
i would love to drunk txt her
Same I’m fucked upppp rn
were yall joking LMAO
Dead drunk? LMFAO! Never heard of that term. I call it Blackout Drunk
Same
I call it obliterated
Yeah same
I call it shitfaced like km rn bro im so drunk right now man i wanna be like thos
For evrer
In the UK we call ot white boy wasted
I was waiting for "oh so you got fucked up" as a final stage😅
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJSJA
Or Shitfaced
I thought shit faced
@@gilbertogonzalez6097people laughing in spanish 💀
I got so banged up one time I woke up in a field 💀
Dam mw to
😭😭😭
😂😂😂
Sounds fun lol
💀😭😭💀💀
this made me giggle
Some people do look dead when they are "Blackout Drunk".
Lol what is this. 😂 it feels like an introduction guide to being human
seriously wtf is this
it’s like a language learning thing (geared for europeans)
hahahah im Dr nk rn lol
ppl learning english
Being drunk is not ideal for the human race
Wasted after 2 glasses of wine and 3 cocktails ? You're a flyweight mate
hey atleast it takes less drinks to get drunk! #moneysaved
Dude ffs, never ever underestimate cocktails. That's a mistake I made. Especially the ones that have more than 30 ml per serving. Went to a friend's party. The friend herself was the bartender. She offered to make me a cocktail which tasted really good, so I wanted her to make another and then another. And I drank 180 ml of alcohol with just 3 drinks. I was shook. 😂
@@anti-tankartur677she made you doubles, most good cocktails are doubles
I wish my hangovers after being blackout drunk were like this instead of laying in bed sweating with existential dread and catatonic anxiety.
😂😂 shitt
You and me both. Withdrawal sucks
DT ain't fun no
I've never had a hangover because I'm not an alcoholic
@@Louie-pq3kv You're a hero mate, good on you for being superior to everyone.
I don’t get a hangover I get overwhelming anxiety for no reason
Same here. Cant get hammered anymore because on the following day panic attacks onset
LITERALLY SAME
I'm hammered right now. It was fun I had went drinking with my friends and by bro and now I am shutting on the toilet lol
LMAOOO
💀
Shit called blackout dead drunk is crazy💀
I guess I was the only one who thought "blackout" when the bar went fully green
i'm drunk as fuck rn. i hate that there's a social stigma around it, i mean i know they mean well but sometimes life is so shitty that you gotta intoxicate yourself to enjoy yourself and why the hell wouldn't you because your cares go down to the point of nonexistent and your confidence soars
are you actually okay
@@UnflappedBread no. i'm not. but there's nothing that can be done except work towards what i want. the thing is i use to think punk was the epitome of "chadness" or whatever but i don't like the "being alone" part of individuality. i can't be punk if i have to work to make what i want, that's metal
I eat and eat when stressed, or sad, or angry. My addiction is food, but overeating won't impair my ability to drive (as far as I know).
@JBenS7 well yeah, moderation. i hate to break it to you, but you can drink without getting shitfaced everytime or addicted
@JBenS7 what drug do you suggest i do then? i don't have a girl and i don't live with anyone else it's just me and my intrusive thoughts
I’ve never hear of dead drunk, I would say ‘absolutely sloshed’ or ‘shitfaced’ or smth similar 💀😭
Dead drunk is mainly said as blackout drunk
I get blackout drunk and still remember everything... 😅
that's a warmup for me 🍻
Hineylyy but drink rn but can’t member how much I’ve had 😭😭
something about this comment makes me cackle
You know when you're drunk when...
You're sinking copious amounts of beer, chatting to your mates, charming up the talent, and watching your favourite sport on TV in your local. When suddenly it dawn's on you that you have to negotiate a crowded pub/bar to take a leak, only to discover to your horror that all the urinals are occupied, and there's a queue.😮
I drank so much that I woke up in the middle of nowhere and shit my pants
We just say Faded
Me, 14, who's been on all levels:
Woke up outside at the back of a random shop beside the bar I was drinking at the night before . Knew I had to quit then 😂
I’m a lightweight so the sprite does me in lmao 😅
You get drunk with sprite? 😂
When I drink, I’m always in the middle of being hammered and Tipsy
So her hammered or wasted is around a 3.7 oz of pure alcohol (an easy way to compare and add different drinks), for me, wasted or hammered is more like 9-10 oz. I assumed a glass of wine is 5oz and an abv of 13%. I also assumed the cocktail is around 2 oz of 40% worth of liquor.
UA-cam fr exceeding dead drunk 💀💀💀
I’ve been dead high before literally looked like a husk that could still move the next day. Felt so hollow like a carved out pumpkin
Liver: Imma just head out, peace
You won’t get “wasted” or “hammered” from 2 glasses of wine and 3 cocktails… Even as a woman and being light weighted.
We can also use blackout drunk instead of dear drunk
I got drunk asf, but I've never gotten a hangover... maybe tonight might be the night? Im drunk asf rn
Strange: 😊 I've been Hyped up/Energetic drunk many times, but NEVER passed out & NEVER had a Hangover... I always drink water after a few hard drinks😋
Dad drunk? That sounds about right, my dad is always blacked out drunk
When I drink a lot just make sure to drink tones and tones of water when your done so you can avoid a hang over it works like everytime as long as your not like very very pissed drunk to the point of passing out but if you fall asleep or throw up just drinking water can still avoid a hangover it’s amazing you have to try it when you have finished drinking
I always get tipsy
I'm sober. I love Sprite. It's my fav sip of soda ❤
Christmas drunkkk! Can’t wait!
how do u remember what u drank if you don't remember anything.
I don’t even drunk I’m here for the info
Sober is no fun, i lost my glasses which makes me feel depressed and gives me headaches, annoying lol.
Drinks help.
This really helps with my oc im making him drinking alot thanks
I just drank alcohol for the first time and I’m so stupid because for my first drink(s) I drank three shots of vodka and now im stumbling and I can hear my heart beat
I think ill just stay sober.
We call it Blackout drunk.
She was blackout drunk at the end
I told them I love them 😭😭
1:sober
2: normal
3:slightly
4:wasted
5:drunk
6:blackout drunk
6 beers right now
Tipsy vs heavy heavy drunk
I'm at the point where I am shaking my head to make the room spin for fun...where am I at on the scale? Barely typing this correctly.Drank half a bottle of Crown Royal Peach while staying hydrated and full stomach. I fucking •LOVE whiskey. Haven't been this plastered in years! Not much of a drinker but damn whiskey hits perfectly when you are having a rough time.
The girl in blue sounds more fun.
We call it "blackout drunk," but.. accurate
this was way more wholesome and educational than expected
I got drunk and attempted suicide but I survived I didn't know what happen but the noose is around my neck
you tried to kill yourself while drunk?
Damn
DRINK BEER NOW!
Stay buzzed boys
When I was a teen and started drinking I got so drunk I threw up everywhere on the streets. After that I got drunk but never Dead Drunk. Never passed out.
An advice to those who don't want to deal with the hangover:
-level 1 have a 1000mg aspirin with lots of water and squeezed lemon juice.
-level 2 take a big dose of vitamin C and B1 your headache and hangover will mostly go away
Tip: Don't eat fatty, sugary or super salty stuff it makes it worse. Instead go for sour krout and other pickles or sour soup.(yeah I know they salty but will still help)
Im dead drunk everyday i go out. So happy i dont remember nothing
5 drinks = hammered lol.... im working on my 14 drink
The chick in the white coat is so pretty bruh
What happend on getting high.?.?.?.? Did we just forget abt that
You got tipsy-
YEAH I FEeL SO
tIPSy t-t-t TIPsY tiP-Tip-TIPSy
English lessons that I need
I got way to drunk one time and I woke in my friends bathtub with one shoe and using the the bath curtain as a blanket 😂
i heard i was in Thailand when i got drunk
People from the us have 0% tolerance if i count these drinks.
Danmmm.
if my dad is at a party, theres a 40% chance you will be in between tipsy and wasted. and no, he does not cause any violence but hes very funny 😂
I just drunk a whole bottle of white wine
Lmao so many steps were skipped. And texting your ex isn't wasted, it's feeling yourself.
She got brickfaced mate
tipdy rn, i had like 3 shots
Doughnuts? Lmao
Ooooh so I'm tipsy drunk, cool term
Who is getting wasted by drinking cocktail ☠️
Buzzed **❤
I get dead drunk sometimes cause it puts a fire under my bum to do better and change❤
Blackout drunk, it’s called
Never drinking again after eating nothing the whole day
getting wasted with 2 cocktails…
It’s called blackout in the states I guess
Girl tells the whole story but I don't remember anything 😂😂
For me it goes: buzzin, drunk, and fucked up 😂
Scale went straight from tipsy to hammered??
What’re some in between s?
I was drunk without my mom knowing I was on a call and my friends recorded I couldn't stop laughing
So funny
I actually drank an alcohol since i was a kid
Forgot buzzed, drunk, and blackout, hangover starts at around drunk or hammered… I drink too much
My dad has easily been passed dead drunk
You skipped wherever I am
Oh... ive been above dead drunk then...
Lightweight
i was never drunk because drinking is BAD
Same I’m drink sanitizer and see what happened
I drank a whole ass bottle of Jager did nothin....
Be personally I could never be drunk but that’s just me ig
O so that why in morning i have this effects when you drinking
Yes I’m drunk again haha