STEVE JOBS IS ALIVE??

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  • @andrewbarron8457
    @andrewbarron8457 8 років тому +4370

    Christine is that weird aunt whose always the first to be drunk and goes on talking about nonsense but she's really funny and you love her anyways

    • @andrewbarron8457
      @andrewbarron8457 8 років тому +17

      also so much happened at that fucking brunch like what??

    • @Amanda-ly5cn
      @Amanda-ly5cn 8 років тому +60

      Andrew Barron Right?! They did more at one brunch than I did probably all week. Also, I think one of my new goals in life is to be "that aunt" lol

    • @andrewbarron8457
      @andrewbarron8457 8 років тому +38

      Amanda Rose THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! Like their brunch was more exciting than a month of my life and it's always been a dream of mine to also be "that aunt" haha

    • @piggiepetspigg
      @piggiepetspigg 8 років тому +18

      Andrew Barron I'm so gonna be that aunt in the future

    • @jazzy4cool
      @jazzy4cool 7 років тому +6

      Mirres Videos same! I will probably feel like imma alive again!!!!!

  • @f.c.ziegler37
    @f.c.ziegler37 8 років тому +511

    "If I don't get married in the next five minutes I will RIOT" I'm screaming

  • @TheWarWitch.
    @TheWarWitch. 8 років тому +3374

    This was intense from start to finish

    • @Isa-uh1ft
      @Isa-uh1ft 8 років тому +297

      Devon Sewell her everyday life is 100% more interesting than my dogs

  • @CherryAndThePack
    @CherryAndThePack 8 років тому +607

    "Christine all we did was go to brunch"

  • @LoveToLoveYou21
    @LoveToLoveYou21 8 років тому +1746

    "Print media is dead." 😂

    • @leuvenfra
      @leuvenfra 8 років тому +19

      LoveToLoveYou21 I died when she said that😂😂

    • @spagootqueen6752
      @spagootqueen6752 7 років тому +8

      LoveToLoveYou21 She literally said that as I read your comment omg

    • @seeera7420
      @seeera7420 7 років тому +2

      LoveToLoveYou21 I love your pic (Lern jergi)

    • @christdm2303
      @christdm2303 7 років тому

      Rey Kenobi omg read it as she said it.

  • @christineharvey2207
    @christineharvey2207 8 років тому +2206

    I just found this channel and I've watched 2 videos, and holy shit haven't laughed this hard in months. As a fellow Christine I aspire to be at least half entertaining as you!

    • @AneViktoria
      @AneViktoria 8 років тому +33

      YES, me too! is this even real?! INTENSE stuff, love it.

    • @ketzell8904
      @ketzell8904 7 років тому +1

      Christine Harvey Woah my name's Christine too!

    • @Imeow.666
      @Imeow.666 7 років тому +17

      "fabio"

    • @fabiofuoco
      @fabiofuoco 7 років тому +3

      This so weird tbh my name's Christine too!

  • @Josh-ik3rr
    @Josh-ik3rr 8 років тому +842

    ok but the waiter really was so cute

  • @ahhhndy
    @ahhhndy 8 років тому +472

    "You look like an escaped mental patient..."
    "I'm Harley Quinn!"
    DEAD!!!!!!!!

  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 8 років тому +4201

    *vomits*
    "Christine all we did was go to brunch"
    Honestly me at brunch. Sorry mom

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 8 років тому +222

      More vlogs like this please

    • @suckd0g
      @suckd0g 7 років тому +26

      Ben Blue brunch is low key an excuse to get drunk during the day.

    • @uwuuwu2818
      @uwuuwu2818 7 років тому

      Ben Blue I

    • @legendary3321
      @legendary3321 6 років тому +1

      I see you at Shane too. I love you.

  • @candace2911
    @candace2911 8 років тому +525

    MISS UNIVERSE CHIPOTLE BURRITO
    I AM DECEASED

    • @candace2911
      @candace2911 8 років тому +7

      PLEASE DO MORE VLOGS BTW

  • @iron343
    @iron343 8 років тому +1326

    I can't explain to you how much I fucking love this video omg

    • @candidlyclaudine1070
      @candidlyclaudine1070 8 років тому +15

      Irana van Oostrum oh HEY YOURE THE ONE FROM THE DINK FAM NICE TO SEE YOU HERE THE INTERNET IS SUCH A SNALL PLACE!!!

    • @iron343
      @iron343 8 років тому +7

      Candidly Claudine aw yay! Yes I am hahah! Nice to see you here too :) This made me very happy so: thank you for saying that. I appreciate it

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 7 років тому +1

      OMG You're the one that makes those bomb ass compilations! Dink, I love you, dink!

  • @caracarr6484
    @caracarr6484 8 років тому +1989

    DID SHE JUST VOMIT ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET

    • @caracarr6484
      @caracarr6484 8 років тому +139

      i love her

    • @kelsey917
      @kelsey917 8 років тому +28

      Cara Carr when I was in LA someone threw up on the hotel elevator 😂

    • @lit5465
      @lit5465 7 років тому +30

      Cara Carr THATS WHY IM SHOOKETH

    • @sophiasmith8179
      @sophiasmith8179 7 років тому +34

      Why are you surprised?

    • @seraviloxelavlogs
      @seraviloxelavlogs 7 років тому +15

      Cara Carr goals

  • @champagnemami9929
    @champagnemami9929 8 років тому +360

    I can't be the only one that died at "I'm Harley Quinn."

  • @locococo246
    @locococo246 8 років тому +343

    "if i don't get married in the next five minutes i will RIOT"

  • @LamiaMonroe
    @LamiaMonroe 8 років тому +575

    Brunch wouldn't be brunch without projectile vomit.

  • @aproxamillionwasps474
    @aproxamillionwasps474 8 років тому +121

    I love how Christine gets hammered and PROJECTILES and they just continue on with their day to H&M. Christine is bomb af I LUV U GUYS

  • @ju2513
    @ju2513 Рік тому +24

    Guys it’s been 6 years, I still die at these

    • @Mula_Music
      @Mula_Music Рік тому +2

      I was too young 2 understand how plastered she was it’s even more hilarious almost 7 years later

    • @squadlevi709
      @squadlevi709 5 місяців тому +1

      knowing christine talked about elijah just exploiting her for views, when the entire video is him getting her shitfaced and recording it. I doubt christine can watch these back and think the same

  • @kellystramat5754
    @kellystramat5754 8 років тому +177

    it is part of my religion to watch this 3 times a day

  • @nicolettgiocondo153
    @nicolettgiocondo153 8 років тому +449

    i often look at my best friend and just think about how we will never be as good as christine and elijah

  • @BeLikeNexus
    @BeLikeNexus 8 років тому +454

    I started CRYING when she threw up

  • @racheldaponte5551
    @racheldaponte5551 3 роки тому +18

    watching in 2021, I miss them

    • @danalove9659
      @danalove9659 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah. Suck even more to know there not friends anymore. Apparently Elijah wasn’t the nicest person to Christine back then. Apparently he got really into the partying side of UA-cam and was drinking and smoking a lot and it made him became obsessed with gaining subs to the point would push Christine to do thing she really didn’t want to do. And verbal abuse her when she refused. He apparently doing better now and is actually doing a lot of good made a lot for charity but that just what see in a video about them.

  • @romazpizza
    @romazpizza 4 роки тому +22

    coming back to these vlogs during quarantine gives me serotonin

    • @Fa1ry
      @Fa1ry 4 роки тому +1

      Same! I miss them so much

  • @KateMcCartyy
    @KateMcCartyy 8 років тому +116

    "christine all we did was go to brunch"

  • @Fa1ry
    @Fa1ry 3 роки тому +9

    this is my comfort channel

  • @share_accidental
    @share_accidental 2 роки тому +12

    i can’t believe this was 5 years ago

  • @daxworthy
    @daxworthy 3 роки тому +22

    am i the only person coming back to watch this post corona to fill the void that quarantine left me with? yes. am i still gonna leave a comment like anyones gonna read it? yes.

  • @Ashley__Rose
    @Ashley__Rose 8 років тому +303

    Who the fuck is this magical comedic unicorn?!

    • @Ashley__Rose
      @Ashley__Rose 8 років тому +53

      Minus the vomit

    • @thyfleshh
      @thyfleshh 8 років тому +111

      PLUS the vomit

    • @aeris44
      @aeris44 7 років тому +6

      Plus the garbage pussy.

  • @santwan3307
    @santwan3307 Рік тому +9

    Watching this on a iPhone 12+ while she’s standing with Steve Jobs Ghost discussing the 12+ 😂

  • @tonygandolf
    @tonygandolf 8 років тому +645

    Cosmo & Wanda need a better hiding place://

    • @tonygandolf
      @tonygandolf 8 років тому +51

      I still love the outfit, I promise

    • @scottwade8348
      @scottwade8348 8 років тому

      Anthony Gan LOL😂😂

    • @rvrcn
      @rvrcn 7 років тому +3

      anthony gandolf rip their fish tho too x.x

  • @auroraabborealis
    @auroraabborealis 8 років тому +43

    "If I'm not married in the next 5 minutes I will riot" ME

  • @user-zz9fu4ey7i
    @user-zz9fu4ey7i 5 років тому +13

    2016, when elijah and christine put out videos regularly, those really were the good old days

  • @hbeeds29
    @hbeeds29 4 роки тому +11

    Watching this in 2020 and now there is an iPhone 12 coming out...............

  • @alliemarie9526
    @alliemarie9526 3 роки тому +12

    watching this in 2021 is crazy to think that the iphone 12 plus actually is a thing now

  • @Sculptedbyskye
    @Sculptedbyskye 8 років тому +52

    "Christine all we literally did was have brunch" 😭😂

  • @thiskidneedsmedicine
    @thiskidneedsmedicine 8 років тому +39

    you need your own tv show. like now.

  • @jubilex7119
    @jubilex7119 8 років тому +35

    "This is the most action I've gotten in years"

  • @Emily-pn8vo
    @Emily-pn8vo 8 років тому +66

    NEVER EVER STOP DOING THESE THEYRE SO FUNNY

  • @jdominoes6191
    @jdominoes6191 8 років тому +39

    I feel like these vlogs are gonna blow up if they continue being this good

  • @idontuseconditioner
    @idontuseconditioner 8 років тому +284

    Waiter was hella cute tf

  • @youbredmymind
    @youbredmymind 8 років тому +171

    dafuq did she throw up in the shower? Lucky Charms?

  • @kaliesoldvlogs
    @kaliesoldvlogs 8 років тому +10

    "Christine we only went to brunch" I am fuckin DEAD!!!!!

  • @tracyc88b
    @tracyc88b 8 років тому +96

    I want to be like Christine when I grow up

  • @fredjiejones
    @fredjiejones 8 років тому +489

    I mean I didn't really need to see you vomit but the rest of this was trash that I enjoyed watching

  • @itsjure3348
    @itsjure3348 8 років тому +67

    idk why but at the beginning christine really reminded me of ethan from h3h3 for some reason

    • @onichi2995
      @onichi2995 8 років тому +2

      Omg! I was thinking same heart it :) and cool comment :)

    • @Axel_Shaun
      @Axel_Shaun 7 років тому +4

      I thought the same thing when she was aggressively dancing in the mirror

    • @curlyj2059
      @curlyj2059 7 років тому +1

      Yess! So glad someone else can see the resemblance! So much about her just reminds me of Ethan!

  • @maddietrail8446
    @maddietrail8446 8 років тому +12

    "Christine all we did was go to brunch! " I can't fuckin breathe w this whole video

  • @highshawtyyy5169
    @highshawtyyy5169 8 років тому +23

    "Christine, all we did is go to brunch." 😂

  • @user-ws2qc1eq6v
    @user-ws2qc1eq6v 8 років тому +257

    tag yourself I'm the laugh after the puke

  • @scrimtrippy8162
    @scrimtrippy8162 8 років тому +99

    Hey guys welcome to twenty one pilots merch shop we got everything you need, we got beanies, we got jackets. Thank you Christine for making my day.

  • @rachelmccarthy316
    @rachelmccarthy316 8 років тому +57

    okay but is no one going to talk about the cute waiter???

  • @dankcarolyn420
    @dankcarolyn420 8 років тому +7

    this is it. this is my favorite video on the entire youtubes.

  • @trippyhipster5
    @trippyhipster5 8 років тому +64

    😍😍😍your singing,make a mixtape plz

  • @cloutdaze
    @cloutdaze 6 років тому +18

    I’m depressed bc they were such a good duo before Elijah became arrogant

  • @ysabellataylor7158
    @ysabellataylor7158 8 років тому +22

    Eugene is the sweetest pupper

  • @talialopez8438
    @talialopez8438 8 років тому +64

    she's funny asf😂

  • @iRosati
    @iRosati 8 років тому +7

    I love the relationship you have with your headband

  • @Emily_ann-11
    @Emily_ann-11 8 років тому +2

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED OMG

  • @nevaehw2509
    @nevaehw2509 8 років тому +5

    the quality content I subscribed for.

  • @mackenzie0222
    @mackenzie0222 8 років тому +14

    "there are different types of dogs and they love each other anyway"

  • @mooslimah
    @mooslimah 8 років тому +5

    These are by far the best vlogs ever

  • @queenrei34
    @queenrei34 8 років тому +40

    Please do more vlogs. I hate vlogs. But yours are the best

    • @queenrei34
      @queenrei34 8 років тому +4

      Christine and the waiter are my otp

  • @alexis-ye9xq
    @alexis-ye9xq 8 років тому +18

    I've never laughed so hard at someone throwing up 😂

  • @cokahhh1982
    @cokahhh1982 8 років тому +76

    I want to be christines friend so bad

  • @carlyrae1
    @carlyrae1 8 років тому +13

    I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME

  • @BrentlyTV
    @BrentlyTV 6 років тому +2

    This is one of my favorite videos. Haha i have my hand over my mouth trying not to laugh and be loud at 5am hehe

    • @BrentlyTV
      @BrentlyTV 9 місяців тому

      10am brently is dying 5 years later lol

  • @ninaroo2
    @ninaroo2 8 років тому +20

    I'M SO GLAD CHRISTINE INVENTED UA-cam THANKS JESUS

  • @Jade05925
    @Jade05925 8 років тому +7

    ugh how did I just find you !! I love you!!! seriously me!!

  • @KyleThornOfficial
    @KyleThornOfficial 8 років тому +6

    The Intro was everything!

  • @carolinesayer6857
    @carolinesayer6857 8 років тому +16

    WHEN SHE THROWS UP OH MY GOD THEIR LIVES ARE SUCH A MESS I LOVE IT

  • @abineylon
    @abineylon 8 років тому +9

    I love how she kept saying I'm gonna vomit and kept drinking 😂

  • @andrewpadilla9578
    @andrewpadilla9578 8 років тому +13

    "Christine all we did was go to brunch" 😂😂

  • @BrachPixies
    @BrachPixies 8 років тому +9

    "You look like an escape mental patient that's on the prowl"
    "I'm Harley Quinn"
    Still laughing my ass off about that

  • @mariakatrina1509
    @mariakatrina1509 8 років тому +16

    That waiter you made feel uncomfortable😂😂

  • @xuzix
    @xuzix 8 років тому +10

    I usually cringe at people vomiting but i couldn't stop fucking laughing oh my god

  • @MW-vj8cr
    @MW-vj8cr 7 років тому +11

    I'm depressed this ended...

  • @beyonder6111
    @beyonder6111 8 років тому +99

    She looks like a chipotle burrito

  • @hollyrixon2802
    @hollyrixon2802 7 років тому

    i cannot express how much i love you guys, if you see a spike in views, its me, i cant help myself i pretty much have your videos playing 24/7. Keep it up guys, great moves, appreicate yas!

  • @ohsnapple98
    @ohsnapple98 8 років тому +8

    i was audibly laughing this entire video why dont u have millions of subscribers?

  • @cleversmynamee
    @cleversmynamee 8 років тому +1

    honestly i've watched this like 3 times in the past 15 hours and i cant stop laughing thank u for blessing the world with your light

  • @charlottemurphy7841
    @charlottemurphy7841 8 років тому +17

    WHENEVER I HEAR THE BING BING BING BONG PART I LOOSE IT

  • @erinbosbury4605
    @erinbosbury4605 7 років тому

    idk how many videos of y'alls I've watched but I don't think I'm gonna stop :D

  • @strangerthings5546
    @strangerthings5546 8 років тому +16

    She literally owns one shirt and one pair of shorts 😍😍😍💯

    • @lana-ol7of
      @lana-ol7of 8 років тому

      The Fosters honestly me too

  • @shskzb27
    @shskzb27 4 роки тому +4

    2:12 she predicated the future

  • @porschamarie8188
    @porschamarie8188 8 років тому +7

    WHY WAS I JAMMING OUT WHEN THE BAKCSTREET BOYS CAME ON 😂😂

  • @lunax3373
    @lunax3373 8 років тому +13

    LMFAOOOOOOOO "MISS AMERICA CHIPOTLE BURRITO" JNGJNI

  • @kaaarennnn
    @kaaarennnn 7 років тому

    This video and the New Year's Eve vlog are my fav and I always come back to them

  • @corinneellington
    @corinneellington 8 років тому +78

    that waiter was actually so hot

    • @selahvick4180
      @selahvick4180 7 років тому

      Corinne Imma just leave that at 69

  • @emma-tz8bg
    @emma-tz8bg 6 років тому +1

    why is christine's dancing so sharp??? we love a sharp shishtar

  • @dannyperez7456
    @dannyperez7456 8 років тому +20

    "Im harley quinn"

  • @georginaallenj9202
    @georginaallenj9202 4 роки тому +1

    This is my favourite UA-cam video of all time

  • @TheSomeGlitches
    @TheSomeGlitches 8 років тому +4

    I think I found my most favourite vlog ever

  • @amyphillips3212
    @amyphillips3212 4 роки тому +4

    “If i dont get married in the next five minutes im going to riot”

  • @coastalhydrangeas9205
    @coastalhydrangeas9205 8 років тому +10

    The second she threw up laughed so hard and idk why xD

  • @jrochelle
    @jrochelle 7 років тому +2

    almost a year later and this is still my favorite vlog

  • @chaseroyea2506
    @chaseroyea2506 4 роки тому +4

    the iphone 12 comes out in a month-

  • @madparris4172
    @madparris4172 5 років тому +2

    If I don’t get married in the next 5 minutes I will RIOT

  • @prongz95
    @prongz95 8 років тому +25

    PLEASE UPLOAD MORE OFTEN I FUCKIN LOVE U

  • @dahliabrennan8877
    @dahliabrennan8877 8 років тому +1

    I don't know what your videos are but I like them so I'm gonna keep watching them

  • @emmaguts227
    @emmaguts227 8 років тому +6

    Literally the best person ever. You are literally the best person ever. Literally. Be my friend. Literally

  • @alohomora0x
    @alohomora0x 8 років тому +2

    Your videos never fail to make me laugh out loud literally!

  • @layna3216
    @layna3216 8 років тому +4

    Thank you Jenna and Julien for delivering these two beautiful humans to me