I like how the normal tumblr thumbnails look like it’s just trying to help him stay awake, while Twitter looks like a malevolent spirit who kills you if you look away
23:37 ranch, jack in the box sweet and sour, frosty, ice cream, nothing, and that ketchup-mayo mix sauce that I used to call pink sauce but now that’s ruined :[
Before I worked retail, I felt the suffering of the worker and could understand that would be stressful. Now that I work retail (clothing chain, but still), I can say that I can imagine the mental screams of anguish at the customers stupidity and I hope they weren't blamed for ignorant customers.
10:30 IDK, I read a trilogy of adult books recently wherein a bunch of dragons are trying to get married but accidentally conquer a planet instead. The series is *Mating Flight* by Bard Bloom.
I went on about a 30-minute mental tangent about how shows like BBT and Friends were so awful and unfunny (so many damn laugh tracks for every mediocre joke) during which I said that paint drying would be better. Suffice to say, my chimp brain was delighted when P.M. put the paint drying video onscreen as a comparison. I am a predictable fool, and I accept that.
You have merely glimpsed the edge of the abyss, but it is enough to trigger the cycle of revelation. Now, like me, you will begin to see things as they truly are.
47:56 me, extremely annoyed, trying not to scream; we do NOT pee on ALL MY BLANKETS to show AFFECTION and COMFORT OURSELVES because of FOSTER KITTENS DARING TO EXIST IN OUR GENERAL VICINITY!
55:25 TOOK ME A MINUTE TO REALIZE IT WAS ALEX HIRSCH THAT ABSOLUTE MADMAN, CENSORSHIP SHAN’T CONTAIN HIM MUCH LONGER… (also for the next one, I WILL be using clanker as a slur towards ai)
you know I missed some of these, I actually forgot a ton of stuff that was in these or I just forgot to watch them when they came out so it's great I get to see what I missed and- h-hey what- ... what was that one about Mega Man? :(
10:38 im probably missing something and will edit if so but. Or: We can let people like things because theyre hurting nobody and its incredibly weird to be so obsessed with age ratings that you act like that in regards to books. Theyre books.
I like how the normal tumblr thumbnails look like it’s just trying to help him stay awake, while Twitter looks like a malevolent spirit who kills you if you look away
It looks like the torture/brainwashing machine in cartoons
hey, this isnt tumblr
Great scott, this can no be happening
great scott! gordon freeman!
this is tumblr's ex
@@fernoagent8581 No
Its tumblr's twin sibling that was given more attention
And still somehow fumbled
@@pyrolikespizza hello gordon!
I still cant get over that "ah-gah-tay"
@@Axolautism It hurts, it hurts fr
I've never liked the bird app since *The Event* but you find the funny and read them so I can enjoy the bird app
What event-
weird folks in DMs at a young age. Left the app and glad to have done so ~7 years ago
Did NOT expect to see THOMAS SANDERS on the shoulder booty one 😭😭
8:06 hits different today
Omg theres already an hour 16 minutes of twitter videos
NOO‼️‼️ PAN MAN SEYMOUR, NOOO‼️‼️ WE’RE LOSING HIM GUYS, PULL HIM OUT❗️❗️
23:37 ranch, jack in the box sweet and sour, frosty, ice cream, nothing, and that ketchup-mayo mix sauce that I used to call pink sauce but now that’s ruined :[
i- thats just mayochup homie
Dont forget freakin melted cheese
I think that ketchup plus mayo sauce is called cocktail sauce or Marie Rose sauce
@@madsfiedler3884 there’s a name??
@@ocgaming4545 there’s a name??
Before I worked retail, I felt the suffering of the worker and could understand that would be stressful.
Now that I work retail (clothing chain, but still), I can say that I can imagine the mental screams of anguish at the customers stupidity and I hope they weren't blamed for ignorant customers.
10:30 IDK, I read a trilogy of adult books recently wherein a bunch of dragons are trying to get married but accidentally conquer a planet instead.
The series is *Mating Flight* by Bard Bloom.
As soon as I sat down and leaned forward, the video told me to straighten my back and called me banana-shaped 😭😭😭 1:12:03
I went on about a 30-minute mental tangent about how shows like BBT and Friends were so awful and unfunny (so many damn laugh tracks for every mediocre joke) during which I said that paint drying would be better.
Suffice to say, my chimp brain was delighted when P.M. put the paint drying video onscreen as a comparison. I am a predictable fool, and I accept that.
You have merely glimpsed the edge of the abyss, but it is enough to trigger the cycle of revelation. Now, like me, you will begin to see things as they truly are.
PM, I think you mispelled "Xitter" in the title.
Depending on how I'm feeling I have gravy, MCDonald sweet curry sauce, ketchup, mayo or spice mayo. Nandos make a nice spicy mayo.
23:58 as a person with a tomato allergy.. THAT WAS ON THE TABLE?!
I had trouble with right tighty lefty loosey because I was confused like "right on the top? Or was it on the bottom?"
6:39 sounds like soeone needs some galvanized square stel tubing.
Alright person man where is my daily dose of xit gonna come from now?
1:22 BTMC SPOTTED
29:46 Lincoln: OH SO HE GETS TO SURVIVE.
*sees the second one*
Lincoln: OMFG I WILL KILL THIS MAN SEEING THAT HIS ASSASSINATORS CAN’T!!!
Sholly hit it's a new series
15:14 THOMAS NO!!!! YOU CAN GO TO EITHER YOU ABSOLUTE SOVEREIGN!!!!
47:56 me, extremely annoyed, trying not to scream; we do NOT pee on ALL MY BLANKETS to show AFFECTION and COMFORT OURSELVES because of FOSTER KITTENS DARING TO EXIST IN OUR GENERAL VICINITY!
Remember that Twitter once lived.
NO NO DONT GO THERE NO
holy moly
The Tumblr binges, have a little sibling now!
10:56 GEOMETRY DASH
WHY DID UA-cam RECOMMEND ME 31 OF YOUR VIDEOS ALMOST IN A ROW?!?! WHATS GOING ON IM SO CONFUSED 😭😭😭😭
34:48 hakita the dev of ultrakill
30:38 that wasnt from just any mincraft youtuber, that was from technoblade.
1 minute gangggggggg >>>>>>>>>
thank you lord mitsuki
55:25 TOOK ME A MINUTE TO REALIZE IT WAS ALEX HIRSCH
THAT ABSOLUTE MADMAN, CENSORSHIP SHAN’T CONTAIN HIM MUCH LONGER…
(also for the next one, I WILL be using clanker as a slur towards ai)
7:33 looked this one up, worst mistake of my life
Well this was unexpected
40:11 Why-
Why does the couch cause allergic reactions in people??
Guh? Woah
Remember when PM said he wouldn’t read tweets?
Was It the special glass?
THOMAS SANDERS??? 15:06
I admit calling tweets “xits” makes sense if you pronounce it like “zits”
@@darkstarr984 which honestly fits since 90% of tweets on the website are the digital equivalent of unwanted zits
you know I missed some of these, I actually forgot a ton of stuff that was in these or I just forgot to watch them when they came out so it's great I get to see what I missed and- h-hey what- ... what was that one about Mega Man? :(
like you're right but like... c'mon man
Did I hear... Cute demon girls?
5:48 HAH! She doesn't deserve to have her response read in your female voice
I pronounce the X in Xitter like how it's pronounced in Portuguese. So, it sounds like "Shitter".
57:45 Do I even need to explain? If you know the character you don't need an explanation.
william shakespent
13:43 well im sure harry potter comicz hav 2 exist sumwhere. like skool made out of marble
10:38 im probably missing something and will edit if so but.
Or: We can let people like things because theyre hurting nobody and its incredibly weird to be so obsessed with age ratings that you act like that in regards to books. Theyre books.
It was a lighthearted remark
Betrayal.
Atnalta
40:19 Please, God, someone send me the link to this tweet so I can share it properly
This is the earliest I’ve been. Maybe first? Idk
can't believe it's not Tumblr!
10:42 SHUT UP
I mean ur right but shut up
Where did Tumblr go :(
How do I top my sub? Biting
Earliest I'll ever be. 3mins
Thats not what your girlfriend told me❤
@ lol what girlfriend? I'm happily single, nice try.
@@smol1549 thats not what Gorgon. The monster under your bed told me❤
I swear, like 98% of twitter (the non-political side) could definitely be read in a KEL voice. All in favour?
this is odd...